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OMGeverynameistaken
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NationStates Balls 2: The Ballsening

Postby OMGeverynameistaken » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:18 pm

Since the last one counted as a gravedig, and NSballs is still awesome, I hereby revive the tradition in the form of a new thread!
I also hereby present a comic on the event of Space Russia's return:

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Milograd
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Postby Milograd » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:19 pm

XD

I'd love to see this make a return, to be honest. I'll try to create sometime soon.
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The Grand World Order
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Postby The Grand World Order » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:27 pm

oh my God if I was FT Russia would be glorious ally to Fascist Federation


anyways, repost from old thread

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Postby 1000 Cats » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:32 pm

That's a lot of cats.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:32 pm

I look forward to examining everyone's balls.
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Postby Alstrainia » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:34 pm

This... this is glorious! Words fail me when I try to elaborate further on this...
Please... more...
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Postby Mad hatters in jeans » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:27 am

~yay~ i did miss the old balls thread.

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Postby Gawdzendia » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:31 am

NATIONSTATES STATS USED IN THEIR ENTIRETY
GOVERNANCE: Chamber of Estates / Presidential Council
GOVERNMENT: Citizen Republic
President: Alexander Christensen

CAPITAL: Adonia City
OFFICIAL LANGUAGES: German, French, English
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Postby New Hayesalia » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:37 am

Hoorah, 'tis back! I HAVE ARCHIVES!

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Postby Azrael » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:42 am

Sorry guys, but I was the one who reported the old thread for grave digging. OH, WOULD YOU ALL PLEASE FORGIVE MEEEE!!!!! *apologizes on hands and knees*

Buuuut it did look really cool! Maybe I should probably make one about closing the first one! Yeah! MSPaint skills to the max!
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Postby Gawdzendia » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:46 am

Azrael wrote:Sorry guys, but I was the one who reported the old thread for grave digging. OH, WOULD YOU ALL PLEASE FORGIVE MEEEE!!!!! *apologizes on hands and knees*

Buuuut it did look really cool! Maybe I should probably make one about closing the first one! Yeah! MSPaint skills to the max!


FILTHY CUR!


Yeah it's cool man. :p
NATIONSTATES STATS USED IN THEIR ENTIRETY
GOVERNANCE: Chamber of Estates / Presidential Council
GOVERNMENT: Citizen Republic
President: Alexander Christensen

CAPITAL: Adonia City
OFFICIAL LANGUAGES: German, French, English
CURRENCY: Gawdzendian Dollar (GZD)

GENERAL AWARENESS & WEAPON DEPLOYMENT CONDITION
1 - PEACETIME
2 - HEIGHTENED AWARENESS
3 - EARLY MOBILIZATION
4 - MOBILIZATION
5 - SYMMETRICAL WARFARE
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Postby Milograd » Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:15 am

I tried. :\

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Postby Mad hatters in jeans » Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:23 am

Milograd wrote:I tried. :\


dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Postby Old Beringia » Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:54 am

Someone used my flag?

Reposting

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Postby Castleclose » Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:58 am

Badly crafted tag here.
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Postby Crystal Spires » Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:44 am

*tag*
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Postby Neo Arcad » Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:54 am

Yes.
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Postby Gawdzendia » Wed Mar 14, 2012 8:45 am

While I'm off at work and in the middle of making a new one, I shall post some of my older ballsiness.
NATIONSTATES STATS USED IN THEIR ENTIRETY
GOVERNANCE: Chamber of Estates / Presidential Council
GOVERNMENT: Citizen Republic
President: Alexander Christensen

CAPITAL: Adonia City
OFFICIAL LANGUAGES: German, French, English
CURRENCY: Gawdzendian Dollar (GZD)

GENERAL AWARENESS & WEAPON DEPLOYMENT CONDITION
1 - PEACETIME
2 - HEIGHTENED AWARENESS
3 - EARLY MOBILIZATION
4 - MOBILIZATION
5 - SYMMETRICAL WARFARE
6 - NUCLEAR WARFARE
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Postby OMGeverynameistaken » Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:02 am

Neo Arcad wrote:Yes.

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Also, just as a general suggestion, if you're reposting an old comic, just leave the URL. That way they won't count towards the image limit, giving us more shiny new comics.
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I AM DISAPPOINTED

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Vocenae
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Postby Vocenae » Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:39 am

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Postby Neo Arcad » Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:49 am

I threw this one together rather quickly. It's too wide to fit, unfortunately.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.

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OMGeverynameistaken
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Postby OMGeverynameistaken » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:07 pm

I AM DISAPPOINTED

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Vocenae
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Postby Vocenae » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:12 pm

Beat you to this subject by almost a year, sirrah.

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And another one I never posted in old thread.

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18:34 <Kyrusia> Voc: The one anchor of moral conscience in a sea of turbulent depravity.

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Gawdzendia
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Postby Gawdzendia » Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:37 pm

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NATIONSTATES STATS USED IN THEIR ENTIRETY
GOVERNANCE: Chamber of Estates / Presidential Council
GOVERNMENT: Citizen Republic
President: Alexander Christensen

CAPITAL: Adonia City
OFFICIAL LANGUAGES: German, French, English
CURRENCY: Gawdzendian Dollar (GZD)

GENERAL AWARENESS & WEAPON DEPLOYMENT CONDITION
1 - PEACETIME
2 - HEIGHTENED AWARENESS
3 - EARLY MOBILIZATION
4 - MOBILIZATION
5 - SYMMETRICAL WARFARE
6 - NUCLEAR WARFARE
| <<~~ About Gawdzendia ~~>> |
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The Grand World Order
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Postby The Grand World Order » Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:50 pm

We've been rather pacifist lately.

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BTW, permission to use my flag in NSBalls granted.
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United States Marine Corps Non-Commissioned Officer turned Private Military Contractor
Basque American
NS's only post-apoc, neo-western, cassette-punk, conspiracy-laden, pseudo-mystic Fascist UN-clone utopia
Peace sells, but who's buying? | Right is the new punk
A Better Class of Fascist
Got Discord? Add me at griff1337
Economic Left/Right: 4.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 8.13
Amerikians: That sir, is one Epic Tank.
Altamirus: Behold the fascist God of War.
Aelosia: Shiiiiit, you are hot. More pics, I demand.

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