Thessadorian Ambassador Appreciation Day

[Damanucus]

Stephanie looks over towards the Thessadorian Ambassador, having not long ago seen a picture of her, and becoming almost smitten with her.

I would agree with a Thessadorian Appreciation Day, but can we choose better companion representatives, and not the ones listed by the Evil Skull, even if it is just to appease her?

Horgen pokes her in the ribs, as her voice has started to become a little more dreamy. "Can we get back to the actual matter at hand, Steph?"

"How is it you remain unaffected by her beauty, Horgen?"

"I'm married, simple as that. When you find someone to settle down with, you'll find the same thing happen to you."

"Yeah," Stephanie says again, her voice going dreamy again as she returns her gave to the Thessadorian Ambassador, "and I want to settle down with her."

Stephanie Orman
Representative Intern, Nomadic Peoples of Damanucus

and

Horgen Dush
Representative, Nomadic Peoples of Damanucus

[Murray the Evil Skull]

"Since this proposal did not meet with the approval of the Ambassador in question, should appreciation perhaps be shown instead by a commendation in the Security Council?"

"Great googly moogly, mortal femme! Surely you don't think I'd stoop so low as to enter that place. I may be unspeakably evil but I have standards."

I would agree with a Thessadorian Appreciation Day, but can we choose better companion representatives, and not the ones listed by the Evil Skull, even if it is just to appease her?

"*sigh* I'll remove and replace the offending ones, mortal. If it will make the Thessadorian Ambassador happy, then we'll be happy."

Pointing out that for a long time the Thessadorian Ambassador has been greatly appreciated by such WA luminaries as the Kennyite President Manuelo Fernanda, Sen. Horatio Sulla, and Bob Flibble.

"Better now, mortal?"

I hear she has precious booty, or was it an overflowing chest of treasure?

"We can mention that, mortal pirate femme.

Here is the updated text mortals...".

Whereas the Festering Snakepit(aka the World Assembly) is a body where grave matters are discussed and legislated.

Whereas these debates can get drearily dull, tedious, and as much fun as getting a root canal.

Also noting the Festering Snakepit is populated by lechers, drunkards, deviants, degenerates, fluffies, and Dr. Castro.

Further noting that the Thessadorian Ambassador by her shining and firey personality and two phenomenal assets can bring life and beauty to the dreary and wretched halls. Her booty is quite fetching too.

Pointing out that for a long time the Thessadorian Ambassador has been greatly appreciated by such WA luminaries as the Kennyite President Manuelo Fernanda, the good but unwholesome Sen. Horatio Sulla, and Bob Flibble.

Be it resolved that the 14th day of the month of February be set aside to honor and adore such a wonderful and angelic beauty.

[Glasgia]

"Are we not being a bit rude to the... Oh damn those are big!" Greg Cameron(the Glaswegian WA ambassador)'s jaw dropped, with a load crash on the floor. After the required amount of drooling had been performed, he slowly closed his mouth still awstruck.
"Well, ummm, oh yeah. Approved!" Greg sat back down again, still staring.

[Damanucus]

Stephanie's voice becomes dreamy...again. This time, she has no-one to stop her.

Can we mention her marvellous beauty as well, please Murray? [writes down something on a piece of paper, followed by what appears to be a heart, before folding it up] And can you give this to her as well?

Stephanie Orman
Representative, Nomadic Peoples of Damanucus

[Ardchoille]

*observes yet another outbreak of lovey-doviness"

*Note to self: check if Neville's been serving tea again. Prevent.*

[Spiral Sun]

The Federated Republics need clarifications on some points. Which calender is to be used? Are we to use the standard twenty four hour Terrestrial day? And will this go on even if a new ambassador is appointed?

[Murray the Evil Skull]

Stephanie's voice becomes dreamy...again. This time, she has no-one to stop her.

Can we mention her marvellous beauty as well, please Murray? [writes down something on a piece of paper, followed by what appears to be a heart, before folding it up] And can you give this to her as well?

Stephanie Orman
Representative, Nomadic Peoples of Damanucus

I'll consider it, mortal. But I figure that mentioning that she brings beauty and joy to the Snakepit infers enough about her great beauty.

The Federated Republics need clarifications on some points. Which calender is to be used? Are we to use the standard twenty four hour Terrestrial day? And will this go on even if a new ambassador is appointed?

"As I and the Festering Snakepit uses the Julian calender, and the 24 hour day, thats the one that will be used in this resolution as well, mortal. And to quote my friend Duncan...."there can only be one." While I've found most Thessadorian femmes to be quite fetching(especially those of the catgirl variety), the Thessadorian Ambassador is by far the most fetching of all."

[Spiral Sun]

"As I and the Festering Snakepit uses the Julian calender, and the 24 hour day, thats the one that will be used in this resolution as well, mortal. And to quote my friend Duncan...."there can only be one." While I've found most Thessadorian femmes to be quite fetching(especially those of the catgirl variety), the Thessadorian Ambassador is by far the most fetching of all."

Yes, but what if she were to be promoted, retire, or be incapacitated in some form, would the appreciation move onto the one fulfulling the duties at the time? It may be wise to have this proposal expire within a set amount of years, after which we can renew it should it be deemed fit and there are no, how should I put this, sagging support for the measure. Also, who is talking? Only Ambassadors have the right for the floor, with the exception of course for the Esteemed Gentleman from... *Looks at skull on stool* The Mushroom Kingdom.

[Bears Armed]

"As I and the Festering Snakepit uses the Julian calender

"Not the Gregorian calendar??"

[Murray the Evil Skull]

"As I and the Festering Snakepit uses the Julian calender

"Not the Gregorian calendar??"

you got me there...i meant Gregorian calender, mortal bear.

[Bears Armed]

"Not the Gregorian calendar??"

you got me there...i meant Gregorian calender, mortal bear.

*(wonders whether Murray is actually old enough to have existed before the changeover...)*

[The Republic of Lanos]

*observes yet another outbreak of lovey-doviness"

*Note to self: check if Neville's been serving tea again. Prevent.*

Is there an antidote? I believe one of our aides drank some and...now the tests show she's pregnant.

[Spiral Sun]

*observes yet another outbreak of lovey-doviness"

*Note to self: check if Neville's been serving tea again. Prevent.*

Is there an antidote? I believe one of our aides drank some and...now the tests show she's pregnant.

*The Legate's assistant shuffled around in his bag* I have some rat poison. Would that work?

[Glasgia]

*observes yet another outbreak of lovey-doviness"

*Note to self: check if Neville's been serving tea again. Prevent.*

Is there an antidote? I believe one of our aides drank some and...now the tests show she's pregnant.

Greg shuffled nervously.
"That wasn't the tea..."

[Murray the Evil Skull]

Is there an antidote? I believe one of our aides drank some and...now the tests show she's pregnant.

Greg shuffled nervously.
"That wasn't the tea..."

"As a matter of fact, Mortal, theres a direct corelation between Neville serving tea in the Strangers Bar, and pregnacy. It happened at least once. No really! Its a documented fact.....*sigh!*if you keep rolling your eyes at me like that I'll put an EVIL curse on you Mortal!"

...Only Ambassadors have the right for the floor, with the exception of course for the Esteemed Gentleman from... *Looks at skull on stool* The Mushroom Kingdom

"Har dee har, Mortal! Everybody's a comedian! One more crack like that and I'll put an evil curse on you too!"

[The Republic of Lanos]

Is there an antidote? I believe one of our aides drank some and...now the tests show she's pregnant.

Greg shuffled nervously.
"That wasn't the tea..."

*defenestrates offending delegate*
COME BACK WHEN YOU WANNA OWN UP TO BEING THE DADDY! Now why not honor the God of NS?

[Murray the Evil Skull]

Greg shuffled nervously.
"That wasn't the tea..."

*defenestrates offending delegate*
COME BACK WHEN YOU WANNA OWN UP TO BEING THE DADDY! Now why not honor the God of NS?

"Behave Jack, or I'll call the lads in again."
<hums theme from Ghostbusters>

[Spiral Sun]

By this point the other delegations had decided to simply not call attention to themselves and had continued with their earlier game of Yatzee.

[Quaedan empire]

That would make a good RL holiday.

[Glasgia]

Greg shuffled nervously.
"That wasn't the tea..."

*defenestrates offending delegate*
COME BACK WHEN YOU WANNA OWN UP TO BEING THE DADDY! Now why not honor the God of NS?

"Hey, who says I didn't own up to her! My private life is my private life!"

[Spiral Sun]

"Hey, who says I didn't own up to her! My private life is my private life!"

The Legate turned to the transcriber after rolling three fours and a pair of twos. "Make sure you get all of that, we need to publish it for the Legislature in three days."

[Damanucus]

"Hey, who says I didn't own up to her! My private life is my private life!"

The Legate turned to the transcriber after rolling three fours and a pair of twos. "Make sure you get all of that, we need to publish it for the Legislature in three days."

When you've finished that game over there, Legate, can I have Dr Lemming back, please? Technically, he's not even supposed to be in the Assembly Hall proper, let alone engaging in your game of Yahtzee...unless, of course, he rolls a Yahtzee, then I might let him stay.

Stephanie looks back at the Thessadorian Ambassador, a smitten look in her eyes again, then remembers something that was said.

Tea? I didn't drink any tea, never touch the stuff.

Stephanie Orman
Representative, Nomadic Peoples of Damanucus

[Glasgia]

"Hey, who says I didn't own up to her! My private life is my private life!"

The Legate turned to the transcriber after rolling three fours and a pair of twos. "Make sure you get all of that, we need to publish it for the Legislature in three days."

Greg marched over.
"Hey, you can't publish this!" At that moment Greg's shoulders sagged and his face began to look weatherbeaten.
"I'm gonna get fired. All because I knocked up another ambassador." He pulled out a smartphone and dialled.
"Hi. Yeah. Uh-uh. You're promoted, get here now. Yes, you have to be wearing clo- What! No! Tell Alan to come here then. Quickly!" He surveyed the room with weary eyes.
"Goodbye. And thank you for losing me my job." He trudged out the room, knees bent and head down.

[Spiral Sun]

The Legate turned to the transcriber after rolling three fours and a pair of twos. "Make sure you get all of that, we need to publish it for the Legislature in three days."

Greg marched over.
"Hey, you can't publish this!" At that moment Greg's shoulders sagged and his face began to look weatherbeaten.
"I'm gonna get fired. All because I knocked up another ambassador." He pulled out a smartphone and dialled.
"Hi. Yeah. Uh-uh. You're promoted, get here now. Yes, you have to be wearing clo- What! No! Tell Alan to come here then. Quickly!" He surveyed the room with weary eyes.
"Goodbye. And thank you for losing me my job." He trudged out the room, knees bent and head down.

'Maybe this was a mad idea', the Legate mused with a bit of apphresension. 'The Yatzee tournament isn't even over and it's having all sorts of reprecussions.'