The Flaming Wombat - What Were We Thinking?

[ALWAYSRIGHT]

Hi?

Hi the 'facepalm' confused me. The creature on your shoulder is my pet cat-rabbit hence cabbit.

*pets the.. cabbit?*
How are you tonight CC?

[Chaos Crescent]

Hi the 'facepalm' confused me. The creature on your shoulder is my pet cat-rabbit hence cabbit.

*pets the.. cabbit?*
How are you tonight CC?

Cabbit meows.
Dandy. You?

[Biernackia]

Ummm......ummmm....
*looks at you*
no no dont help

Okay I'll wait.
*looks at my watch*

Hmmm....damn it I'm horrible at guessing games......hmmmmm

Is it Frank?

[Milks Empire]

*orders a bacon quadruple cheeseburger, a super-sized order of fries, four beers, and a triple bypass from the bar*

[ALWAYSRIGHT]

Okay I'll wait.
*looks at my watch*

Hmmm....damn it I'm horrible at guessing games......hmmmmm

Is it Frank?

No.

[Lazssia]

TV: Tonight on Laz Watch, the most deplorable, murdering, lying, cheating, thieving, careless, and self centered of psychotics has returned to Efseven. The widely despised Laz is now driving a taxi all across the city, snatching innocent pedestrians off the streets, and forcing them into the back seat of his cab. The raving lunatic is forcing his hostages to ride in the back seat for hours, before he steals their money and drops them off in a random location. Over more then 50 people of have been abducted by the batsh#t crazy loon, in just two days alone.

[Biernackia]

Hmmm....damn it I'm horrible at guessing games......hmmmmm

Is it Frank?

No.

Damn.
Lydia?

[ALWAYSRIGHT]

*pets the.. cabbit?*
How are you tonight CC?

Cabbit meows.
Dandy. You?

I am awesome thanks for asking CC.

[Biernackia]

TV: Tonight on Laz Watch, the most deplorable, murdering, lying, cheating, thieving, careless, and self centered of psychotics has returned to Efseven. The widely despised Laz is now driving a taxi all across the city, snatching innocent pedestrians off the streets, and forcing them into the back seat of his cab. The raving lunatic is forcing his hostages to ride in the back seat for hours, before he steals their money and drops them off in a random location. Over more then 50 people of have been abducted by the batsh#t crazy loon, in just two days alone.

*watching the tv.*
That guy sounds like a cool cat

[Chaos Crescent]

TV: Tonight on Laz Watch, the most deplorable, murdering, lying, cheating, thieving, careless, and self centered of psychotics has returned to Efseven. The widely despised Laz is now driving a taxi all across the city, snatching innocent pedestrians off the streets, and forcing them into the back seat of his cab. The raving lunatic is forcing his hostages to ride in the back seat for hours, before he steals their money and drops them off in a random location. Over more then 50 people of have been abducted by the batsh#t crazy loon, in just two days alone.

For a brief second I thought that was about me until the cab part.

Cabbit meows.
Dandy. You?

I am awesome thanks for asking CC.

Great any reason why?

[ALWAYSRIGHT]

TV: Tonight on Laz Watch, the most deplorable, murdering, lying, cheating, thieving, careless, and self centered of psychotics has returned to Efseven. The widely despised Laz is now driving a taxi all across the city, snatching innocent pedestrians off the streets, and forcing them into the back seat of his cab. The raving lunatic is forcing his hostages to ride in the back seat for hours, before he steals their money and drops them off in a random location. Over more then 50 people of have been abducted by the batsh#t crazy loon, in just two days alone.

For a brief second I thought that was about me until the cab part.

I am awesome thanks for asking CC.

Great any reason why?

Thank ya, and not really.

[Lazssia]

*walks in with fedora and cigar* Guten Abend alle.

[Asterdan]

*Appears in a green cloud of smoke with question marks floating in them*

Riddle Me This!

What has neither flesh, bone, nor nail yet has 4 fingers and a thumb?

[Biernackia]

*walks in with fedora and cigar* Guten Abend alle.

Hey it's that Laz from the TV!

[Milks Empire]

*walks in with fedora and cigar* Guten Abend alle.

Guten Abend. Heart Attack Special?

a bacon quadruple cheeseburger, a super-sized order of fries, four beers, and a triple bypass

[ALWAYSRIGHT]

*Appears in a green cloud of smoke with question marks floating in them*

Riddle Me This!

What has neither flesh, bone, nor nail yet has 4 fingers and a thumb?

A glove?

[Chaos Crescent]

Thank ya, and not really.

Ok then.
Cabbit meows again.
Its asking if you have any carrots.

[ALWAYSRIGHT]

Thank ya, and not really.

Ok then.
Cabbit meows again.
Its asking if you have any carrots.

I don't, only lettuce.

[Biernackia]

*Appears in a green cloud of smoke with question marks floating in them*

Riddle Me This!

What has neither flesh, bone, nor nail yet has 4 fingers and a thumb?

That riddle sucks I have a better one.

I propose a conundrum, a riddle if you may.

Knock knock.

[Lazssia]

*walks in with fedora and cigar* Guten Abend alle.

Hey it's that Laz from the TV!

No cameras or autographs, please.

*walks in with fedora and cigar* Guten Abend alle.

Guten Abend. Heart Attack Special?

a bacon quadruple cheeseburger, a super-sized order of fries, four beers, and a triple bypass

That's what McDonalds is going to name their new burger.

[Chaos Crescent]

Ok then.
Cabbit meows again.
Its asking if you have any carrots.

I don't, only lettuce.

Cabbits meows sadly then goes to find more carrots.
Why do you have lettuce?

[Milks Empire]

Guten Abend. Heart Attack Special?

That's what McDonalds is going to name their new burger.

[ALWAYSRIGHT]

I don't, only lettuce.

Cabbits meows sadly then goes to find more carrots.
Why do you have lettuce?

I was making a salad.

[Biernackia]

Hey it's that Laz from the TV!

No cameras or autographs, please.

Guten Abend. Heart Attack Special?

That's what McDonalds is going to name their new burger.

I am not...I just want to talk about a bounty on you

Can you put your head on this box please?

[Chaos Crescent]

Cabbits meows sadly then goes to find more carrots.
Why do you have lettuce?

I was making a salad.

What kind of salad?