by Hebenia » Thu Dec 29, 2011 7:18 am
by Hebenia » Thu Dec 29, 2011 7:21 am
by Hebenia » Thu Dec 29, 2011 7:25 am
by Misterfisher minions » Thu Dec 29, 2011 7:31 am
Hebenia wrote:BREAKING NEWS!
Over a million non-Muslims are currently on the way to the government's secret death camps, now taken over by the mujahideen.
by Dakini Femina » Thu Dec 29, 2011 7:34 am
"They can't be serious - all those people. Why hasn't the council ordered a taskforce to be shipped out yet?! This is murder!" - High Commander Akiyama Mio as she banged on her office desk with her fist
"We can't exactly just barge in. Our laws prohibit it. And if we sent a convoy to extract the non-Islamic population, we'd be putting our own people at risk. Maybe we could work out a deal with the administration? Or seek help from a nation that stands against this too? The point is, to send our own forces over would be madness. Thousands will die." - Bretonnian General Yukimura Sanada
by Hebenia » Thu Dec 29, 2011 7:40 am
Misterfisher minions wrote:Hebenia wrote:BREAKING NEWS!
Over a million non-Muslims are currently on the way to the government's secret death camps, now taken over by the mujahideen.
Outrageous and crazy are the acts of the new Hebenian government.
Misterfisher has decided to cancel political and military cooperation with Hebenia.
Our Nation is in Defcon 4, we will bring our allies to attack Hebenia and wipe out the extreme muslims mass murdering bigots from its government.
My SpecOps just hijacked an Hebenian plane, capturing high ranked military and political officials.
The hebenian Secretary of Defense is actually in our hands. He will be interrogated by our Intelligence agencies very soon.
by Anthony DelaSanta » Thu Dec 29, 2011 7:42 am
by Misterfisher minions » Thu Dec 29, 2011 7:46 am
by Hebenia » Thu Dec 29, 2011 7:46 am
by Hebenia » Thu Dec 29, 2011 7:52 am
Misterfisher minions wrote:"You want more son of a bitch? You really want some more?" screams Antoine Blériot, commander of Misterfisher's commando marines, while hitting Muhamad Al Fulani, Hebenian Secretary of Defence, with a baseball bat.
" ok, ok, just stop, i'll give you my army's plans and i'll tell you where the camps are! " he says.
He starts drawing a map on a sheet of paper.
"Oh my fucking God! you seriously want to spread Islam by military force in an entire region?" Says Blériot.
" Yes, our army is ready to attack, the death camps are nearly as effective as Hitler's one were, our main target are christian and jews " Muhamad answers.
" Wait, do you have Nukes? "
"yes we do ".
"Where are those fucking nukes you crazy fuck??? " The commander hits him again
" OUCH!! They're in Zandabar, a fortress in the mountains" Muhamad shouts
"Thanks mate, rest in peace..."
"NOOOO"
He shoots Muhamad in the head.
"well, guys, looks like we're attacking Zandabar.."
"Oui, chef." the soldiers said.
by Anthony DelaSanta » Thu Dec 29, 2011 7:57 am
by The Sword » Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:01 am
by Hebenia » Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:03 am
by Hebenia » Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:04 am
The Sword wrote:This is an act of terrorism and as such is outrageous! release the non-muslims immediately or military action will be taken!
Signed,
Max Tail,
Supreme Commander of The Sword Armed Forces
by Misterfisher minions » Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:05 am
Hebenia wrote:The Caliph greeted two spies in the House of the Holy Caliphate.
"Welcome, my instinct says that you have killed Al Fulani before the enemy could have him reveal information," said the Caliph.
"I'm sorry my Caliph," one of the spies replied. "They beat us to Al Fulani, killed him before we even could enter the place, and..."
News Flash: 400.000 troops have been stationed in the fortress of Zandabar. Official information states that they are going to "do some maintenance". Rumors of the existence of nukes have been denied by the Caliph. Is that true?
by The Sword » Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:09 am
Hebenia wrote:The Sword wrote:This is an act of terrorism and as such is outrageous! release the non-muslims immediately or military action will be taken!
Signed,
Max Tail,
Supreme Commander of The Sword Armed Forces
We shall not release the non-Muslims, and we will NEVER release them. Death to the non-Muslims! Praise be to Allah!
by Anthony DelaSanta » Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:13 am
Hebenia wrote:An official statement by the Caliph to all the enemies of Hebenia, over Radio Islam Hebenia:
"We will not run away for you. We will face you. We will battle you. We will do it with our hearts. We have bravery deep within our hearts, and unjustified enemy aggression shall not stop us from establishing the supremacy of Islam in our nation. Praise be to Allah!"
According to the Caliph, 750.000 troops have been stationed at the border to halt invasion by Anthony Delasanta. The Caliph has even joked that he would create a meet-and-greet show on television titled, "The Enemy and His Worthless Soldiers".
Today, 30.000 non-Muslims have been killed directly, 75.000 sent to death camps, and 300.000 executed in death camps.
by Misterfisher minions » Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:16 am
by Misterfisher minions » Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:17 am
Anthony Delasanta wrote:-Snip-
by Hebenia » Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:18 am
by Misterfisher minions » Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:23 am
Hebenia wrote:Our 1 million troops have attacked Anthony Delasanta troops in their villages. We attacked them suddenly, just after midnight. Their troops were disoriented as our bombers dropped bombs and our fighter aircraft attacked their positions. Our troops are now firmly in control of villages, a great victory over one of our enemy.
by Hebenia » Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:25 am
by The Sword » Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:27 am
by Anthony DelaSanta » Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:29 am
by Hebenia » Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:31 am
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