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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:09 pm

Vernon Cartwright: Going the Extra Mile
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

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Hardened Pyrokinetics
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:18 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:We were just outside the building.


NEI still needs to, and possibly a couple others. Once they've been taken care of I'll continue, unless you were planning on fucking with all of us and making the entire acquisition scene pointless.

Alright, continue when you're ready.

You can railroad us now or wait for Mark's friends and the supplies to arrive.
Ankh Mauta
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.
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The Nuclear Fist
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:19 pm

Rupudska wrote:Catrin has an FAL. Like a BOSS.

Olegsandr has a tactical crossbow and a titanium sword-cane. Like a BOSS.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
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Rupudska
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Postby Rupudska » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:20 pm

Still not an FAL.

Also, ASBESTOS-FREE CHOCOLATE.

That sounds like either a really bad band or a fairly good meme.
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On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:21 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Alright, continue when you're ready.

You can railroad us now or wait for Mark's friends and the supplies to arrive.

Hey hey, G said you can do whatever you want in San Francisco, and he didn't lie. Shit will go when the supplies arrive, but I'm railroading you into any particular thing other than stay in the city and find the Viper in thirty days.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:22 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Rupudska wrote:Catrin has an FAL. Like a BOSS.

Olegsandr has a tactical crossbow and a titanium sword-cane. Like a BOSS.

Damien has an AK-74. Like a PRINCIPAL.
"A joke is a very serious thing."
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Neo Arcad
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Postby Neo Arcad » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:24 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Olegsandr has a tactical crossbow and a titanium sword-cane. Like a BOSS.

Damien has an AK-74. Like a PRINCIPAL.


Randy has a machete, an AP SMG, and an AP pistol. FUCKING BODY ARMOR LIKE A BOSS.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.
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The Nuclear Fist
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:25 pm

Rupudska wrote:Still not an FAL.

Also, ASBESTOS-FREE CHOCOLATE.

That sounds like either a really bad band or a fairly good meme.

More like an oddly specific denial.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE
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Rupudska
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Postby Rupudska » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:28 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Rupudska wrote:Still not an FAL.

Also, ASBESTOS-FREE CHOCOLATE.

That sounds like either a really bad band or a fairly good meme.

More like an oddly specific denial.


So it's Clearly-asbestos-free-nope-not-one-chance-of-dying-from-asbestos-poisoning-if-you-eat-this Chocolate?
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MT Factbook/FT Factbook|Embassy|Q&A
On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:29 pm

I now like Catrin for her opinion on American beer.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:30 pm

Also, you're getting to know each other! Yay!
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Hardened Pyrokinetics
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:30 pm

Neo Arcad wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:Damien has an AK-74. Like a PRINCIPAL.


Randy has a machete, an AP SMG, and an AP pistol. FUCKING BODY ARMOR LIKE A BOSS.

<smacks you and everyone else not using specific weapons>

You sound stupid when you just say "AP SMG" or "AP pistol", like some kid who grew up playing Halo.

I'll keep Mark's a secret for now.
Ankh Mauta
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.
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Nationstatelandsville
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Founded: Apr 27, 2011
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:30 pm

Rupudska wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:More like an oddly specific denial.


So it's Clearly-asbestos-free-nope-not-one-chance-of-dying-from-asbestos-poisoning-if-you-eat-this Chocolate?


Olegsandr Tasmagambetov and the Totally Asbestos Free and Not Deadly At All Chocolate Factory!

We need to get Tim Burton on this, ASAP!
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Metanih
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Postby Metanih » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:31 pm

I have a silver-coated blade. And a pistol. And a silver-coated knife.
I seem to be the only one specifically prepared for supernatural creatures.
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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:31 pm

Metanih wrote:I have a silver-coated blade. And a pistol. And a silver-coated knife.
I seem to be the only one specifically prepared for supernatural creatures.


To be fair, Vernon is preparing himself, but in a roundabout manner.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Rupudska
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Founded: Sep 16, 2010
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Postby Rupudska » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:31 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I now like Catrin for her opinion on American beer.


It's true, and it's something I know while being too young. Most Europeans agree that American beer (Specifically our pale ale) tastes either very watered-down, or like piss.
The Holy Roman Empire of Karlsland (MT/FanT & FT/FanT)
THE Strike Witches NationState | Retired King of P2TM
Best thread ever.
MT Factbook/FT Factbook|Embassy|Q&A
On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:33 pm

Metanih wrote:I have a silver-coated blade. And a pistol. And a silver-coated knife.
I seem to be the only one specifically prepared for supernatural creatures.


I haz the Kukri...
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:37 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Metanih wrote:I have a silver-coated blade. And a pistol. And a silver-coated knife.
I seem to be the only one specifically prepared for supernatural creatures.


I haz the Kukri...

The power of the Hindus is in your one hand.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:38 pm

Is Randy from University of Oregon or Oregon State? You said OS earlier, and now you're saying UoO.

As an avid watcher of the Beavers-Ducks games, this is very important for me.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Neo Arcad
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Postby Neo Arcad » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:39 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:
Randy has a machete, an AP SMG, and an AP pistol. FUCKING BODY ARMOR LIKE A BOSS.

<smacks you and everyone else not using specific weapons>

You sound stupid when you just say "AP SMG" or "AP pistol", like some kid who grew up playing Halo.

I'll keep Mark's a secret for now.


Fine. A 5-7 and a P90. Are you happy? Maybe I should specify the type of machete? Or what brand of jeans he wears? You're like a Life Nazi.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.
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Postby Neo Arcad » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:39 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Is Randy from University of Oregon or Oregon State? You said OS earlier, and now you're saying UoO.

As an avid watcher of the Beavers-Ducks games, this is very important for me.


Oops, typo. He's from OS.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:40 pm

Neo Arcad wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Is Randy from University of Oregon or Oregon State? You said OS earlier, and now you're saying UoO.

As an avid watcher of the Beavers-Ducks games, this is very important for me.


Oops, typo. He's from OS.

Good. I support the Beavers, and you saying he was a Duck would have resulted in my anger.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nationstatelandsville
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Founded: Apr 27, 2011
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:41 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:
Oops, typo. He's from OS.

Good. I support the Beavers, and you saying he was a Duck would have resulted in my anger.


You won't like Nightkill when he's angry. He gets all green and muscly and shit.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Neo Arcad
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Postby Neo Arcad » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:41 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:
Oops, typo. He's from OS.

Good. I support the Beavers, and you saying he was a Duck would have resulted in my anger.


Yeah, I'm not a huge college ANYTHING fan, but I like OS much more. I've considered going there; if I didn't live in Maryland, I would.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.
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New East Ireland
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby New East Ireland » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:42 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Good. I support the Beavers, and you saying he was a Duck would have resulted in my anger.


You won't like Nightkill when he's angry. He gets all green and muscly and shit.

Nightkill isn't a Pakistani. :palm:
"A joke is a very serious thing."
- Winston Churchill


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