Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Olthar]

"Now?" Nighkill has been filling this thread with ego inflation from the very beginning.

Yeah I know, flattery can get you everywhere, especially this thread

True dat.

[Risottia]

before the sun dise out, we can create 2 balls of energy like 2 red dwarves and Venus, Earth, & Mars orbits closely around while moving heavenly towards Alpha Centauri. The gravity has that of 2 red dwarves.

It's the cause of one of the worst facedesks* ever.

*you know, when a facepalm isn't just enough.

[Nationstatelandsville]

before the sun dise out, we can create 2 balls of energy like 2 red dwarves and Venus, Earth, & Mars orbits closely around while moving heavenly towards Alpha Centauri. The gravity has that of 2 red dwarves.

It's the cause of one of the worst facedesks* ever.

*you know, when a facepalm isn't just enough.

See faceground gif.

[Olthar]

When I'm 60.
I'm going to adopt 2 girls and name them "Ball"
That way if I lose them I can yell "Where's my Ball's?!"
And then I can think to myself "Oh yeah, I lost them the moment I had to adopt a child at age 60"
*Nods*

[The Corparation]

RESIGN FROM APPLE! LIKE A BOSS!

Wait... then he's not a boss anymore!

Does this make him Steve Jobless.

[Izandai]

A kid brought weed and kool-aid spiked with vodka to my school once. *Nods*

Did I ever go to your school at one time?

Both the things here are awesome.

[Olthar]

In a thread entitled "Anyways how is your sexlife?"

Me and my hand get along just fine.

[Nationstatelandsville]

In a thread entitled "Anyways how is your sexlife?"

Me and my hand get along just fine.

Screw that, all of it is gold.

[Olthar]

Misspelled. My bad. And I grabbed you because you're the weakest. And because I need someone else with me. My teddy bear can only do so much.

I sense a disturbance in the Force. Wait no, it's in your pants.

Well that's nothing new. There's always a disturbance in NEI's pants.

Occasionally he gets it in other people's pants too. Usually just Nightkill though.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Occasionally he gets it in other people's pants too. Usually just Nightkill though.

<whistles innocently>

Nightkill isn't my girlfriend.

Which is probably why you shouldn't tell her about what you do with Nightkill. She might be the jealous type.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Irene?

Is she hot?

The only Irene's I know are ugly as shit.

[Nationstatelandsville]

(Image)

my state will rebuild

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Pussy.

Also, this reminds me of a Star Wars fanfic I read when I was eight. Anakin never became Vader, Mace Windu killed Palpatine, and Anakin and Padme's marriage was known to the Jedi. Then a reborn Palpatine and a clone of Darth Maul attacked the Jedi Temple with Sith and droids and a siege began. Pretty badass.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I get paid to beat up children.

You're a 4Kids Executive?

[Nationstatelandsville]

I wonder if a similar proportion of Indian slum-dwellers would say the same thing.
Entitled shits.

No, 99.99999% of Indian slum-dwellers say the same thing.

The last guy is locked up for his own safety.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

No, 99.99999% of Indian slum-dwellers say the same thing.

The last guy is locked up for his own safety.

OK, I'll be honest. That's the official story. The real story is that he's still out there somewhere, using this very site.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Then you have to get rid of your little rule saying that anyone single-handedly trying to stop the Siege will get killed. How is that different from what I'm doing, when you get down to it?

And if people try that on me, I generally beat their asses. Being a black belt is fun.

What's great about it, is you probably don't even have to hit anyone.

"Yo, Gandhi, give me your money."

"Oh sorry, what was that? I was just on the way to my dojo and..."

"N-n-nothing. Never mind."

"Is that... did you piss yourself?"

[Nationstatelandsville]

At Timothy's nod, Laz let out his usual psycho war cry and leaped into the fray. And from that day on, no one would ever be able to quite wipe the image of Laz literally shove a guy up another guys ass and using them both as a very disgusting looking war club.

[Olthar]

We take a piss break.

A two day long piss break Ireland? I think eventually you'll be doing something else down there.

[Nationstatelandsville]

A two day long piss break Ireland? I think eventually you'll be doing something else down there.

I have become Ireland's personal dick joke writer. How the (not so) mighty (at all) have fallen (actually risen for me).

[Olthar]

I have become Ireland's personal dick joke writer. How the (not so) mighty (at all) have fallen (actually risen for me).

You're saying that you write about dicks and that you've risen?

[Nationstatelandsville]

I have become Ireland's personal dick joke writer. How the (not so) mighty (at all) have fallen (actually risen for me).

You're saying that you write about dicks and that you've risen?

Oh, that's a good one. I'll steal it from you like... a thing that steals dick jokes from other things.

[Olthar]

You're saying that you write about dicks and that you've risen?

Oh, that's a good one. I'll steal it from you like... a thing that steals dick jokes from other things.

I believe the term you're looking for is "Cracked.com Writer."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I don't think anyone wants to know what Timothy does with a bunch of extra penises lying around...

Timothy sat alone in his office/bedroom, which was tucked in the corner of the 2nd floor men's bathroom. Already something was wrong; he wasn't in the right bathroom. But most real men didn't go in there anyways, because Timothy normally kept 12-inch long, pink dildos hanging from the walls and ceiling, and would occasionally use telekinesis on them. Yep. He was living the whore's life.

And no one could forget his encounters with Crowley.

One day ago

Crowley unzipped his pants, and let go of his urge to hold in the fluids. He was so tired from the long school day, and he needed some relief. Pissing wasn't the only thing he did.

The next day, Timothy smelt of piss and semen.

[Wikkiwallana]

Both of these in reply to something I wrote:

That depends. Are the people who work there commie loving union scumbag pieces of shit who hate America and Freedom and are Killing Our Jobs and who want to educate your children Gay?

I'm really leary of this propsensity towards gay education. I got a lot of use out of my Fabulously Different Equations Class, and English for Sodomy was pretty much just AP English, but I really feel like Latent History should've been more than just Lincoln and Reagan.