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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:02 pm

Stattr wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
You sir,
Or her,
Are a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
When I see you, I do flinch.
You're ugly as all hell.
From Heaven you fell,
Hitting your head on every rock the way down.
When you smile, you make me frown.
Yes, it's so vile, I wish I could die.
When I see, you're obviously high.
Otherwise, how could you write such bizarre poetry?
I honestly can't tell if your a trans-gender, she or he,
Could you tell?
No? Go to hell!

:clap: :hug:


Why thank you,
That's just wonderful.
Waha! Woohoo!
Umbra's such an ahole
I got congratulated for writing a poem about him.
I would like to thank the Academy...
What? No award? Don't look at me like that! I'm not dim!
I knew that all along. Don't be mad at me...
I'm just a chronic liar...
That doesn't make me bad...
Look! Umbra's getting higher!
No applause? Just a passing fad...
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Veceria
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Postby Veceria » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:03 pm

Tetraca wrote:
Veceria wrote:Heh, I like it when people reply like this.
* :hug: *

I love it when people reply to me like that =^_^=
*Rolls onto back, purring*

*strokes kitty stomach*
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Zeth Rekia wrote:You making Zeno horny.

DesAnges wrote:People don't deserve respect, they earn it.

10,000,000th post.
FoxTropica wrote:And then Hurdegaryp kissed Thafoo, Meanwhile Fox-Mary-"Sue"-Tropica saved TET from destruction and everyone happily forever.

Then suddenly fights broke out because hey, it's the internet.

Hurd is Hurd is Hurd.
Discord: Fenrisúlfr#3521
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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:04 pm

Tetraca wrote:
Veceria wrote:Heh, I like it when people reply like this.
* :hug: *

I love it when people reply to me like that =^_^=
*Rolls onto back, purring*

*clears throat*
Aw look, a cute cat!
D'aw look, he's lazy and fat!
He's purring,
And furring,
And lying on his back!
Let's hope he doesn't have a strok- ACK!
"A joke is a very serious thing."

- Winston Churchill



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Planeta de los Muertos
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Postby Planeta de los Muertos » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:04 pm

Eliasonia wrote:
Planeta de los Muertos wrote:I'm undead, just like you.

Didn't that start after you were DEAT'ed for something?

Yeah, and?

It was a justified death, wasn't it?
Last edited by Planeta de los Muertos on Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:05 pm, edited 1 time in total.
A young merc terminally ill with cancer, I signed on for a government "human weapon" program: Weapon X. They got rid of the cancer like they promised...sorta...by melding an advanced healing factor to it. The gruesome experiments left me physically and mentally scarred, so they put me in a mental ward where the guards held a dead pool. I escaped and rose to infamy, partly a hero.

For falling in love with a physical avatar of Death, I was cursed with life. I pissed off a divine power so that I could be with her again, but it failed. After I got struck down by some powerful lighting, I came back to life...as a breathing corpse. Fuck.
Niece: Hetalia Dakota
Chaotic neutral til I'm gone for good!

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Saurisisia
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Postby Saurisisia » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:05 pm

*Looks around before taking another sip of Vodka*
Autistic, Christian, Capitalist, Libertarian
Don't wish to display my sexuality for all to see because I don't care about what sexuality someone is
Make Tea, Not Love
Proud Yankee Monarchist
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Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. - Will Rogers
This nation reflects my RL beliefs and values (for the most part, anyway)
P/MT: The United Provinces of Saurisia
FT: The Federal Systems Republic of Saurisia
MT FT Embassy
ANTHRO AND A MEMBER OF THE MULTI-SPECIES UNION!

My nation's dominated by talking Dinosaurs, there is no realism (because ultra-realism is SO boring)
Dinosaurs rule!
I am Scaly and I am proud!

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Veceria
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Postby Veceria » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:05 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Tetraca wrote:I love it when people reply to me like that =^_^=
*Rolls onto back, purring*

*clears throat*
Aw look, a cute cat!
D'aw look, he's lazy and fat!
He's purring,
And furring,
And lying on his back!
Let's hope he doesn't have a strok- ACK!

*laughs*

(lol'd IRL)
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Zeth Rekia wrote:You making Zeno horny.

DesAnges wrote:People don't deserve respect, they earn it.

10,000,000th post.
FoxTropica wrote:And then Hurdegaryp kissed Thafoo, Meanwhile Fox-Mary-"Sue"-Tropica saved TET from destruction and everyone happily forever.

Then suddenly fights broke out because hey, it's the internet.

Hurd is Hurd is Hurd.
Discord: Fenrisúlfr#3521
(send me a TG before sending me a friend request though)
I'm Austrian, if you need german translations, feel free to send me a TG.

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Stattr
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Founded: Mar 21, 2011
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Postby Stattr » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:05 pm

Biernackia wrote:
Stattr wrote:'smiles.' you point out a constellation. 'goes back to watching the stars.'

*points to Taurus*

:) 'thinks.'
"The world is full of stupid people, get used to it."
Pasong Tirad wrote:Heresy. The earth is flat. It's evening everywhere. Stattr needs to be guillotined.

Hlad:And after that?
Ethel: She is moving in with you, you will equip a throne room for her, and bring her rose petals everyday. You shall dress in a french maid's outfit, and only speak english with a bad french accent.
Drown wrote:
The balkens wrote:Why hello fellow privileged manape.

A cordial salutations towards a fellow scholar of the mythical 'White Privilege'

I am a 100% authentic D&D nerd. I love me some Barbs <3

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New East Ireland
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Founded: Sep 25, 2010
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Postby New East Ireland » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:06 pm

Veceria wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:*clears throat*
Aw look, a cute cat!
D'aw look, he's lazy and fat!
He's purring,
And furring,
And lying on his back!
Let's hope he doesn't have a strok- ACK!

*laughs*

(lol'd IRL)

*takes a bow*
"A joke is a very serious thing."

- Winston Churchill



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Eliasonia
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Founded: Oct 15, 2009
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Postby Eliasonia » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:06 pm

Planeta de los Muertos wrote:
Eliasonia wrote:Didn't that start after you were DEAT'ed for something?

Yeah, and?

It was a justified death, wasn't it?

I forget what you did lol...
I just remember that it was back when you were still Paroom.
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:07 pm

Eliasonia wrote:
Planeta de los Muertos wrote:Yeah, and?

It was a justified death, wasn't it?

I forget what you did lol...
I just remember that it was back when you were still Paroom.

So do I...
"A joke is a very serious thing."

- Winston Churchill



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Tetraca
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Founded: Jun 28, 2010
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Postby Tetraca » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:08 pm

Veceria wrote:
Tetraca wrote:I love it when people reply to me like that =^_^=
*Rolls onto back, purring*

*strokes kitty stomach*

*Purrs* Moar!

New East Ireland wrote:
Tetraca wrote:I love it when people reply to me like that =^_^=
*Rolls onto back, purring*

*clears throat*
Aw look, a cute cat!
D'aw look, he's lazy and fat!
He's purring,
And furring,
And lying on his back!
Let's hope he doesn't have a strok- ACK!

:lol2: :clap:
That was awesome, I'd sig it if I had the room =^_^=
A Catpimp Called Tinkles McFluff ^_^
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Mama Nana's kitty familiar :3
Lordieth wrote:What now you say Tet? Well, the world is our toaster. Or should that be hamster? Has a 'ster' sound..

Rollercoaster. That's it.

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Nationstatelandsville
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Founded: Apr 27, 2011
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:08 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Tetraca wrote:I love it when people reply to me like that =^_^=
*Rolls onto back, purring*

*clears throat*
Aw look, a cute cat!
D'aw look, he's lazy and fat!
He's purring,
And furring,
And lying on his back!
Let's hope he doesn't have a strok- ACK!


Ireland, are you okay?
You act insane from June til May.
Ireland, are you alright?
You act like you need a bite,
To eat.

Ireland, are you fine?
Perhaps you don't need to dine.
Ireland, will you get better?
Jappy wants in, should I let her?
She'll beat...

Some sense into you, La Professora
You stress yourself out, every hora.
Are you OK, Ireland?
You might be gone with the wind.
I hope not.

Ireland, will you survive?
The Wombat is a beehive,
You are the Queen,
The King was mean,
I thought.
Last edited by Nationstatelandsville on Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:09 pm, edited 1 time in total.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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New East Ireland
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Founded: Sep 25, 2010
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Postby New East Ireland » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:09 pm

Tetraca wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:*clears throat*
Aw look, a cute cat!
D'aw look, he's lazy and fat!
He's purring,
And furring,
And lying on his back!
Let's hope he doesn't have a strok- ACK!

:lol2: :clap:
That was awesome, I'd sig it if I had the room =^_^=

:( Awww...
"A joke is a very serious thing."

- Winston Churchill



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Stattr
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Founded: Mar 21, 2011
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Postby Stattr » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:09 pm

Biernackia wrote:
Stattr wrote:'smiles.' you point out a constellation. 'goes back to watching the stars.'

*points to Taurus*

'traces out Hercules.' :p
"The world is full of stupid people, get used to it."
Pasong Tirad wrote:Heresy. The earth is flat. It's evening everywhere. Stattr needs to be guillotined.

Hlad:And after that?
Ethel: She is moving in with you, you will equip a throne room for her, and bring her rose petals everyday. You shall dress in a french maid's outfit, and only speak english with a bad french accent.
Drown wrote:
The balkens wrote:Why hello fellow privileged manape.

A cordial salutations towards a fellow scholar of the mythical 'White Privilege'

I am a 100% authentic D&D nerd. I love me some Barbs <3

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Biernackia
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Posts: 530
Founded: Apr 28, 2011
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Postby Biernackia » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:10 pm

Stattr wrote:
Biernackia wrote:*points to Taurus*

:) 'thinks.'

*lets you think*

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Eliasonia
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Founded: Oct 15, 2009
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Postby Eliasonia » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:10 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:*clears throat*
Aw look, a cute cat!
D'aw look, he's lazy and fat!
He's purring,
And furring,
And lying on his back!
Let's hope he doesn't have a strok- ACK!


Ireland, are you okay?
You act insane from June til May.
Ireland, are you alright?
You act like you need a bite,
To eat.

Ireland, are you fine?
Perhaps you don't need to dine.
Ireland, will you get better?
Jappy wants in, should I let her?
She'll beat...

Some sense into you, La Professora
You stress yourself out, every hora.
Are you OK, Ireland?
You might be gone with the wind.
I hope not.

Ireland, will you survive?
The Wombat is a beehive,
You are the Queen,
The King was mean,
I thought.

The hell is all this?
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test

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Veceria
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Founded: Jul 12, 2009
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Postby Veceria » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:10 pm

Tetraca wrote:
Veceria wrote:*strokes kitty stomach*

*Purrs* Moar!

*strokes some more, licks kitty face*
[FT]|Does not use NS stats.
Zeth Rekia wrote:You making Zeno horny.

DesAnges wrote:People don't deserve respect, they earn it.

10,000,000th post.
FoxTropica wrote:And then Hurdegaryp kissed Thafoo, Meanwhile Fox-Mary-"Sue"-Tropica saved TET from destruction and everyone happily forever.

Then suddenly fights broke out because hey, it's the internet.

Hurd is Hurd is Hurd.
Discord: Fenrisúlfr#3521
(send me a TG before sending me a friend request though)
I'm Austrian, if you need german translations, feel free to send me a TG.

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Stattr
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Founded: Mar 21, 2011
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Postby Stattr » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:11 pm

Biernackia wrote:
Stattr wrote:'smiles.' you point out a constellation. 'goes back to watching the stars.'

*points to Taurus*

'traces out Hercules.' :p
"The world is full of stupid people, get used to it."
Pasong Tirad wrote:Heresy. The earth is flat. It's evening everywhere. Stattr needs to be guillotined.

Hlad:And after that?
Ethel: She is moving in with you, you will equip a throne room for her, and bring her rose petals everyday. You shall dress in a french maid's outfit, and only speak english with a bad french accent.
Drown wrote:
The balkens wrote:Why hello fellow privileged manape.

A cordial salutations towards a fellow scholar of the mythical 'White Privilege'

I am a 100% authentic D&D nerd. I love me some Barbs <3

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Conoga
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Posts: 6054
Founded: Nov 25, 2009
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Postby Conoga » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:11 pm

Eliasonia wrote:
Planeta de los Muertos wrote:Yeah, and?

It was a justified death, wasn't it?

I forget what you did lol...
I just remember that it was back when you were still Paroom.

I never knew...

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Planeta de los Muertos
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Founded: Feb 09, 2011
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Postby Planeta de los Muertos » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:12 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Eliasonia wrote:I forget what you did lol...
I just remember that it was back when you were still Paroom.

So do I...

Shock pics (first time) and pic spam (second time).

The first time, people mourned for me. The second time, no-one really gave a fuck. :lol:
A young merc terminally ill with cancer, I signed on for a government "human weapon" program: Weapon X. They got rid of the cancer like they promised...sorta...by melding an advanced healing factor to it. The gruesome experiments left me physically and mentally scarred, so they put me in a mental ward where the guards held a dead pool. I escaped and rose to infamy, partly a hero.

For falling in love with a physical avatar of Death, I was cursed with life. I pissed off a divine power so that I could be with her again, but it failed. After I got struck down by some powerful lighting, I came back to life...as a breathing corpse. Fuck.
Niece: Hetalia Dakota
Chaotic neutral til I'm gone for good!

I wrote:Bitch, please!

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New East Ireland
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Founded: Sep 25, 2010
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby New East Ireland » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:13 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:*clears throat*
Aw look, a cute cat!
D'aw look, he's lazy and fat!
He's purring,
And furring,
And lying on his back!
Let's hope he doesn't have a strok- ACK!


Ireland, are you okay?
You act insane from June til May.
Ireland, are you alright?
You act like you need a bite,
To eat.

Ireland, are you fine?
Perhaps you don't need to dine.
Ireland, will you get better?
Jappy wants in, should I let her?
She'll beat...

Some sense into you, La Professora
You stress yourself out, every hora.
Are you OK, Ireland?
You might be gone with the wind.
I hope not.

Ireland, will you survive?
The Wombat is a beehive,
You are the Queen,
The King was mean,
I thought.

:lol: :clap: Nice job...
But Doctor Nat,
Where's your mind at?
Are you insane?
Because I just removed your brain!

Before your death,
You ODed on meth,
As well as some crack,
But enough chit-chat!

I'll kick your ass,
With feet of brass,
And fists of fury,
That will intimidate any jury!
"A joke is a very serious thing."

- Winston Churchill



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Eliasonia
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Founded: Oct 15, 2009
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Postby Eliasonia » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:13 pm

Planeta de los Muertos wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:So do I...

Shock pics (first time) and pic spam (second time).

The first time, people mourned for me. The second time, no-one really gave a fuck. :lol:

Lol nice.

Yeah, I remember you had the first slot in the memorial thread the first time. But then it got taken down.. oh well
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test

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Saurisisia
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Posts: 30239
Founded: Jan 28, 2011
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Postby Saurisisia » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:13 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Tetraca wrote: :lol2: :clap:
That was awesome, I'd sig it if I had the room =^_^=

:( Awww...

Shame, isn't it?
Autistic, Christian, Capitalist, Libertarian
Don't wish to display my sexuality for all to see because I don't care about what sexuality someone is
Make Tea, Not Love
Proud Yankee Monarchist
DA Account
https://dragcave.net/user/Bellumsaur13
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. - Will Rogers
This nation reflects my RL beliefs and values (for the most part, anyway)
P/MT: The United Provinces of Saurisia
FT: The Federal Systems Republic of Saurisia
MT FT Embassy
ANTHRO AND A MEMBER OF THE MULTI-SPECIES UNION!

My nation's dominated by talking Dinosaurs, there is no realism (because ultra-realism is SO boring)
Dinosaurs rule!
I am Scaly and I am proud!

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Conoga
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Founded: Nov 25, 2009
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Postby Conoga » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:13 pm

Planeta de los Muertos wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:So do I...

Shock pics (first time) and pic spam (second time).

The first time, people mourned for me. The second time, no-one really gave a fuck. :lol:

I don't think I was here for either.

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Biernackia
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Posts: 530
Founded: Apr 28, 2011
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Postby Biernackia » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:13 pm

Stattr wrote:
Biernackia wrote:*points to Taurus*

'traces out Hercules.' :p

ah....

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