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Joesavi selling new shotgun!

Postby Joesavi » Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:13 am

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Prototype OVOK shotgun(right click and view image for better view)

This new shotgun, the 12 Gauge OVOK Autogun(with attachable laser sight and rifle grenade) is a new weapon, now being mass produced by Joesavi. We are willing to trade/sell shipments of it to almost any nation.
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Postby Joesavi » Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:15 am

More info on the new weapon will be released once an offer is made.
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Postby Crabulonia » Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:25 am

I'm intrigued

How many are you willing to sell at once? I'd like to outfit this as the shotgun fo choice for my commando units.

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Postby Sunkistodia » Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:28 am

I will buy em all
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Postby Twigica » Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:29 am

I too am intruiged. What is the maximum order you can place and how much is it per unit? Discounts for large orders?
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Postby Pokemonman » Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:31 am

It's amazing. How much?
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Postby McPsychoville » Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:33 am

It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen and I want it.
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Postby Joesavi » Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:17 am

They are $3500 per unit, and you can buy 100,000 at once.

If this weapon sells successfully, we will begin selling other weapons.

The OVOK comes with a 15-shell clip, iron sights, a grenade launcher, and even an attachable laser sight. It has two barrels and fires two shells at once. It is very lethal(but can be loaded with rubber rounds for crowd control), fully automatic, and has medium spread.
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Postby Crabulonia » Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:20 am

I'll take 150 then please (small order, but this looks like a pretty pro weapon and I only trust it to the top men of my mechanized commando divisions)

$525 000 seems a pretty decent price.

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Postby Joesavi » Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:30 am

Crabulonia wrote:I'll take 150 then please (small order, but this looks like a pretty pro weapon and I only trust it to the top men of my mechanized commando divisions)

$525 000 seems a pretty decent price.


Okay. A shipment of 150 OVOKs should be imported to your country by ship soon.
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Postby Hogsater » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:10 pm

I'll take 200 of those marvelous shotguns.

TOTAL:$700,000 seems to be a resonable price

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Postby United Gordonopia » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:11 pm

Look at the sticky at the top of this thread, and read it. It will help.
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Postby Solm » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:15 pm

We wish to buy this store.

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Postby Joesavi » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:34 pm

Hogsater wrote:I'll take 200 of those marvelous shotguns.

TOTAL:$700,000 seems to be a resonable price


Okay, 200 will be sold and shipped to your country.

How much would you like to buy, Solm?
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Non-Exploding Cupcake wrote:Twelve-tone death polka! Thrash baroque reggae! Neoclassical stoner trance jazz!


People Think I am:

Wilconson wrote:The creator of a communist version of ThunderCats.


Mushrenia wrote:The creator of Spetznaz Felines


NOTE: By declaring war on me it is acknowledged that I will potentially use lethal and/or non-lethal chemical warfare.

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Postby Joesavi » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:41 pm

We will now begin selling two more arms:

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The MP60, a remake of the MP40, is an advanced assault rifle with a red dot scope, holds a 45-bullet clip and has medium firepower with a high rate of fire and low recoil.
Costs $2000 per unit

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The DVM-LMG .45 (Dual Vertical Magazine Light Machine Gun)has a large vertical clip that holds 68 bullets, has a somewhat low rate of fire, medium recoil, and very heavy firepower.
Costs $2900 per unit
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Idaho Conservatives wrote:Adolf Hitler.

He's still livin' on that South American island, bitches! Along with Elvis Presley, Amelia Earhart, and Mace Windu.


Idaho Conservatives wrote:Once again Joesavi, you have proven yourself as NS's master firearm pimp.


Slakonian wrote:And do not tell i am not wrong because i am absolutly right


Non-Exploding Cupcake wrote:Twelve-tone death polka! Thrash baroque reggae! Neoclassical stoner trance jazz!


People Think I am:

Wilconson wrote:The creator of a communist version of ThunderCats.


Mushrenia wrote:The creator of Spetznaz Felines


NOTE: By declaring war on me it is acknowledged that I will potentially use lethal and/or non-lethal chemical warfare.

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Postby Adamentium » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:43 pm

Solm wrote:We wish to buy this store.


It isn't a store, or maybe it is I'm not sure, but really he's just selling a weapon you should be asking for the DPRs.

Also, are you even trying to make the guns look real?
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Postby Joesavi » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:51 pm

Solm wrote:We wish to buy this store.


Unfortunately, your request is denied. This is not even a store, Joesavi's government is selling these arms directly.
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He's still livin' on that South American island, bitches! Along with Elvis Presley, Amelia Earhart, and Mace Windu.


Idaho Conservatives wrote:Once again Joesavi, you have proven yourself as NS's master firearm pimp.


Slakonian wrote:And do not tell i am not wrong because i am absolutly right


Non-Exploding Cupcake wrote:Twelve-tone death polka! Thrash baroque reggae! Neoclassical stoner trance jazz!


People Think I am:

Wilconson wrote:The creator of a communist version of ThunderCats.


Mushrenia wrote:The creator of Spetznaz Felines


NOTE: By declaring war on me it is acknowledged that I will potentially use lethal and/or non-lethal chemical warfare.

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Postby Falkasia » Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:04 pm

OOC: Hate to be a party-pooper, but all of your "weapons" are completely ridiculous. I don't even need statistics to know that. First off, your "shotgun" on the first post has far too much "stuff" on it, and would be much too complicated for even a highly-trained person to use. 3-some odd barrels, no foregrip, and only one handle. By the looks of it, one shot from that thing and it would blow the user's arm through his face. Now, if you had provided some statistics, or even just explained how the gun worked, it might be somewhat believable. Instead of saying "More details will be released if there's interest," post them with the main design. Releasing statistics only once someone has posted is not considered good ettiquite.

Secondly, your dual-magazine weapon is impossible right off the bat; albiet with an explaination and cold, hard stats, it could be remotely plausible. The reason most weapons nowadays don't use gravity-loaders is because they're highly inefficient and frequently cause jams in the weapon itself. Coupled with a bottom, reflex or blowback magazing loader, and you've got the makings of bullet misfires left in right in the firebox.
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Postby Carbarosia » Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:10 pm

You don't need a laser sight on a shotgun.Can you purchase them with out laser sight?
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Postby Niicha » Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:22 pm

Invoice from the corporate offices of Liibertine Marketplace,

Greetings from Liibertine Marketplace, Niicha's premier retail shopping center! We offer many products to our discriminating customers, from our well stocked and diverse grocery department to our newest department, "Thatsa Rugg", featuring exotic and beatiful rugs from all over the continent.

Due to our nation's new compulsary gun laws, we are RUNNING OUT OF INVENTORY, which is WONDERFUL news to YOU! We are looking for high quality weapons and we are sure you won't disappoint.

Our order is as follows:

2,500 OVOK Shotguns

5,000 MP60

5,000 DVM-LMG

Enclosed is our order form and one of our famous Wacko Jacko's Ultimate Coupon Value Books, with over 500 dollars worth of savings! Wacko Jacko says, "ONLY A FOOL BUYS HIS MILITARY GRADE ARMS AT ANY PLACE OTHER THAN LIIBERTINE MARKETPLACE!!"

From the desk of Larry Irris, Corporate

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Postby Cazelia » Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:27 pm

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Postby Joesavi » Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:29 pm

Carbarosia wrote:You don't need a laser sight on a shotgun.Can you purchase them with out laser sight?


Of course.
Idaho Conservatives wrote:Adolf Hitler.

He's still livin' on that South American island, bitches! Along with Elvis Presley, Amelia Earhart, and Mace Windu.


Idaho Conservatives wrote:Once again Joesavi, you have proven yourself as NS's master firearm pimp.


Slakonian wrote:And do not tell i am not wrong because i am absolutly right


Non-Exploding Cupcake wrote:Twelve-tone death polka! Thrash baroque reggae! Neoclassical stoner trance jazz!


People Think I am:

Wilconson wrote:The creator of a communist version of ThunderCats.


Mushrenia wrote:The creator of Spetznaz Felines


NOTE: By declaring war on me it is acknowledged that I will potentially use lethal and/or non-lethal chemical warfare.

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Postby Pink Lillies » Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:29 pm

Falkasia wrote:OOC: Hate to be a party-pooper, but all of your "weapons" are completely ridiculous. I don't even need statistics to know that. First off, your "shotgun" on the first post has far too much "stuff" on it, and would be much too complicated for even a highly-trained person to use. 3-some odd barrels, no foregrip, and only one handle. By the looks of it, one shot from that thing and it would blow the user's arm through his face. Now, if you had provided some statistics, or even just explained how the gun worked, it might be somewhat believable. Instead of saying "More details will be released if there's interest," post them with the main design. Releasing statistics only once someone has posted is not considered good ettiquite.

Secondly, your dual-magazine weapon is impossible right off the bat; albiet with an explaination and cold, hard stats, it could be remotely plausible. The reason most weapons nowadays don't use gravity-loaders is because they're highly inefficient and frequently cause jams in the weapon itself. Coupled with a bottom, reflex or blowback magazing loader, and you've got the makings of bullet misfires left in right in the firebox.


I think someone needs a sense of humor injection...

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Postby Joesavi » Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:34 pm

Niicha wrote:Invoice from the corporate offices of Liibertine Marketplace,

Greetings from Liibertine Marketplace, Niicha's premier retail shopping center! We offer many products to our discriminating customers, from our well stocked and diverse grocery department to our newest department, "Thatsa Rugg", featuring exotic and beatiful rugs from all over the continent.

Due to our nation's new compulsary gun laws, we are RUNNING OUT OF INVENTORY, which is WONDERFUL news to YOU! We are looking for high quality weapons and we are sure you won't disappoint.

Our order is as follows:

2,500 OVOK Shotguns

5,000 MP60

5,000 DVM-LMG

Enclosed is our order form and one of our famous Wacko Jacko's Ultimate Coupon Value Books, with over 500 dollars worth of savings! Wacko Jacko says, "ONLY A FOOL BUYS HIS MILITARY GRADE ARMS AT ANY PLACE OTHER THAN LIIBERTINE MARKETPLACE!!"

From the desk of Larry Irris, Corporate


That will be $3250000

The shipment will be imported to your country soon.
Idaho Conservatives wrote:Adolf Hitler.

He's still livin' on that South American island, bitches! Along with Elvis Presley, Amelia Earhart, and Mace Windu.


Idaho Conservatives wrote:Once again Joesavi, you have proven yourself as NS's master firearm pimp.


Slakonian wrote:And do not tell i am not wrong because i am absolutly right


Non-Exploding Cupcake wrote:Twelve-tone death polka! Thrash baroque reggae! Neoclassical stoner trance jazz!


People Think I am:

Wilconson wrote:The creator of a communist version of ThunderCats.


Mushrenia wrote:The creator of Spetznaz Felines


NOTE: By declaring war on me it is acknowledged that I will potentially use lethal and/or non-lethal chemical warfare.

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Postby Sci-fleet » Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:37 pm

Joesavi wrote:Image
Prototype OVOK shotgun(right click and view image for better view)

This new shotgun, the 12 Gauge OVOK Autogun(with attachable laser sight and rifle grenade) is a new weapon, now being mass produced by Joesavi. We are willing to trade/sell shipments of it to almost any nation.


that looks so awesome 8)
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