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by Mahaj WA Seat » Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:38 pm
Llocsirdia wrote:Seems like the things that get posted on here are less silly as they are illegal. I sort of wish people wrote more proposals with humor.
by Llocsirdia » Fri Dec 17, 2010 5:23 pm
Mahaj WA Seat wrote:Llocsirdia wrote:Seems like the things that get posted on here are less silly as they are illegal. I sort of wish people wrote more proposals with humor.
Condemn Llocsirdia
NOTING that Llocsirdia posted in the Silly SC Proposals - post them here! thread,
FURTHER NOTING that Llocsirdia asked for more humor,
ATTEMPTING to appease this nation,
HEREBY CONDEMNS Llocsirdia
by Sedgistan » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:45 pm
Condemn Complete Bastards
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
Category: Condemnation
Nominee: Complete Bastards
Proposed by: Borickio
Description: An Act to condemn The Dominion of Complete Bastards for acts listed but not limited to:
1) Human Rights such as Women forced to be completely covered and show no skin.
2) Shipping its own waste to other nations.
3) Political Freedoms and Civil Rights are categorized as "Unheard Of"
4) University graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
5) An unstable government which is threatened by its own nation's military.
Also noting: The Dominion of Complete Bastards is ranked 1st in the region and 1st in the world for Most Avoided.
This Act condemns this despicable nation and highly urges all World Assembly members to issue sanctions against this nation until the issues numbered above have been resolved.
It also suggests that innocent citizens of the nation be granted asylum/refuge status should they enter another a World Assembly member nation and not deport them back to The Dominion of Complete Bastards.
by Sedgistan » Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:15 am
Commend Turnopolis
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
Category: Commendation
Nominee: Turnopolis
Proposed by: Allies of America
Description: To recognize the Federal Republic of Turnopolis, for support of Allies of America ISAF in detouring a raid by Nazi nations.
Also in accordance with the Sharing of Information, and Intelligence cooperations.
by Sedgistan » Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:25 pm
Commend Tiago Silva
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
Category: Commendation
Nominee: Tiago Silva
Proposed by: The Terran Technate
Description: Members of the World Assembly Security Council,
RECOGNIZING The Philosophic Dominion of Tiago Silva's invaluable contribution to our world, by the revitalization of our flags,
SEEING The Philosophic Dominion of Tiago Silva's as the nation who "bravely volunteered to recast them all from blocky JPEGs to silky PNGs",
HEREBY commends The Philosophic Dominion of Tiago Silva for this most honorable of efforts.
by Unibot » Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:28 pm
Members of the World Assembly Security Council,
RECOGNIZING The Philosophic Dominion of Tiago Silva's invaluable contribution to our world, by the revitalization of our flags,
SEEING The Philosophic Dominion of Tiago Silva's as the nation who "bravely volunteered to recast them all from blocky JPEGs to silky PNGs",
HEREBY commends The Philosophic Dominion of Tiago Silva for this most honorable of efforts.
Vocenae wrote:Unibot, you have won NS.
by Maltropia » Wed Jan 05, 2011 4:37 pm
SEEING that the flags used by the World Assembly have become outdated in recent years,
RECOGNIZING the Philosophic Dominion of Tiago Silva's extraordinary contribution to the members of the World Assembly,
NOTING Tiago Silva's generosity in recasting the flags used by members of the World Assembly,
FURTHER noting the increased numbers of flags made available through Tiago Silva's actions,
COMMENDS The Philosophic Dominion of Tiago Silva for its actions.
by Maltropia » Wed Jan 05, 2011 4:42 pm
I think I'll go do that.Sedgistan wrote:I'd recommend starting a new thread if you want to draft a proposal.
by Tiago Silva » Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:47 pm
The flags were a "Duke Nukem Forever"-like work specially made for Nation States. With the Century redesign I found the motivation to actually finish it...Unibot wrote:Also the resolution is just factually wrong, Tiago had the flags made for another project (I think), so he didn't bravely volunteered to recast them --at least not for our sake-- he just generously donated them to us.
by Sedgistan » Sun Jan 09, 2011 4:55 am
Commend The purple woogies
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
Category: Commendation
Nominee: The purple woogies
Proposed by: Unibotian WA Mission
Description: We the pie-eaters of the Security Council taketh heed to the outstanding contributions that hath not been conducted by the Purple Woogies including the attainment of world peace and the passage of several resolutions regarding a systematic eugenics plan to eradicate crusty jugglers from the world,
Noting that this institution hath been informed it must focus on the contributions made by the Purple Woogies,
Further Noting that said dilemma will be a formidable challenge even for the slipperiest silver-tongued of authors,
Annot.1 § It was nineteen years ago today when the Purple Woogies discovered the world was --in fact-- not the isolating cave of suffusing tenebrosity that they had been led to belief it was. Indeed, we can assume this was a startling paradigm shift for the Purple Woogies,
Annot.2 § Since then the Purples Woogies hath defended an exhaustive list of helpless regions from harm that includes: Luna, Free Thought, Luna, Anatolia, Awkward Zombie and Luna,
Annot.3 § Pie is remarkably good, and it is perhaps the meaning of life.
Without further ado, the Security Council hereb-- hey, hold on.. the Purple Woogies isn't next on our list to commend... the Purple Woogies isn't due for recognition till March 30. 2889 (!). Dammit. Our sincerest apologies to the 12,120 superior nominees who were on the list before the Purple Woogies -- we shall write this off as a clerical error and end this diplomatic nightmare with..
Happy Birthday Purple Woogies! -- wait no, scratch that...
Hereby Commends the Purple Woogies!
by Maltropia » Sun Jan 09, 2011 8:28 am
by Sedgistan » Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:19 am
Condemn Borrachia
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
Category: Condemnation
Nominee: Borrachia
Proposed by: The ULS
Description: The Security Council,
REMINDED of the unlawful invasion and subsequent establishment of a puppet government in the region "Republicans",
NOTING WITH APPROVAL that the Security Council took action to liberate the region,
DISMAYED that the nation of Borrachia, the leader of the puppet government, subsequently ejected and banned all members of the WA-led coalition entrusted with recapturing the region for its return to those who rightfully inhabited it prior to the invasion,
1) CONDEMNS Borrachia for its unjust actions as they relate to the continued occupation of the Republicans region,
2) DEMANDS an immediate withdrawal of occupying nations from the region,
3) DECIDES to remain actively seized upon this matter.
by Pirullinen Varjot » Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:01 pm
Condemn The Next World Power
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
Category: Condemnation
Nominee: The Next World Power
Proposed by: Granadose
Description: Shocked at the Next World Power's proposal to take over my region Nintendo
Words from The Colony of Surveillance Does
6 days ago
The take over has begun in Nintendo..
The Colony of Surveillance Does
6 days ago
Please, atleast 6 WA members move to the nation Nintendo
Their plan seems to make a WA member become the regional delegate, then eject all original members
Appauled by their actions and to prevent this from happening to any other reason the WA Security Council hereby Condemn The Next World Power
Approvals: 9 (Granadose, The Terran Technate, Osthia, Tennisplayers, Dagnia, The Child of the Jago, The Derrak Quadrant, Jimmy Hart, Anarchy34)
Status: Lacking Support (requires 49 more approvals)
Voting Ends: in 2 days, 1 hour
by The Emmerian Unions » Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:39 pm
Pirullinen Varjot wrote:Condemn The Next World Power
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
Category: Condemnation
Nominee: The Next World Power
Proposed by: Granadose
Description: Shocked at the Next World Power's proposal to take over my region Nintendo
Words from The Colony of Surveillance Does
6 days ago
The take over has begun in Nintendo..
The Colony of Surveillance Does
6 days ago
Please, atleast 6 WA members move to the nation Nintendo
Their plan seems to make a WA member become the regional delegate, then eject all original members
Appauled by their actions and to prevent this from happening to any other reason the WA Security Council hereby Condemn The Next World Power
Approvals: 9 (Granadose, The Terran Technate, Osthia, Tennisplayers, Dagnia, The Child of the Jago, The Derrak Quadrant, Jimmy Hart, Anarchy34)
Status: Lacking Support (requires 49 more approvals)
Voting Ends: in 2 days, 1 hour
Wow... just... wow...
by Sedgistan » Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:53 pm
Condemn Anti World Assembly
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
Category: Condemnation
Nominee: Anti World Assembly
Proposed by: Crysanthemum Lowlands
Description: The World Assembly:
RECOGNIZING that the region Anti World Assembly is guilty of violating the integrity of the great World Assembly that we hold dear,
IDENTIFIES their leader The Dictatorship of CIB EMPIRE as a corrupt and bloodthirsty villain who seeks to quote: Divide and Conquer; unquote,
INDICTING the Anti World Assembly on the following accounts:
- THE SOLE PURPOSE TO ABOLISH THE WORLD ASSEMBLY
- WAGING WARS OF AGGRESSION
- CRIMES AGAINST PEACE
- CRIMES AGIANST HUMANITY
- CRIMES AGAINST INTERNATIONAL HARMONY
INSISTING that plotting against and befouling the hallowed halls of the World Assembly is disgusting and low,
PERSISTING that the constant undermining of other regions is endangering international trust,
HOPING this resolution will bring an end to their endless insults to the WA and every region they have planned to rape of its sovereignty and international union,
DEPLORE the Anti World Assembly for infiltrating other peaceful regions to indoctrinate and spread confusion and hatred,
CHARGE a region whose sole purpose is to create disorder, wage war, and abolish the World Assembly – and abolish the WA’s peace preserving organization TITO,
CONDEMN any region to the incriminating evidence above and judge the Anti World Assembly accordingly.
by Sedgistan » Mon Jan 24, 2011 2:56 am
Liberate Women
A resolution to strike down Delegate-imposed barriers to free entry in a region
Category: Liberation
Nominee (region): Women
Proposed by: Unibotian WA Mission
Description:
The Security Council,
Having heard of the recent wedding between Crazygirl and Whamabama, but having not been invited,
Fully alarmed by the patriarchal practices of so-called “weddings” in NationStates, which are simple acquisitions of the few women that still remain in what often seems like an Eternal Boy’s club at times,
Having examined the language used by the wedding monk, and the fact that Crazygirl is now dually referred to as “Mrs. Whamabama”,
Convinced this entire process of NationStates matrimony is subjugating and incarceratory to the highest degree, also kissing is gross…
Further Believing that women on NationStates should be free,
Also Noting that Unibot needs to find a wife and shut up,
Hereby Liberates Women!
Fly little birdies... be free...! *shoos pigeons* Go forth my pretties and conquer the world!
Co-authored by Lemmingtopias, Spartzerina and Wopruthien.
by Maltropia » Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:47 pm
He's started making too many joke proposals.Sedgistan wrote:Liberate Women
A resolution to strike down Delegate-imposed barriers to free entry in a region
Category: Liberation
Nominee (region): Women
Proposed by: Unibotian WA Mission
Description:
The Security Council,
Having heard of the recent wedding between Crazygirl and Whamabama, but having not been invited,
Fully alarmed by the patriarchal practices of so-called “weddings” in NationStates, which are simple acquisitions of the few women that still remain in what often seems like an Eternal Boy’s club at times,
Having examined the language used by the wedding monk, and the fact that Crazygirl is now dually referred to as “Mrs. Whamabama”,
Convinced this entire process of NationStates matrimony is subjugating and incarceratory to the highest degree, also kissing is gross…
Further Believing that women on NationStates should be free,
Also Noting that Unibot needs to find a wife and shut up,
Hereby Liberates Women!
Fly little birdies... be free...! *shoos pigeons* Go forth my pretties and conquer the world!
Co-authored by Lemmingtopias, Spartzerina and Wopruthien.
Illegal, Rule 4.
by Oceanic Vakiadia » Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:20 pm
Commend Great British Islands
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
Category: Commendation
Nominee: Great British Islands
Proposed by: Lewis and Daniel
Description: -Recognising The United States of Great British Islands for being the WA Delegate for The United Kingdom for 330 being one of the Longest serving WA Delegates for the United Kingdom. When The United States of Great British Islands voted on Resolutions voted with The United Kingdom and Its residents best Interest at mind. The United States of Great British Islands also showed kindness to all nations and endorsed all most everyone who endorsed it. The United States of Great British Islands also Had a ton of respect and influence in The United Kingdom.
Hereby Commends The United States of Great British Islands.
Approvals: 12 (Lewis and Daniel, Jimmy Hart, Mewsland, Aridiya, Cartavesqa, Sxdfg, The Austonian Isles, Kindjal, Jasarite, Karak Grund, Krazz Due, Densaner)
Status: Lacking Support (requires 46 more approvals)
Voting Ends: in 1 day, 5 hours
by Maltropia » Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:22 pm
I was on my way here to post that one...Oceanic Vakiadia wrote:Commend Great British Islands
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
Category: Commendation
Nominee: Great British Islands
Proposed by: Lewis and Daniel
Description: -Recognising The United States of Great British Islands for being the WA Delegate for The United Kingdom for 330 being one of the Longest serving WA Delegates for the United Kingdom. When The United States of Great British Islands voted on Resolutions voted with The United Kingdom and Its residents best Interest at mind. The United States of Great British Islands also showed kindness to all nations and endorsed all most everyone who endorsed it. The United States of Great British Islands also Had a ton of respect and influence in The United Kingdom.
Hereby Commends The United States of Great British Islands.
Approvals: 12 (Lewis and Daniel, Jimmy Hart, Mewsland, Aridiya, Cartavesqa, Sxdfg, The Austonian Isles, Kindjal, Jasarite, Karak Grund, Krazz Due, Densaner)
Status: Lacking Support (requires 46 more approvals)
Voting Ends: in 1 day, 5 hours
I don't think you can commend a nation for any of that....
by Maltropia » Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:30 pm
It's more of an issue of grammar than anything else.
by Sedgistan » Wed Jan 26, 2011 12:50 pm
Condemn Sedgistan
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
Category: Condemnation
Nominee: Sedgistan
Proposed by: Maltropia
Description: ACKNOWLEDGING Sedgistan's unceasing efforts to sift through the meaningless babble that is the Security Council;
REAFFIRMING the World Assembly's rules regarding Commendation or Condemnation of moderators;
NOTING that Sedgistan's contributions have had it Commended in the past, a resolution which still stands;
FURTHER NOTING that Sedgistan will probably not take a break any time soon;
STATING that Sedgistan deserves the aforementioned break;
REQUESTING that this Proposal not be taken too seriously;
CONDEMNS Sedigstan.
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