Hello, friends!
Do you need sand?
Then congratulations, you found it!
Do you need sand?
Then congratulations, you found it!
The Glorious Emirate of Amnarei-asud is a small desert covered island in the middle of the ocean, and what we lack in size and international stature, we more than make up for in sand. We are literally covered in the stuff. It's our speciality!
From raging cliff to inhospitable shore, almost every last acre of our gaff is home to sweeping dunes, sandy steppe, or rocky outcrops and arid mountains that also heavily feature sand. So, if you need it, you can have it. Seriously. Just come here with your shovels, and help yourself to as much of the bloody stuff as you need. Bring a sunhat
Expecting a flood?
Massive glassmaking industry?
Creating an artificial beach for some rich people?
These are just three of the things you can do with our sand. The possibilities are endless*!
*note, possibilities are not endless
All we ask, is that you give us a token of friendship in return. Maybe several green papery tokens of friendship that we will use to build a school.
Or possibly another presidential palace. Sand and presidential palaces. Those are our two specialities.
Aside from sand, our nation is also rich in iron deposits. For ore, this is fine, we've got more than enough steel now, but these deposits have also resulted in vast quantities of ironsand. Darker in colour, and highly magnetic, this sand needs a very specialised smelting and furnacing process to separate and extract the iron. This is expertise that we in Amnarei-asud simply do not possess, and so accordingly we are opening up this natural resource of our great nation to the international market. We have ironsand, you presumably have the equipment to do something with it. You have money, we need schools and possibly missiles. Just, help us get rid of it. It's dark and horrible and makes our country's sands look dirty which in turn discourages tourism. That's the only reason tourists don't come here, we're convinced.
Also, it heats up in the sun like a bitch, and it's just plain uncomfortable to walk on. We won't miss it.
NB, if you find oil, it's ours. There must be oil there somewhere. And don't touch the sacred white palms. Or we'll kill you. Hahahaha no but for real though we will kill you with our army. Sand, presidential palaces, iron deposits, sacred white palms, and an army. Those are our five specialities. And blistering sun. Six specialities.
On a totally unrelated note, the Government of Amnarei-asud has also in the time it took to write this advert deciding to start looking to buy glassmaking equipment on an industrial scale, and also maybe a specialised smelter for ironsand. Any tips or pointers welcome. Will pay in cash or possibly palaces.
