So today I was giving a fairly disinterested look at the elections in Austria because one of the candidates had a funny name which sounded like bell-end. The results began to take on a Mugabeish character, observe.
http://archive.is/nVdGS
http://i.imgur.com/pFA9v5X.png
So this link, and this picture from the link, show that in several electoral districts the notorious powers of Dr Bellen's charisma were on display. So much so that in several of them the turnout was in fact higher than the number of recorded voters, truly we have a master of political persuasion here! So what is the good Doctor's trick? Did the dead wake from their graves and goosestep to the polling booth, compelled to give the last mile beyond the grave for the mighty Bellen? Or did the heavens open, and the angels themselves volunteer themselves for the service of this Great Man? Perhaps, so potent is the magnanimity of St Oskar that the children of these snow-capped alpine villages suddenly grew from nonage to become fully fledged voters on the day of his election.
Truly it is a sign of the times that miracles of Biblical proportions decide to visit themselves upon Europe once more as this spiritual genius descends upon us. But I'm afraid, even in a deeply faithful and conservative place as NSG is, I must retain some native scepticism. That perhaps Chairman Bellen might have been fiddling with the votes? 105%, 146% and 102% - those are some Third-World numbers I can tell you now folks.
Ah but Greater Mackonia, you clot, you dingus, you cunt, you piece of shit - I hear you cry, how can you trust some random twitter post as evidence against the magicks of the Solar Races? I can't, I don't even have a Twitter account, take it up with the man himself. Quite right, I do not have the faintest idea who 'Andreas Hofer' is, a brief search in the search bar reveals "a Tyrolean inkeep and drover" who led a resistance movement against the Napoleonic Army. Mhm, the ghosts of old Austria are emerging rosy-cheeked and stout from the mountain mists, gently swinging incense and muttering in church Latin to warn us of Mr Bellen's proclivity to Harare Beef. But a source is a source, his statistics seem reliable enough, and disbelief suspended is faith redeemed.
Another testament to Dr Bellen's awesome personal magnetism
http://archive.is/DaqhV
As you can see, once more a surprising multiplication of turnout in relation to registered voters is apparent.
There is also the fact that apparently Antifa, a conservative paramilitary group which openly practices violence against those who oppose the status quo, were involved with counting ballots along with other parties.
I'm sure I stand to be corrected by the oh-so-intelligent folk of this forum about some esoteric Austrian counting-mechanism or mathematical mistake on my part which in fact explains these results as entirely benign - and I heartily look forward to it. But until then - these results are rigged! Rigged I tell you.
And as its apparently mandatory to give an opinion when submitting information to this esteemed intellectual powerhouse to rival the cafes of fin de'siecle Vienna. I think this is fantastic as it will erode people's trust and respect for democracy, and the loss of, really rather tame, right-wing parties now will drive their supporters to more extremist options and continue the simmering rage which pushed them there in the first place. Which will heighten the speed of the dialectical process bringing us closer to Anarcho-Meritocratic Egoism.
No, I'm sure you'll find me to be very, very wrong.
