Ultimate Football (Soccer) Thread 2014-15

by **New Skaaneland** » Sun May 24, 2015 11:59 am

Filth lost to Kalmar today and before that Häcken smashed them 3-0. Could it be that this hell is slowly starting to get a touch of realism?

by **Frasers** » Sun May 24, 2015 2:31 pm

DesAnges wrote:I feel like I've been eating live grenades.

Liverpool's days are over mate, you're a spent force

by **DesAnges** » Sun May 24, 2015 2:39 pm

Frasers wrote:
DesAnges wrote:I feel like I've been eating live grenades.

Liverpool's days are over mate, you're a spent force

Mate we've been a spent force since 1990, a few years here or there otherwise.

Although if we're a spent force, what are the winners of the "Finished above Liverpool 3 times in 28 years trophy"?

by **DesAnges** » Sun May 24, 2015 2:51 pm

Sepp Blatter claims he was visited by his dead mother who asked him to join her. He said there's life in him yet.

I'm worried.

by **Frasers** » Sun May 24, 2015 2:55 pm

DesAnges wrote:Although if we're a spent force, what are the winners of the "Finished above Liverpool 3 times in 28 years trophy"?

BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY

by **DesAnges** » Sun May 24, 2015 2:56 pm

Frasers wrote:
DesAnges wrote:Although if we're a spent force, what are the winners of the "Finished above Liverpool 3 times in 28 years trophy"?

BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY

Except at the football, obviously.

by **Osarius** » Sun May 24, 2015 3:30 pm

Uitbregen wrote:Arsenal don't really need a new GK, IMO. [...] A world class CB and DM would be nice though; solidify the defence.

This guy gets it.

DesAnges wrote:
Frasers wrote:
BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY

Except at the football, obviously.

#TopBantz

by **The Island of Quickscopers** » Mon May 25, 2015 12:53 pm

Uitbregen wrote:A world class CB and DM would be nice though; solidify the defence.

CB:Ruediger, Hummels, Umititi (Lyon), Miranda, Otamendi, Garay
DM:Vidal (most likely), Guendogan, Javi Martinez, Guarin(second choice)

by **New Skaaneland** » Mon May 25, 2015 1:03 pm

1-0 today against a team which I would hardly say belongs in Allsvenskan and it was mostly thanks to our goal keeper Pär Hansson that we made it. Emil Krafth is also a decent player and he keeps trying.
Pretty much all the others seem to be more concerned with giving Robin Simovic as many chances as possible and he does score occasionally, but it sure isn't a winning concept. At least today it was enough and the scum lost their last two. I really fucking hate malmö.

by **Liventia** » Mon May 25, 2015 1:20 pm

The Island of Quickscopers wrote:
Uitbregen wrote:A world class CB and DM would be nice though; solidify the defence.

CB:Ruediger, Hummels, Umititi (Lyon), Miranda, Otamendi, Garay
DM:Vidal (most likely), Guendogan, Javi Martinez, Guarin(second choice)

You need to get a fucking grip, mate.

by **Osarius** » Mon May 25, 2015 3:01 pm

The Island of Quickscopers wrote:DM:Vidal (most likely)

I swear people act like Juventus aren't one of the biggest and best clubs in the world sometimes.
Or like Vidal wants to leave Juventus (hint: he literally said the opposite last week).
People play too much goddamn FIFA.

It was funny at first because United fans were so gassed. But it's a tired joke now. So pls. Stop.

by **Miasto Lodz** » Mon May 25, 2015 4:32 pm

Interesting season ahead. Looots of absolute freshmen from out of nowhere in top tier all over the Europe:

Italy: Carpi, Frosinone
Germany: Darmstadt, Ingolstadt
England: Bournemouth
Spain:Girona

...to name just a few.

by **Evil Lord Sauron** » Tue May 26, 2015 3:46 am

So in our fantasy football league I finished second overall which I'm pretty happy with. A poor ish start cost me and I've been playing catch-up on top spot ever since. But a thousandth overall in the Wales league and my best performance since I started fantasy football, although I had 8 points less than last year... I'm putting that down to Suarez captain points and reckon most did better last year.

In Predictthepremiership it looks like only one other person really played... and even then had half as many picks and still almost beat me. Definitely must do better next season on that one.

by **Teemant** » Tue May 26, 2015 3:59 am

The Island of Quickscopers wrote:
Uitbregen wrote:A world class CB and DM would be nice though; solidify the defence.

CB:Ruediger, Hummels, Umititi (Lyon), Miranda, Otamendi, Garay
DM:Vidal (most likely), Guendogan, Javi Martinez, Guarin(second choice)

Arsenal can't afford Hummels, Vidal and Martinez.

by **Teemant** » Tue May 26, 2015 4:02 am

Osarius wrote:
The Island of Quickscopers wrote:DM:Vidal (most likely)

I swear people act like Juventus aren't one of the biggest and best clubs in the world sometimes.
Or like Vidal wants to leave Juventus (hint: he literally said the opposite last week).
People play too much goddamn FIFA.

It was funny at first because United fans were so gassed. But it's a tired joke now. So pls. Stop.

About your meme. They might be able to buy Pirlo because Pirlo is leaving. :lol2:

by **Osarius** » Tue May 26, 2015 4:37 am

Evil Lord Sauron wrote:In Predictthepremiership it looks like only one other person really played... and even then had half as many picks and still almost beat me. Definitely must do better next season on that one.

I think the reminders stopped at some point and I just forgot about it. I was ranked #1 overall one week in the season, though. Felt like a clairvoyant cephalopod.

Teemant wrote:About your meme. They might be able to buy Pirlo because Pirlo is leaving.

Actually, I'm pretty sure he said he might leave, if Juve win the Champions League. Bit of a leap from there to "Pirlo is leaving".

by **New Skaaneland** » Tue May 26, 2015 4:49 am

They also might run straight into a wall and die. It seems like a good way to cast badwill and punishments upon whoever you play against.

Should be said though that it didn't work very well when Liverpool's fans tried to copy that brilliant move at Hillsborough.

by **The Island of Quickscopers** » Tue May 26, 2015 9:14 am

Ahhh.... No more 4th for us...

Meanwhile inside of Jimmy Conrad's mind...
"Oh s***, it's the end of days."

by **DesAnges** » Tue May 26, 2015 10:34 am

New Skaaneland wrote:They also might run straight into a wall and die. It seems like a good way to cast badwill and punishments upon whoever you play against.

Should be said though that it didn't work very well when Liverpool's fans tried to copy that brilliant move at Hillsborough.

Mate. Get the fuck out.

by **New Skaaneland** » Tue May 26, 2015 10:41 am

It'd be strange if you didn't react to the Hillsborough comment since you support Liverpool, but keep in mind that I think your club (and all the English teams) should be compensated for unfairly being blamed after Heysel. All the punishments carried out by UEFA (and the absurd charges for man-slaughter) were wrong and I'm simply being consistant here.
No matter how much you hurt yourself running into a wall or a fence on your own, it doesn't make you worthy of any intervention. People die. It's something you have to accept and going to football or not doesn't change that.

by **Frasers** » Tue May 26, 2015 11:12 am

New Skaaneland wrote:They also might run straight into a wall and die. It seems like a good way to cast badwill and punishments upon whoever you play against.

Should be said though that it didn't work very well when Liverpool's fans tried to copy that brilliant move at Hillsborough.

you are fucking vile

by **New Skaaneland** » Tue May 26, 2015 11:20 am

Proper football supporters tend to get that description.

by **Frasers** » Tue May 26, 2015 11:24 am

New Skaaneland wrote:Proper football supporters tend to get that description.

are you happy with yourself? what's wrong in your life that you have to be such an edgy tryhard on a subforum for an internet game?

by **Liventia** » Tue May 26, 2015 11:52 am

New Skaaneland wrote:Proper football supporters tend to get that description.

Hahaha, keep telling yourself that. We're a self-policing mob in this thread, so you're welcome to show yourself out, and don't let the door hit you.

by **Valanora** » Tue May 26, 2015 11:53 am

There's been a troll sighting I see.

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