Famous Leaders From Your Country & Their Quotes

[Mikedor]

Princess Marie, to the Pope, shortly before being committed to an asylum: 'You're looking ravishing today your Holiness, and my bedchamber is currently unoccupied'

(The princess spent the rest of her life in the asylum, purely from her family's embarrassment.

General Michel Valois, during the Battle of Brest: 'Call this an artillery barrage?'
(half his army died before he allowed a limited retreat to cover)

[Yethtu]

Stupidest thing ever said by a ruler in the history of the world.

Like, I mean, you know, we, like, just got our like, kesters kicked like totally.

First Citizen Herus's Daughter, acting as temporary figurehead during important diplomatic mission

[Old Tyrannia]

Stupidest thing ever said by a ruler in the history of the world.

Like, I mean, you know, we, like, just got our like, kesters kicked like totally.

First Citizen Herus's Daughter, acting as temporary figurehead during important diplomatic mission

1/10

"When my men go to war, I think of nought but their suffering; when my men are at peace, I think of nought but their boredom."
- Emperor Scipio Romulus VIII

"Walk softly, men; and carry a big gun."
- Emperor Gaius Romulus III

[Sunsader]

"Communists are like rats to me, and you know what we do to rats in Sunsader" - King Boris I

"I believe that every man should have the right to kill a commie, for the sake of protecting the monarchy" - Prime Minister Thomas Larssen.

"You can send me to extermination camps, but you can't exterminate my ideas!" - Former Prime Minister Alexander Olsen, before being sent to New Juarez Extermination camp.

[The Mighty Steppes]

If you are hateful against the hater, kill the killer, or are intolerant of the intolerant, you are not much better than them.

Prime minister Mahtava viivaimen Ruben II

[Vescia]

Cool. 17/20.

Our most famous leader is Gianligi Virearo, the first benevolent dictator the country ever had. He imposed the significant law of restricting beer to people over 13, when they had their 'pereri', and became a man.

"Be careful when supping the cream of freedom, so you don't choke." - Virearo, after ending the Vesci Civil War.

"Never trust friends. The only people you can truly trust are your enemies." - Virearo, during his 'Unify Us' campaign.

[Southern Patriots]

"There are many who profess to understand the basic tenets of combat and yet who have never once set foot upon a battlefield. They will tell you exactly what you did wrong, touting this principle or that and quoting old generals as if their words were from God himself. But anyone who's actually led men into battle knows this one, basic truth: always keep on the move, pushing forward with everything you have as fast as you can. Even if sometimes that happens to be in the opposite direction from the enemy."
- then-Colonel Ian Smith Friedle, following the Siege of Umtali

[Hathradic States]

Eh...7/10

President (then canidate) L.W. Kelly:

"My opponents love to point out that I am only nineteen. I like to point out that I don't have gray hair." during a campaign ralley after John Lockelund did a speech condeming L.W. Kelly for his age.


"Yes, I know I don't have any experiance as a politician. I just won the Medal of Honor, made Major, and commanded a battalion of troops during my one year of service." during a debat when Sitting Presidendet Jacobson called him out on his lack of political experiance.

"John, shut the fuck up, you lost," during his first address to Congress after his inagurationm when Senator Lockelund began questioning him about his handling of issues.

[Jalanat]

8/10 John, shut the fuck up, lol

"Yeah, I'm a blue-furred talking Jackal, yet I am the most sane being in the entire cabinet." - President Asuko Lucario.

[Amerikians]

12/24 for being the only one of your kind.

"Tomorrow there will be no shortage of heroes, no lack of Patriots" - President Norman Hope after the nuclear attack on Virginia and the subsequent Amerikan-JoeJovian War [I swear. I stole it from MW2; but it fit the moment. Deduct for lack of originality.]

[Hathradic States]

12/24 for being the only one of your kind.

"Tomorrow there will be no shortage of heroes, no lack of Patriots" - President Norman Hope after the nuclear attack on Virginia and the subsequent Amerikan-JoeJovian War [I swear. I stole it from MW2; but it fit the moment. Deduct for lack of originality.]

Normally I would give it 12/13, but you said to deduct so 10/13.

Peter Thorne, Captain, HS Army, during the Civil War:

"I'll surrender to you when hell- wait a second, I got to take a piss." During the Second Battle of Valengrad


"To quote my father, I have two words: fuck you," During the Third Battle of Port Igthal, when asked to surrender.

[Veceria]

President Ragnar's Quote just before the first assault on a major outpost near a Haegorian City:
"Today is a good day for someone else to die"

Commander Jester Darkend's Quote on a Haegorian Battleship:
"Better one big enemy that you can see than many small ones you can't"

[Tartonica]

5/10

Emperor Jianren once said,
"Life is a chess game between a novice and a professional. You die after a number of moves, and after a massive extinction, the game begins again. However, with each restart of the game, the novice takes longer to beat, causing longer lives of the populace."

[Voltyre]

8/10.

"Today is the day that we are no longer Rebels. We are in charge--we are no longer under oppression! Bow down, bastards of Hell!" ~First leader during the winning moments of the last battle of Voltyre's revolution.

"Hm. It seems you are having trouble finding your wits. Don't bother, you'll be without them by the time you descend into blackness." ~Leader talking to representative of an enemy country during conference between nations. He then shot the man between his eyes.

"No more tyranny." ~Leader during execution of a rebel.

"Go on. Change the nation to your liking. You will only know it is against my will and your honor." ~Previous leader on deathbed.

[Briganti]

7/10 nice leaders

Grand Elder Leanardo Nosoesa in the cvil war against the Pharoho Docmelt the illigitimet "We all faced with choices in life. The choice of how to live our lives, who to marry. We are truly blessed to live in this time, as now freedom awaits or we can live in fear for another 1000 years while Pharaohs take your gold and starve you. You have a choice freedom or enslavement!"

[Hathradic States]

Nice, 11/13

Again, President L.W. Kelly;

"Well, I don't think I am going to marry a Hathradic girl, mostly because the last one I hit on shot me," when asked during an interview in Draconia Times about whether or not he intended to get married.

[TurtleShroom]

Seven of ten. I liked that.

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You know, I sometimes have this strange feeling that someone, somehwere, in another universe, is controlling my every move, that our life is just a game done by nerds without anything else to do. Have you ever had that feeling?



[long pause]



I've got to get out more.

We sell nookular weapons. That should tell you something.

Hand sanatizer ain't never made anyone drunk.

^ Soon after, the police caught thousands of people getting drunk on the now-legal hand sanatizer.

Nuke them. You know you want to.

Okay, since we can't decide what species rules, let's allow God to decide. We roll the dice, and whatever comes up determines the soveriegn of the coutnry. Casting lots is fair, right?

^ The lots declared the turtles and mushrooms sovereign.

We're not corrupt. We just bought North Keswick, that's all.

Friggin' terrorists.

General, if you say the TurtleShroom troops were "shell shocked", I promise you it'll cost your job.

Okay, you tell us the truth, or it's The Real Thing for you!

I know! Waterboarding is just fun for me!

Remember, watch out for gays.

If Nicksylvania said it, pretend it's true.

[New Amerik]

"The people murder, steal, lie, and rape each other. The doktor's break the laws of decency in the name of Science. And they all worship me as a god. Why? I ask, why do they? Why can I not get them to listen?"

- Emperor Vasquail, on the troubles of being a leader.

[Militire]

Emperor Develnat Xavier- " Today, The Empire that God Himself endorsed,Militire, embarks on an adventure previosly unthought by man; today, we have elimated the Satanist menace to our country, and today, with the blessing our Lord Jesus, and his host of Angles, we embark to destroy Hell, and to see the blood of Lucifer run off our swords and fall into the Lake of Fire!" First day of the campiagn against Satan.

[Manahakatouki]

King Makino Vigiaro, the first King of the Vigiaro family, once stated, "To make great change there must be great difficulties. For the same that you cannot have travelled a mile without first being a mile away, you must have a great problem to make it a great change."

[Fatatatutti]

"We'll be there by Tuesday."

-- Gen. Carlos Maximiliano "Mad Max" Castro-Stalina (They did get there by Tuesday, which is how the legendary Tuesday Division got its nickname.)

"Who are you calling 'grampa'?"

-- Gen. Carlos Maximiliano "Mad Max" Castro-Stalina to Gen. Marie-Louise Castro-Stalina (his granddaughter).

[Chyeknovostan Republic]

Tsar Velechko Tarkov III of Chyeknovostan 1883-1961"The only true enemy to the people, is money and establishments biult upon it"


Tsar Nikolai Tarkov of Chyeknovostan 1956-2010" A country with a true Democracy, is a country that has no government at all"


Preist Bevold Zherko of Chyeknovostan 1964- "No man should perish just because he doesn't beleive in the same religion, We are all tied to our beleifs there is no wrong and there is no right way to beleive"

[Osterrajh]

"Shoot 'em all."
- Jein Rudolf (11.09.1931. - 11.09.2001), Fischer of the Special Forces

[Tagmatium]

“They are a mere rabble. They shall not hold us." - Strategos Anthemios Bonifakios, shortly before leading the majority of the Tagmatine Army’s cavalry against prepared enemy positions during the Long War.

He later shot himself rather than disgrace his family with a courts martial.

[Hathradic States]

"Shoot 'em all."
- Jein Rudolf (11.09.1931. - 11.09.2001), Fischer of the Special Forces

13/13 sums up everything:

President L.W. Kelly (what? he has the best quotes)

"So, somebody tell me why exactly I should bend over and kiss Rebel ass."


"When in doubt, NUKEM"


"I will get married when hell freezes over, twice."