Viktor: Hello everyone and welcome back! We left off with Gregory Llama Land's entry and after a few drinks I was finally able to compose myself. If you're just joining us now, you didn't miss all that much, don't worry. Hopefully the next few entries will be different. Up next, we have Sumaltheria's entry. Let's hope that it can save this already dreadful night.
Viktor: Well, it's a bit bland, and the whole paper thing is overdone, but I think it's a nice break from the chaos that we've seen so far. Personally, I don't see the need for the dress, or the wings at that. This entry would be so much better if she didn't overplay the gimmick. Nevertheless, it was a nice entry and the lyrics were really well done. I applaud this entry, mostly because most of the previous ones were so dreadful.
Personally, I think it would've been pretty funny to see how this dress would've held up two entries ago when the flamethrower was involved but I suppose that's just me. I've been known to have a crude sense of humor, so don't take this personally. In all seriousness though, the only flaw to this entry was the horrible gimmicks, and that's completely alright. I'd rather have a gimmick like this than one that costs the lives of thousands of people any day.
Whelp. That's that. Up next we have Kasanova-Koratica with... Elisza Swiss-on-Rye feat. Estan Hammton. That's a name. And they will be singing the song, Dark Whore. I can already tell that this song will not be one of my favorites, but I've learned not to judge a book by its cover... or a song by their unfortunately titled artists. Anywho, here they go!
Well in most cases, I'd advise against judging a book by it's cover, but when a song is titled "Dark Whore" and sung by an artist with the name of Elisza Swiss-on-Rye, I don't think that same rule applies. Granted, it wasn't as bad as some of the entries so far, but is it any good? Nope. I suppose this song could appeal to some of the kinksters out there, but unfortunately for these two... artists(?) I'm not one of them.
Now, I do apologize for this, but the Polkopian Broadcaster, PNT, had to censor that last bit over there. Personally, I feel quite bad for those who were in the audience and were forced to experience it first-hand. It's like, those who didn't die from the earlier performances are now being punished for still being alive. I don't think PNT could pay me enough to go down there and become one of the spectators right by the stage. Not unless they could guarantee me my life and my well-being, then I'd consider it. So far, these members of the audience lost one or the other tonight, and I feel for them.
Can't say I'd be voting for them, but we all know how many interesting personalities we have in this world, and I sincerely hope that there aren't enough of those people in Polkopia to give them any points. You never know though... Anyway, up next we have the hosts of the evening, Mister X!
A rather disappointing song from the hosts, in my opinion, but not an overall bad entry. I've never really been a fan of this genre, however I know plenty of those who would go crazy about this song. I must say though, some of the notes that this Chris David guy sang was rather impressive. I quite liked his voice, even though I wasn't sold on the song itself. Nevertheless, if I had to rate this entry out of ten, it'd be a solid six and a half.
The dancers were a nice, reassuring touch to the song, and it wasn't too much. It felt just enough to give a good enough show without overdoing it, which we've already seen on multiple occasions tonight. Anyway, yeah, it was nice to have a decent entry with a minimal, but solid performance tonight, and I very much respect the Mixter Xian broadcaster for that.
Up next, Polkopia is performing! Oh, I can't wait to see how this goes! When it first came out, I was playing this song on repeat for hours! Hope to see a solid performance here! Go Katya!
Yes! She did it! Yes yes yes! Oh, I'm so happy! She looked great on stage and delivered a flawless performance! That's a huge sigh of relief for me, because she was a bit shaky on the night of the Landa vy Polkopiya, but she still managed to win. Still though, I got worried that she'd miss a note or two but nope! Well done Katya!
I feel like the performance could've had more to it, but I'm not complaining. In a way, it put more emphasis on the song itself which could be what the broadcaster was going for? I don't know, they never tell me anything here, so I'm left to guess what's going on around here. Anyway, great job Katya! I'd vote for you if I could!
Next we have Titaniumland!