by Nephara » Wed Sep 03, 2014 9:46 pm
by Nephara » Wed Sep 03, 2014 9:46 pm
by Yttribia » Wed Sep 03, 2014 9:50 pm
by Nephara » Wed Sep 03, 2014 9:51 pm
I Give My Opponent Permission To:
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Choose My Goalscorers: Y*
Godmod Goalscoring Events: N
Injure Players: Y**
Godmod Injury Events: N
Red Card Players: Y***
Yellow Card Players: Y
Godmod Other Events: N
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by Yttribia » Wed Sep 03, 2014 9:56 pm
Estadi dels Núvols, Gremalsco, Penedès | cap. 105,000
The largest stadium in all of Yttribia, Estadi dels Núvols now serves as the dual home for the national team, as well as being the current home of Yttribian football club, Gremalsco FC. Finally built for Gremalsco FC's growing amount of fans from all across the nation who seem to travel from the entire eastern side of the nation, the stadium is considered one of the safest in all of the nation, with various food stands and restaurants built inside the stadium, so the place is always busy, whether a match is playing or not. The stadium is barely inside the city limits, and is connected to by the National Railway, and various rapid transit lines.
Le Nid Violet, Fontvieille, FCD | cap. 81,800
A brand new home for Fontvieille FC, and the second largest stadium in the entire nation, Le Nid Violet has hosted various sporting events throughout its short history. The stadium has hosted the forty-ninth UICA Series B Champion's Cup Final, as well as the fourth UICA Youth Cup semi-finals and final match. The stadium has also hosted the final series of the Campionato Esportiva de Pallancesto II, which was won by Taijan. The stadium is considered the most technologically advanced, with a large JumboTron above the pitch, secured from falling down during a match. Located in downtown Fontivieille, the stadium is considered one of the main terminals for the Fontvieille Underground, with various lines passing through the stadium. Underneath the stadium is Fontvieille's largest shopping center and food court, with 250,000 people visiting the shopping center, and food court from Yttribia and Esportiva per week.
Arce - Monti
Abbatantuono - Langlois - di Mercurio - Prescott - Hale
Gaspar - Vilhjalmsson (C) - Burns
Irvin
Choose my goalscorers - Yes
Godmod scoring events - I'm open to some really, really crazy ideas, so TG me
RP injuries to my players – Yes, I have the final say on injury severity.
Godmod injuries to my players – No
Hand out yellow cards to my players – Yes, three cards per match
Hand out red cards to my players – Yes, one card per match
Godmod other events – TG me, I'm open to your really crazy ideas
by Rossana » Wed Sep 03, 2014 10:03 pm
After the end of the Darvalian-Rossanese war, which devastated both nations, but saw Darvale emerge victorious, the Darvalians had taken control of almost three quarters of the island the nation of Rossana comprises of. With the Rossanese governmental influence on the island rapidly decreasing and the Darvalian government quickly gaining popularity, many Rossanese cities staged rebellions or coup-d'etats against Rossanese government officials, allowing the Darvalian government to quickly assert power and influence throughout the island nation. However, the top five military bases in Rossana - two in the suburbs of Spesdorf, one in Klausdorf, and one in Göttersdorf - were, somehow left unscathed after the war, the reason behind being the concentration of defense around the bases that the Rossanese had set up at the start of the war, but Klausdorf and Göttersdorf are now both administrated by Darvalian governmental officials. Because literally all Rossanese cities but the capital, Spesdorf, and the city of Golzenberg are now controlled by Darvale, the government of the island, now de facto controlled by Darvale, has sent forth a group of Darvalian national team reserves hastily given Rossanese passports, dubbed the Darvalian "B-Team", to represent Rossana in the eleventh Campionato Esportiva, although there are still a small handful of native Rossanese on the squad.
Manager - Stephen Lehmann | 62 Years Old | Rossana
Head Coach - Markus Weiss | 59 Years Old | Rossana
Assistant Coach - Franz Seyfried-Ensenauer | 55 Years Old | Rossana
Assistant Coach - Florian Baecker | 57 Years Old | Rossana
Starting Eleven
GK - Lucas Englund | 19 Years Old | #12 | Darvale
LB - Thorsten Krueger | 23 Years Old | #2 | Rossana
LCB - Keenan Cambie | 20 Years Old | #18 | Darvale
RCB - Andrew Chambers | 19 Years Old | #4 | Darvale
RB - Lou Chapman | 18 Years Old | #5 | Darvale
LCDM - Kenny Sterling | 17 Years Old | #6 | Darvale
CAM - Frankie Greaves | 20 Years Old | #9 | Darvale
RCDM - Archie Fleming | 17 Years Old | #8 | Darvale
LW - Ruben Stokes | 17 Years Old | #14 | Darvale
CS - Dixie Brambler | 17 Years Old | #10 | Darvale
RW - Cassius Camden | 18 Years Old | #7 | Darvale
Substitutes
GK - Jürgen Metzinger | 25 Years Old | #1 | Rossana
LB - Matthias Koch | 24 Years Old | #26 | Rossana
LCB - Marc Freizinger | 19 Years Old | #3 | Rossana
RCB - Pietro Cortez | 27 Years Old | #15 | Darvale
RB - Benjamin Köhler | 26 Years Old | #16 | Rossana
LCDM - Colt Brown | 18 Years Old | #17 | Darvale
CAM - Freddie McLaughlin | 20 Years Old | #24 | Darvale
RCDM - Philip Muller | 20 Years Old | #18 | Darvale
LW - Rohen Lambeau | 17 Years Old | #20 | Darvale
CS - Dirk Strauss | 22 Years Old | #19 | Rossana
RW - Alexander Aachen | 18 Years Old | #22 | Rossana
If my opponent roleplays before me, I grant him/her the permission to:
Choose my goalscorers: Yes
Godmod goalscoring events: No
Hand out yellow cards to my players: Yes (No exaggeration, 1 per game)
Hand out red cards to my players: Yes (No exaggeration, 1 per 3 games)
Roleplay injuries to my players: Yes (No exaggeration, 1 per 4 games)
Godmod injury events: No
Godmod things in general: No
by Brenecia » Wed Sep 03, 2014 11:44 pm
I Give My Opponent Permission To:
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Choose My Goalscorers: Y*
Godmod Goalscoring Events: N
Injure Players: Y**
Godmod Injury Events: N
Red Card Players: Y***
Yellow Card Players: Y
Godmod Other Events: N
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by Buyan » Thu Sep 04, 2014 1:21 am
The Blue Hedgehogs
Winner of the Baptism of Fire 54
Winner of the Beltane Cup II
Participant in WC 68
KPB: 38th with 19.87 KPB, post WC69
EspKB: 11th with 12.67, post CEX
1. Manuel Schmidt --- GK --- 30, Viztourzys Kolektyvinis --- 26 caps, 1 sub, 1 goal
12. Ulle Seber --- GK --- 31, Garbarnia Hoyersko --- 27 caps, 1 sub
23. Erbald Saldlund --- GK --- 25, Bengtsmark IF --- 4 caps, 1 sub
17. Maxim Dziuba --- LD --- 23, Slask Pruzniwczo --- 2 caps, 4 subs
2. Kazimieras Zemaitis --- LD --- 25, Viztourzys Kolektyvinis --- 71 caps, 7 subs, 5 goals
21. Kai Ruutu --- CD --- 22, Seura Pohkakunti --- 0 caps
16. Antanas Mamontovas --- CD --- 25, Bengtsmark IF --- 10 caps, 2 subs
3. Sigurd Tufte --- CD --- 26, Dinamo Esca, MYT --- 74 caps, 1 goal
4. Rafal Giertych --- CD --- 23, Jottnar Kallsmudden --- 8 caps
18. Ignas Smetona --- RD --- 30, Santa Tecla FC, SJG --- 12 caps, 4 subs
5. Giedius Justs --- RD --- 21, Commercianti, VEN --- 4 caps, 1 sub
6. Harald Naess --- DM --- 34, Bengtsmark IF --- 69 caps, 4 subs, 4 goals
8. Quinten Zermin --- DM --- 30, Carrubonieta Il Gueti, TRB --- 56 caps, 10 subs, 4 goals
27. Frederik Suhr --- DM --- 21, Sparta Torspeda --- 0 caps, 1 sub
14. Vridrich Lammerschon --- LM --- 24, Viztourzys Kolektyvinis --- 1 cap, 4 subs
7. Dimitri Plovnarov --- LM --- 22, La Nueva Avenida --- 7 caps, 4 subs
24. Istvan Losokov --- CM --- 26, Pajukas Sport --- 2 caps, 2 subs
15. Espen Knutsen --- RM --- 26, Crisisbless, NEP --- 9 caps, 9 subs, 2 goals
9. Eero Halmiini --- RM --- 26, FC Ararat Severyan, MYT --- 38 caps, 11 subs, 10 goals
10. Sverre Devold --- AM --- 26, Barbury Town, APX --- 79 caps, 1 sub, 15 goals
25. Arnold Rootare --- AM --- 22, Thor Rellhovn --- 0 caps
20. Piotr Kluszak --- AM --- 27, Blau-Weiss Pallstadt --- 13 caps, 5 subs, 4 goals
19. Sil Moen --- LA --- 30, Tjelberg Forening --- 28 caps, 23 subs, 9 goals
11. Elmo Havelund --- CA --- 30, Vermillion Rage, NEP --- 42 caps, 14 subs, 23 goals
28. Stefan Hostmann --- CA --- 18, Viztourzys Kolektyvinis --- 0 caps, 2 subs
26. Damien Balnerii --- CA --- 28, Retatyn TU, EAR --- 0 goals
13. Andrey Rettinger --- CA --- 29, Goodfeather FC, NEP --- 9 caps, 2 subs, 4 goals
22. Duco Dalmshelf --- RA --- 23, Blau-Weiss Pallstadt --- 29 caps, 9 subs, 15 goals
Second Assistant: Alowysz Krupa
First Assistant: Erica Brewer, NEP
Manager: Reinhard Shale, NEP
Choose my goalscorers - Yes
Godmod scoring events - No, unless awesome
RP injuries to my players – Yes, but no indication of length of injury if above three games
Godmod injuries to my players – No, unless hilarious
Hand out yellow cards to my players – Yes, up to five
Hand out red cards to my players – Yes, up to one
Godmod other events – No, unless hilarious
Dude, I've got this awesome idea - TG me, I'll be glad to cooperate
The Nine @ Dyatinsk (57,000 seats)
12. Ulle Seber
18. Ignas Smetona * 4. Rafal Giertych * 3. Sigurd Tufte * 2. Kazimieras Zemaitis
8. Quinten Zermin
9. Eero Halmiini * 7. Dimitri Plovnarov
10. Sverre Devold
22. Duco Dalmshelf * 13. Andrey Rettinger
Important: I usually post line-ups in the bottom of my RP for any upcoming game, so please check whether I've assigned players for our game before taking this one.
by Independent Gredavcat » Thu Sep 04, 2014 5:51 am
by Apox » Thu Sep 04, 2014 6:57 am
by Gregoryisgodistan » Thu Sep 04, 2014 10:28 am
by Estope » Thu Sep 04, 2014 9:19 pm
by The Sarian » Fri Sep 05, 2014 9:43 am
Style Modifier: +3.5
Nickname(s): The Bustards (Official), The Buzzards (Mostly Foreign Use), Sarian Punks (If you're from the Free Republics), Fascist Bastards
Formation: 4-4-2 Diamond most likely, although many can and will be used. See most recent RP.
Lineup:Will be in most recent RP, if not feel free to make one up, within IC justification, for example don't play all my reserves if you are the top seed - and accommodate for resting players if you are lower ranked than I.
My opponent, if they RP first, may do the following:
Choose my goalscorers: Yes
Godmod scoring events: Yes
RP injuries to my players: Yes
Godmod injuries to my players: Should be okay, TG if anything major.
Hand out yellow cards to my players: Yes
Hand out red cards to my players: Yes
Godmod other events: TG me.
by Chiata » Fri Sep 05, 2014 1:10 pm
by San Jose Guayabal » Fri Sep 05, 2014 2:00 pm
First Game: San José Guayabal 2-1 Tatras (Baptism of Fire 53 - Group Stage, MD N°1)
First Victory: San José Guayabal 2-1 Tatras (Baptism of Fire 53 - Group Stage, MD N°1)
First Draw: San José Guayabal 0–0 Myeeria (Baptism of Fire 53 - Group Stage, MD N°3)
First Defeat: San José Guayabal 0-2 The Crystal Empire (Baptism of Fire 53 - Group Stage, MD N°2)
Greatest Game: San José Guayabal 3-2 The Archregimancy (World Cup 68 - Second Leg of Playoffs); San José Guayabal 2-0 Cassadaigua (World Cup 68 - Group Stage, MD N°1)
Worst Game: San José Guayabal 2-6 Eura (World Cup 68 Qualifiers, MD° 10) - San José Guayabal 1-2 The Sarian (World Cup 69 Qualifiers, MD° 14)
Biggest Win: San José Guayabal 6-0 New South Aqmuland (World Cup 69 Qualifiers, MD°5)
Biggest Loss: San José Guayabal 2-6 Eura (World Cup 68 Qualifiers, MD° 10)
Boogey Team: Darmen (7 Games, 5 Defeats, 1 Tie and 1 Victory)All-time record: 69-21-49 (After CoH 61)
Tactical system: The Geometrical (3-1-3-3)
Starting XI
GK: #1 Henry Hernández (25 years) AC Tallin (VLD)
DF: #3 James Moreira (19 years) Nhorton vo Mirrun (PDT)
DF: #4 Mattías Passarelli (25 years) Delare Minon (YTT)
DF: #5 Meyson Salume (18 years) East Franz Athletic (PIS)
MF: #10 Rudy Valencia (23 years) Oakstone (EUR)
MF: #2 Sebastián Núñez (20 years) SK Nasjonale Hauker (PIS)
MF: #16 Leónidas Bregoo (20 years) FC1. Surtsey Island Gulls (PIS)
MF: #9 Árbol Saucedo (21 years) Wye FC (APX)
FW: #22 Sean Fraser (25 years) FC1. Bjarnarey Flotilla (PIS)
FW: #11 Rodolfo Zelaya (25 years) Northbrook Diamonds (PIS)
FW: #7 Jonathan Faña (27 years) Oljestaden IF (AUD)
BENCH
GK: #12 Ruslan Molodetsov (21 years) Sunrice United (NSI)
GK: #20 Abraham Terrazas (17 years) Izotz Zubia (Audioslavia)
GK: #14 Javier Quintanilla (18 years) FC Polaris (CEN)
GK: #38 James MacLean (20 years) Colanso City (JEC)
DF: #5 Daniel Côçô (20 years) SK Nasjonale Hauker (PIS)
DF: #8 Martín Mô (21 years) Crystal Mertagne (TCU)
DF: #13 Édgar Dârgâneý (20 years) Atlético Nacional (SJG)
DF: #24 Herbert Sosa (23 years) Alianza FC (SJG)
DF: #15 Alan Álej (20 years) Licentian Isles AFC (SJG)
DF: #25 Marcial Pâlazýüs (21 years) AD Isidro Metapán (SJG)
MF: #28 Jairo Henríquez (22 years) Whilliumborough Swagger (PDT)
MF: #26 Jairo Araujo (24 years) Djnamo Sabrjk (PDT)
MF: #30 Antonio Rosado (20 years) Magnaeus City (TCU)
MF: #29 Oliver Ábrego (19 years) 1830 Cathair (AUD)
MF: #31 Bruno Camiletti (22 years) Santa Tecla FC (SJG)
MF: #41 Marcos Haedo (18 years) Tannenberg FC (VLD)
FW: #36 Gonzalo Mazzia (26 years) CD FAS (SJG)
FW: #34 Nicolás Jarvís (24 years) AD Isidro Metapán
FW: #31 Marcos Ródâs (19 years) Alianza FC (SJG)
FW: #40 Dido Apprendidoadido (18 years) Red Star Severny (PIS)
FW: #39 Michael Richtie (24 years) Licentian Isles AFC (SJG)
Coach Staff
Head coach: Mathias Paatelainen (PIS)
Assistant coach: Emmanuel Inzer (Estope)
Goalkepping coach: Misael Alfaro
Coach: Vladan Vicevic
Trainer: Nelson Ancheta
Doctor: Carlos Mendieta
Nutritionist: Ruslan Shirokov
Orthopedist: Juancho Pérez
Logistics Manager: Marta Ruiseñor
Doctor Assistant: Miguel Ruiz
Strategy and Analysis: Vyacheslav Chernishov
Captain: Rodolfo Zelaya
Vice-Captain: Árbol Saucedo
Penalty kicker: Árbol Saucedo
Right Corner kicker: Rudy Valencia
Left Corner kicker: Meyson Salume
Free Kicks: Rodolfo Zelaya and Árbol Saucedo
Indirect Free Kicks: Sebastián Núñez
Most likely to receive fouls: Rodolfo Zelaya
Most likely to be booked: Leonidas Bregoo and Rudy Valencia
Likely to receive red card: Sebastián Núñez
Counter attacks: Sean Fraser and Rodolfo Zelaya
Likely to score goals: Rodolfo Zelaya and Sean Fraser
Likely to score wonderful goals: Sebastián Núñez and Leonidas Bregoo
Most Likely to be replaced: Meyson Salume
Demonym: Guayabalense/Guayabalian/Guayabalese
Nickname: Mountaineers, Iceguys, Guavas, Vikings.
Region: Esportiva
Capital: San Salvador
Population: Aprox. 52 mil.(2047 census)
Largest City: San Salvador
Trigramme/TLA: SJG
Motto: “Nemo me impune lacessit"
Languages Spoken: Spanish, Russian, English, Swedish, Guayabalian (Official) Norwegian, Finnish (De facto)
Administrative Regions: 18 Provinces + 5 Overseas Colonies
Things you'll need in your stay, prices in NSDolars$ (NS$) and GuAlSa$ (G$)
-Hotel: NS$ 25-200 per night. G$ 7.5-60 per night.
-Bus transport in the cities: NS$1.00. G$0.33
-Bus transport to different cities: NS$ 0.70 - NS$ 25.00. G$0.23 - G$ 7.60
-Ferry between islands: NS$35. G$11.55
-Flights between cities: NS$ 40 - NS$ 100. G$12.12 - G$33.30
-Average cost of food: NS$3.50-NS$24.50. G$1.15-G$7.35
-Stadium ticket: NS$10-90. G$3.30-27.
-Bottle of water: NS$0.50. G$0.17.
-Public phone: NS$1 per call. G$0.33 per call.
I Give To My Opponent Permission To:
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Choose My Goalscorers: Y
Godmod Goalscoring Events: N
Injure Players: Y (Please TG or contact me in IRC. Length and severity will be determined by me).
Godmod Injury Events: Y (Be creative but realistic, just write things that can happen normally).
Red Card Players: Y (Just one player).
Yellow Card Players: Y (Maximum six players).
Godmod Other Events: Y (Please TG or contact me in IRC about that, but please be creative and jocular).
Any idea? plase shoot me a TG or contact me on IRC.
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by Lojal » Sat Sep 06, 2014 3:37 am
Style Modifier: -2.3
Nickname(s): The Wyverns
Formation: 5-4-1 most likely, although many can and will be used. See most recent RP.
Lineup:Will be in most recent RP, if not feel free to make one up, within IC justification, for example don't play all my reserves if you are the top seed - and accommodate for resting players if you are lower ranked than I.
My opponent, if they RP first, may do the following:
Choose my goalscorers: Yes
Godmod scoring events: Yes
RP injuries to my players: Yes
Godmod injuries to my players: Should be okay, TG if anything major.
Hand out yellow cards to my players: Yes
Hand out red cards to my players: Yes
Godmod other events: TG me.
by Star United States » Sat Sep 06, 2014 6:13 pm
Management Team (Administración, Administração)
Head Coach (Entrenador, Treinador): Luke Curtis
Assistant Coach (Entrenador Asistente, Treinador Adjunto): George Lewisly
Assistant Coach (Entrenador Asistente, Treinador Adjunto): Brent Bought
Tactics Officer (Oficial de Tácticas, Diretor do Táticas): John Manner
Doctor (Médico, Médico): Jorge Ferris
Starters (Titulares)
#1 Fernando Spark (Goalkeeper) – Lake Star (LSR)
#6 Henry Andrews (Defender) – Hery City (HYC)
#5 Santiago Solo (Defender) – Riverside City (RSC)
#8 Michael River (Defender) – Iry Shore (IYS)
#9 Mark Barnna (Mid-Field) – Golden City (GOL)
#11 Caleb Horas (Mid-Field) – Pixe City (PEC)
#13 Chris Soarison (Mid-Field) – City of Star (COS) (CAPTIAN)
#15 Matthew Stafford (Mid-Field) – Vyktory City Rovers (Vyktory)*
#17 James Gasteiz (Striker) – Astaria United FC (Darvale) *
#19 Felix Gonzalez (Striker) – SeaShore City (SSC)
#21 Fabricio Garrison (Striker) – Pixe City (PEC)
Back-Up (Suplentes)
#2 Jake C'urz (Goalkeeper) – City of Fredericksburg (COF)
#4 Matthew Star (Goalkeeper) – Riverside City (RSC)
#3 John Johnson (Defender) – City of Star (COS)
#7 Martín Sanchez (Defender) – Woodbed City (WBC)
#10 Xavier Valer (Defender) – Woodbed City (WBC)
#12 Jeremy Gem (Mid-Field) – Lake Star (LSR)
#14 Thomas Scout (Mid-Field) – Stary Bay (STB)
#16 Edwin Siz (Mid-Field) – Pixe City (PEC)
#18 Mark Jo (Striker) – Woodbed City (WBC)
#20 Freddy Barren (Striker) – Hery City (HYC)
#22 Richard Jamerson (Striker) – Fairbanks Royals FC (Darvale)*
by Noburu Taiyou » Sun Sep 07, 2014 1:26 pm
by Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk gorod » Sun Sep 07, 2014 1:59 pm
Tactical system: 4-5-1 (Defensive)
Starting Lineup: Team
GK: Kiril Medvedev (24 years) Spartak Dolinsk
DF: Maksim Golubev (26 years) Nadezhda Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk (SJG)
DF: Matvei Grigoriev (26 years) FK Kurilsk
DF: Ruslan Vorobiov (24 years) Nadezhda Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk (SJG)
DF: Pyotr Kuznetsov (31 years) Dinamo Uglegorsk
MF: Mikhail Mariinsky (24 years) Mysh Nevelsk
MF: Vladimir Novikov (18 years) Aniva Albion
MF: Vyacheslav Pavlov (26 years) Okha Anti-Fasistas
MF: Ruslan Molokov (30 years) Alianza F.C. (SJG)
MF: Svyatoslav Romanov (25 years) Ultra Blanca FC (AAL)
FW: Yaroslav Denisov (32 years) Shakhtar Shakhtyorsk
BENCH
GK: Konstantin Popov (24 years) C.D. Real Destroyer (SJG)
DF: Gennadiy Volkov(26 years) Júbilo Toyohara
DF: Ilya Leonov (31 years) Lokomotiv Chernomorets
DF: Igor Andreev (21 years) FK Karafuto
DF: Boris Petrovich (30 years) Sikhote-Alin Dolphins
MF: Aleksander Smirnov(32 years) Nadezhda Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk (SJG)
MF: Artyom Kokorin (28 years) Energia Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk
Coach Staff
Head coach: Evgeniy Kozlov
Assistant coach: Aleksei Nekrasov
Goalkepping coach: Anton Ustinov
Coach: Sergei Korsakov
Trainer: Svetlana Mamayev
My opponent, if they RP first, may do the following:
Choose my goalscorers Y
Godmod scoring events Y
RP injuries to my players Y (Everything except Career-Ending injuries)
Godmod injuries to my players Y
Hand out yellow cards to my players Y (no more than 3 as total)
Hand out red cards to my players Y (Send me a TG for autorization)
Godmod other events Y (Please be creative and jocular).
by Earo » Mon Sep 08, 2014 10:41 am
Pos Name Age Club
GK Kazimír Rothschild 22 Bloomer FC
DEF Bonifác Wuopio 31 Bloomer FC
DEF Anat Bachmeier 29 Darmen City United
DEF Bratislav Naldi 28 Club Jim Falls
DEF Avedis Abelló 27 Darmen City United
MID Mazin Akkermans 21 Bloomer FC
MID Arlie Toft 21 Bloomer FC
MID 'Elifelet Lockwood 30 Bloomer FC
MID Blazhe Masson 23 Club Jim Falls
FOR Justinas Jakobsen 35 Brady City Crunch CAPTAIN
FOR Kunal Younge 27 Darmen City United
GK Sorley McMahon 28 Darmen City AC
DEF Ampelios Belo 36 Bloomer FC
MID Aristarkh Lazarov 32 Darmen City AC
MID Yiorgos Ó Ríagáin 35 Darmen City AC
FOR Deemer Dolan 31 Darmen City AC
FOR Apollonios Di Pietro 24 Bloomer FC
FOR Shet Ralston 20 Darmen City United
All players play in Darmen.
by The Paradystopi Consanguinity » Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:45 am
Goalkeepers:
1. Kharri Sfadro (capt)(F) - Adyhsar Agkademykes (PDT)
- Age 22 - Arkan Consanguinian
This young woman has been earmarked for success since her debut several solar cycles ago with Arkan F.C. where she became first team keeper aged only 17 and was a part of the team that very nearly upset the Arkan stalwarts, TAATO. Since then she moved to the Adyhsar Agkademykes whilst continuing to blossom into a well-rounded and talented keeper. Her experience has earned her the captain's armband though some believe that putting extra responsibility upon the goalkeeper in a very defensively open squad isn't a clever idea.
Defenders:
2. Skab - Jujoo (PCG)
- Age unknown - Consanguian Golem
Skab is the driving force behind Jujoo. He (or she? It's hard to tell with Jujooans ...) is both captain and manager of the squad and a ruthless defender to boot. Built like a tank, his (or her) downfall is a lack of speed but when you're nearly 9 feet tall, nearly 7 feet wide and a potentially ferocious undead creature, it doesn't seem to be much of a problem.
3. Flappy Likessquidnowandthen - unattached
- Age 9 - Consanguinian Pteronurian
A member of the Lymryk team which came second in the Baptism of Fire, Flappy played for East Railway in Astograth for several seasons before deciding to return to his homeland, only to discover that his homelands had now been moved by the Commune and were now called The Paradystopi Consanguinity. Actually a defensive midfielder and as one of only two defensive positions, it's tells you something about Consanguinian tactics.
Midfielders:
4. Lorde-Kloowez Ooldelongjonson - Dozebay (PMK)
- Age 7 - Minori Mousebaneska
The Consanguinian answer to Feliks-Oskar Pfyffydghoerracks. Well, he would be if he was actually any good. He's decent, but no Foskar ...
5. Kittie Myao (F) - Scratchpost Hillock (PMK)
- Age 9 - Minori Mousebaneska
Another Mousebane member of the squad, Kittie is a good attacking midfielder though her defending leaves much to be desired.
6. Filthy - unattached
- Age unknown - Violent Gibbon of Communadi Consanguinian ownership
Filthy was actually a member of the Paradystopi Lacrosse World Championship winning squad before the Consanguinians 'acquired' him. Obnoxious, uncontrollable, dangerous, quite possibly evil. He's a big angry monkey of unknown footballing abilities. He will receive a red card every match.
7. Jeffrey Knalhambradoghally - Tawrpeydoe Psuggaddagga (PDT)
- Age 18 - Lymryker Consanguinian
A young Lymryker with already plenty of experience in the Paradystopi top league. Skilful and smart.
8. Fnod deFnod - Royal Kinshishish Wanderers (PMK)
- Age 25 - Kinshishish
Fnod is only really on the team because he's a professional footballer who actually gets along with Filthy. Beyond that his talents are limited.
Forwards:
9. Elvis Sandbottom - Urbanista (APX)
- Age 22 - Lymryker Consanguinian
Like Jeffrey, Elvis is one of the new breed of Lymryk humans who are actually pretty good at football. Currently having a riot of a time at Urbanista where his goal tally is ever increasing. He'll be hoping to continue his run of form in the international game.
10. Curio - Barbury Town (APX)
- Age 21 - Communadi Consanguinian
Curio was an orphan discovered alone in the Communadi wastelands. By all accounts, he shouldn't exist. Nonetheless, he is one of the few players with international experience (having previously played for the Commune national team) and will be the lynchpin of the Consanguinian attack.
11. Shleppie Dindong - Hexploesyve Rastredmaddar (PDT)
- Age 19 - Kinshishish
Despite some time as a Paradystopi national player, Shleppie has changed allegience because the opportunities were better.
Substitutes:
12. Mister Filthy - unattached
- Age unknown - Violent Gibbon of Communadi Consanguinian ownership
- CM
Mister Filthy is just Filthy wearing a fake 'stache. It was someone's bright idea to avoid the suspensions he's bound to acquire.
13. Baanabas - unattached
- Age unknown - Cyborg Sheep of Communadi Consanguinian ownership
- CM (or any)
Yes, a cyborg sheep ...
14. Qassandra Fraqeastikov (F) - Whyllyoumiboroughe Shwaggre (PDT)
- Age 19 - Communadi Consanguinian
- CM
15. Charlie Evertherespectible (F) - ðe Artyssanes (PMK)
- Age 20 - Lymryker Consanguinian
- STR
Management:
FMMAIP
- Age irrelevant - Computer programme
Simply a tweaked programme from a popular computer game. The name is Football Manager Modified Artificial Intelligence Programme. However, the tweaking has resulted in a ridiculously kamikaze style.
Offensive Strategy:
Attack, attack, attack.
Defensive Strategy:
What?
Style Mod:
+9736 (or highest possible)
RP Permissions:
No deaths without permission given via TG.
Filthy/Mister Filthy must receive a red card every match.
All else fine.
by Southern Sunrise Islands » Wed Sep 10, 2014 6:56 pm
Num. Pos. Name Age Team
1 GK Alvaro COATES 25 Aurora Sylveons
2 LB John SANTIAGO 21 Honneur [Zenic]
3 CB Mike FLANNINGAN 20 Ramusok United [Cosumar]
4 CB Reed TRAFTON 22 Aurora Sylveons
5 RB Jacob CARLTON-WALCK 19 Aurora Sylveons
6 DM Robert KNAPKINS 19 Danielson Gogoats
7 CM JUNNIPER DANNA 21 Legiontown Magpies
8 CF Calvin McPEAK 19 Danielson Gogoats
9 CM LIA DANNA 21 Danielson Gogoats
10 CF Brandi NUMIA 18 Olympique Rochefort [Kitsunia-Deesse]
11 CM George BRILEY 21 Danielson Gogoats
12 GK Beatrice ALMEIDA RIBEIRO 26 Danielson Gogoats
13 LB BRENDA MELO 21 Exileview Taillow
14 RB Johann ALHAMBRA 23 Hamada Pangoros
15 DM Esme STEVENSON 26 Aurora Sylveons
16 CM Calleigh MOORE 25 Brasília Assassina [Eastern Sunrise Islands]
17 OM Ruairi McMILLAN 22 Danielson Gogoats
18 CF Elsie DOUGLAS 25 Danielson Gogoats
20 CB MARCUS LOPEZ 21 Aurora Sylveons
21 CB CARAMELO MELO 20 Legiontown Magpies
22 CM NORMAN LOPEZ 24 Legiontown Magpies
23 CF MERLYN LOPEZ 21 Danielson Gogoats
24 CF Cicely GILLMAN 20 Danielson Gogoats
25 CB Britanny O' HOYT 22 Old Trail 61 [Eastern Sunrise Islands]
26 DM Ruby GARDNER-BUTTON 24 Serebii Arceus [Kitsunia-Deesse]
27 GK Meriadoc GREENHAND 26 Aurora Sylveons
-- COACH Jo Anne BERNARDINE 33 [Style: +1][Style: +1]
by Southern Sunrise Islands » Wed Sep 10, 2014 8:49 pm
by Paradystopia » Thu Sep 11, 2014 4:12 am
Dear Ladies and Gentleman of the CE,
Please find attached an image of the item in question, the legendary antique teapot once owned by feared pirate captain Angus th'Evyseraatoure. It is a common folk tale in Paradystopia which you may or may not be aware of, but Captain Angus terrorised the Nor-eastern isles of our country over 300 hundred solar cycles ago. He hijacked trade routes, dabbled in illegal drug trafficking and even had a portrait painted of his naked posterior (by an acclaimed artist, whom Angus abducted) which he sent to the then governor in Maddar in response to an offered amnesty for past crimes should he stop being a naughty person in the present.
Eventually Captain Angus was brought to justice. Having drank a little too much cannabis tea, he ran aground just off the island of Ryren where the natives, petrified by the tales of the captain's exploits, peppered the ship with flaming arrows and spears and battered to death any poor souls who managed to make it ashore. Anyway, the remains of Captain Angus were never found and his cabin was later discovered to be near completely empty. The exceptions to this emptiness were the ornamental teapot, a pair of old leather boots and an opium pipe. No clothes, no treasure, no nothing. Naturally, many people believe that the inhabitants of Ryren simply stole everything and then made up this ridiculous story. Nobody knows really as the only artifacts that publicly exist belonging to Captain Angus are the teapot, the pipe and the boots.
Anyway, the teapot is currently packed and ready for your exhibition and will be sent first thing in the morning.
Yours Sincerely
Dr. Psamyuel Krynk DSc MA(hons)
Head Curator at the Maddarie Ynstituut y'Arkyologie
Dear Ladies and Gentleman of the CE,
It would appear there has been a terrible mistake as I confused your organisation (CE - Crockery Expo) with another organisation (CE - Campionato Esportiva) and rather than a priceless antique teapot, expect the arrival of twenty plus professional football players and associated staff.
Also, the teapot has recently arrived in Yttribia ahead of this football competition and is now very unlikely to reach the expo in time.
Please, please, please accept my humblest apologies for this dreadful error.
Yours Sincerely
Dr. Psamyuel Krynk DSc MA(hons)
Head Curator at the Maddarie Ynstituut y'Arkyologie
Dear Footballers of Esportiva
As you may or may not be aware, there has been a slight mix-up regarding the Paradystopi national squad. Rather than send a team of players, we appear to have accidentally sent a legendary old teapot whilst our players have found themselves locked in glass cases for several weeks pretending to be antique eating utensils in a musuem somewhere on the other side of the planet.
I fully understand that football is a contact sport but can you please be careful with the teapot. Very careful please.
At the start of the match, a specialist steward will bring the teapot onto the field, placing it on a custom-made pedestal which will stand on the edge of the six-yard box and then leave. (He will also relocate the pedestal and teapot to the opposite side of the pitch during the half-time break and remove the teapot at the end of the match). The match can then take place as normal with you doing whatever it is you do.
I re-iterate, please don't damage the teapot. Be careful with that ball. Please.
Yours Sincerely
Dr. Psamyuel Krynk DSc MA(hons)
Head Curator at the Maddarie Ynstituut y'Arkyologie
P.S. Please don't damage the teapot.
"Para, I hate you. You crazy wanker. Why can't you be normal for once?"You know what I say to that? Dirty cupboards, torn spandex and ascerbic amoebas ... Yeah ... deal with it.
"Do as I wish?! How the flipping fuck am I supposed to role play this?!"Thusly ...
"I still hate you. Very much."Thank you, I appreciate the sentiment.
by Apox » Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:18 am
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