WorldVision Song Contest #33 - Contest Thread

by **Bojanese Island** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 3:07 am

| 21 BOJANESE ISLANDS |
| Mattie Bastiansky ~ My Mythology |

Language: English
Melody: "Staring at the Sun" by Anastacia
Genre: Pop-rock

Mattie Bastiansky is a Bojanese singer who was born in Anastazya. When she was 14 years-old her family moved to New York, USA. Mattie is the most popular singer in Bojanese Islands. Her song "My Mythology" is the first single from her new album that will be released in September.

The screens show golden balls that are pulsing at the beginning. The stage is dark. We can see five black female silhouettes on the stage standing back to the audience. The one in the middle is Mattie. We can notice it because she hold the microphone and has long hair. The rest four silhouettes are dancers. All of them (including Mattie) wear black costumes. When we hear the first strong impact the dancers stand in the sexy positions and remain in it. Mattie raises her microphone and sings her first stanza:

Love can send the brightest lightnings
Love can bring the darkest clouds
Showing me the other side
Of my human nature

Then we can hear the second strong impact. The dancers change their positions to other ones and remain in it. Mattie turns and stands sideways to the audience. We can see her dark profile and slim silhouette. She continues:

Having just played with my emotions
It can leave me wise or fool
I'll regret or joke about
Hmm, or appreciate it

The third strong impact resounds and all the five silhouettes turns back facing the audience. We still can't see their faces because their are covered by a shadow. They are slowly moving towards when Mattie sings:

Love's a goddess
Mixing in me more or less
So you should know that

Then the stage bursts with the golden and white lights and now we can see Mattie Bastiansky and her female dancers who are making their sexy moves an gestures standing in the row. Mattie standing closer to the audience reaches the chorus with her amazing characteristic vocal.

I believe in love in this world
Even though my neighbours say it's not that bold, not that gold
But this love's my whole mythology
So why don't they just let me worship
Just let me worship my gods

Mattie makes similar moves as her dancers. This dance is full of sexuality.

They believe in hate, I'm afraid
But this evil makes the pain out of their fate like a blade
And this hate's their whole mythology
That's why they do not let me worship
Don't let me worship my love

The dancers squats on the floor making some subtle sexual poses. Mattie is walking along the stage line singing the second stanza. She's flirting with the audience and the camera.

You can teach me how to cry or
How to grieve because of love
I won't take over your thoughts
Hmm, your faith's kinda stupid

The dancers are slowly rising during this part. Mattie joins them singing.

Love's a goddess
Mixing in me more or less
So you should know that

The chorus comes. The dancers and Mattie make their sexual dance-walking throughout the whole stage. They look so cold and hot at the same time (if you know what I mean).

I believe in love in this world
Even though my neighbours say it's not that bold, not that gold
But this love's my whole mythology
So why don't they just let me worship
Just let me worship my gods

They believe in hate, I'm afraid
But this evil makes the pain out of their fate like a blade
And this hate's their whole mythology
That's why they do not let me worship
Don't let me worship my love

The light is getting weaker and the purple streams appear. Mattie stands in the middle of the stage and the dancers lie down on the floor. They are rolling over around the Mattie's legs while she is singing the lyrics of the bridge.

People inveigh, people envy
But their curse is not that heavy
Only love can stop their witchcraft, so
So you should know that

The stage explode with the purple, golden and white lights. The dancers rise and are going towards the audience in the queue behind Mattie. Mattie starts the powerful chorus:

I believe in love in this world
Even though my neighbours say it's not that bold, not that gold
But this love's my whole mythology
So why don't they just let me worship
Just let me worship my gods

The dancers scatter and stand in a row in front of the audience. Mattie stands in the middle and continues the refrain. They all make their sensual dance moves.

They believe in hate, I'm afraid
But this evil makes the pain out of their fate like a blade
And this hate's their whole mythology
That's why they do not let me worship
Don't let me worship my love

Oh my mythology
Oh love's my whole mythology

At the end the lights are slowly getting weaker and weaker. The music is muting and the five girls move away upstage sending kisses and smiling to the cameras. Mattie screams "Thank you, World!" and disappears behind the stage construction with her four dancers.

by **Dierdista** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 12:05 pm

22 - DIERDISTA

U.P.B.O.T.C. - TONIGHT

Tune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDQk4A9YaiE[/b]

Bold: U.P.B.O.T.C.
Italic: Background voice

U.P.B.O.T.C. [let's call him Bob] enters the stage when it's pitch black. Bob is wearing a leather jacket, a red scarf, jeans and sneakers. The lights then go on. On the stage you can clearly see Bob, a female dancer and a rotating oven behind Bob. Then the music starts.

The music keeps on going for 8 seconds. After the music has started, the dancer begins to dance and the oven starts rotating. After the 8 seconds have passed, Bobb starts singing.

Tonight... Yeah.
I was coming back from work [So?]
I parked my new Mercedes [Why is that relevant?]
I then entered my condo [This is getting dull...]
And there I saw a hippie, uh huh [WUT?]

The dancer starts licking the rotating oven. Bob then walks towards the crowd.

Hey, what the ****, are you, doing here?
He said I am, from PETA
And I heard, you kill cows
So I am here, to piss on your bed [Oh, ****'s getting serious]

The dancer hops on top of the oven and starts grinding on it while Bob is jumping into the crowd.

I, grabbed my bat [Why did they even hire me]
and then I grabbed his little neck
I said "Get ready *****, cuz tonight I'll kick your ass." [Life doesn't make any sense]

Bob then comes back on the stage and stands on a pedestal.

I then hit him in the crotch, [Tonight]
I then kicked him in the ***,
And Hadouken'd his ****ing body
He tried to run away
Come here you little dingus [Uh... huh.]
You took a **** on my ficus
Screw you, I drive a Prius! [Nooo.]
Nevermind, I'll still kick your ass tonight

A chicken then starts walking on the stage

I, grabbed my bat [Why did they even hire me]
and then I grabbed his little neck
I said "Get ready *****, cuz tonight I'll kick your ass." [Life doesn't make any sense]

Bob then kicks the chicken

Hey, what the ****, are you, doing here?
He said I am, from PETA
And I heard, you kill cows
So I am here, to piss on your bed [Oh, ****'s getting serious]

The singer then snuggles with the rotating oven.

I then took my Mercedes [Why?]
He kept running away, uh huh
I then started my Mercedes [Uh huh, I want a therapist]
And said *****, you're mine tonight!
I then hit him with my car [*sniff]

I then hit him in the crotch, [Tonight]
I then kicked him in the ***,
And Hadouken'd his ****ing body
He tried to run away
Come here you little dingus you took a **** on my ficus...
Tonight. [*gun noises]

Tonight...

The lights turn off and the dancer takes out the hot buns out of the rotating oven. Bob then takes off his scarf and throws it into the audience. Bob then says: "Thank you Ekoz!". Then him and the dancer walk off the stage.

by **Estenia** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 12:53 pm

23.Reserved for Estenian Entry

by **Todlichebujoku** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 1:05 pm

24. _Tödlichebujoku_

Tune: Lady Antebellum- Need You Now

Stars

As the street parties celebrating Tödlichebujoku's victory ended and life returned to normal, the committee stumbled across a submission that grabbed at their heartstrings and sent a few new members into a catatonic state. Luckily, they were able to be revived and return to their jobs without too much trouble, and the committee settled on it after sifting through piles of "Cyanide Eyes" wannabes and overly flashy electrodance tunes.
The group that sent in the submission, Kultaiset Pievos, had been around for many years but never really broken through into the mainstream music world. Kultaiset Pievos's lead singers are Laima Fujioka and Sitali Aalto, and its main instrumentalist is Anselm Rautio. Their song, "Stars", is about two once-close friends separated by distance and adult obligations, as hinted by Laima in an exclusive TLB interview. "It's really more of a spiritual piece than a romantic one," she explained in the months leading up to the contest. Will it move the world's audiences the way it wowed Tödlichebujoku's WorldVision committee? If the song's current sales are any indication, it just might.

Sitali, Laima and Anselm made their way to the stage, more than a bit anxious. Some of those earlier entries were really high quality and truly admirable works of art- could they match them? After all those years of touring the nation, putting together albums, promoting their work, unleashing their stress on each other... could they give the world a decent representation of Tödlichebujoku, especially after Veli's earth-shaking win? Or maybe even more than decent? Anselm nodded as Laima and Sitali looked at each other and then towards him, sharing a nervous smile with his companions just before they stepped onto the stage.

Laima
Sitali
Both

Blue accents quickly streak across the stage, but never quite leave as they melt into the stage floor, sides and back, providing a subtle blue glow. A spotlight shines on Laima, on the far left of the stage, as she sings the opening words

Once we were together, friends for life and just so near
Now it's been too long since you last whispered in my ear

Soft golden and reddish colors wisp about the screen, around a short clip of a girl whispering into a boy's ear, though the blue glow is still dominant after the scene fades, and Sitali, on the other side of the stage, is lit by a spotlight

Yet I still see you in the twinkling lights of space
Dream of you and touch your face

All the spotlights turn on and focus on the trio- including Anselm, manning an electric guitar in the middle behind the two others- and the red and gold colors intensify

It's a picture-perfect day, but I feel alone 'cause you're not here
I know we're settled down but I can't shake the need to just hold you here
Oh I've prayed for you every single year
Oh I need you here

The lights dim back and the background screen's colors return to what they were before, and Sitali stays lit by a spotlight as the ones on the others fade

Though we get to see each other, once or twice a month
I just want to sprint there, tackle you down and go run

The background screens show a clip of a man and a woman chatting to each other through crystals (like video chat), and then darken as it ends, with starlike points of light scattered about. Both singers are illuminated, and the camera view switches focus to Laima, who reaches out into the air, then back to Sitali

Oh I still see you in the twinkling lights of space
Dream of you and touch your face

The lights and background screen once again intensify into a flurry of golds and reds, focusing on the duo, which is apart but facing each other

It's a picture-perfect day, but I don't feel right 'cause you're not here
Yeah I'm with my one true love but you are the one who knows me best
Climbing with you each day in the trees
Oh I need you here

The lights and screens dim slightly, and the two singers head toward each other and reach for each other as they are just far enough apart to do so without touching, with Anselm illuminated in the background as he plays his solo

One day we will meet again as stars

They grab hold of each other's hands, and the lights intensify- sheer white and golden lights from the stage screens and the spotlights. Laima and Sitali look away and then back toward one another

If it's the last day of my life, I won't be alone 'cause I'll have you here
I don't really care if I'm with somebody else because I know you're there
I loved the way we worshipped together
Oh I know you're there
Oh I know you're there

Once more Anselm is highlighted by the spotlights as he plays his second solo, and the screens show falling autumn leaves in shades of gold and orange

One day we will meet again

The lights and screens slowly dim out with the music, except for a constellation of star-effect lights behind as Laima and Sitali grab each other's arms and sing a capella

As stars

The camera view zooms in on the silhouette of the pair, their heads bowed and resting on one another, then zooms past them to fade into the starry lights

"Thank you Carnise!" Laima and Sitali shout as the lights brighten. "Kiitos, everyone!" Anselm adds as he jumps onto the other two and hugs them over their shoulders.

by **Lactatia** » Wed Aug 27, 2014 5:40 am

#25. Lactatia

Ms Purpledrank LaPuffball Jones - "Breast Milk"
Language: English
Tune: Froyo Yolo

Ms Purpledrank LaPuffball Jones walked onto the stage, wearing a fishnet shirt and stockings, pretty much exposing her entire body to the crowd. Images of milk appeared on the background screen as the music played. Ms Purpledrank LaPuffball Jones pulled out a glass and squeezed her breast over it. Eventually, milk started to ooze out of her breast and she began to sing.

My tummy is sick
cuz I just got the dick
My friends all told me to give it a lick
My titties are feeling hot, spewing all my shit out
Spewing out all my breast breast breast milk

Dem white girls, they do it to feed babies
But me, I do it cuz it makes me horny

Now, she starts jumping around with her glass of milk, pouring it all over her face as she does so. Her breasts continue leaking milk as she sings the chorus.

I love breast milk... oh oh oh oh
Breast Milk oh oh oh oh
My own tit milk is so sweet
Can I lick it off your feet
Because it makes me squirt

Monday I'm drinking it all up
Tuesday we use it as lube when you fuck my puss
Wednesday we french kiss it between each other
On Thursday I will let you suck it out of me

Friday - Hold up! I'll take control
Breast milk raining on top of us both!

I love breast milk... oh oh oh oh
Breast Milk oh oh oh oh
My own tit milk is so sweet
Can I lick it off your feet
Because it makes me squirt

Ms Purpledrank LaPuffball Jones yells, "Tit milk!" as people flood the stage, each dressed as a single breast, with the tip of the breast spewing breast milk all over the crowd. The smell was disgusting, but she continued to sing as if she was actually enjoying this.

You can fuck me any way
Ass, mouth, pussy, any day!
But you gotta make sure of one thing
You gotta use my milk to do your thing

My tit milk - delicious stuff
Try my breast milk breast breast milk.

You know I'm such a whore
Because I always want some more
One drop isn't enough
Fill me up with milk

I love breast milk... oh oh oh oh
Breast Milk oh oh oh oh
My own tit milk is so sweet
Can I lick it off your feet
Because it makes me squirt

by **Mister X** » Wed Aug 27, 2014 6:42 am

Commentary comes from:

Robert Baxter - commentator on WorldVision since debut in WV29.
Sam Smith - singer in The Kumquats, Mister Xian entrants in WV32.
Ronnie Squawker - commentator on WorldVision since WV32.

by **Ekozian Milea** » Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:54 am

#26. EKOZIAN MILEA
ALISSA SOQUENA - CRAZY FOR YOU
Gina G - Just A Little Bit

Alissa Soquena, 38, born in Ekozian Milea, the tiny island principality with a population of just 30,000,belonging to the Great Ekozian Crown is a TV presenter based in the capital,Milea City. This is her first singing event and Ekozian Milea's debut in the contest.

Alissa takes to the stage, wearing the Ekozian Milean flag draped around her body. The crowd suprisingly cheer for Alissa due to the ongoing tension EM's and Ekoz's Government over the name of Ekozian Milea, a referendum was held in 2013 with 93% of Ekozian Mileans in favour of dropping 'Ekozian' from the name, and modifying the flag to drop the Ekozian Crest, however the Ekozian Government overrulled. Alissa waves, and gets into place. She has an ear-piece microphone. She poses, and smiles into the camera as the music starts.

All I want is to be with you, all night and day, with you I’ll stay,
In my bed, we will stay all day, Can’t get enough, of my love
On the floor, on the kitchen tops, have your way, in every way,
Am I strange for the thoughts that I have, every moment, I will moan just for you.

Alissa is joined by two female dancers, also wearing Milean flags. As the chorus starts, they jump, and start their choreography. On the ''Ohh, I'm'', all three reach their female areas and then grind to the floor.

Ooh, I’m, Crazy For You,
Ooh, I, I’m falling in Love,
Ooh I’m, crazy for you,
You’re the one I’m thinking of,
Ooh I’m Crazy For You,
Ooh I’m, longing to touch,
Ooh I’m crazy for you,
I didn’t think I’d scream this much..

All three then walk over to the side of the stage, and start to spur the audience. Throughout the verse, Alissa is touching and feeling herself in sync to the lyrics of the verse.

It feels good when you hit my spot, it’s got to be, oh so hot
Rub your hands down my body babe, oh lets go, c’mon lets go.
All the things the we can get up to, anything, just keep it clean.
Like it rough in just every way, let’s get started and get under the sheets,

All three then meet in the middle, then again start the choreography.

Ooh, I’m, Crazy For You,
Ooh, I, I’m falling in Love,
Ooh I’m, crazy for you,
You’re the one I’m thinking of,
Ooh I’m Crazy For You,
Ooh I’m, longing to touch,
Ooh I’m crazy for you,
I didn’t think I’d scream this much..

Just make your move on me,
Just make your move,
Cos I want, to be touched,
And feel your love inside.

After the verse, they all drop to their knees, and wave their hair around in circles to the beat.

Crazy for you,
Falling in Love,
Crazy for you

Crazy for you
Longing to Touch
Crazy for you.

Due to the EMTV's lack of budget, just one firework is released. The girls then jump around, dancing, smiling. For the final time, they complete their choreography

Ooh, I’m, Crazy For You,
Ooh, I, I’m falling in Love,
Ooh I’m, crazy for you,
You’re the one I’m thinking of,
Ooh I’m Crazy For You,
Ooh I’m, longing to touch,
Ooh I’m crazy for you,
I didn’t think I’d scream this much..

Alissa: Thankyou!! Milea for ever!! M-IL-EA, M-IL-EA!

by **Britonisea** » Thu Aug 28, 2014 11:18 am

CHANNEL THREE- Not on BVC (Channel 2) as Regional Olympics and 9th Olympiad dominates.

by **Eura** » Fri Aug 29, 2014 12:39 pm

As the last act came to an end, the magnificent postcard of the next nation came up. The number "27" was followed by a montage of famous Euran locations and displays of patriotism, to the tune of the cult classic "Montaaaaagggge!". It ended with a provoking and thoughtful image; Eura's unique postcard.

#27 - EURA

Act: Indie Alternative Rock Band With Regional Accents, Drugs and Pretentious Twattery No. 4,301

Song: 'Ode to Cougars' from the album 'Language. Sex. Violence. Parking Ticket?’

Language: English, because we are civilised.

To the tune of: 'Shoot the Runner' by Kasabian
OOC: Specifically, the version in this video of Glastonbury 2014.

The greatest nation on earth has returned to WorldVision. For the first time since the first appearance of Eura with 'Curtains' eternal classic 'A Sexually Explicit Christmas', Eura has sent a musical act to show the rest of the world why Eura is literally the best thing since supermodels and heroin. So you'd better vote for us you fuckers. Today, IARBWRADPT4301, as the act were called, would be playing the first song from their No. 1 album 'Language. Sex. Violence. Parking Ticket?', an anarchic rock anthem called 'Ode to Cougars'. Their lead singer is Damon Gallagher, their main guitarist and secondary vocalist is Noel Albarn, their bass player is Richard Yorke, their keyboard/electronical music guy or whatever the bloody hell these young people do is Thom Ashcroft, and the drummer is Tom 'Matthew Meighan' Bellamy. Remarkably, every member of the band was originally part of another Euran band, those bands being (in order); Bluasis, The Verve Chiefs, Bloc Monkeys, Radiophonics and Franz Division.

The band get into their positions, bathed in white light. The setup is simple; drummer, guitarist, bassist, keyboard player and the lead singer. They’re all wearing tuxedos with bizarre and somewhat amusing blue and gold striped ties. A large LED screen is behind them, blazing a constantly fluctuating image of a Euran flag which exchanges with cartoonish images of the band dancing, making the film look like a brilliant and constantly moving piece of street art.

The music starts with the heavy and loud intro. The lead singer briefly takes a moment to step out and yell;

Eura's back motherfuckers!
Come on everybody, let's go!
Fucking jump!

The crowd can’t contain themselves. They’re going manic already, and anybody who says otherwise is a nonce. (OOC: D:<) Suddenly the intro fades and is replaced by a consistent drum segway for about ten seconds.

Kalosia,
Calusie,
Kishrael,
Nekoni,
Every country watch out ‘cos, I’m gonna,
I’m gonna…

Finally, the song kicks in with its signature guitar tune, and the vocalist, pulling the mic off its stand, moves to the edge of the stage.

Gonna shag your mother,
Shag shag your Crolacian mother,
I’m a Euran,
And she’s for me!

Shag your mother,
Shag shag your Gregory-stani mother,
I’m a Euran,
And she’s only thirty!

The lead guitarist takes over this part of the vocals. The crowd is so possessed by the catchy tune and superb bass line that they don’t seem to care about the seriously offensive nature of the lyrics.

She’s gagging, gagging for me and my ways,
Lymantatian mums are so good,
Left a stain on her jeans,
I’m a serial sexual fiend!

The lead vocalist storms straight back into the main lines.

Shag your mother,
Shag shag your Britonesian mother,
I’m a Euran,
And she’s for me!

Shag your mother,
Shag shag your Bojanese mother,
I’m a Euran,
And she’s this,
DICK!

The entire band goes into the instrumental chorus. A shout of ‘That’s right, with me!’ comes through the speakers and the crowd obey. It’s the lead guitarist egging them on to follow him into the next part, with intermittent support from the lead singer (in italics).

My wang, She’s moving up on my wang,
Her hand!
Holding her Luziycan cans,
Oh my hands!
Shagging her against a door,
The knob on the door!
Norrehavn mothers are sore!

At this point the lead singer is now holding the mic to his mouth with one hand, and holding out his arm forward with the other. He raised it up and down to measure the appropriate jumping levels of the crowd and whether it is good enough for their Euran superiors. He thinks it is as he continues to sing.

Shag your mother,
Shag shag your Dierdistani mother,
I’m a Euran,
And she’s for me!

Shag your mother,
Shag shag your Estenian mother,
I’m a Euran,
And she’s open till’ three!

The earlier instrumental chorus is repeated, and then there is a pause, a lull as the song slows down and the keyboard player does his bit. The clapping and stomping mounts before the guitarist finally bursts into a rip roaring solo effort for a good twenty seconds, and continues on with the song.

Time, time for a Lactatian ho,
After that my body must go,
If I’m to tap any more Kalosian ass,
Dat ass!
I always liked some sass,
I’ve fallen for that ass,
Fallen for that ass,
Fallen for that ass,
Because I’m smoother than, HITCH!

As the song approaches the end it crescendos, and the main vocal chorus repeats one more time.

Shag your mother,
Shag shag your single sexy international mother,
I’m a Euran,
And all your mothers,
Are,
For me!

With that, the song enters its closing notes and to rapturous applause and cheering, the lead singer pitches his microphone stand into the crowd and a Euran flag drops from the ceiling as numerous fireworks and smoke machines activate, shrouding the stage in smoky blue and gold manly glory. ‘I’d like to think we’ve shagged all of your mothers…goodnight Carrrrnnnissse!’ They storm off the stage, bowing before they go. As they leave, men in blue and gold jumpsuits, and proper men too, not like those blokes who dawdle around in the back bit of game stores with a trilby and a paedophiles longcoat...sorry, getting sidetracked here, anyway, they drag out this massive fucking ramp.

Riding up that ramp is famous Euran daredevil Roger McStorm, on a big arse motorbike screaming bloody murder. It flies into the sky, trailing a massive Euran flag behind it, revving as it falls, before landing on the camera mounting podium a hundred metres or so into the crowd. Miraculously avoiding damage because its an awesome Euran motorbike built with the finest Holdenberg steel and aluminum and plastics, it drives through the crowd, which parts to allow it through. It then goes all the way up to the commentators box, the driver gets off, storms in, shags the two most attractive women there and then leaves in a puff of smoke.

With that, the act ends. Except in the mind of everyone who saw it. Because they've just watched the big budget Euran wonder machine, and they will never forget it.

by **Yttribia** » Sat Aug 30, 2014 1:33 pm

28 Yttribia

Reserved

by **Dierdista** » Sat Aug 30, 2014 1:35 pm

WORLDVISION 33

Commentaries:

Dho Kippski - Sports commentator
Guyana Hrom - Dierdistan artist

by **Somstratzka** » Sat Aug 30, 2014 4:22 pm

29 - The Starx

Song: The Train

by **Britonisea** » Wed Sep 03, 2014 9:53 am

CHANNEL THREE- Not on BVC (Channel 2) as Regional Olympics and 9th Olympiad dominates.

Rest to come later

by **Kingsley Bedford** » Sun Sep 07, 2014 1:09 am

30. RESERVED FOR KINGSLEY BEDFORD

by **Henneswoods** » Sun Sep 07, 2014 8:43 pm

31. HENNESWOODS
In the End
L*VED

In the end I'm feeling like I've been wasting my time
In the end I'm asking if you saw all that I'd done

Summer bedrooms where we sweat out all our past falls
Taking comfort in the touches of a new chance
I knew it was doomed but I didn't go
I stuck around, I gave you time, I led you into me

But in the end
I wonder what I was thinking I would gain
Cos in the end
I put myself in danger once again

And nothing makes it right
Nothing makes it right
Nothing makes it right
Put myself in danger once again

It was too good
to not be in my head
What I felt was
Something that I don't think exists

In a musty record store, underneath a yellow bridge
Everywhere that we have been, nothing makes it right
Certain songs on shuffle play, turns of phrase and tones of voice
Everything reminding me, nothing makes it right

In the end
I wonder what I was thinking I would gain
Cos in the end
I put myself in danger once again

And nothing makes it right
Nothing makes it right
Nothing makes it right
Put myself in danger once again

When I gave you my heart, heart
I knew it would get broken, broken
When you told me it's fine, fine
I knew you would be wrong

When I gave you my heart, heart
I knew it would get broken, broken
When you told me it's fine, fine
I knew you would be wrong

In the end
I wonder what I was thinking I would gain
Cos in the end
I put myself in danger once again

And nothing makes it right
Nothing makes it right
Nothing makes it right
Put myself in danger once again

Yeah in the end
I wonder what I was thinking I would gain
Cos in the end
I put myself in danger once again

And nothing makes it right
Nothing makes it right
Nothing makes it right
Put myself in danger once again

by **Kalosia** » Wed Sep 10, 2014 2:30 pm

OOC: Unfortunately I never actually got to finish this entry. I blame being busy IRL.

32
Kalosia
Sport di l'eta (Summer Sport) — Dahlia
performed in Kalosian and English to the tune of Zaleilah by Mandinga

Sport di l'eta is the official song of the Kalosian delegation to the 9th edition of the Summer Olympics, held in the cities of Zube and Kytler Bay City in the Kytler Peninsulae. At the song's debut, it was presented simultaneously as that as well as the Kalosian entry to the 33rd edition of the WorldVision Song Contest, held in the city of Carnise in Ekoz.

There was a formation of 4 men (backing performers) in two lines each (with space in between). Another man, holding a giant Kalosian flag, was in front of the two lines (precisely, in front of the space between the two lines), and at the back (the same position as this 'flag bearer' but opposite), there was a man with a snare drum (attached to him as if he were from a marching band). They were all wearing this and were at the beginning of the runway, at the back of the stage.
Then the song started. While the man in the back drummed, they were all marching on the runway to the front of the stage, and after the drumming part stopped, the formation broke (orderly), with all the men turning back to the main stage while a woman was revealed to have been trapped in the middle. This was Dahlia. The men took off their clothes to reveal sportswear underneath, and quickly they set up nets.
(brackets indicate translation)

We’re playing in the sun
Venurël, unirël nuša! (Come, join us!)

Dahlia walks back to the men, who could be seen playing volleyball but then sings in front of the men rather than with.

L’eta venurët, vedro lë sol bello (Summer has arrived, I see the beautiful sun)
Ja enkontro faši fresk e nueva (I meet fresh and new faces)
[2 unfinished lines talking about how the singer likes to have fun with people]

The camera begins to hover around the men "playing" volleyball.

Let’s play under the sun, everyday, everybody
Feeling great today, everyday, everybody
Playing under the sun, everyday, everybody
And when I’m feeling down, it keeps me going on

The men dismantle the net and join Dahlia to do a dance number.

Ja vedro sport, sport di l’eta, e oǧi ǧotori (I see sport, summer sport, and players too)
[unfinished line, probably about sport]
Vedro lë campion su lë podium, il i medalia or (I see the champion on the podium, he has a gold medal)
[unfinished line talking about the 'champion' in the line before]

While Dahlia sings, the men bring a winner's podium.

Let’s play under the sun, everyday, everybody
Feeling great today, everyday, everybody
Playing under the sun, everyday, everybody
And when I’m feeling down, it keeps me going on

Dahlia gets on the podium, light's dim so that the spotlight is focused on her.

It will make you feel so happy
Like you’re dreaming, like you’re dreaming

Dahlia jumps off the podium the stands right in front of it. The men chant something in Kalosian, and at the climax of the song, just before the final chorus, one of the men does a backflip over Dahlia (using the podium to help him, similar to the French entry to Eurovision 2012). During the final chorus, Dahlia and the men continue dancing like before.

Let’s play under the sun, everyday, everybody
Feeling great today, everyday, everybody
Playing under the sun, everyday, everybody
And when I’m feeling down, it keeps me going on

Dahlia said "Thank you! Vivë Kalosia!" and promptly left the stage.

by **Zwangzug** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 10:17 am

33 - Zwangzug
Shawna Kail - Easily Now

Shawna Kail wears a green jacket over a white shirt and blue pants. The animation on-screen is that of several different apartment buildings and houses, all flickering back and forth so they rotate among many very different styles. All of them share the same layout in terms of relative positioning of the rooms--a kitchen on the right, a bedroom off to the left, with a bathroom above it, and a common living room in the middle. Every so often, lights will be projected down onto the stage, forming the corresponding outline of a house where the backup dancers also slide back and forth between rooms, slowly gesturing at each other across the distance.

You stepped inside
And I tried
To keep my cool so nothing would burn
You took a seat
Off your feet
And watched the lights, another day done

The dancers begin "in" the living room, at times running back and forth at each other, then turning and resuming the others' positions.

But I'll stay back
Make the plan
Till I rise up
Make my stand

And I won't go down easily now
No, I won't go down easily now.

The dancers separate, some towards the kitchen and some towards the bedroom, stiffening as they fall into ranks.

I changed my pace
Took my place
You watched the flames, you're just blowing smoke
Don't mind the chill
I know we will
Look back some day, call this a joke.

Now on the screen, ribbons of wind and flames make their way across the display, leaving ever-flickering house designs in their wake. One moment, the bedroom is a bare, minimalistic room contrasted with some ultra-futuristic gadgets in the kitchen. The next, the living room is crammed with sports fans' paraphernalia, and a virtual stream of water is gushing forth from the "upstairs" bathroom.

But I won't go down easily now
I've seen the way, I'll make it through somehow
Now I can't wait, I put my trust in you
So I'll stand up for all I thought I knew

Every so often, the dancers parade around the outside of the stage until they're once again staring at each other from opposite sides. The rooms continue to alternate; sometimes during the instrumental breaks it zooms out and it seems all of these belong to separate apartments within the same building, but more often than not it just goes back and forth. Here a wood-stove in the kitchen, there a bunk bed in the bedroom.

You broke the mold
For far too long
I was misled, I took the wrong part
So start again
Lay down the law
All I dammed up could melt and thaw

Now the furniture on-screen is shifting. The toilet is displaced to the living room, the refrigerator into the bedroom, and the dancers are leaping around the fuzzier projected images that start appearing on the floor in front of them. Shawna rarely moves, but every so often dodges out of the way of a beam of light that threatens to intercept her.

And then I'll know,
Watch it flow
And then I'll know
Where to go.

Fists unfold
Before we get too old
My hands extend
Shake with a friend

Finally, the dancers close in, pairing up as they meet from across the stage and spinning each other around.

But I won't go down easily now
I've seen the way, I'll make it through somehow
Now I can't wait, I put my trust in you
So I'll stand up for all I thought I knew

The screen shows an outdoors scene, now. A projected silhouette of Shawna walks down a quiet sidewalk, amid towering apartment buildings, towards a train station at the end of the block. Zooms up to gray wisps forming on the horizon. Maybe rainclouds. Maybe not.

by **The Sarian** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 1:44 pm

"Hello WorldVision, this is Chippenham calling - I'm Vidi! The results of The Sarian Jury and National Vote is in, this year the result is made up of 60% Jury and 40% National Vote - and I am delighted to say that we have had over 8 million people phone in and vote. The results for the first seven points are on the screen now.

7 Points	Gregoryisgodistan
6 Points	Bojanese Islands
5 Points	Kishrael
4 Points	Todlichebujoku
3 Points	Communist Quinntopia
2 Points	Mister X
1 Point	Missus X

And now for the big points - eight points from The Sarian go to The Jasmania Isles, well done! The ten points go to Eura and our maximum mark, 12 points are awarded to tonights hashtag hosts, Ekoz!

Thank you Carnise and good night!"

by **Vintomter** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 1:55 pm

"Good evening Carnise, this is Isbergern calling in with the results from Vintomter, the first seven points are now shown on your screen.

7 Points	Kishrael
6 Points	Ekozian Milea
5 Points	Todlichebujoku
4 Points	Eura
3 Points	Bojanese Islands
2 Points	Mister X
1 Point	The Jasminia Islands

And now, the eight points from the Vintomter voting are Ekoz! We have awarded Missus X our ten points, very fun! And our twelve points go to very good entry from The Sarian. Thank you Carnise, and we hope everyone has very good night!

by **North Britonisea** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 2:49 pm

"Hello WorldVision 33, Britonisea City calling. In the next 30 seconds I will announce the votes from the Jury and the public vote. 70% are the public votes and 30% are the Jury. Let's get down to business."

On your screen now is a list of nations who came 4th to 10th in our public vote

1 point- Eura. It didn't seem to go down too well as 35% of the vidwers complained about this.
2 points- Missus X- Very interesting performance.
3 points- Titaniumland- They deserved a higher mark, life goes on.
4 points- The Grand British Kingdom (Britonisea)- Good performance and best performance that they've produced. As we hate them, we will give them a 4.
5 points- Zwangzug- okay performance. I don't know why the got 5
6 points- Gregoryisgodistan- What we stand for. Just not the Greg is God bit.
7 points- Henneswood. The * in l*ved probably snatched them the 7 points. Good on them ay?

Big ones now.

Marvellous eight points go to...Ekoz. The hosts. Good performance again.
Big ten goes to... Mister X
Finally, moment of truth. 12 points to ... Boobs around, Lactatia. What nice milk.

Thanks Carnise. Thanks Ekoz."

by **Gregoryisgodistan** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 4:59 pm

"Good evening, ladies, gentlemen, and slaves. I am the Lord Your God, Lord Almighty Gregory, the subject of the hit song of ours at WorldVision. So now here are our points...."

"1 point to Vintometer because someone had to get it.
2 points for Luziyca for being one of only nine performances that didn't involve bad singing or stupid lyrics. You get the two points by default.
3 points to Lactatia for a funny, if weird, performance. I am laughing out loud LOLish.
4 points to Britonisea for being smart enough to kick North Britonisea out. That's your only worthwhile accomplishment.
5 points to North Britonisea, you little rebel.
6 points to Communist Quinntopia for a performance that in any other Worldvision would have gotten nothing from me.
7 points to The Sarian for being an above average performance. In this mediocre field, that gets six points. Sad.
8 Points for Missus X. We won't ban you unless you blaspheme me. Just remember I am the One True Lord!
10 Points to Mister X for reminding the multiverse that every human being, sapient pony, and talking fruit with a forbidden name that walks this Earth is my child. And for being funny. Where were the ducks though?
And finally, 12 points to Eura!!!!!!!!!!!! You managed to outevil The Ultimate Evil. I didn't think that was possible."

"And now, I am sure that the song dedicated to me is going to win. And then all the heathens will bow down to me and recognize me as their Lord and Savior! Good night infidels!"

by **Eura** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 5:31 pm

'Hello Worldvision, its Bastion calling! We've enjoyed this beautiful shitfest as thoroughly as you have I'm sure, and the voting intention of the Euran public is in; and the mood is optimistic here after the kind gifts of points shown by other nations so far! We appreciate your acclaim! Some really shocking acts were denounced by our voters, including the pretty morally reprehensible song from the nation of Kasanovakoratica, and whatever crap Lymantatia would've put out if they had the time. Now let's get on to what you're all waiting for, the scores.'

'1 point to...Vintomter, because they sung to the world...and to the tastes of whichever of our plebians voted for them, I'm sure.
2 points to...Ekoz, because any country that actually has to host this wank deserves some sympathy.
3 points to...Titaniumland, because their song is awful, but the singer is fit.
4 points to...The Ultimate Evil, because well, when you've got a country with that sort of name, its better to do business with them than become their enemies.
5 points to...Polkopia, because we all want to shag that blonde woman in the video Vera Brezhnev! Oh hold on a minute, I'm breaking the fourth wall. Oh well. 5 points to Polkopia!
6 points to...Kishrael, because Jewish physics is largely responsible for much cleaner sewage systems in Eura this century!
7 points to...Lactatia, for their pure ambition in trying to upstage our own antics. Good effort lads and, well, a very disturbed lad-ess.'

'And now, for the big scores. 8 points to...Luziyca, for upstaging the conventions of this vile excuse for a competition and holding a middle finger up to you all! Just like us!!'

'10 points to...the Sarian, for their rousing and patriotic anthem! We love that shit!'

'12 points to...Eura! Oh wait, hold on a minute. No wait, we can't...one second, I'm just talking to the director on our set here in Bastion...ok well, we can't do that, so 12 points to Gregoryisgodistan, the fucking nutters!'

by **Mister X** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 5:40 pm

Here are the votes from the Mister Xian televoting:

And it's goodnight from Thatcher City. COME ON FILIUS!

by **Missus X** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 5:48 pm

#GoodEveningCarniseWeEnjoyedUsingYourHashtagsTonight

#SoHereAreTheVotesFromMissusX

#Gregoryisgodistan, #1point
#Dierdista, #2points
#Eura, #3points
#Lactatia, #4points
#Lymantatia, #5points
#Luziyca, #6points
#EkozianMilea, #7points
#Polkopia, #8points
#KasanovaKoratica, #10points
#MisterX, #12points

#ThankYouVeryMuchEkoz

#ComeOnRick

#AndNowI'llBeThereForYou

#CreateALegacy

by **Titaniumland** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 9:30 pm

Our votes are presented by Vanessa Carlot, Name that Tune host.

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