Elfen High 2 (War OOC, Closed, Great rps are forged in fire)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Jeff: I spent the night learning arts and crafts from my cellmate, Chabo. Did you know that you can make an ashtray using only a cigarette and a snitch's forehead?
Andre: Yeah.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Nat, what are the common knowledge facts we've shared about dragons in the ICs before?

I'm creating something similar to your House of Jehovah where I explain how the dragons operate.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Nat, what are the common knowledge facts we've shared about dragons in the ICs before?

I'm creating something similar to your House of Jehovah where I explain how the dragons operate.

Everything about them, really.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Nat, what are the common knowledge facts we've shared about dragons in the ICs before?

I'm creating something similar to your House of Jehovah where I explain how the dragons operate.

Everything about them, really.

Good.

It's the Fae which we haven't told everything about.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Everything about them, really.

Good.

It's the Fae which we haven't told everything about.

No; not the backstory we only recently added.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Dragons

Dragons are old, ancient creatures. They stand for order, fighting against the chaotic Fae. This does not make them nice. No, the dragons are extremists spawned by a vast creature named Leviathan. Leviathan is the background of the Omniverse, intertwined with everything and everyone.

Long ago, at the beginning of the Omniverse, Leviathan came into being. It was, quite frankly, everything. It controlled everything there ever was. There was no free will - life lived, life bred, life died. It was a very dull time, when everything worked without fuss or emotion. Leviathan was like a program running, executing its task. It had a script and it went through the script, breath by breath, line by line. Leviathan created dragons from itself as creatures that would go to worlds and universes and use their telepathic fields to make sure the script worked.

Then the program encountered a bug. Suddenly, everything in the universe had free will. The script broke. Leviathan developed sentience as well, and suddenly realised that now everything was going off the rails. Now the Fae were also there, chaotic beings trying to spread the chaos while attempting to return the world to a world without logic or order.

The dragons changed into soldiers. They were already powerful beasts, capable of controlling others mentally and causing massive amounts of damage. But now they would also fight a war with the Fae, chasing them in the ever growing Omniverse. The dragons would put down roots in various worlds, using their immense telepathic fields to often create cults. (See the Las Vegas dragon in AWB). But the dragons are also sentient now, and some broke away from Leviathan's plans (see Alcatraz dragon in AWB as well).

I feel like there's more to say, but it slips me.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Man, The End Of Eternity is awesome. The stuff they're saying is balls-out insane and yet perfectly logical. >.>

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Man, The End Of Eternity is awesome. The stuff they're saying is balls-out insane and yet perfectly logical. >.>

Asimov does that.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Man, The End Of Eternity is awesome. The stuff they're saying is balls-out insane and yet perfectly logical. >.>

Asimov does that.

Yeah. It's why I like reading his stuff, after all. .

...But seriously, fucking paradox-talk.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Asimov does that.

Yeah. It's why I like reading his stuff, after all. .

...But seriously, fucking paradox-talk.

And now they're going back to insane deductions.

I love this guy.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Yeah. It's why I like reading his stuff, after all. .

...But seriously, fucking paradox-talk.

And now they're going back to insane deductions.

I love this guy.

Asimov had an interesting mind.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

And now they're going back to insane deductions.

I love this guy.

Asimov had an interesting mind.

Yup. Some of his short stories just up and blew mine.

Hell, some of his answers on Please Explain did, and that wasn't even fucking fiction.

[Agritum]

Apparently, Woody Allen molested his stepdaughter.

Seems like I'm going to have problems enjoying his movies.

[Nude East Ireland]

Humans

Homo sapiens sapiens. They're lone wolves in a universe of massive, Eldritch empires. Some use magic, others prefer simple weapons like tanks or anti-air guns. Humanity is new to the universal stage; if you don't count their service to the Egyptian gods, that is. Yes, since their birth humans have been fighting against forces much larger than them. First they fought the Fae while under the service of their gods; now they fight Angels, Demons, and all kinds of creatures under the service of humanity.

If one could find a single figurehead for the entire human race, it would likely fall under one of two men; Richard Sanchez is the head of the ISSR - humanity's international research and combat organisation, aimed at protecting mankind from the supernatural. He led the war effort against Azazel's empire, and is - despite numerous faults - still a total badass. The other man would be Aleister Crowley. Not the historical one, mind you, but the one who runs the Elfen High School. He's been around for eons, fighting one supernatural threat or another, keeping humanity safe for a long time.

Humanity is growing immensely since the Abrahamic War. One day, mankind might become a universal superpower. But no matter what happens, humans will always be known as the 'Craziest Fuckers God Shat Out'.

No, literally; humans are the sexual deviants of the Milky Way. There's a reason Crowley stuck around for centuries.

[Constaniana]

The newest "Vote now" ad is talking about Rush Limbaugh's polar vortex. Of all the people to be ice wizards, why does it have to be that fat jackass?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Humans

Homo sapiens sapiens. They're lone wolves in a universe of massive, Eldritch empires. Some use magic, others prefer simple weapons like tanks or anti-air guns. Humanity is new to the universal stage; if you don't count their service to the Egyptian gods, that is. Yes, since their birth humans have been fighting against forces much larger than them. First they fought the Fae while under the service of their gods; now they fight Angels, Demons, and all kinds of creatures under the service of humanity.

If one could find a single figurehead for the entire human race, it would likely fall under one of two men; Richard Sanchez is the head of the ISSR - humanity's international research and combat organisation, aimed at protecting mankind from the supernatural. He led the war effort against Azazel's empire, and is - despite numerous faults - still a total badass. The other man would be Aleister Crowley. Not the historical one, mind you, but the one who runs the Elfen High School. He's been around for eons, fighting one supernatural threat or another, keeping humanity safe for a long time.

Humanity is growing immensely since the Abrahamic War. One day, mankind might become a universal superpower. But no matter what happens, humans will always be known as the 'Craziest Fuckers God Shat Out'.

No, literally; humans are the sexual deviants of the Milky Way. There's a reason Crowley stuck around for centuries.

[Liriena]

Humans

Homo sapiens sapiens. They're lone wolves in a universe of massive, Eldritch empires. Some use magic, others prefer simple weapons like tanks or anti-air guns. Humanity is new to the universal stage; if you don't count their service to the Egyptian gods, that is. Yes, since their birth humans have been fighting against forces much larger than them. First they fought the Fae while under the service of their gods; now they fight Angels, Demons, and all kinds of creatures under the service of humanity.

If one could find a single figurehead for the entire human race, it would likely fall under one of two men; Richard Sanchez is the head of the ISSR - humanity's international research and combat organisation, aimed at protecting mankind from the supernatural. He led the war effort against Azazel's empire, and is - despite numerous faults - still a total badass. The other man would be Aleister Crowley. Not the historical one, mind you, but the one who runs the Elfen High School. He's been around for eons, fighting one supernatural threat or another, keeping humanity safe for a long time.

Humanity is growing immensely since the Abrahamic War. One day, mankind might become a universal superpower. But no matter what happens, humans will always be known as the 'Craziest Fuckers God Shat Out'.

No, literally; humans are the sexual deviants of the Milky Way. There's a reason Crowley stuck around for centuries.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Humans

Homo sapiens sapiens. They're lone wolves in a universe of massive, Eldritch empires. Some use magic, others prefer simple weapons like tanks or anti-air guns. Humanity is new to the universal stage; if you don't count their service to the Egyptian gods, that is. Yes, since their birth humans have been fighting against forces much larger than them. First they fought the Fae while under the service of their gods; now they fight Angels, Demons, and all kinds of creatures under the service of humanity.

If one could find a single figurehead for the entire human race, it would likely fall under one of two men; Richard Sanchez is the head of the ISSR - humanity's international research and combat organisation, aimed at protecting mankind from the supernatural. He led the war effort against Azazel's empire, and is - despite numerous faults - still a total badass. The other man would be Aleister Crowley. Not the historical one, mind you, but the one who runs the Elfen High School. He's been around for eons, fighting one supernatural threat or another, keeping humanity safe for a long time.

Humanity is growing immensely since the Abrahamic War. One day, mankind might become a universal superpower. But no matter what happens, humans will always be known as the 'Craziest Fuckers God Shat Out'.

No, literally; humans are the sexual deviants of the Milky Way. There's a reason Crowley stuck around for centuries.

Khan, start putting these in our much-neglected Bestiary.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Humans

Homo sapiens sapiens. They're lone wolves in a universe of massive, Eldritch empires. Some use magic, others prefer simple weapons like tanks or anti-air guns. Humanity is new to the universal stage; if you don't count their service to the Egyptian gods, that is. Yes, since their birth humans have been fighting against forces much larger than them. First they fought the Fae while under the service of their gods; now they fight Angels, Demons, and all kinds of creatures under the service of humanity.

If one could find a single figurehead for the entire human race, it would likely fall under one of two men; Richard Sanchez is the head of the ISSR - humanity's international research and combat organisation, aimed at protecting mankind from the supernatural. He led the war effort against Azazel's empire, and is - despite numerous faults - still a total badass. The other man would be Aleister Crowley. Not the historical one, mind you, but the one who runs the Elfen High School. He's been around for eons, fighting one supernatural threat or another, keeping humanity safe for a long time.

Humanity is growing immensely since the Abrahamic War. One day, mankind might become a universal superpower. But no matter what happens, humans will always be known as the 'Craziest Fuckers God Shat Out'.

No, literally; humans are the sexual deviants of the Milky Way. There's a reason Crowley stuck around for centuries.

Khan, start putting these in our much-neglected Bestiary.

Give me an hour.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

How much money does Jeff Winger have?

He's able to throw around a ton of it despite two years of unemployment.

[Nationstatelandsville]

How much money does Jeff Winger have?

He's able to throw around a ton of it despite two years of unemployment.

Jeff is more or less bankrupt at all times; but, given as he lives in a shitty little apartment and has no intentions of moving out anytime soon, he probably has a lot of spare cash. (Particularly when you have no debts, as I imagine he doesn't, given his prior salary.)

Besides, the Dean probably gives him a discount on tuition.

Why do I know all of that off the top of my head?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

How much money does Jeff Winger have?

He's able to throw around a ton of it despite two years of unemployment.

Jeff is more or less bankrupt at all times; but, given as he lives in a shitty little apartment and has no intentions of moving out anytime soon, he probably has a lot of spare cash. (Particularly when you have no debts, as I imagine he doesn't, given his prior salary.)

Besides, the Dean probably gives him a discount on tuition.

Why do I know all of that off the top of my head?

How many fingers am I holding up and, more importantly, are they still made of clay?

[Nationstatelandsville]

Jeff is more or less bankrupt at all times; but, given as he lives in a shitty little apartment and has no intentions of moving out anytime soon, he probably has a lot of spare cash. (Particularly when you have no debts, as I imagine he doesn't, given his prior salary.)

Besides, the Dean probably gives him a discount on tuition.

Why do I know all of that off the top of my head?

How many fingers am I holding up and, more importantly, are they still made of clay?

Ha!

Brown people don't have fingers.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.globescan.com/news_archives/ ... index.html

Interesting stuff.

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://www.globescan.com/news_archives/bbc06-3/index.html

Interesting stuff.

People dislike us?

Excellent.