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by Riojasia » Sat Aug 31, 2013 3:12 pm
What you just did, and thought was logical, was thoroughly coat yourself in gravy and run into the wolf habitat at the zoo.
by Southwick » Sat Aug 31, 2013 3:25 pm
by Alkoul » Sat Aug 31, 2013 3:25 pm
by Callumackbar » Sat Aug 31, 2013 3:59 pm
by Gregoryisgodistan » Sat Aug 31, 2013 5:36 pm
by Crystal Ponies » Sat Aug 31, 2013 5:57 pm
by Alitaba » Sat Aug 31, 2013 5:59 pm
by Vaugania » Sat Aug 31, 2013 6:08 pm
by Astograth » Sat Aug 31, 2013 6:10 pm
Group A Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Crystal Empire 2 2 0 0 3 0 +3 6
2 Marcos Dynamite 2 1 1 0 2 1 +1 4
3 San Jose Guayabal 2 1 0 1 2 3 −1 3
4 Myeeria 2 0 2 0 4 4 0 2
5 Tatras 2 0 1 1 4 5 −1 1
6 Picts 2 0 0 2 0 2 −2 0
Group B Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Rabbitomia 2 2 0 0 2 0 +2 6
2 Furellum 2 1 1 0 3 2 +1 4
Kavamkao 2 1 1 0 6 5 +1 4
4 Alitaba 2 0 1 1 0 1 −1 1
Olastor 2 0 1 1 3 4 −1 1
6 Above Your Pay Grade 2 0 0 2 4 6 −2 0
Group C Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Welsh Cowboy 2 2 0 0 8 2 +6 6
2 New Matawan 2 2 0 0 4 2 +2 6
3 Ellesmerus 2 1 0 1 2 2 0 3
4 Alkoul 2 1 0 1 3 5 −2 3
5 Leintalun 2 0 0 2 3 5 −2 0
6 Estado Livre 2 0 0 2 2 6 −4 0
Group D Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Callumackbar 2 2 0 0 5 0 +5 6
2 Åsløtten-Bëðerbørg så Česky 2 2 0 0 6 2 +4 6
3 Britanno 2 1 0 1 2 2 0 3
4 Haute Savoie 2 1 0 1 1 1 0 3
5 Evisceratomatoes 2 0 0 2 0 3 −3 0
6 Carialus 2 0 0 2 1 7 −6 0
by Southwick » Sat Aug 31, 2013 6:17 pm
by Riojasia » Sat Aug 31, 2013 6:47 pm
Rank Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 New Lonopolian Empire 1 1 0 0 2 0 +2 3
Riojasia 1 1 0 0 4 2 +2 3
3 Bypass814 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Szkvara 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
5 Gregoryisgodistan 1 0 0 1 2 4 −2 0
New Lowerlands 1 0 0 1 0 2 −2 0
What you just did, and thought was logical, was thoroughly coat yourself in gravy and run into the wolf habitat at the zoo.
by Kitsuneshima » Sat Aug 31, 2013 7:55 pm
Kitsuneshima
Costa Luna
by Kitsuneshima » Sat Aug 31, 2013 9:32 pm
I think it's an absolute disgrace that the ref's allowed such a goal to stand; it is clearly written down in the rulebook that play cannot proceed until the referee's made his way back or handed over control of the match to his assistants. There was clearly no such verbal transfer of control, and as such I'm standing by my opinion that the goal was wrongly allowed. Come on, the whistle wasn't even sounded; how can the match resume? As such, we will be making an official appeal to the authorities, and I believe that they will be able to right the wrongs that have been committed in today's match. We fully deserved three points, at least one; we were robbed of them by the referee's outlandish decisions that do not conform to the official rulebook.
by Marcos Dynamite » Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:06 pm
by Aslotten-Behtherborg sa Cesky » Sat Aug 31, 2013 11:26 pm
Mikkel: "Ursula, why don't you tell them about our vacation?"
Ursula: "Oh, yes, that's a great idea! Well, we went out to North Moravia, starting with Dagstad. It's right at the mountains and just absolutely lovely. We went to an outdoor art festival there with a lot of lovely pieces. There is a great future for this country in contemporary art, wouldn't you say?"
Mikkel: "Mmhmm, absolutely."
Ursula: "Anyways, after the festival and about 3 nights in Dagstad, we headed south to Olomouč. It's a fairly boring city, but we saw some friends of ours who just moved there from Ostrava and they were just wonderful. We went out to see that new movie Hexagonal Toads of the Turquoise Dimension, I think it was called, a lovely art house film by Sven Karlßon Jr. Have you folks seen it?"
Gunnar: *glares*
Ursula: "I guess not then, well anyways Olomouč was done after 3 more days, and then we went east to Vartöby where my cousins are, so we saw them there. Say, Hana, how's your sister doing? She lives out there, right?"
Hana: *nod*
Ursula: "Ok then. Well it was just absolutely lovely, lots of greenery and trees and some wonderful parks. They've really done a good job with that city after the violence of '97, oh how horrible that was. Do you remember that, dear?"
Mikkel: "Oh, absolutely. Horrible things."
Ursula: "Yes, not lovely at all. Anyways, that was the end of the trip. Di you folks go anywhere recently?"
Gunnar: *glares*
Ursula: "Nowhere at all? Not even a play or the park?"
Gunnar: "No travel."
Ursula: "Oh well that's a shame. Don't you folks get bored?"
Gunnar: "Better to be thought a bore and stay silent than talk about your life and confirm it."
Ursula: "Well that's not called for, we're just trying to share our travels."
Gunnar: *glares*
by Monozygotia » Sun Sep 01, 2013 12:10 am
Scrutinisation Office
Encrypted Report (Decrypted)
From: Agents Ghanix & Tsasix
Gordonopia City
To: Supervisors Chim & Chal
SO-16, Umturtannysser
Signature:
-1.3946164680e+0 1.4514852950e+0
1.4517997860e+0 4.6857787210e-3
1.2090807130e+0 2.0830315920e-1
1.2610305220e+0 -3.4213813060e-1
1.3955658510e+0 1.6820807850e+0
2.6560770020e+0 -6.7504032660e-1
-7.1327096820e-1 7.1959862060e-1
8.7640168170e-1 6.0165433640e-1
Operation Strange Priority (Baptism of Fire Foreign Tour)
Update 0.7749413379-01
READS:
Greetings Honourable Supervisors.
Update One will be short, forgive us, we have much to do to establish a buffer zone and secure quarantine for our glorious Monozygotes, as per orders.
The football team has arrived safely in Gordonopia City and we have established a private zone on the eighth floor of the Grüßehotel. (We had been reserved the ninth floor despite our instructions on booking. Tsasix suggests this was a problem with the internet and LateRooms.mz.com which is notoriously frail, especially when booking abroad. Ghanix is suspicious the hotel may have ulterior motives and could be compromised by Odd propagandists. We initiated protocol -1.5880146160e+5 from the security manual and complained bitterly until we were relocated to floor 8. We remain on high alert for infiltration from hotel management).
Inevitably the facility is full of Odd people as is common in foreign countries, we have managed to clear the floor and posted teams of SO-4 Heavy Operatives at each stairwell and lift. No one gets in or out without permission. The SO-4 team, led by Commanders Kachal & Kacham, report no difficulties in arriving in the city under cover as Monozygotic football supporters. They have secured the nearby safehouse, a pension called Glücklichehaus where off-duty SO-4s will reside.
The three goalkeepers Tzim, Etzil & Namilin have been accommodated at the Glücklichehaus under the supervision of the Office for Cross-Referencing the Odds. We have not established communication lines with the OXO Officers, Tzaj & Tzak, who travelled under separate arrangements with the three Odds and several other OXO guardians to ensure separation from the main squad. Whilst we see this as necessary for the morale of the team not to have mix with the dirty singletons, according to the wishes of the team managers and coaches, nevertheless we reiterate our concerns this increases the security exposure.
That said, Commanders Kachal & Kacham inform us that Glücklichehaus is fully secured and the twin owners enthusiastic students of twinculture.
Operational briefing of the first match will come under separate cover shortly, suffice to say here a successful operation in which the team got in and out with minimal fuss, and of course defeated the opposition. Although, from an entirely off-duty supporter point of view, a 2-1 win over some Partially Blind Odds seems a poor return. But then, we are humble SO-16 Agents, not football coaches. What do we know of the subtleties of this peculiar game?
Humble Attestations to Our Supervisors
All Hail The Double Government
Uphold The Glory & Purity of Twinculture for Evermore!
Ghanix & Tsasix
Agents SO-16
by United Gordonopia » Sun Sep 01, 2013 12:22 am
Rank Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Monozygotia 2 2 0 0 3 1 +2 6
2 Vaugania 2 1 1 0 8 4 +4 4
3 Patistan 2 1 0 1 2 1 +1 3
4 Kidlantis 2 1 0 1 1 2 −1 3
5 Partially Blind People 2 0 1 1 3 4 −1 1
6 Hardwinter 2 0 0 2 2 7 −5 0
Rank Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 New Lonopolian Empire 2 2 0 0 3 0 +3 6
2 Bypass814 2 1 1 0 4 2 +2 4
3 Riojasia 2 1 0 1 4 3 +1 3
4 Szkvara 2 0 2 0 1 1 0 2
5 Gregoryisgodistan 2 0 1 1 2 4 −2 1
6 New Lowerlands 2 0 0 2 1 5 −4 0
Rank Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 The Paradystopi Lymryk Isles 2 1 1 0 6 4 +2 4
2 Fiendish Snackers 2 1 1 0 6 5 +1 4
3 Colombian Britannia 2 1 0 1 8 5 +3 3
4 Southwick 2 0 2 0 5 5 0 2
5 Kitsuneshima 2 0 1 1 5 6 −1 1
6 Kingdom of Costa Luna 2 0 1 1 4 9 −5 1/pre]
Group H
Taijan 1–0 Theaoie
Safaari 0–1 Polkopia
Felinetopia 1–0 Tarrigan
[pre]Rank Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Polkopia 2 2 0 0 5 0 +5 6
2 Felinetopia 2 2 0 0 4 0 +4 6
3 Tarrigan 2 1 0 1 2 2 0 3
4 Taijan 2 1 0 1 1 3 −2 3
5 Safaari 2 0 0 2 1 3 −2 0
6 Theaoie 2 0 0 2 0 5 −5 0
by Patistan » Sun Sep 01, 2013 3:07 am
by Kitsuneshima » Sun Sep 01, 2013 3:55 am
Previous Acts - Toyota Kaori Arc
Act One - Jetting off to United Gordonopia!
by Polkopia » Sun Sep 01, 2013 4:46 am
by The Paradystopi Lymryk Isles » Sun Sep 01, 2013 6:03 am
Damn this feggle of Human construvention
My vure flipper, wrought namblier than one can mention
An escapol required
No longer I'll be exstryed
And compose prose of such discomboblosention
As I took to the field against Southwick.
Through my veins my blood did race so quick.
My first international melay (sic)
Ninety minutes to play
...
This stilted poem makes me sound like a prick.
I was a fool.
I was a fool.
Past tense.
by Gregoryisgodistan » Sun Sep 01, 2013 6:59 am
by Taijan » Sun Sep 01, 2013 7:14 am
Sangti wrote:...of all teams, why Taijan?
<taijan> I have no rivals
<SJG> Your fans sing "Three Little Birds"
by Furellum » Sun Sep 01, 2013 7:55 am
by Welsh Cowboy » Sun Sep 01, 2013 2:47 pm
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