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Postby Valanora » Sat Jul 20, 2013 10:02 am

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Group A
MD1: Jungle Strike FC (VIL) 6-0 Shaula (SCO), SC Cascadia (NFC) 2-0 AC Tamolaki (MKV)
MD2: AC Tamolaki (MKV) 1-0 Jungle Strike FC (VIL), SC Cascadia (NFC) 0-1 Shaula (SCO)
MD3: Jungle Strike FC (VIL) 3-0 SC Cascadia (NFC), AC Tamolaki (MKV) 0-2 Shaula (SCO)
MD4: Shaula (SCO) 0-4 Jungle Strike FC (VIL), AC Tamolaki (MKV) 2-0 SC Cascadia (NFC)
MD5: Jungle Strike FC (VIL) 2-0 AC Tamolaki (MKV), Shaula (SCO) 0-2 SC Cascadia (NFC)
MD6: SC Cascadia (NFC) 0-2 Jungle Strike FC (VIL), Shaula (SCO) 4-0 AC Tamolaki (MKV)

Ps Team                        P  W D  L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Jungle Strike FC (VIL) 6 5 0 1 17 1 +16 15
2 Shaula (SCO) 6 3 0 3 7 12 -5 9
3 SC Cascadia (NFC) 6 2 0 4 4 8 -4 6
4 AC Tamolaki (MKV) 6 2 0 4 3 10 -7 6


Group B
MD1: Raynor City United (VAL) 1-0 Woodward Townsmen (NDG), Medoria Löwen (COM) 5-3 Kericia City (KER)
MD2: Kericia City (KER) 0-2 Raynor City United (VAL), Medoria Löwen (COM) 1-1 Woodward Townsmen (NDG)
MD3: Raynor City United (VAL) 2-0 Medoria Löwen (COM), Kericia City (KER) 1-0 Woodward Townsmen (NDG)
MD4: Woodward Townsmen (NDG) 0-2 Raynor City United (VAL), Kericia City (KER) 1-3 Medoria Löwen (COM)
MD5: Raynor City United (VAL) 6-0 Kericia City (KER), Woodward Townsmen (NDG) 0-1 Medoria Löwen (COM)
MD6: Medoria Löwen (COM) 2-1 Raynor City United (VAL), Woodward Townsmen (NDG) 1-1 Kericia City (KER)

Ps Team                          P  W  D  L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Raynor City United (VAL) 6 5 0 1 14 2 +12 15
2 Medoria Löwen (COM) 6 4 1 1 12 8 +4 13
3 Kericia City (KER) 6 1 1 4 6 17 -11 4
4 Woodward Townsmen (NDG) 6 0 2 4 2 7 -5 2


Group C
MD1: Hondo FC (VAL) 2-1 FK Crevenea Zvezda (SVK), Móinéar an Glas Abartas (IND) 1-3 Mahraqat al-Juthathi (IBX)
MD2: Mahraqat al-Juthathi (IBX) 0-3 Hondo FC (VAL), Móinéar an Glas Abartas (IND) 2-3 FK Crevenea Zvezda (SVK)
MD3: Hondo FC (VAL) 6-0 Móinéar an Glas Abartas (IND), Mahraqat al-Juthathi (IBX) 1-0 FK Crevenea Zvezda (SVK)
MD4: FK Crevenea Zvezda (SVK) 0-6 Hondo FC (VAL), Mahraqat al-Juthathi (IBX) 0-1 Móinéar an Glas Abartas (IND)
MD5: Hondo FC (VAL) 4-0 Mahraqat al-Juthathi (IBX), FK Crevenea Zvezda (SVK) 0-1 Móinéar an Glas Abartas (IND)
MD6: Móinéar an Glas Abartas (IND) 0-4 Hondo FC (VAL), FK Crevenea Zvezda (SVK) 1-1 Mahraqat al-Juthathi (IBX)

Ps Team                               P  W D  L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Hondo FC (VAL) 6 6 0 0 25 1 +24 18
2 Mahraqat al-Juthathi (IBX) 6 2 1 3 5 10 -5 7
3 Móinéar an Glas Abartas (IND) 6 2 0 4 5 16 -11 6
4 FK Crevenea Zvezda (SVK) 6 1 1 4 5 13 -8 4


Group D
MD1: Milona-Lpaka (TUR) 5-2 FC Netanya (ICS), Cleveland (CNA) 1-1 Tangku (KOR)
MD2: Tangku (KOR) 0-5 Milona-Lpaka (TUR), Cleveland (CNA) 2-0 FC Netanya (ICS)
MD3: Milona-Lpaka (TUR) 6-1 Cleveland (CNA), Tangku (KOR) 2-1 FC Netanya (ICS)
MD4: FC Netanya (ICS) 0-5 Milona-Lpaka (TUR), Tangku (KOR) 1-3 Cleveland (CNA)
MD5: Milona-Lpaka (TUR) 6-2 Tangku (KOR), FC Netanya (ICS) 0-0 Cleveland (CNA)
MD6: Cleveland (CNA) 0-4 Milona-Lpaka (TUR), FC Netanya (ICS) 1-0 Tangku (KOR)

Ps Team                    P  W  D  L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Milona-Lpaka (TUR) 6 6 0 0 31 5 +26 18
2 Cleveland (CNA) 6 2 2 2 7 12 -5 8
3 FC Netanya (ICS) 6 1 1 4 4 14 -10 4
4 Tangku (KOR) 6 1 1 4 6 17 -11 4


Quarterfinals
ungle Strike FC (VIL) 0-1 Hondo FC (VAL)
Hondo FC (VAL) 0-2(1-2 agg) Jungle Strike FC (VIL)

Raynor City United (VAL) 1-0 Cleveland (CNA)
Cleveland (CNA) 0-1(0-2 agg) Raynor City United (VAL)

Medoria Lowen (COM) 0-3 Milona-Lpaka (TUR)
Milona-Lpaka (TUR) (6-0 agg)3-0 Medoria Lowen (COM)

Mahraqat al-Juthathi (IBX) 1-0 Shaula (SCO)
Shaula (SCO) 1-1(1-2 agg) Mahraqat al-Juthathi (IBX)

Semifinals
Jungle Strike FC (VIL) 0-0 Raynor City United (VAL)
Raynor City United (VAL) 1-1(1-1 agg)A Jungle Strike FC (VIL)

Milona-Lpaka (TUR) 4-0 Mahraqat al-Juthathi (IBX)
Mahraqat al-Juthathi (IBX) 0-3(0-7 agg) Milona-Lpaka (TUR)

Final
@ Cascadia Bank Stadium, 95x
Jungle Strike FC (VIL) 1-1(2-1 AET) Milona-Lpaka (TUR)
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Postby Earent » Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:17 am

4 Chords, 34 Matchdays
(Source. With thanks to Taeshan for inspiring the concept.)

1. Nithgard GU (beating Gultpyret)
We're in the first place!
The season's not old
But follow behind us
And we'll take the gold
We'll drop some more bombshells
Wherever we go.
We promise!

2. Brynag GU (losing to Brandith)
We just feel like the kingmakers
But there's lots of time to go.

3. Nithgard GU (beating Brandith)
You can be the foil to our shining brilliance
We can be the heroes, you can be the villains
We can have an armband, you can get red carded
You can go on offense while the goal is guarded

4. Ungalb Gultpyret (drawing with Brandith)
We're gonna concede more than fifty-five
And in the top flight, we might not survive
We're scoring what we can, but the defense can't take that much more.

5. Nithgard (beating Retatyn)
We're on the edge, the edge (etc.) of glory so we're fighting to the end with you.

6. Brynag GU (losing to Passkay GU)
That was a crazy game of football
We lost it all, we lost it all
But someday we'll be home again.
Like the second leg.
(They won the rematch.)

7. Ungalb Devsgrybe (losing to Brynag)
So we got beat, oh yes, we struggled lately
That's no excuse, though, for not acting stately
Listen to your coach, and avoid the distant beauties
We don't want them bringing their women cooties.

8. Ousteeble TU (losing to Deahpild)
Lost and insecure, we hate this dumb placement
Lying on the floor, by the basement.

9. Ousteeble TU (losing to Attereg)
We don't have to sprawl anymore, we're going to pick up the pace.
Could we just maybe get back in the survival chase?

10. Ungalb Parkatsee (drawing with Tratbongent)
Sure we're fifteenth, but what the heck
We're going to rise up to respect
Like a skyscraper.
Like a skyscraper!

11. Ousteeble TU (losing to Nithgard)
Come on athletes, I know you want to fight. Put some hunger in!
Show you want to win!

12. Stirvik TU (losing to Brynag)
We've been all around the world and we've seen it all.
So how do we get back again and again?

13. Brynag GU (losing to Deahpild)
We will finish last, that's cause we play like trash.
That's not what we really want to do.

14. Stirvik TU (beat Gultpyret)
It's fun that we just won 5-2.
We used to be awesome, true,
I guess it's deja vu.
Still third? This can't be true.

15. Nithgard GU (tied with Attereg)
We want to put down Raynor City
We sleep and dream of beating Surtsey
Our fantasies, wild like a jungle
We want to strike
Bring on international football!

16. Ungalb Tratbongent (losing to Numa)
If we don't go down...we'll stay longer...
Bring on each footballer...
So we won't be lonely...
So far from home?
(What? Deja vu, sure, but they were sixteenth at the time, and they did have to visit Attereg. That counts as far from home, for basically everyone.)

17. Ousteeble TU (losing to Parkatsee)
We're holding on for life
No matter what, we're halfway tonight
Although we still need to fight
We think we're gonna be alright.

18. Stirvik TU (beating Retatyn)
Up ahead is where we all want to be
Up ahead would fulfill our fantasy

19. Brynag TU (losing to Brandith)
In your heads we play like
Zombies, zombies, zombies.

20. Brandith GU (beating Nithgard)
With a thousand bribes and some alibis
Hit 'em right between the eyes.
And that's how we'll steal the prize.

21. Retatyn TU (beating Brynag)
Teams will always beat you.

22. Ungalb Gultpyret (losing to Tratbongent)
Every shot we fake, every move we make
Every single day, every time we play
We just slip away.

23. Brandith TU (beating Rogglebo)
Each time we have a quarrel
With stupid referees
Then we get so afraid
That they won't buy our pleas.

24. Brynag GU (drawing with Devsgrybe)
What a beautiful point we shall snag from this joint
A "Pearkin," not some "Bukiness."
And now that we've seen what it's like on the screen
We almost wish we could care less.

25. Perntav Marna GU (beating Brynag)
Pernt, pernt, pernt, pernt of...
(Hey, guys, are there any other monarchical terms floating around?)
(No, dude, we got rid of the monarchy years ago.)
(Yeah that sucked.)
(Too bad, really.)
(Oh well. We tried.)

26. Ungalb Tratbongent (drawing with Retatyn)
We want to stay
But we still need
A miner to find
Us down in fifteenth.

27. Nithgard GU (drawing with Munnerput)
That don't impress us much.
Sure you shut us out, but what's that worth as such?
Don't get us wrong yeah you put up a fight
But we're still on top, not the top-half's middle.

28. Nithgard GU (beating Ousteeble)
If we die young, then blame the mad science
But never say that we were just cursed.
We might send some shivers down spines,
Send them away, then, as a new chant rings out.

29. Ousteeble TU (drawing with Gultpyret)
When the yellow shines, we'll glare together
Yeah, we'll stick around forever
Said we always will defend
And it's clear we can drag things out till the end.

30. Stirvik TU (losing to Nithgard)
We used to rule the league
We'd keep rising without fatigue
Now in the morning we train alone
Since the city is all we own.

31. Stirvik TU (drawing with Gultpyret)
So we're caving in and we start to doubt.
We just don't know what to do.
Kaynd might become new stars, but our fate's writ large
When we tie with clubs like you.

32. Nithgard GU (losing to Attereg)
Now that you're midtable, you suddenly beat us
Now we're fighting somebody else, you think you can spoil this?

33. Stirvik TU (beating Brandith)
If we can rock that club
Then Nithgard's in our sights
We lit the scoreboard up
And got the win tonight!
Because we scored six goals,
Now it's seven, right,
We're gonna light it up
Bring on one last fight!

34. Nithgard GU (beating Rogglebo)
Rogglebo's defense is unforgettable
Black and blue, it let us stay top.
Stirvik's win was not enough, impossible, ooh!

Hey, yeah, okay, right, yeah, pose for your pictures, whatever, we got this.

(There's also a second division; Stephane Manion led Stivarnel back to the top flight, his compatriot Erich Seibich having transferred to Brayntel in the offseason. The Rithspin girls and women proved difficult to forget, for their own part, while Paysban's pink-and-green remained respectable.)
Pos/Team                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Nithgard GU 34 18 11 5 58 25 +33 65 Champions
2 Stirvik TU 34 19 6 9 66 38 +28 63
3 Atteregav Numa 34 18 8 8 44 27 +17 62
4 Munnerput TU 34 17 7 10 64 53 +11 58
5 Brandith GU 34 18 4 12 53 44 +9 58
6 Deahpild TU 34 16 5 13 71 60 +11 53
7 Rogglebo TU 34 15 8 11 37 36 +1 53
8 Brayntel TU 34 15 5 14 58 53 +5 50
9 Ungalb Devsgrybe 34 13 9 12 53 49 +4 48
10 Ungalb Parkatsee 34 13 9 12 41 41 0 48
11 Retatyn TU 34 12 10 12 47 48 −1 46
12 Attereg GU 34 13 7 14 52 54 −2 46
13 Perntav Marna TU 34 13 7 14 36 42 −6 46
14 Ousteeble TU 34 11 6 17 27 38 −11 39
15 Ungalb Tratbongent 34 10 7 17 18 32 −14 37
16 Ungalb Gultpyret 34 6 14 14 38 56 −18 32 Relegated
17 Passkay GU 34 7 7 20 28 52 −24 28 Relegated
18 Brynag GU 34 5 4 25 41 84 −43 19 Relegated


Pos/Team                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Stivarnel GU 34 20 7 7 77 55 +22 67 Champions/Promoted
2 Paysban TU 34 19 8 7 54 40 +14 65 Promoted
3 Rithspin TU 34 17 7 10 50 38 +12 58 Promoted
4 Hulbindan TU 34 17 6 11 49 33 +16 57
5 Brantslaybel TU 34 16 8 10 61 52 +9 56
6 Tinneret GU 34 15 10 9 60 56 +4 55
7 Diframz TU 34 15 8 11 90 87 +3 53
8 Buzhrumpus GU 34 16 4 14 80 66 +14 52
9 Ungalb Lodjban 34 15 4 15 70 59 +11 49
10 Ronthand TU 34 11 11 12 55 59 −4 44
11 Kolpuung GU 34 12 8 14 78 82 −4 44
12 Assertham TU 34 11 10 13 37 38 −1 43
13 Ungalb Impodel 34 12 6 16 64 69 −5 42
14 Divlayn TU 34 10 9 15 49 61 −12 39
15 Ungalb Fazhond 34 10 7 17 60 75 −15 37
16 Stroyfungul GU 34 9 8 17 55 70 −15 35 Relegated
17 Tendrekion GU 34 7 9 18 51 71 −20 30 Relegated
18 Breskelion GU 34 6 6 22 56 85 −29 24 Relegated


Promoted: Hepsint TU, Easbyl GU, Perntav Delint GU

Earent (EAR) qualifiers
Champions’ Cup 50: Nithgard GU, Stirvik TU
Globe Cup 47: Atteregav Numa, Munnerput TU, Brandith GU
Series B Champions’ Cup 47: Stivarnel GU, Paysban TU, Rithspin TU, Hulbindan TU

I can't take credit for all the ideas here--some of them are other people's but they've let me run with them.

All text is, ICly, in Earad, and transliteration retcons are likely at any time!

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Postby Northern Sunrise Islands » Sat Jul 20, 2013 2:02 pm

Pezcemá, Dua-Isla, Northern Sunrise Islands
Club House of Pezcemá Golden Magikarps


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While the Sunrisians were still in the fight for maybe qualifying to the Round of 16, important things were happening at the simple town of Pezcemá, not too many kilometers on north from one of the New Twin Cities, Citta Franca. The club of the Farf-populated city, Pezcemá Golden Magikarps had obtained a spot at the debuting Sunset League and now, the city folk were more focused than ever on who they were bringing to give the team some strength and more hope for a promotion.


The team most important step? Bringing Euran ex-player and forever cheater Grant Davis to bring some tactic power to the squad, hopefully enough to make the team stand out in a league characterized by many little town teams so that, in the future, the team could be facing the Matthew City Senators or the Selyne City Athenians on any given weekend. Eventually, Davis arrived at the Club House of Pezcemá, to analyze what team he was working with.

"So... this is the team I am working with?" asked Davis to Gândë Lîménõ, the most sympatic player at the squad, as he was in the bench while the starter 11 players of the team were playing against Flamengo from Barra e Janeiro in a friendly match. Sadly, with Flamengo being the cheating team that they are, the players were being trounced violently by them. "...They lack meat. Really."

"Meat?" asked Lîménõ, shocked at the violent style of playing that Flamengo used. "They WILL be lacking meat if the referee keeps acting like nothing happened!" Lîménõ left the bench, almost as a coach, to yell at the referee. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU ARE SO BLIND THAT IF YOU WERE AT STILWATER, YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SEE CARS BLOWING UP ALL THE TIME!"

"Hey, kid! Sit down." said the Euran coach, while the Farf reserve returned to the bench, still angered. "Anyways, shouldn't we have more players? These sixteen guys wouldn't even be able to endure the national tournament of Ark, let alone the Sunset League..."

"Oh, about that... We had a Sunrisian guy but he got in jail for vandalizing a statue and also we have some Farf players that are on loan from Project +90 but they are at Farfadillis for the World Cup, the President of the team said that we would have more players arriving throughtout the World Cup break but... we already are in course for the third matchday of the Cup of Harmony and the only guy we got currently from the outside market is Val Kylx from Slembana..."

"Kylx? Wasn't he in Royal Rumiatzi from Astograth?" asked Davis, while Lîménõ only nodded twice, while the coach was still mesmerized by that sudden newsflash. "...How the hell did this team sign up Kylx? And more important, how much has it costed?"

"Dunno. The president said that he costed a shiny Charizard statue for them to put in the front of their stadium, but I doubt that they couldn't pick it from someone else or something like that." answered the reserve midfielder, while shrugging. He then would look at the field again, only to see the referee giving a red card to Fer Nigóan for a rough tackle against Tiaguinho, a midfielder from Flamengo. "STUPID REFEREE. STUUUUPIIIID!"

"Then... where he is? Shouldn't he be around here?"

"I am afraid that this will not be possible." answered the President of the Club, saddened. "Well... Kylx was toying around with an Unown and..." the President revealed a Skitty in his hands. "...the Unown transformed him into a Skitty. We're not really sure how to fix this, the Unown fled after turning him into this."

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"Oh, the humanitypokémonity!"

DE PLACA
IT'S TIME! IT'S TIME!


SUNRISE LEAGUE
Athenians 2, the second coming? Bow down to the Punnies? Nobody expects the Lylatian Inquisition?

Some years ago, the Athenians were being promoted from the lower divisions, after a huge season in the Southern Conference and that was the year where their rise to the main divisions of Northern Sunrise Islands and... look a few years later... Yuba United couldn't beat them. Obviously, the favorites this season, the Selyne City Athenians are the most promising side. Only problem? Flip-flopping. Yeah, the Athenians aren't really the most consistent team all around, but they are the favorites. Besides, the whole Year of the Dragon mood of the city thanks to Ironhide being the big star of the title of the Athenians.

Meanwhile, there are other sides ready for battle. Lylat Starfox brought the signing of the season with Billy Shogun from Mangolana, which gives them a lot of credit, but doesn't really seems to say "We will win this!". How about the Mardi Lopunnies? They are looking for their fourth star and... let's face it, why not? The Old Twin Cities area has, aside from Selyne City, those other two, well-known to the rest of the world teams that shouldn't be ignored in this all around brawl. Matthew City Senators and Matthew City Rangers, two teams that already nailed a national league are now looking forward to the top once again. Besides, why would you be in the top division if you don't want to win a title? Well... Aside if your name is Brentwood Charizards, that is.

The middle of the league also has some teams that want to make surprises, like the Mabel Oilers, the Afonse Battalion, the San Jose Sharks, the Lynder Froslasses (or Frosslasses, because according to the owners of Lynder, "Having two different nicknames kicks behinds"), the Ninon Beart Reapers and the Neuville Scythers. Who knows? Maybe this season will have more surprises.

Talking about new stuff, this season has stuff that will be debuting (It's not the Sunrise League when things are not debuting, it seems.), as the Sunrisian football pyramid adds more levels to their structure with the Sunset League and their two divisions, Twilight (Not that, thanks a lot.) and Dusk. Also, the NSIFC adds the Sunrise League Junior, another option to the Sunrise League Development, where players can develop together with their original Junior club. The Sunrise League Development now has an international team, the Young Dragons (a minor team for the Chun-nan national squad) and this season could also be seeing the return of the NSI Cup, who was dropped originally for lack of sponsorship.

Also, talking about new things, DE PLACA would be welcoming the Slembanan legend Val Kylx to the Sunrisian pyramid as a player of the sixth-tier side Pezcemá Golden Magikarps, but given his current status as a Skitty, we would rather welcome him to the Pokémon Fighting Tournaments of Northern Sunrise Islands!

OTHER NEWS
> Hannah Alcouin from Ajeán AFC looks forward for the Sunrise League Junior: "Finally!"
> SBL: Play-offs will only start after the end of the Handball World Cup, Watanabe angry with players of Sangti blowing up their locker room
> Prima, the first child of La Déesse X
> Sunrise Quidditch League postponed due to Goffika's prank of spray-painting the only Quidditch field with the words "MCR ROX, PREPPIES SUX"
> SGFL goes bankrupt: League Comissioner wasted I$ 30mi with female escorts from Knuckia, "He was kinky"
> Princess Circuit: "Playing on bikinis for Summer Pre-Season is ridiculous" says the Players' Association

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Postby New Sideburn » Sat Jul 20, 2013 10:54 pm

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SEASON PREVIEW for the NEW SIDEBURN PREMIERSHIP 331


1 AFC Treason                46  30   3  13  64  41  +23  93  Champions
2 Sabrefell Moths 46 23 11 12 71 48 +23 80 Globe
3 Maximum City 46 22 9 15 45 41 +4 75 Globe

4 Sabrefell Athletic 46 21 11 14 69 56 +13 74
5 Brinemouth 46 20 12 14 53 45 +8 72
6 Southfell United 46 19 15 12 80 75 +5 72 Globe
7 AFC Integabad 46 20 11 15 57 49 +8 71
8 Crisisbless 46 19 13 14 63 49 +14 70
9 North Laithland 46 19 12 15 62 58 +4 69
10 Violence Chariots 46 20 9 17 57 60 -3 69
11 Parrhesia United 46 18 13 15 64 50 +14 67
12 AFC Raven River 46 19 9 18 64 59 +5 66
13 South Laithland 46 19 9 18 59 56 +3 66
14 Cranequin Wanderers 46 19 8 19 58 55 +3 65
15 Goodfeather FC 46 16 16 14 68 64 +4 64
16 Rhagant Schadenfreude 46 17 12 17 50 48 +2 63
17 Maximum Rovers 46 16 9 21 52 54 -2 57
18 Raging Fire Hares 46 14 13 19 34 46 -12 55
19 Leopolis Hatemongers 46 15 9 22 48 55 -7 54
20 Brookford Otters 46 14 12 20 42 61 -19 54
21 Newrook Democracy 46 15 7 24 59 69 -10 52 R
22 Chenoworth Rovers 46 10 14 22 34 62 -28 44 R
23 Dubstep Rangers 46 9 16 21 44 58 -14 43 R
24 Crisisbless United 46 6 11 29 41 79 -38 29 R


1 Corvette Maulers 46 24 14 8 75 42 +33 86 P
2 Valkyrja Hawks 46 25 10 11 59 33 +26 85 P
3 Iron City 46 23 9 14 52 33 +19 78 P
4 Franchise FC 46 21 9 16 59 50 +9 72 P

5 Forge Carpenters 46 18 17 11 44 30 +14 71
6 AFC Rochford 46 18 16 12 36 30 +6 70

1. AFC Treason
2. Sabrefell Moths
3. Brinemouth
4. Maximum City
5. Crisisbless
6. Sabrefell Athletic
7. North Laithland
8. Parrhesia United
9. Southfell United
10. Raven River
11. South Laithland
12. AFC Integabad
13. Maximum Rovers
14. Cranequin Wanderers
15. Violence Chariots
16. Corvette Maulers
17. Goodfeather FC
18. Brookford Otters
19. Valkyrja Hawks
20. Iron City
21. Leopolis Hatemongers
22. Raging Fire Hares
23. Rhagant Schadenfreude
24. Franchise FC

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Stadium: Foreign Ownership Stadium
Sponsor: Shady Oil Incorporated

LAST SEASON
League Table: 5th
Cup Run: Second Round
Player of the Year: Erica Kenney
Top Scorer: Dietmar Borussia (17)

A clumsy start to the season, but they managed to claw back a respectable finish. Still, their ambitious owners will be looking for more... much, much more. And that will have to start with a new manager.

THE GAFFER
Kyle Steelteeth left at the end of last season, citing a ‘hostile atmosphere’ with the owners. Nobody’s entirely certain who the new manager will be, but things seem to be hinting towards Lewis Keenan. Fan reactions; mixed.

STRENGTHS
They’re very tightly disciplined in defence and midfield. They’re all very professional, and move in a very tight, disciplined unit. Their passing is seamless. It’s hard to define the feeling, but they just seem incredibly well-drilled and disciplined.

WEAKNESSES
They lack depth in midfield; beyond their first choices, everyone else is very average, or nineteen years old. A lot of their squad is very old, too; captain Anna Cliving’s stated this is probably her last season.

TRANSFER NEWS
An active window, unsurprisingly. Maxwell von Maelstrom, promising 19-year old Echidnan midfielder, was signed from Halberdt United for 1.15 million. A similarly expensive move was made to secure Nouvel Ecossean striker Darren McFadden, for two and a half million. Isaac Thoughtful retired, as Chris Christon was called up from the reserves. Helga Brightwall, meanwhile, was let go on a free to Iron City. Centreback Andre Lopez comes in from Barunia’s Sea Lions, and Euran League veteran Jonny dos Santos is brought in as well; Max Whitewash and Clarice Tuxedo make way.
In summary, two superb forwards replace two average midfielders, a mediocre left-back is replaced by a Barunian national starter, and Christon’s already touted as bench-quality...

TRIVIA
The foreign buyout of Brinemouth happened five years ago. Immediate success was followed by occasional mediocrity, but it’s only since joining UICA that they’ve made a strong push for the highest echelon.

HOW DID OUR LAST PREDICTION BEAR OUT?
We said 6th. They beat that by one, but still failed to defend their Globe Cup place.

PREDICTION
3rd. They finally have the strikers necessary to really cement their place in the top three.
Manager: None (likely Lewis Keenan)
Asst. Manager: Olenna Rickards (presently interim manager)
Goalkeepers: 1 - Gavin Strain, 13 - Albert von Specta (Echidnation), 30 - Melissa Tightrope
Defenders: 2 - Markus Blakewell, 3 - Erica Kenney (Cassadaigua), 4 - Daniel Mask, 5 - Connor Shard, 15 - Andre Lopez (, 16 - Dean Smyrk, 22 - Gordon Heele, 29 - Tracy Findings
Midfielders: 6 - Phoebe Wrist, 8 - Anna Cliving, 11 - Keith Record, 16 - Ivan Rakewood, 17 - Luke Pigeon, 19 - Maxwell von Maelstrom (Echidnation), 20 - Paul Announce, 26 - Chris Christon
Forwards: 7 - Mycroft ‘Croft’ Drinkwater, 9 - Dietmar Borussia (Integristan), 10 - Jonny dos Santos (Swartaz), 12 - Clara Kegstand, 14 - Darren McFadden (Nouvel Ecosse), 18 - Luckifer Egress

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Stadium: The Ford
Sponsor: Permanent Military Surplus

LAST SEASON
League Table: 20th
Cup Run: Third Round
Player of the Year: Tarquin Haddings
Top Scorers: Edward Bard (12)

Brookford struggled all season, grinding to a halt as they lacked the cutting edge to pull themselves out of a relegation battle. It fell to grit and steel to drag them out of the situation they’d gotten themselves into... they made it, just.

THE GAFFER
Shane Gunsworthy turned a dispirited wreck of a team into a proud dying flame when they were at the foot of the table in 327. Since his four wins from seven in his brief reign that season, he’s lead them straight back up, then to a 10th placed finish. In high demand, but his loyalty is pretty damn solid.

STRENGTHS
The team lacks much in the way of individual talent, save for holding midfielder Tarquin Haddings, but they have incredible spirit and team chemistry. They weren’t able to fend off relegation on ability alone, but they showed real backbone to stay up.

WEAKNESSES
They had difficulties at both ends of the pitch this season, but a tendency to get utterly mullered lead them to a dismal goal difference, which did them no favours.

TRANSFER NEWS
Leighton Centrist left the club for Envy River for 500,000 pounds, and in his stead was signed Michael Keane from AFC Bundesburg, 400,000, and Nevwell Coates from Brenecian North Hall, 175,000. Bartholomew Phipps retires.

TRIVIA
Brookford is home to the native habitat of the Western Saltwater Otter, a particularly large and ferocious species of otter renowned for its ability to gang up on and murder sharks.

HOW DID OUR LAST PREDICTION BEAR OUT?
We thought they’d manage to seal their initial success with a solid 11th placed finish. We were wrong, however, and they struggled all season.

PREDICTION
18th. This season’s proved that their lack of depth can and will cost them, though they’ll still skirt relegation more or less comfortably.
Manager: Shane Gunsworthy
Asst. Manager: Martyn Shallows
Goalkeepers: 1 - Bruno Hawke, 18 - Johanna Waltz, 42 - Elena Ricks
Defenders: 2 - Dorian Brindle, 3 - Wilhelm Starkey (vc), 4 - Danny Gamble, 5 - Natasha Cornwall, 12 - Matthew Pillage, 17 - Mike Arneson, 23 - Lee Winters, 25 - Nevwell Coates (Brenecia)
Midfielders: 6 - Tarquin Haddings, 8 - Rachael Copper, 11 - Jonah Stubbs, 13 - Michael Keane, 20 - Marlon Berkeley (Brenecia), 22 - Flynn Parkour, 24 - Gabby Queanbeyan
Forwards: 7 - Garret Edwards, 9 - Edward Bard, 10 - Delicious Johnson, 15 - Brighton Kaywood

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Stadium: Westway Park
Sponsor: Vanity Pirate Radio

League Table: 1st (First Division)
Cup Run: Second Round
Player of the Year: Mark Scannell
Top Scorer: Konrad Evans (28)

Corvette totally deserved their rank as the best team in the First Division. They should take to the Premiership like a duck to water.

THE GAFFER
Emma Kighter used to be Constantine Bareknuckle’s assistant manager, but she’s certainly come out from under his shadow to assert her presence. Physically small and still very young, she’s had no playing experience and yet commands the full attention of her squad at the age of just 25. Remarkable.

STRENGTHS
They had a very smooth flow of play into attack, unmatched in the First Division. Also of note is their youth, and their pace.

WEAKNESSES
That said, the squad isn’t perfect. They could do with a stronger defence, and their tendency to mark high might prove naive and misjudged in the Premiership.

TRANSFER NEWS
While the side suffered two retirements, Roy Hennessey was signed from Creed United for four hundred thousand to compete with Clint Cale in goal. Current arrangement is Hennessey playing cup matches while Cale plays the league, but we’ll see how that pans out. Rickard Hooper returns from loan.

TRIVIA
Corvette is situated in Parrhesia, east of Vermillion. It’s a small city known for its pastries.

HOW DID OUR LAST PREDICTION BEAR OUT?
We agreed they were probably going to be promoted. Glad to see that one panned out.

PREDICTION
16th. Between Raven River and Newrook being astoundingly strong off the mark and the struggles of the Maximum Rovers, it’s really hard to figure out how a given Really Promising Team Of Young Lads will do in their first season.
Manager: Emma Kighter
Asst. Manager: Eloise Twist
Goalkeepers: 1 - Clint Cale, 12 - Roy Hennessey, 13 - Jake Glasgow
Defenders: 2 - Penny Seabrook, 3 - Aidan Brosque, 4 - Cheney Galloglass, 5 - Rickard Hooper, 6 - Anna Kitchener, 16 - Amanda Clough (c), 17 - Frank Tavish
Midfielders: 7 - Simon Bright, 8 - Cole Britton, 11 - Elaine Kayton, 18 - Gareth Chainer, 21 - Daniel Megson, 23 - Mark Scannell, 24 - Rick Dagless
Strikers: 9 - Nathan Shafter, 10 - Konrad Evans, 14 - Jacqui Fortress, 15 - Grant Savage, 20 - Aaron Layton

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Stadium: Ostrogoth Stadium
Sponsor: Voodoo Lounge

LAST SEASON
League Table: 14th
Cup Run: Third Round
Player of the Year: Catherine Sedgwick
Top Scorer: Catherine Sedgwick (22)

Cranequin still look comfortable in midtable. Disaster, however, struck when their star player, Cath Sedgwick, was traded to North Laithland. Hopefully the reinvested cash results in a stronger squad overall, as the central squad leaves a lot of room for improvement.

THE GAFFER
Larissa Garrotte still has an impressive command over her team to match her tactical nous. There’s no doubt as to who’s in charge, nor as to who should be in charge; the team seems to have complete confidence in the manager, and she’s earned it. There is no doubt in anyone’s mind that she can lead this team to safety yet again, and who knows where her aspirations might lead?

STRENGTHS
Cranequin managed the most possession (61.3% average) out of any club. This is at least partially because they’re one of the few clubs to give a damn, but the Pretty Little Triangles has been an insult they’ve adopted as a badge of pride. Anyway, at the end of the day, who can argue with results?

WEAKNESSES
Given that Sedgwick has been their leading scorer for three seasons on the go (and player of the year for four of the last five) it’ll be a totally different team with her gone. Who knows how this could affect their flow of play?

TRANSFER NEWS
They lost Cath Sedgwick, their best player. However, they’ve used the money very wisely indeed; Francesca Sadler comes in from AFC Treason, frustrated with being forced out of the starting lineup, and Matthias Hindenburg shores up their back line, an arrival from Leopolis. Meanwhile, Bonny Sherry’s imminent retirement (the end of the season) prompts the hire of Moira Gorrister from Raging Fire. The temporary flood of goalkeepers leaves fourth-choice Paddy Humble to be loaned out to East Laithland Harriers for the season. Gav Flynnan is brought up from the reserves, and their midfield is completed by the addition of Chafford winger Rush Bourke.

TRIVIA
The Wanderers were voted the Neutral’s Favourite in a ThreeFourThree magazine survey.

HOW DID OUR LAST PREDICTION BEAR OUT?
We were dead on.

PREDICTION
14th again. They’ve invested well, and their squad’s overall as strong as it was before.
Manager: Larissa Garrotte
Asst. Manager: Glyn Sorrows
Goalkeepers: 1 - Bonny Sherry (c), 18 - Gavin Supply, 20 - Moira Gorrister
Defenders: 2 - Brun Partridge, 3 - Jennifer Liste, 4 - Jack Armstrong (vc), 5 - Jemima ‘Jem’ Hague, 6 - Matthias Hindenburg, 15 - Alysia Claimant, 23 - Gregor Hustler, 25 - Daniel Bolt
Midfielder: 7 - Paula Restless, 11 - Patricia Endeavour, 12 - Maurice ‘Morry’ Lance, 13 - Rush Bourke (Brenecia), 19 - Viv Lowe, 22 - Louis Particular, 24 - Gav Flynnan
Strikers: 9 - Terra Harness, 10 - Francesca ‘Fran’ Sadler, 14 - Melissa Sanders, 16 - Byron Whitegrass, 17 - John Tumbler
Loaned Out: 28 - Paddy Humble

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Stadium: Nightmare Stadium
Sponsor: Bishops For Accountability

LAST SEASON
League Table: 8th
Cup Run: 4th
Player of the Year: Lucia Oakwood
Top Scorer: Alicia Scabbard (18)

Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Down to a dismal eighth, Crisisbless open the season without their star goalkeeper or defender, as Portia Thrift and Rook Harm have both left for distant pastures. Will Jess Mortlock be able to patch together a crippled squad, or will the club continue to flounder?

THE GAFFER
Jess Mortlock was groomed for command by Gethin Ramsey himself; such a woman cannot be underestimated. Yet she’s got a hell of a job ahead of her, and one has to wonder if a woman with literally no experience in a lead role can be trusted with such a momentous task... still, she’s seemed confident, and she’s definitely competent. Is she right for the job? The jury is out.

STRENGTHS
Well... in theory it’s their defence, but it’s now missing their two best players. They still have a very fine crop of midfielders who should be able to dominate a game with relative ease.

WEAKNESSES
Alicia Scabbard has lost her dynamic form, and she’s still the best striker they have by a distance. They’ve got to strengthen going forward. If they don’t, all they can do is pray Scabbard regains her old form.

TRANSFER NEWS
Mark Grayson, a promising young Vermillion Rage striker, arrives from Vermillion Rage, while Daniel Cromwell is brought in from Dubstep Rangers as an investment. Karl Finnan arrives from Teutonica to fill the defensive gaps, traded for veteran Margot Deadeye. Dean March returns home from Northern Union, a million pound transfer. Portia Thrift and Rook Harm left for Riverside, Saugeais and Egloskerry, Apox respectively.

TRIVIA
Crisisbless has only won the fourth-most Premiership titles, yet it’s won the most cups. It has also come runner-up in both Premiership and Cup more than any other club. As a result, they’ve adopted the nickname of ‘Chokers’; an insult from their rivals adopted as an affectionate nickname by the fans.

HOW DID OUR LAST PREDICTION BEAR OUT?
… Second.

PREDICTION
5th? It’s certainly hard to see them retake a UICA place, but another season like this seems to be a bit of a stretch.
Manager: Jess Mortlock
Asst. Manager: Jack Caitcheon
Goalkeepers: 1 - Phillip Strummer, 12 - Daniel Cromwell, 23 - Maxwell Cato
Defenders: 2 - Anna Shrike, 3 - Geoffrey Falconer, 4 - Helena Ritter (Echidnation), 5 - Karl Finnan, 17 - Gregory Argyle, 20 - Bran Tailor, 22 - Lucan Swifter
Midfielders: 6 - Lorelei Paine (c), 7 - Ashleigh ‘Ash’ Twining (Brenecia), 8 - Lucia Oakwood, 11 - Nathan Tremor, 15 - Dean March, 16 - Andrew Glamrock, 18 - Gordon Blossom, 21 - Hewitt Randall (Brenecia)
Strikers: 9 - Alicia Scabbard, 10 - Catherine Locklear, 13 - Lance Ring, 14 - Mark Grayson, 19 - Gretel Tallon

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Stadium: The Gridlock Grandstand
Sponsor: Moneyhand Industries

League Table: 4th (First Division)
Cup Run: Third Round
Player of the Year: Griff Reynolds
Top Scorer: Griff Reynolds, Bruce Palin (17)

Owned by a Brenecian steel tycoon, Franchise have somehow slid into fourth place. However, they suffer from many of the same problems as Crisisbless United, and relegation is likely.

THE GAFFER
Hew Irongut, once leader of Crisisbless in its prime, is back in a somewhat diminished state of affairs. Does he still have what it takes? Well, he lead a mediocre team by Division standards to fourth, but twentieth will be the number weighing more heavily on his mind this season.

STRENGTHS
They hold down midfield play well, you’ve got to give them that... and Tony Bailiff’s a good goalkeeper, a lot better than the First Division standard.

WEAKNESSES
They’re just … not very good, anywhere. Their forward line is particularly lacklustre.

TRANSFER NEWS
Belle Receipt joins from Maximum City and a striker, Bennett Hacken, from AFC Hackett. Nothing earth-shattering... the big spending was last season, only that was just to get them up to scratch. Still, Receipt’s their record signing.

TRIVIA
Victor Moneyhand runs and sponsors the club. The first Moneyhand, Rickard, changed his name from ‘Coward’ when he hit his fortune on the stock market.

HOW DID OUR LAST PREDICTION BEAR OUT?
Not well, because they’re... here. And really shouldn’t be.

PREDICTION
24th because they aren’t very good.
Manager: Hew Irongut
Asst. Manager: Malaga Lager
Goalkeepers: 1 - Tony Bailiff, 12 - Julian Bent, 16 - Elspeth Jagger
Defenders: 2 - Magda Bonn, 3 - Cate Smollett, 5 - Ellen Grinder, 6 - Piers Vance, 13 - Rick Foster, 15 - Jade Banner, 20 - Mark Gelding, 24 - Simon Wayland
Midfielders: 4 - Bruce Penfold (c), 7 - Simone Blake, 11 - Griff Reynolds, 14 - Ellis Faraway, 17 - Belle Receipt, 22 - Andrew Stones, 25 - Gale Banyard, 26 - Brooke Finch
Strikers: 8 - Bruce Palin, 10 - Mark Gosling, 18 - Bennett Hacken, 19 - George Farlane, 21 - Alberta Simony

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Stadium: Lowbridge Ground
Sponsor: Swansong Records

LAST SEASON
League Table: 15th
Cup Run: 6th
Player of the Year: Gareth Crowley
Top Scorer: John Beckett (19)

Goodfeather planted a boot firmly in the league, securing fifteenth and a great cup run to ensure that this time, everyone will stand up and take notice of them. An inactive transfer window? Granted. But there’s no reason to assume that Goodfeather will be any easier this time around...

THE GAFFER
‘Big Bess’ Lovett still holds the reigns, vowing to play attractive, quick football. Pass and move is the watchword. Her word is law in the camp, and the fans believe no other is fit to govern the club. Her journeyman history doesn’t worry them, however; she gave her word to stay at the least as long as the club stayed in the Premiership.

STRENGTHS
Massive power going forward, based on a packed midfield. Goodfeather can and will score on any day against any team any number of times.

WEAKNESSES
They can find themselves over-eager to go forward; the counter-attack tends to take them off-guard. They press high no matter the situation, and that tactical naivete has lead to lost points.

TRIVIA
Goodfeather are the only club who has made it to the Premiership and wears quartered shirts.

TRANSFER NEWS
Stephen Seward retired after a long and fruitful career entirely spent at Goodfeather... just long enough to see his son, Sebastian Seward, be brought up from the academy. Charles Spiral is hired by Forge Carpenters. They bid high for Cheney Bittencourt, but it fell through - their current crop will have to suffice.

HOW DID OUR LAST PREDICTION BEAR OUT?
16th, which they beat by one. So, pretty well.

PREDICTION
17th. Their transfer window fizzled out, in … probably the most active transfer window in the entire premiership’s history.
Manager: Bess Lovett
Asst. Manager: Rebecca Calais
Goalkeepers: 1 - Michelangelo ‘Mic’ Willans (Barunia), 21 - Sebastian ‘Seb’ Seward, 35 - Brendan Wrench
Defenders: 2 - Tyler Lovelock, 3 - Pete Goodwood, 5 - Meadow Knoll (vc), 6 - Rita Farlane, 17 - Jennifer Lamb (Brenecia), 23 - Patrick Mullet
Midfielders: 4 - Aaron Ganymede (c), 7 - Janeane Resent, 8 - Neil Morgan, 11 - Tony Lester, 12 - Matthew Charcoal, 13 - Gareth Crowley, 14 - Matt Renegade, 20 - Faith Piledriven, 22 - Mark Landless
Forwards: 9 - Wil Dresden, 10 - Petr Ruyter (Echidnation), 16 - John Beckett, 31 - Cate Touchwood

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Stadium: Hostile Welcome Park
Sponsor: Boot To The Face Athletic Supplies

League Table: 7th
Cup Run: Third Round
Player of the Year: Reinhard Bavaria
Top Scorer: Reinhard Bavaria (16)

Back to winning ways. The team may not be as strong as it once was, but it's staved off any fears of relegation, as well... which is more than can be said for their rivals, Leopolis.

THE GAFFER
Helmut Schreck knows how to get his team in shape and winning results. While not everyone thinks he deserves the job, he’s doing a lot with a team that most people are... sceptical of.

STRENGTHS
They have a strong sense of unity and discipline. It’s clear to anyone that this is probably the most well-drilled club in the league.

WEAKNESSES
The midfield is still a shaky area for them. Also, judging by their crashing out against the Sabrefell Moths a staggering 3-0 on penalties, they should probably practice their spot-kicks.

TRANSFER NEWS
A swap with AFC Raven River that benefits both parties; Bruce Morant leaves for Raven River in return for Rita Stand, neatly covering weaknesses in both sides. Cale Barker joins Chenoworth Rovers for 400,000.

TRIVIA
The Isles of Serenes Cup club competition matches the league and cup winners of New Sideburn, Brenecia, Echidnation, and both fully professional teams from Integristan; Integabad and Leopolis.

HOW DID OUR LAST PREDICTION BEAR OUT?
Well on the face of it, considering we said twelfth, not all that well. But I think that it at least got across the central message... they were going to improve after an awful 329.

PREDICTION
12th. They're just... not the side they used to be.
Manager: Helmut Schreck
Asst. Manager: Greta Kitsch
Goalkeepers: 1 - Rudi Stahl, 16 - Hilde Maschinengewehr, 23 - Penelope Morder
Defenders: 2 - Petra Schildkroete, 3 - Hermann Weisschmidt, 4 - Gregor Horvath, 5 - Helga Westerreich, 18 - Josef Fussballmacht, 22 - Feodore Teuton
Midfielders: 6 - Gerd Mannheim, 8 - Ulrich Rorschach, 11 - Helga Zeppelin, 12 - Matthias Richtig, 14 - Sabine Frettchen, 17 - Rita Stand, 20 - Barth Biermann (Echidnation)
Strikers: 7 - Theodore Fuchs, 9 - Ray Gatling (Brenecia), 10 - Reinhard Bavaria (c), 13 - Walter Hahn, 21 - Darlena Tasker (New Sideburn)

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Stadium: The Barricade
Sponsor: Fork You Up Cutlery

LAST SEASON
League Table: 3rd (First Division)
Cup Run: First Round
Player of the Year: Brooke Miller
Top Scorer: Gregory Carsley, Alexis Pryor (15)

Beckerman’s men come straight back up; deservedly, at that. Iron have made a full revival, and seem stronger than ever for a second shot at the Premiership.

THE GAFFER
Jake Beckerman took over after the side was relegated, and despite a lot of the team’s best talent (Dashwood, Steadwick, Trevelyan...) having been poached to move elsewhere, he’s totally rebuilt City to be arguably stronger than ever.

STRENGTHS
Yesteryear’s weathered veterans have been replaced with a new generation, fresh and ready to go. The side is largely in the prime of their life.

WEAKNESSES
Given that their best striker is in his late thirties and can’t start regularly, their most promising striker is from a backwater island with ruined infrastructure, and their others are decidedly mediocre, it is needless to say that Iron City have a certain shortage of strikers.

TRANSFER NEWS
Despite Marcus Anchus’ retirement, new blood is in the team; Helga Brightwall arrives on a free from Brinemouth, while young defender Troy Stamper cost 200k to poach from Chatswood.

TRIVIA
Iron is a city choked in heavy industry, remarkable for having the lowest unemployment and life expectancy in the entire country.

HOW DID OUR LAST PREDICTION BEAR OUT?
They were dark horses for promotion, but it’s not too shocking to see them reach third.

PREDICTION
20th. They’ll escape relegation, probably by clambering to the sacred 50-point mark on the last couple matchdays.
Manager: Jake Beckerman
Asst. Manager: David Tweedy
Goalkeepers: 1 - Greg Gregan, 19 - Jocasta Dowry, 20 - Gavin Barry
Defenders: 2 - Jenna Pale, 3 - Miranda Open, 4 - Luther Valiant, 5 - Jake Cloth, 6 - Elisabeth Sand, 15 - Chaz Crofter, 16 - Troy Stamper, 22 - Kate Brackett, 23 - Cale Distant
Midfielders: 8 - Mark Gladstone (c), 11 - Kieran Raffish, 12 - Casey Brind, 13 - Brooke Miller, 14 - Brandon Whyte, 18 - Darren Bridges
Strikers: 7 - Toni Alcatraz dos McBride, 9 - Gregory Carsley, 10 - Alexis Pryor, 16 - Aldous Huckerby, 21 - Helga Brightwall

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Stadium: Stadium of Sweat
Sponsor: Hard Drinks for Hard Men

LAST SEASON
League Table: 19th
Cup Run: Fourth Round
Player of the Year: Paul Kaiserslautern
Top Scorer: Kamilla Brandt (18)

Leopolis struggled to find their feet last season, on the backs of a sometimes shaky defence and a forward line reliant on a striker they no longer possess. Only time will tell if they’ll survive the season... we predict it’ll go right down to the wire. The Hatemongers, even without Brandt, are far from sunk.

THE GAFFER
Hans Blauweiler still has what it takes; his style of play fits the club, and he’s good at making it work.

STRENGTHS
A packed five-man defence is drilled not only to effectively shut down strikers but to shuttle the ball forward. Leopolis plays from the back, and they do so very effectively.

WEAKNESSES
The layer of talent is very thin in Leopolis; they really don’t have adequate replacements for most of their first team. Expect them, then, to weaken as the season goes on.

TRANSFER NEWS
The lone arrival is promising striker Benedict Schwarzschmidt from the academy; Kamilla Brandt and Matthias Hindenburg leave for Parrhesia United and Cranequin Wanderers respectively.

TRIVIA
Leopolis was the former capital of Integristan, before their Divine Emperor Integrity IV the Magnificent renamed the country and formed a city named after him. Integristan is a cultured, beautiful city. Leopolis is a shithole choked in heavy industry.

HOW DID OUR LAST PREDICTION BEAR OUT?
18th. So, not bad.

PREDICTION
21st. It’s close, but the new crop is very strong, and Iron will barely edge them out to safety.
Manager: Hans Blauweiler
Asst. Manager: Gertrude Augen
Goalkeepers: 1 - Gregor Rache, 13 - Niklaus Schicklgrueber, 23 - Alba Rubik
Defenders: 2 - Johan Oestermark (c), 3 - Johan Richart, 4 - Leopold Leichhardt, 5 - Uli Hoellerer, 6 - Albrecht Schwarz, 15 - Friedrich Kampf, 17 - Rupert Prinz, 21 - Hertha Tesla
Midfielders: 7 - Andrew Wright (New Sideburn), 8 - Bernhard Koerner, 10 - Paul Kaiserslautern, 11 - Barry Price (New Sideburn), 14 - Denise Shanker (New Sideburn), 18 - Bernd Lustig
Strikers: 9 - Nikolai Mocha, 12 - Birgit Eurosehen, 16 - Marko Doss, 17 - Linvoy Roy (Brenecia), 20 - Benedict Schwarzschmidt
The old ways were best!

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Stadium: The Foundation
Sponsor: Humble Pie and Chips

LAST SEASON
League Table: 3rd
Cup Run: Second Round
Player of the Year: Paolo Crewe
Top Scorers: Ninian Locksmith, Jack Radd (14)

Maximum City finally managed to see out a great season, start to finish. Despite a sometimes frustrating offense, they managed to get results where it counter, and 1-0ed their way to the Globe Cup.

THE GAFFER
Pearce Aimbot didn’t get here by playing pretty little triangles. His sides are direct in attack, disciplined in defence and tend to occupy the upper reaches of any given table.

STRENGTHS
City’s penchant for replacing strong positions with even stronger positions continues, the retirement of Maria Stout making way for Literally World Cup Standard defender Didier Bernard. Their defence in general will be the strongest in the entire league.

WEAKNESSES
They have a couple great midfielders, but it’s not as strong as it probably should be, and the strikers are still pretty mediocre overall.

TRANSFER NEWS
Former international and captain Maria Stout has retired. While Saugeais international Didier Bernard joins from Pays de Croix to fill the gap she leaves behind, Belle Receipt leaves for Franchise FC to be replaced by North Laithland’s Nathan Brass. Emmet Lapwing leaves for Envy River in his homeland of Brenecia; meanwhile, young, highly-rated Jack Tariff arrives from Crossroads Town. Perhaps a switch to 4-4-2 is in the wings... ?

TRIVIA
City’s traditional nickname is ‘the Smiths’, given the Foundation’s proximity to the great Maximum Steelworks.

HOW DID OUR LAST PREDICTION BEAR OUT?
It was entirely accurate, though sadly a misprint meant we claimed they’d manage sixth because they’d apparently lost Nihil again. … Come to think of it, that prediction was accurate (for when it had actually meant to be printed, aka the year before) too.

PREDICTION
4th, as Brinemouth’s just looking too strong to shake off this coming season. Still in with a shot of UICA, though; never count them out.
Manager: Pearce Aimbot
Asst. Manager: Lukas Nealon
Goalkeepers: 1 - Paolo Crewe, 24 - Thomas Wry, 25 - Eric Spinner
Defenders: 2 - Didier Bernard (Saugeais), 3 - Marion Delaney, 4 - Olga Nihil (c), 5 - Karley Vision, 6 - Karl Signature, 12 - Julian Groves, 19 - Willem Pennant, 22 - Markos Thames
Midfielders: 7 - Jack Radd, 8 - Cliff Heineken (Echidnation), 11 - Harold Barton, 14 - Carla Guilder (Brenecia), 15 - Nathan Brass, 18 - Wilbur Olive, 20 - Brady Topknot
Strikers: 9 - Ninian Locksmith, 10 - Lloyd Fortescue, 13 - Linda Matthews, 16 - Elaine Perish, 17 - Jack Tariff

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Stadium: King’s Hill
Sponsor: Slab of Pizza

LAST SEASON
League Table: 17th
Cup Run: Second Round
Player of the Year: Maddy MacKenna
Top Scorer: Daniel Canady (20)

The Maximum Rovers, who everyone thought would shine in the Premiership, did not make as strong a first impression as was hoped... in fact, their start to the season was distinctly stuttery. But they rallied behind captain and playmaker Maddy MacKenna, and managed an alright finish. Not bad, but not as good as they wanted, either. With a dormant transfer window, they’ll be relying on last year’s core to have gained some much-needed experience.

THE GAFFER
Reinhard Shale’s exciting, attractive brand of football has served the Rovers well, getting shots off without compromsing the defence. If the team has faults, none lie with the manager, who has near-universal approval amongst the fans.

STRENGTHS
The side’s strong and well-balanced, and mostly in the prime of their lives.

WEAKNESSES
Last year was, for the most part, the first year in the top tier for the players. They’re going to have to learn the Premiership’s tricks and turns fast, or it’ll cost them.

TRANSFER NEWS
The Rovers aren’t one of the richer sides out there, but they broke the bank on winger Catheline Harper. Also arriving is West Brinemouth’s defender, Jason Keller. Andrew Sharkey makes way, to the Leicard Crimewave for a pretty 500k.

TRIVIA
The Rovers represent the southeast of the city. Strangely, despite being historically weaker than City, they actually hold a narrow advantage in derby ties.

HOW DID OUR LAST PREDICTION BEAR OUT?
We thought they’d be just like Newrook and Raven River before them, and hit the ground running... but it was not to be.

PREDICTION
13th. We think they can improve from last season.
Manager: Reinhard Shale
Asst. Manager: Erica Brewer
Goalkeepers: 1 - Troy Ross (vc), 12 - Trish Banyard, 40 - Micah Thatch
Defenders: 2 - Bernhard ‘Bernd’ Luxembourg (Integristan), 3 - Ulrich ‘Uli’ Sepp (Integristan), 4 - Jason Keller, 5 - Fiona Price, 15 - Michael Tavish, 17 - Rick Kempe, 18 - Barry Ness, 22 - Gabriel Darling
Midfielders: 6 - Darren Heath, 7 - Charlie Waters, 8 - Bryan Bryant (Brenecia), 14 - Catheline Harper, 16 - Harriet Avery, 21 - Bertha Danton, 23 - Maddy MacKenna (c), 26 - Daniella Proof
Forwards: 9 - Harry Eagler, 10 - Leigh Fletcher, 13 - Daniel Canady, 19 - Delia Smitton

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Stadium: Laith Stadium
Sponsor: F.I.S.T. Wrestling

LAST SEASON
League Table: 9th
Cup Run: Second Round
Player of the Year: Matthew Conway
Top Scorer: Molly Keynes (19)

A seemingly lost season was salvaged by a late rally lead by a new manager. But they can’t keep explaining away these ‘seasons in transition’ much longer; Spike Turnbull, now that he has a full season to command, is going to have to get results.

THE GAFFER
Spike Turnbull’s record in the top leagues is brief but remarkable. Newrook Democracy’s first ever season in the Premiership lead them to tenth, and that Newrook squad was just a bunch of unproven youths with no good defenders or strikers. Now, with North Laithland, he has some real stars to call upon...

STRENGTHS
They are now easily the deepest squad in the league, admittedly a league that doesn’t care much for squad depth. Still, they should easily be affected least by injury;

WEAKNESSES
Once again it might be a concern that this team will have no idea how to play with each other.

TRANSFER NEWS
Lacklustrian duo Andi Maria and Bazinho join (Andi Maria makes permanent what was originally a half-season contract), Brenecian prodigy Jayce Pence signs on from Ox River for 800,000; given that she’s eighteen, that could be classed a long-term investment. The real bank-breakers are Elaine Candell for a million from relegated Dubstep Rangers and Catherine Sedgwick for 2,750,000. The obsolete and underwhelming Nathan Brass leaves, now at Maximum City for 650k.

TRIVIA
North Laithland are the first Premiership side to sign a Lacklustrian; centreback Andi Maria was loaned when Spike Turnbull became manager, and made six appearances in all.

HOW DID OUR LAST PREDICTION BEAR OUT?
We said 8th. Interestingly, they’ve finished ninth in league and second round of cup for two consecutive seasons...

PREDICTION
7th, though it’s hard to tell. This seems to be a really exciting new era, though.
Manager: Spike Turnbull
Asst. Manager: Megan Brimhurst
Goalkeepers: 1 - Kieron Nocturnal, 22 - Golden Rand, 23 - Mike Uncanny, 40 - Jayce Pence
Defenders: 2 - Jessica Loque, 3 - Jane Brewery, 4 - Magda Chartreuse (Brenecia), 5 - Lucy Martell, 18 - Melissa Friday, 19 - Andi Maria (Lacklustria), 21 - Richard Periadot, 24 - Mark Vegas
Midfielders: 6 - Mark Raptor, 7 - Catherine Sedgwick, 11 - Matthew Conway, 12 - Gaef Kirkland (Falconwhereveryouare), 13 - Aksel Svardasker (Hyskigland), 14 - Helena Upright, 16 - Locky Year, 20 - Richard Pestle, 26 - Elaine Candell
Strikers: 8 - Bror Helmensun (Hyskigland), 9 - Paddy Gannet, 10 - Brendan Dulcet, 15 - Molly Keynes, 17 - Ray Detroit, 25 - Bazinho

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Stadium: Parrhesia Arena
Sponsor: Military Surplus Transport

LAST SEASON
League Table: 11th
Cup Run: Fourth Round
Player of the Year: Eliza Flynning
Top Scorer: Moritz St. Hammond (20)

A wretched season for Parrhesia, who had aimed for UICA and landed in midtable, costing Edmund Agincourt his job. Now, they’ve got an axe to grind... but with a new manager unproven at these levels, Grant Beardsley in bad form and for the second year running the departure of the captain, hopes are muted at best.

THE GAFFER
Rachael Monroe, formerly of the Martella Jazz, was not most people’s first choice for the job... but when you note what she’s done with the limited resources available to her there, it really does make sense.

STRENGTHS
Parrhesia’s still strong at the pass-and-move game; their pass accuracy was the best in the league.

WEAKNESSES
Parrhesia’s dealing with a mid-life crisis. No captain, new manager for the first time in eleven years, best player out of form... it’s hard to see how they’ll react. Beyond that, the team’s either too old (Beardsley, Nihil, St. Hammond) or too young (Snowden, Flynning, Canter).

TRANSFER NEWS
Wilhelm Urquhart finds a new home at Sabrefell Athletic, Elspeth Earth at Westpyke. While Kamilla Brandt from Leopolis is a stunning signing, central midfielder Erin Camden is less than inspiring, and Asger Thrace was considered good... back in the Second Division.

TRIVIA
Helga Nihil is the sister of Olga, the Maximum City centreback with fifteen caps.

HOW DID OUR LAST PREDICTION BEAR OUT?
7th. ‘There’s no way they’ll lose their Top 10 form’, we said. ‘This is a new era,’ we said. Yeah... a new era insofar as Agincourt was sacked...

PREDICTION
8th. They’re good, and quality will shine through... but they’ll need the season just to recover.
Manager: Rachael Monroe
Asst. Manager: David Marque
Goalkeeper: 1 - Jason Canter, 25 - Aubry Malaise, 30 - Asger Thrace
Defenders: 2 - Kyle Deadlock, 3 - Lucia Fontaine, 4 - Lorraine Plymouth, 6 - Patricia Swan, 12 - Bryan Mustang, 20 - John Alabaster, 28 - Hector Rockwood
Midfielders: 5 - Helga Nihil, 8 - Grant Beardsley (c), 11 - Eleanor Pearce, 14 - Rutger Mackray, 16 - Oskar Panzerfaust (Integristan), 20 - Erin Camden (Brenecia), 24 - Brock Florentine
Strikers: 7 - Stephen Flood, 9 - Moritz St. Hammond, 10 - Eliza Flynning, 13 - Daniel Snowden, 15 - Mary Shallows, 17 - Kamilla Brandt (Integristan), 21 - Rita Barnett

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Stadium: The Stadium of True Men
Sponsor: Do You Want To Live Forever Homeopathy

LAST SEASON
League Table: 18th
Cup Run: Second Round
Player of the Year: Irpa Sjofndottir
Top Scorer: Igrid Olgerdsdottir, Aesa Fridsdottir (9)

Raging Fire survives by the skin of their teeth, after more anemic attacking and backs-to-the-wall defending. They’re still the team everyone wants to beat.

THE GAFFER
Eira Gerdsdottir, who retired from playing only recently, works her players to the bone and chooses as many players from her own academy as is possible.

STRENGTHS
They’re the fittest team in the league, and every one of them can run forever. They also very rarely give away fouls, which is... well, even given that you have to hack someone’s limbs off to get sent off in New Sideburn. It still helps.

WEAKNESSES
They’re awful in attack, having sold their best striker (again) for not fitting in with the team’s style (she wasn’t tall enough).

TRANSFER NEWS
Ingedottir left for Valkyrja Hawks, backup keeper Moira Gorrister for Cranequin. Replacements for both were brought out of the Raging Fire Academy; Frejndottir and Skjoldfridsdottir.

TRIVIA
Raging Fire is a frigid wasteland, the northernmost of the Isles of Serenes. The national animal, the Serenes Frost Hare, is a predator that hunts in packs of up to fifty at a time.

HOW DID OUR LAST PREDICTION BEAR OUT?
23rd. They survived, though, ready to make more bloodless clean sheets.

PREDICTION
22nd. I mean I know we’ve literally always said they’re going to get relegated but come on...
Manager: Eira Gerdsdottir
Asst. Manager: Ester Gretedottir
Goalkeepers: 1 - Thrud Hildsdottir, 30 - Sigrun Yifudottir, 40 - Hjalmdis Frejndottir
Defenders: 2 - Sigyn Gudrundottir, 3 - Hervor Aesudottir, 5 - Irpa Sjofndottir (c), 6 - Sigvor Svensdottir, 13 - Elga Ingveidsdottir, 19 - Skjoldfrid Rindsdottir, 20 - Jaime Prime (New Sideburn), 22 - Freyja Hjalmdisdottir
Midfielders: 4 - Asa Thorunsdottir, 7 - Gudrun Thyrasdottir, 8 - Magda Freyhvitdottir, 11 - Sigvor Ingudottir, 12 - Henrietta Larrikin (New Sideburn), 14 - Beth Control (New Sideburn), 15 - Sigrid Opera (New Sideburn), 16 - Tonya Brickhouse (New Sideburn), 17 - Aesa Fridsdottir
Strikers: 9 - Igrid Olgerdsdottir, 10 - Ilsa Habjorgdottir, 18 - Skjoldfrid Skjoldfridsdottir

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Stadium: Rookridge Arena
Sponsor: Petrolhead Radio

LAST SEASON
League Table: 12th
Cup Run: Fourth Round
Player of the Year: Barry Kearney
Top Scorer: Barry Kearney (27)

A midtable finish that sees the end of an era as legendary firebrand Constantine Bareknuckle leaves for foreign pastures. Now in the ring is Blake Lawless, commonly perceived as having failed Brenecia in the World Cup qualifiers... but after an extremely busy transfer window, who knows how things might pan out? Also they lost their best player. Which is bad.

THE GAFFER
Blake Lawless believed in youth and pace and pass-and-move. This did not work for Brenecia, though his departure was at least voluntary. Here, though, he might well have the tools at his disposal... and he’s got something to prove. You can never underestimate someone with a point to prove.

STRENGTHS
They’re good at... well, youth, pace and pass-and-move. They actually average the most yards covered in the entire league.

WEAKNESSES
While they’re strong all around the pitch, a general lack of top-tier experience is still evident. For almost the entire team, their first time in the Premiership was the two seasons ago when River were promoted.

TRANSFER NEWS
Probably the most active transfer window of any side, equalled only by North Laithland. Their best player, Barry Kearney, left for Royalwich in Saugeais. As the Harriers failed to make it back up, Brooke Forde’s loan was made permanent for 1.2 million, as expected. This left room for Rita Stand to be traded to Integabad for Brenecian defender Bruce Morant. Kurtis Fitzmarten, a former international before an erratic couple of seasons, was brought in for cheap from Athletic, who had found someone they preferred, and striker Cheney Bittencourt is signed on from the Martella Jazz. Capping off a good set of trades and transfers, the promising seventeen-year old winger Kylie Penrith is brought up from the academy.

TRIVIA
The Raven River runs through the centre of Sabrefell, from northwest to dead south. River’s home ground itself is situated on the eastern side of the Rookridge Bridge.

HOW DID OUR LAST PREDICTION BEAR OUT?
10th. Well... wasn’t far off.

PREDICTION
10th, again. Kearney can and has been replaced with all-around strength, and the defence is no longer a weak point for the team.
Manager: Blake Lawless (Brenecia)
Asst. Manager: Martyn Goodbrother
Goalkeepers: 1 - Lauren Brockhurst, 20 - Kurtis Fitzmarten, 23 - Henry Stringer
Defenders: 2 - Patrick Quinnan, 3 - Tara Marshall, 4 - Margaret Baines, 5 - Andrew Lake, 17 - Hugo Jacklin, 19 - Denis Charmer, 21 - Bruce Morant (Brenecia)
Midfielders: 6 - Leila Cayenne, 8 - Verity Vantage, 10 - Brooke Forde, 11 - Lara Galloway, 12 - Jonathan Sundry, 14 - Liz Poverty, 16 - Martin Castle, 22 - Kylie Penrith
Strikers: 7 - Nikita Reeve, 9 - Garrett Monaro, 13 - Brendan Drake (c), 15 - Cheney Bittencourt, 18 - Grace Elder

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Stadium: Man's Field
Sponsor: Loophole & Jeopardy, Legal Aid

LAST SEASON
League Table: 16th
Cup Run: Second Round
Player of the Year: Ella Bramwell
Top Scorer: Pearce Gainley (15)

A Rhagant side inspired by Ella Bramwell … just about survived, again. Things still look grim, with an aging squad aging even further, but you never know - they’re earning a reputation as escape artists.

THE GAFFER
Ruth Tungsten was fired after going the first eleven games winless. Enter Russ Reucassel, who used to work under her as an assistant but went on to manage the Leicard Crimewave. No sooner had he arrived, that the wins started coming, and Rhagant pulled themselves to a very workmanlike 16th.

STRENGTHS
The Schadenfreude team was picked largely for physical strength. There’s few teams that can beat Rhagant in a straight-up scrap, hence the chant; “Rhagant Schadenfreude, we play in the air”.

WEAKNESSES
They can be pretty easily dominated; possession is the lowest in the league.

TRANSFER NEWS
Midfielder Graham Mercer arrives from Crossroads Town, while Albrecht Sieben’s loan is secured from AFC Shale. Ella Bramwell’s still staying with the club until their relegation.

TRIVIA
‘The Rhagant Schadenfreude’ is actually a corruption of what was formerly the team of industrial northern city Rhagant and nearby town Schadenfreude. Other victims of such corruption are the Anslow Medication and the Leicard Crimewave; the Locksley Petty Theft, strangely, does indeed use ‘the Petty Theft’ as a nickname, and Orbital Bombardment’s name stems from a bombed-out fortress nearby.

HOW DID OUR LAST PREDICTION BEAR OUT?
22nd. Which... admittedly was looking a pretty good bet, the first quarter of the season.

PREDICTION
23rd; I mean, I hope they make it (who doesn’t?) but it’s frankly doubtful.
Manager: Ruth Tungsten
Asst. Manager: Tomas Bismuth
Goalkeepers: 1 - Emmeric Brownlow (c), 20 - Adam Gully, 21 - Todd Birch
Defenders: 2 - Merrick Tome, 3 - Chaz Delaware, 4 - Christine July, 5 - Lilina Desmond, 19 - David Mapp, 22 - Eleanor Chaser, 25 - Vince Pacer
Midfielders: 6 - Ella Bramwell, 7 - Kyle Towers, 8 - Dan Restraint, 11 - Darren Cray, 17 - Cassius Porcius (Muscle), 24 - Dacey Greening
Strikers: 9 - Pearce Gainley, 12 - Albrecht Sieben (Echidnation, loaned from AFC Shale), 13 - Clark Swain, 16 - Hannah Cayman, 18 - Brock Kitchener, 23 - Andrew Payman

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Stadium: The Last Stand
Sponsor: Ajax Motors

League Table: 4th
Cup Run: Runners-up
Player of the Year: Karelline Charmwell
Top Scorer: Warner Garfield (25)

Now without their most talented player or their captain, Athletic have required an expensive transfer window to try and get back in form. Will it work for them?

THE GAFFER
Darren Freepress is still manager; there’s not really much reason for him not to be. But has Athletic’s declining ability to contest the title been down to a weakening squad, or does the blame rest with him?

STRENGTHS
Athletic excel at the fast, direct pass-and-move game, linked up by playmakers Ironclad and Charmwell. Short passes are the lifeblood of the team, and often their opponents just can’t keep up.

WEAKNESSES
Their defence isn’t what it used to be, though bringing in Urquhart should help that. The team may also feel unsettled by the massive changes.

TRANSFER NEWS
Leaving for distant Sicoutamont is Darren Parrett, while captain Lukas Strongnesse retires for good, his career immortalised in trophy form. The inconsistent Kurtis Fitzmarten finds a home at Raven River, where hopefully he’ll be able to get his career back on track. Ted Aberforth, frustrated with a lack of first-team appearances, lets his contract lapse and is snapped up by Rhagant Schadenfreude. As for signings, Wilhelm Urquhart replaces Fitzmarten in goal, the fancied centreback Hadrian Belfast joins from the Chenoworth Harriers and Leyland Stallion’s brought in from Southfell United. Another defender, Rhys Bergman, is brought up from the academy. To make room, Grant Menthol is shipped off to Lotus Park. Also, there’s rumours that, in the event of Rhagant’s relegation, talismanic winger Ella Bramwell is going to take Athletic’s offers foremost...

TRIVIA
Athletic are traditionally associated with the military; the original side was set up by war veterans. Now it has fans across the entire East Sabrefell, though it’s centred around the Glencaster district in which the Last Stand was built.

HOW DID OUR LAST PREDICTION BEAR OUT?
We said fourth, they came fourth.

PREDICTION
With the massive shake-up of the entire squad? Sixth looks a closer bet this time, though they’re more likely to do better than worse.
Manager: Darren Freepress
Asst. Manager: Taylor Gavinport
Goalkeepers: 1 - Wilhelm Urquhart, 17 - Heather Ghast, 20 - Harry Grimm
Defenders: 2 - Lucan Brokeback, 3 - Hugh Grip, 4 - Kyle Renown, 5 - James Sleet, 6 - Pauline Outcast, 13 - Hadrian Belfast, 22 - Linda Blaze, 23 - Rhys Bergman
Midfielders: 8 - Judith Lyons, 10 - July Tenor, 11 - Sofia Waechter (Integristan), 12 - Pavel Ironclad, 14 - Karelline Charmwell, 19 - August Schiss
Strikers: 7 - Leyland Stallion, 9 - Helmut Eberhardt (Echidnation), 16 - Warner Garfield, 18 - Patrick Verdant, 21 - Meredith Orion

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Stadium: The Grand Ampitheatre
Sponsor: Alchemy Ale

LAST SEASON
League Table: 2nd
Cup Run: 3rd
Player of the Year: Cheney Rosewood
Top Scorer: Gerhard Thunder (29)

Short of the mark by a frankly alarming margin. Asger Stubbs’ last season saw the Moths taken by surprise by a dominant Treason. Second place is respectable, but they’ll want nothing short of victory this time around... and without a club legend.

THE GAFFER
Gareth Bournemouth is the most publically confident of the team. “Second place is nothing to cry about,” he told reporters. “It’s about picking ourselves up and doing better the next time around. I know the lads I have with me now can win... it’s a matter of getting the points on the day.”

STRENGTHS
Whether by their incisive central assault or through developed wing play, the Moths have the best attack in the league.

WEAKNESSES
The Moths are still quite patchy and uncertain in the centre of midfield. A rotation of Chalker/Scully/Canmore is good, but it really could be better.

TRANSFER NEWS
Change is the name of the game as Brenecian midfielder Bruce Canmore arrives from Scaffield, Dane Reagan and Clint Gallagher join the defence as the much-rated forward Rook Cathar and occasionally-noted goalkeeper Jacqui Ladd arrive from the academy. Asger Stubbs and Janna Ratling retire, Jack Comment leaves to join Sutreich and Chaz Deuce is the latest acquisition of the Mainstream Fist.

TRIVIA
The Moths are the signature side of western Sabrefell, traditionally supported by the working class. They boast, in the Camry Academy, the finest youth training facility in the country.

HOW DID OUR LAST PREDICTION BEAR OUT?
We thought they could make it three times in a row! But nobody saw Treason coming.

PREDICTION
It’ll be closer this time, but another silver medal.
Manager: Gareth Bournemouth
Asst. Manager: Matthias Bracken
Goalkeepers: 1 - Bryan Veldt, 20 - Jaclyn Maris, 25 - Jacqui Ladd
Defenders: 2 - Dane Reagan, 3 - Sirius Pride, 4 - Diana Webber, 5 - Evan Brisk, 13 - Leila Corvette, 18 - Mat Proof, 19 - Clint Gallagher, 21 - James Yorke, 23 - Tara Dante
Midfielders: 6 - Jocelyn Scully, 10 - Roy Chalker, 11 - Cheney Rosewood, 12 - Bruce Canmore, 14 - James Macbeth, 16 - Stephen Scalder, 17 - Roslin Grey, 22 - Penelope Midstreet
Strikers: 7 - Gerhard Thunder, 8 - Vanessa Crane, 9 - Karma Lazuli, 15 - Markus Swyft, 24 - Rook Cathar

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Stadium: St. Rolph's Arena
Sponsor: The Commonbank

League Table: 13th
Cup Run: Third Round
Player of the Year: Samantha Allbeck
Top Scorer: Chris Muscat (18)

South Laithland looked within spitting distance of a UICA finish, but faltered at the finish to slump to 13th. Respectable, but after a transfer window many have found controversial, who knows where they’ll finish?

THE GAFFER
Andreas Krieg holds the reins, and he’s been getting solid but unremarkable results with a solid but unremarkable squad. Time for a change? Some would say so, but he’s not done badly, either. He’s got a canny eye for transfers, too.

STRENGTHS
A flooded five-man midfield now has the star power in Flaccus needed to really dominate in the centre of the park. They might even have one of the best midfields in the league.

WEAKNESSES
Traditionally they’ve had weak strikers, but of late they’ve done well to shore up the situation; Muscat and Timbre will work well, in theory. Still, it’s an area to look out for.

TRANSFER NEWS
While their best player, Samantha Allbeck, left for AFC Treason after originally being talked into a contract extension, they’ve signed one of every outfield position with the profits. Chris Muscat will appreciate the support of Chariots veteran Ruth Timbre up front, Karla Batten is coaxed from Forge Carpenters for 500k and in the most controversial signing of the window, Josephus Flaccus arrives for the midfield. Yes, the Saintlander.

TRIVIA
South Laithland’s nickname is ‘the Southrons’ or just ‘the South’. The exotic names are saved for North Laithland, known occasionally as ‘the Spiders’, after the dire leaping spiders native to the Laith.

HOW DID OUR LAST PREDICTION BEAR OUT?
17th, we claimed. We were exasperated at how often they totally collapsed for half the season. Good to see that they didn’t disappoint, falling seven places in the last eleven matches...

PREDICTION
11th. Despite the loss of Allbeck, they’ve strengthened in other positions, and they did well enough this season to build on it.
Manager: Andreas Krieg (Echidnation)
Asst. Manager: Bertha Hund (Echidnation)
Goalkeepers: 1 - Damian Shrewe, 18 - Reece Benedict, 25 - Flint Cole
Defenders: 2 - Morgan Cheswick (c), 3 - Gregor Mayhew, 5 - Clara Drummond (Brenecia), 20 - Leila Pryde, 22 - Karla Batten, 23 - Jaime Widowes
Midfielders: 4 - Jane Dreary, 6 - Vivian Blonde, 7 - Bruno Soprano, 8 - Luke Dashwood, 11 - Paddy Vagabond, 12 - Ayn Tusk, 15 - Paul Cedar, 16 - Otto Symbol, 17 - Josephus Flaccus (Saintland)
Strikers: 9 - Arturo Nightclub, 10 - Bryce Vandal, 13 - Bill Montague, 14 - Chris Muscat, 19 - Ruth Timbre, 21 - Johnny Strangler

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Stadium: Lost Cause Stadium
Sponsor: Bear Wrestler Tailoring

LAST SEASON
League Table: 6th
Cup Run: Winners
Player of the Year: Leyland Stallion
Top Scorers: Leyland Stallion (26)

Southfell rallied to a stunning finish, top Six in the league and snatching victory in the cup. As a result, they’re up for their first UICA season... exciting times ahead for Bridget Lastgasp’s side.

THE GAFFER
She has her critics, but nobody can deny that it was Bridget Lastgasp who got the team up here, and playing attractive football at that.

STRENGTHS
They’ve mastered the pass-and-move game; they’re in the top five for passing accuracy, number of passes, possession and yards covered in the entire league.

WEAKNESSES
They’re still pretty weak to counter-attacks, with the 3-5-2. 75 goals conceded, despite hiring a new keeper and defender? Cabriolet’s a decent keeper with support, but he just hasn’t been getting it from this back line.

TRANSFER NEWS
Stallion was bought by Sabrefell Athletic for a scant 1.2 million; it was the last year of his contract. While Robert Keen retired at 32 (he was very prone to injury last season) and Daniel Trevelyan at 36, Jack Prussia and Daniel Brookwood were drafted into the midfield.

TRIVIA
Southfell’s generally agreed-upon nickname is ‘the Tanners’; its stadium is built two streets away from the major leatherworking industry of the nation, and smells... interesting, as a result. Leading to their other nickname, ‘the Tramps’.

HOW DID OUR LAST PREDICTION BEAR OUT?
9th, so... not far off, we thought they’d get back to old form.

PREDICTION
9th again. 330 was an undershot of the average... this year’s just an overshot, that’s all. They’re more likely to backslide then do better, especially without Stallion.
Manager: Bridget Lastgasp
Asst. Manager: Rick Stemford
Goalkeeper: 1 - Lachlan Spyder, 18 - Elliot Cabriolet, 21 - Lewis Whitlam
Defenders: 2 - Taylor Argyle, 3 - Geoff Butcher, 4 - Daniel Bryton, 5 - Lance Buck (vc), 23 - Victor Glass, 25 - Cedric Stock
Midfielders: 7 - Gail Vermont, 11 - Olenna Daytona, 12 - Malicia Drake (c), 13 - Gareth Cress, 15 - Jon Pace, 16 - Diego Jackknife, 20 - Jack Prussia, 22 - Daniel Brookwood
Strikers: 8 - Jack Torch, 9 - Roger Steed, 10 - Rudolf Blake, 19 - Jenna Signet

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Stadium: Treason's Triumph
Sponsor: Lockdale Locksmiths

LAST SEASON
League Table: 1st
Cup Run: Third Round
Player of the Year: Cathy Stokes
Top Scorer: Tara Lockdown (25)

Treason, just as the good times seemed to have come to an end, came out of nowhere to win the championship and return to glory. All over the pitch, they have massive talent to draw on, with one of the best managers in Esportiva. Can they defend their title? After last season’s domination, anything seems possible... but this just might go right down to the wire.

THE GAFFER
Jon Slatesaver took up the banner of direct football, but did so the Sideburn way - short passes and rapid movement. This well-drilled team may not be as star-studded as some of their rivals, but Slatesaver can drive superb performance from them.

STRENGTHS
The team is well-rounded, but defensively superb in particular. Kendall and Waters aren’t stunning centrebacks individually, but as a pairing they play off each other wonderfully, and both Stokes and Allbeck play for their national sides.

WEAKNESSES
There are none. The team is eerily competent through to the reserves. Well... they could do with a third good striker.

TRANSFER NEWS
Dacia Mountain retired, and Fran Sadler left for Cranequin Wanderers, hoping to find some first-team action. Enter replacement striker Lily Schindler and much-tipped goalkeeper Joscelyn Kay, while Brenecian international Sam Allbeck is coaxed from South Laithland.

TRIVIA
Treason’s only nickname of note is ‘the Hoops’. They’ve had a dominant effect on Treason; there’s relatively few other sides in the city.

HOW DID OUR LAST PREDICTION BEAR OUT?
5th! Nobody saw this revitalisation coming!

PREDICTION
They’ll be champions again, though by a slimmer margin this time.
Manager: Jon Slatesaver
Asst. Manager: Duncan Reeds
Goalkeepers: 1 - James Turnscrew, 20 - Merrick Tassel, 23 - Joscelyn ‘Joss’ Kay
Defenders: 2 - Grant Tasker, 3 - Cathy Stokes, 4 - Jack Sprinte, 5 - Ray Waters, 17 - Derek Kendall, 19 - Igor Myrtle, 22 - Jaime Bylake, 26 - Samantha ‘Sam’ Allbeck
Midfielders: 6 - Leigh Verse, 7 - Morraine Sands, 8 - Chase Wingett, 11 - Lena Broker, 13 - Logan Byron, 15 - Ash Byrne, 16 - Benedict Clay, 18 - Winona Harrowgate
Forwards: 9 - Bruce Payne, 10 - Lily Schindler, 12 - Tara Lockdown, 29 - Kyle Lawrence

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Stadium: The Aviary
Sponsor: Suplex Salad

LAST SEASON
League Table: 2nd (First Division)
Cup Run: First Round
Player of the Year: Franca Eldridge
Top Scorer: Ryan Shipwright (18)

Victory to Valkyrja, as the Hawks swept their opponents to secure second handily. They’re the complete package, with an experienced squad and a superb midfield. The question is, after being brutally put down in the 328 season, will they get stage fright?

THE GAFFER
Jeorge Hawthorne was hired at the start of the 329 season, immediately stabilised the club and pressed hard for promotion, only narrowly losing out. WIth a significantly repaired squad, the push succeeded his second time around. He’s never managed at the Premiership level, but there’s a first time for everyone...

STRENGTHS
Valkyrja excel at the possession game, having a strong five-man midfield that can just bleed the life and momentum out of teams. They tend to shut down enemy momentum with stunning skill.

WEAKNESSES
They’re a distinctly aging squad; that’ll do them no favours. They also lack depth beneath the starting eleven; injury could severely cost them.

TRANSFER NEWS
In comes John Dollen from Leicard and, in more budget-breaking news, Helga Rus from the Sutreich Crusade; a record signing of one million pounds. Igrene Ingedottir was brought in from the Hares to compete with Ryan Shipwright as a centre-forward, to compensate for the loss of Jack Forrester to Forge Carpenters.

TRIVIA
The ‘Valkyrja’ Hawks haven’t been in Valkyrja (which is in Sakusa) for thirty-eight years; it’s an artifact name. The team moved to Coret in 293, and has stayed at the Aviary since.

HOW DID OUR LAST PREDICTION BEAR OUT?
We thought they’d take the title! But we weren’t out by much, not at all.

PREDICTION
19th, which is low, granted, but it's hard to see them go down.
Manager: Jeorge Hawthorne
Asst. Manager: Jamie Yewtree
Goalkeepers: 1 - Claire Antioch, 15 - Trent Lathe, 23 - Bret Faulkner
Defenders: 2 - Daniella Crayberry, 3 - Anders Standard, 5 - Carlo Lines, 12 - Vance Thrace, 16 - Jane Thermos, 17 - John Dollen, 22 - Flavius Hostilius (Muscle)
Midfielders: 4 - Franca Eldridge (c), 6 - Matthias Tryst, 7 - Sophia Ratchen, 8 - Wil Ripton, 11 - Andrew October, 13 - Ellen Cayenne, 18 - Helga Rus (Integristan), 20 - Eleanor Rand
Strikers: 9 - Igrene Ingedottir (Raging Fire), 10 - Ryan Shipwright, 14 - Dacey Chenoweth, 21 - Bret Roster

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Stadium: The Theatre of Blood
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LAST SEASON
League Table: 10th
Cup Run: Second Round
Player of the Year: Tomas Proudfoot
Top Scorer: Clark Westerling (18)

A great team to watch, the Chariots were superb early on, and that great early form (4th by midseason) was enough to leave them sitting pretty in 10th by the end. With some luck and an active transfer window, they may well be capable of another high finish.

THE GAFFER
Gareth Sunhammer, an intensely charismatic figure loved by the fans for his attractive football. It’s hard to imagine a Chariots team without him at the head.

STRENGTHS
Everyone who isn’t actually a striker is very good at creating chances. Particularly their midfield, who were expanded to five men last season to great effect. Tomas Proudfoot and Belinda Harrow are great attacking full-backs, too, and both are able to track back exceptionally well.

WEAKNESSES
While the defence has been shored up and the midfield is wonderful, the Chariot strikers aren’t actually very good. Timbre, probably the best of them for her ability to hold up the ball, just left, leaving Clark Westerling (really good shooting, bad everything else), Garland Gem (good tackler, slow, bad passes, short) and new signing Bennett Viceman (most recently seen at Crisisbless United as their top scorer, with nine goals).

TRANSFER NEWS
The venerable David Salary retires, but a record high placement in the table is cause to break the bank in every position. Bennett Viceman’s one-year contract extension ran out at Crisisbless United, and he understandably fled to a better side. Centre-back Dustin Brady arrives from North Sabrefell, Miriam Change is signed by Iron United for 375k, 17-year old youth Per Sammon is brought up from the academy, as is another defender, Pearce Naylor.

TRIVIA
Violence is the northernmost suburb in Sabrefell’s core, a commercial district. Its main road leads an hour out to the airport; their old stadium was much closer to the port, before sound pollution lead them to move to the Theatre of Blood and palm the old ground off to North Sabrefell FC.

HOW DID OUR LAST PREDICTION BEAR OUT?
15th, which seemed a pretty safe bet after they came 16th. But the defensive patchups helped more than we thought.

PREDICTION
15th. This is a team that still has room for improvement, impressive recent finishing or not.
Manager: Gareth Sunhammer
Asst. Manager: Jane Goldbright
Goalkeepers: 1 - Felix Carrick (Brenecia), 16 - Coral Fitzwater, 25 - Per Sammon
Defenders: 2 - Belinda Harrow, 3 - Geoff Flint, 4 - Dustin Brady, 5 - Daniel Parting, 6 - Tomas Proudfoot (Brenecia), 12 - Gareth Caution, 24 - Pearce Naylor
Midfielders: 8 - Fiona Sylver (Brenecia), 11 - Bjornleif Gunnsdottir (Raging Fire), 13 - Beyla Jofridsdottir (Raging Fire), 15 - Garrett Runway, 17 - Pippin ‘Pip’ Leicester, 21 - Sal Loose, 23 - Uli Alsatian (Echidnation)
Strikers: 7 - Bennett Viceman, 9 - Clark Westerling, 10 - Garland Gem, 14 - Emery Mismatch, 20 - Priscilla Wednesday, 22 - Seb Woodlark
The old ways were best!

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Welcome to the Sixth Campionato Esportivano di Campeones, organised for the second time by the Royal Licentian Football Association. With sixty entries from fifteen different nations, the RLFA decided that they would drop the group stage format in favour of a simple knockout format all the way to the final.

For the first time under Licentian stewardship, a bid was made to host the final of the tournament. As such, the final will be held at the Estadio Ferdinand Marcos in Ciudad Sangti, Sangti, which has recently hosted both the Series B Champions' Cup Final and the UICA Youth Cup.

Previous Finals:
CEdC I - FC Guingamp (CYB) 0-0 Matthew City Senators (NSI) (0-0 AET, 2-4 PKs) - Avenhelm Castle, Avenhelm, Swyftlandre
CEdC II - Ministry of Finance (NCB) 2–0 AFC Farnworth (LCP) - Swyftlandre County Stadium, San Swyft, Swyftlandre
CEdC III - Tifün-di Ferrosia (DAN) 2-2 Selyne City Athenians (NSI) [2-2 AET, 1-3 PKs] - APX Sports Stadium, Dwile, Apox
CEdC IV - N/A (I couldn't find a record of this; anybody mind finding it for me, or I'll have to consider it non-contested in the next edition)
CEdC V - Mardi Lopunnies (NSI) 2–0 Issington FC (APX) - St Bart's Oval, St Bart's, The Licentian Islands

Association Codes:
ABA - Albaie
APX - Apox
AYP - Ares-y-Penthesilea
BRP - Boring Paradise
CHN - Chun-nan
CPD - Commune PDT.v2
FEL - Felix
HKE - Holy Kamote
LCP - The Licentian Islands
NSB - New Sideburn
NSI - Northern Sunrise Islands
SGT - Sangti
TAS - Tasrailia
TJN - Taijan
WFH - Westfield House

First Round:
Dwile Warriors (APX), Montfort Wanderers (LCP), Selyne City Athenians (NSI) and Empilot United (BRP) have byes to the Second Round.
Burth (TAS) 2–3 Houghton Rangers (LCP)
Abia Wolfs (ABA) 2–1 Sibuyas Club (HKE)
Neuville Scythers (NSI) 1–1 Guangshae Shenxin (CHN) (1–2 AET)
Graxian United (WFH) 6–2 Muskula'dheen Sektor-Yhuug (CPD)
Upo FC (HKE) 1–0 FC Endeavour (APX)
Sieberg (FEL) 0–2 Dubrack's Town Celtic (ABA)
Carrington United (LCP) 2–3 Matthew City Senators (NSI)
Labanos Athletic (HKE) 0–1 Sabrefell Moths (NSB)
Issington FC (APX) 0–1 Ruten Bridge Castle (ABA)
AFC Treason (NSB) 0–0 Launey (TAS) (0–0 AET) (4–1 pen.)
Sporting Volker (FEL) 0–2 Muskula'dheen Sektor-Sevhyer'dvha (CPD)
Prime Para United (BRP) 2–1 Deportivo Nespa (SGT)
Sabrefell Athletic (NSB) 3–2 Cato (FEL)
Real Tiagosan (SGT) 2–2 Nova Tunis FC (TJN) (2–2 AET) (6–7 pen.)
Hoberra (TAS) 1–1 Argonauts AS (AYP) (1–2 AET)
Mabel Oilers (NSI) 3–1 Seaton FC Basel (WFH)
OE Penthesilea (AYP) 3–1 Para Wanderers (WFH)
CD Viocla (SGT) 3–2 Bartholomew FC (BRP)
Nova Algiers Maroons (TJN) 0–1 Devbourne (TAS)
AO Amazonians (AYP) 2–1 St Christopher United (TJN)
Mogd-Syrdusha Khvadrant'delta (CPD) 1–0 The Eternals (AYP)
Maximum City (NSB) 1–0 Tsundere Xiaoyu (CHN)
Quaoning Guoan (CHN) 0–1 Real Cintore (SGT)
Mogd-Syrdusha Sentrhaalnoya-Sektor (CPD) 0–3 Albaie Rangers (ABA)
Colesham Athletic (LCP) 2–1 Samcastle United (BRP)
Oldcastle United (WFH) 1–4 Gwinevra Barbarians (APX)
Hang Pning Shide (CHN) 0–1 Coco Bay Capitals (TJN)
Altomare (FEL) 2–1 Talong United (HKE)

Second Round:
Real Cintore (SGT) 3–0 Argonauts AS (AYP)
Upo FC (HKE) 1–1 Altomare (FEL) (1–2 AET)
Empilot United (BRP) 1–1 Dwile Warriors (APX) (1–2 AET)
Mogd-Syrdusha Khvadrant'delta (CPD) 0–3 Prime Para United (BRP)
CD Viocla (SGT) 1–1 Coco Bay Capitals (TJN) (1–1 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Devbourne (TAS) 3–3 AO Amazonians (AYP) (4–3 AET)
Muskula'dheen Sektor-Sevhyer'dvha (CPD) 0–1 Guangshae Shenxin (CHN)
Dubrack's Town Celtic (ABA) 0–1 Nova Tunis FC (TJN)
Ruten Bridge Castle (ABA) 2–2 Mabel Oilers (NSI) (2–3 AET)
OE Penthesilea (AYP) 1–0 Sabrefell Athletic (NSB)
Albaie Rangers (ABA) 3–1 Sabrefell Moths (NSB)
Abia Wolfs (ABA) 1–0 Houghton Rangers (LCP)
Maximum City (NSB) 1–3 Gwinevra Barbarians (APX)
AFC Treason (NSB) 0–1 Montfort Wanderers (LCP)
Colesham Athletic (LCP) 2–1 Matthew City Senators (NSI)
Selyne City Athenians (NSI) 1–3 Graxian United (WFH)

Third Round:
Mabel Oilers (NSI) 0–1 Montfort Wanderers (LCP)
Colesham Athletic (LCP) 1–2 Gwinevra Barbarians (APX)
Real Cintore (SGT) 3–2 Albaie Rangers (ABA)
OE Penthesilea (AYP) 3–1 Devbourne (TAS)
Abia Wolfs (ABA) 1–0 Guangshae Shenxin (CHN)
Graxian United (WFH) 1–1 Coco Bay Capitals (TJN) (1–1 AET) (7–6 pen.)
Altomare (FEL) 1–2 Prime Para United (BRP)
Nova Tunis FC (TJN) 1–0 Dwile Warriors (APX)

Quarter Finals:
Real Cintore (SGT) 2–1 Montfort Wanderers (LCP)
OE Penthesilea (AYP) 1–1 Abia Wolfs (ABA) (1–1 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Graxian United (WFH) 0–1 Nova Tunis FC (TJN)
Prime Para United (BRP) 0–0 Gwinevra Barbarians (APX) (0–1 AET)

Semi Finals:
Real Cintore (SGT) 2–0 Gwinevra Barbarians (APX)
Nova Tunis FC (TJN) 2–3 OE Penthesilea (AYP)

Sixth Campionato Esportivano di Campeones Final (at Estadio Ferdinand Marcos, Ciudad Sangti, Sangti):
Real Cintore (SGT) 1–1 OE Penthesilea (AYP) (1–2 AET)

Against all the odds, in a final between teams from two nations new to this stage of the competition, OE Penthesilea become the first side from Ares-y-Penthesilea to win the Campionato Esportivano di Campeones, turning over the home advantage of runners-up Real Cintore, from Sangti.
This nation has now been reformed as the Licentian Isles. Please direct anything intended for me to that nation.

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Postby Zwangzug » Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:26 am

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Four key UICA players from last season's top four

1. Patricia Eliot--Canbix Muses

While she normally sticks to the defense, there are plenty of interchangeable spots that can slot deep in the midfield for the Nightriders, so she pushed forward time and again to set up a couple goals against the Konsaa Royals ("that's how we win, when kings are just fools," as the prickly Canbix fans' chant--doesn't quite go). She was booked during the first loss to Sporting Iturributa, however, and perhaps was used more sparingly against El Nacional as a result. Even then, her technical defensive skills were on fine display--Canbix just didn't quite get their act together.

2. Erin Fimer--Bassabook Old Boys

Who would have thought it would be a female defender for them of all teams? Okay, it might not have been. We don't really know. What we do know is that she limped off during the Burnaby game, and--okay, we can't even say that it showed, East Franz were always going to be a class above BOB on paper. What we can say is that her absence was missed during the regular season as well, with Aloysius Donohue an ineffective substitute. Teresa Gaust saw time as well, but she was even more inconsistent and certainly didn't do herself any favors. Oh well.

3. Nicholas Blier--Ephesian FC

Entertained fans with the latter two goals in Zwischen. That was actually the problem, in a sense, as they only managed one on the road, and then Caballeros' superior away goals saw them go through. At least Ephesian can say that they were able to throw off the "Knights"' defense long enough to make an impact (it's probably a good thing they didn't get drawn against Canbix, come to think of it). Although, it's the Zwischen club we're talking about, you can't blame them for being a little hesitant when there are bleeping timewalls to panic about. (Zwischen residents, on the other hand, are cool with bears. So there's that.)

4. Jia Essian--Spenson Suburbia

Defeated Pradera FC in a shootout. Actual ability demonstrated? Er, bleep all, basically he just stood there and waited for one of the Verdiblancos to miss. Symbolic importance going forward? Could be incalculable.

Four wholly legitimate halfway-point observations that the second half bore out not at all

1. Trebuchet Cham might not completely suck.

They came into the halfway point riding a win streak! Victory over Arlington and then Namiri Forest meant that the Cabbas were in the heady heights of thirteenth, with five whole wins to their name. Those five wins...were all they came up with.

2. Spenson Suburbia won't settle for draws.

Say what you will for the point-awarding system at play in this league, they were the only team to have none through matchday fifteen. Whereupon they immediately slogged through a scoreless draw with Slogda. By the end of the season, they'd be--jointly, of course--the league leaders in that category.

3. The bitter central team to make the Globe Cup will not be named Canbix.

First of all, who came up with the name for the "bitter center" of Quewi-Keppal-Egalia-Maenems? Scans a little better than "the sort of tealish-blue districts and also Egalia that one time," and won't ever be confused with the central division of baseball. Seriously, nice going.

Uh...football? The Nightriders were remarkably out of contention for most of the way through, basically just old and tired (although not necessarily, we'll see how the new national team lines up, eh). Keppal Cosmos were quick to take advantage, rising to third by halfway while Canbix were a mere sixth; it wouldn't last, however, as some semblance of their normal forms held sway by the end.

4. The Jr.s are completely boring.

102d were dead last in both goals for and against by halfway, the only team not to have reached double digits in scoring. What's really sad is that they managed to score five in their first four matchdays, but came into matchday 16 oh-for-their-last-six games. That's goalscoring-wise. Then they got shut out by Ephesian. Before erupting for five against Cham (haha, Cabbas still suck), and finishing the season...uh, only tied for last in most goals scored, and with several teams leakier.

There's a broader point to be made here, and that's that the college juniors and company--while perhaps interesting enough--still haven't gotten much coverage. If Dima Novak (who skipped college entirely to test his luck with Excelsior Slogda) is any example, maybe the system doesn't need to be all that good? Certain sides no doubt want a more professional youth system in place, so they can't say that their failure to qualify for the Champions' Cup group stage is just due to them not wanting to throw together a "youth team." 102d could probably help them with that, to be fair, they've got their groundsharing and stuff all set up already.

Four places where the Rovers' "home field advantage" worked

(There were actually more to choose from, in fact, but these were four we wanted to talk about.)

1. Marsey

Far (relatively) from the narrow road, there was no need for diving or play-acting, just the Rovers beating an erratic Cham, 5-2. Their offense wasn't actually the best of Matchday Three, but more on that later--for now, Pippa Meilor-Gentir and Joseph O'Bannon are slotting together nicely in left midfield, with both registering goals in this affair.

2. Heart's Jaunt

A small town in Ildynia; local fans are split about evenly among 102d, Cham, and Keppal, but it has an awesome name, and that is what matters. Also the stadium is well-maintained, if kind of small and outshone by like broomball facilities or something. The Rovers fell behind to old rivals Arlington City, through an Iris McKien header, before Khamisi McCluey restored the tie (perhaps there was a sizable Bigtopian community in Heart's Jaunt that enjoyed this, although personally I'm dubious). Anyway Marley Harris-Berk found a late winner for the Rovers, and their not-quite-adoring-but-altogether-satisfied fans.

3. The FTC

Ah, yes, the contractually-mandated "come host us here so we can split our matches evenly" problem. It paid off in fine style for the Rovers, with Harris-Berk getting them out to an early lead. Tuenjai Kraisintu tied things up for the Oxen, but Rowena Cellamoor's free kick made it a Rovers victory. (The game was on the west side; you probably don't care.)

4. Danhy

It was against Arlington, you might remember (actually, probably you don't, but I'm telling you), that the Rovers came up with the strategy of playing very near to their opponents, in a city that actually hates them. Arlington/Weegham is kind of a tepid baseball rivalry, though. Trink/Danhy is relatively toxic. So it proved in the 2-1 victory, with the Trink fans being like "you're just a bunch of bandwagon hoppers," and the Danhy fans being like "yes, yes we are," which received a "well also you suck," and...yes. Canbix and Bassabook called, they want their increasingly unprintable rhyme schemes back. They also want their top two positions back, and aren't getting either. Some altercations at Monorail Initial (it's like a terminal, but different), were reported afterwards, which prompted league officials to really suggest that the Rovers not pull that stunt again. By which time they had moved on. To like Ecklam or somewhere not close.

Four teams that led the league

1. Excelsior Slogda

Two days, and only jointly. Still counts. As you might have guessed, they opened the season in--er, Fulpog, and beat the suburbians. They then hosted Eintracht Trink, and beat them as well. Whereupon they lost to Arlington and eventually dropped to eighth, but turned their season around to make the Globe Cup, no mean feat for a side now down to one national-teamer, and him a third-stringer at that. From Craton to Hapra, the fans still have plenty to light up about--even if they don't need to light up the scoreboard to get there.

2. Bassabook Old Boys

They overtook Alaisti on goal difference, with a 5-0 beatdown of Namiri Independent on Matchday Three. If you're keeping score at home, that makes them the second team to record exactly five goals that day. The Oxen were the third. They lost. Because Ephesian.

While BOB lost their next match to jump back to third, they'd return to the top of the table for a while. After going first again on matchday seven, goals from Loris Muraro-Ughi and Ike Conrad gave them the all-important win over 102d their next game, and they'd stay top until Katie Raptis scored the only goal in Canbix on Matchday Eleven. Bassabook fans were too still singing, unfortunately it was songs about horses, so the normal nervous security procedures were in play. Bassabook, for their part, won the local-not-exactly-a-derby-but-hardly-a-friendly-clash against Trink the next week, with a quick pair of goals giving them a secure lead that a late consolation didn't much hurt...even if they were only atop the table by a goal at that point. They'd lose on Matchday Thirteen, however, to the team that overtook them for first. Of whom more. Immediately!

3. Twineur Bugs

They were the Bugbears this time around, more often than not. Beginning with a win in the (western) FTC that tied them for first to start the campaign, continuing through an exhilarating 5-3 win in Zwischen, Diane Muenler's goal against Arlington that saw them go top again, and then came that fortunate 4-2 over Bassabook. They dealt with Ted Silla-Raty's obscure health condition, by basically ignoring it, and given his temperament that counts as "fine style." Though they dropped to second at halfway, they got a couple more wins, and perhaps it was matchday seventeen that was their true high-water mark; Travis Robinson-Mayer scored the only goal in Canbix, and their lead held up even though they started dropping points thereafter. Those dropped points eventually saw them slip from the lead on matchday twenty, after a messy draw in Keppal City rattled them. They'd then draw with Ephesian, but retake the lead two matchdays later after Muenler scored the only goal at home against Sporting Esper. (Fans of the national team noted that, on her day, Emily Winters-Neumann can just about outshine Joshua Farthing in goal. Bugs fans are aware that she is also more easily rattled, and could be prone to worse meltdowns.) Giving up four to Namiri Independent the next day didn't quite qualify--the Bugs kept pulling themselves back into it, and only lost by one--but nothing came together after that.

4. Ephesian FC

It has been said that defense wins championships.

It has been said that "you don't know what you're doing."

It has been said that naming clubs after epistles is probably not a secularly-endorsed decision.

It has been said that mercilessly emphasizing equal division of labor and a resistance to specialization does not represent the noblest ideals of equality.

It has also been said that "well, it would be nice to have some champions other than the Nightriders..."

On that note, and basically that alone, Ephesian FC delivered. With perhaps one of the more impressive improvements in last season, when they leapt from twelfth to third, they did one (two?) better this time around. They won their first five before losing to the Bugs, stayed top, dropped out of first the next match and returned briefly for the halfway point, after a late goal from Greg Timbre-Peabody secured a three-all draw with Bassabook. They would have to take the lead twice more, the last time on a visit to Cham where Davi Keane-Liuprand set up Loren Hurlbut for the only goal of the game. Keane-Liuprand, of course, is their central midfielder in basically every sense of the word--but rather than be arrogant about the team potentially revolving around him, he's just completely loyal to it and very, very proud of them. (The silent animosity between him and Winters-Neumann is already noticeably awkward on the national team.)

By matchday twenty-eight, Blier's goal in Arlington had mathematically wrapped things up, and Ephesian were then able to celebrate with their fans (at home against Namiri Forest--there really should be a tactical rivalry there, but Namiri are basically "been there, done that" and it hasn't taken hold), before playing the kids in Bassabook. (The benchwarmers. Not, like, youth cup kids.)

It's never a dull moment watching Ephesian, as brighter minds than mine have basically implied. That said, this triumph was particularly bittersweet for fans old enough to remember the other national team. Whatever else you can say about them, they at least learned from some of their excesses, and Ephesian do appear to have in certain respects missed the point. (Depending on how this and any potential future international play goes, there's the potential for some very chastening lessons, one supposes, so don't set anything in stone.) All the same, this is probably more cause for amusement than regret, or expectation that their tactics would translate well anywhere else. This is the 1./. It's a strange place. With a very strange--but somehow deserving--champion.

Pos/Team                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Ephesian FC 30 18 7 5 76 56 +20 21.5
2 Twineur Bugs 30 16 8 6 61 43 +18 20
3 Excelsior Slogda 30 14 9 7 37 23 +14 18.5
4 Canbix Muses 30 15 6 9 43 28 +15 18
5 Bassabook Old Boys 30 15 5 10 46 32 +14 17.5
6 Keppal Cosmos 30 13 8 9 48 44 +4 17
7 Sporting Esper 30 14 4 12 38 36 +2 16
8 Spenson Suburbia 30 11 9 10 42 42 0 15.5
9 FTC United 30 11 7 12 33 34 −1 14.5
10 Namiri Independent 30 11 6 13 36 42 −6 14
Rovers United 30 12 4 14 45 51 −6 14
12 Namiri Forest 30 10 6 14 28 30 −2 13
13 102d Jr.s 30 9 7 14 24 29 −5 12.5
14 Eintracht Trink 30 6 8 16 44 63 −19 10
15 Arlington City 30 8 4 18 24 44 −20 10
16 Trebuchet Cham 30 5 6 19 36 64 −28 8


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Season 27 - Matchdays 1-10

And so the 27th season of the ever-growing ClayComms Premier League has kicked off! Many teams are hoping to get the strong start, in order to keep their momentum going for future matchdays. Ten matchdays in, let's see what's been going on...

MATCHDAY 1
Pinehearth United 3-1 Ashgrove Town
Westonbirt City 0-2 FC Milenol
Fligsive FC 2-1 Nostromo Meteorites
Dysenside Duellers 0-0 Magnaeus City
FC Baudelaire 1-1 Burgess FC
Wozinitz Wonderers 0-4 Hyford FC
Diomede FC 0-1 Beaconsby Flames
Gatesby Athletic 1-0 Tessewind Tuesday
Vale Conglomerate 1-2 Katonbeck Kaperers
FC Aldonelly 3-1 Cardertower
Lesko Pavillion 1-1 Shinra Town
Hawkington Town 0-4 Rattford


So, the first matches of the season really seemed to start with a bang. Perhaps the most shocking result was the 4-0 loss that Wozinitz Wonderers had at home to Hyford FC, and old returners to the league Fligsive managed to start strong with a 2-1 win against the Meteorites.

MATCHDAY 2
FC Milenol 0-0 Pinehearth United
Nostromo Meteorites 0-0 Ashgrove Town
Magnaeus City 1-0 Westonbirt City
Burgess FC 2-1 Fligsive FC
Hyford FC 1-1 Dysenside Duellers
Wozinitz Wonderers 3-0 FC Baudelaire
Tessewind Tuesday 1-1 Diomede FC
Katonbeck Kaperers 1-1 Beaconsby Flames
Cardertower 1-1 Gatesby Athletic
Shinra Town 2-1 Vale Conglomerate
Rattford 2-1 FC Aldonelly
Hawkington Town 0-1 Lesko Pavillion


Burgess FC managed to clinch a win against Fligsive on the second matchday, and the Wonderers managed to take their loss at home out on FC Baudelaire, whom they beat 3-0. Lesko Pavillion, the new team forged from the refugee town, managed to secure their first win in domestic football against Hawkington Town. Hawkington claimed that "They couldn't have beaten a better team".

MATCHDAY 3
Pinehearth United 2-1 Nostromo Meteorites
FC Milenol 2-2 Magnaeus City
Ashgrove Town 1-1 Burgess FC
Westonbirt City 0-1 Hyford FC
Fligsive FC 1-0 Wozinitz Wonderers
Dysenside Duellers 0-2 FC Baudelaire
Diomede FC 1-1 Katonbeck Kaperers
Tessewind Tuesday 1-0 Cardertower
Beaconsby Flames 1-1 Shinra Town
Gatesby Athletic 2-2 Rattford
Vale Conglomerate 0-4 Hawkington Town
FC Aldonelly 1-2 Lesko Pavillion


Possibly spurred on by their victory over Hawkington, Pavillion continued to assert their skill against the opponents in Division 2, clawing some points off of FC Aldonelly. Fligsive continued the fight for victory against the now annoyed Woz, and won it after a goal by new transfer Oleg Evseev of Mytannion.

MATCHDAY 4
Magnaeus City 1-1 Pinehearth United
Burgess FC 0-2 Nostromo Meteorites
Hyford FC 1-2 FC Milenol
Wozinitz Wonderers 3-1 Ashgrove Town
FC Baudelaire 1-0 Westonbirt City
Dysenside Duellers 0-1 Fligsive FC
Cardertower 2-1 Diomede FC
Shinra Town 0-2 Katonbeck Kaperers
Rattford 0-4 Tessewind Tuesday
Hawkington Town 1-0 Beaconsby Flames
Lesko Pavillion 1-3 Gatesby Athletic
FC Aldonelly 3-1 Vale Conglomerate


Burgess obviously spent their week off lounging about, as when they returned they recieved a sound thrashing to the tune of two goals to none by the Syndicate's most attacking bunch of players from the crater city. The cool and collected Pinehearth United only managed to force a draw from Magnaeus City at the Bird Cage, and that could affect their position in the tables...

MATCHDAY 5
Pinehearth United 1-1 Burgess FC
Magnaeus City 1-0 Hyford FC
Nostromo Meteorites 2-3 Wozinitz Wonderers
FC Milenol 2-0 FC Baudelaire
Ashgrove Town 1-0 Dysenside Duellers
Westonbirt City 1-0 Fligsive FC
Diomede FC 2-2 Shinra Town
Cardertower 3-2 Rattford
Katonbeck Kaperers 0-2 Hawkington Town
Tessewind Tuesday 1-1 Lesko Pavillion
Beaconsby Flames 0-4 FC Aldonelly
Gatesby Athletic 1-0 Vale Conglomerate


After seeing off Pavillion, Gatesby Athletic took on the other new team on this matchday, Vale Conglomerate. They saw them off too, showing that the team is incredibly capable of putting down smaller, newer teams. Good job guys. Fligsive FC have also moved from strength to strength, and after taking in those vital transfers, the boys in green beat the other boys in green, Westonbirt, 1-0. The Wonderers and the Meteorites clashed at Point Impact, and it was actually the Woz who came out better, winning by a single goal.

MATCHDAY 6
Hyford FC 1-0 Pinehearth United
Wozinitz Wonderers 2-2 Burgess FC
FC Baudelaire 2-1 Magnaeus City
Dysenside Duellers 1-3 Nostromo Meteorites
Fligsive FC 0-1 FC Milenol
Westonbirt City 1-1 Ashgrove Town
Rattford 1-1 Diomede FC
Hawkington Town 1-1 Shinra Town
Lesko Pavillion 0-0 Cardertower
FC Aldonelly 1-0 Katonbeck Kaperers
Vale Conglomerate 1-1 Tessewind Tuesday
Gatesby Athletic 2-0 Beaconsby Flames


Matchday Six saw a harsh draw between current champions Burgess FC and, once again, the Woz. It seems they've been battling hard, and letting that anger out at opportune moments. Pinehearth United just couldn't keep a grip on the ball when they faced Hyford, and paid the price by settling for a 1-0 defeat. Ashgrove Town played Westonbirt down to the wire, and failed to push ahead and win their game.

MATCHDAY 7
Pinehearth United 1-1 Wozinitz Wonderers
Hyford FC 2-0 FC Baudelaire
Burgess FC 0-0 Dysenside Duellers
Magnaeus City 1-3 Fligsive FC
Nostromo Meteorites 0-1 Westonbirt City
FC Milenol 2-1 Ashgrove Town
Diomede FC 2-0 Hawkington Town
Rattford 1-0 Lesko Pavillion
Shinra Town 1-0 FC Aldonelly
Cardertower 0-4 Vale Conglomerate
Katonbeck Kaperers 1-1 Gatesby Athletic
Tessewind Tuesday 2-0 Beaconsby Flames


The Fligsive-Magnaeus RIvalry was once again ignited on this matchday, as Fligsive dominated Magnaeus 3-1 at the Bird Cage. Fans from both sides had something to say about it, and the match was sure to be the talk of the towns for weeks. In Division 2, Vale Conglomerate managed a shock win against Cardertower, which surprised bookmakers and fans alike. Maybe Cardertower should stick to the car racing!

MATCHDAY 8
FC Baudelaire 0-1 Pinehearth United
Dysenside Duellers 0-1 Wozinitz Wonderers
Fligsive FC 1-4 Hyford FC
Westonbirt City 2-0 Burgess FC
Ashgrove Town 2-2 Magnaeus City
FC Milenol 0-1 Nostromo Meteorites
Lesko Pavillion 1-2 Diomede FC
FC Aldonelly 0-0 Hawkington Town
Vale Conglomerate 2-1 Rattford
Gatesby Athletic 1-2 Shinra Town
Beaconsby Flames 0-1 Cardertower
Tessewind Tuesday 3-1 Katonbeck Kaperers


Burgess have found their standards to be slipping recently, and this 2-0 loss to Westonbirt was no exception. Hyford also managed to silence the Fligsivi fans with a victory, and the Conglomerate continued their winning attitude against Rattford.

MATCHDAY 9
Pinehearth United 0-1 Dysenside Duellers
FC Baudelaire 1-3 Fligsive FC
Wozinitz Wonderers 1-1 Westonbirt City
Hyford FC 2-0 Ashgrove Town
Burgess FC 2-0 FC Milenol
Magnaeus City 1-1 Nostromo Meteorites
Diomede FC 3-0 FC Aldonelly
Lesko Pavillion 2-1 Vale Conglomerate
Hawkington Town 1-2 Gatesby Athletic
Rattford 2-0 Beaconsby Flames
Shinra Town 1-0 Tessewind Tuesday
Cardertower 3-0 Katonbeck Kaperers


Now, on this matchday the two newbies to the league duked it out, and on the day it was Pavillion that proved the victor with a perfectly timed goal in the latter stages of the match. Fligisive geared up once again, and delivered three goals to FC Baudelaire, who couldn't fight back. Burgess FC got back into their groove, and thanks to Jacob Pratt, won 2-0 against FC Milenol at Sunrise Park.

MATCHDAY 10
Fligsive FC 6-2 Pinehearth United
Westonbirt City 0-1 Dysenside Duellers
Ashgrove Town 2-1 FC Baudelaire
FC Milenol 0-2 Wozinitz Wonderers
Nostromo Meteorites 2-0 Hyford FC
Magnaeus City 0-1 Burgess FC
Vale Conglomerate 2-3 Diomede FC
Gatesby Athletic 3-0 FC Aldonelly
Beaconsby Flames 0-0 Lesko Pavillion
Tessewind Tuesday 2-1 Hawkington Town
Katonbeck Kaperers 2-1 Rattford
Cardertower 0-2 Shinra Town


It seems that Fligsive wanted to show their northern friends exactly why their homerground is the Syndicate's primary stadium, as on this matchday they played one of the most goal-filled games we've seen in the league. Six goals, two of which came from Nathan Powell, blew United away at the Flynn Arena. the Woz and the Meteorites both won 2-0 against teams that were really itching for victory, but it was the Meteorites that seemed to be the better of the two teams on this occasion, scoring their goals quicker than the Wonderers did against their opponent.

Division 1 Standings
Team P W D L For Ag +/- Pts
1 Image Hyford FC 10 6 1 3 16 7 +9 19
2 Image Fligsive FC 10 6 0 4 18 13 +5 18
3 Image Wozinitz Wonderers 10 5 3 2 16 12 +4 18
4 Image FC Milenol 10 5 2 3 11 9 +2 17
5 Image Nostromo Meteorites 10 4 2 4 13 10 +3 14
6 Image Burgess FC 10 3 5 2 10 10 +0 14
7 Image Pinehearth United 10 3 4 3 11 13 -2 13
8 Image Magnaeus City 10 2 5 3 10 12 -2 11
9 Image Westonbirt City 10 3 2 5 6 8 -2 11
10 Image Ashgrove Town 10 2 4 4 10 15 -5 10
11 Image FC Baudelaire 10 3 1 6 8 15 -7 10
12 Image Dysenside Duellers 10 2 3 5 4 9 -5 9

Division 2 Standings
Team P W D L For Ag +/- Pts
1 Gatesby Athletic 10 6 3 1 17 8 +9 21
2 Shinra Town 10 5 4 1 13 9 +4 19
3 Tessewind Tuesday 10 5 3 2 15 7 +8 18
4 Diomede FC 10 4 4 2 16 11 +5 16
5 Cardertower 10 4 2 4 11 14 -3 14
6 Rattford 10 4 2 4 16 15 +1 14
7 Lesko Pavillion 10 3 4 3 9 10 -1 13
8 FC Aldonelly 10 4 1 5 13 13 +0 13
9 Katonbeck Kaperers 10 3 3 4 10 14 -4 12
10 Hawkington Town 10 3 2 5 10 12 -2 11
11 Vale Conglomerate 10 2 1 7 13 19 -6 7
12 Beaconsby Flames 10 1 3 6 3 14 -11 6
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Mangolana Premier League Part II


The Mangolana Premier League season, following their one month break for the Mangolana League Cup has returned to play with the second half of the season shaping up to be one of the most highly contested in all areas. The defending Premier League Champions Mangolana City are on track for their second straight title. Should they win the title they will be the second team ever to win back-to-back Premier League titles and would become the first team ever to win the Mangolana Treble (Mangolana Super Cup, Mangolana League Cup, Mangolana Premier League). They currently sit atop the standings by 8 points over Soccoroo and 9 points over Federation. The fight for the Globe Cup spots are much closer however with Second Place thru Eighth place separated by just 4 points with Second place thru Fourth going to the Globe Cup. At the bottom of the table, it is also a tight knit battle with 13th thru 20th separated by just Seven points with the bottom three teams at the end of the season being relegated to the Mangolana Super League. The only team that may be hoping for Mangolana City to win the Premier League could be Quentis who lost in the League Cup finals to them. With a Mangolana City championship, Quentis will earn an invitation to next seasons Mangolana Super Cup.

The Second Half of the Premier League season started off with somewhat of a bang as Mascona FC was able to upset the third place in the table Federation with a superb 1-0 home win. Soccoroo kept tempo with Mangolana City as City defeated Nirvana and Soccoroo defeated Rockrote on the road 3-1. Federation's season continued to deteriorate on the 21st MatchDay as they fell to Mangolana City 1-0 while Soccoroo defeated Wanacana 2-0 at home to keep 8 points back of Mangolana City. Nirvana was able to get their 3rd win of the season when they defeated Commonbel on the road. With the 22nd MatchDay Federation got their first win of the Seasons Second Half when they won 3-0 over the suddenly struggling Commonbel. Narcana and Skyline City were involved in the most exciting match of the season so far when Narcana overcame a 4-1 halftime deficit at home to draw City 4-4 while Rival Nirvana earned their second straight win with a 2-1 home win over Herogeos. Mangolana City and Soccoroo both had 2-0 wins as City try to run away with the Premier League title while Soccoroo try to achieve their first. In the 23rd matchday, Mangolana City suffered a shock 1-1 draw at Redpool while Soccoroo won 1-0 at home over Mascona FC to shrink City's title lead down to 6 points. In the battle of the rivals, Arsenrall was able to achieve their first sweep of Skyline United in a season as Arsenrall won 1-0 at United. Their was also speculation that with Skyline FC struggling recently and Skyline City having a poor run of results at time this season, this could be the first season ever with no teams from Skyline going for an international competition. The 24th Matchday brought the two top Premier League teams together in Mangolana City as first place City hosted second place Soccoroo. The match was highly contested by both sides and deservedly ended in a 3-3 draw that excited the crowds of both clubs. Following Skyline United's disappointing home loss to Arsenrall, United was able to get back to winning with 3-2 away win at Nirvana which followed after they trailed 2-1 at halftime.

MatchDay 20
Herogeos SC 0-1 Skyline City
Rockrote 1-3 Soccoroo
Narcana 1-2 Skyline United
Wanacana 0-0 Redpool
Quentis 0-1 Bluepool
Skyline FC 3-0 Justidell
Goldshom 0-1 Herogeos
Mascona FC 1-0 Federation
Arsenrall 0-0 Commonbel
Mangolana City 2-0 Nirvana
MatchDay 21
Skyline City 2-2 Rockrote
Herogeos SC 3-3 Narcana
Soccoroo 2-0 Wanacana
Skyline United 2-1 Quentis
Redpool 2-4 Skyline FC
Bluepool 0-2 Goldshom
Justidell 0-0 Mascona FC
Herogeos 1-0 Arsenrall
Federation 0-1 Mangolana City
Commonbel 0-2 Nirvana
MatchDay 22
Narcana 4-4 Skyline City
Wanacana 3-0 Rockrote
Quentis 1-0 Herogeos SC
Skyline FC 0-2 Soccoroo
Goldshom 0-2 Skyline United
Mascona FC 1-0 Redpool
Arsenrall 2-0 Bluepool
Mangolana City 2-0 Justidell
Nirvana 2-1 Herogeos
Commonbel 0-3 Federation
MatchDay 23
Skyline City 0-1 Wanacana
Narcana 1-2 Quentis
Rockrote 0-2 Skyline FC
Herogeos SC 2-0 Goldshom
Soccoroo 1-0 Mascona FC
Skyline United 0-1 Arsenrall
Redpool 1-1 Mangolana City
Bluepool 0-1 Nirvana
Justidell 0-1 Commonbel
Herogeos 0-2 Federation
MatchDay 24
Quentis 3-2 Skyline City
Skyline FC 4-1 Wanacana
Goldshom 1-0 Narcana
Mascona FC 2-0 Rockrote
Arsenrall 2-1 Herogeos SC
Mangolana City 3-3 Soccoroo
Nirvana 2-3 Skyline United
Commonbel 1-0 Redpool
Federation 3-0 Bluepool
Herogeos 0-0 Justidell


Mangolana City in the first MatchDay following their home 3-3 draw, Mangolana City's scoring touch remained as they won 5-1 on the road at Rockrote. Another match that resulted in a high scoring punch as Arsenrall won on the road at Narcana 4-0. The Skyline Derby also took a much expected turn as Skyline FC was able to win on the road at City with a 1-0 win. The third Skyline club, United was able to defeat Federation with a 2-1 home win with the winning strike coming in injury time as United tries to clime into Globe Cup contention. Soccoroo lost ground to Mangolana City as they suffered a shocking home loss against Commonbel 1-0. For the first time ever, MatchDay 26 brought about a new Derby de Poolings Champion with Redpool winning 2-0 at Bluepool and sweeping the Derby and winning their first ever Derby de Poolings. The heated rivals, Narcana and Nirvana, also renewed their heated rivalry, this time being in Nirvana where Nirvana defeated Narcana 1-0. Following the match, the Narcana bus was attacked by Nirvana supporters with over a 100 fans being taken into custody. The 26th MatchDay also brought two shocking results with Mangolana City drawing Wanacana 0-0 an Soccoroo losing to Herogeos on the road. The 27th Matchday brought two title contenders back into the picture as Mangolana City drew 1-1 with Skyline FC while Soccoroo and Federation both won their matches. Nothing out of line occurred with the 28th MatchDay as Mangolana City, Soccoroo, and Federation won with Soccoroo's win coming against Skyline United in a tough away match. Saddly though, the 29th MatchDay make it look more likely that the Premier League title could be decided early as Mangolana City won while Soccoroo drew and Federation lost, making this a two horse race with the second horse fading fast.

MatchDay 25
Skyline City 0-1 Skyline FC
Quentis 1-0 Goldshom
Wanacana 1-2 Mascona FC
Narcana 0-4 Arsenrall
Rockrote 1-5 Mangolana City
Herogeos SC 0-1 Nirvana
Soccoroo 0-1 Commonbel
Skyline United 2-1 Federation
Redpool 1-0 Herogeos
Bluepool 0-0 Justidell
MatchDay 26
Goldshom 1-3 Skyline City
Mascona FC 1-0 Skyline FC
Arsenrall 3-0 Quentis
Mangolana City 0-0 Wanacana
Nirvana 1-0 Narcana
Commonbel 0-1 Rockrote
Federation 2-0 Herogeos SC
Herogeos 3-2 Soccoroo
Justidell 1-2 Skyline United
Bluepool 0-2 Redpool
MatchDay 27
Skyline City 0-0 Mascona FC
Goldshom 1-1 Arsenrall
Skyline FC 1-1 Mangolana City
Quentis 2-1 Nirvana
Wanacana 0-1 Commonbel
Narcana 0-1 Federation
Rockrote 1-0 Herogeos
Herogeos SC 1-1 Justidell
Soccoroo 1-0 Bluepool
Skyline United 2-0 Redpool
MatchDay 28
Arsenrall 0-0 Skyline City
Mangolana City 2-0 Mascona FC
Nirvana 1-0 Goldshom
Commonbel 0-0 Skyline FC
Federation 4-1 Quentis
Herogeos 2-1 Wanacana
Justidell 2-0 Narcana
Bluepool 1-1 Rockrote
Redpool 1-1 Herogeos SC
Skyline United 2-3 Soccoroo
MatchDay 29
Skyline City 0-3 Mangolana City
Arsenrall 1-0 Nirvana
Mascona FC 0-2 Commonbel
Goldshom 2-0 Federation
Skyline FC 3-2 Herogeos
Quentis 0-2 Justidell
Wanacana 0-1 Bluepool
Narcana 1-2 Redpool
Rockrote 0-1 Skyline United
Herogeos SC 1-1 Soccoroo


OCC: I ran out of time currently but I need to get this up now, so if I have time I will be going back to finish it, if not, then I won't but I will be trying.

MatchDay 30
Nirvana 0-3 Skyline City
Commonbel 0-1 Mangolana City
Federation 0-2 Arsenrall
Herogeos 2-2 Mascona FC
Justidell 1-0 Goldshom
Bluepool 2-3 Skyline FC
Redpool 0-1 Quentis
Skyline United 1-1 Wanacana
Soccoroo 4-0 Narcana
Herogeos SC 1-0 Rockrote
MatchDay 31
Skyline City 0-1 Commonbel
Nirvana 0-3 Federation
Mangolana City 0-1 Herogeos
Arsenrall 0-1 Justidell
Mascona FC 0-0 Bluepool
Goldshom 1-0 Redpool
Skyline FC 1-1 Skyline United
Quentis 1-0 Soccoroo
Wanacana 1-0 Herogeos SC
Narcana 0-1 Rockrote
MatchDay 32
Federation 2-1 Skyline City
Herogeos 0-0 Commonbel
Justidell 1-0 Nirvana
Bluepool 1-4 Mangolana City
Redpool 1-1 Arsenrall
Skyline United 2-0 Mascona FC
Soccoroo 1-0 Goldshom
Herogeos SC 0-1 Skyline FC
Rockrote 2-3 Quentis
Narcana 2-0 Wanacana
MatchDay 33
Skyline City 1-0 Herogeos
Federation 2-1 Justidell
Commonbel 1-0 Bluepool
Nirvana 1-0 Redpool
Mangolana City 0-1 Skyline United
Arsenrall 1-1 Soccoroo
Mascona FC 1-0 Herogeos SC
Goldshom 1-1 Rockrote
Skyline FC 4-1 Narcana
Quentis 0-1 Wanacana
MatchDay 34
Justidell 0-1 Skyline City
Bluepool 2-2 Herogeos
Redpool 0-2 Federation
Skyline United 2-1 Commonbel
Soccoroo 3-0 Nirvana
Herogeos SC 1-1 Mangolana City
Rockrote 0-2 Arsenrall
Narcana 4-3 Mascona FC
Wanacana 1-1 Goldshom
Quentis 1-7 Skyline FC
MatchDay 35
Skyline City 2-1 Bluepool
Justidell 2-0 Redpool
Herogeos 2-3 Skyline United
Federation 0-3 Soccoroo
Commonbel 1-0 Herogeos SC
Nirvana 1-2 Rockrote
Mangolana City 2-2 Narcana
Arsenrall 1-0 Wanacana
Mascona FC 3-0 Quentis
Goldshom 0-4 Skyline FC
MatchDay 36
Redpool 1-1 Skyline City
Skyline United 1-0 Bluepool
Soccoroo 1-0 Justidell
Herogeos SC 1-1 Herogeos
Rockrote 2-7 Federation
Narcana 1-1 Commonbel
Wanacana 3-0 Nirvana
Quentis 3-2 Mangolana City
Skyline FC 0-1 Arsenrall
Goldshom 2-0 Mascona FC
MatchDay 37
Skyline City 3-0 Skyline United
Redpool 0-1 Soccoroo
Bluepool 0-1 Herogeos SC
Justidell 2-3 Rockrote
Herogeos 3-2 Narcana
Federation 3-0 Wanacana
Commonbel 2-0 Quentis
Nirvana 0-2 Skyline FC
Mangolana City 2-1 Goldshom
Arsenrall 3-0 Mascona FC
MatchDay 38
Soccoroo 1-0 Skyline City
Herogeos SC 1-1 Skyline United
Rockrote 0-1 Redpool
Narcana 1-1 Bluepool
Wanacana 1-1 Justidell
Quentis 0-3 Herogeos
Skyline FC 1-2 Federation
Goldshom 0-0 Commonbel
Mascona FC 1-1 Nirvana
Arsenrall 1-0 Mangolana City


Premier League Standings

Team P W D L For Ag +/- Pts
1 Soccoroo 38 24 8 6 62 23 +39 80 Champions Cup, Copa de Campeones
2 Mangolana City 38 24 7 7 66 24 +42 79 Globe Cup
3 Skyline United 38 23 8 7 60 35 +25 77 Globe Cup
4 Federation 38 24 4 10 70 40 +30 76 Globe Cup

5 Skyline FC 38 22 9 7 68 32 +36 75
6 Arsenrall 38 22 9 7 43 18 +25 75
7 Commonbel 38 18 9 11 30 24 +6 63
8 Skyline City 38 17 10 11 49 42 +7 61
9 Justidell 38 17 8 13 36 28 +8 59
10 Herogeos 38 13 12 13 45 42 +3 51
11 Mascona FC 38 12 12 14 30 37 -7 48
12 Redpool 38 11 8 19 22 40 -18 41
13 Quentis 38 12 5 21 29 55 -26 41
14 Wanacana 38 9 9 20 33 48 -15 36
15 Rockrote 38 9 9 20 33 66 -33 36
16 Nirvana 38 9 7 22 26 54 -28 34
17 Goldshom 38 8 9 21 24 44 -20 33
18 Herogeos SC 38 6 12 20 26 44 -18 30 Relegated
19 Bluepool 38 5 15 18 24 45 -21 30 Relegated
20 Narcana 38 5 10 23 46 81 -35 25 Relegated


Super League Standings

Team P W D L For Ag +/- Pts
1 Dalenderain 38 26 5 7 83 36 +47 83 Promoted SBCC
2 Homozeles 38 23 9 6 54 28 +26 78 Promoted SBCC
3 Totten 38 23 4 11 56 34 +22 73 Promoted SBCC

4 Jaconess 38 22 6 10 67 37 +30 72 SBCC
5 Goldshom FC 38 22 5 11 54 31 +23 71
6 Welkar 38 19 8 11 55 45 +10 65
7 Arlnet 38 17 12 9 46 36 +10 63
8 Mascona Fidel 38 13 12 13 37 33 +4 51
9 Sarcaloss 38 13 12 13 32 33 -1 51
10 Amsterpom 38 15 5 18 35 47 -12 50
11 Carleck 38 13 7 18 44 59 -15 46
12 Victoret 38 12 8 18 31 48 -17 44
13 Cretons 38 11 10 17 32 37 -5 43
14 Glutnes 38 10 13 15 31 39 -8 43
15 Zaxell 38 11 9 18 31 46 -15 42
16 Quell 38 9 12 17 28 41 -13 39
17 SFC Mascona 38 10 8 20 27 44 -17 38
18 Xuese 38 10 7 21 29 59 -30 37 Relegated
19 Broteng FC 38 9 9 20 38 55 -17 36 Relegated
20 Robinino 38 8 7 23 19 41 -22 31 Relegated


Pro League Standings

Team P W D L For Ag +/- Pts
1 Coropelles 38 26 5 7 78 32 +46 83 Promoted
2 Skyliness 38 26 5 7 68 25 +43 83 Promoted
3 Clusendail FC 38 22 11 5 66 24 +42 77 Promoted

4 Northwood 38 22 9 7 74 35 +39 75
5 Mangolana FC 38 20 12 6 51 29 +22 72
6 Benjin 38 21 6 11 59 39 +20 69
7 Godong 38 19 10 9 43 21 +22 67
8 Shauning 38 19 8 11 59 30 +29 65
9 Broteng 38 16 7 15 49 38 +11 55
10 Bolenege 38 16 7 15 61 56 +5 55
11 Guadaloipe 38 13 10 15 45 42 +3 49
12 Narcana SC 38 13 10 15 40 45 -5 49
13 Houte 38 10 13 15 35 48 -13 43
14 South Point 38 12 6 20 40 52 -12 42
15 Zacharias SC 38 9 15 14 28 41 -13 42
16 Castines 38 9 12 17 31 47 -16 39
17 Amner Show FC 38 10 8 20 34 50 -16 38
18 Slimener 38 10 4 24 29 73 -44 34 Relegated
19 Bloomingburg 38 2 5 31 31 117 -86 11 Relegated
20 Clense FC 38 3 1 34 17 94 -77 10 Relegated


Mangolana (MNG) qualifiers
Champions’ Cup: Soccoroo
Globe Cup: Mangolana City, Skyline United, Federation
Series B Champions' Cup: Dalenderain, Homozeles, Totten, Jaconess
Copa de Campeones: Soccoroo


Mangolana (MNG) Final Site Bids
Champions Cup
Lone Island Stadium, Nirvana (57,000) The newly renovated stadium for Nirvana, which is managed by former Mangolana National team Captain and Manager Robert Jimenez has had the team undergo a transformation and has made the stadium and team respectful for the people of Nicad. The stadium is located just off the Mangolana Bay south of Lake Cygnus in Rushmore and seats 56,500 with standing room only making the capacity at 57,000. The crowd can get rowdy at times but the best the stadium has been ranked as the best security force in the Premier League for the last 2 seasons.
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Globe Cup
Grego-Johnson Stadium, Dalenderain (43,000) The stadium can be expanded if need be to 45,000 should ticket demand reach requirments. An area between fan areas has been removed and replaced by a standing room only seating. The area the stadium is located is also very well as it gives a great view of Lake Cygnus to its northern side and is the home of the Mangolana Soccer Association offices.
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Series B Champions Cup
Executive Stadium, Arlnet (38,000) One of the oldest stadiums in the Mangolana premier league, second to only Clydsedale Stadium in Skyline. The stadium is also located right on the Goose Sea with a beach located just south of the stadium which is home to a Beach Soccer stadium used during Mangolana's Beach Cup hosting. Arlnet is also home to Mangolana's biggest Naval fleet and is the headquarters for Mangolana Navy training. The city is also great for Mangolana tourism and is home to the new Arlnet International Airport, the second international airport in Mangolana along with the Mascona International Airport.
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Season 27 - Matchdays 11-20

With Hyford FC sat at the top of the table after ten match days, can the team keep up their performance, or will they be doomed to fall? Can newcomers Lesko Pavillion make their way into a promotion spot? We'll find out in time, but for now, he's the second third of the season!

MATCHDAY 11
Pinehearth United 3-0 Westonbirt City
Fligsive FC 2-0 Ashgrove Town
Dysenside Duellers 1-0 FC Milenol
FC Baudelaire 0-1 Nostromo Meteorites
Wozinitz Wonderers 1-2 Magnaeus City
Hyford FC 2-0 Burgess FC
Diomede FC 0-1 Gatesby Athletic
Vale Conglomerate 1-0 Beaconsby Flames
FC Aldonelly 1-3 Tessewind Tuesday
Lesko Pavillion 1-1 Katonbeck Kaperers
Hawkington Town 1-0 Cardertower
Rattford 1-0 Shinra Town


On Matchday Eleven, Sparks flew as Pinehearth United dominated a lacklustre Westonbirt side, by three goals to none. Elsewhere, Dysenside Duellers managed to pick up a vital win that could save them from the relegation zone further down the line. Hyford managed to retain the top spot by winning against Burgess FC, proving that you don't need a Jacob Pratt in your team in order to win. In Division 2, the match to watch was the 1-3 game FC Aldonelly played against Tessewind Tuesday. Tuesday blew them out of the water, scoring some brilliant goals in the first half that Aldonelly just couldn't catch up to.

MATCHDAY 12
Ashgrove Town 1-3 Pinehearth United
FC Milenol 0-2 Westonbirt City
Nostromo Meteorites 1-2 Fligsive FC
Magnaeus City 2-0 Dysenside Duellers
Burgess FC 0-2 FC Baudelaire
Hyford FC 2-2 Wozinitz Wonderers
Beaconsby Flames 2-1 Diomede FC
Tessewind Tuesday 1-1 Gatesby Athletic
Katonbeck Kaperers 1-1 Vale Conglomerate
Cardertower 0-0 FC Aldonelly
Shinra Town 1-0 Lesko Pavillion
Rattford 1-1 Hawkington Town


Fligsive continued their recent spate of wins here, beating the Meteorites by 2 goals to 1. It seems that their new transfers have really given them a leg up this season, along with their sheer determination to make an impact as the capital team. FC Baudelaire beat a now struggling Burgess side, and Hyford met their equal in the form of the Wonderers, who tied them up 2-2 at Hyford City Stadium.

MATCHDAY 13
Pinehearth United 1-1 FC Milenol
Ashgrove Town 1-0 Nostromo Meteorites
Westonbirt City 1-0 Magnaeus City
Fligsive FC 0-2 Burgess FC
Dysenside Duellers 1-1 Hyford FC
FC Baudelaire 0-1 Wozinitz Wonderers
Diomede FC 0-3 Tessewind Tuesday
Beaconsby Flames 1-2 Katonbeck Kaperers
Gatesby Athletic 2-0 Cardertower
Vale Conglomerate 1-2 Shinra Town
FC Aldonelly 1-2 Rattford
Lesko Pavillion 1-0 Hawkington Town


Matchday Thirteen. Unlucky for some, including Fligsive, who lost at home to Burgess FC, who seemed to find their feet after some shots in the first half were a bit too close for comfort. Hyford once again struggled to break a win, drawing to the Duellers, who seemed very pleased with the result. In Division 2, Gatesby Athletic continued their fight for promotion by beating back Cardertower 2-0, and Lesko Pavillion beat Hawkington Town once again, this time at the newly built football ground that has sprung up, just like the town. This time, however, Hawkington weren't so pleased, thinking they'd get the team back the next time.

MATCHDAY 14
Nostromo Meteorites 1-3 Pinehearth United
Magnaeus City 3-1 FC Milenol
Burgess FC 2-1 Ashgrove Town
Hyford FC 2-0 Westonbirt City
Wozinitz Wonderers 1-1 Fligsive FC
FC Baudelaire 1-1 Dysenside Duellers
Katonbeck Kaperers 1-0 Diomede FC
Cardertower 1-1 Tessewind Tuesday
Shinra Town 1-1 Beaconsby Flames
Rattford 1-3 Gatesby Athletic
Hawkington Town 1-0 Vale Conglomerate
Lesko Pavillion 1-1 FC Aldonelly


A bunch of 1-1 draws slowed things up a little on this matchday, with only a handful of teams clawing the three points. Hyford beat back Westonbirt, and Magnaeus scored three big goals back at the Bird Cage that stopped FC Milenol dead in their tracks, and Gatesby proved to us why they deserve that space in Division 1 better than Fligsive by taking down Rattford 3-1.

MATCHDAY 15
Pinehearth United 4-2 Magnaeus City
Nostromo Meteorites 0-0 Burgess FC
FC Milenol 0-1 Hyford FC
Ashgrove Town 1-1 Wozinitz Wonderers
Westonbirt City 0-2 FC Baudelaire
Fligsive FC 0-1 Dysenside Duellers
Diomede FC 2-3 Cardertower
Katonbeck Kaperers 0-1 Shinra Town
Tessewind Tuesday 0-0 Rattford
Beaconsby Flames 0-2 Hawkington Town
Gatesby Athletic 0-0 Lesko Pavillion
Vale Conglomerate 0-2 FC Aldonelly


The Fifteenth Matchday saw the Meteorites clash with Burgess, and neither of them came out the better by the end of the 90 minutes. Fligsive seemed to start going down the road most travelled by them, and lost against a very pleased Duellers side. Pinehearth really got one over on Magnaeus City, and got revenge for their 1-1 draw earlier in the season by winning 4-2. Lesko managed to knock Gatesby down a peg or two, as after their winning streak against many teams in Division 2, the plucky team to watch out for managed to tie them up 0-0.

MATCHDAY 16
Burgess FC 2-0 Pinehearth United
Hyford FC 1-3 Magnaeus City
Wozinitz Wonderers 1-1 Nostromo Meteorites
FC Baudelaire 1-1 FC Milenol
Dysenside Duellers 0-1 Ashgrove Town
Fligsive FC 1-2 Westonbirt City
Shinra Town 0-3 Diomede FC
Rattford 2-2 Cardertower
Hawkington Town 1-1 Katonbeck Kaperers
Lesko Pavillion 2-2 Tessewind Tuesday
FC Aldonelly 1-1 Beaconsby Flames
Vale Conglomerate 2-3 Gatesby Athletic


Burgess finally managed to see victory in the form of a 2-0 win against Pinehearth United, as Adam Willis and Jacob Pratt had a fantastic dynamic that blew anything Sean Lucas's men had out of the water. Fligsive let in just one too many goals against Westonbirt, and Bruce Freis just couldn't get the ball past Westonbirt Goalkeeper Mike Allen after his first successful try. In Division 2, just two games ended in victories for our teams, with Diomede taking Shinra town 3-0, and Gatesby Athletic scoring a winning goal in the final minutes of the match to edge ahead of Vale Conglomerate.

MATCHDAY 17
Pinehearth United 1-0 Hyford FC
Burgess FC 4-0 Wozinitz Wonderers
Magnaeus City 2-0 FC Baudelaire
Nostromo Meteorites 1-2 Dysenside Duellers
FC Milenol 1-1 Fligsive FC
Ashgrove Town 1-1 Westonbirt City
Diomede FC 1-1 Rattford
Shinra Town 0-2 Hawkington Town
Cardertower 2-1 Lesko Pavillion
Katonbeck Kaperers 0-1 FC Aldonelly
Tessewind Tuesday 3-0 Vale Conglomerate
Beaconsby Flames 2-0 Gatesby Athletic


After a 2-2 draw on Matchday 6, Burgess FC erased their past mistakes with a rampant 4-0 victory over the Woz back at Sunrise Park. Pinehearth also managed to stick it to Hyford, by scoring a goal just before the end of the first half that Hyford failed to overcome. Magnaeus also fared well, as Felix Kaestner, their new Mytanar forward, scored two opportune goals that sealed the fate for the struggling Baudelaire team. Milenol and Fligsive just couldn't shake each other, and the game resulted in a draw that in the second half could have been won by anybody.

MATCHDAY 18
Wozinitz Wonderers 1-2 Pinehearth United
FC Baudelaire 2-1 Hyford FC
Dysenside Duellers 2-2 Burgess FC
Fligsive FC 1-1 Magnaeus City
Westonbirt City 0-1 Nostromo Meteorites
Ashgrove Town 0-0 FC Milenol
Hawkington Town 0-0 Diomede FC
Lesko Pavillion 1-0 Rattford
FC Aldonelly 2-1 Shinra Town
Vale Conglomerate 1-0 Cardertower
Gatesby Athletic 1-0 Katonbeck Kaperers
Beaconsby Flames 1-0 Tessewind Tuesday


After Fligsive beat them at home, the best Magnaeus could call up was a draw at the Flynn Arena on Matchday 18. Things didn't look any better for Burgess, who were matched one for one by the Duellers at every opportunity. Lekso Pavillion managed to pull ahead of Rattford in Division 2, and Vale Conglomerate beat a far more experienced Cardertower side 1-0 at home.

MATCHDAY 19
Pinehearth United 1-2 FC Baudelaire
Wozinitz Wonderers 1-1 Dysenside Duellers
Hyford FC 1-0 Fligsive FC
Burgess FC 2-0 Westonbirt City
Magnaeus City 1-0 Ashgrove Town
Nostromo Meteorites 1-1 FC Milenol
Diomede FC 0-2 Lesko Pavillion
Hawkington Town 1-2 FC Aldonelly
Rattford 1-0 Vale Conglomerate
Shinra Town 0-0 Gatesby Athletic
Cardertower 0-0 Beaconsby Flames
Katonbeck Kaperers 0-4 Tessewind Tuesday


Pinehearth and FC Baudelaire may have seen the beginnings of a new rivalry, as Baudelaire's 1-2 win away means that the team remains even on head-to-head wins this season. United went into the game thinking that they'd take it easily, but it wasn't to be as FC Baudelaire had other plans. Burgess saw off Westonbirt at home, and the Meteorites and Milenol played it down to the wire in a game that the bookmakers had pinned on Nostromo. In Division 2, nobody had really heard a peep out of the Katonbeck Kaperers until today, when they lost 4-0 against Tuesday. Not the best publicity that you'd ever want...

MATCHDAY 20
Dysenside Duellers 3-0 Pinehearth United
Fligsive FC 0-0 FC Baudelaire
Westonbirt City 1-0 Wozinitz Wonderers
Ashgrove Town 2-1 Hyford FC
FC Milenol 0-1 Burgess FC
Nostromo Meteorites 1-1 Magnaeus City
FC Aldonelly 1-1 Diomede FC
Vale Conglomerate 0-0 Lesko Pavillion
Gatesby Athletic 1-0 Hawkington Town
Beaconsby Flames 3-0 Rattford
Tessewind Tuesday 1-0 Shinra Town
Katonbeck Kaperers 2-1 Cardertower


Here the Duellers proved that it's never over until you're relegated, by beating Pinehearth 3-0 at the Sabre Arena, and scoring some choice goals in the early minutes of the match. Burgess only managed to score a single goal against Milenol, but it was enough to hand them the victory on the day. Fligsive and Baudelaire's match ended up somewhat reminiscent of a damp squib, as people had been hyping the match at the Flynn Arena up for weeks. Magnaeus and Nostromo repeated their previous match, only with the location and the goal timings switched, resulting in just a single point for the both of them.

And so, with just 14 matchdays left to go, this is what the league table is looking like. Burgess have battled their way back up to their former glory, with Hyford and Pinehearth clinging to the coat-tails of the coastal team. Magnaeus and Fligsive are duking it out in the middle of the table, with Magnaeus at this point being the better team, with three more points. In Division 2, Gatesby are a massive five points clear of second placed Tessewind Tuesday, but with 14 matchdays left, it could all change.

Division 1 Standings
Team P W D L For Ag +/- Pts
1 Image Burgess FC 20 9 7 4 25 17 +8 34
2 Image Hyford FC 20 10 3 7 28 18 +10 33
3 Image Pinehearth United 20 9 5 6 29 26 +3 32
4 Image Magnaeus City 20 8 7 5 27 22 +5 31
5 Image Fligsive FC 20 8 4 8 26 23 +3 28
6 Image Wozinitz Wonderers 20 6 8 6 25 27 -2 26
7 Image FC Baudelaire 20 7 4 9 18 23 -5 25
8 Image Dysenside Duellers 20 6 7 7 16 18 -2 25
9 Image Westonbirt City 20 7 3 10 13 20 -7 24
10 Image Nostromo Meteorites 20 6 6 8 21 21 +0 24
11 Image FC Milenol 20 5 7 8 16 21 -5 22
12 Image Ashgrove Town 20 5 7 8 18 26 -8 22

Division 2 Standings
Team P W D L For Ag +/- Pts
1 Gatesby Athletic 20 12 6 2 29 14 +15 42
2 Tessewind Tuesday 20 10 7 3 33 13 +20 37
3 Shinra Town 20 8 6 6 19 20 -1 30
4 FC Aldonelly 20 8 5 7 25 23 +2 29
5 Rattford 20 7 6 7 25 27 -2 27
6 Lesko Pavillion 20 6 9 5 18 17 +1 27
7 Hawkington Town 20 7 5 8 19 18 +1 26
8 Cardertower 20 6 6 8 20 26 -6 24
9 Katonbeck Kaperers 20 6 6 8 18 26 -8 24
10 Diomede FC 20 5 7 8 24 25 -1 22
11 Beaconsby Flames 20 5 6 9 14 22 -8 21
12 Vale Conglomerate 20 4 3 13 19 32 -13 15
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Postby Acedonia » Thu Jul 25, 2013 12:40 am

Acedonian Premier League

Acedonian Premier League restructures

(Acedonian Press) Fans of the Legion were relieved today when Commissioner Achillios Kenteris announced the expansion of the Acedonian Premier League to 12 teams for the upcoming season. This move comes as a result of the shocking decision to permit the Free Republics National Soccer Team to compete in the APL. With only the Ravens having earned promotion from the Second Division, Commissioner Kenteris decided to give the Legion a reprieve.

Rule Theriault spoke at length to the AP today. He explained his decision. The Republican manager said that he had made this decision for a number of reasons. Firstly, there was the team chemistry factor. By training together year-round and participating in both domestic and international matches together, the Republicans can better develop a strong team chemistry, or so Mr. Theriault hopes. He also referenced performance-enhancing drugs, which are legal and commonly sold over-the-counter in the Free Republics. PED use is rampant in their domestic leagues. Therefore, the Free Republics are not able to enter their best athletes in international competition.

The Republican media tend to spin things a little differently regarding PEDs. Their professional leagues officially deny PED use among their athletes. Publications such as Sporting World, in order to get access to those leagues, must not report anything regarding alleged PED use by Republican athletes. The mainstream sporting press in the Free Republics do so willingly.

In particular, Sporting World is a fairly infamous publication. They are known for employing mostly female journalists, who are hired based on their appearance, rather than their ability. The editor of the magazine, a married man, is rumored to be having multiple affairs with their journalists. This is probably not very surprising, since Sporting World is famous for their annual skin issue. Every winter, between the end of gridiron football season and the start of baseball season, Sporting World publishes a pornographic issue filled with photographs of unclothed women. Typically, several female Republican athletes appear in Sporting World every year.

With the change to 12 teams, the upcoming season of the Acedonian Premier League will be a 44-game season. Meanwhile, the Second Division, which is now an 8-team league, will play a 42 game schedule. Once again, the champions of the Premier League will qualify for the Champions Cup. The teams that finish second, third and fourth in the Premier League will qualify for the Globe Cup. One change this year involves the Series B Champions Cup. The top 4 finishers in the Second Division will qualify for the Series B Champions Cup. Under the new league system, a single team will be promoted from the Second Division and a single team relegated from the Premier League. This year, there will be no relegation from the Second Division. Instead, the top 2 finishers in the Third Division will earn promotion to the Second Division.

There is also an entirely new competition known as the Acedonian Cup. This event will involve teams from the Premier League and the Second Division. The 12 Premier League teams will earn first round byes while the 8 Second Division sides will play for those final 4 spots in the Round of 16. Each round of the Acedonian Cup will be 2 legs, home-and-away, with whichever team scores more aggregate goals advancing. The away goals rule will be in effect. If the teams are still tied, a 3rd match would be held between the 2 sides, with extra time and penalties if it proves necessary. Teams will be seeded based on performance last year, with Legion seeded 12th and Free Republics 11th.

The Acedonian Premier League Season will start soon. The Vultures are the pre-season favorites. Despite that, the Ravens spent heavily this offseason and are expected to contend immediately. The Free Republics are the wild card. Nobody knows whether they will play at their best while they are in Acedonia. This promises to be a most interesting season.

OOC: No scorination for now. Since there are still 2 and a half weeks until the deadline, I'll get around to it, probably after I finish my baseball league.
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Postby The Inevitable Syndicate » Sat Jul 27, 2013 12:26 pm

Matchdays 1-10
Matchdays 11-20

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ClayComms Premier League
Season 27 - Matchdays 21-34

With everything to play for, it's time to wrap up the 27th season of the ClayComms Premier League. Will the usual folks emerge victorious, or will a new team take the top spot? It's time to find out!

MATCHDAY 21
Pinehearth United 2-0 Fligsive FC
Dysenside Duellers 0-1 Westonbirt City
FC Baudelaire 3-0 Ashgrove Town
Wozinitz Wonderers 2-0 FC Milenol
Hyford FC 1-2 Nostromo Meteorites
Burgess FC 1-0 Magnaeus City
Diomede FC 1-0 Vale Conglomerate
FC Aldonelly 2-2 Gatesby Athletic
Lesko Pavillion 0-1 Beaconsby Flames
Hawkington Town 1-1 Tessewind Tuesday
Rattford 2-1 Katonbeck Kaperers
Shinra Town 1-1 Cardertower


After Fligsive managed to dominate Pinehearth United 6-2 at home on Matchday 10, Pinehearth managed to gear up and take out some revenge on the capital team, beating them 2-0 back at Pinehearth City Stadium. Meanwhile, the Clash At Arborshire was in full force, as Dysenside and Westonbirt played each other in a tense game that saw Westonbirt emerge victorious after a long 90 minutes. The Woz managed to settle for a 2-0 win over FC Milenol, but there were some points in the game where it looked like they could have scored more. The Flames managed to beat back rising side Lekso Pavillion, but only by a single goal.

MATCHDAY 22
Westonbirt City 2-0 Pinehearth United
Ashgrove Town 0-3 Fligsive FC
FC Milenol 1-0 Dysenside Duellers
Nostromo Meteorites 1-3 FC Baudelaire
Magnaeus City 0-0 Wozinitz Wonderers
Burgess FC 3-1 Hyford FC
Gatesby Athletic 2-0 Diomede FC
Beaconsby Flames 4-0 Vale Conglomerate
Tessewind Tuesday 1-0 FC Aldonelly
Katonbeck Kaperers 1-1 Lesko Pavillion
Cardertower 0-1 Hawkington Town
Shinra Town 0-1 Rattford


On this Matchday Fligsive FC once again showed us all why they are truly deserving of that leg up into Division 1, by scoring three goals against a defensive Ashgrove side who were playing at home. Magnaeus City played a game down to the bitter end with the Wonderers, and unfortunately no team scored a goal to break the stalemate. Burgess asserted their dominance against long-time rivals Hyford, by winning 3-1, and in Division 2, the Flames burned out new side Vale Conglomerate 4-0!

MATCHDAY 23
Pinehearth United 0-1 Diomede FC
Westonbirt City 2-0 Gatesby Athletic
Fligsive FC 4-0 Vale Conglomerate
Dysenside Duellers 1-1 FC Aldonelly
FC Baudelaire 1-0 Lesko Pavillion
Wozinitz Wonderers 1-0 Hawkington Town
Hyford FC 0-2 Rattford
Burgess FC 1-1 Shinra Town
Magnaeus City 2-4 Cardertower
Nostromo Meteorites 0-2 Katonbeck Kaperers
FC Milenol 0-1 Tessewind Tuesday
Ashgrove Town 0-0 Beaconsby Flames


Matchday 23 marks the start of the leg of league where teams play those from other divisions, and this proved to be an interesting start to that. Pinehearth lost to a Diomede side that really wasn't expecting the win, and Fligsive FC wiped the floor with the Vale Conglomerate in a 4-0 sweep that gave them some vital points in the run up to the final matchdays. Cardertower also did well, winning against Magnaeus city in a bit of a goal-fest that saw Cardertower score three goals in the space of ten minutes!

MATCHDAY 24
Gatesby Athletic 2-0 Pinehearth United
Vale Conglomerate 2-1 Westonbirt City
FC Aldonelly 1-0 Fligsive FC
Lesko Pavillion 1-1 Dysenside Duellers
Hawkington Town 2-0 FC Baudelaire
Rattford 2-1 Wozinitz Wonderers
Shinra Town 0-1 Hyford FC
Cardertower 0-1 Burgess FC
Katonbeck Kaperers 1-1 Magnaeus City
Tessewind Tuesday 1-1 Nostromo Meteorites
Beaconsby Flames 0-0 FC Milenol
Diomede FC 2-0 Ashgrove Town


The Division 2 teams continued to do unexpectedly well compared to their Division 1 counterparts. Gatesby took on Pinehearth and won, and Rattford beat the Wonderers in a result that nobody could have predicted due to an own goal from one of the Woninitz defenders. Hyford and Burgess managed to fare well, being the only two teams in Division 1 that made it out of that matchday with a win.

MATCHDAY 25
Pinehearth United 2-1 Vale Conglomerate
Westonbirt City 0-1 FC Aldonelly
Fligsive FC 3-0 Lesko Pavillion
Dysenside Duellers 1-0 Hawkington Town
FC Baudelaire 2-1 Rattford
Wozinitz Wonderers 2-1 Shinra Town
Hyford FC 0-1 Cardertower
Burgess FC 4-0 Katonbeck Kaperers
Magnaeus City 1-0 Tessewind Tuesday
Nostromo Meteorites 0-0 Beaconsby Flames
FC Milenol 2-0 Diomede FC
Ashgrove Town 1-1 Gatesby Athletic


On this Matchday, Burgess continued to fare fantastically against the smaller teams, but Hyford slipped to Cardertower and lost 1-0. Fligsive climbed back up from their fall, beating Pavillion 3-0 with some good goals before the end of the first half that rocketed past the poor Pavillion defence. The Flames tied it up with the meteorites, in what was hyped to be one of the hottest games in football, but by the end of it appeared to be a damp squib, as the final score was a meagre 0-0.

MATCHDAY 26
FC Aldonelly 0-3 Pinehearth United
Lesko Pavillion 2-1 Westonbirt City
Hawkington Town 0-2 Fligsive FC
Rattford 0-1 Dysenside Duellers
Shinra Town 1-1 FC Baudelaire
Cardertower 1-0 Wozinitz Wonderers
Katonbeck Kaperers 1-2 Hyford FC
Tessewind Tuesday 0-0 Burgess FC
Beaconsby Flames 1-1 Magnaeus City
Diomede FC 1-2 Nostromo Meteorites
Gatesby Athletic 2-0 FC Milenol
Vale Conglomerate 1-0 Ashgrove Town


Vale Conglomerate managed to pull off a win against Ashgrove Town, who's chances of staying in the league seem to be slipping by the minute. Speaking of slipping, wet weather conditions at Tessewind's home stadium meant that Burgess only managed to make do with going goalless: of course, they didn't concede any either, so the game ended in a tie. Pavillion managed to beat Westonbirt, and the losers seemed rather unimpressed. Most unimpressed of all on this matchday, however, was probably FC Milenol, who were looking for a win but found nothing of the sort after getting knocked down a peg or two by Gatesby.

MATCHDAY 27
Pinehearth United 1-0 Lesko Pavillion
Westonbirt City 2-1 Hawkington Town
Fligsive FC 1-0 Rattford
Dysenside Duellers 0-0 Shinra Town
FC Baudelaire 0-1 Cardertower
Wozinitz Wonderers 3-0 Katonbeck Kaperers
Hyford FC 2-0 Tessewind Tuesday
Burgess FC 2-1 Beaconsby Flames
Magnaeus City 3-0 Diomede FC
Nostromo Meteorites 3-3 Gatesby Athletic
FC Milenol 1-0 Vale Conglomerate
Ashgrove Town 1-1 FC Aldonelly


Gatesby moved from strength to strength with the team's bland grey kits being swapped out for hot pink in their away match against the Meteorites. They managed to score three goals to match Nostromo, and they claimed their single point with pride. FC Baudelaire drew the short straw and faltered to Cardertower, losing 1-0 at the Klaus Memorial Stadium. The Duellers only managed to scrape a draw against Shinra, which Shinra actually seemed pleased with.
MATCHDAY 28
Hawkington Town 0-3 Pinehearth United
Rattford 2-0 Westonbirt City
Shinra Town 0-0 Fligsive FC
Cardertower 0-3 Dysenside Duellers
Katonbeck Kaperers 1-1 FC Baudelaire
Tessewind Tuesday 0-0 Wozinitz Wonderers
Beaconsby Flames 0-0 Hyford FC
Diomede FC 1-1 Burgess FC
Gatesby Athletic 0-2 Magnaeus City
Vale Conglomerate 0-1 Nostromo Meteorites
FC Aldonelly 3-0 FC Milenol
Lesko Pavillion 0-2 Ashgrove Town


Another win for Pinehearth, and only a draw for Fligsive on Matchday 28, as Fligsive just couldn't get it going against Shinra Town. Burgess also had to make do with a tie against Diomede, and the team that is often claimed to be "Nostromo's Little Brother" was glad to snatch a point from the top dogs. FC Aldonelly dominated Milenol 3-0, and the Milenol side just couldn't outpace the opponent.

MATCHDAY 29
Pinehearth United 1-1 Rattford
Westonbirt City 0-1 Shinra Town
Fligsive FC 2-1 Cardertower
Dysenside Duellers 1-0 Katonbeck Kaperers
FC Baudelaire 0-2 Tessewind Tuesday
Wozinitz Wonderers 2-0 Beaconsby Flames
Hyford FC 1-1 Diomede FC
Burgess FC 1-0 Gatesby Athletic
Magnaeus City 2-1 Vale Conglomerate
Nostromo Meteorites 1-0 FC Aldonelly
FC Milenol 2-0 Lesko Pavillion
Ashgrove Town 1-1 Hawkington Town


Gatesby Athletic suffered when they faced a vengeful Burgess Side, and they paid the price in the form of a 1-0 loss. Still, it could have been worse, as the Flames got doused by the Wonderers in a 2-0 game. Vale Congolmerate managed to score 1 against Maganeus, but the team retaliated and scored two goals in the second half that rained on the parade that Vale had. Lesko also took a defeat at the hands of FC Milenol, and Hyford didn't get what they want when they played Diomede either.

MATCHDAY 30
Shinra Town 0-0 Pinehearth United
Cardertower 0-2 Westonbirt City
Katonbeck Kaperers 0-1 Fligsive FC
Tessewind Tuesday 2-0 Dysenside Duellers
Beaconsby Flames 1-1 FC Baudelaire
Diomede FC 2-3 Wozinitz Wonderers
Gatesby Athletic 0-1 Hyford FC
Vale Conglomerate 1-2 Burgess FC
FC Aldonelly 2-3 Magnaeus City
Lesko Pavillion 2-1 Nostromo Meteorites
Hawkington Town 0-1 FC Milenol
Rattford 1-0 Ashgrove Town


Hyford recouped their losses after their game against Gatesby, which resulted in a 1-0 win with a key goal from Gulliver that ended up costing Gatesby the match. Burgess didn't beat Vale Conglomerate as badly as everyone was expecting; the Vale side even managed to put a goal past Burgess in the early stages of the match, but obviously it wouldn't be enough to get them the win. Maganeus City carelessly let in 2 goals from FC Aldonelly, before putting three in themselves to take the match back. Rattford managed to get a win against Ashgrove Town, and Pavillion won against the Meteorites, in a shocking game that saw the Nostromo defence half asleep!

MATCHDAY 31
Pinehearth United 0-1 Cardertower
Westonbirt City 2-1 Katonbeck Kaperers
Fligsive FC 0-0 Tessewind Tuesday
Dysenside Duellers 1-1 Beaconsby Flames
FC Baudelaire 1-2 Diomede FC
Wozinitz Wonderers 2-0 Gatesby Athletic
Hyford FC 1-1 Vale Conglomerate
Burgess FC 0-1 FC Aldonelly
Magnaeus City 2-1 Lesko Pavillion
Nostromo Meteorites 1-0 Hawkington Town
FC Milenol 1-0 Rattford
Ashgrove Town 1-0 Shinra Town


Cardertower kicked this matchday off by surprising Pinehearth with a goal, and the Flames and the Duellers duked it out with neither team performing well enough to take the win. Pavillion couldn't replicate the luck they had with Nostromo against Magnaeus, so they were condemned to a 2-1 defeat. The Wonderers played well against a Gatesby side that was truly on form, but in the end the Division 1 team managed to take the victory without conceding any goals.

MATCHDAY 32
Katonbeck Kaperers 1-2 Pinehearth United
Tessewind Tuesday 1-1 Westonbirt City
Beaconsby Flames 0-2 Fligsive FC
Diomede FC 2-2 Dysenside Duellers
Gatesby Athletic 4-0 FC Baudelaire
Vale Conglomerate 2-0 Wozinitz Wonderers
FC Aldonelly 0-1 Hyford FC
Lesko Pavillion 1-3 Burgess FC
Hawkington Town 2-4 Magnaeus City
Rattford 3-3 Nostromo Meteorites
Shinra Town 1-0 FC Milenol
Cardertower 0-1 Ashgrove Town


If Gatesby were on form in the last matchday, they were stellar in this one in beating FC Baudelaire 4-0 in what proved to be a critical match in the league tables. Lesko Pavillion finally faced Burgess, and managed to put a goal in during Burgess's domination of the ball. Fligsive came up against the Flames, and scored two goals before calling it a day and focusing on defence, and it Beaconsby couldn't do anything about it.

MATCHDAY 33
Pinehearth United 1-1 Tessewind Tuesday
Westonbirt City 4-0 Beaconsby Flames
Fligsive FC 2-1 Diomede FC
Dysenside Duellers 1-1 Gatesby Athletic
FC Baudelaire 3-1 Vale Conglomerate
Wozinitz Wonderers 4-0 FC Aldonelly
Hyford FC 3-0 Lesko Pavillion
Burgess FC 1-0 Hawkington Town
Magnaeus City 0-0 Rattford
Nostromo Meteorites 0-2 Shinra Town
FC Milenol 2-0 Cardertower
Ashgrove Town 1-2 Katonbeck Kaperers


On this penultimate matchday, many teams were scrambling for goals which could translate to a place or two in the rankings. Hyford scored three of them against Pavillion and Shinra Town managed to score two against Nostromo, who just haven't been faring well this season at all. Fligsive's game against Diomede turned to the favour of the Division 1 side, who came out a goal ahead by the end of the game. FC Milenol, desperate to finish the season out of the relegation zone, scored a win against Cardertower, 2-0.

MATCHDAY 34
Beaconsby Flames 1-0 Pinehearth United
Diomede FC 1-2 Westonbirt City
Gatesby Athletic 1-2 Fligsive FC
Vale Conglomerate 0-0 Dysenside Duellers
FC Aldonelly 2-1 FC Baudelaire
Lesko Pavillion 0-2 Wozinitz Wonderers
Hawkington Town 1-3 Hyford FC
Rattford 2-0 Burgess FC
Shinra Town 0-1 Magnaeus City
Cardertower 0-1 Nostromo Meteorites
Katonbeck Kaperers 2-1 FC Milenol
Tessewind Tuesday 1-2 Ashgrove Town


The final matchday bought us what was probably the most surprising result of the season. Burgess, knowing they were 7 points clear of the championship even before Fligsive had played their game, didn't even bother against Rattford, who, at home, scored two goals compared to Burgess's none. This shocked fans and bookmakers alike, who hadn't really predicted such a result at all! Fligsive went on to win their game against Gatesby, but it wasn't enough to take the top spot. Magnaeus also vied hard for second, and their win against Shinra would have been enough to get them there had Fligsive lost, but on this occasion, the capital team did better, which makes a huge change from their poor performance last season. I guess sometimes a wage cut is good for you!

And with that, the 27th season of the league is over. Burgess emerged victorious, with Fligsive and Magneus coming second and third respectively. Nostromo plummeted down the table to 8th, and FC Baudelaire and Ashgrove will be dropping down to the second division next season. Gatesby Athletic and Tessewind Tuesday will be joining us back in Divison 1 next season, after their brief time in Division 2, as will Shinra Town due to their 5th place finish.

Division 1 Standings
Team P W D L For Ag +/- Pts
1 Image Burgess FC 34 18 10 6 45 26 +19 64 - Champions Cup, AOCL
2 Image Fligsive FC 34 18 6 10 48 29 +19 60 - Globe Cup
3 Image Magnaeus City 34 16 11 7 49 35 +14 59 - Globe Cup
4 Image Hyford FC 34 17 6 11 45 30 +15 57 - Globe Cup
5 Image Wozinitz Wonderers 34 15 10 9 47 35 +12 55
6 Image Pinehearth United 34 15 8 11 44 37 +7 53
7 Image Westonbirt City 34 15 4 15 33 32 +1 49
8 Image Nostromo Meteorites 34 12 10 12 38 39 -1 46
9 Image FC Milenol 34 12 8 14 27 32 -5 44
10 Image Dysenside Duellers 34 10 14 10 28 28 +0 44
11 Image FC Baudelaire 34 12 7 15 35 42 -7 43 - Relegated
12 Image Ashgrove Town 34 9 11 14 28 42 -14 38 - Relegated

Division 2 Standings
Team P W D L For Ag +/- Pts
1 Gatesby Athletic 34 16 10 8 47 31 +16 58 - Promoted, Series B Champions Cup
2 Tessewind Tuesday 34 14 14 6 44 22 +22 56 - Promoted, Series B Champions Cup
3 Rattford 34 14 9 11 42 38 +4 51 - Series B Champions Cup
4 FC Aldonelly 34 13 8 13 39 41 -2 47 - Series B Champions Cup
5 Shinra Town 34 11 12 11 27 29 -2 45
6 Cardertower 34 11 7 16 30 42 -12 40
7 Beaconsby Flames 34 8 13 13 24 35 -11 37
8 Diomede FC 34 9 10 15 39 46 -7 37
9 Katonbeck Kaperers 34 9 9 16 31 48 -17 36
10 Lesko Pavillion 34 8 11 15 26 41 -15 35
11 Hawkington Town 34 9 7 18 28 39 -11 34
12 Vale Conglomerate 34 7 5 22 29 54 -25 26


The Inevitable Syndicate (TIS) qualifiers
Champions' Cup: Burgess FC
[Youth Cup: Burgess Storm JFC]
Series B Champions Cup: Gatesby Athletic, Tessewind Tuesday, Rattford, FC Alondelly
Globe Cup: Fligsive FC, Magnaeus City, Hyford FC
Atlantian Oceania Champions' League: Burgess FC

The Inevitable Syndicate (TIS) Stadium Bids

Champions' Cup: Flynn Arena, Fligsive (96,500 seat capacity)
After seeing Sunrise Park do such a brilliant job hosting the last Globe Cup final, Fligsive want a piece of the International Domestic Scene by hosting the Champions Cup Final (which no Syndicatian Team is likely to see in the next few cycles). The ever beating heart of football in the Syndicate, the Flynn Arena is an enthralling stadium that could be the perfect place for the Champion's Cup Final. Erected in 11943, after a great fire destroyed the previous wooden stadium, the Flynn Arena opened its doors to the world and is the current stadium of Fligsive FC. It has undergone many conversions in its time, with extension after extension being built to accommodate larger and larger crowds. The stadium is situated in a prime location in the city, that is easily reachable on the Fligsive Metro. The iconic green and black seats could set the stage for an iconic Champions Cup Final, if given the chance...

Series B Champions' Cup: The Bird Cage (57,300 seat capacity)
Not to be one-upped by rivals Fligsive, Magnaeus have decided to put forward a bid for the equally prestigious Series B Champions Cup. The Birdcage, situated on one of higher points of the city of Magnaeus, is where the team plays all of it's prominent games. The stadium's uniform look may not be the most pleasing to the eye, but the pure brilliant white of the stadium complete with it's fine lattice of metal poles around the outside make this stadium one of the most intimidating in the world. Intimidation that Magnaeus City often impose on their foes, but this time, it could be the next SBCC champion...
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Postby Maklohi Vai » Sat Jul 27, 2013 5:00 pm

OOC: I'm going to be running my league every other cycles from now on, partially to try and stick to my other domestic leagues and also because of personal time constraints. The post for last scorination is here: viewtopic.php?p=15288533#p15288533

Maklohi Vai (MKV) qualifiers
Champions’ Cup 50: AC Tamolaki
Globe Cup 47: Kolo Lahi Cannons, Uwalamo FC, FC Napamako
Series B Champions' Cup 47: Tulamoi Travelers, Wakita Whales, Imulokani Hawks, Totai Kings

Maklohi Vai (MKV) final site bid
Globe Cup 47: Vaian National Pitch, Kolo Lahi (capacity 112,532)
The Vaian National Pitch is the stadium of the national team and club team Kolo Lahi United. Constructed 3 years ago, it has become a symbol of the growth of football in the nation and its love for the game. The stadium was constructed for the purpose of drawing attention to the rising Vaian football program, as well as to draw potential hosting bids such as this one. The stadium has already hosted the final of the Friendly Cup 7, widely regarded by Vaian media as one of the best organized international finals in the hosting history of Maklohi Vai. The stadium is located on the water north of Kolo Lahi, the capital, and has several thoroughfares and public transit options to serve it, as well as Kolo Lahi International Airport just a 25 minute drive away. Fans will be provided with a shuttle to downtown Kolo Lahi, where there are numerous restaurants, bars, lodging, and entertainment.
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Postby Sangti » Sat Jul 27, 2013 6:42 pm

League restrcturing of the Liga Futbol de Sangti announced

After the mergers of clubs and the ceasing of other football clubs, the Futbol Associacion de Sangti has announced that further changes will be made in their five-year plan. It already began last season, where the Campeonato and Liga Uno relegated four teams and their lower counterparts only promoted two clubs. The main goal of the restructuring is that the Liga be reduced to three tiers and each division in the 5 levels of the Sangti league pyramid be consist of only 16 teams, including the Conferencia Nacional Sangti and the proposed Conferencia Norte and Conferencia Sur.

The restructuring will not be all at once, but rather a slow process. The following will be the new outline of the restructuring:
1) The starting teams in the Primera Liga, Campeonato, Liga Uno, Liga Dos and Conferencia are 20, 20, 18, 16, and 22 respectively.
2) After the first season, It will be 20, 18, 18, 18, 22. (4 relegations from Campeonato to Liga Uno and Liga Uno to Liga Dos while only 2 promotions from Liga Uno to Campeonato and Liga Dos to Liga Uno)
3) After the second season, All tiers, with the exception of the Conferencia will relegate four teams to their lower tier counterpart while they (except the Primera)will promote only two teams. The next season will decomission the Conferencia Nacional into Conferencia Norte and Conferencia Sur.
4) After the third season, Liga Dos will be decomissioned, and all teams going to Liga Dos at the end o that season will be members of the Conferencia Nacional. (16-18-18-20-12/12)
5) After the fourth season, It will be 16-16-16-18-14/14.
6) At the end of restructuring, the final tally will be 16-16-16-16-16/16.


Changes in the entry levels of Copa del Sangti will reflect these changes, and will be announced after the SuperCopa between Deportivo Nespa and Real Nonasa.

At the start of the third season, regional leagues will return, and the following divisions will be made:
Promotion to Norte: Canton League, Liga Capital, Nomadia Liga and Liga Respaña Nuevo (formerly the Liga Respaña Nuevo Division)
Promotion to Sur: Pranse Ligue, Liga de Nuevo Nomadia, Olhana Liga and Liga Respaña Viejo (formerly the Liga Respaña Viejo Division)

Major Transfers

The following players have completed their transfers to another club:
John Utanes (Rambo Pesgem to Deportivo Nespa (free))
Adrian Magcaleng (Real Tadofal to Real Cintore (free))
Christiann Sanchez (Real Tadofal to Real Cintore (free))
Vincent Panes (Rosavilla Atletico to Sangtiola Nandezfer (3M Sangs))
Vernon Perea (Locomotiva Nandezfer to Ryne Savio (4M Sangs))
Brian Cua (Real Tadofal to Deportivo Nespa (free))
Marion Celebrado (Rosavilla Atletico to Ryne Savio (2M Sangs))

Other minor transfers will be updated in the Sangti Newswires.

Stadium renovations commence

After Estadio Ferdinand Marcos hosted the Series B Champions Cup final, final stages of the inagural Youh Cup and the final of the Campionato Esportivano di Campiones VI, the FAS announced renovation of stadiums around Sangti.

Year 2
Estadio Ramo de Palavedra: Expansion to 35000 (Ramo Central will play its matches in Estadio Municipal Zalesgon, c. 7600)
Nuevo Campamento: Expansion to 45000
Estadio de los Verdes Prados: Expansion to 46000 (because of this, Real CIntore will play its matches in Estadio Rogerio Aspas (c. 12000))
Nueva Estadio de Negros Gatos: New stadium, cap. 30000 (will be owned by the City of Nuelma, for use of Carbonel Nuelma at start of 3rd season)
Estadio Fabian Ver: Expansion to 41000 (Balompie Mogya will play its matches at the Estadio Municipal de Mogya-Catobon (groundshare with Ronda Catobon, c. 15000)


This is to ensure smooth hosting of Sangti in international competitions. The renovations will commence after the International FireStorm Cup.

Liga Aguas Rapidas (LFS Primera) will start next week after the SuperCopa.
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Postby Allinlia » Sat Jul 27, 2013 7:30 pm

Allinlian Premier League

Starting this season the Allinlian Soccer League will be split into a system of 2 league tiers of 15 teams each. The upper league: The Premier League, and the lower league: The Major League. Facing stiffer competition and for the first time the threat of relegation into a lower tier, the top 15 teams from last season have done what they could to stockpile their rosters with talent in order to face off consistently against high level competition. Here is a breakdown of the premier league teams:

Oalinwoth Stags

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Last Season: 1st
Captain: Alex LeFrancois, GK

A small market team from the chilly northern city of Oalinwoth, known for it's brewing tradition and beer halls. Formerly the Goldbrund Stags, one of the 8 founding professional Allinlian Soccer teams, they moved to Oalinwoth 50 years ago and have not experienced a finals appearance in their new city until last season when the team took first place with a 27-9 record but fell short in the finals to Vallent City. Determined to deliver their first league championship to the city of Oalinwoth, the Stags have added all-star veteran talent to their dominant young core by making a blockbuster trade for midfielder Scott Davenport. Oalinwoth is considered a favorite to repeat as league table leaders


Vallent City Dinosaurs

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Last Season: 2nd
Captain: Yoshio Conais, MID

There has perhaps been no team more consistently dominant in recent years than Vallent City, coming into this season on the back of 5 consecutive finals appearances and the current defending League Cup Champions. However time may be running out for Vallent City as there are rumors that their super star midfielder Yoshio Conais may seek an international transfer when his contract is up. Vallent City comes into this season standing by and watching as the rest of the league tries to play catch up as they have kept their roster mostly unchanged while several other teams have made big splashes in trades as well as international and domestic signings. They are predicted to once again be among the elite teams but face stiff competition from the teams that had the cap space to dramatically improve their rosters.


Amberdeen Inferno

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Last Season: 3rd
Captain: Dario Barnelli, MID

One of the smallest markets in the league, Amberdeen makes up for it by being rich in Allinlian Soccer history and tradition as one of the founding 8 teams and the first to ever win the League Cup. The Inferno still play in the same stadium they did when they were founded, though it has of course since been renovated and outfitted with modern amenities, The garden Grounds remains a classic and beautiful arena. Despite their long history they have rarely found success in recent years. Since winning the championship in Dario Barnelli's rookie season they found themselves consistently in the league's cellar since as Barnelli rose to become the star of the team and one of the best players in the league. They have recaptured a bit of glory by adding veteran forward Sven Abernathy and finishing in the semi finals last season. They are a team that is still fighting to keep their super star from jumping ship and have made aggressive offseason moves to try and improve the team. Coming into this season they are strong at every position and are expected to be one of the best teams in the league.


Roos Cobras

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Last Season: 4th
Captain: Wally Allegro, MID

No team has won more championships in the past 50 years than the Roos Cobras, though they curiously have never repeated. Roos sports one of the oldest rosters in the league and have been unable to add anyone new. However they have one of the most intelligent scouting departments in the league and have consistently been able to find quality role players at the bottom of the draft. They are a smart, defense oriented team-first squad whose style seems at odds with the sprawling glitzy sensationalist gambling center that is the city they call home. The team finds itself in a bit of a rut since losing their longtime Manager to Patronus, having finished with a top 4 seed in the regular season but losing in the first round of the playoffs for the last 3 years. They haven't made any big moves in the offseason and the team seems to just be getting older, they are however a team that has a knack for simply finding a way to win games and you count them out at your peril. Predictions for this team vary greatly but most everyone expects them to finish in the top half of the table.


Avallaice Imperials

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Last Season: 5th
Captain: Ryan Watson, GK

A mid market team from the incredibly wealthy mountain city of Avallaice where the Allinlian Imperial Family keeps their palace. The Avallaice Imperials are one of the founding 8 teams and the one that had gone the longest without winning the league cup championship. The Imperials have been consistent basement dwellers and were long suffering until recent years where their speedy exciting offense and smart veteran defense led to 2 championships in the last 10 years. Their dominance may be at an end as their veteran defenders are really beginning to show their age, and to make matters worse, all-star forward Peach Tropic has reportedly expressed interest in the international market. The team has been unable to make any big offseason moves and appears to be on the decline, they however still have one of the league's strongest rosters and are determined to continue their run as an elite team for as long as they can. They are predicted to finish near the top of the table.


Goldbrund Volts

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Last Season: 6th
Captain: Showtime Storm, MID

A big market team from the automotive capital of Allinlia, the Goldbrund Volts are in a similar position as their rivals, the Amberdeen Inferno as they have one of the best passing midfielders in the league in Showtime Storm but for a long time have failed to build a team around him deserving of his talents. They have recently risen themselves out of mediocrity to become an elite team but their upset playoff loss to Dallint has brought on concerns that they are being left behind by the up and coming young teams. In response they have beefed up their roster through international transfers and are now favorites for a top 4 finish


Bellong Roughnecks

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Last Season: 7th
Captain: Lloyd Mulligan, FW

A mid-market coastal city known for it's oil refineries and offshore drilling platoforms, Bellong has been on a roller coaster ride being at a playoff level one season, and the league basement the next, and then back again. Bellong hit the jackpot by securing the #2 pick in a loaded draft to get forward Earl Warbler. With their troublesome young all-star defender Cash Wisca now motivated and focused on the team, Bellong has one of the most dangerous young rosters in the entire league coming into this season. By improving their weakness in the goalkeeper position through international transfers they are now predicted to finish among the very top of the table.


Grant City Anvils

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Last Season: 8th
Captain: Fred Hoggle, DEF

Grant City had finally gotten the super star they have been craving when they added Aurelio Antorcha last season, however they are an aging veteran team that did not have the cap space to make improvements this year and are once again finding themselves underestimated and are predicted to finish near the bottom of the table and have to fight off relegation despite their success last season. They are similar to Caoloon in alot of respects as they have one all-star forward and an unexciting supporting cast. Unlike Caoloon however, Grant City's role players are significantly older and they were unable to make any noise in the international transfer market. Grant City's veteran players are known for not making mistakes and over performing. They come in as an underrated underdog team that will go as far as Antorcha can carry them.


Caoloon Dragons

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Last Season: 9th
Captain: Al Fisher, FW

A mid market city criticized for urban blight and being rundown in several areas, the Dragons were the feel good story of the league last season, surprising everyone by going from the very bottom to a playoff appearance thanks largely to the dominant play of #1 draft pick Al Fisher. Caoloon has attempted to improve while staying young by taking advantage of international transfers but the roster is still full of holes and Caoloon's weak finish last season is an indication to some that opposing defenses have figured out how to deal with Fisher and that his team still has a way to go before they can support him adequately. Though they have a ton of upside, Caoloon is predicted to be a team that will be very concerned about relegation.


Avalloca Aztecs

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Last Season: 10th
Captain: Wheldon Atkins, DEF

From a mid market arid rocky desert city, the Avalloca Aztecs have been a mediocre playoff team for the last couple seasons thanks to a pair of young all-star forwards. Celebrated for their speed but viewed as being weak on defense, Avalloca has improved themselves dramatically by adding veteran midfielder Apple Pie through international transfers last season and making a huge splash by signing defender Wheldon Atkins from Saugeais and trading for goalkeeper Roy Hawk, still widely considered to be the best in Allinlia. These moves have propelled the Aztecs up to being one of the favorites to win the championship. They are an exciting team that is now ready to take the league by storm.


Tortuna Tropics

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Last Season: 11th
Captain: Vinny Fillipponi, FW

From the sunny seaside resort city of Tortuna, the Tropics have been on the playoff bubble for years but finally broke through last season thanks to the talented young Vinny Fillipponi and the efforts of an underrated young squad. Now that they find themselves facing strong teams every match in the new premier league, Tortuna has sought to add to their depth by signing multiple players from Utilitas. Though their many signings have improved the team quite a bit, Tortuna continues to find themselves underestimated as they are predicted to finish near the bottom of the table and to be in the relegation discussion.


Dallint Wildcats

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Last Season: 12th
Captain: Blaze, FW

Formerly a major cow town, Dallint is now a corporate center specializing in electronics and information technology businesses and one of Allinlia's largest sports markets. Their soccer team, the Dallint Wildcats have long been irrelevant however. That all changed when the team took a risk in acquiring injury risk forward Blaze from the Equestrian States to pair with their young all-star defender. Blaze would go on to have an MVP season and bring Dallint to an upset playoff win over Goldbrund. Dallint has done what they could to improve the team for survival in the premier league but have fallen short in their objective of securing an elite goalkeeper. However they have improved in other areas so if Blaze can continue to remain healthy Dallint can finish in the top half of the premier league.


Pargo Ironclads

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Last Season: 13th
Captain: Watt Ario, DEF

The capital of Allinlia, as well as it's largest and one of it's oldest cities, Pargo has a strong soccer tradition as well. Formerly the Pargo Seagulls before changing their name to the Ironclads. The Ironclads made history in recent years by becoming the only team in league history to 3-peat. They have since fallen on hard times, at least for Pargo. Though they have one of the best veteran defenses in the league, their offense has been lacking as the young players brought in to replace the players they lost in free agency following their champion years have yet to develop in the way the team has hoped and Pargo's offense remains lacking. Pargo has money to throw around though and signed Utilitas forward Burel Daoust to a large deal in an attempt to add some spark to their offense and breathe some life into an elite team in decline. Pargo is expected to finish in the bottom half of the league but should be safe from relegation.


Yanda Warthogs

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Last Season: 14th
Captain: Steven Snell, MID

An agricultural center in ancient times, Yanda has gorwn to a sprawling modern, if unexciting city. Yanda angered Pargo fans and spraked a rivalry when they signed 4 players from Pargo and their Manager the year after Pargo won it's third consecutive championship, resulting in a championship for Yanda and a trip to the cellar for Pargo. Yanda has struggled since both on the field and in free agency losing goalkeepers Roy Hawk and then Austin Tokoro. Yanda is one of the very best at developing young talent and have already found an all-star level replacement at goalkeeper and their young draft pick Cerviche is looking ready to take the bulk of the work off aging Steven Snell. Yanda is ready to retake their former position as one of the league's best but are predicted to be a middle of the table team by most.

Normonwoth Hunters

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Last Season: 15th
Captain: Nadarius Kong, FW

One of the largest cities of Allinlia's cold northern region, Normonwoth has had a longtime rivalry with The Stags back when they were in Goldbrund which has continued through their move to the nearby city of Oalinwoth. Normonwoth made it into the premier league by the skin of their teeth last season due to injuries and losing midfielder Enitan Dede but has long been one of the league's best teams. The team feels good about his replacement, young Texicano midfielder Jesus "Chewey" Garcia. If their problems at midfield are indeed solved, it's expected that Normonwoth will have a strong finish. One should keep in mind that they still have multiple all-stars and national team players on their roster despite their issues. Many predict Normonwoth to finish near the middle of the table.
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Postby Polar Islandstates » Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:10 pm

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The 3rd Vennskap Shield
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at Santa Cruz Island Memorial Barge, Channel Islands, Free South Califas
28,500


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FC1. Surtsey Island Gulls 1-2 FC1. Bjarnarey Flotilla
(H Einarsson 34', C Baek missed penalty 53'; B Hjerstadt 30', A Oslograd 82')


The third Vennskap shield was played out in exciting circumstances in Free South Califas last night, with a late goal from second half substitute Albin Oslograd proving the difference for the reigning Latitude Cup winners, marking both the the first time the Latitude Cup winners have beaten the Divisjon One winners in the fixture and the second time Surtsey have been the unfortunate loser.

As ever, the match between Divisjon One winners and Latitude Cup champions was played out before the start of the following season, this time in Free South Califas, and this time around it was a game full of connections. Brothers Ibrahim and Casper captained the sides, with ibrahim in goal for the Bargemen and Casper in the centre of midfield for the league winners. As if that weren't enough, brother Noah and Guus Olsen also face off against each other today, in the midfields for either team. Both younger brothers transferred from Surtsey across Norscelt to the canals of Bjarnarey at the same time, as well. Were that not enough, Bjarnarey actually find themselves playing on pitch that was inspired by their own home of The Barge. Constructed in an effort to keep the platform from adding human economic activity to the nearby Santa Cruz or Anacapa Islands, the stadium is usually the home of Channel Islands, a Califan team in apparent freefall through the leagues.

With the fans neatly parked away in the stands, the game was allowed to get off to a start, and as expected it was Bjarnarey who got off to the better start on the floating stadium. Utilising a 4-5-1 formation that was intended to get his players the space around the edges of Anders Durs typical wide 4-2-2-2, Thomas Celik was soon directing his players to run the channels, and they were the first to trouble the goalkeeper in the fifth minute. Iulian Kirilaunen was left flatfooted and footed to the spot as a shot from Hjerstadt clipped Elden on the way through and only just flew over the crossbar. Whilst a ball boy rowed out to get the ball, Durs had a word with his defence.

Surtsey began to get a foothold on proceedings however, and before too long it was they who were dictating the flow of the match. Einarsson and Kolehmainen both had their chances in the minutes that ensued, but the match was to truly explode in the thirtieth minute when one Olsen fouled another, and Bjarnarey were given a free kick. Whipping it in from he depths of their own half, Bjarnarey were delighted to see Hjerstadt latch onto Ia Rodda's long ball, clipping inside Montemayor and sending a delightful shot into the top corner of the Surtsey goal.

The lead lasted less that five minutes however, and some bewitching footwork from full back Ziaurriz saw Hans Elliot played into space, where a long ball split the Bjarnarey defence in two. Through on goal, Kolehmainen chose instead to draw Baek out and unselfishly tuck back for Bleak Rock striker Einarsson to tap into an empty net. The celebrations for the goal were marred when Ziaurriz held up his hand though, and Jeremiah Pipp came on as Durs was unable to risk the Astograthian's hamstring any more than was necessary.

The nest moment of major drama happened in the fifty-third minute when Vaaraniemi was judged to have clipped Einarsson in the box. Replays showed the touch to be as good as non-existent, but Einarsson went to ground and from the referee's vantage point few could blame him for awarding the penalty. Up stood Casper Baek to take it. In goal stood his younger brother, Ibrahim. Whether by virtue of the years Casper would stick his younger brother in goal in the back garden, or by understanding his big brother's game more thanks to the sibling connection, or simply just by plain dumb luck; Ibrahim guessed correctly and dove to his right, palming away the penalty and keeping the score level.

Both sides made attacking substitutions, and one of Surtsey's almost scored the goal that would have won the match. Kolehmainen's hamstring had been in a similar position to that of Ziaurriz's following his exertions in the World Cup, and Churin replaced him in the seventy-second minute of the game. The exciting young Astograthian forward has shown a lot of promise in his time at the club already, but he won't have enjoyed his time on the pitch last night, particularly having sent a gilt-edged chance flying over the bar just seconds after coming on. A low cross from the right from Olsen was mis-hit by Einarsson, catching everynody flatfooted and allowing the ball to trickle across to an unmarked Churin with the open goal at his mercy. Somehow, he contrived to miss from six yards, sending the ball flying into the drink once again.

In the end, it was a Bjarnarey substitute that won the game, when Albin Oslograd was brought on to replace the tired-looking Ia Rodda. Utilising his high levels of energy, he was soon making runs beyond the holding target man presence of Hjerstadt, and in the eighty-second minute, his constant knocking at the door paid off. Jon Horvat slipped when challenging for the ball in the air with Hjerstadt after a Jansen long-ball, and the Bjarnarey striker calmly knocked the ball backwards and into the path of the running Oslograd, who rounded an isolated Sam Hill and drove the ball home low underneath Kirilaunen.

Bjarnarey were able to close out the game for a victory they will be thoroughly pleased with, and the losing brothers on the Surtsey side were at least magnanimous in defeat. For Surtsey, this is a second defeat in the Vennskap fixture after their loss in the inaugural edition to Franz Josef City. Defeat to their Norscelt rivals will potentially hurt more, particularly given Baek's penalty miss, but will drive them forwards onto the next league season. For Bjarnarey however, victory will taste sweet, and perhaps this marks the dawning of a new age at The Barge.

Lineups
FC1. Surtsey Island Gulls: I Kirilaunen; S Montemayor, J Elden (J Horvat 58), S Hill, E Ziaurriz (J Pipp 34); C Baek (C), H Elliot, G Olsen, K Just; G Kolehmainen (O Churin 72), H Einarsson. [Unused Subs: P Superanaskaia, H Wiig, M Juric, B Gulbrandsen.]
FC1. Bjarnarey Flotilla: I Baek (C); V Jansen, N Olsen, A Sutler, F Vaaraniemi; K Larsen, A Nore (M Holm 61), I Rodda (A Oslograd 73), S Ljustergrad (J Iselky 68), S Krister; B Hjerstadt. [Unused Subs: R Chernienko, W Kartashkin, P Tomnikova, Z Trana.]

Stats
Possession
FC1. Surtsey Island Gulls 54% - 46% FC1. Bjarnarey Flotilla
Shots
FC1. Surtsey Island Gulls 8 - 7 FC1. Bjarnarey Flotilla
Shots on Target
FC1. Surtsey Island Gulls 4 - 5 FC1. Bjarnarey Flotilla
Corners
FC1. Surtsey Island Gulls 3 - 1 FC1. Bjarnarey Flotilla
Fouls
FC1. Surtsey Island Gulls 15 - 10 FC1. Bjarnarey Flotilla
Yellow Cards
FC1. Surtsey Island Gulls 1 - 2 FC1. Bjarnarey Flotilla
Red Cards
FC1. Surtsey Island Gulls 0 - 0 FC1. Bjarnarey Flotilla
Offsides
FC1. Surtsey Island Gulls 5 - 7 FC1. Bjarnarey Flotilla
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Guayabal

Postby San Jose Guayabal » Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:18 pm

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National Premier league of San José Guayabal

Postby San Jose Guayabal » Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:02 pm

The National League of San Jose Guayabal (Guaycume Food Industries Premier League Opening 2013 for sponsorship reasons), in its first edition (Governed by San Jose Guayabal National Football Association. SJG-NFA) will start on August st.

Logo:
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The league will have 22 teams in a season with two championships (Opening-Closening) of 21 rounds each table tournament where there will be accumulated for purposes of international championships and descents. For international championships 1st place directly qualify to the Champions' Cup and then will host a play off between the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th and 7th places in the cumulative table to select the teams that will participate in Globe Cup (they are entitled to participate in Globe Cup winners of the three playoffs: 2nd vs 7th, 3rd vs 6th and 4th vs 5th)

declines from 1st to 2nd division will be directly to the two worst teams in the two championships, according to the cumulative table and the 3rd worst team will have to play playoff round to determine if kept at 1st division or descend to 2nd division


In Second Division are 22 teams and in third division too, ascend two first places of 2nd to PL and 3rd to 2nd, and will be playoffs against 20th place of PL and 2nd to descend PL-2nd 2nd-3th divisions.

Teams Season 2013-14 and Cities

-Alianza F.C. of San Salvador
-Atletico Marte of San Salvador
-University of San José Guayabal of Vladivostok
-C.D. FAS of Santa Ana
-A.D. Isidro Metapán of Metapán
-C.D. Vacas Locas del Firpo y del Jirpo of Usulután
-Santa Tecla F.C. of Santa Tecla
-C.D. Dragón of San Miguel
-C.D. Águila of San Miguel
-Juventud Independiente F.C. of San Juán Opico
-Spartak Neryungri of Neryungri
-Luch energiya Primorye of Vladivostok
-SKA Neftekhimik Khabarovskiy Krai of Khabarovsk
-C.D. Guayabal Gas of Kusnetskaya
-A.C.Sibirskaya Gavan of Sibirskaya Gavan
-Liberty Rodríguez F.C. of Rodríguez
-Gasíferos de Piedra Labrada of Piedra Labrada
-Meléndez F.C. of Meléndez
-C.D. Paquidermos de Ánimas of San Pedro de Ánimas
-C.D. Chalatecos Come Bofe de San Ignacio of San Ignacio
- C.S.D Sociedad de Las Estepas of Las Estepas
-A.D.S.R. Camioneros de Gorudanevka of Gorudanevka


Rivalries:

-Alianza VS C.D.FAS (National Derby)

C.D. FAS VS C.D.Águila (East-West Derby)

-University of San José Guayabal VS Luch Energiya Primorye (Pacific Ocean Derby/The Vladivostok Derby)

-SKA Energiya neftekhimik Khabarovskiy Krai VS C.D. Guayabal Gas (Chemical Derby/Industrial Derby)

-Alianza F.C. VS Spartak Neryungri (Lempa river side Derby (River between San Salvador and Neryungri)/Hooligans Derby)

-Gasíferos de Piedra Labrada VS C.D. Dragón (Derby of Fire)

-Liberty Rodríguez VS C.D. Paquidermos de Ánimas (Artic Derby/Derby of Ice)
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Postby Ark » Tue Jul 30, 2013 4:31 pm

Lhigha Arka - Season Three

Ark (ARK) Qualifiers

Globe Cup: The Ables and The Ordinarys (TAATO)
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Friendly matches

Postby San Jose Guayabal » Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:42 pm

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In this day, the teams of the Premier League of SJG, have some matches, here is a little resume of the matches.

-Alianza F.C. VS C.D. FAS (2-1 won Alianza, with goals of Passarelli and Sean Fraser)

-SKA Energiya Neftekhimik Khabarovskiy Krai VS Spartak Neryungri (3-1 Won Energiya, with goals of Lucerna (2) and Hamilton)

-Academic Club Sibirskaya Gavan VS A.D. El Barrial (2nd division) (El Barrial won 1-3 with goals of Sametov and Lokkopunainen(2)

-C.D. Vacas Locas del Firpo y del Jirpo VS S.C. Multi Investments Guayabal (2nd division) (Jirpo won 5-2 with goals of Canales (3), Lynch and Segovia)

-University of San José Guayabal VS Meléndez F.C. (University won 3-0 with goals of H. Simpson, Esnal and Millhouse)

This is all for this day, the 20 teams are getting ready to action to the first round of the championship.
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Postby Tasrailia » Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:38 am

As of this viewtopic.php?f=7&t=244226&p=15522963#p15522963 and the next post after that

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THE OPENING STAGES

Brinemouth 3-2 Violence Chariots
Von Maelstrom 14’
Dos Santos 29’
Alsatian 37’
McFadden 56’
Viceman 75’

Brookford Otters 0-1 Valkyrja Hawks
Cayenne 66’

Corvette Maulers 2-2 AFC Treason
Evans 6’
Kayton 23’
Payne 42’, 68’

Cranequin Wanderers 0-0 Southfell United

Crisisbless 1-0 South Laithland
March 57’

Franchise FC 1-3 Sabrefell Moths
Faraway 41’
Thunder 54’, 83’
Chalker 60’

Goodfeather FC 1-4 Sabrefell Athletic
Stallion 17’
Charmwell 36’, 82’
Beckett 49’
Eberhardt 71’

AFC Integabad 3-0 Rhagant Schadenfreude
Bavaria 33’, 45’
Biermann 70’

Iron City 0-0 AFC Raven River

Leopolis Hatemongers 1-1 Raging Fire Hares
Doss 25’
Fridsdottir 69’

Maximum City 1-1 Parrhesia United
Barton 57’
Brandt 83’

Maximum Rovers 1-2 North Laithland
Helmensun 18’
Sedgwick 37’
Fletcher 62’

An upset in the very first day, as the promoted upstarts Corvette Maulers manage a draw against the defending champions; Konrad Evans scores the first goal of the season, in the sixth minute, and the Maulers doubled their lead before Treason salvaged some dignity. Meanwhile, Iron City and the Valkyrja Hawks got off to good starts, while Franchise FC was flattened by the Moths despite being one-nil up at half-time.
Valkyrja Hawks 1-1 Brinemouth
Rus 27’
Borussia 65’

AFC Treason 2-0 Violence Chariots
Payne 16’
Byron 39’

Southfell United 1-0 Brookford Otters
Steed 44’

South Laithland 2-1 Corvette Maulers
Muscat 25’
Scannell 49’
Dashwood 80’

Sabrefell Moths 1-2 Cranequin Wanderers
Sadler 26’, 74’
Crane 34’

Sabrefell Athletic 2-0 Crisisbless
Garfield 29’, 68’

Rhagant Schadenfreude 2-0 Franchise FC
Gainley 41’
Bramwell 60’

AFC Raven River 1-2 Goodfeather FC
Beckett 21’
Crowley 76’
Reeve 88’

Raging Fire Hares 2-0 AFC Integabad
Olgerdsdottir 19’
Fridsdottir 35’

Parrhesia United 3-1 Iron City
Brandt 15’
Snowden 32’, 72’
Whyte 55’

North Laithland 0-0 Leopolis Hatemongers

Maximum Rovers 1-2 Maximum City
MacKenna 31’
Fortescue 51’
Locksmith 90’

The Maximum derby ended in a narrow win for City in extra time, Locksmith with a half-volley past Troy Ross in injury time. Meanwhile, the first real clash of contenders ended in Sabrefell Athletic downing the Chokers with a brace from Warner Garfield. The Hawks hold Brinemouth to a draw.
Brinemouth 0-1 AFC Treason
Lockdown 59’

Valkyrja Hawks 0-1 Southfell United
Cress 24’

Violence Chariots 1-1 South Laithland
Timbre 34’
Gem 50’

Brookford Otters 1-2 Sabrefell Moths
Thunder 21’
Rosewood 28’
Bard 54’

Corvette Maulers 1-3 Sabrefell Athletic
Stallion 29’
Charmwell 39’
Waechter 70’
Evans 78’

Cranequin Wanderers 0-0 Rhagant Schadenfreude

Crisisbless 1-3 AFC Raven River
Galloway 12’
Drake 31’
Locklear 48’
Reeve 66’

Franchise FC 1-1 Raging Fire Hares
Reynolds 8’
Olgerdsdottir 22’

Goodfeather FC 2-2 Parrhesia United
Ruyter 13’
St. Hammond 40’
Landless 52’
Beardsley 68’

AFC Integabad 1-2 North Laithland
Helmensun 18’
Hahn 53’
Martell 76’

Iron City 1-0 Maximum Rovers
Huckerby 44’

Leopolis Hatemongers 2-1 Maximum City
Mocha 25’
Locksmith 33’
Kaiserslautern 56’

Iron City continues being quietly efficient, while Crisisbless loses another match handily; this time to Raven River. Brinemouth, too, are struggling off the mark; Treason are proving they’re ready to go, but Sabrefell Athletic’s looking to equal them match-to-match; they’ve won three straight.
Southfell United 3-4 Brinemouth
Daytona 4’
Dos Santos 11’, 37’, 84’
Steed 21’
Blake 49’
Borussia 70’

South Laithland 0-2 AFC Treason
Lockdown 49’
Wingett 83’

Sabrefell Moths 1-0 Valkyrja Hawks
Chalker 61’

Sabrefell Athletic 0-3 Violence Chariots
Viceman 40’, 84’
Gunnsdottir 57’

Rhagant Schadenfreude 0-1 Brookford Otters
Bard 35’

AFC Raven River 4-0 Corvette Maulers
Forde 9’
Reeve 26’
Galloway 54’
Bittencourt 78’

Raging Fire Hares 0-2 Cranequin Wanderers
Bourke 7’
Sadler 39’

Parrhesia United 0-1 Crisisbless
Scabbard 26’

North Laithland 0-1 Franchise FC
Reynolds 68’

Maximum Rovers 3-0 Goodfeather FC
Fletcher 15’
Avery 42’
Canady 79’

Maximum City 1-1 AFC Integabad
Fuchs 59’
Radd 77’

Leopolis Hatemongers 1-0 Iron City
Kaiserslautern 56’

The first hat-trick of the season, as marquee man Jonny dos Santos tips the tide against Southfell United to help his team to a 4-3 victory. Athletic’s streak is cut short with three goals and a clean sheet from the Chariots, and other crushing victories follow; Raven River beats the Maulers 4-0, and the Rovers crush Goodfeather 3-0. Treason, still undefeated, chalk up another win.
Brinemouth 1-1 South Laithland
Cliving 16’
Muscat 44’

Southfell United 1-0 Sabrefell Moths
Cress 31’

AFC Treason 0-3 Sabrefell Athletic
Stallion 14’
Waechter 29’
Garfield 77’

Valkyrja Hawks 2-0 Rhagant Schadenfreude
Shipwright 34’, 64’

Violence Chariots 1-0 AFC Raven River
Westerling 54’

Brookford Otters 1-1 Raging Fire Hares
Johnson 32’
Control 68’

Corvette Maulers 2-1 Parrhesia United
Flynning 21’
Chainer 48’
Scannell 66’

Cranequin Wanderers 0-1 North Laithland
Keynes 30’

Crisisbless 3-0 Maximum Rovers
Oakwood 41’
Scabbard 56’, 63’

Franchise FC 0-3 Maximum City
Fortescue 19’
Radd 58’
Heineken 71’

Goodfeather FC 1-0 Leopolis Hatemongers
Crowley 8’

AFC Integabad 1-0 Iron City
Hahn 80’

A week primarily remarkable for Southfell upsetting the Moths with a 1-0 home victory. Meanwhile, in a clash of giants between Sabrefell Athletic and Treason, it was Athletic that roundly defeated their opponents with three goals.
Sabrefell Moths 1-2 Brinemouth
Christon 17’
Borussia 33’
Crane 70’

Sabrefell Athletic 6-1 South Laithland
Garfield 5’, 16’
Stallion 44’
Lyons 68’
Muscat 72’
Ironclad 80’
Schiss 88’

Rhagant Schadenfreude 0-0 Southfell United

AFC Raven River 1-0 AFC Treason
Drake 47’

Raging Fire Hares 0-2 Valkyrja Hawks
Ratchen 15’
Ingedottir 78’

Parrhesia United 4-1 Violence Chariots
Panzerfaust 8’
Alsatian 22’
St. Hammond 56’
Snowden 71’, 90’

North Laithland 1-1 Brookford Otters
Keynes 38’
Bard 85’

Maximum Rovers 1-1 Corvette Maulers
Evans 28’
Avery 69’

Maximum City 4-0 Cranequin Wanderers
Locksmith 12’, 24’, 77’
Radd 51’

Leopolis Hatemongers 0-6 Crisisbless
Paine 21’
Locklear 27’
Ritter 42’
Twining 58’, 81’
Scabbard 73’

Iron City 3-2 Franchise FC
Carsley 17’
Miller 36’
Blake 54’
Brind 70’
Palin 88’

AFC Integabad 2-2 Goodfeather FC
Beckett 20’, 39’
Bavaria 51’
Teuton 90’

Dear God. An absolute goalfest this week, Crisisbless dispatching Leopolis a staggering 6-0, Sabrefell Athletic putting another six past South Laithland, and Parrhesia and Maximum City managing four each. Also, both the Moths and Treason lost for the second time in a row. Somehow, Rhagant and Southfell seem to have missed the memo, and drew scoreless.
Brinemouth 0-1 Sabrefell Athletic
Charmwell 60’

Sabrefell Moths 1-0 Rhagant Schadenfreude
Rosewood 19’

South Laithland 2-1 AFC Raven River
Timbre 20’
Galloway 61’
Flaccus 79’

Southfell United 0-0 Raging Fire Hares

AFC Treason 1-1 Parrhesia United
Payne 61’
Beardsley 80’

Valkyrja Hawks 2-1 North Laithland
Helmensun 12’
Shipwright 43’
Ripton 87’

Violence Chariots 0-1 Maximum Rovers
Heath 39’

Brookford Otters 0-3 Maximum City
Fortescue 4’
Brass 41’
Guilder 83’

Corvette Maulers 2-2 Leopolis Hatemongers
Fortress 18’
Britton 40’
Mocha 75’
Doss 89’

Cranequin Wanderers 1-1 Iron City
Carsley 56’
Tumbler 77’

Crisisbless 1-0 AFC Integabad
Twining 32’

Franchise FC 1-1 Goodfeather FC
Morgan 33’
Reynolds 41’

While the Moths are back to winning ways, Treason... stall again, drawing with Parrhesia. Other than that, most of the big teams win their games, most of the others... don’t, and nobody knows how Southfell have six clean sheets in seven games. NOBODY KNOWS.
Rhagant Schadenfreude 0-3 Brinemouth
von Maelstrom 18’
dos Santos 27’
Rakewood 76’

AFC Raven River 0-5 Sabrefell Athletic
Stallion 9’, 29’
Grip 16’
Garfield 65’
Ironclad 81’

Raging Fire Hares 2-3 Sabrefell Moths
Crane 25’
Thunder 33’
Fridsdottir 45’
Ingudottir 51’
Scully 72’

Parrhesia United 3-4 South Laithland
St. Hammond 21’
Brandt 43’
Muscat 52’
Flaccus 60’, 86’
Dashwood 74’
Pearce 90’

North Laithland 1-1 Southfell United
Drake 24’
Conway 33’

Maximum Rovers 0-1 AFC Treason
Lockdown 44’

Maximum City 2-3 Valkyrja Hawks
Cayenne 32’
Radd 41’
Tariff 57’
Shipwright 70’
Ingedottir 77’

Leopolis Hatemongers 1-1 Violence Chariots
Viceman 17’
Doss 39’

Iron City 1-0 Brookford Otters
Pryor 30’

AFC Integabad 5-1 Corvette Maulers
Bavaria 13’, 34’, 70’
Evans 28’
Hahn 64’
Biermann 89’

Goodfeather FC 0-2 Cranequin Wanderers
Sadler 51’
Bourke 80’

Franchise FC 0-0 Crisisbless

Crisisbless are held at home by the anemic Franchise FC, while the Smiths are narrowly beaten by Valkyrja. Integabad jumps up and down on Corvette Maulers, winning 5-1 with a Reinhard Bavaria hattrick, but it was River who were pistolwhipped by the largest margin, falling 5-0 to a dominant Sabrefell Athletic. Treason wins a game finally, with the defending champions defeating the Rovers.
Brinemouth 1-0 AFC Raven River
McFadden 86’

Rhagant Schadenfreude 1-0 Raging Fire Hares
Sieben 33’

Sabrefell Athletic 2-0 Parrhesia United
Stallion 47’
Charmwell 61’

Sabrefell Moths 2-0 North Laithland
Thunder 55’
Macbeth 87’

South Laithland 0-2 Maximum Rovers
Canady 11’, 36’

Southfell United 0-1 Maximum City
Locksmith 52’

AFC Treason 4-0 Leopolis Hatemongers
Byrne 4’, 80’
Lockdown 19’
Wingett 61’

Valkyrja Hawks 2-1 Iron City
Rus 44’
Gladstone 53’
Shipwright 82’

Violence Chariots 4-1 AFC Integabad
Westerling 2’, 38’
Fuchs 55’
Sylver 76’
Woodlark 84’

Brookford Otters 1-0 Goodfeather FC
Berkeley 43’

Corvette Maulers 1-0 Franchise FC
Scannell 36’

Cranequin Wanderers 0-1 Crisisbless
Locklear 12’

A quiet week, with all but two matches being shutout victories and nobody drawing. Pick of the week; Integabad being methodically taken apart by vicious Chariots, with Seb Woodlark scoring on his Violence debut.
Raging Fire Hares 2-2 Brinemouth
Ingudottir 11’
Cliving 30’
Borussia 43’
Olgerdsdottir 90’

Parrhesia United 3-1 AFC Raven River
St. Hammond 25’, 56’
Forde 31’
Beardsley 41’

North Laithland 1-0 Rhagant Schadenfreude
Conway 37’

Maximum Rovers 2-1 Sabrefell Athletic
Harper 4’
Stallion 38’
Fletcher 68’

Maximum City 1-1 Sabrefell Moths
Fortescue 21’
Canmore 76’

Leopolis Hatemongers 1-1 South Laithland
Koerner 73’
Timbre 79’

Iron City 1-0 Southfell United
Carsley 34’

AFC Integabad 0-1 AFC Treason
Schindler 87’

Goodfeather FC 1-2 Valkyrja Hawks
Ruyter 6’
Cayenne 23’, 64’

Franchise FC 1-1 Violence Chariots
Reynolds 31’
Viceman 77’

Crisisbless 1-1 Brookford Otters
Twining 42’
Johnson 60’

Cranequin Wanderers 2-1 Corvette Maulers
Lowe 20’
Fortress 33’
Tumbler 41’

Top-of-the-table Athletic are knocked down a peg by the Rovers, goals from Catheline Harper and Leigh Fletcher securing a great victory. Snapping at their heels; Treason, who recover from an earlier slump with a sharply-timed victory over Integabad; Crisisbless, held at home by the Brookford Otters, and somehow the Valkyrja Hawks, who solidly defeat Goodfeather FC. Other potential contenders in Maximum City and the Sabrefell Moths hamstring each other with a mutually unacceptable 1-1 draw.
MATCHDAY 1
Orbital Bombardment 0-1 Anslow Medication
Mainstream Fist 2-0 Corby Hubris
Leicard Crimewave 1-1 Locksley Petty Theft
Forge Carpenters 1-1 Iron United
Crossroads Town 0-2 Dubstep Rangers
North Dubstep 3-5 Newrook Democracy
Ox River United 1-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Haymaker United 1-2 Crisisbless United
Creed United 1-1 AFC Hackett
Fenland Albion 1-2 Martella Jazz
AFC Shale 1-1 AFC Rochford
Vermillion Rage 0-1 Chenoworth Harriers
MATCHDAY 2
Corby Hubris 3-3 Orbital Bombardment
Locksley Petty Theft 1-0 Anslow Medication
Iron United 1-0 Mainstream Fist
Dubstep Rangers 0-0 Leicard Crimewave
Newrook Democracy 2-1 Forge Carpenters
Chenoworth Rovers 2-1 Crossroads Town
Crisisbless United 2-3 North Dubstep
AFC Hackett 0-1 Ox River United
Martella Jazz 1-2 Haymaker United
AFC Rochford 0-0 Creed United
Chenoworth Harriers 1-2 Fenland Albion
Vermillion Rage 1-1 AFC Shale
MATCHDAY 3
Orbital Bombardment 1-0 Locksley Petty Theft
Corby Hubris 0-2 Iron United
Anslow Medication 1-1 Dubstep Rangers
Mainstream Fist 0-1 Newrook Democracy
Leicard Crimewave 0-0 Chenoworth Rovers
Forge Carpenters 2-1 Crisisbless United
Crossroads Town 2-2 AFC Hackett
North Dubstep 1-2 Martella Jazz
Ox River United 0-3 AFC Rochford
Haymaker United 1-2 Chenoworth Harriers
Creed United 2-4 Vermillion Rage
Fenland Albion 2-2 AFC Shale
MATCHDAY 4
Iron United 2-0 Orbital Bombardment
Dubstep Rangers 2-4 Locksley Petty Theft
Newrook Democracy 1-3 Corby Hubris
Chenoworth Rovers 1-1 Anslow Medication
Crisisbless United 2-0 Mainstream Fist
AFC Hackett 0-0 Leicard Crimewave
Martella Jazz 2-1 Forge Carpenters
AFC Rochford 2-0 Crossroads Town
Chenoworth Harriers 2-2 North Dubstep
Vermillion Rage 3-0 Ox River United
AFC Shale 1-0 Haymaker United
Fenland Albion 1-1 Creed United
MATCHDAY 5
Orbital Bombardment 0-4 Dubstep Rangers
Iron United 1-0 Newrook Democracy
Locksley Petty Theft 3-3 Chenoworth Rovers
Corby Hubris 1-1 Crisisbless United
Anslow Medication 1-3 AFC Hackett
Mainstream Fist 2-0 Martella Jazz
Leicard Crimewave 0-0 AFC Rochford
Forge Carpenters 0-0 Chenoworth Harriers
Crossroads Town 0-3 Vermillion Rage
North Dubstep 0-3 AFC Shale
Ox River United 1-1 Fenland Albion
Haymaker United 2-2 Creed United
MATCHDAY 6
Newrook Democracy 0-1 Orbital Bombardment
Chenoworth Rovers 2-0 Dubstep Rangers
Crisisbless United 1-1 Iron United
AFC Hackett 3-3 Locksley Petty Theft
Martella Jazz 0-0 Corby Hubris
AFC Rochford 1-0 Anslow Medication
Chenoworth Harriers 0-0 Mainstream Fist
Vermillion Rage 1-0 Leicard Crimewave
AFC Shale 0-1 Forge Carpenters
Fenland Albion 1-1 Crossroads Town
Creed United 0-0 North Dubstep
Haymaker United 2-1 Ox River United
MATCHDAY 7
Orbital Bombardment 1-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Newrook Democracy 1-3 Crisisbless United
Dubstep Rangers 2-0 AFC Hackett
Iron United 1-0 Martella Jazz
Locksley Petty Theft 1-2 AFC Rochford
Corby Hubris 1-0 Chenoworth Harriers
Anslow Medication 1-3 Vermillion Rage
Mainstream Fist 0-1 AFC Shale
Leicard Crimewave 0-3 Fenland Albion
Forge Carpenters 1-0 Creed United
Crossroads Town 1-0 Haymaker United
North Dubstep 0-0 Ox River United
MATCHDAY 8
Crisisbless United 1-0 Orbital Bombardment
AFC Hackett 1-2 Chenoworth Rovers
Martella Jazz 3-2 Newrook Democracy
AFC Rochford 0-1 Dubstep Rangers
Chenoworth Harriers 2-0 Iron United
Vermillion Rage 2-6 Locksley Petty Theft
AFC Shale 2-0 Corby Hubris
Fenland Albion 0-1 Anslow Medication
Creed United 0-2 Mainstream Fist
Haymaker United 0-2 Leicard Crimewave
Ox River United 2-2 Forge Carpenters
North Dubstep 1-2 Crossroads Town
MATCHDAY 9
Orbital Bombardment 2-1 AFC Hackett
Crisisbless United 1-1 Martella Jazz
Chenoworth Rovers 1-0 AFC Rochford
Newrook Democracy 3-0 Chenoworth Harriers
Dubstep Rangers 0-2 Vermillion Rage
Iron United 1-0 AFC Shale
Locksley Petty Theft 2-0 Fenland Albion
Corby Hubris 2-0 Creed United
Anslow Medication 1-1 Haymaker United
Mainstream Fist 0-2 Ox River United
Leicard Crimewave 2-0 North Dubstep
Forge Carpenters 0-1 Crossroads Town
MATCHDAY 10
Martella Jazz 1-0 Orbital Bombardment
AFC Rochford 0-1 AFC Hackett
Chenoworth Harriers 1-1 Crisisbless United
Vermillion Rage 2-1 Chenoworth Rovers
AFC Shale 1-0 Newrook Democracy
Fenland Albion 0-1 Dubstep Rangers
Creed United 0-1 Iron United
Haymaker United 3-0 Locksley Petty Theft
Ox River United 1-1 Corby Hubris
North Dubstep 2-3 Anslow Medication
Crossroads Town 0-3 Mainstream Fist
Forge Carpenters 0-0 Leicard Crimewave
MATCHDAY 1
Sandrock Artillery 1-1 Inner-East Fairywrens
Geoff United 1-0 West Brinemouth
AFC Bishop 1-2 North Sabrefell
Rushe United 1-0 Cypher Town
Chatswood 1-2 Falston-on-Ceynes United
Stamper Road 0-3 West Shotgun Turtles
Haymaker Town 1-2 AFC Steak
Strephonage 1-1 Ritter Town
Gridlock Rovers 0-0 East Laithland Harriers
AFC Greymouth 0-1 AFC Sheridan
Cranequin City 1-0 Sakusa Rathians
Reckdale Town 0-2 AFC Starling
MATCHDAY 2
West Brinemouth 0-1 Sandrock Artillery
North Sabrefell 0-0 Inner-East Fairywrens
Cypher Town 2-0 Geoff United
Falston-on-Ceynes United 0-1 AFC Bishop
West Shotgun Turtles 2-0 Rushe United
AFC Steak 0-2 Chatswood
Ritter Town 2-1 Stamper Road
East Laithland Harriers 2-4 Haymaker Town
AFC Sheridan 1-1 Strephonage
Sakusa Rathians 2-1 Gridlock Rovers
AFC Starling 3-1 AFC Greymouth
Reckdale Town 1-5 Cranequin City
MATCHDAY 3
Sandrock Artillery 3-1 North Sabrefell
West Brinemouth 1-0 Cypher Town
Inner-East Fairywrens 0-1 Falston-on-Ceynes United
Geoff United 2-0 West Shotgun Turtles
AFC Bishop 1-1 AFC Steak
Rushe United 3-1 Ritter Town
Chatswood 2-0 East Laithland Harriers
Stamper Road 2-0 AFC Sheridan
Haymaker Town 3-1 Sakusa Rathians
Strephonage 0-2 AFC Starling
Gridlock Rovers 1-0 Reckdale Town
AFC Greymouth 0-1 Cranequin City
MATCHDAY 4
Cypher Town 1-1 Sandrock Artillery
Falston-on-Ceynes United 0-0 North Sabrefell
West Shotgun Turtles 1-1 West Brinemouth
AFC Steak 1-1 Inner-East Fairywrens
Ritter Town 0-0 Geoff United
East Laithland Harriers 0-2 AFC Bishop
AFC Sheridan 2-1 Rushe United
Sakusa Rathians 1-1 Chatswood
AFC Starling 2-0 Stamper Road
Reckdale Town 1-1 Haymaker Town
Cranequin City 1-0 Strephonage
AFC Greymouth 1-2 Gridlock Rovers
MATCHDAY 5
Sandrock Artillery 0-1 Falston-on-Ceynes United
Cypher Town 3-2 West Shotgun Turtles
North Sabrefell 0-1 AFC Steak
West Brinemouth 0-1 Ritter Town
Inner-East Fairywrens 0-2 East Laithland Harriers
Geoff United 2-1 AFC Sheridan
AFC Bishop 5-2 Sakusa Rathians
Rushe United 1-0 AFC Starling
Chatswood 3-0 Reckdale Town
Stamper Road 0-1 Cranequin City
Haymaker Town 1-1 AFC Greymouth
Strephonage 1-0 Gridlock Rovers
MATCHDAY 6
West Shotgun Turtles 0-0 Sandrock Artillery
AFC Steak 1-2 Falston-on-Ceynes United
Ritter Town 2-1 Cypher Town
East Laithland Harriers 1-1 North Sabrefell
AFC Sheridan 1-1 West Brinemouth
Sakusa Rathians 0-0 Inner-East Fairywrens
AFC Starling 1-2 Geoff United
Reckdale Town 1-1 AFC Bishop
Cranequin City 3-2 Rushe United
AFC Greymouth 2-1 Chatswood
Gridlock Rovers 1-1 Stamper Road
Strephonage 1-1 Haymaker Town
MATCHDAY 7
Sandrock Artillery 2-1 AFC Steak
West Shotgun Turtles 0-1 Ritter Town
Falston-on-Ceynes United 0-0 East Laithland Harriers
Cypher Town 0-0 AFC Sheridan
North Sabrefell 4-1 Sakusa Rathians
West Brinemouth 1-1 AFC Starling
Inner-East Fairywrens 3-1 Reckdale Town
Geoff United 3-1 Cranequin City
AFC Bishop 1-2 AFC Greymouth
Rushe United 2-0 Gridlock Rovers
Chatswood 1-0 Strephonage
Stamper Road 2-2 Haymaker Town
MATCHDAY 8
Ritter Town 2-0 Sandrock Artillery
East Laithland Harriers 2-1 AFC Steak
AFC Sheridan 2-2 West Shotgun Turtles
Sakusa Rathians 1-0 Falston-on-Ceynes United
AFC Starling 1-2 Cypher Town
Reckdale Town 0-2 North Sabrefell
Cranequin City 0-2 West Brinemouth
AFC Greymouth 1-1 Inner-East Fairywrens
Gridlock Rovers 1-4 Geoff United
Strephonage 1-1 AFC Bishop
Haymaker Town 0-1 Rushe United
Stamper Road 2-2 Chatswood
MATCHDAY 9
Sandrock Artillery 0-0 East Laithland Harriers
Ritter Town 1-0 AFC Sheridan
AFC Steak 3-1 Sakusa Rathians
West Shotgun Turtles 0-0 AFC Starling
Falston-on-Ceynes United 1-1 Reckdale Town
Cypher Town 3-0 Cranequin City
North Sabrefell 1-0 AFC Greymouth
West Brinemouth 3-0 Gridlock Rovers
Inner-East Fairywrens 1-0 Strephonage
Geoff United 2-1 Haymaker Town
AFC Bishop 1-1 Stamper Road
Rushe United 1-1 Chatswood
MATCHDAY 10
AFC Sheridan 1-0 Sandrock Artillery
Sakusa Rathians 1-0 East Laithland Harriers
AFC Starling 0-0 Ritter Town
Reckdale Town 2-1 AFC Steak
Cranequin City 1-0 West Shotgun Turtles
AFC Greymouth 0-0 Falston-on-Ceynes United
Gridlock Rovers 1-0 Cypher Town
Strephonage 2-1 North Sabrefell
Haymaker Town 0-1 West Brinemouth
Stamper Road 1-1 Inner-East Fairywrens
Chatswood 2-0 Geoff United
Rushe United 1-0 AFC Bishop

Team                       P  W  D  L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Sabrefell Athletic 10 8 0 2 27 8 +19 24
2 Valkyrja Hawks 10 7 1 2 15 8 +7 22
3 Crisisbless 10 6 2 2 15 6 +9 20
4 AFC Treason 10 6 2 2 14 7 +7 20
5 Sabrefell Moths 10 6 1 3 15 10 +5 19
6 Maximum City 10 5 3 2 19 9 +10 18
7 Brinemouth 10 5 3 2 17 12 +5 18
8 North Laithland 10 4 3 3 9 9 +0 15
9 Cranequin Wanderers 10 4 3 3 9 9 +0 15
10 Iron City 10 4 2 4 9 10 -1 14
11 Maximum Rovers 10 4 1 5 11 11 +0 13
12 Southfell United 10 3 4 3 7 7 +0 13
13 Parrhesia United 10 3 3 4 18 16 +2 12
14 Violence Chariots 10 3 3 4 14 14 +0 12
15 South Laithland 10 3 3 4 12 19 -7 12
16 AFC Integabad 10 3 2 5 14 14 +0 11
17 Leopolis Hatemongers 10 2 5 3 8 17 -9 11
18 AFC Raven River 10 3 1 6 11 15 -4 10
19 Brookford Otters 10 2 3 5 6 11 -5 9
20 Goodfeather FC 10 2 3 5 10 18 -8 9
21 Corvette Maulers 10 2 3 5 12 22 -10 9
22 Raging Fire Hares 10 1 5 4 9 13 -4 8
23 Rhagant Schadenfreude 10 2 2 6 3 11 -8 8
24 Franchise FC 10 1 4 5 7 15 -8 7

TOP SCORERS
8 - Leyland Stallion (SFA)
6 - Reinhard Bavaria (INT), Warner Garfield (SFA), Ninian Locksmith (MXC)
5 - Gerhard Thunder (SFM), Jonny dos Santos (BRI), Moritz St. Hammond (PAR), Bennett Viceman (VIO), Karelline Charmwell (SFA), Ryan Shipwright (VLK)
CLEAN SHEETS
7 - Phillip Strummer (CRI)
6 - James Turnscrew (TRE), Elliot Cabriolet (SFU)
5 - Wilhelm Urquhart (SFA)

The first few matches see Sabrefell Athletic securing a dominant lead over the competition, with a staggering 27 goals; close competitors include the Valkyrja Hawks in second, who have adapted well to the competition. No other team has had a particularly resounding success, but there is a large cluster of competitors for the other UICA places; five teams sit seperate by two points. The midtable sprawl counts the unusually defensive Southfell, the free-scoring Parrhesia and the free-conceding South Laithland, though ‘Joemania’ appears to be surrounding the club in the wake of Josephus Flaccus’ immediate impact. Struggling to gain ground on single-digit points are the Otters, Goodfeather, the Corvette Maulers (the leakiest defence), the Hares with five draws and one win, Rhagant with the worst attack in the league (just three goals somehow) and Franchise FC pathetically hanging behind in last place with seven points.
Team                      P  W  D  L For  Ag +/- Pts
1 Iron United 10 7 2 1 11 4 +7 23
2 Vermillion Rage 10 7 1 2 21 12 +9 22
3 AFC Shale 10 5 3 2 12 6 +6 18
4 Chenoworth Rovers 10 4 5 1 14 10 +4 17
5 Dubstep Rangers 10 5 2 3 13 9 +4 17
6 Martella Jazz 10 5 2 3 12 11 +1 17
7 Crisisbless United 10 4 4 2 15 11 +4 16
8 Locksley Petty Theft 10 4 3 3 21 17 +4 15
9 AFC Rochford 10 4 3 3 9 5 +4 15
10 Mainstream Fist 10 4 1 5 9 7 +2 13
11 Forge Carpenters 10 3 4 3 9 9 +0 13
12 Corby Hubris 10 3 4 3 11 12 -1 13
13 Chenoworth Harriers 10 3 4 3 9 10 -1 13
14 Leicard Crimewave 10 2 6 2 5 5 +0 12
15 Newrook Democracy 10 4 0 6 15 16 -1 12
16 Anslow Medication 10 3 3 4 10 13 -3 12
17 Haymaker United 10 3 2 5 12 13 -1 11
18 Ox River United 10 2 5 3 9 13 -4 11
19 Orbital Bombardment 10 3 2 5 8 14 -6 11
20 Crossroads Town 10 3 2 5 8 16 -8 11
21 Fenland Albion 10 2 4 4 11 12 -1 10
22 AFC Hackett 10 2 4 4 12 14 -2 10
23 North Dubstep 10 1 3 6 12 21 -9 6
24 Creed United 10 0 5 5 6 14 -8 5

The Leicard Crimewave is officially the most boring team ever, with five goals in ten games. Scored AND conceded. Boring bastards. Six draws, too, another record. Still, Iron United has a tighter defence, topping the table with four concessions. Meanwhile, 10th-placed Mainstream Fist and 22nd-placed AFC Hackett are seperated by three points and four goal difference. North Dubstep are looking decidedly stranded, five points from safety already, and Creed United are winless.
Team                          P  W  D  L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Geoff United 10 7 1 2 16 9 +7 22
2 Ritter Town 10 6 3 1 11 6 +5 21
3 Cranequin City 10 7 0 3 14 11 +3 21
4 Rushe United 10 6 1 3 13 9 +4 19
5 Chatswood 10 5 3 2 16 8 +8 18
6 Falston-on-Ceynes United 10 4 4 2 7 5 +2 16
7 AFC Starling 10 4 3 3 12 7 +5 15
8 West Brinemouth 10 4 3 3 10 6 +4 15
9 North Sabrefell 10 4 3 3 12 9 +3 15
10 Cypher Town 10 4 2 4 12 9 +3 14
11 AFC Bishop 10 3 4 3 14 11 +3 13
12 Sandrock Artillery 10 3 4 3 8 8 +0 13
13 AFC Sheridan 10 3 4 3 9 10 -1 13
14 Inner-East Fairywrens 10 2 6 2 8 8 +0 12
15 AFC Steak 10 3 2 5 12 14 -2 11
16 Gridlock Rovers 10 3 2 5 7 14 -7 11
17 Sakusa Rathians 10 3 2 5 10 18 -8 11
18 Haymaker Town 10 2 4 4 14 14 +0 10
19 West Shotgun Turtles 10 2 4 4 10 10 +0 10
20 Strephonage 10 2 4 4 7 10 -3 10
21 East Laithland Harriers 10 2 4 4 7 11 -4 10
22 AFC Greymouth 10 2 3 5 8 12 -4 9
23 Stamper Road 10 1 5 4 10 15 -5 8
24 Reckdale Town 10 1 3 6 7 20 -13 6

While Stamper and Reckdale struggle in the relegation places, it is Geoff United taking pole position, Ritter Town and fancied Cranequin City soon behind. Nothing else is remarkable yet, midtable is pretty much all identical of late.
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Attico's League Premier

TEN GAMES DOWN


MATCHDAY ONE
Techinn Athletic 2–0 Dondarrion Albion
Roof, Tanker
Dunsulk Millionares 1–1 Callander City
Souza | Barela
Armadillo 2–0 East Hannibal Albion
Francisco (2)
Edinburgh City 1–0 Jacobites
Reno
Atticus 1–2 Everton
Sutherland | Di Nesbo, Mackie
Endeavour Thistle 2–1 Martell United
Montoya, Héctor | Giacherrini
Alhambra Azores 2–0 Red Star Burgundy
Donovan (2)
Cansas City 1–4 Wayne Island Athletic
Petit | Bruner (3), Myles
Hannibal Elect 0–3 Caledonia Claymores
Avila (2), Cromer
Sanchez Juniors 1–2 Harbour Tusks
Clevenger | Espinoza, Lundberg

Wayne Island ended Match Day One surprise leaders after a thoroughly comprehensive victory over Cansas City, mainly down to frontman Sebastian Bruner. Despite Cansas City being "Higher" ranked by pundits before the match, it was the islanders who swam home, with Bruner bagging himself a hat-trick.

The big openers included Alhambra Azores against Red Star Burgundy, two teams who should be in with a chance of qualification for something bigger. The Azores, clearly, were too strong, their economic backing defeating the Red Army.

Pos                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 Wayne Island Athletic 1 1 0 0 4 1 +3 3
2 Caledonia Claymores 1 1 0 0 3 0 +3 3
3 Alhambra Azores 1 1 0 0 2 0 +2 3
Armadillo 1 1 0 0 2 0 +2 3
Techinn Athletic 1 1 0 0 2 0 +2 3
6 Endeavour Thistle 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
Everton 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
Harbour Tusks 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
9 Edinburgh City 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
10 Callander City 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Dunsulk Millionares 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
12 Atticus 1 0 0 1 1 2 −1 0
Martell United 1 0 0 1 1 2 −1 0
Sanchez Juniors 1 0 0 1 1 2 −1 0
15 Jacobites 1 0 0 1 0 1 −1 0
16 Dondarrion Albion 1 0 0 1 0 2 −2 0
East Hannibal Albion 1 0 0 1 0 2 −2 0
Red Star Burgundy 1 0 0 1 0 2 −2 0
19 Cansas City 1 0 0 1 1 4 −3 0
20 Hannibal Elect 1 0 0 1 0 3 −3 0

MATCHDAY TWO
Dondarrion Albion 0–1 Harbour Tusks
Salinas
Caledonia Claymores 0–0 Sanchez Juniors

Wayne Island Athletic 0–0 Hannibal Elect

Red Star Burgundy 2–0 Cansas City
Vaughn (2)
Martell United 0–1 Alhambra Azores
Donovan
Everton 3–1 Endeavour Thistle
Fellaini, Di Nesbo, Zidane | LaFleur
Jacobites 0–1 Atticus
Alvarado
East Hannibal Albion 4–3 Edinburgh City
Ross (2), Tucker, Morton | Andrade, Weeks, Sanchez
Callander City 1–0 Armadillo
Petit
Techinn Athletic 2–0 Dunsulk Millionares
Tanker (2)


Pos                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 Techinn Athletic 2 2 0 0 4 0 +4 6
2 Everton 2 2 0 0 5 2 +3 6
3 Alhambra Azores 2 2 0 0 3 0 +3 6
4 Harbour Tusks 2 2 0 0 3 1 +2 6
5 Wayne Island Athletic 2 1 1 0 4 1 +3 4
6 Caledonia Claymores 2 1 1 0 3 0 +3 4
7 Callander City 2 1 1 0 2 1 +1 4
8 Armadillo 2 1 0 1 2 1 +1 3
9 Edinburgh City 2 1 0 1 4 4 0 3
10 Atticus 2 1 0 1 2 2 0 3
Red Star Burgundy 2 1 0 1 2 2 0 3
12 East Hannibal Albion 2 1 0 1 4 5 −1 3
13 Endeavour Thistle 2 1 0 1 3 4 −1 3
14 Sanchez Juniors 2 0 1 1 1 2 −1 1
15 Dunsulk Millionares 2 0 1 1 1 3 −2 1
16 Hannibal Elect 2 0 1 1 0 3 −3 1
17 Martell United 2 0 0 2 1 3 −2 0
18 Jacobites 2 0 0 2 0 2 −2 0
19 Dondarrion Albion 2 0 0 2 0 3 −3 0
20 Cansas City 2 0 0 2 1 6 −5 0

MATCHDAY THREE
Dunsulk Millionares 1–2 Dondarrion Albion
Lee | Hansen, Herrera
Armadillo 6–0 Techinn Athletic
Francisco (3), Shelt, Held, Rolno
Edinburgh City 2–0 Callander City
Holt-Ash, Sanchez
Atticus 2–1 East Hannibal Albion
Valdez, Olson | Ross
Endeavour Thistle 2–0 Jacobites
LaFleur, McCash
Alhambra Azores 5–1 Everton
Donovan (3), Malloch, Vasconi | Cahill
Cansas City 2–0 Martell United
Petit, Brewer
Hannibal Elect 2–0 Red Star Burgundy
Gonzales, Peters
Sanchez Juniors 3–0 Wayne Island Athletic
Santos, Emerson, Bartels
Harbour Tusks 1–1 Caledonia Claymores
Valentine | Cromer


Pos                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 Alhambra Azores 3 3 0 0 8 1 +7 9
2 Harbour Tusks 3 2 1 0 4 2 +2 7
3 Armadillo 3 2 0 1 8 1 +7 6
4 Edinburgh City 3 2 0 1 6 4 +2 6
5 Endeavour Thistle 3 2 0 1 5 4 +1 6
6 Atticus 3 2 0 1 4 3 +1 6
7 Everton 3 2 0 1 6 7 −1 6
8 Techinn Athletic 3 2 0 1 4 6 −2 6
9 Caledonia Claymores 3 1 2 0 4 1 +3 5
10 Sanchez Juniors 3 1 1 1 4 2 +2 4
11 Wayne Island Athletic 3 1 1 1 4 4 0 4
12 Callander City 3 1 1 1 2 3 −1 4
Hannibal Elect 3 1 1 1 2 3 −1 4
14 East Hannibal Albion 3 1 0 2 5 7 −2 3
15 Dondarrion Albion 3 1 0 2 2 4 −2 3
Red Star Burgundy 3 1 0 2 2 4 −2 3
17 Cansas City 3 1 0 2 3 6 −3 3
18 Dunsulk Millionares 3 0 1 2 2 5 −3 1
19 Martell United 3 0 0 3 1 5 −4 0
20 Jacobites 3 0 0 3 0 4 −4 0

MATCHDAY FOUR
Dondarrion Albion 3–4 Caledonia Claymores
Henrique (2), Hale | Avila, Arnold, Cohen (2)
Wayne Island Athletic 0–3 Harbour Tusks
Espinoza, Salinas, Hagen
Red Star Burgundy 0–2 Sanchez Juniors
Bartels (2)
Martell United 2–2 Hannibal Elect
Caine, Giacherrini | Gonzales (2)
Everton 3–1 Cansas City
Di Nesbo, Hartman (2) | Petit
Jacobites 1–1 Alhambra Azores
Jaegar | Di Vasco
East Hannibal Albion 0–3 Endeavour Thistle
LaFleur (2), Zanetti
Callander City 4–1 Atticus
Barela, Christensen (2), Maldonado | Olson
Techinn Athletic 1–0 Edinburgh City
Roof
Dunsulk Millionares 1–1 Armadillo
Lee | Keane


Pos                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 Alhambra Azores 4 3 1 0 9 2 +7 10
2 Harbour Tusks 4 3 1 0 7 2 +5 10
3 Endeavour Thistle 4 3 0 1 8 4 +4 9
4 Everton 4 3 0 1 9 8 +1 9
5 Techinn Athletic 4 3 0 1 5 6 −1 9
6 Caledonia Claymores 4 2 2 0 8 4 +4 8
7 Armadillo 4 2 1 1 9 2 +7 7
8 Sanchez Juniors 4 2 1 1 6 2 +4 7
9 Callander City 4 2 1 1 6 4 +2 7
10 Edinburgh City 4 2 0 2 6 5 +1 6
11 Atticus 4 2 0 2 5 7 −2 6
12 Hannibal Elect 4 1 2 1 4 5 −1 5
13 Wayne Island Athletic 4 1 1 2 4 7 −3 4
14 Dondarrion Albion 4 1 0 3 5 8 −3 3
15 Red Star Burgundy 4 1 0 3 2 6 −4 3
16 East Hannibal Albion 4 1 0 3 5 10 −5 3
17 Cansas City 4 1 0 3 4 9 −5 3
18 Dunsulk Millionares 4 0 2 2 3 6 −3 2
19 Martell United 4 0 1 3 3 7 −4 1
20 Jacobites 4 0 1 3 1 5 −4 1

MATCHDAY FIVE
Armadillo 0–1 Dondarrion Albion
Herrera
Edinburgh City 3–1 Dunsulk Millionares
Sanchez, Reno (2) | Crawford
Atticus 2–1 Techinn Athletic
Valdez, Olson | Wheeler
Endeavour Thistle 2–1 Callander City
Van Miller, Montoya | Maldonado
Alhambra Azores 2–5 East Hannibal Albion
Romero, Malloch | Owens (2), Ross, Carlson, Morton
Cansas City 2–2 Jacobites
Grant, Petit | Jaegar (2)
Hannibal Elect 0–4 Everton
Hibbert (2), Hartman (2)
Sanchez Juniors 2–1 Martell United
Clevenger, Bartels | Weir
Harbour Tusks 0–0 Red Star Burgundy

Caledonia Claymores 1–0 Wayne Island Athletic
Cromer


Pos                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 Everton 5 4 0 1 13 8 +5 12
2 Endeavour Thistle 5 4 0 1 10 5 +5 12
3 Caledonia Claymores 5 3 2 0 9 4 +5 11
4 Harbour Tusks 5 3 2 0 7 2 +5 11
5 Sanchez Juniors 5 3 1 1 8 3 +5 10
6 Alhambra Azores 5 3 1 1 11 7 +4 10
7 Edinburgh City 5 3 0 2 9 6 +3 9
8 Atticus 5 3 0 2 7 8 −1 9
9 Techinn Athletic 5 3 0 2 6 8 −2 9
10 Armadillo 5 2 1 2 9 3 +6 7
11 Callander City 5 2 1 2 7 6 +1 7
12 East Hannibal Albion 5 2 0 3 10 12 −2 6
13 Dondarrion Albion 5 2 0 3 6 8 −2 6
14 Hannibal Elect 5 1 2 2 4 9 −5 5
15 Wayne Island Athletic 5 1 1 3 4 8 −4 4
16 Red Star Burgundy 5 1 1 3 2 6 −4 4
17 Cansas City 5 1 1 3 6 11 −5 4
18 Jacobites 5 0 2 3 3 7 −4 2
19 Dunsulk Millionares 5 0 2 3 4 9 −5 2
20 Martell United 5 0 1 4 4 9 −5 1

MATCHDAY SIX
Dondarrion Albion 2–0 Wayne Island Athletic

Red Star Burgundy 0–4 Caledonia Claymores

Martell United 0–1 Harbour Tusks

Everton 1–1 Sanchez Juniors

Jacobites 2–0 Hannibal Elect

East Hannibal Albion 5–2 Cansas City

Callander City 1–1 Alhambra Azores

Techinn Athletic 2–4 Endeavour Thistle

Dunsulk Millionares 2–1 Atticus

Armadillo 1–2 Edinburgh City


Pos                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 Endeavour Thistle 6 5 0 1 14 7 +7 15
2 Caledonia Claymores 6 4 2 0 13 4 +9 14
3 Harbour Tusks 6 4 2 0 8 2 +6 14
4 Everton 6 4 1 1 14 9 +5 13
5 Edinburgh City 6 4 0 2 11 7 +4 12
6 Sanchez Juniors 6 3 2 1 9 4 +5 11
7 Alhambra Azores 6 3 2 1 12 8 +4 11
8 East Hannibal Albion 6 3 0 3 15 14 +1 9
9 Dondarrion Albion 6 3 0 3 8 8 0 9
10 Atticus 6 3 0 3 8 10 −2 9
11 Techinn Athletic 6 3 0 3 8 12 −4 9
12 Callander City 6 2 2 2 8 7 +1 8
13 Armadillo 6 2 1 3 10 5 +5 7
14 Jacobites 6 1 2 3 5 7 −2 5
15 Dunsulk Millionares 6 1 2 3 6 10 −4 5
16 Hannibal Elect 6 1 2 3 4 11 −7 5
17 Wayne Island Athletic 6 1 1 4 4 10 −6 4
18 Cansas City 6 1 1 4 8 16 −8 4
19 Red Star Burgundy 6 1 1 4 2 10 −8 4
20 Martell United 6 0 1 5 4 10 −6 1

MATCHDAY SEVEN
Edinburgh City 2–2 Dondarrion Albion

Atticus 0–3 Armadillo

Endeavour Thistle 0–1 Dunsulk Millionares

Alhambra Azores 0–2 Techinn Athletic

Cansas City 1–1 Callander City

Hannibal Elect 3–1 East Hannibal Albion

Sanchez Juniors 2–0 Jacobites

Harbour Tusks 4–1 Everton

Caledonia Claymores 1–0 Martell United

Wayne Island Athletic 0–1 Red Star Burgundy


Pos                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 Caledonia Claymores 7 5 2 0 14 4 +10 17
2 Harbour Tusks 7 5 2 0 12 3 +9 17
3 Endeavour Thistle 7 5 0 2 14 8 +6 15
4 Sanchez Juniors 7 4 2 1 11 4 +7 14
5 Edinburgh City 7 4 1 2 13 9 +4 13
6 Everton 7 4 1 2 15 13 +2 13
7 Techinn Athletic 7 4 0 3 10 12 −2 12
8 Alhambra Azores 7 3 2 2 12 10 +2 11
9 Armadillo 7 3 1 3 13 5 +8 10
10 Dondarrion Albion 7 3 1 3 10 10 0 10
11 Callander City 7 2 3 2 9 8 +1 9
12 East Hannibal Albion 7 3 0 4 16 17 −1 9
13 Atticus 7 3 0 4 8 13 −5 9
14 Dunsulk Millionares 7 2 2 3 7 10 −3 8
15 Hannibal Elect 7 2 2 3 7 12 −5 8
16 Red Star Burgundy 7 2 1 4 3 10 −7 7
17 Jacobites 7 1 2 4 5 9 −4 5
18 Cansas City 7 1 2 4 9 17 −8 5
19 Wayne Island Athletic 7 1 1 5 4 11 −7 4
20 Martell United 7 0 1 6 4 11 −7 1

MATCHDAY EIGHT
Dondarrion Albion 0–0 Red Star Burgundy

Martell United 0–0 Wayne Island Athletic

Everton 0–0 Caledonia Claymores

Jacobites 0–1 Harbour Tusks

East Hannibal Albion 2–0 Sanchez Juniors

Callander City 3–0 Hannibal Elect

Techinn Athletic 1–0 Cansas City

Dunsulk Millionares 2–1 Alhambra Azores

Armadillo 1–1 Endeavour Thistle

Edinburgh City 3–2 Atticus


Pos                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 Harbour Tusks 8 6 2 0 13 3 +10 20
2 Caledonia Claymores 8 5 3 0 14 4 +10 18
3 Endeavour Thistle 8 5 1 2 15 9 +6 16
4 Edinburgh City 8 5 1 2 16 11 +5 16
5 Techinn Athletic 8 5 0 3 11 12 −1 15
6 Sanchez Juniors 8 4 2 2 11 6 +5 14
7 Everton 8 4 2 2 15 13 +2 14
8 Callander City 8 3 3 2 12 8 +4 12
9 East Hannibal Albion 8 4 0 4 18 17 +1 12
10 Armadillo 8 3 2 3 14 6 +8 11
11 Alhambra Azores 8 3 2 3 13 12 +1 11
12 Dondarrion Albion 8 3 2 3 10 10 0 11
13 Dunsulk Millionares 8 3 2 3 9 11 −2 11
14 Atticus 8 3 0 5 10 16 −6 9
15 Red Star Burgundy 8 2 2 4 3 10 −7 8
16 Hannibal Elect 8 2 2 4 7 15 −8 8
17 Jacobites 8 1 2 5 5 10 −5 5
18 Wayne Island Athletic 8 1 2 5 4 11 −7 5
19 Cansas City 8 1 2 5 9 18 −9 5
20 Martell United 8 0 2 6 4 11 −7 2

MATCHDAY NINE
Atticus 1–1 Dondarrion Albion

Endeavour Thistle 3–0 Edinburgh City

Alhambra Azores 1–0 Armadillo

Cansas City 0–3 Dunsulk Millionares

Hannibal Elect 1–1 Techinn Athletic

Sanchez Juniors 3–1 Callander City

Harbour Tusks 1–3 East Hannibal Albion

Caledonia Claymores 1–2 Jacobites

Wayne Island Athletic 0–2 Everton

Red Star Burgundy 2–1 Martell United


Pos                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 Harbour Tusks 9 6 2 1 14 6 +8 20
2 Endeavour Thistle 9 6 1 2 18 9 +9 19
3 Caledonia Claymores 9 5 3 1 15 6 +9 18
4 Sanchez Juniors 9 5 2 2 14 7 +7 17
5 Everton 9 5 2 2 17 13 +4 17
6 Edinburgh City 9 5 1 3 16 14 +2 16
7 Techinn Athletic 9 5 1 3 12 13 −1 16
8 East Hannibal Albion 9 5 0 4 21 18 +3 15
9 Alhambra Azores 9 4 2 3 14 12 +2 14
10 Dunsulk Millionares 9 4 2 3 12 11 +1 14
11 Callander City 9 3 3 3 13 11 +2 12
12 Dondarrion Albion 9 3 3 3 11 11 0 12
13 Armadillo 9 3 2 4 14 7 +7 11
14 Red Star Burgundy 9 3 2 4 5 11 −6 11
15 Atticus 9 3 1 5 11 17 −6 10
16 Hannibal Elect 9 2 3 4 8 16 −8 9
17 Jacobites 9 2 2 5 7 11 −4 8
18 Wayne Island Athletic 9 1 2 6 4 13 −9 5
19 Cansas City 9 1 2 6 9 21 −12 5
20 Martell United 9 0 2 7 5 13 −8 2

MATCHDAY TEN
Dondarrion Albion 1–1 Martell United

Everton 2–0 Red Star Burgundy

Jacobites 0–2 Wayne Island Athletic

East Hannibal Albion 2–2 Caledonia Claymores

Callander City 0–0 Harbour Tusks

Techinn Athletic 1–2 Sanchez Juniors

Dunsulk Millionares 1–2 Hannibal Elect

Armadillo 2–1 Cansas City

Edinburgh City 0–3 Alhambra Azores

Atticus 1–6 Endeavour Thistle



TEN WEEK FINISH TABLE


Pos                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Endeavour Thistle 10 7 1 2 24 10 +14 22
2 Harbour Tusks 10 6 3 1 14 6 +8 21
3 Sanchez Juniors 10 6 2 2 16 8 +8 20
4 Everton 10 6 2 2 19 13 +6 20
5 Caledonia Claymores 10 5 4 1 17 8 +9 19
6 Alhambra Azores 10 5 2 3 17 12 +5 17
7 East Hannibal Albion 10 5 1 4 23 20 +3 16
8 Edinburgh City 10 5 1 4 16 17 −1 16
9 Techinn Athletic 10 5 1 4 13 15 −2 16
10 Armadillo 10 4 2 4 16 8 +8 14
11 Dunsulk Millionares 10 4 2 4 13 13 0 14
12 Callander City 10 3 4 3 13 11 +2 13
13 Dondarrion Albion 10 3 4 3 12 12 0 13
14 Hannibal Elect 10 3 3 4 10 17 −7 12
15 Red Star Burgundy 10 3 2 5 5 13 −8 11
16 Atticus 10 3 1 6 12 23 −11 10
17 Jacobites 10 2 2 6 7 13 −6 8
18 Wayne Island Athletic 10 2 2 6 6 13 −7 8
19 Cansas City 10 1 2 7 10 23 −13 5
20 Martell United 10 0 3 7 6 14 −8 3


STILL TO FINISH

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Founded: Jul 06, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Felinetopia » Fri Aug 02, 2013 7:16 pm

Felinetopia Domestic Pawball(Football) Season 1


The ministry of sports in Felinetopia decide to create an official centralized governing body for Pawball in Felinetopia. Karling, the ministry spokesman said, "we decided to create the Felinetopia Pawball Association after receiving contact with humans who were playing in pretty much the same sport that they call soccer or football. They told us that there were competitions between clubs and between nations in the sport and they said that it is pretty hard to get in to these competitions without a centralized governing body for football in the nation. We are interested in the competition after they said that there were other species that compete in those competitions."

The Felinetopia Pawball Association first action was to create a domestic pawball league system that includes some of the top pawball clubs in the nation. Some of the Pawball clubs were worried that they can't be specie exclusive clubs if they went into the league. The FPA made an agreement with the league that allowed them to be a specie exclusive but the name has to reflect on what species they are exclusive to. Another decision that the FPA had to decide on was whether they would host a domestic cup competition. Almost everyone agree that there should be a domestic cup competition but they are split on what format they should use for the competition and agree to not hold the competition until a format is agreed upon.


Felinetopia Premier League
Team                        P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Lions PC 34 18 6 10 61 45 +16 60 Champions Cup, Copa de Campeones
2 Shnooky Kittens PC 34 18 5 11 73 54 +19 59 Globe Cup
3 Gatotopia City 34 16 9 9 66 43 +23 57 Globe Cup
4 Iceicle City 34 16 8 10 64 45 +19 56 Globe Cup

5 Kitten City Outsiders 34 13 12 9 44 35 +9 51
6 Infinyarn City 34 13 12 9 41 33 +8 51
7 Cheetahs United 34 15 6 13 51 59 -8 51
8 Benegals United 34 12 12 10 33 30 +3 48
9 Crookshank United 34 12 10 12 43 41 +2 46
10 Felines United 34 12 10 12 42 41 +1 46
11 Felis Domesticus 34 12 8 14 58 60 -2 44
12 Zebras Eaten PC 34 12 8 14 30 40 -10 44
13 Felidae Capital 34 9 12 13 32 42 -10 39
14 Chat Chaten PC 34 9 12 13 40 55 -15 39
15 Amiceon Forest PC 34 8 12 14 25 36 -11 36
16 Leopards United 34 7 15 12 37 49 -12 36 Relegation Playoff
17 Salem PC 34 9 9 16 26 41 -15 36 Relegation
18 Tigers PC 34 9 6 19 43 60 -17 33 Relegation


Felinetopia Second Division
Team                  P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Japan City 34 18 7 9 38 25 +13 61 Promotion, SBCC
2 Felineism PC 34 19 3 12 63 43 +20 60 Promotion, SBCC
3 Tigers United 34 16 7 11 26 25 +1 55 Promotion Playoff, SBCC
4 Felidae United 34 15 9 10 45 32 +13 54 SBCC
5 Species PC 34 15 9 10 24 20 +4 54
6 Cheetah PC 34 15 7 12 54 42 +12 52
7 Panthers PC 34 14 9 11 38 36 +2 51
8 Panthers United 34 14 8 12 47 46 +1 50
9 Catic City 34 13 9 12 50 43 +7 48
10 Gatotopia PC 34 12 12 10 33 27 +6 48
11 Furball PC 34 14 6 14 43 40 +3 48
12 Salem City 34 13 9 12 31 28 +3 48
13 Marxs PC 34 10 13 11 38 35 +3 43
14 Bad Kitties 34 12 6 16 43 58 -15 42
15 Black Cats PC 34 11 6 17 31 46 -15 39
16 Ocelot PC 34 10 6 18 29 42 -13 36 Relegation Playoff
17 Redwall Waiters 34 6 11 17 25 46 -21 29 Relegation
18 Battalions PC 34 8 5 21 23 47 -24 29 Relegation


Promoted from Felinetopia Third Division:
1. New Meow City
2. Lynxs United

Promotion/Relegation Playoff
FPL/FSL Playoff
Tigers United 0–0 Leopards United
Leopards United 0–1 Tigers United
Tigers United wins on aggregate 1-0 and is promoted to the Felinetopia Premier League
FSL/FTL Playoff
Jaguars PC 0–1 Ocelot PC
Ocelot PC 1–0 Jaguars PC
Ocelot PC wins on aggregate 2-0 and stays in the Felinetopia Second League

Felinetopia (FET) Qualifiers
Champions' Cup: Lions PC
(Youth: Lion Cubs PC)
Globe Cup: Shnooky Kittens PC, Gatotopia City, Iceicle City
Series B Champions' Cup: Japan City, Felineism PC, Tigers United, Felidae United


Other Qualifiers
Copa de Campeones: Lions PC
Basically a Feline European Union
Demonym: Feline (Cats), Felinetopian (Government)
Member-Nations: Small Cat Alliance, Lynx Union, Cheetah Republic, Leopard's Dominion
Institutional Center (de facto capital): Purrlin
Cat Ages to Human Age Table
IAC 13 3rd Place

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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Boring Paradise » Fri Aug 02, 2013 7:42 pm

Boring Paradise wrote:Season 11

Boring Paradise's (BRP) Qualifiers
Top seeds are first

TQCC: Empilot United FC
GC: Bartholomew FC, Samcastle United, Prime Para United
Series B Champions’ Cup 43: Topian United, Bartholomew United, Shuffle United, Palmer Hotspur

CEdC: Empilot United FC, Bartholomew FC, Samcastle United, Prime Para United


Resubmiting last seasons.
The Paradisian Empire contains the Center, Boring Paradise, and the loyal countries that have sworn allegiance.

Best Places
U-15 World Cup 7 Runners-Up
WWISC 2 Runners Up
U-15 Chamionship (3rd Place)
Friendly Cup X (3rd Place)
Hosted
Internation FireStorm Cup II,III
Friendly Cup X

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