Excalibur Squadron OOC Thread

by **Britcan** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 2:57 am

Morrdh wrote:
The Two Jerseys wrote:[list][*]The Financial Times is read by people who own the country;

My dad reads that newspaper and he's a retired accountant and college lecturer, though from what he's told me it reports stuff that the rest of the media ignores.

More importantly, it's pink!

by **The balkens** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 4:04 am

Well guys, I won't be around for posting. Shits getting real.

Later.

by **Len Hyet** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 5:08 am

I ever tell you guys about the time I went Paintballing in an open group and SEAL Team 4 showed up?

Long story short they mopped the muddy ground with us. One of the guys on my team got a kill by luck. Then he died.

by **Monfrox** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 5:25 am

The Two Jerseys wrote:Damn, that's a lot to catch up on...
The Tiger Kingdom wrote:The result will be announced...at the appropriate time.

"You're breaking my balls, man." -Eric Cartman
Monfrox wrote:Samantha and Alix.

There, happy?

Did Excalibur Squadron turn into Bomb Girls while I was away?
Not that I'm complaining or anything...
Monfrox wrote:I ain't going to New Jersey.

That's OK, we don't want you either.

Do you even joke? Sheesh.

by **The Two Jerseys** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 5:31 am

Len Hyet wrote:I ever tell you guys about the time I went Paintballing in an open group and SEAL Team 4 showed up?

Long story short they mopped the muddy ground with us. One of the guys on my team got a kill by luck. Then he died.

*Shoots SEAL once*
"I got one!"
*Gets hit by 50 paintballs*

Reminds me of the TV commercial for one of those first-person shooters, they show a bunch of teenage boys getting creamed at the multiplayer game by another team, then when their team is all dead the one kid asks "Who are these guys?".
Then it cuts to the other team, which turns out to be a special forces unit in their barracks, they're all laughing and one of them says "It's like shooting fish in a bucket!"

by **Goram** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 2:30 pm

The Two Jerseys wrote:
GOram wrote:
Yes, Prime Minister?

Indeed.

I will always remember that show for that episode where they're discussing the Trident Missile. Been forever since I saw it, but I believe he describes it as

"The sort of missile Harrods would sell you"

by **The Tiger Kingdom** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 5:50 pm

So after going through Page's record and updating his dossier through Mordred, I've found he has the rather amazing total of 28 kills so far, without yet counting Cambyses or Taurus. I believe Alix has about 7 or 8.
Has anyone else (besides Cali, I think, because I know he has been) been keeping track of their kills?

by **The balkens** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 5:53 pm

The Tiger Kingdom wrote:So after going through Page's record and updating his dossier through Mordred, I've found he has the rather amazing total of 28 kills so far, without yet counting Cambyses or Taurus. I believe Alix has about 7 or 8.
Has anyone else (besides Cali, I think, because I know he has been) been keeping track of their kills?

not really. i think michael has 14 or 15. counting before Excalibur.

Dietrich might have 10.

joshuas dossier in progress.

by **Britcan** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 5:53 pm

The Tiger Kingdom wrote:So after going through Page's record and updating his dossier through Mordred, I've found he has the rather amazing total of 28 kills so far, without yet counting Cambyses or Taurus. I believe Alix has about 7 or 8.
Has anyone else (besides Cali, I think, because I know he has been) been keeping track of their kills?

I assume you mean in air-to-air combat? I believe Matthias is around 15, including pre-Excalibur kills.

by **The balkens** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 5:55 pm

Service 32452 ZILORSKI, JOSHUA  (107 characters maximum)                                                           Page  1   of  XX

RECORD OF PERSONNEL - CONFIDENTIAL
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Name:  Zilorski, Joshua Ofnir                  Service Number:  32452
Date of Birth:  4th    july      1914 XX     Place of Birth:  Konigsberg (German empire)            
Gender:  XXXXXX     Height:  6 ft.  ] 5 in.    Weight:193    st.  XX lb.
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Hair:    short, brown            Eyes:  Dark brown             
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Nationality:  Polish                                                      
Permanent Residence:  London, England.                                          
Marital Status:  Widower     No. of Dependents, [No. of Dependent Minors]:   , [ ]
^{Choose: Single unmarried, Single divorced, Married, Widower/Widowed}
Addendum & Erratum: Several small Scars on neck and face. Large scar cuts down from left eye.                                              
 

Date of Enlistment:    October 2nd,    1939 
Place of Enlistment: Hereford, England.                                      
Branch:   Regular RAF                                                             
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Rank & Date of Seniority:  1st lieutenant, 1938.                                             
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Date of Separation:  -    -          19 -  
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^{Choose: Expiration of enlistment term, Retirement, General demobilization, Hardship/Medical grounds, Disciplinary action,
    Resignation of commission, Other (list details)}

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UNIT POSTINGS:

 303 squadron (former) 319 squadron. (currently)                                                                                                     

AWARDS, DECORATIONS, HONOURS, ETC.:

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DISCIPLINARY RECORD:

 None reported.                                                                                               

TRAINING & QUALIFICATIONS:

 qualified for single engined aircraft, applied for duel engine. Trained in marksmanship. completed all requirements for "EXCALIBUR."

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SERVICE RECORD:

 *note, all records on Joshua's actions during or before the start of the war were destroyed by the government in exile.

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MISCELLANEOUS NOTES:

 Joshua appears to uphold many of the polish air forces finest traditions. unlike his more "spontaneous" brother, Michael, he is cold and calculating and has a cynical view on life. not much is known about him beyond that.

by **Lancearc** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 6:08 pm

The Tiger Kingdom wrote:So after going through Page's record and updating his dossier through Mordred, I've found he has the rather amazing total of 28 kills so far, without yet counting Cambyses or Taurus. I believe Alix has about 7 or 8.
Has anyone else (besides Cali, I think, because I know he has been) been keeping track of their kills?

I know Monroe has exceeded the 16 mark, though I wouldn't be able to give an exact number without going back and counting.

by **Goram** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 6:49 pm

Britcan wrote:
The Tiger Kingdom wrote:So after going through Page's record and updating his dossier through Mordred, I've found he has the rather amazing total of 28 kills so far, without yet counting Cambyses or Taurus. I believe Alix has about 7 or 8.
Has anyone else (besides Cali, I think, because I know he has been) been keeping track of their kills?

I assume you mean in air-to-air combat? I believe Matthias is around 15, including pre-Excalibur kills.

Stanford has 17, including pre-Excalibur victories. I believe he's scored 6 in his time with 319.

by **The Two Jerseys** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 6:51 pm

The Tiger Kingdom wrote:So after going through Page's record and updating his dossier through Mordred, I've found he has the rather amazing total of 28 kills so far, without yet counting Cambyses or Taurus. I believe Alix has about 7 or 8.
Has anyone else (besides Cali, I think, because I know he has been) been keeping track of their kills?

Up to the start of Taurus, Talbot has 4 destroyed, 1 damaged, 1 unsubstantiated.
2 more kills over Malta to be added.

by **The Tiger Kingdom** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 7:47 pm

Britcan wrote:
The Tiger Kingdom wrote:So after going through Page's record and updating his dossier through Mordred, I've found he has the rather amazing total of 28 kills so far, without yet counting Cambyses or Taurus. I believe Alix has about 7 or 8.
Has anyone else (besides Cali, I think, because I know he has been) been keeping track of their kills?

I assume you mean in air-to-air combat? I believe Matthias is around 15, including pre-Excalibur kills.

Yup, just air-combat kills, nobody's really counting the number of Feldgrau or SS they deadify (I think).

by **The Two Jerseys** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 9:05 pm

The Tiger Kingdom wrote:
Britcan wrote:I assume you mean in air-to-air combat? I believe Matthias is around 15, including pre-Excalibur kills.

Yup, just air-combat kills, nobody's really counting the number of Feldgrau or SS they deadify (I think).

Good God, we're not monsters who would do such a thing! Well, aside from Staff Sergeant Pigsticker we're not...

by **United Kingdom of Poland** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 9:10 pm

The Two Jerseys wrote:
The Tiger Kingdom wrote:So after going through Page's record and updating his dossier through Mordred, I've found he has the rather amazing total of 28 kills so far, without yet counting Cambyses or Taurus. I believe Alix has about 7 or 8.
Has anyone else (besides Cali, I think, because I know he has been) been keeping track of their kills?

Up to the start of Taurus, Talbot has 4 destroyed, 1 damaged, 1 unsubstantiated.
2 more kills over Malta to be added.

Polanski well lets see
4 in poland
2 in france
7 total in mordred (2 109's in the rescue op, 3 stukas in first raid, 2 he 111's in the second raid
2 in calebus
4 in taurus
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19 total
(21 if you count the 52's I destrroyed at the base in mordred.

by **Monfrox** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:34 pm

Samantha just got up to 5 aircraft kills.

by **Len Hyet** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 5:07 am

Monfrox wrote:Samantha just got up to 5 aircraft kills.

by **Kouralia** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 5:08 am

The Tiger Kingdom wrote:So after going through Page's record and updating his dossier through Mordred, I've found he has the rather amazing total of 28 kills so far, without yet counting Cambyses or Taurus. I believe Alix has about 7 or 8.
Has anyone else (besides Cali, I think, because I know he has been) been keeping track of their kills?

Air only, Smythe has like one from Spain.

by **Britcan** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 5:11 am

Kouralia wrote:
The Tiger Kingdom wrote:So after going through Page's record and updating his dossier through Mordred, I've found he has the rather amazing total of 28 kills so far, without yet counting Cambyses or Taurus. I believe Alix has about 7 or 8.
Has anyone else (besides Cali, I think, because I know he has been) been keeping track of their kills?

Air only, Smythe has like one from Spain.

That's because you keep trying to kill the planes with a sword.

by **Kouralia** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 5:13 am

Britcan wrote:
Kouralia wrote:Air only, Smythe has like one from Spain.

That's because you keep trying to kill the planes with a sword.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

by **Britcan** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 5:17 am

Kouralia wrote:
Britcan wrote:That's because you keep trying to kill the planes with a sword.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

It may be affecting the number of kills you're getting. However you do make up for it with additional points for style.

by **Morrdh** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 5:20 am

Kouralia wrote:
Britcan wrote:That's because you keep trying to kill the planes with a sword.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Smythe with a jet pack, oh the possibilities...

by **Len Hyet** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 5:34 am

Morrdh wrote:
Kouralia wrote:You say that like it's a bad thing.

Smythe with a jet pack, oh the possibilities...

HOLY SHIT

Best idea ever. We need some Imperial Japanese Army Officers. And some Zeros. And Silva needs a P-40E

by **Kouralia** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 5:35 am

Len Hyet wrote:
Morrdh wrote:
Smythe with a jet pack, oh the possibilities...

HOLY SHIT

Best idea ever. We need some Imperial Japanese Army Officers. And some Zeros. And Silva needs a P-40E

Dueling Japanese Officers with jetpacks - a clash between the Pattern 1796 and Katanas!

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