NSG Senate Coffee Shop [NSG Senate]

[Prussia-Steinbach]

http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=245967
The factbook of Aurentina.

Thanks, Ainin. I'd just like to say, you're a really helpful person. *isn't big on hugs so gives a pat on back*

[Rumostan]

Senator Johnson walked into the Coffee shop for the first time. ''So, what has happened, there appears to be a commotion'

[Silician]

http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=245967
The factbook of Aurentina.

Yay, thanks you, I need this info for a piece of legislation that I'm writing.

[Gothmogs]

Loggerhead Turtle Protection Act
Drafted by: Gothmogs
Sponsors:

REALIZING that Loggerhead Turtles are endangered.

APPALLED that these gentle creatures can be slaughtered without consequence.

OBSERVING that Loggerhead Turtle populations have been declining steadily from Aurentine waters.

DEFINES a Loggerhead Turtle as any turtle of the species Caretta caretta.

HEREBY declares the following:

1. It shall be illegal to harass, kill, trap, maim, or injure a Loggerhead Turtle for any reason other than what is specified in this bill.
2. Any human being that harasses, kills, traps, maims, or injures a Loggerhead Turtle without a reason specified in this bill will have to pay a fine no larger than $25,000, or spend no more than 2 years in jail.
3. Any person with a Veterinary license may maim, trap, injure, or kill a Loggerhead Turtle if it is in the best interests of the turtle and there are no other options at hand.
4. Any person who traps, injures, maims, or kills a Loggerhead Turtle on accident with a legitimate witness to testify it was indeed an accident will pay a fine of no more than $1,000.
5. Also makes it illegal to destroy Loggerhead Turtle nests and eggs.
6. Also makes it illegal to disturb Loggerhead Turtle nests and eggs unless it is in the best interest of the turtle, and done by a person trained to deal with Loggerhead Turtle eggs.
7. Any person who destroys or disturbs a Loggerhead Turtle nest or egg without a reason specified in this bill will face the same penalties as someone who kills, traps, harasses, injures, or maims a Loggerhead Turtle.
8. Any person who accidentaly disturbs or destroys a Loggerhead Turtle nest or egg with a legitimate witness to testify it was indeed an accident will face a fine of no more than $500.

My first bill! So what do you think?

[Ainin]

Loggerhead Turtle Protection Act
Drafted by: Gothmogs
Sponsors:

REALIZING that Loggerhead Turtles are endangered.

APPALLED that these gentle creatures can be slaughtered without consequence.

OBSERVING that Loggerhead Turtle populations have been declining steadily from Aurentine waters.

DEFINES a Loggerhead Turtle as any turtle of the species Caretta caretta.

HEREBY declares the following:

1. It shall be illegal to harass, kill, trap, maim, or injure a Loggerhead Turtle for any reason other than what is specified in this bill.
2. Any human being that harasses, kills, traps, maims, or injures a Loggerhead Turtle without a reason specified in this bill will have to pay a fine no larger than $25,000, or spend no more than 2 years in jail.
3. Any person with a Veterinary license may maim, trap, injure, or kill a Loggerhead Turtle if it is in the best interests of the turtle and there are no other options at hand.
4. Any person who traps, injures, maims, or kills a Loggerhead Turtle on accident with a legitimate witness to testify it was indeed an accident will pay a fine of no more than $1,000.
5. Also makes it illegal to destroy Loggerhead Turtle nests and eggs.
6. Also makes it illegal to disturb Loggerhead Turtle nests and eggs unless it is in the best interest of the turtle, and done by a person trained to deal with Loggerhead Turtle eggs.
7. Any person who destroys or disturbs a Loggerhead Turtle nest or egg without a reason specified in this bill will face the same penalties as someone who kills, traps, harasses, injures, or maims a Loggerhead Turtle.
8. Any person who accidentaly disturbs or destroys a Loggerhead Turtle nest or egg with a legitimate witness to testify it was indeed an accident will face a fine of no more than $500.

My first bill! So what do you think?

I don't know what a loggerhead turtle actually is, but it sounds cute, so I'll sponsor.

[Potenco]

OK guys, im beginning to think the situation regarding coalitions is getting insane. John Geill was one of the most center, normal, and probably one of the best choices for Prime Minister in this damn senate but due to his unsavory coalition partners he lost (and I joined in the shitstorm). Im not sure whether making him prime minister was a good choice, considering his allies but I do know he himself was a decent person for the job.I think we need to stop fighting for a ruling coalition as its led to an unnatural coalition between libertarians and liberals, and most distressingly an (even temporary) alliance between a socialist group and a neo-fascist group

[Rumostan]

Loggerhead Turtle Protection Act
Drafted by: Gothmogs
Sponsors:

REALIZING that Loggerhead Turtles are endangered.

APPALLED that these gentle creatures can be slaughtered without consequence.

OBSERVING that Loggerhead Turtle populations have been declining steadily from Aurentine waters.

DEFINES a Loggerhead Turtle as any turtle of the species Caretta caretta.

HEREBY declares the following:

1. It shall be illegal to harass, kill, trap, maim, or injure a Loggerhead Turtle for any reason other than what is specified in this bill.
2. Any human being that harasses, kills, traps, maims, or injures a Loggerhead Turtle without a reason specified in this bill will have to pay a fine no larger than $25,000, or spend no more than 2 years in jail.
3. Any person with a Veterinary license may maim, trap, injure, or kill a Loggerhead Turtle if it is in the best interests of the turtle and there are no other options at hand.
4. Any person who traps, injures, maims, or kills a Loggerhead Turtle on accident with a legitimate witness to testify it was indeed an accident will pay a fine of no more than $1,000.
5. Also makes it illegal to destroy Loggerhead Turtle nests and eggs.
6. Also makes it illegal to disturb Loggerhead Turtle nests and eggs unless it is in the best interest of the turtle, and done by a person trained to deal with Loggerhead Turtle eggs.
7. Any person who destroys or disturbs a Loggerhead Turtle nest or egg without a reason specified in this bill will face the same penalties as someone who kills, traps, harasses, injures, or maims a Loggerhead Turtle.
8. Any person who accidentaly disturbs or destroys a Loggerhead Turtle nest or egg with a legitimate witness to testify it was indeed an accident will face a fine of no more than $500.

My first bill! So what do you think?

I will sponsor it, I like them.

[Gothmogs]

Loggerhead Turtle Protection Act
Drafted by: Gothmogs
Sponsors: Ainin

REALIZING that Loggerhead Turtles are endangered.

APPALLED that these gentle creatures can be slaughtered without consequence.

OBSERVING that Loggerhead Turtle populations have been declining steadily from Aurentine waters.

DEFINES a Loggerhead Turtle as any turtle of the species Caretta caretta.

HEREBY declares the following:

1. It shall be illegal to harass, kill, trap, maim, or injure a Loggerhead Turtle for any reason other than what is specified in this bill.
2. Any human being that harasses, kills, traps, maims, or injures a Loggerhead Turtle without a reason specified in this bill will have to pay a fine no larger than $25,000, or spend no more than 2 years in jail.
3. Any person with a Veterinary license may maim, trap, injure, or kill a Loggerhead Turtle if it is in the best interests of the turtle and there are no other options at hand.
4. Any person who traps, injures, maims, or kills a Loggerhead Turtle on accident with a legitimate witness to testify it was indeed an accident will pay a fine of no more than $1,000.
5. Also makes it illegal to destroy Loggerhead Turtle nests and eggs.
6. Also makes it illegal to disturb Loggerhead Turtle nests and eggs unless it is in the best interest of the turtle, and done by a person trained to deal with Loggerhead Turtle eggs.
7. Any person who destroys or disturbs a Loggerhead Turtle nest or egg without a reason specified in this bill will face the same penalties as someone who kills, traps, harasses, injures, or maims a Loggerhead Turtle.
8. Any person who accidentaly disturbs or destroys a Loggerhead Turtle nest or egg with a legitimate witness to testify it was indeed an accident will face a fine of no more than $500.

My first bill! So what do you think?

I don't know what a loggerhead turtle actually is, but it sounds cute, so I'll sponsor.

Thank you! Added.

[Yanalia]

Loggerhead Turtle Protection Act
Drafted by: Gothmogs
Sponsors:

REALIZING that Loggerhead Turtles are endangered.

APPALLED that these gentle creatures can be slaughtered without consequence.

OBSERVING that Loggerhead Turtle populations have been declining steadily from Aurentine waters.

DEFINES a Loggerhead Turtle as any turtle of the species Caretta caretta.

HEREBY declares the following:

1. It shall be illegal to harass, kill, trap, maim, or injure a Loggerhead Turtle for any reason other than what is specified in this bill.
2. Any human being that harasses, kills, traps, maims, or injures a Loggerhead Turtle without a reason specified in this bill will have to pay a fine no larger than $25,000, or spend no more than 2 years in jail.
3. Any person with a Veterinary license may maim, trap, injure, or kill a Loggerhead Turtle if it is in the best interests of the turtle and there are no other options at hand.
4. Any person who traps, injures, maims, or kills a Loggerhead Turtle on accident with a legitimate witness to testify it was indeed an accident will pay a fine of no more than $1,000.
5. Also makes it illegal to destroy Loggerhead Turtle nests and eggs.
6. Also makes it illegal to disturb Loggerhead Turtle nests and eggs unless it is in the best interest of the turtle, and done by a person trained to deal with Loggerhead Turtle eggs.
7. Any person who destroys or disturbs a Loggerhead Turtle nest or egg without a reason specified in this bill will face the same penalties as someone who kills, traps, harasses, injures, or maims a Loggerhead Turtle.
8. Any person who accidentaly disturbs or destroys a Loggerhead Turtle nest or egg with a legitimate witness to testify it was indeed an accident will face a fine of no more than $500.

My first bill! So what do you think?

A nice change of pace from normal Senate business nowadays! I'll sponsor.

[Potenco]

Ill sponsor the Loggerhead protection act

[Finium]

OK guys, im beginning to think the situation regarding coalitions is getting insane. John Geill was one of the most center, normal, and probably one of the best choices for Prime Minister in this damn senate but due to his unsavory coalition partners he lost (and I joined in the shitstorm). Im not sure whether making him prime minister was a good choice, considering his allies but I do know he himself was a decent person for the job.I think we need to stop fighting for a ruling coalition as its led to an unnatural coalition between libertarians and liberals, and most distressingly an (even temporary) alliance between a socialist group and a neo-fascist group

You make me laugh. This is democracy at its worst. It doesn't matter if you are "qualified" for a job, the only thing that matters is if you can get elected.

[Gothmogs]

Loggerhead Turtle Protection Act
Drafted by: Gothmogs
Sponsors: Ainin, Rumostan, Yanalia, Potenco

REALIZING that Loggerhead Turtles are endangered.

APPALLED that these gentle creatures can be slaughtered without consequence.

OBSERVING that Loggerhead Turtle populations have been declining steadily from Aurentine waters.

DEFINES a Loggerhead Turtle as any turtle of the species Caretta caretta.

HEREBY declares the following:

1. It shall be illegal to harass, kill, trap, maim, or injure a Loggerhead Turtle for any reason other than what is specified in this bill.
2. Any human being that harasses, kills, traps, maims, or injures a Loggerhead Turtle without a reason specified in this bill will have to pay a fine no larger than $25,000, or spend no more than 2 years in jail.
3. Any person with a Veterinary license may maim, trap, injure, or kill a Loggerhead Turtle if it is in the best interests of the turtle and there are no other options at hand.
4. Any person who traps, injures, maims, or kills a Loggerhead Turtle on accident with a legitimate witness to testify it was indeed an accident will pay a fine of no more than $1,000.
5. Also makes it illegal to destroy Loggerhead Turtle nests and eggs.
6. Also makes it illegal to disturb Loggerhead Turtle nests and eggs unless it is in the best interest of the turtle, and done by a person trained to deal with Loggerhead Turtle eggs.
7. Any person who destroys or disturbs a Loggerhead Turtle nest or egg without a reason specified in this bill will face the same penalties as someone who kills, traps, harasses, injures, or maims a Loggerhead Turtle.
8. Any person who accidentaly disturbs or destroys a Loggerhead Turtle nest or egg with a legitimate witness to testify it was indeed an accident will face a fine of no more than $500.

Thank you guys! Added.

[Potenco]

OK guys, im beginning to think the situation regarding coalitions is getting insane. John Geill was one of the most center, normal, and probably one of the best choices for Prime Minister in this damn senate but due to his unsavory coalition partners he lost (and I joined in the shitstorm). Im not sure whether making him prime minister was a good choice, considering his allies but I do know he himself was a decent person for the job.I think we need to stop fighting for a ruling coalition as its led to an unnatural coalition between libertarians and liberals, and most distressingly an (even temporary) alliance between a socialist group and a neo-fascist group

You make me laugh. This is democracy at its worst. It doesn't matter if you are "qualified" for a job, the only thing that matters is if you can get elected.

Thats the issue though, Geill was one of the most electable Senators here. Thanks to this system nobody is able to get elected really. I think at this point were tired and just want a damn PM, but I think Geill represented the interests of this Senate more than Hath. Geill was slightly left of center and has done alot for this country whereas Hath tried to make himself King.

[Gothmogs]

You make me laugh. This is democracy at its worst. It doesn't matter if you are "qualified" for a job, the only thing that matters is if you can get elected.

Thats the issue though, Geill was one of the most electable Senators here. Thanks to this system nobody is able to get elected really. I think at this point were tired and just want a damn PM, but I think Geill represented the interests of this Senate more than Hath. Geill was slightly left of center and has done alot for this country whereas Hath tried to make himself King.

I agree with you. Geil would have been a very good PM.

[Britanno]

I'll sponsor the Loggerhaed Turtle Protection Act.

[New Zepuha]

Thats the issue though, Geill was one of the most electable Senators here. Thanks to this system nobody is able to get elected really. I think at this point were tired and just want a damn PM, but I think Geill represented the interests of this Senate more than Hath. Geill was slightly left of center and has done alot for this country whereas Hath tried to make himself King.

I agree with you. Geil would have been a very good PM.

If I would have known Hath of all people, would be chosen I woulda voted for Geil. Hath tried to become a monarch for god's sake.

[Geilinor]

Loggerhead Turtle Protection Act
Drafted by: Gothmogs
Sponsors:

REALIZING that Loggerhead Turtles are endangered.

APPALLED that these gentle creatures can be slaughtered without consequence.

OBSERVING that Loggerhead Turtle populations have been declining steadily from Aurentine waters.

DEFINES a Loggerhead Turtle as any turtle of the species Caretta caretta.

HEREBY declares the following:

1. It shall be illegal to harass, kill, trap, maim, or injure a Loggerhead Turtle for any reason other than what is specified in this bill.
2. Any human being that harasses, kills, traps, maims, or injures a Loggerhead Turtle without a reason specified in this bill will have to pay a fine no larger than $25,000, or spend no more than 2 years in jail.
3. Any person with a Veterinary license may maim, trap, injure, or kill a Loggerhead Turtle if it is in the best interests of the turtle and there are no other options at hand.
4. Any person who traps, injures, maims, or kills a Loggerhead Turtle on accident with a legitimate witness to testify it was indeed an accident will pay a fine of no more than $1,000.
5. Also makes it illegal to destroy Loggerhead Turtle nests and eggs.
6. Also makes it illegal to disturb Loggerhead Turtle nests and eggs unless it is in the best interest of the turtle, and done by a person trained to deal with Loggerhead Turtle eggs.
7. Any person who destroys or disturbs a Loggerhead Turtle nest or egg without a reason specified in this bill will face the same penalties as someone who kills, traps, harasses, injures, or maims a Loggerhead Turtle.
8. Any person who accidentaly disturbs or destroys a Loggerhead Turtle nest or egg with a legitimate witness to testify it was indeed an accident will face a fine of no more than $500.

My first bill! So what do you think?

It should be a blanket Endangered Species Act.

[Gothmogs]

Loggerhead Turtle Protection Act
Drafted by: Gothmogs
Sponsors: Ainin, Rumostan, Yanalia, Potenco, Britanno

REALIZING that Loggerhead Turtles are endangered.

APPALLED that these gentle creatures can be slaughtered without consequence.

OBSERVING that Loggerhead Turtle populations have been declining steadily from Aurentine waters.

DEFINES a Loggerhead Turtle as any turtle of the species Caretta caretta.

HEREBY declares the following:

1. It shall be illegal to harass, kill, trap, maim, or injure a Loggerhead Turtle for any reason other than what is specified in this bill.
2. Any human being that harasses, kills, traps, maims, or injures a Loggerhead Turtle without a reason specified in this bill will have to pay a fine no larger than $25,000, or spend no more than 2 years in jail.
3. Any person with a Veterinary license may maim, trap, injure, or kill a Loggerhead Turtle if it is in the best interests of the turtle and there are no other options at hand.
4. Any person who traps, injures, maims, or kills a Loggerhead Turtle on accident with a legitimate witness to testify it was indeed an accident will pay a fine of no more than $1,000.
5. Also makes it illegal to destroy Loggerhead Turtle nests and eggs.
6. Also makes it illegal to disturb Loggerhead Turtle nests and eggs unless it is in the best interest of the turtle, and done by a person trained to deal with Loggerhead Turtle eggs.
7. Any person who destroys or disturbs a Loggerhead Turtle nest or egg without a reason specified in this bill will face the same penalties as someone who kills, traps, harasses, injures, or maims a Loggerhead Turtle.
8. Any person who accidentaly disturbs or destroys a Loggerhead Turtle nest or egg with a legitimate witness to testify it was indeed an accident will face a fine of no more than $500.

Added Britanno, and thanks.

[Britanno]

If I would have known Hath of all people, would be chosen I woulda voted for Geil. Hath tried to become a monarch for god's sake.

So if Wolf tried to get Geil as PM again would ou vote Aye? That is the question.

[The Nihilistic view]

I'll sponsor the Loggerhaed Turtle Protection Act.

Is this to do with the current state of the senate?

[New Zepuha]

Loggerhead Turtle Protection Act
Drafted by: Gothmogs
Sponsors: Ainin, Rumostan, Yanalia, Potenco, Britanno

REALIZING that Loggerhead Turtles are endangered.

APPALLED that these gentle creatures can be slaughtered without consequence.

OBSERVING that Loggerhead Turtle populations have been declining steadily from Aurentine waters.

DEFINES a Loggerhead Turtle as any turtle of the species Caretta caretta.

HEREBY declares the following:

1. It shall be illegal to harass, kill, trap, maim, or injure a Loggerhead Turtle for any reason other than what is specified in this bill.
2. Any human being that harasses, kills, traps, maims, or injures a Loggerhead Turtle without a reason specified in this bill will have to pay a fine no larger than $25,000, or spend no more than 2 years in jail.
3. Any person with a Veterinary license may maim, trap, injure, or kill a Loggerhead Turtle if it is in the best interests of the turtle and there are no other options at hand.
4. Any person who traps, injures, maims, or kills a Loggerhead Turtle on accident with a legitimate witness to testify it was indeed an accident will pay a fine of no more than $1,000.
5. Also makes it illegal to destroy Loggerhead Turtle nests and eggs.
6. Also makes it illegal to disturb Loggerhead Turtle nests and eggs unless it is in the best interest of the turtle, and done by a person trained to deal with Loggerhead Turtle eggs.
7. Any person who destroys or disturbs a Loggerhead Turtle nest or egg without a reason specified in this bill will face the same penalties as someone who kills, traps, harasses, injures, or maims a Loggerhead Turtle.
8. Any person who accidentaly disturbs or destroys a Loggerhead Turtle nest or egg with a legitimate witness to testify it was indeed an accident will face a fine of no more than $500.

Added Britanno, and thanks.

I will sponsor.

[Gothmogs]

Loggerhead Turtle Protection Act
Drafted by: Gothmogs
Sponsors:

REALIZING that Loggerhead Turtles are endangered.

APPALLED that these gentle creatures can be slaughtered without consequence.

OBSERVING that Loggerhead Turtle populations have been declining steadily from Aurentine waters.

DEFINES a Loggerhead Turtle as any turtle of the species Caretta caretta.

HEREBY declares the following:

1. It shall be illegal to harass, kill, trap, maim, or injure a Loggerhead Turtle for any reason other than what is specified in this bill.
2. Any human being that harasses, kills, traps, maims, or injures a Loggerhead Turtle without a reason specified in this bill will have to pay a fine no larger than $25,000, or spend no more than 2 years in jail.
3. Any person with a Veterinary license may maim, trap, injure, or kill a Loggerhead Turtle if it is in the best interests of the turtle and there are no other options at hand.
4. Any person who traps, injures, maims, or kills a Loggerhead Turtle on accident with a legitimate witness to testify it was indeed an accident will pay a fine of no more than $1,000.
5. Also makes it illegal to destroy Loggerhead Turtle nests and eggs.
6. Also makes it illegal to disturb Loggerhead Turtle nests and eggs unless it is in the best interest of the turtle, and done by a person trained to deal with Loggerhead Turtle eggs.
7. Any person who destroys or disturbs a Loggerhead Turtle nest or egg without a reason specified in this bill will face the same penalties as someone who kills, traps, harasses, injures, or maims a Loggerhead Turtle.
8. Any person who accidentaly disturbs or destroys a Loggerhead Turtle nest or egg with a legitimate witness to testify it was indeed an accident will face a fine of no more than $500.

My first bill! So what do you think?

It should be a blanket Endangered Species Act.

It should, but I don't have the capacity to write that so I just went with something easier.

[Yanalia]

I agree with you. Geil would have been a very good PM.

If I would have known Hath of all people, would be chosen I woulda voted for Geil. Hath tried to become a monarch for god's sake.

Hath has promised not to take any actions as PM and appoint only inactive senators to Ministries.

[Geilinor]

I agree with you. Geil would have been a very good PM.

If I would have known Hath of all people, would be chosen I woulda voted for Geil. Hath tried to become a monarch for god's sake.

I don't know what Wolfmanne is trying to do, the coalition isn't quite sure either. It's a filibuster of sorts, but he said that Hath will certainly be PM if elected. This vote is entirely serious.

[Gothmogs]

Loggerhead Turtle Protection Act
Drafted by: Gothmogs
Sponsors: Ainin, Rumostan, Yanalia, Potenco, Britanno, New Zephuha

REALIZING that Loggerhead Turtles are endangered.

APPALLED that these gentle creatures can be slaughtered without consequence.

OBSERVING that Loggerhead Turtle populations have been declining steadily from Aurentine waters.

DEFINES a Loggerhead Turtle as any turtle of the species Caretta caretta.

HEREBY declares the following:

1. It shall be illegal to harass, kill, trap, maim, or injure a Loggerhead Turtle for any reason other than what is specified in this bill.
2. Any human being that harasses, kills, traps, maims, or injures a Loggerhead Turtle without a reason specified in this bill will have to pay a fine no larger than $25,000, or spend no more than 2 years in jail.
3. Any person with a Veterinary license may maim, trap, injure, or kill a Loggerhead Turtle if it is in the best interests of the turtle and there are no other options at hand.
4. Any person who traps, injures, maims, or kills a Loggerhead Turtle on accident with a legitimate witness to testify it was indeed an accident will pay a fine of no more than $1,000.
5. Also makes it illegal to destroy Loggerhead Turtle nests and eggs.
6. Also makes it illegal to disturb Loggerhead Turtle nests and eggs unless it is in the best interest of the turtle, and done by a person trained to deal with Loggerhead Turtle eggs.
7. Any person who destroys or disturbs a Loggerhead Turtle nest or egg without a reason specified in this bill will face the same penalties as someone who kills, traps, harasses, injures, or maims a Loggerhead Turtle.
8. Any person who accidentaly disturbs or destroys a Loggerhead Turtle nest or egg with a legitimate witness to testify it was indeed an accident will face a fine of no more than $500.

Added Britanno, and thanks.

I will sponsor.

Thank you!