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by Stattr » Tue May 28, 2013 5:54 pm
Pasong Tirad wrote:Heresy. The earth is flat. It's evening everywhere. Stattr needs to be guillotined.
Hlad:And after that?
Ethel: She is moving in with you, you will equip a throne room for her, and bring her rose petals everyday. You shall dress in a french maid's outfit, and only speak english with a bad french accent.
by Land of the Risen » Tue May 28, 2013 6:00 pm
by Stattr » Tue May 28, 2013 6:06 pm
Pasong Tirad wrote:Heresy. The earth is flat. It's evening everywhere. Stattr needs to be guillotined.
Hlad:And after that?
Ethel: She is moving in with you, you will equip a throne room for her, and bring her rose petals everyday. You shall dress in a french maid's outfit, and only speak english with a bad french accent.
by Land of the Risen » Tue May 28, 2013 6:25 pm
by Stattr » Tue May 28, 2013 6:28 pm
Pasong Tirad wrote:Heresy. The earth is flat. It's evening everywhere. Stattr needs to be guillotined.
Hlad:And after that?
Ethel: She is moving in with you, you will equip a throne room for her, and bring her rose petals everyday. You shall dress in a french maid's outfit, and only speak english with a bad french accent.
by The Ferret Revolution » Tue May 28, 2013 6:31 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:The Ferret Revolution wrote:Rez laughed slightly "No one in here has money. I was just hoping to get a food ration or something..." he said laying back against the wall. "You wanna know what I can do..." he said as he created metal plated over his fists. "How new are you exactly."
"Uh...let me think. I was running from Hobo Randall after I stole his left shoe. Ducked inside a culvert and met a rat I named Mr. Fuzzy Nose. Took a walk and nearly got rundown a ladyman named Charlene. Found a comfy tree and took a nap...and I woke up here. So..."
He counted off on his fingers.
"About 3 hours new, I suppose. I hope the kuhnigts aren't mad about me sneaking off."
by Land of the Risen » Tue May 28, 2013 6:36 pm
by Ameriganastan » Tue May 28, 2013 6:38 pm
The Ferret Revolution wrote:Rez simply took another puff from his cigarette and continued to stare at the kid with a look that could only be describe as "Dafuq?" this kid obviously had something wrong but that wasn't really Rez's business. "Okay kid... you know where your dorm is?" Rez asked not wanting to let the kid run off with so little knowledge of the school.
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by The Ferret Revolution » Tue May 28, 2013 6:41 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:The Ferret Revolution wrote:Rez simply took another puff from his cigarette and continued to stare at the kid with a look that could only be describe as "Dafuq?" this kid obviously had something wrong but that wasn't really Rez's business. "Okay kid... you know where your dorm is?" Rez asked not wanting to let the kid run off with so little knowledge of the school.
"Ooh, that I do know. A nice man told me 'New fucknuts go to the peasant house'. I was on my way there, but I got distracted by a really pretty bottle cap."
He pulled said bottle cap from his pocket.
"After that, I forgot what I was doing. Then I found this place. Then I met you. And then I remembered where I was going. The peasant house. Cause a nice man told me 'New fucknuts go to the peasant house'. I was on my way there...wait. I said this already...hey, a bottle cap."
He stuffed it back in his pocket, and gave Rez a random hug.
"Nice meeting you. Geronimo!"
He jumped out the window, running off the second his feet touched the ground.
by Stattr » Tue May 28, 2013 6:42 pm
Pasong Tirad wrote:Heresy. The earth is flat. It's evening everywhere. Stattr needs to be guillotined.
Hlad:And after that?
Ethel: She is moving in with you, you will equip a throne room for her, and bring her rose petals everyday. You shall dress in a french maid's outfit, and only speak english with a bad french accent.
by Yieston » Tue May 28, 2013 6:54 pm
The Ferret Revolution wrote:Ameriganastan wrote:"Ooh, that I do know. A nice man told me 'New fucknuts go to the peasant house'. I was on my way there, but I got distracted by a really pretty bottle cap."
He pulled said bottle cap from his pocket.
"After that, I forgot what I was doing. Then I found this place. Then I met you. And then I remembered where I was going. The peasant house. Cause a nice man told me 'New fucknuts go to the peasant house'. I was on my way there...wait. I said this already...hey, a bottle cap."
He stuffed it back in his pocket, and gave Rez a random hug.
"Nice meeting you. Geronimo!"
He jumped out the window, running off the second his feet touched the ground.
Rez stood up and tossed the cigarette watching the kid run off "What the hell..." he said to himself. "I hope that kid ends up okay..." Rez climbed out the window and looked around. Not much interesting going on today but he still needed to get to the kitchen. In fact it should be lunch soon... with that the bell rang signalling the beginning of lunch. Rez smiled slightly and headed towards the sanctuary.
by Land of the Risen » Tue May 28, 2013 6:59 pm
by Joshulia » Tue May 28, 2013 7:15 pm
by The Austrian-Hungarian Empire » Tue May 28, 2013 7:18 pm
Joshulia wrote:After conversing with the boy, Tobius exited the room and decided to have some fun. He was in the courtyard when he saw a very young knight, obvious rookie. He walked over to him, put his arm on his shoulder and leaned on him. The knight responded with a strained "Wha...?"
Tobius responded with, "I once heard of a knight, like you actually, who was actually captured by peasants." The boy looked skeptical, so Tobius added, "you know what they did to him?"
"No."
Tobius leaned in slowly and...... lit his sleeve on fire. He watched merrily as the boy placed around trying to quench the flames, laughing all the way.
by Yieston » Tue May 28, 2013 7:19 pm
Joshulia wrote:After conversing with the boy, Tobius exited the room and decided to have some fun. He was in the courtyard when he saw a very young knight, obvious rookie. He walked over to him, put his arm on his shoulder and leaned on him. The knight responded with a strained "Wha...?"
Tobius responded with, "I once heard of a knight, like you actually, who was actually captured by peasants." The boy looked skeptical, so Tobius added, "you know what they did to him?"
"No."
Tobius leaned in slowly and...... lit his sleeve on fire. He watched merrily as the boy placed around trying to quench the flames, laughing all the way.
by Joshulia » Tue May 28, 2013 7:22 pm
Yieston wrote:Joshulia wrote:After conversing with the boy, Tobius exited the room and decided to have some fun. He was in the courtyard when he saw a very young knight, obvious rookie. He walked over to him, put his arm on his shoulder and leaned on him. The knight responded with a strained "Wha...?"
Tobius responded with, "I once heard of a knight, like you actually, who was actually captured by peasants." The boy looked skeptical, so Tobius added, "you know what they did to him?"
"No."
Tobius leaned in slowly and...... lit his sleeve on fire. He watched merrily as the boy placed around trying to quench the flames, laughing all the way.
Candus
Seeing fire from his position, he approached the two figures. He removed the air around the flames to put it out before turning to Tobius.
"You again. May I ask what is the meaning of this?"
by The Austrian-Hungarian Empire » Tue May 28, 2013 7:25 pm
Joshulia wrote:Yieston wrote:
Candus
Seeing fire from his position, he approached the two figures. He removed the air around the flames to put it out before turning to Tobius.
"You again. May I ask what is the meaning of this?"
Tobius put on an innocent face and spoke to the two knight's, "I don't know, I was telling the lad about this one story I heard earlier, do you want yo hear it? No? Later then, as I was saying, his shirt just caught fire!"
by Joshulia » Tue May 28, 2013 7:29 pm
The Austrian-Hungarian Empire wrote:Joshulia wrote:Tobius put on an innocent face and spoke to the two knight's, "I don't know, I was telling the lad about this one story I heard earlier, do you want yo hear it? No? Later then, as I was saying, his shirt just caught fire!"
Ben stated "Okay listen either you don't this again from now on or I beat the shit out of you. What do you choose"? He was tired of this guy already making trouble when it was unnecessary.
by Yieston » Tue May 28, 2013 7:31 pm
Joshulia wrote:The Austrian-Hungarian Empire wrote:
Ben stated "Okay listen either you don't this again from now on or I beat the shit out of you. What do you choose"? He was tired of this guy already making trouble when it was unnecessary.
Tobius threw his hands up, as if exasperated, "What are you talking about? Do what again?" He was a good liar, everyone told him so, he had even once tricked a shop keeper into thinking he was his long lost son, just so he could get a free candy bar!
by Ameriganastan » Tue May 28, 2013 7:50 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by The Austrian-Hungarian Empire » Tue May 28, 2013 7:56 pm
Joshulia wrote:The Austrian-Hungarian Empire wrote:
Ben stated "Okay listen either you don't this again from now on or I beat the shit out of you. What do you choose"? He was tired of this guy already making trouble when it was unnecessary.
Tobius threw his hands up, as if exasperated, "What are you talking about? Do what again?" He was a good liar, everyone told him so, he had even once tricked a shop keeper into thinking he was his long lost son, just so he could get a free candy bar!
by Joshulia » Tue May 28, 2013 7:59 pm
The Austrian-Hungarian Empire wrote:Joshulia wrote:Tobius threw his hands up, as if exasperated, "What are you talking about? Do what again?" He was a good liar, everyone told him so, he had even once tricked a shop keeper into thinking he was his long lost son, just so he could get a free candy bar!
Ben didn't know if he could trust this kid or not. He then said "Well what was your punishment for being rude to a Paladin"?
by The Ferret Revolution » Tue May 28, 2013 8:01 pm
by The Austrian-Hungarian Empire » Tue May 28, 2013 8:08 pm
Joshulia wrote:The Austrian-Hungarian Empire wrote:
Ben didn't know if he could trust this kid or not. He then said "Well what was your punishment for being rude to a Paladin"?
Tobius smirked and said "Why, sir, I was strung from me thumbs across the pavilion, I was. Bloody painful, hut I'm sure I know what to do now!"
by Joshulia » Tue May 28, 2013 8:11 pm
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