by Linux and the X » Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:26 pm
by Quintessence of Dust » Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:31 pm
by Linux and the X » Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:24 pm
Quintessence of Dust wrote:OOC: Not sure if this is what you're angling at, but this brings back memories of this thread.
by The Eternal Kawaii » Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:17 pm
TheNSUNWA Nunciate of theHoly OtakuDiaspora Church of the Eternal Kawaii is, of course, a model ofHOCEKKawaiian design and taste. Which is to say, very cute. The Nunciate is locatedunfortunately on the 9th floor across the hall from the Embassy of Omigodtheykilledkenny, the HOCEK's mortal enemies these dayssomewhere in the WA building. We're not sure where the gnomes put us in relation to the Kennyites; but knowing their sense of humor, it wouldn't surprise us to find out we're neighbors again. A series of tastefully decorated wards demarcates the line (both physical and spiritual) betweenKennyiteheathen diplomatic territory and that belonging to theHOCEKDiaspora Church.
Through the ornate hand-carved and pastel polychromed doorway of the Nunciate lies a labyrinth of offices, decorated with pictures of cute animals, flowers, and assorted picturesque scenes from theHOCEKlands of the Eternal Kawaii before the coming of Lord Gojira. The outer offices are mainly devoted to the Nunciate Happiness Police detachment, where the sailor-suit clad young ladies are commonly found inspecting arrivals to ensure that nothing ecchi is permitted within the sacrosanct precincts further in.
Once past the HP guardpost, a vistor will find the entire office interior has been remodeled according to theConcave of Beauty'sKawaiians' best feng shui theoreticians to provide the optimal level of spiritual harmony. Beside the main offices for theNuncioNuncia andhis subordinatesher nekomusume staffwithin the Conclave of Friendship ambassadorial staff, there are separate wings for the representatives from theConclave of Beauty and Conclave of PeaceCouncil of Elders and various Kawaiian tribal representatives. Each wing has rings of outer and inner offices,depending on the rank of otaku it servicesthe inner offices currently being used for top-security intelligence work, including the (no longer oprational) Exodus Device.
TheNuncio and his deputyNuncia and her First Secretary occupy separate offices in the innermost ring, just outside of the Shrine of the Cute-One-As-Protector-Of-The-Faithful-Amongst-The-Heathen. This enormous edifice, basically a room with an oversized statue of the Cute One in Its usual beneficent pose, is placed in such a fashion as to provide direct line-of-sight (at least on a map, walls being what they are) of the Shrine of the Manifestation found in theUNWA Strangers' Bar. This permits juniorotakuembassy personnel who ordinarily would be forbidden to set foot in the bar (due to the overwhelming presense of heathen foreigners) to perform the necessary prayers for the Manifestation without fear of foreign contact.
In addition to providing proper spiritual harmony, the design and layout of the Nunciate is such as to enable theotakunekomusume and other staff to recognize the correct direction (towards Mount Sanrio in their homeland) to face during the Seven Daily Prayers. These, btw, are dispersed throughout the day from dawn til dusk, and the sound of the call-to-prayer is regularly heard booming throughout the9thfloor where the Kawaiian Nunciate is located, over the sounds ofthe degenerate Kennyite musicanyone unfortunate enough to have an office next door.
by Glen-Rhodes » Sat Feb 06, 2010 8:17 am
by Bears Armed » Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:10 am
by Cobdenia » Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:17 am
by Omigodtheykilledkenny » Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:08 am
Enistopia wrote:Office Stuff? O_o
by Ainocra » Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:25 pm
by Omigodtheykilledkenny » Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:37 pm
by The Palentine » Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:54 pm
by A mean old man » Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:04 pm
by Enn » Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:32 pm
by Khorata » Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:49 pm
by A mean old man » Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:52 pm
Khorata wrote:Yes, when that is renovating and for the forseeable future, I would personally move the entire WA chamber to A mean old man's office, and he will have to share it with the rest of the WA.
by Khorata » Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:54 pm
by A mean old man » Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:08 pm
by Unibotian WASC Mission » Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:34 pm
by Omigodtheykilledkenny » Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:08 pm
by Sionis Prioratus » Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:46 am
Glen-Rhodes wrote:Unofficially? Numerous types of torture devices.
by Sionis Prioratus » Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:48 am
American Capitalist wrote:We could repeal World Assembly Headquarters and replace it with guidelines for more extravagant offices and meeting chambers. Of course we would need to submit both at the same time.
by Mediterreania » Sat Jun 19, 2010 12:00 pm
by Linux and the X » Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:37 am
A mean old man wrote:Oh... that doesn't include everyone else's offices? Screw it, then.
EDIT: Though the WA chamber probably has one damn big printer for those flag-sized print-outs of proposals and resolutions we're always marking up in here.
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