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by Coltarin » Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:15 pm
Kouralia wrote:Colt - Very good work, but can have an abrasive personality.
Puzikas wrote:"No gun? Fuck it , you're now Comrade Meat Shield" level.
Fordorsia wrote:Why sell the restored weapons when you can keep them in a military-themed sex dungeon?
Spreewerke wrote:Basically plainclothes, armed security on a plane. Terrorist starts boxcuttering? Shoot his ass. Passenger starts being a dickhole penisweiner? Arrest his ass. Stewardess walks by? Smack dat ass. People obviously see you? Lose your job as a federal employee and suffer a failing marriage while your children don't speak with you at home and, due to your newly-developed drinking problem, you also lose all custody rights of your children. Your life culminates with your self-immolation inside your one-bedroom trailer home.
by Gawdzendia » Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:17 pm
NATIONSTATES STATS USED IN THEIR ENTIRETY GOVERNANCE: Chamber of Estates / Presidential Council GOVERNMENT: Citizen Republic President: Alexander Christensen CAPITAL: Adonia City OFFICIAL LANGUAGES: German, French, English CURRENCY: Gawdzendian Dollar (GZD) GENERAL AWARENESS & WEAPON DEPLOYMENT CONDITION 1 - PEACETIME 2 - HEIGHTENED AWARENESS 3 - EARLY MOBILIZATION 4 - MOBILIZATION 5 - SYMMETRICAL WARFARE 6 - NUCLEAR WARFARE | | <<~~ About Gawdzendia ~~>> | | Canadian |
by Benomia » Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:20 pm
The Archangel Conglomerate wrote:You've obviously never seen the Benomian M16A3s.
Carathon wrote:*Logs in with the name of Troll Alliance and writes a short app with poor grammar and logic.*Somehow genuinely surprised when denied*
Ragnarum wrote:Ragnarum transforms into a giant godzilla like creature, then walks into the sunset while emotional music plays and Morgan Freeman narrates.
Kouralia wrote:Everyone hates us: we're MMW. We're like the poster children of Realismfggtry.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
by Coltarin » Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:22 pm
Puzikas wrote:"No gun? Fuck it , you're now Comrade Meat Shield" level.
Fordorsia wrote:Why sell the restored weapons when you can keep them in a military-themed sex dungeon?
Spreewerke wrote:Basically plainclothes, armed security on a plane. Terrorist starts boxcuttering? Shoot his ass. Passenger starts being a dickhole penisweiner? Arrest his ass. Stewardess walks by? Smack dat ass. People obviously see you? Lose your job as a federal employee and suffer a failing marriage while your children don't speak with you at home and, due to your newly-developed drinking problem, you also lose all custody rights of your children. Your life culminates with your self-immolation inside your one-bedroom trailer home.
by Gawdzendia » Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:23 pm
NATIONSTATES STATS USED IN THEIR ENTIRETY GOVERNANCE: Chamber of Estates / Presidential Council GOVERNMENT: Citizen Republic President: Alexander Christensen CAPITAL: Adonia City OFFICIAL LANGUAGES: German, French, English CURRENCY: Gawdzendian Dollar (GZD) GENERAL AWARENESS & WEAPON DEPLOYMENT CONDITION 1 - PEACETIME 2 - HEIGHTENED AWARENESS 3 - EARLY MOBILIZATION 4 - MOBILIZATION 5 - SYMMETRICAL WARFARE 6 - NUCLEAR WARFARE | | <<~~ About Gawdzendia ~~>> | | Canadian |
by Kouralia » Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:25 pm
Gawdzendia wrote:Kouralia wrote:Unfortunately, I thought of you after I decided to absolutely cut off additions. Well, now to do the Foreign Policy one...
^_^
Also, when will BSE re-begin?
I've got a bunch of 'figure out what your country actually does' stuff to do prior to me jumpstarting the BSE thread into action again. Rest assured, it is on many sticky notes, virtual or otherwise.
by Puzikas » Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:28 pm
Sevvania wrote:I don't post much, but I am always here.
Usually waiting for Puz ;-;
by Aqizithiuda » Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:29 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I liked the prostitute - never quote me on that.
Puzikas wrote:This is beyond condom on toes. This is full on Bra-on-balls.
Puzikas wrote:Im not cheep-You can quote me on that.
Hellraiser-Army wrote:and clearly I am surrounded by idiots who never looked at a blueprint before...
by Spreewerke » Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:30 pm
by Gawdzendia » Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:32 pm
Kouralia wrote:Gawdzendia wrote:
I've got a bunch of 'figure out what your country actually does' stuff to do prior to me jumpstarting the BSE thread into action again. Rest assured, it is on many sticky notes, virtual or otherwise.
yay! Might I take up a matter with you in TG about it (assuming it will start at the same spot it left off)?
I have an idea to expand the view into the Kouralian 'honour' etc. ideals, but you sadly mentioned something about 'no embassies' D:
Puzikas wrote:play nice you two.
Aqizithiuda wrote:My friend's got himself a gun license and a shotgun, so we're going to go shooting Thursday evening. I'll take pics and post my first impressions of handling and firing a shotgun when I get back.
NATIONSTATES STATS USED IN THEIR ENTIRETY GOVERNANCE: Chamber of Estates / Presidential Council GOVERNMENT: Citizen Republic President: Alexander Christensen CAPITAL: Adonia City OFFICIAL LANGUAGES: German, French, English CURRENCY: Gawdzendian Dollar (GZD) GENERAL AWARENESS & WEAPON DEPLOYMENT CONDITION 1 - PEACETIME 2 - HEIGHTENED AWARENESS 3 - EARLY MOBILIZATION 4 - MOBILIZATION 5 - SYMMETRICAL WARFARE 6 - NUCLEAR WARFARE | | <<~~ About Gawdzendia ~~>> | | Canadian |
by Risen Britannia » Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:36 pm
Lineart:Risen Britannia is no longer my main nation, if you have any questions please TG Novorden.
Old showroom and requests
New showroom
by Purpelia » Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:39 pm
by Benomia » Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:41 pm
The Archangel Conglomerate wrote:You've obviously never seen the Benomian M16A3s.
Carathon wrote:*Logs in with the name of Troll Alliance and writes a short app with poor grammar and logic.*Somehow genuinely surprised when denied*
Ragnarum wrote:Ragnarum transforms into a giant godzilla like creature, then walks into the sunset while emotional music plays and Morgan Freeman narrates.
Kouralia wrote:Everyone hates us: we're MMW. We're like the poster children of Realismfggtry.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
by Spreewerke » Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:42 pm
by Fordorsia » Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:43 pm
Purpelia wrote:For those of you waiting to hear more of the Gavins.It was a bright sunny morning above the jungle. They were flying low, mapping the earth. So low in fact that at times their tracks clipped the tops of the trees. At times even more. But that did not matter to them as the gavin was strong. Out in the back the passengers were chilling out. Listening to music that was blasting on the intercom. Out in the front the crew was doing much the same. Suddenly the sky was filled with deafening noise and black smoke. A missile fired from the ground had detonated just 10 centimeters from the hull. A second had been more accurate still. Caught between the blast and the shrapnel the gavin vanished in a cloud of black, surely doomed.
But the gavin was strong. The commander peered through his periscope swinging his gun around. His mighty weapon, the compensator turned to match his demands. Its long golden shaft glistened in the sun as it emerged from the smoke and released a mighty torrent of white flame. It's shells, like bolts of lighting emerged in a bristling stream of death. So rapid was the fire that one thought only miracles preserved them from hitting each others backs. A short burst later it was done. Underneath the mighty craft a large clearing several acres across had been plowed and ripped up. The once mighty trees reduced to smoldering tooth picks and splinters of the kind that liked to get in the eye. Nothing could have survived that.
But the danger was not over yet. Tossing a glance at his radar the commander could see three small red dots advancing on them at speed. Migs. For a moment he hesitated, thinking. And than he flipped the ignition switch. With a tremendous roar like a million angry lions the gavins engine came to life. And the mighty craft turned from silent glider to bird of prey. The gavin turned in place like a starship in space. Flipping around in ways not meant for things that fly. Inside his cockpit the Migs pilot had just enough time to realize what had happened and what was about to be before his craft was rammed through at hypersonic speed and along with him scattered like confetti to the wind. The second Mig had no more luck. The pilot managed to jerk the craft away just enough to avoid a direct hit. But was caught in the gavins exhaust and reduced by the atomic heat to a cloud of molten flesh and steel. The third Mig made a break for it. For a few tense moment it dived, trying to get as much speed as it could and slingshot away. But the gavins locked on to it, and the compensators fired.
The danger was over for now. But not for long. The battle in the air would wage for hours still until they reached the landing site. Waiting for this were the tanks, a platoon of which was loaded in each of the gavins cargo holds. Their crews, chilling to the sounds of good music, bored and oblivious to the battle raging around them. Waiting for the moment the gavins would land and they too would get a chance to play.
San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.
Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad
Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.
Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.
Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.
by Aqizithiuda » Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:45 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I liked the prostitute - never quote me on that.
Puzikas wrote:This is beyond condom on toes. This is full on Bra-on-balls.
Puzikas wrote:Im not cheep-You can quote me on that.
Hellraiser-Army wrote:and clearly I am surrounded by idiots who never looked at a blueprint before...
by Gawdzendia » Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:46 pm
Purpelia wrote:For those of you waiting to hear more of the Gavins.It was a bright sunny morning above the jungle. They were flying low, mapping the earth. So low in fact that at times their tracks clipped the tops of the trees. At times even more. But that did not matter to them as the gavin was strong. Out in the back the passengers were chilling out. Listening to music that was blasting on the intercom. Out in the front the crew was doing much the same. Suddenly the sky was filled with deafening noise and black smoke. A missile fired from the ground had detonated just 10 centimeters from the hull. A second had been more accurate still. Caught between the blast and the shrapnel the gavin vanished in a cloud of black, surely doomed.
But the gavin was strong. The commander peered through his periscope swinging his gun around. His mighty weapon, the compensator turned to match his demands. Its long golden shaft glistened in the sun as it emerged from the smoke and released a mighty torrent of white flame. It's shells, like bolts of lighting emerged in a bristling stream of death. So rapid was the fire that one thought only miracles preserved them from hitting each others backs. A short burst later it was done. Underneath the mighty craft a large clearing several acres across had been plowed and ripped up. The once mighty trees reduced to smoldering tooth picks and splinters of the kind that liked to get in the eye. Nothing could have survived that.
But the danger was not over yet. Tossing a glance at his radar the commander could see three small red dots advancing on them at speed. Migs. For a moment he hesitated, thinking. And than he flipped the ignition switch. With a tremendous roar like a million angry lions the gavins engine came to life. And the mighty craft turned from silent glider to bird of prey. The gavin turned in place like a starship in space. Flipping around in ways not meant for things that fly. Inside his cockpit the Migs pilot had just enough time to realize what had happened and what was about to be before his craft was rammed through at hypersonic speed and along with him scattered like confetti to the wind. The second Mig had no more luck. The pilot managed to jerk the craft away just enough to avoid a direct hit. But was caught in the gavins exhaust and reduced by the atomic heat to a cloud of molten flesh and steel. The third Mig made a break for it. For a few tense moment it dived, trying to get as much speed as it could and slingshot away. But the gavins locked on to it, and the compensators fired.
The danger was over for now. But not for long. The battle in the air would wage for hours still until they reached the landing site. Waiting for this were the tanks, a platoon of which was loaded in each of the gavins cargo holds. Their crews, chilling to the sounds of good music, bored and oblivious to the battle raging around them. Waiting for the moment the gavins would land and they too would get a chance to play.
NATIONSTATES STATS USED IN THEIR ENTIRETY GOVERNANCE: Chamber of Estates / Presidential Council GOVERNMENT: Citizen Republic President: Alexander Christensen CAPITAL: Adonia City OFFICIAL LANGUAGES: German, French, English CURRENCY: Gawdzendian Dollar (GZD) GENERAL AWARENESS & WEAPON DEPLOYMENT CONDITION 1 - PEACETIME 2 - HEIGHTENED AWARENESS 3 - EARLY MOBILIZATION 4 - MOBILIZATION 5 - SYMMETRICAL WARFARE 6 - NUCLEAR WARFARE | | <<~~ About Gawdzendia ~~>> | | Canadian |
by San-Silvacian » Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:48 pm
Kouralia wrote:Fordorsia wrote:
Would it open automatically when cocking the weapon? Or would you have to manually open it before doing so?
If it doesn't, then it is inferior to Glorious SA80.
lolololololol No more updates today.
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