Gearing up for an attack, you swing your sword at the gnoll. Unfortunately, you forgot to secure your wrist strap, so it goes flying right into
Pedro: 3 + 1 = 4
Continuing your unfettered attack, you flail yourself around in a manner that most would assume is a seizure, but to the trained eye becomes still a seizure, but at least you're hitting something. That's nice.
Willias: 2
Unfortunately, you retract your final statement and stand around trying to remember just what that guy's name was. Alfred? Alfonso? Alexander? Alizabeth? Mrs. Pecock? Yeah, that sounds about right. Mrs. Pecock.
Samuel: 4
Leaping at the gnoll, you punch it right in the heart. CARDIAC ATTACK! It clutches its chest in pain, though it is still standing. For now.
Scruffy: 3 + 2 = 5
Charging at one of the gnolls, Scruffy bites down hard on the creature's arm, tearing it off. Then, keeping the arm in its mouth, Scruffy repeatedly snaps his head back and forth, beating the gnoll to death with its own limb.
Mr. Utterson: 6 + 1 = 7
Being filled with manly urges, you tear your shirt off and attack. Unfortunately, as you are not wearing a shirt, you accidentally tear off a chunk of your own flesh, but that's still pretty manly, too. Your hands covered in your own blood, you run around the battlefield punching all the gnolls in the mouth and give them AIDS. Of course, you don't have AIDS. They just can't handle your manly blood and spontaneously develop it because they're pussies.
Jessy: 5
With a shout that some would say is a cross between a vulture and a broken dish washer, you leap at one of the gnolls and tear off its head. Then, to add insult to injury, you piss down its neck hole, laughing manically as you do.
Field: Uncontrolled fire
Miriam: +2 Bonus on all rolls involving your darkness power; -1 Penalty on all rolls involving sight; +1 Bonus on all rolls involving acting
Equipment: Matching Armor [+1 Bonus on all defense rolls, +2 Bonus on all defense rolls against demons, +1 Fashion Sense]
<Immunity from Aura of Insanity for the rest of the day>
<Lightly Injured>
Jessy: +1 Bonus face defense
Equipment: Kobold Spear w/ Pink Ribbon; Chainmail Bikini [+1 Bonus on all defense rolls]; Bucket of Water
<Lightly Injured>
Willias: +2 Bonus on all healing attempts; Must make an extra roll whenever you deal lethal damage to a living creature
Equipment: Kobold Spear; Sexist Armor [+1 Bonus on all defense rolls]
<Immunity from Aura of Insanity for the rest of the day>
Pedro: Wet
Equipment: Laughably Impractical Double-Ended Chainsickle [+1 Bonus on all attack rolls, +1 Performance Act]; Bland Platemail [+2 Bonus on all defense rolls]
<Immunity from Aura of Insanity for the rest of the day>
<Lightly Injured>
Samuel: +1 Bonus on all stealth rolls; -2 Penalty on all rolls involving sanity or willpower; +1 Badassitude
Equipment: Lover's Bow; Portal-tastic Armor [+1 Bonus on all defense roll; 17% chance to block all damage and disarm the opponent]
Scruffy: +2 Bonus on all attack rolls; +1 Bonus on all defense rolls; +2 Bonus on all defense rolls against magic; Aura of Insanity
<Lightly Injured>
Mr. Utterson: +1 Bonus on all attack rolls with your fists; Enemies will never attack you as long as there is another applicable target within range; -1 Penalty on all rolls involving sanity or willpower; +1 Bonus on all pickpocket rolls
Equipment: N/A
<Moderately Injured>
