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by Olthar » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:50 am
by Constaniana » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:52 am
The Inritus Extraho wrote:Jade had spent the month teaching her class as normal, falling into a routine. Honestly, she was proud of Crowley, nothing seemed to have gone wrong. Yet. She wandered the halls, with no blade by her side, feeling fairly safe anyways. She had left James' shattered rapier on the floor of the self-defense gymnasium - someone would come along and clean it up - while her own was resting, still broken, inside its scabbard in her office. So she stepped along, her steps almost silent despite her brisk pace (for a normal human, she was merely on a stroll).
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Seshephe » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:11 pm
by The Nuclear Fist » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:49 pm
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:50 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Sep 01, 2012 2:17 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Ameriganastan » Sat Sep 01, 2012 2:22 pm
Hetland 2 wrote:Ameriganastan wrote:Don't laugh Lazrian. Don't laugh. Don't...
It was a losing effort. Laz actually fell to his knees, laughing his demonic ass off. He laughed for a straight 15 seconds, before finally standing back up, wiping tears out of his eyes. He walked over, and threw an arm around her.
"Damn kid, you are repressed, aren't you? Even a moron like me knows what that means. Stuck in a room with two chicks constantly doing the horizontal monster mash, and having a dream like that? It's simple. It means you wanna put the spurs to Frida! Play a solo on the clam flute, find the little man in the rowboat...if it's not obvious, I'm saying you wanna have sex with her. To put it simply, you might be G-A-Y."
Maria stopped sobbing for a second, her face looking horrified and confused.
"But... But... But she was screaming! And she looked like she... was in pain..."
It was at that point where Maria displayed one of her hidden talents. The full face blush, where her entire face turns bright red, and she faints.
Needless to say this isn't an especially helpful thing to do but at the moment poor little Maria couldn't do anything about it.
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Nude East Ireland » Sat Sep 01, 2012 2:41 pm
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by Olthar » Sat Sep 01, 2012 3:18 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Sat Sep 01, 2012 4:13 pm
by Rupudska » Sat Sep 01, 2012 4:31 pm
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Sep 01, 2012 5:14 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sat Sep 01, 2012 5:27 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Constaniana » Sat Sep 01, 2012 5:46 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Erinkita » Sat Sep 01, 2012 5:58 pm
by Seshephe » Sat Sep 01, 2012 6:15 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Sep 01, 2012 6:26 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Olthar » Sat Sep 01, 2012 6:27 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Sep 01, 2012 6:37 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:James was still working on his car when he began hearing explosions and windows breaking. Sliding out, he saw some of the poo-gas leaking out from the front doors. Drawing his revolver and cocking it, he covered his mouth and nose with the damp rag he had used to was his car, and charged inside. Immediately he saw a robot and fired, causing it to explode.
He made a beeline for Crowley's office, catching up to him, Minh, and Yuzuki. "Sorry I'm late." He half-apologized. "What's the situation?" Another 'bot approached through the gas, and James popped its head off with one shot. "That never gets old, ever."
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nude East Ireland » Sat Sep 01, 2012 6:40 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sat Sep 01, 2012 6:42 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:James was still working on his car when he began hearing explosions and windows breaking. Sliding out, he saw some of the poo-gas leaking out from the front doors. Drawing his revolver and cocking it, he covered his mouth and nose with the damp rag he had used to was his car, and charged inside. Immediately he saw a robot and fired, causing it to explode.
He made a beeline for Crowley's office, catching up to him, Minh, and Yuzuki. "Sorry I'm late." He half-apologized. "What's the situation?" Another 'bot approached through the gas, and James popped its head off with one shot. "That never gets old, ever."
Crowley spoke. "Robots are fucking shit up and paralysing people, help me find EVE." he said rapidly, but was running even more rapidly down the hallways. Where could EVE be? Better find Minh's kid and that gnome. They might have an idea. Or maybe they set these robots loose. He'd just check and see then. What else could he do?
Minh then gave greater detail. "EVE went haywire and is spreading paralysis gas through the school. We need to find her and force her to stop as soon as we can." He used his sword and rotated it in front of him to try and fan the gas away from his group as they also ran down the hallway, after Crowley.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Erinkita » Sat Sep 01, 2012 7:12 pm
by Mavorpen » Sat Sep 01, 2012 8:05 pm
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