The Officially Unofficial Floor Directory of The WAHQ

[Xaninthon]

Name (NAME OF THE ENTRY, NOT YOUR COUNTRY): The Xaninthon Suite

Floor: 7

Description (Approx. no more than 500 characters with spaces):
The Xaninthon Suite consists of four rooms and a bathroom. The entry room is the biggest and resembles a small apartment.
To the right is a large office belonging to Damon Abernathy. The walls are bare, save for a few financial reports.
To the left is a slightly smaller office, which belongs to Mardania Brennan. The walls are adorned with pictures of family and posters of various organizations.
In the back is a small office with two desks. This office is used by other members of the Xaninthon Abex when they visit.

[New Mushroom Kingdom]

Name: New Mushroom Kingdom WA Office

Floor: 6th Floor

Description:
This office contains only 2 things:
1.Sign saying "Due to the WAHQ not being mushroom-friendly, the WA delegation of the New Mushroom Kingdom is actually located in Yoshiton, in the New Mushroom Kingdom Enter the warp pipe to be transported there."
2.The warp pipe to the actual office of the delegation

The actual office is made up of 2 rooms:
1.Office of the Head Delegate of the NMK
2.Office of all other employees working for the NMK WA delegation.
(Extension of room 2.) Lounge containing Shroom Bar/Cafe with seats.

(OOC: If you allowed it, i would make a more accurate/in-depth description of the Actual office alone. I would have done so in this post, but did not want to go over the 500 character limit, which includes spaces.)

[Corporation de Apple]

Name: The WA Mission of the The Hand of Thrawnn

Floor:46

Description (Approx. no more than 150 characters with spaces): The WAMTHOT is a dark, austere place.

[Freedomstaki]

OOC: Derp.

[Louisistan]

Name: Offices of The Delegation of Louisistan to the World Assembly

Floor: 6

Description: For reasons unknown the office suite of Louisistan has been assigned the number 7853 #3B, 1-4, although being directly next to a room simply designated "office 6-5". The Louisistanians love buerocracy, so the offices holds many officals. Behind the large double door lies a lobby where Mrs. Finch, the secretary sits and works. Doors lead to all the other offices in the suite. The largest office has a bronze plaque reading "The General Chancellor of the Council on National Defence". It contains a seperate bathroom, bedroom and office and is never used, because the GCCND has never visited the WA. The second largest office is the office of Special Amabassador Malcolm Fass. It contains a bed and a large collection of scotch and beer - nothing else. It also has a staircase leading directly to the floor below - the stranger's bar. Another large room holds the desks of countless aides assigned to the WA delegation and is next to the conference room. Deputy Ambassador Schulz has an average office. It is also never used, because he is almost always on the GA floor. Lastly, there is a very small office. The sign reads "The Special Attaché for Autodefenestration". For obvious reasons this room has no windows. Unfortunately it also has no light, causing even more autodefenestrations. The post of Special Attaché for Autodefenestration is usually up for hiring every three of four days.

[New Darenjo]

Name: Darenjon WA Embassy

Floor: 3

Description: A normal-sized office for the Darenjon Ambassador to the World Assembly

[Felix Terra]

OOC: NOOOOOO UNIBOT IS GONE NOOOO! I would be willing to reboot this.

[Sanctaria]

OOC: NOOOOOO UNIBOT IS GONE NOOOO! I would be willing to reboot this.

Unibot is still around. He can request the thread authorship be transferred.

[Omigodtheykilledkenny]

You can physically transfer the power to edit the OP to another nation? Otherwise there's no way to update the masterlist.

[Sanctaria]

You can physically transfer the power to edit the OP to another nation? Otherwise there's no way to update the masterlist.

Something like that was done with Ballotonia became a Game Admin and maintenance of the Issues List was transferred to someone else.

[Of the Free Socialist Territories]

Name: The Free Socialist Territories' International Diplomatic Noodly Epicentre.

Floor: Thirty-Six

Description: This room is a colossal rectangular space, four metres by four, into which His Noodly Apastle of the WA Arthur McManus, an ageing drunk, is placed during both his work and his more rambling and incoherent "anti-Valium" episodes, which can last for days on end. One wall holds a rack of comically oversized red Sharpies for scrawling on SC drafts, the other a colossal stamp for signing off GA proposals, which the Ambassador "doesn't give a damn" about. The third wall is entirely coated in noodles.

[Shen Xin Lan]

Name: Office of the Xin Ambassadors
Floor: 46th
Description: An large office with two smaller offices branching out at opposite ends. In the main room, two flags are hung on the back wall, the flag of Shen Xin Lan and the flag of Illiarus. Shen Xin Lan has three desks in the room in front of their flag, all of them solid oak, and stained a beautiful dark red. There are a couple plants adorning the corners, as well as artwork from famous artists of Shen Xin Lan. The Shen Xin Lan side-office is where the Shen Xin Lan Ambassador resides when he is on recess or a break during a World Assembly meeting. It has a large map of the Shen Xin Lan provinces, as well as a large, curved, mahogany desk in the center, with small potted plants and paperwork adorning the surface. There is a portal in the office that leads directly to Shen Xin Lan's Senate House. The Illiarus side of the offices is mostly empty, except for a sign reading "Do Not Enter, Wet Reality."

This is the offices that I shall be using while I am here on business. My associate, the Ambassador of Illiarus, is not yet available, but he will fill you in on what will be placed in his half of the office space.

OOC: Yes, I did get permission to use Illiarus in this description, since the both of us are going to be using the offices.

[Timmy City]

Name (NAME OF THE ENTRY, NOT YOUR COUNTRY): The Conch Republic of Timmy City WA MISSION

Floor:23 floor

Description (Approx. no more than 500 characters with spaces):It has two offices. One office has acts as the WAD delegate office for us and the citizens of the region. The other office represents the Timmy people. Each office comes with 2 bathrooms, a kitchen, and more offices. After some moving around we have hot tub on the WAD delegate office. We offer Timmy citizenship and timmy info. Other nations reps can come to the WAD office and propose the armaments or proposal. You get free tickets to watch the WA in action and the WAD in action for free but you have to ask.

[Novus Niciae]

Broom Closet 25th floor: Transporter pad to Nician Diplomatic Cruiser NSS Dauntless
Geosynch orbit: Nician Diplomatic Cruiser NSS Dauntless

[Ibis Galaxy Alliance]

Name: The Ibis Galaxy Alliance

Floor:36

Description (Approx. no more than 150 characters with spaces): A large office close to the elevator.

[Libraria and Ausitoria]

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[San Leggera]

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He can't, given that the directory posts were posted by a DEATed nation.

[Maltropia]

He can't, given that the directory posts were posted by a DEATed nation.

Is it not possible for them to be moved to be under his authorship, as the OP was? Or, failing that, why could we not just take the Officially Unofficial Floor Directory of The WAHQ... and push it somewhere else? (ie. start a new thread)

[Dilange]

Name (NAME OF THE ENTRY, NOT YOUR COUNTRY): Dilangian WA Offices

Floor: 50

Description: Large office suite on the top floor of the WAHQ building. The main door is marked by this old Hickory door with a plaque that says "Go Away". Inside is a large office, that has been turned into a luxurious bedroom for ex-Ambassador Conrad Maronokov ever since he was evicted from his penthouse apartment for something with a sheep and a Molotov cocktail.

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Name: The Bar Pool

Floor: 50

Description: Located directly across from the Dilangian office is a fireman's pole that goes straight down to the enterance to the World Assembly's Bar. It is free for Dilangian delegates, but costs $2NSD for anyone else to go on it.
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Name: The Door

Floor: B3, 2,12, 34, 50, 354

Description: This mystic doors were installed by gypsies who had degrees in witchcraft, spells, magic, and construction. Opening these doors will teleport you to the main lobby of the Dilangian WA Building. If you do not believe in magic, then the doors will not open and touch the door will shock you. Saying "Diagon Alley" will teleport you back to the WAHQ lobby.

[Abacathea]

Name (NAME OF THE ENTRY, NOT YOUR COUNTRY): Abacathean Ambassadorial HQ

Floor: Astral Plane, Location; technically unknown

Description: A rather large, yet cosy office with roaring fireplace and stone walls. Two large plush armchairs sit facing towards a large beautifully finished desk where the delegates discuss matters of importance. Behind a bookcase lies another adjoining room, considerably more lavish and beautifully decorated for when his Highest Lordship happens to visit, this room who's access can only be done by the two Abacathean delegates (any two serving at any one time) is reserved solely for his lordship and his party.

Accessing the office as a whole seem to be quite confusing, in part due intentionally to the overzealous security concerns of one particular Abacathean delegate who believes security should trump anything else, and as a rule the room can only be accessed by a sequence of taps on a particular wall (one of which conveniently has been placed on every WA floor) which will reveal a lift to the office in question (resultantly, many people who wish to speak to the Abacathean Delegates can often be seen wandering the hallways tapping random walls in a seemingly odd gesture to anyone who does not know the proceedure in question, rather than simply phoning up to the office and asking for admittance).


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[The Two Jerseys]

Name (NAME OF THE ENTRY, NOT YOUR COUNTRY): The Two Jerseys WA Mission

Floor: 24

Description (Approx. no more than 500 characters with spaces): The decor: Space Age. The secretaries: busty and flirty. The booze: flowing freely. Since our Ambassadors tend to drop dead or go insane after a week at the WA, our Government doesn't bother sending Ambassadors anymore and instead uses the delegation's office as a swingin' party pad for all the cool cats. The Ambassador's private office is available to WA delegates and staff for use during lunch hour, provided they don't make a mess and turn the lights out when they leave.

[Eireann Fae]

Name: Eireann Fae Diplomatic HQ
Floor: 6
Description: Main room has a hookah and four plush seats. There are stairs leading down to the Strangers' Bar. There are two rooms; one is Rowan's, simply furnished. Alex's room is far more inviting. Chained to the luxurious rose silk-trimmed bed are two sets of fuzzy cuffs, one each pink and black. From the ceiling hang adjustable shackles. On the corners of a vanity are a leather whip and a cat o' nine tails. Soft music emanating from the candle-encircled walls, usually trip-hop, sets the mood for guests.

(OOC: 500 characters exactly, pain in my arse...)

[Omigodtheykilledkenny]

Notice: This version of the directory was abandoned, because the OP was deleted. The thread itself should probably be locked too. There was a new thread created for this, with an active OP, but I'm not sure if it's still an active project.

[Abacathea]

Notice: This version of the directory was abandoned, because the OP was deleted. The thread itself should probably be locked too. There was a new thread created for this, with an active OP, but I'm not sure if it's still an active project.

If it's not, perhaps I'll TG uni, and if he's ok with it, and your modlinesses are as well, I'll take it over. I'm on daily anyway, so no harm in me having something to do?

[San Leggera]

Notice: This version of the directory was abandoned, because the OP was deleted. The thread itself should probably be locked too. There was a new thread created for this, with an active OP, but I'm not sure if it's still an active project.

The OP was transferred to Unibot III, though...