Tropical Industries (v1.1)

[Consaria]

Do you a want a trip to the Caribbean? Let me ask you, why? Is it the deep blue ocean? What about the music of the locals? Do you want to taste the cuisine of the rich? We can’t promise the first two, but we want to extend the Caribbean experience to you home through our locally produced products. Maybe you aren’t looking for food; you’re just hunting for some industrial goods to conquer the neighboring country, whether it’s politically or economically. From food to guns, we assure you that everything here will get you dreaming of relaxing on the beach. Tropical Industries is a front for the exporting of Consarian goods. We don’t discriminate against who we sell to. Whether you’re democratic or authoritarian, slave owning or not, or even pony or not. We only refuse to sell to our enemies, which are few at the moment. What are you waiting for, go but yourself some tropical goods!

Rules
-Make sure you can afford what you are buying.
-I will do random calculator checks (NSEconomy) to see if people are being truthful, no offense to young nations, but I will be more inclined to check you, due to the prevalence of godmodding.
-Please use your basic grammar skills. If not, just fill out the form below without any RP.
-Make realistic orders. You probably can’t afford, nor need, 1,000,000 tanks.
-Tacking on with the above rule, please don’t make huge orders, as it will take quite a bit of time to manufacture.
-If you are eligible for a discount, tell me or I won’t include it in your price.

Discounts
-15% to Comitern of Militarist States members
-10% for nations who are located in the Caribbean
-5% for trade partners. (Provide link to proof.)
-5% for nations with RP population of 100 million or less.

Upcoming Projects
Alcoholic drinks! Get ready for fun on the high seas.
Commercial Ships! You can't very well export your goods without a freighter.

Customers

Thanks
I'd like to thank the following people for the free images, listed in respected order: anankkml, happykanppy, Suat Eman, cbenjasuwan, bigjom, Carlos Porto, Stephanie Frey, PANPOTE, Salvatore Vuono, and their host, http://www.freedigitalphotos.net/

P.S., any constructive criticism is welcome, even requested. I want this to be a great storefront.

[Consaria]

RAW FOODS

Bananas

Bananas have been a staple in the Consarian economy since the dawn of time. Consaria actually began as a banana republic. Those days have gone, but a majority of Consaria’s exports are still bananas. In fact, we are very proud of them. If you want energy, you should eat a banana. They can raise your energy level by 20% for two hours. Bananas are high in potassium, meaning your body will keep its fluid balanced.

Price: 2.00 NSD per bunch.
Serving Size: 225g
Calories: 200
Total Fat: 1g (1%)
Cholesterol: 0mg (0%)
Sodium: 2mg (0%)
Carbohydrates: 51g (17%)
Protein: 2g
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Papayas

Papayas are a recent fruit in Consaria, only cultivated 1985 onwards. This yellow papaya is usually eaten without skin or seeds. Like most fruits, it is very healthy for you in its raw form. If you wish to eat the seeds they make a great supplement for pepper. Papaya is grown only in tropical areas. When you tell your dinner guests that you're eating papaya tonight, they'll either not know what it is or be impressed. Either way, you made yourself look good.

Price: $5.00 Per gallon
Serving Size: 140g
Calories: 55
Total Fat: 0g (0%)
Cholesterol: 0mg (0%)
Sodium: 4mg (0%)
Carbohydrates: 14g (5%)
Protein: 1g
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Lemons

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, just eat raw lemons. Lemons are actually pretty good for you, and they have a whopping 187% of your daily intake of vitamin C. Still, it one of the best fruits out there. It's rumored President Hizmana Corpaz once won a raw lemon eating contest, gulping down five in a minute. Of course, you can make lemonade if you like. Or you can buy our lemonade.

Price: $0.50 per fruit
Serving Size: 212g
Calories: 61
Total Fat: 1g (1%)
Cholesterol: 0mg (0%)
Sodium: 4mg (0%)
Carbohydrates: 20g (7%)
Protein: 2g
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Tuna

When you want to fry a fish, but don't want to catch one, just buy one from us. This raw tuna has to be cooked, but it is cheaper than the other options. It's a great way to get some more protein, or taste. This fish is freshly caught off the Consarian coast.

Price: $1.00 NSD per fish.
Serving Size: 85g
Calories: 156
Total Fat: 5g (8%)
Cholesterol: 42mg (14%)
Sodium: 42mg (2%)
Carbohydrates: 0g (0%)
Protein: 25g
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Coconut

Coconuts are the staple of a tropical setting. When you're on a 5 foot radius abandoned island, don't worry, it will have a single coconut tree in the very middle of it. You can eat the white part in the middle, more commonly known as the "meat" off the coconut. Just don't let it fall on your head.

Price: $1.00 NSD per coconut.
Serving Size: 80g
Calories: 283
Total Fat: 27g (41%)
Cholesterol: 0mg (0%)
Sodium: 16mg (1%)
Carbohydrates: 12g (4%)
Protein: 3g
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[Consaria]

PROCESSED FOOD

Canned Sardines

Canned sardines are a great way to get calcium and protein cheaply. Even if you are lactose intolerant, you can eat the bones to get calcium. Sardines started being canned in 1975 after the Fishing Act was put in place. Over 5 million NSD was used to build boats and wharfs. Fishing is currently Consaria's second most profitable industry. There are 6 sardines per tin, and they are soaked in preserving oil.

Price: 1.00 NSD per tin.
Serving Size: 149g
Calories: 310
Total Fat: 17g (26%)
Cholesterol: 212mg (71%)
Sodium: 752mg (31%)
Carbohydrates: 0g (0%)
Protein: 37g

Ingredients:
Sardines
Olive Oil
Sodium
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Banana Baby Food

Don't you want to give your child the best you can? Banana baby food was the first industrial product that was ever exported off Consarian shores. The jars are made of glass, to avoid the leaking of chemicals into the food. Banana Baby Food is the safest and healthiest baby food on the market that tastes like bananas.

Price: 8.00 NSD per jar.
Serving Size: One Jar
Calories: 90
Total Fat: 0g (0%)
Cholesterol: 0mg (0%)
Sodium: 5mg (1%)
Carbohydrates: 25g (5%)
Protein: 1g

Ingredients:
Mashed Banana
Water
Ascorbic Acid
Vitamin C Supplement
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Canned Pineapple

Nothing says tropical food like a pineapple. Maybe a coconut first, but a pineapple still brings thoughts of beaches and the jungle. Now you can have it at home, too. Pineapple can be used for most anything. This canned version is best used for eating quickly, though. The pineapples soak in light syrup while they wait to become a great meal.

Price: 1.50 NSD per can.
Serving Size: 252g
Calories: 131
Total Fat: 0g (0%)
Cholesterol: 212mg (71%)
Sodium: 3mg (0%)
Carbohydrates: 34g (11%)
Protein: 1g

Ingredients:
Pineapple
Light Syrup
Sugar
Water
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Fruit Juice

You don't just eat our fruits, you can drink them too! Our fruit juice provides a cheap way for you to quite your sweet tooth without loading up on too much sugar. Unlike our other canned foods, this is produced in our distillery. But we sell it here because it isn't alcoholic. We sell several different flavors (Listed Below), though they all cost the same. Make sure to specify the flavor you want when you make your purchase.
Different Products
-Pineapple Juice
-Papaya Juice
-Lemonade
-Mixed Punch (Pineapple, papaya, and lemon flavored.)

Price: 0.75 NSD per can.
Serving Size: 244g
Calories: 51
Total Fat: 1g (1%)
Cholesterol: 0mg (0%)
Sodium: 51mg (2%)
Carbohydrates: 16g (5%)
Protein: 1g

Ingredients:
Fruits described in drink flavor
Corn Syrup
Water
Citric Acid
Artificial Flavoring
Ascorbic Acid
Glycerol
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[Consaria]

WEAPONS

Warning: Some weapons may violate WA resolutions, buy at your own risk.

Area Denial Weapons

Americana Infantry Landmine

The Landmine has an infamous history in Central America and the Caribbean. They have been used in many conflicts. Still, we sell them. They way to operate it is to first plant it into the ground, and then pull the "plug" activating it. When someone steps on one of the three needles, they push down, detonating the device. Make sure that you remember where you plant it. We will send a landmine with a timer on it if you request it. A year after activation, it we deactivate, rendering it useless. This is a useful feature to avoid the long term effects of war.

Price: 15.00 NSD per mine.
Weight : 5 lb
Diameter: 42 cm
Explosive Range: 2 meters
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Jericho Anti-Tank Landmine

The design for the Jericho was based off of the Americana. Two major changes were made. First was the activation system. When a large, metal object, such as a vehicle, goes over it, a magnate senses it, and triggers the detonation. Secondly is the explosive delivery. Now a large stick of explosives is kept under the body of the mine, rather than in it. The Jericho activates like the Americana, through pulling a plug. We also offer timers for this product.

Price: 30 NSD per mine
Weight: 8 lb
Diameter: 52 cm
Explosive Range: 3 meters, 6 meters straight up
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Improvised Explosive Device

This is simple. Two packs of explosives connected to a remote detonator. Unlike the landmines, you have to detonate them on their own. This is our most controversial product, for obvious reasons. The idea is to make the cheapest, simplest explosive possible. There is no timer, not way to find it, and no way to trace it back to someone. This is great for when you don't have a lot of money.

Price: 5 NSD per package
Weight: 3 lb
Explosive Range: 2 meters

[Consaria]

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[Consaria]

We are open!

[Thee Sangheili]

To whom this may concern

We are interested in purchasing 1 million cans of mixed punch. Which should come in at a cost of $750,000NSD.



From
Sangheili Federation of economics

[YellowApple]

Given the lack of arable land in YellowApple, we would like to enact a monthly contract with your company, Tropical Industries, regarding food products.

Specifically, YellowApple, Inc. would like to make the following monthly purchases from your company:

• Bananas (5,000,000 units)
• Papayas (1,000,000 units)
• Lemons (5,000,000 units)
• Coconuts (1,000,000 units)
• Fruit Juice (5,000,000 units per flavor)

These products are intended for resale throughout YellowApple at various supermarkets. Our estimated total price is N$33,500,000. Payment will be wired to your corporate account upon confirmation of order.

We look forward to doing business with you.

[Consaria]

Thank you for your purchase of $750,000 NSD. You will find that our products will please you; quality has been a top priority in the harvesting and production of fruits. There really is no better place to get food than Tropical Industries. You can expect that the food will arrive in your nation via cargo ship in a timely manner. If any shipments are late due to our own ineptitude, 5% of your order will be refunded. We thank you and hope that you will return.

-Tropical Industries Management

Thank you for your monthly purchase of $33,500,000 NSD. You will find that our products will please you; quality has been a top priority in the harvesting and production of fruits. There really is no better place to get food than Tropical Industries. You can expect that the food will arrive in your nation via cargo ship in a timely manner. If any shipments are late due to our own ineptitude, 5% of your order will be refunded. We thank you and hope that you will return.

-Tropical Industries Management

[Consaria]

UPDATE: Area denial weapons added.

[CoolBoyGcp]

Our company would like 150,000,000,000 cans of fruit juice, as long as it's organic and we can rebrand them as CoolJuice brand. And if we can get rid of the corn syrup, artificial flavors, and glycerin.

[Orochi s world]

To:Tropical Industries
From:Ministry of trade.
Subject: Sardines
We would like to purchase 1,000,000 tins of sardines.
The cost is: 1,000,000 NSD
We are eligible for 1 discount. -5% for nations with RP population of 100 million or less

[Consaria]

Thank you for your purchase of $112,500,000,000 NSD. You will find that our products will please you; quality has been a top priority in the harvesting or production of products. There really is no better place to get goods than Tropical Industries. You can expect that the products will arrive in your nation via cargo ship in a timely manner. If any shipments are late due to our own ineptitude, 5% of your order will be refunded. We thank you and hope that you will return.

-Tropical Industries Management

Thank you for your purchase of $750,000 NSD. You will find that our products will please you; quality has been a top priority in the harvesting or production of products. There really is no better place to get goods than Tropical Industries. You can expect that the food will arrive in your nation via cargo ship in a timely manner. If any shipments are late due to our own ineptitude, 5% of your order will be refunded. We thank you and hope that you will return.

-Tropical Industries Management

[CoolBoyGcp]

Thank you for your purchase of $112,500,000,000 NSD. You will find that our products will please you; quality has been a top priority in the harvesting or production of products. There really is no better place to get goods than Tropical Industries. You can expect that the products will arrive in your nation via cargo ship in a timely manner. If any shipments are late due to our own ineptitude, 5% of your order will be refunded. We thank you and hope that you will return.

-Tropical Industries Management

Thank you for your purchase of $750,000 NSD. You will find that our products will please you; quality has been a top priority in the harvesting or production of products. There really is no better place to get goods than Tropical Industries. You can expect that the food will arrive in your nation via cargo ship in a timely manner. If any shipments are late due to our own ineptitude, 5% of your order will be refunded. We thank you and hope that you will return.

-Tropical Industries Management

Is the juice organic? And does it not have corn syrup? If it's not organic, and/or contains urn syrup, glycerin, artificial flavors, etc. we do not want it.

[Alte Koniggratz]

The Grand Duchy of Alte Koniggratz
From the Desk of the Grand Duke of Alte Koniggratz

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To the Administrators of Tropical Industries;

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Guten Morgen!

It has come to our attention that your storefront has, for sale, many food products.

Our Government has an avid interest in helping the people of our nation, and the people of the world, who are in dire straights. We are always ready to help those hungry peoples throughout the world. Our government, therefore, wishes to purchase the following comestibles.

[12,000,000x]Banana Bunch
2.00 NSDollars/Unit
Subtotal: 24,000,000 NSDollars

[5,000,000x]Papaya
5.00 NSDollars/Unit
Subtotal: 25,000,000 NSDollars

[10,000,000x]Lemon
0.50 NSDollars/Unit
Subtotal: 5,000,000 NSDollars

[1,000,000x]Tuna(Fresh)
1.00 NSDollars/Unit
Subtotal: 1,000,000 NSDollars

[20,000,000x]Coconut
1.00 NSDollars/Unit
Subtotal: 20,000,000 NSDollars

[20,000,000x]Canned Tuna
1.00 NSDollars/Unit
Subtotal: 20,000,000 NSDollars

[5,000,000x]Jarred Baby Food
8.00 NSDollars/Unit
Subtotal: 40,000,000 NSDollars

[20,000,000x]Canned Pineapple
1.50 NSDollars/Unit
Subtotal:: 30,000,000 NSDollars

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Grand Total: 165,000,000 NSDollars

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_{~Funds shall be wired upon approval of sale.}

Warm Regards,
~Grand Duke Karl Alfred Hohenzollern
~~Minister of Health Madame Agata Griselda

[Consaria]

Thank you for your purchase of $112,500,000,000 NSD. You will find that our products will please you; quality has been a top priority in the harvesting or production of products. There really is no better place to get goods than Tropical Industries. You can expect that the products will arrive in your nation via cargo ship in a timely manner. If any shipments are late due to our own ineptitude, 5% of your order will be refunded. We thank you and hope that you will return.

-Tropical Industries Management

Thank you for your purchase of $750,000 NSD. You will find that our products will please you; quality has been a top priority in the harvesting or production of products. There really is no better place to get goods than Tropical Industries. You can expect that the food will arrive in your nation via cargo ship in a timely manner. If any shipments are late due to our own ineptitude, 5% of your order will be refunded. We thank you and hope that you will return.

-Tropical Industries Management

Is the juice organic? And does it not have corn syrup? If it's not organic, and/organic we do not want it.

We assure you that the juice meets the standards you sat: organic and free of corn syrup, artificial flavoring, and glycerin. Unfortunately, the taste will not be as strong. If you wish we can send it over on a tanker, letting you can it yourself and add other ingredients.

Thank you for your purchase of $160,000,000 NSD. You will find that our products will please you; quality has been a top priority in the harvesting or production of products. There really is no better place to get goods than Tropical Industries. We subtracted $5,000,000 from your purchase because you plan to use it for reasons of charity. You can expect that the food will arrive in your nation via cargo ship in a timely manner. If any shipments are late due to our own ineptitude, 5% of your order will be refunded. We thank you and hope that you will return.

-Tropical Industries Management

[CoolBoyGcp]

Is the juice organic? And does it not have corn syrup? If it's not organic, and/organic we do not want it.

We assure you that the juice meets the standards you sat: organic and free of corn syrup, artificial flavoring, and glycerin. Unfortunately, the taste will not be as strong. If you wish we can send it over on a tanker, letting you can it yourself and add other ingredients.

Thank you for your purchase of $160,000,000 NSD. You will find that our products will please you; quality has been a top priority in the harvesting or production of products. There really is no better place to get goods than Tropical Industries. We subtracted $5,000,000 from your purchase because you plan to use it for reasons of charity. You can expect that the food will arrive in your nation via cargo ship in a timely manner. If any shipments are late due to our own ineptitude, 5% of your order will be refunded. We thank you and hope that you will return.

-Tropical Industries Management

The tanker sounds better, also we would like to order an additional 500,000,000 gallons of the juice.

[Consaria]

We assure you that the juice meets the standards you sat: organic and free of corn syrup, artificial flavoring, and glycerin. Unfortunately, the taste will not be as strong. If you wish we can send it over on a tanker, letting you can it yourself and add other ingredients.

Thank you for your purchase of $160,000,000 NSD. You will find that our products will please you; quality has been a top priority in the harvesting or production of products. There really is no better place to get goods than Tropical Industries. We subtracted $5,000,000 from your purchase because you plan to use it for reasons of charity. You can expect that the food will arrive in your nation via cargo ship in a timely manner. If any shipments are late due to our own ineptitude, 5% of your order will be refunded. We thank you and hope that you will return.

-Tropical Industries Management

The tanker sounds better, also we would like to order an additional 500,000,000 gallons of the juice.

That brings the order up to $116,250,000,000 NSD. Thank you for your business.

[Blackhelm Confederacy]

Hello,

We would like to inquire into the possibility of your company delivering 1,400,000 cans of sardines per week to the Griffincrest Second Fleet. We have already allocated the funds necessary, and are awaiting your go ahead before wiring.