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by The Eternal Kawaii » Sat Mar 14, 2015 4:46 pm
by Imperium Anglorum » Sun Mar 15, 2015 11:49 pm
by Retired WerePenguins » Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:14 pm
The Eternal Kawaii wrote:Turning to Wilma, she smile somewhat more friendly now, and pointed to a set of large books at one side of the counter. "If you're interested in Kawaiian lore, perhaps you'd like a copy of The Book of the Cute One? It contains everything you need to know about our people and our way of life."
by The Eternal Kawaii » Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:54 pm
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Overhearing the conversation, an overeager intern by the name of Elisa said, 'We'd love a copy as part of our cultural outreach and education programmes. Learning about other cultures is why I joined the foreign service in the first place. Although, I hope you won't mind if our librarians put it in the fiction section if it's a religious text'.
Retired WerePenguins wrote:The Eternal Kawaii wrote:Turning to Wilma, she smile somewhat more friendly now, and pointed to a set of large books at one side of the counter. "If you're interested in Kawaiian lore, perhaps you'd like a copy of The Book of the Cute One? It contains everything you need to know about our people and our way of life."
Wilma smiled and picked up the book, "Unfortunately," she started to say, "neither one of us knows how to ... oh my ... apparently the universal translator also works with written words as well."
"Can I see it," Pamela Blonde asked.
Wilma smiled, "We'll take it my dear nekomusume. How much do we owe you?"
by Havensky » Wed Mar 25, 2015 10:20 pm
by Separatist Peoples » Thu Mar 26, 2015 5:03 am
The Eternal Kawaii wrote:
"...nearly 3,000 votes cast for the awful thing, and do you know, not ONE of the supporting representatives volunteered for a session! Do you have ANY idea how many strings I had to pull with the Happiness Police to get a waterboarding detail sent up here? I mean, seriously, is there any honor left in this institution?"
Approaching the bar, the Nuncia put on her more ambassadorial "happy face", and waved Neville down, saying, "Two green teas, please."
by Ainocra » Wed May 06, 2015 2:32 am
by CreepyCut » Wed May 06, 2015 2:59 am
by The Nocter Empire » Wed May 06, 2015 3:04 am
by Separatist Peoples » Wed May 06, 2015 9:18 am
The Nocter Empire wrote:The Emperor of Nocter knocked on the door of the World Assembly and said "hello ? can I join here ?"
by Stormwind-City » Wed May 06, 2015 9:22 am
by Ainocra » Wed May 06, 2015 1:37 pm
by The Land of Beer » Wed May 06, 2015 10:25 pm
by East Klent » Thu May 07, 2015 12:38 am
by Greater Louisistan » Thu May 07, 2015 4:24 am
by Separatist Peoples » Thu May 07, 2015 5:05 am
Ainocra wrote:The Marshal leans back against the bar and puffs contentedly on his cigar "Bell, have you been in here drinking since I left?"
Producing another cigar from his inner pocket he offers it to the diminutive Brightspark "Cigar Ambassador?"
by Ainocra » Thu May 07, 2015 11:34 am
Separatist Peoples wrote:Ainocra wrote:The Marshal leans back against the bar and puffs contentedly on his cigar "Bell, have you been in here drinking since I left?"
Producing another cigar from his inner pocket he offers it to the diminutive Brightspark "Cigar Ambassador?"
"I may as well be. I can't go back to the Confederate Dominion, and I was conspicuously dropped off at the World Assembly without a passport. Had an armed guard, though. So that was something."
Bell slides back onto his own bar stool and, inspired by the Fleet Marshal's brilliance, retrieves one of his own Coldharbor Crown cigars, one of the finer blends of southern Tule tobacco, determinedly ignoring the strange looks he was getting from Ms. Brightspark.
Greater Louisistan wrote:Sitting at the bar, Ambassador Schneider suddenly awakens from his months-long alcohol-induced coma. He pulls out a smartphone and looks at the date.
"Oh crap... I've been out for some time, haven't I? Can anyone bring me up to speed on what's been going on?"
by Abazhaka » Thu May 07, 2015 2:26 pm
by CreepyCut » Thu May 07, 2015 4:35 pm
by Sierra Lyricalia » Thu May 07, 2015 6:48 pm
CreepyCut wrote:"Does anyone know where I can harvest some good organs, preferably if the donor is alive and willing to contribute?"
by Ainocra » Thu May 07, 2015 7:21 pm
CreepyCut wrote:Creepycut returned to the bar after his brief departure, then asked out loud without a care in the world:
"Does anyone know where I can harvest some good organs, preferably if the donor is alive and willing to contribute?" He knew such a question would cause quite a stir amidst the delegates and ambassadors present in the bar, but nevertheless had to know for his own personal amusement, as well as bringing some closure to a regional affair of his.
by Separatist Peoples » Fri May 08, 2015 4:50 am
Ainocra wrote:CreepyCut wrote:Creepycut returned to the bar after his brief departure, then asked out loud without a care in the world:
"Does anyone know where I can harvest some good organs, preferably if the donor is alive and willing to contribute?" He knew such a question would cause quite a stir amidst the delegates and ambassadors present in the bar, but nevertheless had to know for his own personal amusement, as well as bringing some closure to a regional affair of his.
The Marshal chortles "I don't think Bell needs his liver anymore, I'm sure he could be persuaded to part with it."
by CreepyCut » Fri May 08, 2015 5:43 am
Separatist Peoples wrote:Ainocra wrote:
The Marshal chortles "I don't think Bell needs his liver anymore, I'm sure he could be persuaded to part with it."
"There's always Enta's good eye. Supply is low, so demand is looking good," Bell teases, undeservedly proud of his bad pun. Leaning over to Steph, he adds, "If I were you, I'd try a Dominionese craft beer. A Coldharbor Brewing Imperial Pale Ale would be my preference, followed closely by a Hopknife out of the Tule Beer and Liquor Company. Microbrewing and microdistilling is something of a passtime for my people."
by Sierra Lyricalia » Sat May 09, 2015 5:20 pm
Separatist Peoples wrote:... Leaning over to Steph, he adds, "If I were you, I'd try a Dominionese craft beer. A Coldharbor Brewing Imperial Pale Ale would be my preference, followed closely by a Hopknife out of the Tule Beer and Liquor Company. Microbrewing and microdistilling is something of a passtime for my people."
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