Iron Felix wrote:Felix looks up just in time to see the last Destructor Bunny hurled through the open window. He mumbles something about "invisible reactionary elements destroying the property of the People's Democratic Republic", then phones Maintenance again to inform them that they should expect water damage.
He returns to his efforts at reviving Susa.
The Xt'Tap stirs, coughs a few times, and appears to strain his eyes to see who the towering silhouette hovering over him is, as he emerges from his incapacity.
"Felix?..." he wonders, in seeming disbelief. "I...I don't think I'm gonna make it, buddy...but I want you to know...I never really wanted to kill you.
"Well, actually I did...but only because it's my sacred duty to rid the Earth of filthy communists...and capitalists...and socialists...and libertarians...and conservatives...and liberals...and Kennyites...and Yeldans...and..."
He trails off, as though finishing the sentence is too much for him. "Before I die, Felix, could you make sure Jenny gets this?" -- he pulls into his pocket, producing a small black jewelery box -- "...and tell her...tell her...that my only regret in life...was not living long enough...to kill her..."
Susa coughs a few more times, strains to speak, but his voice failing him, only whispers, "Fuck all of you, stupid fucking infidels!" and again falls unconscious in Felix's arms.