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by Frustrated Franciscans » Mon Feb 23, 2015 8:52 am
by Separatist Peoples » Tue Feb 24, 2015 6:23 am
by The Palentine » Tue Feb 24, 2015 12:46 pm
Omigodtheykilledkenny wrote:As it turned out, the empress needn't have wasted her minutes on a booty-call...for everyone's favorite Xt'Tap was already there, lurking, seeking out easy targets to purify in the name of the Lord God. At the bar stood an anthropomorphic polar bear and...some other sapient being, laughing over the UN diplomats of old. At the other end of the counter, a cylon with an eyepatch. At one table, a Separatist and a Lyricalian, drooling over spitroasted-goat recipes. And at another, a wrestling goddess in leather gear, who looked insanely familiar. A sly smile crossing his face, he quickly resolved that if he was going to take anyone along to the Afterlife with him, it may as well be her.
Leaping out from beneath the table he was using as a lookout post, he opened his coat to reveal his finest suicide vest -- which Captain Chiang had thankfully brought to the cleaners earlier that week. "I am a servant of Almighty God, that you may all share in his Infinite Muthafrackin' Justice!" he bellowed.
*pop!*
Just then, the Deweaponizer kicked in, and his vest was turned into a frilly, flower-patterned apron. "God-damn it," he murmured. "Last time it gave me salamis; now it expects me to cook my own food?!" He tore off the apron in frustration and flung it to the side, and flopped down in a seat across from the empress.
"Allow me to introduce myself, madam," Susa said in his lowest, most seductive voice: "I am the esteemed ambassador from the Federal Republic, and may I just say: you look good enough to greet me in Paradise with your 71 virgin sisters!"
It suddenly dawned on him who this woman was.
"Say, aren't you that chick I was gonna marry?!"
by Ainocra » Tue Feb 24, 2015 5:11 pm
by Sierra Lyricalia » Wed Feb 25, 2015 11:59 am
by Ainocra » Wed Feb 25, 2015 12:21 pm
by Omigodtheykilledkenny » Wed Feb 25, 2015 2:10 pm
The Palentine wrote:Empress Jhessan finished her drink and then leaned over to kiss Susa(well actually, it looked like she was trying to remove his tonsils with her tongue). Then she stood up and walked out of the bar with her patented 'here it is boys come and get it walk'.
by Ainocra » Wed Feb 25, 2015 9:06 pm
by Imladris Island » Wed Feb 25, 2015 9:11 pm
by Separatist Peoples » Thu Feb 26, 2015 6:15 am
Ainocra wrote:The Marshal watches the empress leave with amusement. "Tis alright Bell, here have a drink of scotch."
Alcon again proffers the half full bottle. "Good stuff."
Under the table the Marshal fishes some loose change from his pocket to feed to Chuckie.
by Araraukar » Thu Feb 26, 2015 9:24 am
Separatist Peoples wrote:He pulls out a large flask and uncorks it, releasing a golden aroma that brought to mind sunny days and spring breezes, and just the smallest of hints of thunder. "Don't let it fool you, it kicks like four mules on acid."
Apologies for absences, non-COVID health issues leave me with very little energy at times.Giovenith wrote:And sorry hun, if you were looking for a forum site where nobody argued, you've come to wrong one.
by The Palentine Jaegermonster Corps » Thu Feb 26, 2015 11:40 am
by Imladris Island » Thu Feb 26, 2015 12:22 pm
Separatist Peoples wrote:Bell gratefully accepts a swig of good scotch as the tequila shots arrive. "Might as well enjoy the scotch before numbing our tongues with this stuff."
Passing the shots out between the three of them, he raised the first glass.
"To Looting and Pillaging! Er, the law, not the...uh...whatever."
Bell upturns his tequila glass, feeling cheap tequila and expensive scotch mingle oddly in his stomach. Chuckie, temporarily forgotten by his master, kept gorging himself on "snacks" from the Field Marshal, adding to a spread that would have made a garbage disposal proud.
Bell considers Steph's comment on the atmosphere as the booze slowly erodes the first layer of social inhibitions in his brain. "Y'know, Steph, Enta, we could probably spice things up in here if the mood is too low for your tastes. I actually got a care package from my cousin, and it included the best case of the family recipie I ever tasted!"
He pulls out a large flask and uncorks it, releasing a golden aroma that brought to mind sunny days and spring breezes, and just the smallest of hints of thunder. "Don't let it fool you, it kicks like four mules on acid."
by Ainocra » Thu Feb 26, 2015 2:20 pm
Separatist Peoples wrote:Ainocra wrote:The Marshal watches the empress leave with amusement. "Tis alright Bell, here have a drink of scotch."
Alcon again proffers the half full bottle. "Good stuff."
Under the table the Marshal fishes some loose change from his pocket to feed to Chuckie.
Bell gratefully accepts a swig of good scotch as the tequila shots arrive. "Might as well enjoy the scotch before numbing our tongues with this stuff."
Passing the shots out between the three of them, he raised the first glass.
"To Looting and Pillaging! Er, the law, not the...uh...whatever."
Bell upturns his tequila glass, feeling cheap tequila and expensive scotch mingle oddly in his stomach. Chuckie, temporarily forgotten by his master, kept gorging himself on "snacks" from the Field Marshal, adding to a spread that would have made a garbage disposal proud.
Bell considers Steph's comment on the atmosphere as the booze slowly erodes the first layer of social inhibitions in his brain. "Y'know, Steph, Enta, we could probably spice things up in here if the mood is too low for your tastes. I actually got a care package from my cousin, and it included the best case of the family recipie I ever tasted!"
He pulls out a large flask and uncorks it, releasing a golden aroma that brought to mind sunny days and spring breezes, and just the smallest of hints of thunder. "Don't let it fool you, it kicks like four mules on acid."
by Sierra Lyricalia » Thu Feb 26, 2015 9:07 pm
by Separatist Peoples » Fri Feb 27, 2015 6:11 am
Sierra Lyricalia wrote:"Hoooooo!"
Steph grimaces and slaps her empty shot glass down on the bar. As the aroma of cherry blossoms, cut grass, and warm rain wafts over, she pauses and unscrews her face from what the cheap agave did to it - the tequila wilting before the intoxicating power of the coming thaw.
"Now that is something you don't get a whiff of every day. I dunno what on earth it is, but it's calling to me. Now, where's a clean glass when you... ah."
Seeing no staff nearby, Steph stands up on her stool's footrest, leans over the bartop, and slides a brandy snifter out of the overhead rack to hand to Bell. She gets a second glass, and then a third. Sitting back down, she leans over to take another sniff of the unadulterated springtime wafting out of the flask.
"Mules or no mules, that smells fantastic, Benjamin. I'm in. What'd you say the stuff is called?"
OOC: Seriously, you read my damn mind. It's 13 Fahrenheit a few feet behind me, with an expected nightly low of 5 (-15 C). I'm ready for some damn springtime now!
by Ainocra » Fri Feb 27, 2015 10:44 pm
by Sierra Lyricalia » Sat Feb 28, 2015 1:20 pm
by Kingdom of the Polar Bear » Sun Mar 01, 2015 12:07 pm
by Frustrated Franciscans » Sun Mar 01, 2015 7:42 pm
by Ainocra » Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:43 am
by Retired WerePenguins » Wed Mar 04, 2015 7:36 pm
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