Flamels Stone wrote:'So....Talking cat what is your name? And is it normal for this kind of thing to appen in the bar?''
"I is the Chief Inshpekshuuner of the WA Kitty Kops! My human calls me Ninja, because I is black and can get out of her office without her opening door. Humans are silly, thinking their doors and corra- cori- hallways are the only ways to move!"
Deciding there had been enough pettings for now, the Chief Inshpekshuuner jumped to the floor, padding over her his human, who was making noises that probably meant she was going to wake up soon. Having determined with his whiskers and acute hearing that his human seemed to be alright, he turned to look up to the new-friend-stranger.
"This is very normal here. My human not know or believe I can talk. She wake soon. You can talk her. She likes cocoa. Dunno why, cream is much nicer. But bye now, new human, I need go shed hair on chair back home. Miaow!"
Then the black cate gave one affectionate lick on his human's cheek, turned and padded out of the Bar. He had much to do, to make it look like he had never left the Araraukarian ambassador's office. Perhaps a hairball or two would be appreciated?
OOC: The Chief Inshpekshuuner leaves out some words, they're not typos - he never went to grammar school. Or any sort of school for that matter. That's why he sometimes stumbles on words that are long or difficult for him to pronounce.