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by Adab » Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:01 pm
by Potted Plants United » Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:12 am
Adab wrote:Having uttered that little prayer, Enki felt safe to start eating; he started with his French fries.
Separatist Peoples wrote:"NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE!"
- Mr. Bell, when introduced to PPU's newest moving plant
by Murray the Evil Skull » Thu Jul 31, 2014 9:55 am
Frustrated Franciscans wrote:Brother Maynard sits at the bar. "They want me to go out and tell people why I don't want to vote to repeal something. It's enough to get me to order another drink."
The bartender stares, "Really?"
"Sure," Brother Maynard replied. "I'll use ANY EXCUSE No matter how flimsy."
by Wrapper » Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:23 am
by Frustrated Franciscans » Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:37 am
Murray the Evil Skull wrote:Murray turns his attention to Brother Maynard and says,
"Foolish Mortal! I can strike fear into you with no more than a stare!!! that is if we were on exact eye level...but its still scary!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
by Murray the Evil Skull » Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:01 am
Frustrated Fransicians wrote:Brother Maynard pauses, "But can you do me a favor and strike fear into my boss? Friar Cadfail is a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as 'my little playthings.' Perhaps a little fear might make him more open to opening up the nation for uranium mining."
by Cymric Corporate Authority » Fri Aug 01, 2014 4:35 pm
by Iron Felix » Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:34 pm
by Adab » Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:58 pm
by Hakio » Fri Aug 01, 2014 7:44 pm
Pandeeria wrote:Racism is almost as good as eating babies.
by Adab » Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:12 pm
by Cymric Corporate Authority » Fri Aug 01, 2014 9:45 pm
by Adab » Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:14 pm
by Omigodtheykilledkenny » Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:41 pm
by Cymric Corporate Authority » Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:49 pm
by Adab » Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:43 pm
by Iron Felix » Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:45 pm
Omigodtheykilledkenny wrote:From his perch on the catwalk overlooking the stage and goings-on at the bar, Susa beholds his old foe, sipping on vodka and toying with his pistol. Now's his chance. He quietly pulls out his Baretta 9mm, aims for Felix's left temple, and fires -- quickly reloading the chamber and firing again. Luckily (for Felix), the ACME Weapons Nullifier is working on Susa's gun, and the ringing of each shot is echoed by a loud popping noise as the bullets, one after the other, are transformed into harmless Nerf projectiles, bouncing off of Felix's head and falling limply to the floor.
"Sic semper tyrannis, muthafuckas!" bellows the Xt'Tap militant as he grabs a rope tied to the catwalk railing and swings dramatically onto the stage. However, he fumbles on the landing, and observers can hear a loud, ominous <crack!> as Susa collapses onto the wooden paneling. Somehow, he makes it back onto his feet, but now must hobble lamely toward the main doors to make his great escape...
by Adab » Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:09 am
by Wrapper » Sat Aug 02, 2014 5:50 am
by Adab » Sat Aug 02, 2014 6:46 am
by Frustrated Franciscans » Mon Aug 04, 2014 1:08 pm
by Ardchoille » Sat Aug 09, 2014 11:51 am
by Adab » Sat Aug 09, 2014 5:42 pm
by Omigodtheykilledkenny » Sun Aug 10, 2014 6:23 pm
Iron Felix wrote:Seeing that the Jihadist vermin is gravely injured and (hopefully) more or less harmless, Felix stands and shouts: "Susa!, I would like to have a word with you".
He sends a pair of aides (Destructor Bunnies) to assist the maniacal Xt'Tap and bring him back to the table.....or get him medical attention.....or drag him outside and drown him in a ditch......or something.
by Separatist Peoples » Mon Aug 11, 2014 5:27 am
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