by Donaldsonstan » Tue May 10, 2016 1:23 pm
by Kryozerkia » Tue May 10, 2016 1:44 pm
WHEREAS muscle cars are awesome.
NOTING that muscle cars excel at producing sweet smoky burnouts.
CONSIDERING that 80s hair metal is best enjoyed in a muscle car with the windows down.
HEREBY all citizens will be required to posses, operate, and enjoy rear-wheel drive coupe or sedan vehicles with front mounted internal combustion engines of push rod type, eight cylinders, and a displacement not less than 5.0L (302ci).
UNDERSTANDING that all citizens might not be able to afford a bitchin' Camaro, government subsidies will be provided for compliance.
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