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Separatist Peoples
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Postby Separatist Peoples » Mon May 02, 2016 3:54 pm

Happy People Land wrote:Thank you for orchestrating the repeal of my proposal, although its intentions were pure the proposal was not fit for the WA legislation.

"Next time, when everybody begs you to have it removed, don't leave it to the voters to decide."

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Postby Thama » Mon May 02, 2016 3:57 pm

What the frick frack paddy whack
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Cybraxia
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Postby Cybraxia » Mon May 02, 2016 4:24 pm

Thama wrote:What the frick frack paddy whack


"Ah, your addition to the discussion is very much appreciated." Quint responded, voice dripping with sarcasm.

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LOL at U
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Postby LOL at U » Mon May 02, 2016 4:34 pm

My region is heavily in favor of this resolution. Which is why I am also in favor of this GA vote. Also, if you know what's good for you, stay the FUCK out of Brasilistan. We have some unfinished business that we're taking care of.

Edit: Fixed my grammar.
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Excidium Planetis
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Postby Excidium Planetis » Mon May 02, 2016 5:56 pm

Happy People Land wrote:Thank you for orchestrating the repeal of my proposal, although its intentions were pure the proposal was not fit for the WA legislation.


"I thank the Ambassador from Happy People Land for their support, and hope they continue to serve in the WA in a supportive role."

LOL at U wrote:My region is heavily in favor of this resolution. Which is why I am also in favor of this GA vote.

"Unless you are a member of regional government bound to vote with the region, that doesn't seem like a good reason to support something."
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Omigodtheykilledkenny
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Postby Omigodtheykilledkenny » Mon May 02, 2016 6:48 pm

Enthusiastic support! Despite the RL infraction. :p
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Postby Excidium Planetis » Mon May 02, 2016 6:51 pm

Omigodtheykilledkenny wrote:Enthusiastic support! Despite the RL infraction. :p


What RL infraction?
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Postby Omigodtheykilledkenny » Mon May 02, 2016 6:52 pm

Terran bees?
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Postby Excidium Planetis » Mon May 02, 2016 7:00 pm

Omigodtheykilledkenny wrote:Terran bees?


Um... Terran bees are kept by Excidium Planetis, in part thanks to the reduction of trade restrictions due to Promotion of Beekeeping?

I don't know.
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Postby Sciongrad » Mon May 02, 2016 7:03 pm

Omigodtheykilledkenny wrote:Terran bees?

OOC: As opposed to Space Bees.
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Postby LOL at U » Mon May 02, 2016 7:27 pm

Excidium Planetis wrote:
LOL at U wrote:My region is heavily in favor of this resolution. Which is why I am also in favor of this GA vote.

"Unless you are a member of regional government bound to vote with the region, that doesn't seem like a good reason to support something."


Yep, you thought I wouldn't agree to that? lol You're new to this whole being a leader thing, aren't you. :lol2:
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Postby Araraukar » Mon May 02, 2016 7:51 pm

Separatist Peoples wrote:
Araraukar wrote:OOC: I'm missing the cultural reference point you all seem to be aware of.

*snipped Youtube link*

OOC: And in words? Haven't been able to watch Youtube for a while now, some update screwed things up.
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Postby Idzequitch » Mon May 02, 2016 8:08 pm

Araraukar wrote:
Separatist Peoples wrote:*snipped Youtube link*

OOC: And in words? Haven't been able to watch Youtube for a while now, some update screwed things up.

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If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain,
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape,
Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape.
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Araraukar
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Postby Araraukar » Mon May 02, 2016 8:10 pm

Idzequitch wrote:
Araraukar wrote:OOC: And in words? Haven't been able to watch Youtube for a while now, some update screwed things up.

It's a song by Rupert Holmes. Lyrics:

OOC: Thank you.
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Tinfect
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Postby Tinfect » Mon May 02, 2016 9:06 pm

Araraukar wrote:
Separatist Peoples wrote:*snipped Youtube link*

OOC: And in words? Haven't been able to watch Youtube for a while now, some update screwed things up.


OOC:
That's odd. What browser are you on?
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Nehmia
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Postby Nehmia » Tue May 03, 2016 5:25 am

"The Grand Marshal Luther II of The Marshal State of Nehmia has instructed his Ambassador to The World Assembly to vote for the repeal of legislation.

Our national policy requires us to vote, by internal conscience, for the minimisation of the international legal framework. Principally, we believe in the broad international monitoring framework instituted by the World Assembly - including, but not limited to, resolutions GA#18, GA#22 or GA#263.

However, we cannot vote for resolutions to extend the influence of this body into affecting internal policy, therefore we must vote for their repeal.

Respectfully,

Ambassador Maximillian Ashworth - First Marshal of International Affairs"
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Postby Araraukar » Tue May 03, 2016 10:31 am

Tinfect wrote:
Araraukar wrote:OOC: And in words? Haven't been able to watch Youtube for a while now, some update screwed things up.

OOC: That's odd. What browser are you on?

OOC: Firefox, Chrome and IE. I suspect the update that screwed things up was a Windows one (I've got Win7, and if memory serves, SP1 of it), because otherwise it wouldn't affect all the browsers. It's the same with most Flash videos and ads; I've gotten very good at stopping a page from finishing the loading of ads - even with AdBlocker, and I have it off on some sites that don't let me "buy" the ad-free option but which I'd still like to support, as well as the ones that forbid blocking ads in their rules.

Yet oddly enough I can play most Flash games, like those in ArmorGames.
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Pax In Terra
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Postby Pax In Terra » Tue May 03, 2016 6:12 pm

Are we seriously going to have a piece of legislation with a drink recipe in it? Wow....just wow.

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Postby Wallenburg » Tue May 03, 2016 9:08 pm

Wallenburgian Cabinet of War
Message from Representative Mikael Ogenbond

As I have expressed in response to the vote on the target of this repeal, "Law Enforcement Education" does not serve as an adequate approach toward policy concerning police services. The scope of the target hardly even qualifies as a matter of international importance, and even its author has publicly expressed support for striking it from the records. This repeal captures the basis for opposing the target as written, and does so very well.

Most clearly, however, the author demonstrates some impressive guts in appending the recipe for a particular citrus drink to this resolution. For many months, since before I even succeeded my predecessor as the Chief Representative of Wallenburg, the World Assembly has suffered under the weight of absolutely mediocre legislation by new, often overconfident delegations. Clearly, when these nations send their people, they aren't sending their best. They are sending ambassadors with a lot of problems. They are bringing illegalities, they are bringing terrible ideas. They are bad writers. And some, I assume, are good people.

This repeal sends a clear message that we will no longer tolerate such behavior. If nations want to introduce legislation, they have to do so legally. We will not allow for the chaos that amateur ambassadors have brought upon us. That is why, as of now, Chief Representative Mikael Ogenbond is calling for a temporary shutdown on all silly and illegal proposals, until we can figure out what is going on.

I support this resolution, and urge my colleagues to do so as well. It is classy and an overall outstanding piece of legislation. And it represents my hopes for the future of World Assembly law. Together, we can make legislation funny again!
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Postby Cybraxia » Tue May 03, 2016 9:16 pm

Repeal "Law Enforcement Education" was passed 12,955 votes to 6,190.


"Congratulations!"

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Postby The Greater Siriusian Domain » Tue May 03, 2016 10:12 pm

OOC: If you don't mind, there's a little thing I like to do whenever something major I've participated in succeeds (yes, I consider the passing of a recipe in a World Assembly proposal to be quite impressive, honestly).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUSo4WImxdU
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Postby Excidium Planetis » Tue May 03, 2016 10:38 pm

Wallenburg wrote:Clearly, when these nations send their people, they aren't sending their best. They are sending ambassadors with a lot of problems. They are bringing illegalities, they are bringing terrible ideas. They are bad writers. And some, I assume, are good people.

OOC:
I found this hilariously funny until I remembered what real life was like these days. Now I weep for the American people.

Cybraxia wrote:
Repeal "Law Enforcement Education" was passed 12,955 votes to 6,190.


"Congratulations!"

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"Huzzah, Huzzah!" Cornelia Schultz exclaims, hugging nearby ambassadors with glee. "We no longer have to fund nonexistent education programs for a private police force! In celebration, Orange Julius for everyone! Take that, Ricardo! 'Trainwreck' indeed..."

OOC:
On a side note, I have now managed to refer to the World Assembly as the Assembly of Worlds, cementing in the record my interpretation as a World Assembly being an assembly of worlds, much like a Student Body is a body of students, rather than the anthropocentric view of it being an assembly of the world. Of course, no one can ever be forced to accept that interpretation... but for those folks in the FT community who spurn the WA for being a silly organization on a single planet, I now have a resolution to throw at them.
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Postby Wallenburg » Tue May 03, 2016 10:42 pm

Excidium Planetis wrote:OOC:
I found this hilariously funny until I remembered what real life was like these days. Now I weep for the American people.

OOC: Well, we can always hope that the light at the end of the tunnel isn't the headlight of an oncoming train. :sigh:
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Araraukar » Wed May 04, 2016 5:56 am

Excidium Planetis wrote:OOC: On a side note, I have now managed to refer to the World Assembly as the Assembly of Worlds

OOC: Much as I like the "we're not on a single planet!" argument, I still think you should be lightly1 flogged for managing to slip that into a resolution text. If IA can hate titles that start with "On", I'm allowed to hate alternative wordings to "World Assembly". :P

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People's definitions of what counts as light flogging may vary, but I wouldn't want you to actually get hurt, so count that as a joking remark.
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Postby Bananaistan » Wed May 04, 2016 6:16 am

OOC: Ah come on. There's small text and then there's ridiculously small. Congrats to EP on this. It will help the argument to restart the WA now that we have an unrepealable recipe in international law.
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