Most of the room wrote:<toasting>
Steph raises her glass and then drinks. She remains silent, her brow furrowing almost imperceptibly.
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by Sierra Lyricalia » Fri Sep 02, 2016 10:43 am
Most of the room wrote:<toasting>
by Tahkranul » Fri Sep 02, 2016 12:47 pm
Sierra Lyricalia wrote:Most of the room wrote:<toasting>
Steph raises her glass and then drinks. She remains silent, her brow furrowing almost imperceptibly.
by Merni » Sat Sep 03, 2016 8:29 am
by States of Glory WA Office » Sat Sep 03, 2016 5:09 pm
Merni wrote:"To the idiots of the WA, without whom it would be a terribly boring place." he says, raising the mug.
by Merni » Tue Sep 06, 2016 3:27 am
by Araraukar » Tue Sep 06, 2016 5:52 am
Merni wrote:Ripon grits his teeth. "Thank you for the toast, Fairburn. Please do not call me Ambassador Whatshisname. In my country, mine is a perfectly acceptable name." he says, drinking the last of his Guinness.
Apologies for absences, non-COVID health issues leave me with very little energy at times.Giovenith wrote:And sorry hun, if you were looking for a forum site where nobody argued, you've come to wrong one.
by Herby » Tue Sep 06, 2016 6:33 am
Merni wrote:"To the idiots of the WA, without whom it would be a terribly boring place." he says, raising the mug.
Merni wrote:"Also, I just realise that I've been looking at the wrong draft of your resolution as well. Sorry about that. I assure you I'm literate."
He opens his briefcase, takes the top sheet out of the sheaf of papers and throws it in the bin.
"Oh, what the ****." he curses, realising he's thrown away the wrong document.
by Sierra Lyricalia » Tue Sep 06, 2016 2:36 pm
by States of Glory WA Office » Tue Sep 06, 2016 3:56 pm
Araraukar wrote:Merni wrote:Ripon grits his teeth. "Thank you for the toast, Fairburn. Please do not call me Ambassador Whatshisname. In my country, mine is a perfectly acceptable name." he says, drinking the last of his Guinness.
"If you want people to call you by your name, you ought to let them know what it is, mister Whatsyourname," Janis pointed out, amused.
by Tahkranul » Wed Sep 07, 2016 1:17 am
Sierra Lyricalia wrote:Tahkranul wrote:
Este leans in towards Steph a quietly asks from behind her glass, "What troubles you, darling?"
Steph raises an eyebrow at Este as one corner of her mouth tilts up in amusement. "Not bad. You a shrink in your former life? Or a barkeep?"
She takes a swig of beer and continues. "Just one o' those stupid, stupid, shitty things. My old ship, the Edward Abbey, was carrying out OSRI* on a tramp mining operation - basically just make sure everything's above-board, they're pulling the same elements they're filing in the live claim, not poaching someone else's rock, not smuggling anything..." Steph waves her hand dismissively. "Pretty routine, even if the target thinks it's gonna get away with smuggling at T-Zero*. Problem was, these yahoos couldn't find a qualified programmer to run their mining bots, so they winged it. Well, one of the inspection team got too close to one o' the bots, and it smelled the minerals in his suit, like they always do. But shitty code updates, bad kludgy hacking, dipshit search terms... no safety cutoffs or pattern recognition. Fuckin' bot cut right through the poor kid's helmet before anyone knew it was even on him."
Steph glowers.
"Fuckin' amateurs. I trained the kid on SOWS* and OCIWS* myself. Combat's one thing, but this fuckin' piddling avoidable shit..."
She sighs heavily, then drains her beverage.
"Friends not present, indeed. Here or anywhere else."*OOC:
Jargon more or less unavoidable in this narration, slight apologies.
T-Zero = Time of commencement of operation
OSRI = Operational Safety & Resource Inspection. Pronounced "OZ-ree"
SOWS = Squad Optical Weapons System i.e. an unwieldy but powerful laser rifle
OCIWS = Optical Close-In Weapons System i.e. ship defense lasers used to vaporize, ablatively divert, or incapacitate bullets, micrometeoroids, missiles, etc. Pronounced "OH-cues"
by Merni » Wed Sep 07, 2016 3:05 am
Merni wrote:Ambassador Sir Ripon Spers walks into the bar, tired out from debating the whole day. He holds his briefcase in his hand.
"A mug of Guinness please."
After taking a swig, he feels a bit better.
"To the idiots of the WA, without whom it would be a terribly boring place." he says, raising the mug.
Araraukar wrote:Merni wrote:Ripon grits his teeth. "Thank you for the toast, Fairburn. Please do not call me Ambassador Whatshisname. In my country, mine is a perfectly acceptable name." he says, drinking the last of his Guinness.
"If you want people to call you by your name, you ought to let them know what it is, mister Whatsyourname," Janis pointed out, amused. "I am Janis Leveret, by the way. Using my first name works best, but if you insist on last name, it's miss Leveret."
by Louisistan » Wed Sep 07, 2016 3:24 am
by Kilimantonian » Wed Sep 07, 2016 11:41 am
by Separatist Peoples » Wed Sep 07, 2016 11:48 am
Sierra Lyricalia wrote:Tahkranul wrote:
Este leans in towards Steph a quietly asks from behind her glass, "What troubles you, darling?"
Steph raises an eyebrow at Este as one corner of her mouth tilts up in amusement. "Not bad. You a shrink in your former life? Or a barkeep?"
She takes a swig of beer and continues. "Just one o' those stupid, stupid, shitty things. My old ship, the Edward Abbey, was carrying out OSRI* on a tramp mining operation - basically just make sure everything's above-board, they're pulling the same elements they're filing in the live claim, not poaching someone else's rock, not smuggling anything..." Steph waves her hand dismissively. "Pretty routine, even if the target thinks it's gonna get away with smuggling at T-Zero*. Problem was, these yahoos couldn't find a qualified programmer to run their mining bots, so they winged it. Well, one of the inspection team got too close to one o' the bots, and it smelled the minerals in his suit, like they always do. But shitty code updates, bad kludgy hacking, dipshit search terms... no safety cutoffs or pattern recognition. Fuckin' bot cut right through the poor kid's helmet before anyone knew it was even on him."
Steph glowers.
"Fuckin' amateurs. I trained the kid on SOWS* and OCIWS* myself. Combat's one thing, but this fuckin' piddling avoidable shit..."
She sighs heavily, then drains her beverage.
"Friends not present, indeed. Here or anywhere else."*OOC:
Jargon more or less unavoidable in this narration, slight apologies.
T-Zero = Time of commencement of operation
OSRI = Operational Safety & Resource Inspection. Pronounced "OZ-ree"
SOWS = Squad Optical Weapons System i.e. an unwieldy but powerful laser rifle
OCIWS = Optical Close-In Weapons System i.e. ship defense lasers used to vaporize, ablatively divert, or incapacitate bullets, micrometeoroids, missiles, etc. Pronounced "OH-cues"
by States of Glory WA Office » Wed Sep 07, 2016 3:37 pm
Kilimantonian wrote: "The regular, please, Neville
by Tahkranul » Wed Sep 07, 2016 4:27 pm
Separatist Peoples wrote:
Bell looks between the two morose women. "Well, I feel silly. Here I was lamenting my downed F/A-12, who lies rusting at the bottom of the sea."
by Sierra Lyricalia » Thu Sep 08, 2016 9:56 am
Tahkranul wrote:Separatist Peoples wrote:
Bell looks between the two morose women. "Well, I feel silly. Here I was lamenting my downed F/A-12, who lies rusting at the bottom of the sea."
Este laughs at this and quickly kisses Bell's cheek.
"That's to thank you, first for the sensitivity you showed in proposing the toast, and now for care and humor in trying to alleviate the mood before our spirits sink too low."
by Kilimantonian » Thu Sep 08, 2016 10:52 am
by Excidium Planetis » Thu Sep 08, 2016 10:54 am
Sierra Lyricalia wrote:"Hey, I've heard stick jockeys talkin' about their birds. And seen the hangar-side grab-ass, too. Sweetly caress the fuselage... fondle the ailerons... smack the engine cowling like you're slappin' ya girl's butt."
She pauses to take a whiff of the spirit in the glass, then solemnly says, "Very traumatic, I have no doubt."
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Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
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by Tinfect » Thu Sep 08, 2016 1:31 pm
Excidium Planetis wrote:"Were these aircraft, by any chance, sapient? Believe it or not, my nation has encountered aircraft with which such actions could be considered sexual harassment."
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by Herby » Wed Sep 14, 2016 6:51 am
Tinfect wrote:"Of course, this is why the Imperium ensures that our Artificial Intelligences are capable disassociation with their frames. It quite eases Maintenance procedures, if Technician's reports are to be believed."
by WA Kitty Kops » Wed Sep 14, 2016 10:11 am
Herby wrote:Tinfect wrote:"Of course, this is why the Imperium ensures that our Artificial Intelligences are capable disassociation with their frames. It quite eases Maintenance procedures, if Technician's reports are to be believed."
Pfffffffffffffffffffff. AI is so overrated these days. Wait. What?
NERVUN wrote:And my life flashed in front of my eyes while I did and I honestly expected my computer to explode after I entered the warning.
by Sierra Lyricalia » Wed Sep 14, 2016 10:18 am
Excidium Planetis wrote:"Were these aircraft, by any chance, sapient? Believe it or not, my nation has encountered aircraft with which such actions could be considered sexual harassment."
Tinfect wrote:Markhov, who had taken to quietly listening in on various conversations, having run out of reading material, interjects at that,
"Of course, this is why the Imperium ensures that our Artificial Intelligences are capable disassociation with their frames. It quite eases Maintenance procedures, if Technician's reports are to be believed."
by Herby » Wed Sep 14, 2016 12:32 pm
WA Kitty Kops wrote:"It's fancy speak for you knowing you's you even if you wasn't in your body, and being able to be without being in your body," he explained.
"Like when you's dreaming. Do you dream, Rumbly Car?"
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