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Posted: **Sun Aug 28, 2016 4:06 pm**

The Eternal Kawaii wrote:
States of Glory WA Office wrote:Neville: (looks at yukata) Um...how do I use this thing?

The old Kawaiian nun just smiled and draped the cloth over Neville's shoulders, saying, "Just wrap it around yourself. A man of your station here should have a care for modesty; you don't want to set a bad example for the patrons, do you?"

Neville: OK, this'll take a minute. (goes outside, then comes inside wearing a yukata while holding his wet clothes) Actually, I think this suits me. Do you have any slippers I can borrow? I don't want to catch athlete's foot. Where is Rowan, by the way? The Freedom of Religion draft hasn't been submitted.

Rowan: (snores)

Neville: He must be sleeping off a bad trip. (sighs) I've read the debate transcripts as well. Would I be right in saying that he has supported viewpoints which run contrary to our nation's official position?

Posted: **Mon Aug 29, 2016 12:36 am**

Separatist Peoples wrote:Bell rubs the bridge of his nose, "You can see where the jackass was going with this. So, I bared it all. After he was done vomiting on other ambassadors at the concept of a member of his own gender's member, he resigned. It was, on the whole, worth the loss of my modesty to protect the world from that kind of obscene thinking."

"I don't think you had any modesty to begin with, Ben," Janis said in an amused tone of voice. "But yes, nudity, or at least partial nudity, isn't anything new or terribly horrifying in the Bar. Not that nudity is a big deal on its own anyway," she added. "At least not in Araraukar."

Morteuphoria wrote:As far as transsexuals

Posted: **Mon Aug 29, 2016 4:42 am**

Regardless, would they not be lacking the ability to produce offspring, i.e. workers, assuming they have physically aligned themselves with how they "emotionally and psychologically" feel (https://www.google.com/#q=define+transsexual)? Assuming we'd permit such a thing. But the point remains that they cannot reproduce naturally, no? I suppose that is not a natural characteristic of a transsexual if they have not had any hormone treatment or surgery, but if they have, I believe I am correct that they would not be able to naturally produce workers with a partner. Or am I missing something?

Posted: **Mon Aug 29, 2016 11:24 am**

Morteuphoria wrote:*snip*

Posted: **Mon Aug 29, 2016 11:59 am**

Posted: **Mon Aug 29, 2016 12:47 pm**

Morteuphoria wrote:OOC: I was responding to

Posted: **Mon Aug 29, 2016 7:05 pm**

Neville: In light of Ambassador Souldream's slacking and total incompetence, a vote of no confidence has resulted in him being dismissed. I'm just about to get the results for who has become the new Ambassador. (checks mobile phone) Oh. Oh, no. Please, no.

Fairburn: (bursts into the Bar) What did I tell you? A fortnight, give or take a day! I'm back, baby!

Neville: How were you even eligible?

Fairburn: There are admittedly three conditions to my re-appointment: I can't threaten other Ambassadors, I can't insult them without due cause and I have to make positive comments once in a while. Apart from that, I've basically got a carte blanche.

Neville: What did you do while you were away for those two weeks?

Fairburn: Wait, it was only two weeks? That anger management course was over suspiciously quickly...I think that I may have been scammed. Anyway, I climbed mountains, camped in rainforests and hung out at the local baths. I haven't felt this alive since my military days. What have you been up to?

Neville: (points to his yukata)

Fairburn: Ah, yes, the Excidians defenestrated you, didn't they? It was a shame that I wasn't here to witness it myself, or perhaps carry it out myself. Anyway, where is that hippy? I want to catapult him out of here.

Neville: That won't be necessary. He has been sufficiently reprimanded for his...activities.

Fairburn: In that case, I propose a toast to the Excidians. Let us raise our glasses!

Neville: (keeps his glass on the table)

OOC: Fairburn just happened to return on my 200th post. How many more until I become a part of Bitely's WA Elite?

Posted: **Mon Aug 29, 2016 8:35 pm**

States of Glory WA Office wrote:OOC: Fairburn just happened to return on my 200th post. How many more until I become a part of Bitely's WA Elite?

OOC:
That reminds me, next meeting's in 2200 hours, you'll know where to be, just follow the Gnomes.

Posted: **Mon Aug 29, 2016 9:33 pm**

States of Glory WA Office wrote:OOC: Fairburn just happened to return on my 200th post. How many more until I become a part of Bitely's WA Elite?

You have to pass a resolution to be part of Bitely's WA elite, I think. Either that or be one of "the guys who run the WA".

Posted: **Mon Aug 29, 2016 10:57 pm**

Araraukar wrote:"If you think that is weird, wait until you meet the talking plants," Janis remarked while waiting for Gerald's answer. "As for your status as a living person, most of those people whose records show any sign of you, have you as having died. Don't worry, we get some zombies here from time to time, your kind is as welcome here as any other."

Columbo gives Janis a confused, concerned look. Staring at her, he gently says, "Thank you, ma'am. I, um, I'll try to keep that in mind."

OOC: Now I may need some counceling after imagining a zombie Columbo... Huge fan of the series/movies when I was a kid, by the way.

OOC:

Wallenburg wrote:Officer Lapsis stands and turns to Columbo, "And, you, sir, I'd appreciate if you would help me solve this case. I know a policeman when I see one, and you certainly have contributed to our investigation."

The lieutenant raises his eyebrows in surprise. "Oh really? You would?" he asks. "Well then, I'd be happy to tag along. I don't have anything better to do here, anyway. So, uh, you're talking to those people around there?" Columbo points to the Wallenburgians. "Getting alibis and all?"

Posted: **Tue Aug 30, 2016 4:18 pm**

Excidium Planetis wrote:
States of Glory WA Office wrote:OOC: Fairburn just happened to return on my 200th post. How many more until I become a part of Bitely's WA Elite?

You have to pass a resolution to be part of Bitely's WA elite, I think. Either that or be one of "the guys who run the WA".

OOC: Bitely has passed a resolution, though.

Posted: **Tue Aug 30, 2016 4:29 pm**

States of Glory WA Office wrote:
Excidium Planetis wrote:You have to pass a resolution to be part of Bitely's WA elite, I think. Either that or be one of "the guys who run the WA".

OOC: Bitely has passed a resolution, though.

OOC: It isn't elitism if he does it.

Posted: **Tue Aug 30, 2016 11:11 pm**

Lieutenant Columbo wrote:The lieutenant raises his eyebrows in surprise. "Oh really? You would?" he asks. "Well then, I'd be happy to tag along. I don't have anything better to do here, anyway. So, uh, you're talking to those people around there?" Columbo points to the Wallenburgians. "Getting alibis and all?"

"Indeed I am," replies Lapsis. "It'll take a while, but I may as well do it now, while most of the delegation is still in the same place. Now, I've already taken Mr. Ottman's testimony, and I'm quite certain we can spare him the pain of further questioning. How about this young lady here?"

The officer gestures to one of the aides and makes his way to her. "Hello, ma'am, I'm Officer Kenneth Lapsis of the United Wallenburgian Security Service. May I sit down?"

"Why yes, of course," she says, waving her hand to a pair of empty seats. "I imagine this is about Erwin? You said that he was murdered, right? I can't understand why someone, anyone would do such a thing. He was a kind guy."

"Yes, I understand that. I'm very sorry for you and the rest of the delegation. Ma'am, would you tell me your name and your role in the delegation?"

She nods. "Certainly. My name is Stacy Keele, and I am a general secretary for the delegation. I serve as a member of the Wallenburgian Office of Compliance and Investigation, and as the chief archivist for the offices." She looks at Columbo. "And who might this strange man be?"

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2016 12:42 am**

States of Glory WA Office wrote:
Excidium Planetis wrote:You have to pass a resolution to be part of Bitely's WA elite, I think. Either that or be one of "the guys who run the WA".

OOC: Bitely has passed a resolution, though.

That's the irony. Bitely is part of the top .1% of nations that has passed at least 1 resolution. Bitely is part of the WA Elite.

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2016 5:11 am**

Araraukar wrote:
Separatist Peoples wrote:Bell rubs the bridge of his nose, "You can see where the jackass was going with this. So, I bared it all. After he was done vomiting on other ambassadors at the concept of a member of his own gender's member, he resigned. It was, on the whole, worth the loss of my modesty to protect the world from that kind of obscene thinking."

"I don't think you had any modesty to begin with, Ben," Janis said in an amused tone of voice. "But yes, nudity, or at least partial nudity, isn't anything new or terribly horrifying in the Bar. Not that nudity is a big deal on its own anyway," she added. "At least not in Araraukar."

"The C.D.S.P. left behind a number of moralistic social mores, so we tend to be a bit more liberated in regards to sex and the human body. That isn't to say that we have no modesty, but we as Separatists, and I as a man, try not to fall into the trap of being ashamed of my sexuality or my body. Its hard to imagine those who do."

Tahkranul wrote:The grin slides right off Este's face and she goes quiet for a moment.
"It's everywhere, isn't it? That nonsense. The Empire -- former empire -- punished homs with death. To the point a lot of constables would just shoot you to save themselves the time of arresting you. Being bi, I could get by alright, but that wasn't an option for some. Lost a lot of friends. Almost lost more."
She inhales sharply and seems to snap herself out of her reverie.
"But together we persevered, we overcame, and when we established our own democratic nation atop the ashes of the old, we made damn sure to throw that hateful nonsense out and constitutionally protect the rights of not just our workers and our homs, but also the Nomadic Tribes, and the other two sapient races that live within our borders. At long last, we can proudly stand before our Ancestors a liberated people!"
Este hoists her martini glass and downs a hearty drink from it, brushes her blue hair back from her protruding grey eyes, and grins sheepishly.
"I, uh, seem to have gotten a bit carried away there. Apologies."

Bell raises his glass. "To friends not present, then."

Posted: **Thu Sep 01, 2016 2:37 pm**

Separatist Peoples wrote:
Bell raises his glass. "To friends not present, then."

"To friends not present."

Posted: **Thu Sep 01, 2016 2:55 pm**

Tahkranul wrote:
Separatist Peoples wrote:Bell raises his glass. "To friends not present, then."

"To friends not present."

Parsons: To friends not present.

Posted: **Thu Sep 01, 2016 2:59 pm**

Imperium Anglorum wrote:
Tahkranul wrote:"To friends not present."

Parsons: To friends not present.

Gerald nods solemnly. "Indeed. To friends not present."

Posted: **Thu Sep 01, 2016 5:37 pm**

Wallenburg wrote:
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Parsons: To friends not present.

Gerald nods solemnly. "Indeed. To friends not present."

Neville: To friends not present.

Fairburn: Not to interrupt the festivities...

Neville: Here it comes...

Fairburn: ...but what kind of "friends" decide not to be present?

Neville: I'll explain it on the way to WAHQ.

Posted: **Thu Sep 01, 2016 5:43 pm**

States of Glory WA Office wrote:Fairburn: ...but what kind of "friends" decide not to be present?

Schultz answers solemnly "The ones that fall mysteriously ill and then get abducted by hooded strangers from their own nation, while livestreaming to the debate chamber, never to be seen again."

She then downs a hard cream soda.

Posted: **Thu Sep 01, 2016 5:49 pm**

"How cheery." Furettium said from his place at the bar.

Posted: **Thu Sep 01, 2016 5:58 pm**

Excidium Planetis wrote:
States of Glory WA Office wrote:Fairburn: ...but what kind of "friends" decide not to be present?

Schultz answers solemnly "The ones that fall mysteriously ill and then get abducted by hooded strangers from their own nation, while livestreaming to the debate chamber, never to be seen again."

She then downs a hard cream soda.

Fairburn: That makes sense. To friends not present, I guess.

Neville: You just couldn't let me do the explaining, could you? You better hope that thunder catches a pretty penny on the black market.

Fairburn: Oh, stop your whining.

Posted: **Thu Sep 01, 2016 6:07 pm**

States of Glory WA Office wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:Gerald nods solemnly. "Indeed. To friends not present."

Fairburn: ...but what kind of "friends" decide not to be present?

Parsons: There's a war on. How could you possibly be so insensitive?

Posted: **Fri Sep 02, 2016 8:45 am**

Wallenburg wrote:Where's a well-endowed German when you need her, eh Herby?

Separatist Peoples wrote:Bell raises his glass. "To friends not present, then."

Tahkranul wrote:"To friends not present."

Imperium Anglorum wrote:Parsons: To friends not present.

Wallenburg wrote:Gerald nods solemnly. "Indeed. To friends not present."

States of Glory WA Office wrote:Neville: To friends not present.

Ehhhh. To friends and drunk slutty German girls not present. L'chaim!

Posted: **Fri Sep 02, 2016 10:39 am**

"To friends, both present and absent," Janis said, joining the toast with what was left of medicinal cocoa.

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