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by Silverakia » Tue Aug 23, 2016 4:46 pm
by Lieutenant Columbo » Tue Aug 23, 2016 6:03 pm
Herby wrote:Heh. Heh heh heh. That's awesome man wait wait wait WHAT? Eh. Okay so ehhhh apparently it says here that you died five years ago. Damn that's bit o' bad luck, ain't it? So ehhhh what was dyin' like, bub?
by Excidium Planetis » Tue Aug 23, 2016 10:41 pm
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Excidium Planetis wrote:Unless otherwise stated, all Excidians speak English and will only understand English and Loglan. The standard explanation for why they can converse with others is
1) those others do actually have universal translators
2) those others are speaking English or Loglan
If neither of these is the case for your (general you, not Wallenburg obviously) delegation, please notify me immediately and I will begin RPing a lack of communication immediately.
On an OOC note, all of my characters speak Latin.
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.
by Araraukar » Wed Aug 24, 2016 1:59 am
Lieutenant Columbo wrote:Columbo blinks slowly, then puts his left hand to his head. "Oh...oh this is weird. This is nuts!" He points to Herby and exclaims, "A talking car! A real talking car! Like in a cartoon or something! Whoa, that's just amazing! So wait, what did you say about me dying? I mean, I know these cigars aren't all that good for me--I always say I should quit, you know--but I'm doing all right. I'm a pretty healthy man."
Excidium Planetis wrote:So, basically Parsons and North been calling my nation Fall of Planets this whole time?
Apologies for absences, non-COVID health issues leave me with very little energy at times.Giovenith wrote:And sorry hun, if you were looking for a forum site where nobody argued, you've come to wrong one.
by Imperium Anglorum » Wed Aug 24, 2016 4:00 am
by Wallenburg » Wed Aug 24, 2016 10:13 am
Araraukar wrote:Spotting the tall Wallenburgian, Janis grabbed her drink and made her way to Gerald. "Hey there," she said, "I wanted to thank you for looking after my cat. I thought about getting you a souvenier, but wasn't sure what to get you, so instead," setting her cup of cocoa down, Janis pulled a thick envelope from her satchel, "I brought you back a lot of photos. I had them print them out, because of the technical difficulties of getting them to you otherwise. They're pictures of Araraukarian wilderness landscapes and animals."
She held out the envelope, and only then it registered to her that something was off.
"Uh, did something worse than a civil war happen while I was gone?"
by Herby » Wed Aug 24, 2016 10:18 am
Lieutenant Columbo wrote:Columbo blinks slowly, then puts his left hand to his head. "Oh...oh this is weird. This is nuts!" He points to Herby and exclaims, "A talking car! A real talking car! Like in a cartoon or something! Whoa, that's just amazing! So wait, what did you say about me dying? I mean, I know these cigars aren't all that good for me--I always say I should quit, you know--but I'm doing all right. I'm a pretty healthy man."
Wallenburg wrote:Lapsis sighs and turns to Gerald. "I'm afraid, sir, that it means Mr. Kimering was murdered."
by Araraukar » Wed Aug 24, 2016 12:08 pm
Imperium Anglorum wrote:OOC: Well, more like the Destruction of Planets. Though, anything written in Latin in real life are treated as if they were Ancient Greek or Etruscan.
Wallenburg wrote:*snip*
Apologies for absences, non-COVID health issues leave me with very little energy at times.Giovenith wrote:And sorry hun, if you were looking for a forum site where nobody argued, you've come to wrong one.
by Tahkranul » Fri Aug 26, 2016 1:56 pm
by Wallenburg » Fri Aug 26, 2016 5:01 pm
Herby wrote:Herby activates his radio and his external speakers to play three seconds of an ominous "DUN DUN DUUUUUUN" sound effect.
by States of Glory WA Office » Fri Aug 26, 2016 5:49 pm
by The Eternal Kawaii » Sat Aug 27, 2016 4:26 pm
States of Glory WA Office wrote:(Neville enters the Bar, still wet from the Reflecting Pool)
Neville: It turns out that there are no launderettes near here and my office isn't equipped with a washing machine. This has rather...(puts on shades)...dampened my enthusiasm.
(takes off shades) I do apologise for that. Anyway, I'll be leaving my clothes on the radiator. That does mean that I'll be naked, but before you panic, I do have a sleeping bag I can bunk in. I'll just drift off until my clothes get dry, if you guys don't mind. Before I do so, any news?
by States of Glory WA Office » Sat Aug 27, 2016 5:09 pm
The Eternal Kawaii wrote:States of Glory WA Office wrote:(Neville enters the Bar, still wet from the Reflecting Pool)
Neville: It turns out that there are no launderettes near here and my office isn't equipped with a washing machine. This has rather...(puts on shades)...dampened my enthusiasm.
(takes off shades) I do apologise for that. Anyway, I'll be leaving my clothes on the radiator. That does mean that I'll be naked, but before you panic, I do have a sleeping bag I can bunk in. I'll just drift off until my clothes get dry, if you guys don't mind. Before I do so, any news?
The old Kawaiian nekomusume looked up from her religious-trinkets-sales-table in horrified shock. "None of THAT, young man!" she said sternly to Neville, going over to the bar with a spare tablecloth for the Barlord to use as a makeshift yukata.
by The Eternal Kawaii » Sat Aug 27, 2016 6:45 pm
States of Glory WA Office wrote:The Eternal Kawaii wrote:
The old Kawaiian nekomusume looked up from her religious-trinkets-sales-table in horrified shock. "None of THAT, young man!" she said sternly to Neville, going over to the bar with a spare tablecloth for the Barlord to use as a makeshift yukata.
Neville: (looks at yukata) Um...how do I use this thing?
by Tahkranul » Sat Aug 27, 2016 9:11 pm
The Eternal Kawaii wrote:States of Glory WA Office wrote:Neville: (looks at yukata) Um...how do I use this thing?
The old Kawaiian nun just smiled and draped the cloth over Neville's shoulders, saying, "Just wrap it around yourself. A man of your station here should have a care for modesty; you don't want to set a bad example for the patrons, do you?"
by Wallenburg » Sat Aug 27, 2016 10:13 pm
Tahkranul wrote:The Eternal Kawaii wrote:
The old Kawaiian nun just smiled and draped the cloth over Neville's shoulders, saying, "Just wrap it around yourself. A man of your station here should have a care for modesty; you don't want to set a bad example for the patrons, do you?"
"Modesty in a bar?" Este chuckles over her martini. "What a novel concept."
by Silverakia » Sun Aug 28, 2016 9:04 am
Tahkranul wrote:The Eternal Kawaii wrote:
The old Kawaiian nun just smiled and draped the cloth over Neville's shoulders, saying, "Just wrap it around yourself. A man of your station here should have a care for modesty; you don't want to set a bad example for the patrons, do you?"
"Modesty in a bar?" Este chuckles over her martini. "What a novel concept."
by Separatist Peoples » Sun Aug 28, 2016 9:08 am
Tahkranul wrote:The Eternal Kawaii wrote:
The old Kawaiian nun just smiled and draped the cloth over Neville's shoulders, saying, "Just wrap it around yourself. A man of your station here should have a care for modesty; you don't want to set a bad example for the patrons, do you?"
"Modesty in a bar?" Este chuckles over her martini. "What a novel concept."
by Excidium Planetis » Sun Aug 28, 2016 9:26 am
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.
by Separatist Peoples » Sun Aug 28, 2016 9:32 am
Excidium Planetis wrote:Separatist Peoples wrote:"Hardly the first time somebody's been naked in the bar, certainly. It's rapidly becoming a tradition. Even happens in the debate hall occasionally."
"I don't believe I have had the displeasure of witnessing that. I did threaten to go topless in the debate hall, once." Schultz remarks.
"No, wait..." She makes a disgusted face. "Santos once did some nude ritual thing. I did, unfortunately, see that."
by Tahkranul » Sun Aug 28, 2016 10:31 am
Excidium Planetis wrote:
"I don't believe I have had the displeasure of witnessing that. I did threaten to go topless in the debate hall, once." Schultz remarks.
Separatist Peoples wrote:
"I did it once, to twit the ambassador from New Molsona, who was trying to draft an appalling bit of legislation that would have made guns legal in all jurisdictions, but not to homosexuals."
Bell rubs the bridge of his nose, "You can see where the jackass was going with this. So, I bared it all. After he was done vomiting on other ambassadors at the concept of a member of his own gender's member, he resigned. It was, on the whole, worth the loss of my modesty to protect the world from that kind of obscene thinking."
by Excidium Planetis » Sun Aug 28, 2016 12:48 pm
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.
by Morteuphoria » Sun Aug 28, 2016 1:50 pm
by Morteuphoria » Sun Aug 28, 2016 1:53 pm
Excidium Planetis wrote:Tahkranul wrote:
Este grins at that. "Dear, are you sure that would've been a threat, rather than a treat?"
"Perhaps. The Ambassador I threatened did say he was fine with it, after advocating a gender less law code as a solution to transsexuals, which he said various things about that it would be quite impolite to repeat."
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