New Vancouvia wrote:Washington Washington turns and looks back at Man With a Gun, locking eyes with his foe. For a brief moment Man With a Gun takes pity on Washington Washington, understanding finally what it means to be a WA representative.
"How many votes does this man have," demands Man With a Gun.
"Six... six votes," says Washington Washington.
"Send him a gift basket. And with some of those good chocolates, too," says Man With a Gun, re-pointing the gun at the back of Washington's head.
"Okay, but it's coming out of your wallet," says Washington Washington.
"That's fair."
"Ambassador, that is quite insulting, and not just because of the misgendering. My nation may not be an earthshaker in these halls, but I can still put forward valid questions. Patronizing us with some gift basket is hardly diplomatic."
New Vancouvia wrote:"That's right," says Man With a Gun, "and to answer your question, requiring international companies to meet certain standards of quality and requiring external auditing enables investors to experience less risk with investing. A more knowledgeable marketplace means a more active and wealthier marketplace. There are real financial gains when a seller is able to trust that the quality of the product (or company's stock) is accurately depicted."
"Yes, but is it not in the company's best interest to provide that information accurately and promptly, so that it maintains a healthy body of investors?"
Wrapper wrote:Oh good gracious, the Wallenburgian is a woman? Wad Ahume! Why am I the last to know of such developments? I could swear Helen was a man in a dress. With, erm, breasts. And a nice scent, what is that, Helen? It's so appealing to my masculinity.
OOC: Oh, God, Wrapper...