Right. Or how do you know one of the belligerents wouldn't pass off their supplies as humanitarian aid? Warfare is all about deception.
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by Shaktirajya » Tue Mar 03, 2015 12:31 pm
by Separatist Peoples » Tue Mar 03, 2015 12:36 pm
by Bubba Reb » Tue Mar 03, 2015 4:26 pm
"You can shoot back. You just have to pay compensation to the state for damages incurred. A fair compromise."
by Paleocacher » Tue Mar 03, 2015 4:45 pm
by Separatist Peoples » Tue Mar 03, 2015 4:47 pm
Bubba Reb wrote:"You can shoot back. You just have to pay compensation to the state for damages incurred. A fair compromise."
So lemme get this straight.....
Say you done been been hit with a big ol sucker punch by a buncha scumbag terrorists. They done took your country through the ringer and whupped ya good. You holler out fer help, sayin "hayulp hayulp, they done whupped me good an they done took my pet poodle and is cuttin his danglies off! Hayulp hayulp!"
Then say I send my guys an gals in to rescue you, an yer pooch. But whuuup! They done holed up in yer buildin wid all yer art and priceless historical doohickies. Theys a'torturin yer poor little ol mutt, an he aint long for this world.
They fixin ta launch a hit on yer palace an steal yer favorite gal next.
So me an my troops HALO in around midnight, suround em, and call in an airstrike to take out their senior military strategists, and a whole dang passel o their top men. But we also blow yer precious little paint-by-numbers and playdough sculptures to smithereens along with the buildin they's in.
We whoop em back to the rock they crawled out from under then stomp that rock to dust and hand you your country back, protect yer fav gals dignity, and give you your precious pooches puppies to boot.
You tellin me that you gonna then expect us to pay you for yer missin ancient colorin books?
If you was to do that well.... Id begin to get the impression that you aint all that gratefull.
I'd also tell you ta shove yer artifacts, the bill for em, and your laws up yer rear end with a splintered broomstick.
Now doncha see how such a law would be sillier than boobs on a warthog!?
by Bubba Reb » Tue Mar 03, 2015 4:49 pm
Drewlantis wrote:Bubba Reb wrote:Well excuuuuse me Dr. Arrogant. Mayhaps you could work on yer readin comprehension so's you'd see where I said "maybe somebody already said somthin bout this".
There's a resolution. Good fer you. You win the "if it rained I'd drown" award fer bein so proud o yerself you got yer nostrils firmly shoved up in the stratosphere.
Maybe if ya werent so full o yerself you'd have have said they is sombody workin on that an put one o them link doohickies up so's we could go put eyes on it.
But naw, youd rather sound all snooty wit yer "try again" nonsense.
Heh heh... some o these goofytard, high falootin, fancy pants, "civilised" folks shore do sound silly when they git their panties in a bunch.
"Yet another case of fighting fire with fire.." Ambassador Burgenheimer looks at the representative from Bubba Reb cautiously and nods to several soldiers from the Praetorian Guard to step in closer to the Ambassador. "I can understand disagreement gentlemen, but let's not stoop to name calling or baiting please."
by Bubba Reb » Tue Mar 03, 2015 5:14 pm
“If you cannot be bothered to read through the debate transcript, I don’t see why anybody should bother to read through your responses. Being arrogant doesn’t absolve me of being correct, though I struggle to see how my response was arrogant. Snarky, perhaps, but not arrogant.”
by Separatist Peoples » Tue Mar 03, 2015 5:16 pm
Bubba Reb wrote:“If you cannot be bothered to read through the debate transcript, I don’t see why anybody should bother to read through your responses. Being arrogant doesn’t absolve me of being correct, though I struggle to see how my response was arrogant. Snarky, perhaps, but not arrogant.”
I am readin back through em here mr tight britches. But that takes time, and since this things bein voted on time is limited and a quiclk glance didnt reveal where anybody brought it up.
So I did. Now git yer panties out of a bunch over it and lets talk about the issue, reckon?
by Jean Pierre Trudeau » Tue Mar 03, 2015 8:11 pm
Separatist Peoples wrote:Bubba Reb wrote:
I am readin back through em here mr tight britches. But that takes time, and since this things bein voted on time is limited and a quiclk glance didnt reveal where anybody brought it up.
So I did. Now git yer panties out of a bunch over it and lets talk about the issue, reckon?
"I addressed your most recent points, ambassador."
by Bubba Reb » Tue Mar 03, 2015 10:53 pm
"If, by some mind-astoundingly minuscule chance that your scenario were to happen, yes. Because there are alternative ways to clear out a proverbial machinegun nest than hurling firebombs into it, and the cultural treasures are, by definition, valuable and irreplaceable.
"If you are intervening internationally and cannot limit your collateral, you ought retrain your troops. Accidents happen, and courts and diplomats are willing to accept that. If a stray round pierces the Mona Larry under that exact scenario, many, if not most, nations would either look the other way or agree to subtract the repairs out of whatever repayment scheme your nation charges for this sort of action. If you rolled a tank over the National Art Gallery, why shouldn't you pay? It's centuries of research and cultural heritage down the tubes. Maybe you'd have an easier time of it if you replaced "coloring books" with "The Original Bubba Reb flag sewn by General Billie Ray's babymama, or, say, the original United States Constitution."
by Separatist Peoples » Wed Mar 04, 2015 6:08 am
Bubba Reb wrote:Yeah.... alternative ways..... look, if your nation was on the verge of collapse, your defenses and troops defeated, and you was so desperate for help that youd forget to steriotype and be biased against ol Bubba Reb and my fighters, and accept our help regardless of how we talk, you wouldnt give a rats rear end about alternatives. Youd just be wantin to survive.
And if things was that bad, and we could whipe out the snake by cuttin of all its heads, thereby savin your hide and givin your loved ones and your country back to ya, THAT would be the only "alternative". Your life, your people, and sure as shootin my people are far more valuable than artifacts when it gits down to the wire.
Heh heh. I wondered if youd play that card. I was hopin you was above that, but naw, your colors startin ta show a bit.
But I reckon I did ask fer it, callin your favoeite paintins "colorin books" and such. Heh heh heh.
And you right, wanton damage absolutely should be avoided. Unnecesary destruction should have consequences.
If we dont learn from our past, we definitely gunna repeat it.those things should be preserved at great cost.
GREAT cost...... but not ALL cost.
I tell ya what though, if your life depended on it, I might would be very tempted to hesitate to save your hide if you value your precious art above your ability to keep suckin air.
You are willin ta ignore the point that sometimes there just aint no acceptable alternative, and crap has to get broke in order to stop the bad guys. You are willin to ignore that the wording needs to be redone to allow for that fact.
An thats my whole point about the flaw in this thing and why it should fail so it can be corrected.
If you are so bullheaded that you refuse to admit that, then you aint worthy of the respect your office deserves.
So are you gonna continue this head in the sand blind support of an imperfect document just cause you dont want to admit the redneck is right? Or are you openminded enough to see past an illinformed perception and your dislike of a blunt talkin country boy and do the right thing?
For: 10,126. Against: 3,000
by Drewlantis » Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:20 am
Bubba Reb wrote:Drew, if that ol boy aint man enough ta be able ta handle bein called a name or two, then one, he needs to grow a pair, and two, he shouldnt be walkin around with his ego on his sleeve tellin people to "try agin" with such attitude that he's drippin arogance out that hoity toity nose of his.
And look Jack, I aint no ambassador. I am Bubba Reb. Dictator of the dictatorship of Bubba Reb.
If I got somthin ta say, I got the gonads to say it like a man and not send some lackey ta do it fer me. Savvy?
Jest like you, you is here yo'self. You got the intestinal fortitude ta speak fer ya ownself.
But I can tell ya this, you can call yer dogs off. If they bite, I bite them. And I promise, I bite harder.
***turns to the guards and winks*** ......I might have rabies too boys. ***grin***
Now look here. I come here in peace to talk peace among respectable fellers.... an gals if theys any here.
But I aint got much patience fer arrogant blowhards, and in case you aint picked up on it yet, I calls em like I see's em.
Thats better than a two faced fraud who hides behind false politeness and speaks out both sides of his moth, sayin what he thinks tou want to hear.... all in the pretense of "civility" ... anyday!
Now I hope they aint none of them kind of raskals here, but I aint met all of ya yet so..... we'll see I reckon.
Minister of the Department of Diplomacy, Ambassador to the WA, Advisor Second Class to Emperor Imperator Andrew Lake the First.
by Drewlantis » Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:31 am
Minister of the Department of Diplomacy, Ambassador to the WA, Advisor Second Class to Emperor Imperator Andrew Lake the First.
by Separatist Peoples » Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:58 am
Drewlantis wrote:"Also, yes, my nation is by certain measures, immoral. The Emperor cares for his people though, he just maintains absolute control and power. It's part of the heritage of the Empire, that when the Aristocracy and the Popular Government revolted, the Emperor destroyed them. They were truly despicable and atrocious. But the people were so used to tyranny, that it became part of their culture. They simply don't know how to function on their own. They are activists, but activists in the wrong way. They advance horrendous practices and they are somewhat barbaric in nature, even though they are highly sophisticated and cultured. It is a weird blend and doubly dangerous.
Taking artifacts, taking resources, doing it through taxation rather than outright stealing, that is how legitimacy is introduced into the system. Before you pass judgement on the immorality of the Empire, just know that all is being done to try to raise this nation in an appropriate way from the ashes of several wars."
by Asynto » Wed Mar 04, 2015 10:47 am
Separatist Peoples wrote:Noting the necessity of military conflict and the violence and destruction that often follows; [/box]
Separatist Peoples wrote: 2. Wartime looting shall be determined by the nature of the goods being seized; seizure of essential supplies, such as food, water, or medical supplies not distributed as humanitarian aid, and material essential for immediate military operations, shall not be considered wartime looting, provided the owners are left sufficient supplies for their own needs. [/box]
Separatist Peoples wrote: 3. Essential supplies seized from non-government entities by military forces shall be replaced or compensated for as soon as possible by the nation responsible for the seizure. [/box]
Separatist Peoples wrote: 6. Member states shall consider actions deliberately contrary to these provisions to be wartime looting, and therefore a war crime, and shall take all necessary steps to prevent it within their jurisdiction. [/box]
Separatist Peoples wrote: 1. Wartime pillage shall be defined as the intentional use of violence against civilians and their property by a military force, except where rendered, in the strictest sense, an absolute necessity by military strategy.[/box]
Separatist Peoples wrote: 4. The use of violence against civilian persons or property for the purposes of coercion or reprisal shall never be considered a military necessity by member states.[/box]
by Separatist Peoples » Wed Mar 04, 2015 11:27 am
Asynto wrote:My nation does not note this. While we agree with the thrust of the resolution, we could no more declare war necessary than we could invent a language for aardvarks.
This proposal such as it is does not provide guidelines for determining what sufficient supplies is defined to be, and so can be safely ignored. This is unacceptable.
If wartime looting is committed, there is no provision here for the compensation of the victims here, like there is with essential supplies. In addition, there is no system established here to enable the injured party to demand compensation, which must be an international body in order to prevent abuses of military power from preventing the valid claims of the victims from being heard and fulfilled. That would require a fund, also not established by this measure.
Perhaps this is a failure by my translators, but the phrase "deliberately contrary" seems to indicate that a nation must be intentionally contrary to this particular provision in order for their act to be considered a war crime, and this seems to open all kinds of arguments about whether rules were intentionally broken or inadvertently broken, which can have the same results for victims without punishment for the perpetrator.
Foolish, as absolute necessity is not defined in this context, to consider anything here in the strictest sense.
Close, but no where near the general definition that we require.
by Bubba Reb » Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:46 pm
by Jean Pierre Trudeau » Wed Mar 04, 2015 1:06 pm
Bubba Reb wrote:I got a mule out back that wears a titanium helmet and has concrete for brains, and you is more hard headed than that mule ever dreamed of bein.
I done told yall I aint no ambassador fer nobody. I aint representin no region. I aint speakin for nobody but Bubba Reb and my country.
You so hardheaded that you refuse to see anything but your own view on this. I dont really see much point in chewin over it wid ya cause its like tryin to debate with a petrified stump.
You got yer virtues, an you might be a decent feller under all the pretense and polish, but you one more goofy raskal if you value an object over a human life.
I dont give a rats rear end what culture someones from, there a8nt no excuse for bein so twisted that a piece of canvas with paint smeared on it is worth you and yer families lives.
by New gillingham » Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:09 pm
by Separatist Peoples » Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:14 pm
New gillingham wrote:I believe what you take from another nation during time of conflict is now rightfully yours as of that point you have claimed ownership, so to me this resolution is just a bit pointless!
I mean why would give back half a nation wealth and resources just because you have now ceased hostillitys, why would you?
You won in a conflict with another nation so you wouldn't just give it back?
I hope that someone here does understand my point.
by Themightymanuel » Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:16 pm
New gillingham wrote:I believe what you take from another nation during time of conflict is now rightfully yours as of that point you have claimed ownership, so to me this resolution is just a bit pointless!
I mean why would give back half a nation wealth and resources just because you have now ceased hostillitys, why would you?
If u don't believe Me here I will prove it to you article 1 section 5
You won in a conflict with another nation so you wouldn't just give it back?
I hope that someone here does understand my point.
by Themightymanuel » Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:17 pm
Separatist Peoples wrote:New gillingham wrote:I believe what you take from another nation during time of conflict is now rightfully yours as of that point you have claimed ownership, so to me this resolution is just a bit pointless!
I mean why would give back half a nation wealth and resources just because you have now ceased hostillitys, why would you?
You won in a conflict with another nation so you wouldn't just give it back?
I hope that someone here does understand my point.
"I do. You're advocating highway robbery, which is wrong."
by New gillingham » Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:21 pm
by Separatist Peoples » Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:23 pm
by Separatist Peoples » Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:27 pm
New gillingham wrote:No I'm not I'm just saying that you wouldn't just massacer a town to obtain a value bale resource to just give it back, I mean all those people have died for no good reason.
Would the Taliban do that or ISIS?
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