[SILLY] GA Joke Proposals Only

[Central Asian Republics]

Build a Spaceship Act
Category: Educational and Creativity | Strength: Strong

Understooding that we need spaceships all in our life.

Reelising that we should all build spaceships.

Frustration that I do not have money to fly onto space.

The World Assembly Hearby...
Give me all your moneys to help me build spaceship.
Also need you to limit your own preformance in economy to help fund me.

[Sierra Lyricalia]

Build a Spaceship Act
Category: Educational and Creativity | Strength: Strong

Understooding that we need spaceships all in our life.

Reelising that we should all build spaceships.

Frustration that I do not have money to fly onto space.

The World Assembly Hearby...
Give me all your moneys to help me build spaceship.
Also need you to limit your own preformance in economy to help fund me.

I very much like your perspective and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

[Imperium Anglorum]

Separatist Peoples Emergency Powers Act

It's a clear desa Separatists fram dah Worl Spayce Admeenystrayshun made a pact witha desa Federation du Trade. Dellow felegates! In response to this direct threat to the Assembwee, mesa propose that the Assembwee give immediately emergency powers to the Supreme Chancellor two wayse an armee to faite dah Worl Spayce Admeenystrayshun!

Translation: It is clear that the Separatists from the World Space Administration made a pact with the Trade Federation. Fellow delegates! In response to this direct threat to the Assembly, I propose that the Assembly immediately give emergency powers to the Supreme Chancellor to raise an army to fight the World Space Administration!

[Adab]

Separatist Peoples Emergency Powers Act

It's a clear desa Separatists fram dah Worl Spayce Admeenystrayshun made a pact witha desa Federation du Trade. Dellow felegates! In response to this direct threat to the Assembwee, mesa propose that the Assembwee give immediately emergency powers to the Supreme Chancellor two wayse an armee to faite dah Worl Spayce Admeenystrayshun!

Translation: It is clear that the Separatists from the World Space Administration made a pact with the Trade Federation. Fellow delegates! In response to this direct threat to the Assembly, I propose that the Assembly immediately give emergency powers to the Supreme Chancellor to raise an army to fight the World Space Administration!

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I shall gladly endorse this act!

[Tinfect]

Separatist Peoples Emergency Powers Act

It's a clear desa Separatists fram dah Worl Spayce Admeenystrayshun made a pact witha desa Federation du Trade. Dellow felegates! In response to this direct threat to the Assembwee, mesa propose that the Assembwee give immediately emergency powers to the Supreme Chancellor two wayse an armee to faite dah Worl Spayce Admeenystrayshun!

Translation: It is clear that the Separatists from the World Space Administration made a pact with the Trade Federation. Fellow delegates! In response to this direct threat to the Assembly, I propose that the Assembly immediately give emergency powers to the Supreme Chancellor to raise an army to fight the World Space Administration!

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[Libraria and Ausitoria]

The Unknown Act
Category: Unknown | Strength: Unknown

Bored as ever, and

Deciding to have some fun in the only way that legislators can,

The World Assembly hereby declares that after the approval of this resolution, the rest of the resolution shall be filled in one word at a time by each member nation in alphabetical order.

[Adab]

Eat Dinner
Category: Food | Strength: Good

The World Assembly,

Recognizing that hunger is natural,

Therefore mandates all member states to eat dinner tonight.

[Central Asian Republics]

Ban Pork
Category: Food | Strength: Strong

Knowing that pigs are alive.

Acknowledging that pork comes from pigs.

Disgusted that people eat a thing with feelings.

Hereby bans pork.

[Adab]

Lazy Writing
Category: Whatever | Strength: Who cares?

The World Assembly,

Noting that lazy writing is reprehensible,

Oh, okay

[Wrapper]

Holy crap on a cracker, you people, if you're going to ban food, ban something nasty, like lima beans or brussel sprouts.

[Sierra Lyricalia]

Holy crap on a cracker, you people, if you're going to ban food, ban something nasty, like lima beans or brussel sprouts.

Hey, brussels sprouts are pretty good. Don't be knockin' 'em.

But they're even better pan-fried with onions and bacon

A plague on all your bans.

[Sobaira]

Holy crap on a cracker, you people, if you're going to ban food, ban something nasty, like lima beans or brussel sprouts.

OOC: Send me all your lima beans and brussels sprouts. I personally find those things incredibly delicious! 8D

[Caracasus]

Holy crap on a cracker, you people, if you're going to ban food, ban something nasty, like lima beans or brussel sprouts.

Hey, brussels sprouts are pretty good. Don't be knockin' 'em.

But they're even better pan-fried with onions and bacon

A plague on all your bans.

Nah, you want a bunch of chestnuts in there, and you want to cook them properly and not boil them to hell. A bit of butter and some seasoning wouldn't go amiss either.....

[Adab]

Ban Brussels Sprouts
Category: Brussels | Strength: Sprouts

The World Assembly,

Recognizing that brussels sprouts are evil,

Furthermore affirming that brussels sprouts are indeed evil,

Concluding that brussels sprouts are useless and nasty,

Emphasizing that on the nastiness of brussels sprouts,

Furthermore recognizing brussels sprouts as dangerous,

Hereby bans brussels sprouts.

[Wrapper]

But they're even better pan-fried with onions and bacon

If it takes bacon to make something palatable....

Ban Brussels Sprouts
Category: Brussels | Strength: Sprouts

The World Assembly,

Recognizing that brussels sprouts are evil,

Furthermore affirming that brussels sprouts are indeed evil,

Concluding that brussels sprouts are useless and nasty,

Emphasizing that on the nastiness of brussels sprouts,

Furthermore recognizing brussels sprouts as dangerous,

Hereby bans brussels sprouts.

YES, dangerous, very dangerous indeed, well done! Full support!

[Separatist Peoples]

Holy crap on a cracker, you people, if you're going to ban food, ban something nasty, like lima beans or brussel sprouts.

"Bite thine tongue. Or better yet, bite into a delicious sprout."

Hey, brussels sprouts are pretty good. Don't be knockin' 'em.

But they're even better pan-fried with onions and bacon

A plague on all your bans.

"Thank you."

[Sierra Lyricalia]

But they're even better pan-fried with onions and bacon

If it takes bacon to make something palatable....

It doesn't. I was railing against the pork ban simultaneously.

Against Infantile Tastes
Category: Education and Creativity | Area of Effect: Culinary Arts

REALIZING that some people just can't stand certain foods; and

MINDFUL of the necessity of the freedom to refuse said abominable ingredients; yet

INTOXICATED by the dizzyingly vast array of things people have incorporated into their cuisine;

DROOLING at the flavor possibilities offered by yet-undiscovered living things and cooking techniques; and

READY to chow down, at least once, on virtually any actual food item one wishes to name;

The Peoples of the World, in Assembly Congressed, hereby:

1. Lay a fatal kibosh and smackdown, enforceable by any member state under the principles of Universal Jurisdiction, against the fascists who dare to try to ban certain foods or drinks for any reason besides environmental necessity or seasonal hunting and harvesting regulations;

2. Declare that any inhabitant of a WA member state may refuse to eat any kind of food, but only after trying it one time:

1. raw animal products or other items with potential health concerns, or heartfelt and comprehensive religious or moral issues, may be excepted;
   
2. no inhabitant may claim not to like something until after consuming at least one bite of it, regardless of any other consideration;

3. Devolve questions regarding dessert consumption to member states exclusively;

4. Strongly recommend knife technique and safety education for children who can handle it;

5. Demand that people who haven't been medically diagnosed by a competent accredited doctor with actual celiac disease cut out their goddamn "gluten sensitivity" bollocks - you're not fooling anyone, only making their lives miserable; also colors and textures aren't things it's possible to be "allergic" to;

and

6. Condemn in the strongest possible terms the whining nutbags who proclaim that simply because they dislike something, that therefore indicates it is objectively bad. Seriously, fuck those people.

[Lons]

I think its time we declared war on flavor, non?

Against all Tastes
Category: Economy|Strength: Strong

The World Assembly,

REALIZING that certain foods and their relative flavors are known to spark heavy debate,

APPALLED at the time spent arguing in such debates,

AWARE of the subjectivity of tastes,

THEREFORE AWARE of the potential time wasted during such debates without a determinable outcome,

KNOWN with the mathematical truth of "time is money",

ACKNOWLEDGING that any food may fall victim to such debate, for nearly every food has a unique and distinguishable taste,

HOWEVER REALIZING the minimal taste empacked in the food known as "gross soy milk",

DETERMINED to rid the member nations of the World Assembly from unnecessary wastes of money, to increase efficiency,

hereby,

1. Bans any source of food, outside of soy milk.

2. Informs everyone's mother to buy them a pack of soy milk.

3. Detains all WA members from playing video games until they drank all of their nasty ass soy milk, to be enforced by their respective moms.

[Etyria]

Category: Moral decency. Strength: strong

DEFINING a sneeze as the expulsion by the body of air and various body fluids and other slimy things.

RECOGNIZING that said fluids and slimy watchamacallits can transmit various sicknesses such as cold.

ACKNOWLEDGING the dangers of cold, because this sickness forces to sneeze, and is transmitted by sneezing

ADMITTING that slimy things from your nose are simply gross

REALIZING that nobody puts their hand in front of their mouth and nose when sneezing, which allows gross things to fly freely in the air, and may result in transmitting a cold

AWARE that sneezes in slow-motion are simply ridiculous

THEREFORE FORBIDS sneezing in all WA members countries, in order to prevent cold and gross things

There might be a few grammatical errors, due to english not being my'first language.

[Kurwa Republic]

Oxygen Restrictions Act

Category: Moral Decency - Strength: Significant

Dearest members of the World Assembly,

ACKNOWLEDGING the fact that most, if not all, of history's villains have breathed oxygen,

CONCERNED that the WA still allows the travesty of breath to pass,

FURTHER REASONING that corrupt dictators, unreasonable criminals, and even tyrannousaureses rex have breathed the very air we breath today,

NOTING science has proved the recycling of oxygen, leading to the conclusing we breath the same air once breathed by the worst people in history,

HEREBY outlawing respiration.

DEFINES respiration as the movement of oxygenated air from the outside air to the cells within tissues, and the movement of carbon dioxide to the different direction.

HOPING with this law being passed, we can purify the air around us by not breathing it.

[Outer Sparta]

Oxygen Restrictions Act

Category: Moral Decency - Strength: Significant

Dearest members of the World Assembly,

ACKNOWLEDGING the fact that most, if not all, of history's villains have breathed oxygen,

CONCERNED that the WA still allows the travesty of breath to pass,

FURTHER REASONING that corrupt dictators, unreasonable criminals, and even tyrannousaureses rex have breathed the very air we breath today,

NOTING science has proved the recycling of oxygen, leading to the conclusing we breath the same air once breathed by the worst people in history,

HEREBY outlawing respiration.

DEFINES respiration as the movement of oxygenated air from the outside air to the cells within tissues, and the movement of carbon dioxide to the different direction.
Oh my! Is someone allergic to oxygen here?
HOPING with this law being passed, we can purify the air around us by not breathing it.

[Tinfect]

[SNIP]

What is it with all these posts that just quote things and nothing else?

[Imperium Anglorum]

[SNIP]

What is it with all these posts that just quote things and nothing else?

He added: Oh my! Is someone allergic to oxygen here?

[Tinfect]

He added: Oh my! Is someone allergic to oxygen here?

I am afraid I cannot find it...

[Imperium Anglorum]

Oxygen Restrictions Act

Category: Moral Decency - Strength: Significant

Dearest members of the World Assembly,

ACKNOWLEDGING the fact that most, if not all, of history's villains have breathed oxygen,

CONCERNED that the WA still allows the travesty of breath to pass,

FURTHER REASONING that corrupt dictators, unreasonable criminals, and even tyrannousaureses rex have breathed the very air we breath today,

NOTING science has proved the recycling of oxygen, leading to the conclusing we breath the same air once breathed by the worst people in history,

HEREBY outlawing respiration.

DEFINES respiration as the movement of oxygenated air from the outside air to the cells within tissues, and the movement of carbon dioxide to the different direction.
Oh my! Is someone allergic to oxygen here?
HOPING with this law being passed, we can purify the air around us by not breathing it.

It is in red.