[SILLY] GA Joke Proposals Only

[Frisbeeteria]

Large assortment of spammy, pointless chatter removed. This is not a chat thread, people.

[Matta]

Noting that there are Stupid people

Also Noting Stupid are annoying and a danger

Appalled they still are allowed

Hereby declares all Stupid people are to be shot on sight

Defines Stupid Person as a person who I think is stupid

[Greater Istanistan]

RECOGNIZING that committees are illegal in GA votes.

CONFIRMING that the author of any committee legislation is a noob slacker who doesn't take the time to actually read the rules.

ACKNOWLEDGING that only idiots and their followers would ever try to institute legislation like this knowing that the mods would smack it.

AFFIRMING that stupidity is bad and deserves to be purged from NationStates

HEREBY mandates the construction by all nations of an orbital death ray for the express purpose of frying anybody who comes out with another bloody committee proposal.

HOPES that someday my keyboard will stop sticking in caps lock at the beginning of every line.

FURTHER DEMANDS that any individual who is responsible for attempting to set up a GA peacekeeping force be mauled by enraged bear-weasel hybrids.

INSISTS that any such individuals who die as a result of this proposal have their wills written by and read out by Phineas Wright.

DEMANDS that a rabid Tasmanian Devil and a supply of boots be constantly ready.

DECLARES that anybody who dies in the process of having the will read be transformed into a servo-skull with the sole purpose of carrying around a banner proclaiming the basic rules of the GA.

CREATES Bill Who-Gives-A-Damn-What-The-Damn-Number-Is

[Chester Pearson]

RECOGNIZING that committees are illegal in GA votes.

Since when?

Does anyone actually remember when this thread was funny? Me neither....

[British Accia]

Noting that there are Stupid people

Also Noting Stupid are annoying and a danger

Appalled they still are allowed

Hereby declares all Stupid people are to be shot on sight

Defines Stupid Person as a person who I think is stupid

Ah, well, there goes half the population of my nation...

[Sensorland]

RECOGNIZING that committees are illegal in GA votes.

Since when?

Does anyone actually remember when this thread was funny? Me neither....

First few pages. Yeah, mine suck.

[The Kageryu Isles]

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!

NOTING: that many nations do not believe in themselves

RECOGNIZING: that said nations need someone to believe in, until they are ready to believe in themselves

CONCERNED: that without someone to believe in member nations will spend the rest of their lives underground, never seeing the surface

BELIEVING: that Kamina believes in you

HEREBY DECLARES: THAT OURS ARE THE DRILLS THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!

REQUIRES: that all member nations who wish to believe in Kamina must first REJECT COMMONSENSE TO MAKE THE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE BECAUSE THATS HOW TEAM DAI-GURREN ROLLS!

MANDATES: that all member nations have the right to BELIEVE IN THE KAMINA THAT BELIEVES IN THEM!

GIGA DRILL BREAKER!!!

[Defwa]

We have a joke proposal thread. It helps keep the board clean.

[The Kageryu Isles]

We have a joke proposal thread. It helps keep the board clean.

I would never joke of such a serious matter

[Mousebumples]

We have a joke proposal thread. It helps keep the board clean.

I would never joke of such a serious matter

Merged in with the joke proposal thread.

If you wish to make a serious proposal, checking out the passed resolutions and rules for GA proposals seems appropriate.

[The Kageryu Isles]

I would never joke of such a serious matter

Merged in with the joke proposal thread.

If you wish to make a serious proposal, checking out the passed resolutions and rules for GA proposals seems appropriate.

When i say I'm serious you can bet I mean it!

I'm going to tell you something important now, so you better dig the wax out of those huge ears of yours and listen! The reputation of Team Gurren echoes far and wide. When they talk about its badass leader - the man of indomitable spirit and masculinity - they're talking about HIM! The mighty Kamina! You best remember this, fuzzball! Combining is all about one man's fighting spirit slamming into another!!! We brawlers are sustained by willpower! Even when mocked as reckless and crazy! If there's a wall in our way then we smash it down! If there isn't a path, then we carve one ourselves! The magma of our soul burns with a mighty flame! Super Ultra Combining: Gurren Lagann!! Just who...! In the hell...! DO YOU THINK WE ARE!? This is Simon's soul! Team Dai-Gurren's soul! Humanity's soul... and actually, it's MY SOUL! Do you seriously think it's gonna be wiped out by the likes of you?! King... Kittan... GIGA... DRILL... BREAK!!! Our friends' hopes and dreams are etched into its body, transforming the infinite darkness into light! Unmatched in Heaven, and Earth; one machine, equal to the gods! Super Galaxy GURREN LAGANN! ... We're gonna show you the power... of the human race. You would ask"What foolishness. You would risk the universe for the sake of a fleeting emotion?" You're wrong, dumbass! I'll protect 'em! The girl, the universe, both of them! I don't wanna regret doing nothing cause of a tomorrow that might never come. That's the way team Dai-Gurren rolls! Don't underestimate us. We don't care about time, or space or... multi-dimensional whatevers! We don't give a damn about that. Force your way down a path YOU choose to take, and do it all yourself! That's the way Team Dai-Gurren rolls! Even when trapped by karma's cycle... The dreams we left behind will open the door! Even if the universe stands against us... Our burning blood will cut through fate! We'll break through heavens and the dimensions! And defy all who would stop us to grab hold of our path! Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann! JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?! My soul once drowned in a sea of despair and weariness, but has reawakened! If this body can create a tomorrow for all spiral life, I will gladly give it. We evolve beyond the person we were a minute before! Little by little, we advance a bit further with each turn. That's how a drill works!! You say "That is the path that leads to extinction. Why can't you see the pathetic limitation of the Spiral race?", No, that's YOUR limitation! You sit here, closed-off, locking away other lifeforms like some kind of king! That's nobody's limitation but your own!! Mark my words. This drill will open a hole in the universe! And that hole will be a path for those behind us! The dreams of those who have fallen... The hopes of those who will follow! Those two sets of dreams weave together into a double helix, drilling a path towards tomorrow! And that's Tengen Toppa. That's Gurren Lagann!! My drill is the drill... THAT CREATES THE HEAVENS!!!

[Bears Armed]

My drill is the drill... THAT CREATES THE HEAVENS!!!

Sounds like he's in competition with Bob Flibble's "genetic jackhammer"...

[Wrapper]

Ummm... support?

[Citizens of the future]

"I do support the drill. I acknowledge it accidently dropped in my right foot, but I still support it until i get some help removing it" Jah tne once Almighty and now the Suffering One

"Well my beloved father, I would like to note that I was pinned first and at all four members of my body. So calm down and find yourself some apostles to help you out." JC

[Libraria and Ausitoria]

If anybody ever wants to pass a proposal that doesn't do anything, you're welcome to save some time and use this one:

A Resolution to Resolve that this Resolution is a Resolution
Category: Book-keeping | Strength: None | Proposed by: Libraria and Ausitoria

The World Assembly,

TRIUMPHANTLY recalling that it has legislative supremacy, and

DECIDING that there ought to be another resolution on the books,

RESOLVES (and mandates) that this resolution must be a resolution.

[Mousebumples]

As long as you're using a madeup category, might I suggest Bookkeeping? It's a Max-only category, but at least that one theoretically exists ....

[Sensorland]

As long as you're using a madeup category, might I suggest Bookkeeping? It's a Max-only category, but at least that one theoretically exists ....

Whaaaa?

[Sensorland]

The Karma Act of Whenever This Was Passed

Category: Political Stability | Strength: Strong | Proposed by: Sensorland

The World Assembly,

NOTING that there is currently no force other than law and parental punishments to punish people who do bad things.

ACKNOWLEDGING that there are mysterious forces out there who are unemployed.

FURTHER ACKNOWLEDGING that one of these mysterious forces is name Karma.

HEREBY:

MANDATES that Karma punish people who are jerks and otherwise deserving of punishment through its mysterious ways

FURTHER MANDATES that Karma go punish my ex.

URGES everyone to stay on Karma's good side.

[Libraria and Ausitoria]

Next we'll be having a resolution urging Santa Claus to give presents only to good children.

As long as you're using a madeup category, might I suggest Bookkeeping? It's a Max-only category, but at least that one theoretically exists ....

Thank you for your suggestion, your Excellency. Draft 2 is now above.

(It would be interesting to be able to pass book-keeping acts to sort out the horrible mess of committees... perhaps the in-game effect could be to reduce or increase administration costs as appropriate).

[Sensorland]

Next we'll be having a resolution urging Santa Claus to give presents only to good children.

Good idea!

[Ainocra]

Recognizing: that bacon is life
Realizing: that many companies attempt to flavor their products with the heady essence of life (bacon)

In the interest of sound digestion

Declaring: that Bacon flavored pringles are an abomination.

This assembly hereby declared them to be a crime against hoomanity!

[Normlpeople]

The Proper WA

REALIZING the WA has lost its way
SEEKING to re-establish a proper WA

HEREBY:
BANS all WA nations from possessing a military of any kind
BANS all weapons from WA nations
MANDATES a %100 tax rate in all nations
FURTHER DEMANDS this tax be allocated to education, health care, welfare programs (because there won't be any economy to speak of), culture and environmental initiatives only
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Slightly illegal, but hey. It is a joke thread.

[Soled]

Forced Payment to Me Act

RECOGNIZING that some people have way too much money

DECLARING that everyone with alot of money must give all their money to me

DEFINING ''everyone with alot of money'' as they who have more money than me

ALSO clearing out that i have a net value of 30,000 $

POINTING OUT that if everyone rich give their money to me this world will be a much better place for all

HEREBY making this resolution pass out of thin air thanks to my bribes to major delegates.

[The Union of Sjaelland and Fyn]

Easy Come, Easy Go, Will You Let Him Go?
Category: Rhapsody | Type: Bohemian

The Assembled Nations of the World,

WHILE ACKNOWLEDGING that he just killed a man

ALSO NOTING that Beezlebub has a devil put aside for him

REALIZING that he is just a poor boy and nobody loves him
____________________________________________________________

HEREBY spares his life from this monstrosity

ALLOWING him to go anywhere the wind blows

[Hyperion]

BELIEVING, that shrek is love,

ACKNOWLEDGING that Shrek is life,

PASSING INTO LAW that all churches must have a dedicated time to worship Shrek,

FOR THE SAKE OF BEURACRACY making Santa Claus registered as a corporate entity, taxable and regulatable,

REGULATING that gifts made by Santa must be no smaller than 6x1 cm,

REQUIRING that Santa Claus include locations of Coal Mines, employee benefits, worth of coal, and profits as well as losses on his Tax Returns,

DEMANDING that only Good Children are issued presents, and that they be given a Customer's Copy Receipt with each gift, and that the Merchant's Copy not be shared,

PASSES INTO LAW RESOLUTION 1,362