NationStates

The General Assembly,

Noting that the WorAss is plusgood, and that Big Sister is doubleplusgood,

Belieiving that crimethink is doubleplusungood, as it is a betrayal of the nurturing bosom of Big Sister and the WorAss,

Contending that MembNats should speedwise eliminate oldthink and embrace goodthink,

And to this end resolves;

1. Thoughtcrime against the WorAss shall be prohibited; only goodthink is permitted;
   
   
2. MembNats will embrace blackwhite, and accept the commands of the WorAss as doubleplusgood, for all of the commands of the WorAss are doubleplusgood;
   
   
3. Establishes the International Narcs & Gendarme for Sorting Out Crimethink (INGSOC), which shall be responsible for enforcing WorAss doctrine and vaporizing thought criminals;
   
   
4. Vaporized thought criminals shall henceforth be referred to as unpersons, who shall not be considered to have existed, and therefore, neither shall this clause.

With all the talk of freedom of thought, I figured that I could never let such radical ideals compromise the thought purity of the World Assembly. And so I've written what I think is an appropriate solution. I'd ask for your criticisms, but then you'd be committing thoughtcrime...

All shall embrase INGSOC or end up in the newly formed Ministry of Love!

Nice one man. You got a future. :>

A while back there was a thread in NSG about what should be considered common knowledge. It is my personal opinion that references to a certain piece of literature should be included in that. Thank you for proving my point.

That said, this resolution will ensure goodthink and certainly help us in our fight against Eastasia (or is it Eurasia...)!

Point Breeze wrote:A while back there was a thread in NSG about what should be considered common knowledge. It is my personal opinion that references to a certain piece of literature should be included in that. Thank you for proving my point.

That said, this resolution will ensure goodthink and certainly help us in our fight against Eastasia (or is it Eurasia...)!

The goodthink of MembNats will rid the world of its primitive oldthinkers in a global heat of passion! Glory to Oceania! Glory to Big Sister!

Could people please stop it with the joke threads? Three on first page is at least 2 too much.

doubleplusgoodthink.

Approved.

Also, 2+2=5.

Point Breeze wrote:A while back there was a thread in NSG about what should be considered common knowledge. It is my personal opinion that references to a certain piece of literature should be included in that. Thank you for proving my point.

That said, this resolution will ensure goodthink and certainly help us in our fight against Eastasia (or is it Eurasia...)!

It is both Eastasia and Eurasia!

Araraukar wrote:Could people please stop it with the joke threads? Three on first page is at least 2 too much.

OOC: I'm not entirely sure if it's a trend or just total coincidence, but I'd wager the latter. I happened to notice a topic and quickly made a pop culture connection, so I thought I'd have at it.

Doubleplusgood, the Thinkpol is doubleplusgood, Big Brother is doubleplusgood.
War is peace
War is peace
War is peace
Freedom is slavery
Freedom is slavery
Freedom is slavery
Ingorance is strength
Ingorance is strength
Ingorance is strength!

My good sir, it's Big Sister, not Big Brother here

VAPORIZE IASM IMMEDIATE

REF. UNPERSONS(BIGBROTHER), POSS. CRIMETHINK AT BIGSISTER

Romberg wrote:My good sir, it's Big Sister, not Big Brother here

Vapourised, Big Brother always.

Helltank wrote:VAPORIZE IASM IMMEDIATE

REF. UNPERSONS(BIGBROTHER), POSS. CRIMETHINK AT BIGSISTER

Thinkpol vapourise helltank for throughcrime!

THINKPOL DECLINE REQ. REASON:DO NOT "VAPOURISE", "VAPORIZE". ALSO NOT CONCERN WITH THOROUGHCRIME, ONLY THOUGHTCRIME. ALSO BIGSISTER IS WATCH YOU

WorAss... classic
And wouldn't strength be plusmild?

Doubleplusmild, actually.

Just finished reading 1984 not too long ago, this is hilarious.

WHAT IS TEXT U REFER TO. 1984 UNBOOK. NOT EXIST. U REF. UNBOOK. PUNISH:VAPORIZATION

If crimethink was banned, Slafstopiathink would be too.

This is tripleplusungood.