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by The Saint James Islands » Thu Jul 30, 2015 11:45 am
Classical republican, environmental student
Pro: Parliamentarism, civic virtue, positive liberty, soft Euroscepticism, the scientific method, facts
Anti: Presidentialism, authoritarianism, corruption, populism, hard Euroscepticism, misinformation
IC posts made by this nation are non-canonical.
This nation does not reflect my actual political views.
Do not use orally after using rectally.Guilherme Magalhães
Senator for Ilhas de Santiago Ocidentais
Staunchly independent
[23:53] <StJames> ^fake news^
The death of the West will not be a homicide, but a suicide.
by Patistan » Thu Jul 30, 2015 1:01 pm
by Stvoto Latoli » Thu Jul 30, 2015 2:05 pm
by Krytenia » Thu Jul 30, 2015 3:10 pm
Group A P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Chiata 2 2 0 0 7 1 +6 6 Q
2 Abanhleft 2 1 0 1 3 5 −2 3
3 Vermark 2 0 1 1 3 4 −1 1
4 Associated Godlands 2 0 1 1 2 5 −3 1
Group B P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Barunia 2 1 1 0 4 3 +1 4
2 Walkany 2 0 2 0 3 3 0 2
3 Reçuecn 2 0 2 0 2 2 0 2
4 Ceni 2 0 1 1 4 5 −1 1
Group C P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 The Sarian 2 1 1 0 4 3 +1 4
2 Omerica 2 0 2 0 6 6 0 2
Szavoda 2 0 2 0 6 6 0 2
4 Bears Armed 2 0 1 1 3 4 −1 1
Group D P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Patistan 2 2 0 0 5 3 +2 6 Q
2 Brenecia 2 1 0 1 5 5 0 3
3 Polkopia 2 0 1 1 4 5 −1 1
4 The Fallenmark Islands 2 0 1 1 3 4 −1 1
by Chiata » Thu Jul 30, 2015 4:03 pm
by Cosumar » Thu Jul 30, 2015 4:22 pm
by The Royal Kingdom of Quebec » Thu Jul 30, 2015 4:25 pm
by Garifunya » Thu Jul 30, 2015 4:28 pm
by Flardania » Thu Jul 30, 2015 4:33 pm
Royal Barangay 1-0 Flardania
@ Soohyup Field in Gaspe
The Royal Kingdom of Quebec
by Associated Godlands » Thu Jul 30, 2015 4:38 pm
by Schottia » Fri Jul 31, 2015 7:13 am
The Daily Worker
The Skots in KRYBEC
Cup of Harmony 64
Marrian McFadden reports
Schottia 4-0 Arcantova
Goals: 8" Coultan, 17" Allen, 64" Avelione, 71" Rudden (Schottia)
Possession: 59% - 41%
Shots: 16 - 3
On-target: 7 - 2
Schottia made history by sealing a last sixteen spot in the Cup of Harmony for the first time, as they hit Arcantova for four in their latest fixture in Quebec. In what has been an impressive start to the tournament, the Skots have scored four goals in back-to-back fixtures to alleviate some pressure on their beleaguered manager. There had perhaps been a suspicion of luck in the win over Kernansquillec, however the same could not be said in this match, with Schottia proving to strong for the side ranked 146 in the world.
Barry Gorman was forced into a double change ahead of the clash with Chris McDaniel's men. The suspended Darren Hanlon was replaced by Sporting Cenial teenager Gareth Souter, in what was a like for like swap at centre-half. More worrying for Gorman however would have been the injury to Alfred Seggerson, who had made such an impact against Kernansquillec. The Handon United midfielder was replaced by North Laithland's Chloe Rudden, with Kim Coultan moving to the centre to accommodate for the switch. In some ways, what would have otherwise been a massive headache for the manager, was lessened by appeasing large sections of the fans and including the impressive Rudden from the start.
It had been commented that key to Schottia's future success, could well be finding a system which incorporated both Rudden and Gaston Avelione in the same starting eleven. So for the fans travelling to the Royal Kingdom of Quebec, this would serve as a chance to witness both explosive wingers in action first hand.
Despite the obvious excitement surrounding the two players, it was to be another rising-star who staked her claim for a mention in the headlines. Following on from her impressive double against Kernansquillec, Kim Coultan did well to out-turn Riverwood defender Glenn Austen in the Arcantova defence. Latching onto a Jon Fotan pass, her inside spin caught everyone by surprise, not least Abel Reeves in the Arcantovan goal, as she slotted past him from 12-yards-out to give her side the lead after only 8 minutes.
The goal would have been a massive relief to the Schottic managerial team, who had seen their side struggle this cycle against lower ranked sides. With three goals in two matches this tournament, 20-year-old Coultan was showing that she was now an integral part of this squad.
Schottia didn't have to wait long to increase their lead, and on 17 minutes, it was striker Mark Allen who found the net, latching onto a stinging Rudden cross. Dropping the shoulder, the jet heeled winger ghosted past Gene Garrett, tapping the ball past him and going the long way round to collect it just outside the Arcantova box. Shaping-up to shoot with her right, she then took the ball back onto her stronger foot before whipping it across the face of goal. With the defenders at sixes and sevens, Allen was quickest to react, as the big striker was on hand to toe poke home his shot from two-yards-out. The goal provided the safety net that Schottia needed, allowing them to play with more fluidity in attack.
Settling into the game as the half went on Schottia were able to launch assault after assault on Reeves' goal. Avelione had a right-footed drive tipped just wide from the edge of the box, and Gary Corsie saw his own effort deflected over off of the knee of Howard Chandler. At the other end Schottia were nearly caught out on the counter attack, however Jenna Koemann did well to shepherd Darnell Lee's through ball out for a goal kick. Despite sustained periods of Schottic pressure the first half finished with the score 2-0, no doubt sending the White and Greens up the tunnel in buoyant mood.
At half time Gorman took the opportunity to rest Fadrön Flight midfielder Fotan, who had been an ever-present name in the starting line up this cycle. He was to be replaced by up and coming star Thio Crillin, a young player winning rave reviews in the Cenian league with Myrmidon.
Schottia didn't have the same sense of urgency in the second half, and at points were content to pass the ball around in the midfield. It wasn't until the 64th minute when the side from Tyran struck again, Gaston Avelione finding the net, after the Handon United player side footed home a Larry Watt cross. BW Pallstadt wing-back Watt, had been given licence to roam forward as the half dragged on. Finding himself goal-side of Sean Ray, he powered towards the touchline before slipping in a cross, matching the well timed run of Avelione who pulled the trigger to find the net for the four consecutive Cup of Harmony. Although he was accused of being off the boil during qualifying, it seems even an Avelione at 60% is still a force to be reckoned with.
There was always a sense that a fourth goal might be coming at some point, and the young legs of Rudden told in the end, as the teen-forward scored her first goal of the tournament. Finding herself one on one with the keeper after being put through by substitute Craig O'Maramy, Rudden took her time and demonstrated great composure, to round off a fantastic game for her side. Sliding the ball confidently under the outstretched Reeves, it was the icing on the cake as Schottia finally seem to be able to put some consistent form together.
Before the Cup of Harmony got underway the majority of Schottia fans were saying only a stunning performance would be enough to save Barry Gorman's job. The question is, with two impressive wins and a last sixteen spot in the bag, how much more does the 47-year-old have to do to convince his doubters. With a relatively young playing squad, there is probably a lot more to come from this Schottic side, the thing the SFA need to ask themselves is, whether Gorman is the right man to have at the helm.
Schottia's next opponents are undoubtedly one of the pre-tournament favourites, Super-Llamaland, who prevailed with the same score line in their game against Kernansquillec. The result means they joint Schottia at the top of the table with two wins out of two. The Skots' superior goal-difference means that a draw would be enough to see them top the group, but whether they can pull of a result against the side seeded third for the tournament is another matter.
Line-up: D'Araby 7, Watt 9, Koemann 7, Hanlon 7, Okywä 7, Corsie 7, Fotan 7 (65-Crillin 7), Coultan 8 (82-Bia 6), Avelione 8, Rudden 9, Allen 7 (72-O'Maramy 7)
Man of the match: Rudden. Nothing to call between her and Larry Watt, both players had solid matches, doing everything asked of them and more. Rudden was bordering on world-class at times going froward
by The Fallenmark Islands » Fri Jul 31, 2015 11:51 am
by Vermark » Fri Jul 31, 2015 12:35 pm
KING OF THE KINGDOM OF SAINTLAND
by Szavoda » Fri Jul 31, 2015 2:36 pm
by Stvoto Latoli » Fri Jul 31, 2015 2:55 pm
by Star United States » Fri Jul 31, 2015 7:03 pm
BREAKING NEWS
League sports are cancelled until further noticed.
soccerismylyfe | 23,325 - 235
WHAT?! YOU GOT TO BE KIDDIN' ME! DARN YOU WAR! #upset #whatislife
notosports | 4,262 - 25,235
It's time to party! No more sports means our tax money won't be spent on this nonsense.
goooooooool | 124,122 - 35
No more sports?! I have nothing to do in life now.
by Flardania » Fri Jul 31, 2015 8:16 pm
Stvoto Latoli 1-1 Flardania
Beolagh Athey (1') Koharu Miyamoto (90+2')
@ Pavel Wilson Stadium in Kingston
The Royal Kingdom of Quebec
by Recuecn » Fri Jul 31, 2015 8:51 pm
by Brenecia » Sat Aug 01, 2015 12:53 am
From Phil Roberts <philliproberts@bfahq.com>
To Steve Pell <stephenpell@bfahq.com>
Subject Reader Said No
Prez, I made the call to Reader. Her response was
um
not positive.
Something about it was unprofessional to call in the middle of an international tournament, like something about honour, undermining authority, et cetera.
Advise on next course of action?
From Steve Pell <stephenpell@bfahq.com>
To Phil Roberts <philliproberts@bfahq.com>
Subject Re: Reader Said No
Did you make it clear to her that this was only in the event of a catastrophic failure in the Cup of Harmony, and her services were not necessarily required?
From Phil Roberts <philliproberts@bfahq.com>
To Steve Pell <stephenpell@bfahq.com>
Subject Re: Re: Reader Said No
That was hard, Prez. She was shouting at me within like five seconds of the call being picked up.
It's possible we've fucked this one up for good, chief. Let's maybe not be up-front to the rest of the staff, yeah?
From Steve Pell <stephenpell@bfahq.com>
To Phil Roberts <philliproberts@bfahq.com>
Cc Ben Searle <bensearle@bfahq.com>, Scott Daniel <scottdaniel@bfahq.com>, Bobby McCarthy <bobbymccarthy@bfahq.com>
Subject Management Alternatives - Slatesaver
Recently, we have decided to pursue a different angle for the Brenecia national team management. It has emerged that Reader has a fiery disposition and an anti-authoritarian streak that would be counter-intuitive for a manager of the national team. Therefore, we must begin reviewing other options.
Jon Slatesaver
Age: 67
Current Job: North Hall
Slatesaver's reputation has been patched up in the press recently, not only because he is a very good manager who has had success abroad, for the national team and now back home but also because, frankly, after Granger? Anyone looks good. His years at North Hall have not changed him overly much, except for giving him an increased appreciation for the A-League (which goes from strength to strength every season), and he retains his abilities as motivator, tactician and defensive mastermind.
There are a couple issues.
First, this could be seen as a step backwards - after all, we've tried him before, right? Second of all, he's old, and this would in all likelihood be a short-term appointment. But that suits us fine. He will have to rebuild from a young core, but if we stress that from the beginning, then there shouldn't be any problems. Short-term is fine. Under Slatesaver, the Patriots will get results.
Ultimately, we cannot ignore the possibility of Slatesaver in the manager's role - he is one of our best, and only, options.
From Phil Roberts <philliproberts@bfahq.com>
To Steve Pell <stephenpell@bfahq.com>
Cc Ben Searle <bensearle@bfahq.com>, Scott Daniel <scottdaniel@bfahq.com>, Bobby McCarthy <bobbymccarthy@bfahq.com>
Subject Re: Management Alternatives - Slatesaver
Nice misdirection, chief. I think they'll believe that one.
From Steve Pell <stephenpell@bfahq.com>
To Phil Roberts <philliproberts@bfahq.com>
Subject You Fool!
Your snarky little reply was just sent to the entire Board of Directors. How about you 'misdirect' them some more, Chairman?
From Steve Pell <stephenpell@bfahq.com>
To Phil Roberts <philliproberts@bfahq.com>
Subject Re: You Fool!
Oh, shit.
From Phil Roberts <philliproberts@bfahq.com>
To Steve Pell <stephenpell@bfahq.com>
Cc Ben Searle <bensearle@bfahq.com>, Scott Daniel <scottdaniel@bfahq.com>, Bobby McCarthy <bobbymccarthy@bfahq.com>
Subject Re: Re: Management Alternatives - Slatesaver
Haha, jokes! Top office banter, that's all, mates, don't worry.
by Abanhfleft » Sat Aug 01, 2015 1:01 am
CHIATA 4 - 1 ABANHFLEFT
PRINCE (8') ROUSSEAU (29')
DAVIS (46')
CARROLL (57')
MARTINEZ (60')
by Cosumar » Sat Aug 01, 2015 1:58 am
Cosumar
12 shots (8 on-target)
43% Possession, 63% pass accuracy
3 corners, 1 offside
15 fouls, 1 yellow card (Gorham)
Gloriax
6 shots (4 on-target)
57% Possession, 75% pass accuracy
6 corners, 1 offside
11 fouls, 0 cardsCosumar - 1
Na'Noni (53')
Gloriax - 1
Purinton (33' - pen.)
Photo: Cosumar goalie Jakk Winterfyll leaps to swallow up a shot by Dana Stockard.
Cosumar subs: Everdale, Nodtveit, Va'Goshal
by Super-Llamaland » Sat Aug 01, 2015 5:26 am
Kernansquillec (4-3-3)
GK: Ellysa
LB: Gashotov (Stanley 46)
CB: Corren
CB: Bloxam
RB: Clessac
LM: Noupen
CM: Blackwood (ST Lilac 47)
RM: C. Findlay (R. Findlay 60)
ST: Iris
ST: Varano
ST: Poutre
SUPER-LLAMALAND (5-2-2-1)
GK: Finch
LB: Meng
LCB: Myers
CB: Agudieres
RCB: Bay
RB: Karnstedt
LM: Player (Rainier 50)
RM: De Vries
WL: Stanton (Dickinson 67)
WR: Inriquez
ST: Cartwright (Magnusson 45)
STATS (Opponents First)
39 - POSSESSION - 61
8 - SHOTS - 14
5 - SHOTS ON TARGET - 10
SCORED: Karnstedt 18
Inriquez 45+1, 78
Magnusson 56
CAUTIONED: Noupen 34
Inriquez 45
Gashotov 46
EJECTED: --NONE--
by Stvoto Latoli » Sat Aug 01, 2015 12:09 pm
by The Saint James Islands » Sat Aug 01, 2015 2:39 pm
Classical republican, environmental student
Pro: Parliamentarism, civic virtue, positive liberty, soft Euroscepticism, the scientific method, facts
Anti: Presidentialism, authoritarianism, corruption, populism, hard Euroscepticism, misinformation
IC posts made by this nation are non-canonical.
This nation does not reflect my actual political views.
Do not use orally after using rectally.Guilherme Magalhães
Senator for Ilhas de Santiago Ocidentais
Staunchly independent
[23:53] <StJames> ^fake news^
The death of the West will not be a homicide, but a suicide.
by The Fallenmark Islands » Sat Aug 01, 2015 3:31 pm
Gone Racin'
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