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Postby Buyan » Tue Mar 31, 2015 11:46 am

Although there were other guys who earned their wage in the Apoxian National League, it had been him who was seen as the most credible source for information when they met up in the dressing room. Sverre had foreseen the question and on his way to the training pitch, he had constructed the necessary answers. None of them would be completely satisfactory, he knew, but then again, what would?

Questions about Chris Maarsden. The newspapers had set out the big data from this man. A record-breaking striker for Gwinevra Barbarians, Issington FC and his national team. A career hampered by a ligament injury during a friendly against the Polar Islandstates at age thirty. A hesitating start as a national manager with a short stint as assistant for the Apoxian squad, followed with a success story with the sympathetic Wye United, leading them from the second tier into silverware.

But those were not the kind of questions the lads would ask him. What was he like? What system would he pick out? Could he handle a joke or was he a stiff upper lip type? Would he want them to throw in everything they’ve got, not caring about the consequences? Would he let me play? And where?

But that was not the real question they had in mind. Would he save this squad from the nerves which had them in a firm grip? Would he manage to make them fulfil the expectations, set so unbelievably high after that glorious World Cup and unexpected luck in the Campionato?

With that on his mind, Sverre entered the brand-new Anders Bergh National Football Complex, named after the unfortunate former Jottnar goalie who had recently passed away after a courageous yet hopeless battle against cancer. The project had been one a personal project of Reinhard Shale, one of the many large and small elements with which the Nepharim had really sent Buyanese football into the twenty-first century.

Reinhard Shale... Devold shook his head. There was no use in thinking about the man who had been declared ‘the past’ by the BFB. For Sverre, it had come as a shock even with the amount of signals given by the specialised press in advance. It felt unfair as he knew that Shale had done everything within his might to get the engine running despite the glaring fact that too many players were out of shape - a fact which revealed the painful truth that this squad was a collection of rather ordinary players, notwithstanding a few exceptions. No, Sverre realised, there was no use in thinking about Shale now. Besides, would he think about us again?

When he entered and firmly placed his bag underneath the large number ten which had been hung up against the wall, he looked at those present already. Pawlo Marciak, fumbling in his corner. Tjelberg teammates Raestad and Lammerschon having a chat. Over there were Ruutu and Giertych, Ullsmang and Saldlund. Sigi Prinsen and Risto Pajari sharing a laugh. Bit by bit, the realisation fell to him that he was the senior amongst this crew. Sverre attempted to salvage himself with the knowledge that veterans Smetona and Rettinger were notorious upon arriving late, but all in all, it did leave a certain annoying feeling.

“Anything I can get you?” the gentle voice of Dahle broke his train of thought.
“No, all fine,” Sverre responded.

There would have been a time when he would have found a cocky answer to that, when he was a young go-getter who somehow turned out to be the hottest thing to walk Buyanese pitches. An arrival in the Barbury dressing room had quickly made him discover his spot - and his very own character. With the act shook off, he had changed into a pensive young man and later on into a pensive man. Today, he started to discover that he was becoming a pensive veteran. It even bothered him a little that those young kids like Dahle, with his cheeks like fresh apples and those two kilos of baby fat around his waist, treated him with such respect.

With said aura hanging around him, it was no surprise that he was the first target to Adam Kossakovsky as he entered. Whilst the remainder of the room went silent, Sverre tried to play it cool by fumbling some more with his shoelaces as he walked up to him. The Polarian assistant of Maarsden looked as if he could immediately get back on the pitch and net some free kicks with his notorious left boot in case of an emergency.

“We’re going to hit the pitch at once, Chris is looking forth to meeting you all,” he spoke with that typical northern accent.
“All right,” Sverre responded, looking up to the man.

There was something in his glance which revealed the meaning of those words. Within that short sentence, there was a question. It was one of those one-sentence questions which demanded nothing but a simple yes or no - in terms of words - but a connection and commitment to go across years - in fact.

“All right,” Sverre repeated, “I’ll get them round up in five.”




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Bench: Saldlund, Marciak, Raestad, Ruutu, Smetona, Venclova, Moen, Lammerschon, Ullsmang, Balnerii, Dahle, Pajari


“Hi lads...”

Maarsden had a remarkably soft voice, Sverre Devold thought, before his attention was sucked towards the slide which had been projected against the wall.

“I’m fully aware that this is different from what you’ve grown accustomed to lately. And I’m as aware that this won’t come from my notebook onto the pitch in seconds... But with the right amount of work and dedication, we’ll make this work.”

4-4-1-1, with a sole striker. Espen Knutsen, the attacker-turned-midfielder as a false number ten. Castell and Pajari as wide wingers instead of a powerful duo of box-to-boxes. Duco Dalmshelf as sole striker instead of a partnership.

Afterwards, Devold was thinking about how much joy the press would have with overanalysing this line-up. Right now, all he could focus was on the position Maarsden was expecting of him.
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Postby Chiata » Tue Mar 31, 2015 12:07 pm

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Britt: Hello, fair viewers! I am Logan Britt former midfielder for the Suns and veteran of a World Cup Round of 16. It is my pleasure to be speaking to you from Kazamatsuri.

Britt: With the number one spot on the line, Chiata and Kazamatsuri will be playing their very hardest.

Britt: Both National Anthems have been played and few few nationalistic tears have been shed. Let's get this show on the road.

Britt: Davis will open up the game with the kick off to Prince. He dodged around a bit before getting cornered by Kira. Prince lofts the ball up and it is stolen away by Toyota.

...

Britt: 23rd minute and the Suns have Kazamatsuri on their heals. Stewart runs down the flank, shoot, and SCORES! GOOOAAAAAL! Stewart got an angle off of Akechi and pivoted for a quick kick that was nearly parallel to the end line. It had just enough spin to turn and rattle of the woodwork and into the goal. Mikawa didn't even flinch as she thought the shot would sail wide. Eastep on the assist after a long ball.

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Britt: Chiata is still firmly in control. Chances by Shokuho, Toyota, and Jinnai have all been negated by Truex's fine goal keeping. Sakurada finds space and is running to the box. She outfoxes Carry and lays a shot off. Blocked! Another save by Truex! Interesting statistic just came in. In 8 qualifying games, Truex has allowed only 1 goal, making his Goald Allowed per game at 0.125. Astounding!

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Britt: In the dying minutes of the first half. Pearlman has the ball and shoots a cross to Prince. It sails high as time expires.

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Britt: Kazamatsuri comes out of the gate with fire in their bellies. They have been denied by Truex time and time again. A few minutes in and they release a flury of attack. The back line is overwhelmed. Toyota plants in the box and PK distance. Drat. It goes in. Truex could not guess the direction and Toyota hammered the ball through. Good play for Kazamatsuri and the assist is given to Jinnai.

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Britt: Late in the second half, Chiata and Kazamatsuri are locked in a duel for momentum. Possession times remain even as both sides probe for a weakness. Marti trips and opens up a lane for Kira to break through. Shot is released... and smothered by Truex! He continues to prove that he is a world class goal keeper.

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Britt: The crowd continues to roar here in Kazamatsuri. However, Chiata is unfazed and has taken control of the possession game. Marti was taken out due to her slip and Carroll was placed in. Perhaps he has won back his starting position? Another shot is muffed, this time by Prince. Very little stoppage time is given. The game appears it will end in a 1-1 draw. Great job by Kazamatsuri for drawing Chiata, and, well, actually scoring on an almost perfect keeper. See you next time at Gulf Stadium when Panamerhispania travels to Chiata. Until then.
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Champions: 1st IDLO Ultimate Cup, Runner Cup One
3rd Place: IBC 15
Quarter Finals: CoH 62, CoH 63, CoH 64, IBC 14, CE XIII
Round of 16: WC 69, BoF 52, CoH 66, CoH 67, CE XII, IBC 16, IBC 17
Qualified: WC 76, CoH 58, CoH 60, CoH 65
Playoffs: WC 71, WC 72, WC 73
Highest KPB: 24 (Post WC 69)

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Postby Equestrian States » Tue Mar 31, 2015 12:36 pm

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Equestrians Unbeaten, Not Unopposed
by Steve McNotapony

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Equestrian States 3-1 Windsor Islands
at Sky-High Coliseum in Cloudsdale, Equestrian States
Attendance: 64,836
Scoring:
Image Sonar '16 (E. Everdeen)
Image Thunderlane '45+1 (R. Tyler)
Image Unknown '55 (Unknown)
Image Decima '74 (S. Body)

CLOUDSDALE - The Ponies returned home to Cloudsdale from Kandorith, disappointed to have missed the opportunity to break free of their two closest qualifying rivals. Though the better of the two sides at Huanghzhé Stadium, the Equestrians' lack of finishing denied them full points and forced the Ponies to settle for draw that only maintained their position in the group. As such, the Equestrian States' needed to defeat the Windsor Islands at home, unfortunately for the struggling, bottom-seeded, last place team in Group 4 that was effectively eliminated from contention well before the campaign's midpoint.

Given the nonexistent margin for error, manager Pearly White sent out a starting eleven that - while not the Ponies' strongest - wouldn't give the visitors much of a chance to pull off the upset; and as soon as the match started, it was clear the best the Windsor Islanders could hope for was to park the metaphorical bus and pray for a draw. Just after the quarter-hour mark, those hopes were ended as Elaine Everdeen found Sonar with a long ball that the bat-winged striker volleyed past the helpless opposing goalkeeper to give the Equestrian States a 1-0 lead. The Ponies continued to press the opponents' back four throughout the first half, the crowd groaning with every near-miss and save. But the Equestrians weren't to be denied a second goal before the break, as Thunderlane rose above the rest in the half's waning moments to head home a precise Rosie Tyler corner.

Confident that her side had secured all three points, Pearly White made two changes for the second half, bringing on Decima and Jermaine Poole to give them a chance to impress and improve their respective standing in the squad's depth charts. Though the visitors found their way back into the match with a 55th minute goal that took a lucky deflection past an otherwise solid Marilyn Peterson, Decima killed off any chance of a Windsor Islands comeback with a strike that thundered off the post into the back of the net. After restoring their two-goal lead, the Equestrians battered away at the visitors, hoping to improve their goal difference, but were unable to find a fourth goal in the final 15 minutes of the match.

  GROUP 4                   Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts        MD9 Results:
1 Image Equestrian States 9 6 3 0 19 8 +11 21 Image BYN 1-0 EST Image
2 Image Kandorith 9 6 2 1 27 14 +13 20 @ The Nine in Dyatinsk, BYN
3 Image Buyan 9 6 1 2 13 8 +5 19 Image MAT 3-0 THB Image
4 Image Matthewsiania 9 5 1 3 17 10 +7 16 @ Estádio Nacional in Matekkipper, MAT
5 Image Kernansquillec 9 4 1 4 22 18 +4 13 Image KRN 2-5 KAN Image
6 Image Estenia 9 3 1 5 8 11 −3 10 @ National Stadium in Kern. City, KRN
7 Image Thibaut 9 0 2 7 2 20 −18 2 E Image EQS 3-1 WDS Image
8 Image Windsor Islands 9 0 1 8 7 26 −19 1 E @ Sky-High Coliseum in Cloudsdale, EQS

Key - Qualified, Playoffs, Cannot Win Group, Eliminated

Victorious over the Windsor Islands, the Equestrian States remain atop the table by a point after Kandorith followed up a fortunate draw against the Ponies with a much more comfortable 5-2 rout of Kernansquillec that effectively brings an end to the Kers' World Cup ambitions. The Buyanese edged Estenia at home after sacking their old manager despite being just two points out of first in the group and one point shy of the playoff berth. Next up for the Equestrians is a trip to Estenia's Murin Esten Sportsplex, where the Ponies will take on an Estenia team that - though not yet mathematically eliminated from qualifying - is effectively out of the race to reach the finals Felix and Yttribia, only a miraculous run of results able to give them any hope.



Match Reports :: Match Days 8-9

Image KANDORITH 2-2 EQUESTRIAN STATES Image
Huanghzhé Stadium (cap. 120,000) in Xiǎngzhóu, Kandorith

Scoring:
Image Méng Zeiji '27 (JieJie)
Image Pristina Shine '30 (Krystal)
Image Méng Zeiji '41 (X. Chosi)
Image Wither '70 (Pristina Shine)

Starting XI:
GK - Nightflame
CB - Brix Hamilton
CB - Flitter
CB - Rumble
CM - Cloudchaser
CM - Apple Cobbler
LW - Krystal
CAM - Rainbow Blitz
RW - Stardust
ST - Pristina Shine
ST - Thunderlane

Substitutions:
Image Erauso Iburrusteta in for Flitter '45
Image Luminesce in for Cloudchaser '68
Image Wither in for Thunderlane '68
Image EQUESTRIAN STATES 3-1 WINDSOR ISLANDS Image
Sky-High Coliseum (cap. 65,000) in Cloudsdale, Equestrian States

Scoring:
Image Sonar '16 (E. Everdeen)
Image Thunderlane '45+1 (R. Tyler)
Image Unknown '55 (Unknown)
Image Decima '74 (S. Body)

Starting XI:
GK - Marilyn Peterson
CB - Brix Hamilton
CB - Andrea Molovi
CB - Sunlight
CM - Cloudchaser
CM - Rosie Tyler
LW - Krystal
CAM - Elaine Everdeen
RW - Sparrow Body
ST - Thunderlane
ST - Sonar

Substitutions:
Image Jermaine Poole in for Cloudchaser '45
Image Decima in for Thunderlane '45
Image Krysia Bailey in for Brix Hamilton '63
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Postby The Sarian » Tue Mar 31, 2015 12:44 pm

MODERATOR - Hello and welcome to the first General Election debate, tonight we are live from The Royal University in Marlborough, Isle Regis with the leaders of the four largest parties in The Sarian in terms of poll ratings. In just six months time one of these people will be the first democratically elected Chief Executive in over a decade, and that process begins today with the first election debate.

Tonight we are joined by the leader of the Democratic Socialist Party, Mr. Harry Dunbar; the Traditionalists leader, Mr. Timothy Holdsworth; leader of the Progressive Union, Mr. Michael Bryan and the Chairman of the Florican Party, Mr. Karl Cryton, welcome gentlemen.

To kickstart the evening each party leader shall have a one minute to present an opening statement, followed by questions from the studio audience.

Mr Dunbar.

HARRY DUNBAR (DSP) - The problems with this country can be solved, don't let anyone tell you different. Inequality is higher than ever before, the DSP have a comprehensive plans to balance this. We want a fundamental overhaul of not just the last decade, but the last century. It is a disgrace as we approach the 23rd Century that we do not have universal health care, that must change. It is a disgrace that private institutions can offer a better education to the few rather than investing in a great education system for the many. This country can do so much better, and I want to be the one who leads that.

MODERATOR - Mr Holdsworth.

TIMOTHY HOLDSWORTH (TRAD) - We are the only party with a sound, long term economic plan. We are the only party whose spending plans have not be ridiculed by independent think tanks. We are the only party who commits to low taxation for all people, to reward those who work hard to improve the lives of themselves and their family. Other parties talk like they live in a utopian world, we live in the real world and we see how to make it the best real world for ourselves and our children.

MODERATOR - Mr Bryan.

MICHAEL BRYAN (PROG) - We do not have to live like this. The DSP talk about a society which would be bankrupt within three years, the Traditionalists talk about a society with inequality and bigotry in the centre, we in the Progressive Union want a strong economy and a fair society. We have a number of schemes outlined in our preliminary manifesto to encourage businesses and job creators, a number of schemes to help low and middle income workers, a number of schemes to boost employment, better education and help the environment. We are the party of all the country, we are party which can better the country.

MODERATOR - Mr Cryton.

KARL CRYTON (FLOR) - These are tough times we live in. We need national strength more now than ever, we have heard from all these parties how they will destroy the credibility of The Sarian abroad. I have looked at the policy commitments of all of these parties and all of them will cut the defence budget, put unnecessary legislation on our oil, spend millions of your imperias on unneeded bureaucracy. All three of these men are a danger to the security of this nation, and all three of these men need to be stopped. That is what I stand for.

MODERATOR - We will now move on to questions from the studio audience. Each Party Leader will have one minute to respond to each question, followed by a further five minutes of debate and rebuttal, the first question is from Miss Alexandra Gordon.

AUDIENCE MEMBER - What is each party's stance on issues which in some countries are considered fundamental human rights, but are illegal in The Sarian.

MODERATOR - Can you qualify what these are, Miss Gordon?

AUDIENCE MEMBER - Gay marriage, abortion and other such issues.

MODERATOR - Mr Holdsworth.

TIMOTHY HOLDSWORTH (TRAD) - We have to be cautious. I understand your point of view, Alexandra, but we have to be careful that abortion does not lead to a culture of death and selective breeding, abortion should only be in the cases of rape, incest and where the woman's life is in risk. As for gay unions, that is not marriage. Imagine the message that sends to the young people of this country, it is a sick practise and we will prioritise the economy over such immoral frivolities.

MODERATOR - Mr Bryan.

MICHAEL BRYAN (PROG) - In short, we are in favour of gay marriage, we are in favour of abortion and I agree with you, Alexandra that these are fundamental human rights. It is a disgrace that both of these things are criminalised in our nation and they will both be at the forefront of our legislative program.

MODERATOR - Mr Cryton.

KARL CRYTON (FLOR) - Timothy summed it up perfectly. Both are immoral practises and both should not be allowed in a principled country, these are not fundamental human rights, these are inhuman playings of God. While in government, we implemented a gay propaganda law which was subsequently repealed under the undemocratic Transitional Council, we will bring this back. As I said in my opening statement, we are in danger of losing our stature, killing our unborn children will not help that. A vote for the Florican Party is a vote against having children corrupted and murdered.

MODERATOR - Mr Dunbar.

HARRY DUNBAR (DSP) - Alexandra, I agree with you. Like Michael, I am in favour of abortion, it is a right for all women. As for gay marriage, I am in favour in principle. However, I don't think it should be the first thing in the legislative program, this country has a lot more problems than gay marriage, so I will not stand here and commit to passing it during this parliament, I want to but I can not promise it.

MODERATOR - We now open the floor to debate, Mr Bryan.

MICHAEL BRYAN (PROG) - I must say, I am appalled at the opinions of the Traditionalists and Karl Cryton. Can they not see that both of these issues are essential to creating a fair society for all involved?

KARL Cryton (FLOR) - Is murdering and corrupting children fair?

MICHAEL BRYAN (PROG) - How is allowing two consenting, loving adults to cement their love in law corrupting children? That is vile and bigoted and has no place in building a modern nation.

TIMOTHY HOLDSWORTH (TRAD) - There is no point being progressive for the sake of being progressive. Allowing gay marriage broadcasts to the young, lame and gullible of this nation that it is okay to be unnatural and not procreate. We are not Karl Cryton, we are not Frederik Elwing, we will not ban homosexuality but we will ban the corruption of the most vulnerable in our society and I make no apologies for that.

MICHAEL BRYAN (PROG) - Neither of you have answered my question, how is allowing to loving individuals to marry corrupting children?

KARL Cryton (FLOR) - WIth all due respect, Mr Bryan, we came here to answer questions from the electorate, not a hippy with a suit.

MICHAEL BRYAN (PROG) - Once again, you have dodged the question because you have no response to it. You want to build a backward society that is not representative of modern values. You talk about the strength and stature of the nation, before the Florican Party seized power Gorgona, and indeed the rest of metropolitan Isle Kensingtea, was renowned around the multiverse for its LGBT plus scene and liberal attitudes, a reputation which earned it a number of tourists and substantial income. This reputation, and source of income for thousands, was ruined by your government because of your vile, bigoted views. Gay, Lesbian and Trans people should be allowed to live and marry openly, and I am disgusted that anyone standing here today would say otherwise.

MODERATOR - Alright, we're going to move on now, I believe Mr Joseph Remington has a question, Mr Remington?

AUDIENCE MEMBER - For thirty years of my life, I worked in the Sarian Internal Security Service, providing an essential service to the people of this country, can each party leader assure me that they will not make cuts to the service?

MODERATOR - Kicking us off this time is Mr Cryton.

KARL CRYTON (FLOR) - I absolutely agree with you, Joseph. The ISS is an essential service and will have more money injected in it under a Florican government to help keep the streets safe. Under Florican rule, combined spending on defence and policing doubled, and we aim to increase that by a further 25%, meaning that there will be more ISS Officers, better equipment and better training. Defence and Crime Prevention is our main priority, and the Internal Security Service is essential to that.

MODERATOR - Mr Dunbar.

HARRY DUNBAR (DSP) - I of course stand by the Internal Security Service and its hardworking officers who keep our streets safe from both major and minor crime. Investiture in public services is a big part of the DSP vision for this country and we will continue to invest in every public service to ensure the best deal for the taxpayers of this country.

MODERATOR - Mr Holdsworth

TIMOTHY HOLDSWORTH (TRAD) - The Traditionalist Party is not going to make cuts, but we are going to redistribute funds in the service to cut back the bureaucracy and add a further 3000 ISS Officers on the streets, those are the changes that will better safeguard our streets without having to raise taxes. We are committed to them and we make a cast-iron guarantee to stick to them. More jobs, less bureaucracy - that is the Traditionalist mantra.

MODERATOR - Mr Bryan

MICHAEL BRYAN (PROG) - Like Timothy I think we need to re-evaluate where we distribute spending on the Internal Security Service. There is far too much red tape which needs to be scrapped and we spend far too much on arming every single officer - the Progressive Union wants a police service, not a paramilitary organization. By halving the number of firearm licensed officers we can free up millions of imperias to have more frontline officers - you don't need a rifle to deal with anti-social behaviour for crying out loud. We will make a small cut in the ISS budget, I'm not going to hide that from you - but we will invest in more officers on the street and rehabilitation for repeat offenders.

MODERATOR - We will now open the floor for debate, Mr Dubar.

HARRY DUNBAR (SDP) - I think that the Progressive Union stance is worrying quite frankly. I disagree with Karl on almost everything but he is right, these are tough times we live in, and we can't afford to have cuts in the Internal Security Service, that just doesn't make sense.

MICHAEL BRYAN (PROG) - We will have cuts in middle management and the rifles every officer carries around, but in terms of officers on the street there will be more under myself and the Progressive Union than anyone else.

KARL CRYTON (FLOR) - What is the point of having the men if they aren't prepared to deal with any occurrence?

MICHAEL BRYAN (PROG) - You aren't seriously telling me that we need firearms to deal with crime?

TIMOTHY HOLDSWORTH (TRAD) - Mr Bryan, you're showing your naivety. It is not just the firearms to keep the public safe, but the ISS Officers themselves safe. When ISS Officers were first handed firearms, around thirty years ago, there was over seventeen thousand cases of violence against the ISS, that went down to two thousand within five years and is even lower today. I want my ISS Officers to be as safe as they keep me, that is why I am not cutting the budget.

HARRY DUNBAR (SDP) - I will hold my hands up here, if I were going to make cuts anywhere in the ISS Budget, the first place I would look is the armoury budget - it is enormous and must be one of the largest in Esportiva.

TIMOTHY HOLDSWORTH (TRAD) - So you wouldn't cut the red tape and the bureaucracy first?

HARRY DUNBAR (SDP) - I think it's very convenient to blame red tape and the nasty big government for all you problems, but the fact is that it's necessary and no, I shall not commit to cutting it.

KARL CRYTON (FLOR) - What we're hearing here is all the other parties bickering about how they will save money in the ISS. I say, lets not save money on it! There are things to save money on, our safety is not one of those, we should be injecting more money in, we should have more officers and better equipment, not one or the other. A Florican Government is essential for the safety of this country.

MODERATOR - Okay, that draws a nice end to the discussion. There will be more after the break, join us then.
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Postby United States of Devonta » Tue Mar 31, 2015 1:27 pm

Another Victory
Devontans copy there there last win against Nikolaos

United States of Devonta 2-0 Nikolaos

United States of Devonta (4-4-2 Diamond): Cooper, Brooks, Benton, Kindred, Liam, Russell, Abdullah, Edwards, Owens, Johansen, Adams

Quick Stats:
64% Possessions, 16 Shots, 9 on goal
36% Possessions, 4 Shots, 2 on goal

Scores:
Johansen (3'), Brooks (72')
----NONE----

CAUTIONED: ----NONE----
EJECTED: ----NONE----

Table:
P-Group 19                                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Brenecia 9 6 2 1 23 9 +14 20
2 United States of Devonta 9 5 3 1 17 7 +10 18
3 Holy Republican Empire 9 5 3 1 18 13 +5 18
4 Estope 9 4 3 2 12 9 +3 15
5 Timbermunich 9 4 2 3 8 6 +2 14
6 Lons 9 2 2 5 8 18 −10 8
7 Ekoz 9 2 0 7 3 14 −11 6
8 Nikolaos 9 0 1 8 4 17 −13 1

Victorious Freindly
Devontans defeat rival team

United States of Devonta 2-0 Estenia

United States of Devonta (4-4-2 Diamond): Cooper, Brooks, Benton, Kindred, Liam, Russell, Abdullah, Edwards, Owens, Johansen, Adams

Quick Stats:
55% Possessions, 12 Shots, 8 on goal
45% Possessions, 10 Shots, 7 on goal

Scores:
Abdullah (67'), Johansen (86')
Nikolaev (83')

CAUTIONED: Liam (23')
EJECTED: ----NONE----
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Postby Farfadillis » Tue Mar 31, 2015 1:33 pm

Stvoto Latoli had proved a very fierce opponent in the first game, at La Fantás. They had chosen to phenomenally park the bus, and it took no less than seventy minutes of constant Farf madness for Kâí to score the on and only goal against them. Now, they were facing these defensive bastards at their own stadium and, somehow, Terán had managed to score a goal out of thin air by dribbling three inside the box. Pekarik knew this was a one-off and could not possibly happen again. Sure, Stvoto Latoli only averaged one goal every four games, but what would happen if the defense suddenly made a hardly surprising mistake? What if, as a consequence, the Latolians parked the bus as if there were nothing more precious than a point against the top seed? Farfadillis was already in an uncomfortable position; dropping two more points, even if on the road, was simply something they couldn't afford. The solution was evident to Pekarik.

After the habitual five-minute silent rest, Pekarik announced his verdict.

"Ok, everyone, listen carefully." He raised his voice.

Everyone was, well, listening carefully. Over the years, he had earned the respect of every single player in that dressing room. Even very absent-minded players like Terán and Monrazón were waiting for what he had to say.

"We're a goal ahead of a frustratingly defensive team, and we can't drop any more points. We know they can't score goals against any team which does not expose itself. As a result, and what I'm gonna say might surprise those of you who have never played outside the Farf league, I've decided we're going to grind out this win. We'll no longer focus on scoring. We'll focus on not conceding. Understood?"

For players like Bârr, Alaminos and Mêndêlöíndçêl, this was hardly a shocking decision. It's true, Farfadillis always shone as an attacking team - and indeed it's always been its greatest claim to fame - but the objective was the World Cup proper, and anything goes when you want the three points. With their experience in foreign countries with contrasting footballing schemes, they were up to the task.

Indeed, even offensive players like Fôx, Delafuente, Fuego and Dandalleion understood where Pekarik came from. They had had enough time abroad to mature into more international players than Farf kamikazes, though they did always keep that Farf flair only true Farves possess.

The problem was that a few players had no experience outside Farf football. Tzâín (luckily a goalkeeper), Cayfú, Kâí (who had played abroad, but whatever trace of non-Farf football of his had been erased by the last few seasons played for Mâ Âlâmëómë) and Terán (who also played abroad, but never paid enough attention) were simply not made for grinding out wins. They were not used to it. Cayfú was not bad at defending, but Pekarik knew he couldn't trust him when it came to not bombing forward occasionally. Kâí's talent to create chances out of nothingness had always been his biggest strength, but it was of little use when you were trying to focus on defending. He knew very well he couldn't expect Kâí to not try to get another goal. And, finally, he sighed, came Terán. A frustrating footballer if there ever was one. Talented as heck, yes, but as talented as he was Pekarik had had to bench him a few times on his first cycle because of how thick-headed he could be. Over time he came to understand Terán was not actually stupid, but very absent-minded. To an extreme. He still wondered how he ever got used to a player like him. Managing this national team sure had changed him. Maybe for the better, maybe not. He couldn't afford that now. He had to set an example.

He would replace Terán with Monrazón, just for this match of course. Funnily enough, Ruy was not a lot better. Pekarik had called him up because his scout had been very insistent on it. Jon Veen's judgement was one the Polarian trusted, and if Monrazón turned out to be the new Mêndêlöíndçêl, as Jon frequently mentioned, then there was no reason not to call him up. Mêndêlöíndçêl had always been the only world class non-Farf Farf player out there. However, after calling him up, Pekarik was swiftly disappointed: Monrazón was not the kind of no-bullshit, hardworking, obedient player Mêndêlöíndçêl had always been. He was a softer version of Terán. Fortunately, though, he had a knack for defending so Steffan's biggest worry was out of the way almost from the start. Now, Pekarik was willing to give this young man his debút for the national team. He was hoping - as he'd learn from Terán to no longer expect - he'd focus one-hundred percent on the match.

Nobody voiced any complaints. Apparently, everyone agreed to trust the manager and grind out the win, and even Terán seemed to be in compliance with being replaced if the game was to be played defensively. He was proud to have - at least apparently - drilled that professionalism into every player. The greater good was what mattered.

The second half, as he expected, was pretty boring. Farfadillis' defending was way too much for Stvoto Latoli's piss poor attack, and with Farfadillis no longer insisting on scoring it was hardly a surprise that the game had turned into the perfect lullaby. Still, a job well done is a job well done, and Farfadillis nailed the three points that day. Nobody could question the results.
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Slatan Irkovic opened his eyes. He was in a dark, dead forest with little light. The air was cold and thick with fog and smelled like rotting flesh. Where was he? Where was his cell? What is this place? Slatan wondered these things as he gained his bearings.
Irkovic began to walk forwards, hoping to find some landmarks. The smell of rotting flesh grew stronger as he walked through the fog. Dead leaves crunched under his bare feet. The ground was damp with dew.
"Goooaaallll!" A shout echoed through the trees. "What a goal from Leones Cleen for a hat trick! Spectacular skill!" Slatan gritted his teeth, What is this? Who dares to mock me with my enemy's glory? Suddenly, the thick fog on the right opened up to show what looked like a TV image of Cleen celebrating a goal. Irkovic stared in confusion. It closed up as he trudged on. Moments later, to his left a similar image appeared. Cleen ran to the corner to celebrate his goal against Castigonia, shaking his fists in the air. Slatan could feel his anger building, That should be me.
As he walked through the woods, images continued to appear around him of Cleen's success on and off of the field. Eventually, Slatan could not take it anymore. The former WMNT striker began slashing at the images, only to meet fog and connecting only with air. This angered the man even more. As he ran through the woods, punching, kicking, and screaming, the smell of rotten flesh grew even stronger.
Slatan was sprinting now through the trees. He was leaping over roots and smashing through low hanging branches. Irkovic could not seem to escape these images of his greatest rival's fame. It was madness. He tore through a thick group of trees and his foot caught on a root hidden in the fog. Slatan sprawled forwards, covering his chest, arms, and face in mud and leaves.
"You've got to be kidding me," Slatan said while spitting out grime. The smell of the ground is putrid, he thought, Wait, that's not- Sltan gasped as he looked up. Laying in a muddy clearing ahead of him was his rotting body. The decaying flesh was hanging from cracked bones. His face was in a look of anguish which caused utter horror in Slatan. Worms and bugs crawled through the decomposing muscle, making squishing and squeezing noises. Irkovic could not stand the sight any longer. He turned and ran deep into the woods where the images disappeared, where the shouts of goal were long gone, and where he could be alone. He knew it was over. Everything was over.

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Postby The Sword Bloke » Tue Mar 31, 2015 2:24 pm

ARRGH.... UMM.... WHY US???
Azrea have shocked the Swordeans 1-0 at Dream Games Stadium after a penalty scored by an Azrean striker in the 31st minute. But who was this striker? You don't need to know. Shop Owner has announced that when when we lose to a team like Azrea who hasn't even chosen their team's formation, that we won't reveal the name of the striker. That's our excuse for not providing a name for the striker. In fact, now whenever an opposition player scores a goal vs The Sword Bloke, the Swordean TV network will be taken down for 30 minutes, and all you can hear is the booing of fans in your neighbourhood. Well, the squad will be changed for the game vs Mendoya: Penalty expert Young'un Josh Harkey will replace George Haklim as starting goalie & Jells Kondrii will be moved from forward to defence. We might do it.
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Postby Carialus » Tue Mar 31, 2015 3:05 pm

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Two Solid Wins


Carialus, after the the mid qualifying break, was well rested for the second leg of the qualifiers. They were in second when they were seeded in third and were only separated by two goals for from the group leader, which surprisingly was not Farfadillis, but instead Antoletia. As they had before, Carialus played Svoto Latoli to start off the stretch of seven games, though this time the Comrades were at home. As before, Carialus dominated much of the game with their dominant possession game and opportunistic, if not sometimes forced, offensive attack. In the 17th minute, Lyu made an excellent one on one save against Gomes' shot that kept the score tied at zero. However, Carialus would not remain scoreless. By the 35th minute, Carialus had 8 shots on goal compared to Svoto Latoli's three. Playing for keeper for Carialus was Dopita, and he was playing quite well. Boulos had been pulled after allowing five goals in the game against Farfadillis. Apparently, he had been yanked from the line up as well. In the 43rd, Svoto Latoli was getting sluggish as they waited for half time and Frost made them pay. The 33 year old proved he was fit for international play by besting the "youngling" abd al Raziq and firing one straight to the corner to give Carialus the advantage going into the second 45.

Come the time for play to resume, Svoto Latoli had little answer for Frost's goal. Irmedheghi and Zhooheizhyu tried to rally their squad, but it was to no avail. Eventually, O'Bearga took matters into his own hands and went for a solo run at the goal. In a surprising show of skill, Dopita moved forward, dived, and sliced the ball away from O'Bearga's feet. After that, Svoto Latoli went into a land slide. Their defense became uncoordinated and their offense was no where to be seen. Carialus couldn't help but take advantage of this by scoring one last goal and achieving, again, a 2-0 win over Svoto Latoli. To give them some praise, in both matches their inexperienced squad has shown great zeal and determination, although, in the case against Carialus, it never amounted to any goals. They never gave up, no matter how confused they became.

Carialus would stay at Capital Field and wait until the Fire Ants showed up to play in Matchday 9. Last time, the teams caught for a draw. This time around, one team would come away victorious. By the title, you obviously know who wins already. The game was close throughout the entire match. When one side would gain the upper hand, the other team would quickly turn the tables. The game turned out to be a feast of goals. Frost scored first, but Gregovich answered within five minutes. By the 20th, Antoletia was ahead due to a shot by R. Robideau that made the score 2-1. However, Carialus stuck with it and Cerny found the net to make it tied at the half. The Fire Ants went atop the Comrades again when Gregovich scored his second goal. Dopita was performing poorly and Boulos was waiting expectinly on the bench. The substitution never came to be as Lelek made the game a draw once more. Just before stoppage time began, Lelek struck again against a flustered Anghelescu to bring the game in the Comrades favor. Antoletia simply had not enough time to make the game even once more and Carialus escaped capital field with a hard fought win.
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Postby Kandorith » Tue Mar 31, 2015 3:35 pm

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Kandorith Sticks To Promises



Kernansquillec 2–5 Kandorith



-Group 4                                    Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Equestrian States 9 6 3 0 19 8 +11 21
2 Kandorith 9 6 2 1 27 14 +13 20
3 Buyan 9 6 1 2 13 8 +5 19
4 Matthewsiania 9 5 1 3 17 10 +7 16
5 Kernansquillec 9 4 1 4 22 18 +4 13
6 Estenia 9 3 1 5 8 11 −3 10
7 Thibaut 9 0 2 7 2 20 −18 2
8 Windsor Islands 9 0 1 8 7 26 −19 1



Overwhelming, completely overwhelming were the words from the commentators and the press. The Red Dragons have performed way above themselves again. Beating Kernansquillec with five goals assured Kandorith of at least staying in the top 3 for now. The aim however still remains one point away. Xí-tiang's team is still chasing that number one spot, the direct qualifier for the first time. Although one thing is certain, he has put together the best Kandorese team ever.


As Kandorith is making up for the last part of the qualifying campaign, the team is looking amazing. The new formula of coach Xí-tiang is slowly but surely becoming a legendary thing to the Kandorese fans. The coach himself was not available for comments for once, as normally he is quite the vocal man to the press. For the first time the crowd at home is completely sure Kandorith will make it to the World Cup. Meanwhile the team is taking the night of for much needed relaxation to prepare for the upcoming matches again in the coming days. The odds are now in Kandorith's hands and a draw for the Equestrian States would be enough to see Kandorith take the first position. Meanwhile Kandorith has to stay ahead of Buyan.
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Zenic
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Postby Zenic » Tue Mar 31, 2015 4:04 pm

“These last few hours have been.…..rather eventful, don’t you say?”

There they were: Emperor Proctor working at his desk, filling some paperwork approving an increased budget for building the Acquan new home with Consul Zandel by his side. It was the morning after the incident involving the Minister of Justice, Supreme Judge Madison and the news had hit the public a couple of hours ago. It had brought about outcry against the Emperor from some people until the Emperor himself had sent a message to all of the news outlets regarding Madison’s treason. An hour after the message, the mood of those select few had shifted from outcry to approval of Proctor’s actions.

“Regrettably, they have been, Fernando. It was too risky to simply monitor Madison and let him continue sabotaging the Empire.” Zandel nodded. “No need to explain yourself again. I trust you enough to not question your actions but at least give me a heads up beforehand. I hope that isn’t too much to ask?” Proctor chuckled. “Next time, I will make sure you are in the loop from the very beginning.” He looked over at Zandel smiling as Zandel smiled back. Proctor finished signing the paperwork, slipped them in a manila folder and handed it off to Zandel who walked off to finalize everything.

“Hopefully, the next few days won’t be as eventful as the last few hours were,” the Emperor said to himself.
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Ceni
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Postby Ceni » Tue Mar 31, 2015 4:51 pm

LETTER I

Dear Aunt Rosa,

I am glad to hear that you are safe and well in Noordenstaat. After reading your letter, I feel like I have experienced your trials and travails in getting to Noordenstaat. However, I must disagree with your stereotype of all boys as stinky. While I cannot fail to imagine the stinkiness that you went through cleaning your shipmates' quarters, I do not believe that all boys, or men, can be as stinky as sailors. They might need to put deodorant on once in a while, but all boys do not have messy rooms like a tornado came through them. In fact, my college dorm is as clean as can be.

Speaking of college, I have just arrived in Ceni and have started to settle in. I feel homesick for our little village Fiangara, with our town square. I miss our hut with Grandmother Aisha, sitting on the ground on a rug, singing a song. I miss walking up the hill to the stone quarry and playing in the water. I miss arm-wrestling with my friend Hery after school was over. I miss going down to the creek with him and picking as many bananas as we wanted. I miss cracking open the coconuts and sucking out the sweet milk. I miss swinging on my hammock with the feeling of absolute euphoria. I miss all my family, ready to share a feast for any occasion.

I still remember the feast that we had to celebrate my departure. It had everything one could ever want - fish in coconut sauce, banana pudding, groudnut cooked with pork, zebu-milk, mofo, koba... After the feast, I felt like my belly was going to burst like a balloon. Everything was so tasty, and everything was made with the love and care of our relatives. I can still remember my grandmother Aisha's perfume, smelling like pure sugar. Whenever I smell the smell of Grandmama Aisha's perfume, I remember her gentle and loving personality. I remember her, and I miss her.

Cenial is a big city, much bigger than I have been used to. The tall buildings stretch upward, upward, upward. I was almost totally overwhelmed by the sights, the smells, the tastes; they were so unlike my native Racao. Stepping of the subway, it felt like I was entering a totally new world. It was definitely not something I was used to, but I could definitely live with it. I definitely felt like flying around the buildings, seeing all the little people walk around, seeing all the hustle and the bustle. It felt invigorating to see people doing something besides farming.

College has been a wonderful experience for me so far. I have enrolled in several classes, and I hope to pursue a degree as a lawyer. Although I still miss our home in Racao, I will certainly still have a lot of new experiences here in Ceni. After I got off the plane, I immediately headed the university to unpack my bags and meet my dorm-mate. His name is Alexander, and I think we hit off well together. Both of us like tennis, and he is studying to become a lawyer as well. I actually saw him in a couple of my classes today, and I sat next to him.

He is a tall man, about a head taller than I am. He probably is better educated than I am, coming from a country which prioritizes high education. On the other hand, I come from a country where you have to pay a bribe to come to school, and even a uniform and shoes are prohibitive expenses for most families. I was lucky to get into this good a school. I studied and worked hard to go here, and I am glad that you and Grandmama Aisha were able to scrounge up enough money to send me here. Thank you for that.

Nevertheless, I think that I am going to do well here in Ceni. They are a tolerant people, and there are people from every walk of life and every country here. There are also lots of new foods to try. If I can afford it, hopefully I can go into Cenial and see the capital and all the attractions, and eat lots of good foods. Before then, though, I do have to concede that the school cafeteria will suffice for my food. There are a lot of options, and I am glad for that. Our campus is a beautiful place. In the middle, there is a large botanical garden with flowers and butterflies from every imaginable place and country on this planet, including Racao. Some of the flowers remind me of Grandmama Aisha's perfume; they smell sweet, just like she was. The buildings on our campus must have been designed two hundred years ago; they have that neo-classical charm.

Well, seeing as I only have a couple of minutes more left before I must head down to classes, I must conclude this letter. I enjoy hearing from you, Aunt Rosa, and I hope you know that I wish you good luck and that I still love you very much, even though we are thousands of miles apart. I hope that I can come visit you this year, maybe for Christmas. I must reiterate many times that I miss you, and all of my brothers and sisters.

XOXOXO

I miss you, Aunt Rosa. I look forward to your next letter.

Your nephew,
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Postby Northern Sunrise Islands » Tue Mar 31, 2015 5:41 pm

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Season 6, Chapter 7: Greetings to Sunrise and the Newfoundlands.


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Sindybot: I'm not sure.
Sunrise: Why?
Sindybot: For one, my readings say this sounds like we're shilling a Hockey League.
Sunrise: Your readings aren't exactly subtle.
Sindybot: Much like the advertising here.

Eventually, the rest of the crew arrived to watch the game, all somewhat excited... and filling up the room quite fast.

Guayabal: So, is this a game con el Riddare?
Sunrise: No, the game between Nedervike and the Mink Islanders is tomorrow.
Westie Sunrise: There is one thing I always wondewed about this league thing...
Southie Sunrise: What's the problem, sis?
Westie Sunrise: Why are all those teams from Northern Sunwise?
Central Sunrise: Well, the name of the league is Northern Sunrise Hockey League... and the other countries are still starting their own.
East Sunrise: You'll have enough time to watch the Porto Velho Fluff face the Porto Novo Huggy Bears.

East Sunrise gets a slap on the back of the neck from Southie on the other side of the couch.

East Sunrise: Hey!
Southie Sunrise: Shut up, dolt.
Dainer: Don't start, you two. It's hard to even fit in this couch!
Sarian: It'll be even harder if you two start.
Lower Sunrise: You know, I like hockey.
Upper Sunrise: You like everything that involve roughness.
Central Sunrise: You're aware of how that phrase sounded, right?
Upper Sunrise: ...I just realized.
Sunrise: Shhh... The game's starting!
Announcer: Welcome, welcome all from all parts of Esportiva, Futurnia, Rushmore, Atlantian Oceania and many others that might be watching this and welcome to the first game of the season of the Northern Sunrise Hockey League. Tonight, the Nordiques from Carnival take on the North Stars from Hartford!
Felix: It's night already? Jeez. No wonder it's so cold.
Quebec: Wimp.
Southie Sunrise: So, where's the popcorn and all that stuff?

The scene cuts to a, hilariously, stacked of food GAS, trying to not drop anything from a huge metallic board.

GAS: Why me?
Sunrise: That's what happens when you forget of telling everyone that you went on a trip and then ask why the house's so filled of people.
GAS: Well, it was odd.
Mikoto: I also noticed one thing the other day on the Atlas.
Sunrise: Uh, what?
Hodori: Yeah?
Ytt: Wrong cue.
Hodori: I'm aware, but you invited me here.
Audio: You invited... hell, I think everyone.
RedBlack: ... *nods*
Sindybot: And you all came for a mere hockey game?

GAS finally places all the food he was carrying, followed by Mikoto dropping a large chocolate cake covered with lemon topping and a hockey player doll serving as a candle.

Sindybot: ...huh.
Holy Republican: You know, I wondered one thing, Sunrise.
Sunrise: Not a wrestling question, is it?
Holy Republican: I know better than asking stuff to you on that.
Sunrise: ...
Holy Republican: This is a representation of the world, right?
Dainer: Pretty sure it is.
Holy Republican: Then shouldn't there be at least more four Sunrises?
Equestrian: Five.
Mikoto: We could work that out~

Sunrise blushes, while everyone starts laughing.

Sunrise: Let's pay attention on the match, shall we?

They all start watching at the game. Until.

RedBlack: ...That's actually something I wanted to ask you about.

!

Mikoto: !
East Sunrise: !
Southie Sunrise: !
Westie Sunrise: !
Dainer: !
Felix: !
Ytt: !
Hodori: !
Polar: !
Prince Matthew: !
Quebec: !
Sarian: !
Sindybot: !
Lower Sunrise: !
Central Sunrise: !
Upper Sunrise: !
Equestrian: !
Holy Republican: !
Quebec: !
GAS: !
Jeck: !
Sunrise: Holy hell, he talks!
RedBlack: ...
Audio: Well, no shit. I told you three chapters ago, I think
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Postby San Jose Guayabal » Tue Mar 31, 2015 6:28 pm

A person is checking the "El Nacional" webpage in order to see the most recent score of La Selecta, this was at one am, while he was preparing himself a secret "midnight snack".

His son, Juan José of 25 years old was spying what his dad was doing at that moment of the night, so he decided to send a virus to his dad computer in order to play a virtual "April Fools" joke to his dad, so he walked to the patio with his laptop and went to the treehouse.


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Written by: Marcos Sierra & Omar Paredes.
Date: Tuesday, 29/8/2197, 00:15 - San Salvador time


San Jose Guayabal had last night one of those very difficult games to solve in terms of the opposition that the local team showed on the court, despite getting a domain early in the game, a couple of blind spots in the defense of Guayabalenses made everything is out to the side and also made "La Selecta" lost ground in the fight for first place in the league 20 (Star United States), despite a game where few concessions were shown during the game, due to the style of offensive play of Itanpavia when displayed in the field.

Both teams came out with their best players to the field to give their best and to get three points that could have benefited the causes of equipment while Itanpavia left with the clear aim of defending their feud at all costs In order to score points, San Jose Guayabal came with the premise of getting three points that take them to think of a good end of qualifying, because adding a couple of points and benefit to start talking about probabilities of Qualifying to the World Cup 71 Finals and visit Yttribia and Felix.

Alx Liszt began with the game to give the ball to the offensive team, heading the ball to Tomasz, who ran toward the goal of Hernández in order to surprise the defense Guayabalense first strike of the game, Tomasz He gave the ball to Luiz Roberts to then give him a pass to Casey Ellis, who was at the edge of the area, decided to accommodate the ball for greater possibility succeeding and then finishing off the goal Hernandez, goalkeeper " La Selecta "managed to stop the shot and send it to a corner, on the first attempt on goal in the match in just the first minute of play. Ben Dakota made the corner, sending the ball into the area but Hernandez appeared timely to prevent advantage Itanpavia got in so early in the game.
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Los Borrachos del Sur, one of the many radical groups that supports "La Selecta" did a
long journey to visit Itanpavia and follow the National Team on a hard-fought game. In
the banner we can read: "Number 23rd on the rankings, Number one on my heart"
Source: GTV - 2, Agencia Nacional de Noticias.

Tenth minute of the game, the first offensive play for La Selecta was coming, under Captain Rodolfo Zelaya, who gave pass to Jonathan Faña for the came to the area and finish off in the lower left corner of the goal from Tom Albrunte, a soft shot but precisely placed in an easy point of reaching for Itanpavia goalkeeper, San Jose Guayabal stood in front of Itanpavia in profit in just ten minutes, when the first three minutes of the game were giving another impression of what may have been this period.

Already with one goal lead, La Selecta was not confident in their style of play, keeping the same aggressiveness that was acquired after the first five minutes, quick passes and verticality were elements that showed the momentum of the game part of the elite, while Itanpavia will be remembered for La Selecta for being an opponent who never gives budge under any circumstances, for sixteen minutes, Tomasz managed to reach the defensive third of SJG,

And after five minutes into the game, La Selecta looked and start taking some control gradually in the game, because the ball by Itanpavia had been arrested, as their offensive momentum, through constant robberies ball on the midfield by players like Rudy Valencia and Leonidas Bregoo, control of midfield had been obtained but lacked the generation of offensive plays, something that would be interesting to get in the beginning of the game, because a couple of plays could take for granted certain basis for the remainder the first time a game that promised to be intense at that time.

While Itanpavia still showed a spirit of courage and effort to attack on the sides of the Guayabalense defense, a second thrust came from Rodolfo Zelaya, who based a couple of plays Leonidas Bregoo, who ran to the edge of the area give a pass to Zelaya, who was outlined to receive the pass, after that Zelaya spiked the ball and sent it to the back of the net for Albrunte exactly the middle of the porterpia and placed at La Selecta with a two-goal lead in Seventeen minutes into the game, it was still too early to say definitely had won the game, but an advantage of two goals is very interesting to get it right before you get to the first twenty minutes of a game. This goal left a bit uncomfortable Itanpavia players who would have to paddle against the current to try to get a draw and trying to think of victory or redemption of points.

Itanpavia looked in trouble at the moment, be losing by two goals in visitor status at the time was not pleasant ....

In that moment, the elderly man saw a screen who appeared suddenly.

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After that, the elder man saw how a video appeared suddenly in his screen, the music on it started to play at maximum volume, his family woke up to see what was happening and then his son appeared and screamed "HAHAHAHAHAHA, HAPPY APRIL FOOLS, DAD!"

The elderly man took his belt and chased his son in order to take payback of that "disgusting" prank played by his son.




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Rest of the goals.

Minute 40: Tomasz, from Itanpavia took a long pass from Ben Dakota and just shooted to the goal of Hernández, ITA 1-2 SJG.
Minute 74: Another goal from Tomasz, an spectacular solo game from the midfield, after some dribbles to James Moreira and Matías Passarelli and then shoot to the goal, ITA 2-2 SJG.
Minute 75: The always lethal Casey Ellis decided to go offensive and swept to rob the ball from the feet of Leonidas Bregoo and then gave a pass to Lewis von Kampf, went till the area and without thinking it too much, scored, ITA 3-2 SJG.
Minute 80: The young Marcos Pérez showed his quality and rescued the work of SJG with a header after a corner made by Rodolfo Zelaya, ITA 3-3 SJG.
Minute 90 + 3: And the game finishes, Itanpavia took the lead and SJG knew to solve the situation fastly and tied the game just five minutes after the Itanpavian third goal, a point was rescued and the game finished, ITA 3-3 SJG.
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Seventeen Syllables- Flardania's second rotational game in the World Cup qualifiers against Seventeen Syllables ended in a 4-2 win. Ilias Garden was once again filled with dedicated Kitsunes fans who traveled to see their team. The increasingly famous Otaku Army were vocal and became more vocal as the goals came pouring in. Coach Kyosuke was in a good mood following the win.

"....I'm happy with the win which keeps us alive barely. We have to protect the home field and we did just that. The Otaku Army fan section was providing our players energy and made sure to intimidate our opponents. In a match where a win is always important, We succeeded and we are in a workable position. Hopefully we are prepared enough to win our next matchup at this point draws aren't going to do much for our World Cup hopes."

The Kitsunes next opponent is on the road in El Gregoria. Many Flardanians are hoping to once again play well against them to either keep the qualifying dream alive or qualify for Cup of Harmony. For those at home games can be seen on Nagatomo Sport Network (NSN) and Saito Broadcast Channel (SBC) in Japanese or French. For those seeking English broadcast check local network listings.


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Postby San Llera » Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:44 pm

San Llera Go 1 for 2 in Qualifiers
As matches slip by, San Llera have maintained their grip on mediocrity but not on the group. After an encouraging 1-0 victory over Palfania, San Llera fell to Starblaydia by the same score. Not a bad couple of results, but not a particularly good stretch either. And at 6th place, a particularly good stretch was needed. San Llera have been mathematically eliminated from qualifying for the World Cup, something coach Jon Lleranerus did not take very well:
Math? I don't trust math. These computers can say all they want, but they will never fight the San Lleran spirit. When was the last time a true San Lleran backed down to math? We are true San Llerans, and we will never back down! We will win or we will die!

(After Lleranerus was convinced not to commit suicide, he gave a brief interview):
Reporter: How do you think your tactical changes affected the Starblaydia loss?
Lleranerus:
Is that meant to be an insult? Because you shouldn't talk to authority like that.

What did you learn from these losses?
I learned to lose less often.

What will you change heading into the next cycle?
No change will be necessary. San Lleran spirit will carry us to victory.

Did San Lleran spirit carry you to 9 points in 10 games?
How dare you talk to me that way.


Here are player ratings from the matches, which had identical starting lineups:
GK M. Fons - 7 - Made several nice stops
LB J. Olivier - 5 - Was mainly to blame for 1 goal conceded
CB A. De Gonia - 8 - Excellent in one-on-one situations
CB M. Abello - 7 - Admirable in defense
RB A. Belles - 6 - Was more disciplined than usual and never stood out
LM E. Mayner - 8 - Best player vs. Starblaydia, showed surprising class
CM E. Bou - 7.5 - Showed maturity in fights with higher-level opponents
CM H. Fonda - 9 - Just dirty enough
RM G. Gil - 6 - Showed skills but not much substance
ST A. Mallet - 6 - Never caused opposing defenses much problems
ST C. Mestre - 5 - Streaky striker is in a slump
Subs:
CB G. Quella - 7 - Another surprisingly good performance
RB M. Capo - 5 - Made several mistakes that were bailed out by Fons
CM J. Montella - 6 - Unspectacular in short time on the pitch
ST J. Capo - 6 - Didn't do much
ST M. Bens -7.5 - Scored winning goal against Palfania
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Postby The Sword Bloke » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:04 pm

OLE!
The Swordeans have finally secured a victory, getting 3 points at Mendoya following a McAldo goal. In the 78th minute, Daniel Barnet-Murray powered a free kick onto the bar, with McAldo heading it in when it came to him. Shop Owner was delighted that the Swordeans got an away victory, even though they still cannot qualify for the group stage of the World Cup Proper. For the next Swordean game, we can confirm that apart from Jells Konrii moving back to forward, the side will stay the same. Shop Owner stated that all Swordean residents would now receive a free kitty to celebrate the win, but if it wanders around the city, the whole neighbourhood will be executed? Fun fun!
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Princess Laura and Princess Amy in Boring Paradise after 2-2 draw

Laura: I'm Princess Laura for Naked News Jeruselem. We're in BORING PARADISE, god knows why it's called that. I'm with the Jeruselem coach once again, who's recovered from her recent incident.
Amy: Hi all. Yes I have one less tooth. And it still bloody hurts!
Laura: Another away game, which usually means we ... lose. But against the 2nd placed tea, it was a draw.
Amy: Guess the scoreline folks
Laura: 2-2 AGAIN
Amy: The number of times two appears in our scorelines, it's not funny

Laura: One of our better games, we played better against Ko-oren
Amy: We maybe out of contest but we're causing trouble for the teams who want to get the finals still
Laura: Feeling a bit better today myself
Amy: Me and my missing tooth and you and your dodgy knee
Laura: Still only half a game I played, I wish I could play a full game
Amy: At least they didn't have to carry you off the field this time round

Laura: We got 4 games left, we're pretty much eliminated. What's the aim?
Amy: I want some of the younger members to get some time on the field. They need it for the next cup.
Laura: 2 wins, four draws and four losses. It sounds terrible but those draws, two against good teams and we could have won the other two.
Amy: In that case, we would have 14 points instead of 10.
Laura: The big thing wasn't losses agains the big teams, it was losses against the lower teams
Amy: But we can't change history now

Laura: So another sodding 2-2 draw. Ko-oren and Filopines both won which means Boring Paradise lost ground with it's draw. The Sword Bloke upset Mendoya 1-0 to throw a spanner in the works.
Amy: I guess we're still making an impact on the makeup of the top 2.
Laura: Jeru FC beat Nurkama 2-0 and remain 3rd. The Holy Empire was held ... 2-2 ... in Dawnhaven. Not that it matters. Maklohi Vai got another 3 with a win over Fellow Citizens. Gregoryisgodistan won 1-0 over Flick Jostle.
Amy: So Group 2 is still the same 4 teams.
Laura: Jeru FC and Greg is fighting it out with Maklohi Vai. Those three are so close!
Amy: I'm glad the boys are doing well and in the position for a playoff

Laura: No goals for me today.
Amy: But an assist doesn't go astray.
Laura: I'd do a lot better if I wasn't held back but this knee
Amy: You're young, not like me who's teeth are falling out
Laura: We got some other big news.
Amy: The Jeru FC coach has decided to retire after this cup, he's getting too old for all this world cup stuff.

Laura: Pity. doing a great job now.
Amy: Hope he can lead the boys into the finals
Laura: But we still need to find someone to take over
Amy: If anyone is interested, please contact the Jeruselem FA.
Laura: Don't expect to get paid zillions though
Amy: Yes, Jeru C don't pay that well.

Laura: What if no one applies
Amy: They'll find sonme sucker to do it
Laura: That's it from us
Amy: Painkillers are wearing off
Laura: I can tolerate pain but not in the mouth. It's such a PITA
Amy: It's sure a PITA!
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ALIKKI-CORRA, VILITA :: With 70 nations programmed in at five different super-computer-running institutions throughout Vilita, Turori and the Calanian outpost of Tropicorp, representatives of the Tropicorp Artificial Intelligence Team (TAIT) gave the okay for each of the 4 partner sites to run the first-phase of the official "World Cup 71 Madness" experiment calculations.

The first phase of calculations, designed to test to ensure that all systems were properly set up and ready to go, was designed to be completely isolated from but complimentary to the primary 64-nation-slot bracket event.

At each participating calculation site, 2 pairings would be calculated in a pre-primary simulation, thereby officially filling out the first pairings of the 64 nation-slot event.

The four individual simulation sites were previously announced as follows:

Turori Regional - North: Coconut Marsh Institute (Cednia, Turori)
Turori Regional - East: Cocoabo Preservation Society (Kionao, Turori)
Vilita Regional - South: Turoki Institute of Technology (Turoki City, Vilita)
Vilita Regional - West: Tropicorp - Tivali Ring Stadium (Alikki-Corra, Vilita)

While each pre-primary simulation pairing was to be calculated at the same time, naturally, both citizen based and technical based factors resulted in a somewhat scattered release.

With actual Tropicorp engineers and operators onsite doing all of the work, coupled with the direct connection to the display board on the side of the very building the simulations were being run in, it was no surprise that the first results came out of the Tropicorp satellite facility in Alikki-Corra.

Matthewsiana v. Isula Ge Ru
The first pairing on the board was between Matthewsiana and Isula Ge Ru, with Matthewsiana being calculated as the advancing nation to be placed in the #16 slot of the local calculations bracket and a primary simulation first-round pairing with Audioslavia.

Eastfield Lodge v. Star United States
Shortly after Matthewsiana's triumph was revealed, Star United States was calculated as the progressing nation to fill the oddly-open #11 slot in the same bracket, with a primary round pairing against Valladares.

Elsewhere in Vilita, it didn't take long for word to trickle in that the results were going up in Turoki City.

Flardania v. Stvoto Latoli
Carialus v. Western Borderlands
Data being piped into the Turoki Community Complex from the Turoki Institute of Technology revealed that Flardania and Carialus were advancing from their pre-preliminary pairings to face off in slots against Felix and the Equestrian States, respectively.

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1x. WC71 Madness Announcement: A Study in Predictive AI
2a. WC71M :: Turori Regional - North :: Initial Bracket
2b. WC71M :: Vilita Regional - West :: Initial Bracket
3a. WC71M :: Turori Regional - East :: Initial Bracket
3b. WC71M :: Vilita Regional - South :: Initial Bracket

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CEDNIA, TURORI :: With the first calculations already completed in Vilita, it was only a matter of time before calculation results would be revealed in the Island Emirate.

Over at the Cocoabo Preservation Society headquarters in Kionao, a small event was being held to raise awareness for the plight of the Cocoabo. As such, organizers wanted to wait until after the cocktail hour had completed before revealing any results - particularly as the cocktail hour, a time where people walk around and socialize while indulging in appetizers and taking in the sights at the CPS, was typically a time where the donations and commitments rolled in as outsiders just there for the food might drop a Ture or two into the donation jars, or get talked into an even larger donation by the 'planted' CPS representatives on the socialization floor.

Once social hour had come to a close and the donations had settled down for a bit, it was time for the main event and the reveal of the two calculations of the day for the Turori Regional - East bracket.

16. Pridnestrovia v. Szavoda
11. Eastfield Lodge v. Star United States
In the first pairing, Pridnestrovia was calculated to advance over Szavoda to be subsequently paired against the Polar Islandstates in the 1/16 matchup. In the curiously curious pre-primary pairing to fill the #11 nation-slot in the bracket, Semarland was calculated to have advanced over Pays den haut to advance to a primary bracket simulation matchup with the Blouman Empire

Elswhere, in Cednia Beach, the direct digital link between the Cednia Beach Centre and the Coconut Marsh Institute was down for unknown reasons. As such, not wanting to risk any other method of communication and information being wrongly misrepresentated, Coconut Marsh Institute officials made the executive decision to hand-deliver the pre-primary round results to the Cednia Beach Centre for manual input into the results board.

Once the Coconut Marsh Institute runner finally arrived and pulled out the key to unlock their way-too-secure briefcase; then, pulled out a quadruple-enclosed; heat sealed envelope with two cards on them, the last set of pre-primary round calculation results could be revealed.

16. Vermark v. Ndaku
11. Darvale v. Darmen
In perhaps two of the most anticipated pre-primary round pairings of the entire simulation experiment, Vermark was revealed to be the advancing nation over Ndaku; the prize being a primary round pairing against defending World Cup Champion nation Osarius.

All the excitement was building up to the DAR-DAR showdown. Within the Island Emirate, there are many different opinions of Darmen. Some of them are good, some of them are not. The Turori National Team had a long history of interactions with their Darmeni foes, with many critical Cup of Harmony matchups being played between the two. Then, the saga of the Gibbons brothers. Throughout the mid-60's; Abraham, Jake and Aaron Gibbons join the Turori National Team setup under the guidance of their father Mikael after the Gibbons family was kicked out of Darmen as a result of a vote-buying scandal at Eau Claire Aris Football Club. Some Turorians were pleased to 'get one over' on their rivals by snatching up the talented Gibbons - others contest that the move set the Turori National Team setup back and prohibited them from competing at a higher level.

Nonetheless, the calculations were already done, and the card revealed that indeed Darmen itself had survived to occupy the final #11 slot in the bracket, finalizing the simulation field of 64 nations.


With the proper calculations on the cusp of beginning, Tropicorp Research & Development officials stressed the final opportunity for "All institutes of advanced technology, artificial and predictive intelligence around the multiverse" to perform their own, independent calculations and submit them to the Tropicorp Artificial Intelligence Team (TAIT) for official comparison to the final calculations.

TAIT official Iiro Turzusii had previously announced that any institutes, Nation-States or private entities wishing to test their own predictive capacities would be welcome to submit their own results to the TAIT. At the end of the calculation routine, the TAIT would compare the submissions of outside entities to the baseline results generated by the TAIT for accuracy, and award a grant to the highest-scoring external institution.

Tropicorp had already acknowledged official submissions from the Carialus Clairon; The Department of Intelligent Systems in the College of Computer Engineering at Ramusok Capital University; Royal Sports Club Research & Development Department as well as an 'intent to submit' from the Osarian contingent running the Oracle Predictive Performance Algorithm.

The full bracket to be used as a base for the calculation could be found at the official Tropicorp repository:

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External "World Cup 71 Madness" Predictive Calculation results should be submitted to:

TAIT
ATTN: Iiro Turzusii / Delilah Ticobo
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While official submissions on the provided letterhead are preferred, alternative calculation submissions in any easily discernible format will be accepted by the TAIT. Submissions will be accepted on a first come-first serve basis.

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2b. WC71M :: Vilita Regional - West :: Initial Bracket
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Postby Nephara » Wed Apr 01, 2015 1:56 am

Xander McDrew wheeled away in celebration, as Diandra Ballard sank to the ground... the last ten seconds replaying in her head again and again and again.
Eighty-seventh minute. Taeshan had scored first, at home. Nephara had hammered them and netted three. And Taeshan had, yet again, been chasing a lead. But the Cormorants had withstood the pressure.
And Victorious, on as a substitute, had played McDrew through. That was fine. Marlowe was tailing him, pressing him to the post without risking the penalty, forcing him onto the far post. Narrowing the angle. It was textbook stuff.
And then he squeezed off the shot - strong, but straight at her, to her near post - and she'd had it. Gone to catch it.
And then she'd not had it.
It just... squirrelled between her arms over her shoulder, and then it... then it was in the net, despite one last desperate swipe at it to try and claw it back away.
She slumped to the ground as one of the Taeshani rushed forward to grab the ball and bring it back quickly to the centre circle. Did that just happen? That hadn't been meant to happen. It couldn't be possible.
Jesus christ.
But she picked herself up, shook out her kinks and got ready to take up her station again. That was all you could do.

She wished it had hurt more.
"Right, guv. I understand."
"Just so that you understand it's not the end, right? I'm just testing my options."
Ballard accepted the white lie. "It's fine."
"Alright. Get back to it."
The goalkeeper walked away, back to the exit as the other players gradually streamed away. So that was it, then - dropped, or 'rested', for the next two fixtures. So Riether could 'test her options'.
Damn.
But Riether picked for form, and Ballard hadn't had it recently. It genuinely was worth seeing her other options, and young Isadora Caravella was a very capable one. Besides, getting a competitive debut for Caravella at some point was crucial. And yet...
And yet right now, Caravella could well just be their best option. Ballard hadn't done well in training, her mind was still a little shocked. Beaten by her near post...
She wished it was less familiar to her to watch a match from the bench, too. She'd spent a season on both sidelines backing up Volgisrhaad for club and Coleman for country, and while she'd learned a lot from both it was always better, always felt better to have both feet on the pitch. It had been hard to win those starts, and it was harder to see them taken away from her.
Ah... and here she came.
"What'd she talk to you about?" asked Caravella, cheerfully.
Ballard shrugged.
"It, um... you're not still thinking about the spill, right? Against Taeshan?"
Ballard grunted.
"It's okay, Di. I mean, it didn't cost us points, right? Just... it happens."
"Yeah, well, it shouldn't happen."
"Goalkeepers make mistakes," said Caravella firmly. "If we weren't allowed to, we'd be fucked."
"Look, I pride myself as a shot-stopper. If I get beaten at my own near fucking post..."
"I mean, yeah, but..."
"Then what's the point? What are they paying me for?"
"Goalkeepers make mistakes," Caravella repeated. "Seabrooke makes mistakes. Breeze makes mistakes. Kirilaunen makes mistakes. And y'know what they told me at Brimstone? When I ... hell, you probably saw a clip of it somewhere, but I fucked up an easy pass straight to a striker?"
Ballard waited, assuming it was rhetorical. It wasn't. "What did they say?"
"'Even Ballard makes mistakes,' they told me. That's the sort of company you're keeping now." She patted her on the shoulder. "So relax, alright? Just because you fucked up once, in a qualifier, that we won, doesn't mean you're suddenly not a great goalkeeper."
With an effort, Ballard managed to smile. "Thanks, Isa."
They walked together for a while.
"I got dropped. For the next two matches. That's what Riether said, anyway."
"Huh. Well, it's only the two weak teams. I'd still assume you're our goalkeeper for the Cup itself."
"Yeah, well, I don't take things for granted. I assume you're getting the gloves for 'em."
Caravella grinned. "Hope so. No offense intended, but I've been waiting a long time for this."
"Shouldn't you be gloating right now?" asked Ballard at last.
"Hah. My ambition got me jack-shit. Was a mistake from the start. Right now, it's all I can do to knuckle down and ... and try and get some respect back." Caravella sighed. "Anyway, don't dwell on it. You'll get your place back. And by now? Qualification's all but wrapped up."
"Alright." Ballard smiled, wryly. "Guess I found a friend where I didn't think I would. Thanks, Isa."
"It's fine. After all, we're all in this together, eh?"
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Postby Brenecia » Wed Apr 01, 2015 3:34 am

Erin Camden had seen Keohane fall.
It was the 82nd minute, and Lons had... well, home compared to away, they'd looked like an entirely different side. It was, frankly, infuriating. Because they just hadn't managed the breakthrough. Scherzer couldn't score, neither could Keohane who'd replaced him. And Lons had had their own penalty.
Mercifully, Blakan had fired too close to the centre and Fairhall had palmed the ball away. Camden intended to do better.
No question of a dive, or of the decision. Keohane had had a fair chance, if under pressure, but Warden had rashly clipped her heels.
She stepped up. Timenai had been a shivering wreck by the end of the reverse fixture, six goals put past him. Here, he was calm, cool, collected... and doing the ridiculous spaghetti legs thing, trying to put her off. She shook her head. Won't work on me, mate.
She planted the ball on the ground. She was determined to win this, damn it...
She stared, firmly, at the goalkeeper.
Her eyes dropped. Couldn't keep her focus. Those fucking spaghetti legs...
It's fine. She'd just do it like she did it in training every single fucking day. She never missed. She was rarely defied by the keeper. This would be too easyyyyyohhhh shit.
She stared in disbelief as the ball, always rising, skimmed the top of the crossbar and kept going up.
"Fuck," she breathed.

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Young Guns - Who Will Pick Up The Torch?
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It's often been said recently that Brenecia doesn't have any young players in the recent squad. That's true. It's been said that it's reliant on the same core. That's also true, for better or worse. But the simple fact is? If the squad will be vastly different in four years, and yes, it will be, then who will be coming up to fill in the gaps?

1. Geneva Urquhart
Age: 25
Club: Guilder
Position: Goalkeeper

Urquhart excelled last season for Guilder. She was thrust surprisingly into the spotlight over Malakai Boston, but showed that she really does have what it takes. A great shot-stopper and energetic coming off her line, Urquhart might not really fit into the mould of the modern goalkeeper comfortable with the ball at her feet but she's definitely happy to rush out and defend her goal. When it comes to the pure art of 'not conceding', Urquhart's already shown agility, instinct and, at times, the desperation needed to cover a sometimes faulty defence. How often have the Patriots been begging for a player like this? Likely as not, won't stay at humble Guilder for long.

2. Gretchen Colback
Age: 23
Club: Lotus Park
Position: Centreback

A lanky, reliable defender whose one great downside is her pace. Taking slow, loping strides, she's shown a confidence in the defensive line that most teams would kill for, and to have done so from a young age for Westpike (for whom she was a regular starter since the age of 20 until her transfer to Lotus Park last season), too? She's a true colossus in defence, and despite a certain lack of versatility, you wouldn't bet against her one day forming a central defensive partnership with the quicker, ball-playing Duguid.

3. Gerry Duffy
Age: 23
Club: Coret Hawks
Position: Leftback

Alright, so Coret didn't exactly have the greatest season. But Duffy was one of their better performers, and a move back to a strong A-League club in the offseason would galvanise his national team hopes with Portadown starting to age and Branagh not exactly established. Combining muscle, pace and attacking instinct, Duffy is not the most technical player, but his bloody-minded determination and workrate alone will get him far.

4. Cathy Blackslate
Age: 23
Club: Westpike
Position: Central midfielder

Again, yes, Westpike is kind of garbage. But Blackslate nonetheless proved its shining light, the one young player in a team of veterans, and in what looks to be a generation emphasising physicality and pace over technical ability, possesses not only a hell of a two-footed passing range but a significant threat in her own right, too. Deserves at the very least a strong A-League club to continue to blossom, but has hinted that she might just try her luck abroad.

5. Ursula Rankin
Age: 20
Club: FC Endeavour Reserves
Position: Striker

It is likely that the reader will never have heard this name before - Rankin has never played an A-League game, or even been in the senior roster of a Brenecian club. Or, for that matter, a club. But Rankin was picked up at the start of last season by the Apox Centre of Excellence, otherwise known as FC Endeavour's reserve team, one that plays in the ANL3 in some combination of Project +90 and the B-teams considered ordinary in some foreign nations. With a low, powerful centre of gravity and a genuine eye for goal? She's the true one to watch. While limited, virtuous runners like Danmark or Crowther might be touted, nervously, as future number 9s, the future is undoubtedly with the quick, stocky Falknerwoman.
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Ex-Nation

Postby Schottia » Wed Apr 01, 2015 3:43 am



OOC: A small note just at this stage, incase someone hasn’t read the story all the way from the start. That is that this storyline takes place in the months leading up to the world cup qualifiers.

Gary didn’t want to go. They couldn’t make him. Just when he had felt, for once, that his life was starting to acquire some semblance of normality it was all going to pot again. He was settled, established here in Marionville, and the thought of travelling with the Schottia team to World Cup qualifiers was too much. He had gotten used to playing for a team in the town he lived, being able to cycle to training rather than taking the bus or tram. He enjoyed playing with a bunch of player who he didn’t hate, for a team that didn’t expect to win the league. But most of all, he liked playing living with his girlfriend Chloe, who over the last three weeks had more or less moved in with him.

This was another thing; she had signed for a club in Nephara and was on the verge of leaving. Gary couldn’t be annoyed with her, it was a massive step for the girl and he had known about it when they started seeing one another. Maybe he was even jealous, not of her playing abroad, he had had his share of that in the Edomite league. No. He was envious of her easiness, the way she took it all in her stride. She, like him wasn’t a football fan, but she put her head down and got on with it, it was a career and it mattered to her. She was young and this was an adventure, a chance to see another country, another region. Esportiva was a world away from the brutal post-imperial, neo-medieval mess that was Cornellia. The miserable war-torn former Cornellian Empire.

He sat with a cup of tea in his hand watching her sat at the table looking for places to stay and things to do once she got to Nephara. His face was one of concern, as if he were a father watching helplessly as a child handled a box of matches. He knew he couldn’t stand in her way though, it was out of the question. She was only eighteen and this was University for her, the chance to move out of the family home, stand on her own two feet. She was going to go on to bigger and better thing’s Gary was sure of it.

He was just the boyfriend. He guy that had to stay home because he didn’t get accepted. The old life which had been jettisoned, not even grudgingly. Three or four weeks and the calls would become less frequent, they would be replaced by emails, and eventually she would move on. The elastic would snap and Chloe would be propelled into footballing stardom, while Gary would be lain out on his back stinging from the recoil.

‘So.’ He said walking up behind her, putting a hand on her shoulder. ‘Have you found the place you’re going to live?’

‘Ja!’ She answered brightly, placing a hand briefly on top of his, before retuning it to the keyboard. ‘Looks interesting, I’m pretty exited about it now.’

Gary was battling with the temptation to say he was going to miss her. He had promised himself that out of fairness to her and to him he would keep that to himself. He didn’t want to create a sob story.

‘I bet.’ He pulled out the seat next to her. ‘So when I get back from the Sovereign-Socialist Republics you’ll be gone huh?’

‘I know, it’s really sad.’ She turned round to face him, slouching her shoulder and sticking out her bottom lip. ‘We’ll keep in touch though? Won’t we?’ She gave a smile that didn’t quite extend to her eyes. ‘I’ve really enjoyed these last few weeks we’ve spent together.’

‘Yeah, of course.’

But you say that now! Give it a couple of weeks and it will be all like: Gary I can’t do this Gary I think we need to move on.

He could never have said that. Instead he opted for a:

‘We can Skype most evenings if you like, and there will be chances to come and visit.’

‘Yeah, that’s what I think too.’ She leaned in giving him a hug. ‘I think it’s so great that things are working out for both of us. You are enjoying playing for Marionville, nor hating being a footballer; and I’m going to play in a strong mixed league.’

Gary could only nod, as she came back out of the hug. That much was true, but a big part of it had been having her here with him. He felt at ease, settled. He had a family here in Marionville the way things stood. They were both footballers, they both kept similar timetables, they had free time together. Chloe was exactly the kind of girl he imagined himself with long-term. She was beautiful, clever, had a wide range of interests and above all she was nice. Why was it his lot in life that he had to meet someone like this? Be with them just long enough to tease him with the way things could be?

‘And…’ She added, making the word sound long. ‘If I get playing regularly for North Laithland then maybe I’ll make the national team so we get to see each other there too.’ She smiled broadly.

‘Yeah.’ Said Gary nodding away. It was a good point, one that he hadn’t considered. ‘Roommates?’ He asked smiling back at her.

‘For sure.’ She answered, offering him a high-five which he duly accepted.

‘I’ll hold you to it.’ He got up from his chair and walked over to the kitchen. ‘Lunch? Or do you want to keep going with what your doing?’

‘Nah, lunch sounds pretty good actually. Do we have stuff here?’

‘I made some pasta dough yesterday.’ Gary answered lifting a cling-filmed ball from the fridge. ‘It’s been resting over night?’

‘Oh my god! Your pasta is a amazing.’ She looked genuinely excited. ‘Do you need a hand?’

‘No, as you were honey. I can manage.’ He turned away quickly to get the pasta maker out of the cupboard. If he had looked over at her any longer there was a chance he was going to cry.

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