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by Abidawe » Sun Nov 23, 2014 7:25 am
by England-Ireland » Mon Nov 24, 2014 6:56 am
by Farlandria » Mon Nov 24, 2014 7:45 am
by England-Ireland » Mon Nov 24, 2014 7:47 am
Farlandria wrote:Farlandria prepare for Copa Internationale de Futbol
The Farlandian national team today flies out to Abidawe to begin training and preparation for the upcoming Copa Internationale de Futbol. Speaking before boarding their departing flight from Carston International Airport, captain Daniel Dawson spoke briefly to gathered journalists:
"Yeah, we're all excited, I can't wait to get there and get the training camp underway. Obviously friendlies don't start for a few weeks but we wanna get out there, get used to playing in the local climate and local conditions, get comfortable where we'll be living and staying in a foreign country, then make sure we have plenty of time to get up to speed in training with our form and fitness, make sure we're on the money for the first friendly match which will all build towards the tournament. We need to make sure we're at our best so we can go out and give everything we have, apply ourselves as well as we can and represent our country and do ourselves justice and come home proud."
Friendlies kick off on december 5th with Farlandria facing off hosts and one of the tournament favorites, Abidawe.
by Abidawe » Mon Nov 24, 2014 2:27 pm
Farlandria wrote:Parker and Dawson laugh off Abidawe rumors
Having landed in Abidawe yesterday, the Farlandrian national team manager Adrian Parker and captain Daniel Dawson gave a press conference from the squad hotel.
Parker seemed in relaxed mood as he told the gathered international press "Yeah, our travel went smoothly and to plan, we're obviously all checked into the hotel. Some of the boys are quiet tired, it's been a long flight so today will just be a rest day, I think Daniel and I and some of the other members of the coaching side will head over to our training facilities tonight just to have a look and see what we're dealing with, I've no doubt they'll be top standard facilities. We're looking forward to our time, we're all immensely excited".
The question then turned to the request for friendly matches to be set up between Farlandria and Abidawe, with the alleged intent of letting the two teams take out their hostilities on one another. To this, 28 year old Dawson appeared confused, saying "We've not heard anything about that. It seems strange to me at least, why would we want to play a warm up for a warm up game? December 5th is merely a friendly, not a competitive match. It'd be nice to play a few friendlies against the other teams as well maybe before the competitive stuff but I can't sasy I'm itching to play friendly after friendly against Abidawe just to prepare for a friendly against Abidawe [laughing] besides, if they want to rearrange the date of the first match then they need to contact the FAFC and talk to the fixtures secretary, players aren't the ones who make that decision."
The questioning then turned to the alleged rivalry between Abidawe and Farlandria, particularly the chances of defensive midfielder Shaun O'Malley tangling with Thomas Bascom or Logan Coleman. Dawson was clearly in relaxed mood as he fielded the questions, laughing at the suggestion O'Malley had any particular players in his sights. "No, look, people are making a fuss over nothing. Shaun isn't a dirty player, he isn't going to target anyone. He made a few light hearted comments and joked about the chance to play a major politician in a game of football, people need to relax and stop trying to stir the pot. We couldn't care less about Abidawe at this stage, this camp is for us, it's about our preparation and letting us be at the top of our game. Coleman and Bascom are entirely irrelevant, we wouldn't talk about them if you journos didn't ask."
The final question was then pitched to the pair, asking if there was any concern over the conduct of Logan Coleman given recent comments by Thomas Bascom. Dawson seemed to stiffen slightly, but still dismissed the question briskly "Not at all. As I said, Coleman isn't in our minds. If he has plans to come over and try to deliberately injure our players, fine, we're all big grown men and we look out for each other. When we step out on to the field, our only focus will be on playing high quality, committed football. We aren't scared of anyone."
Farlandrian manager Adrian Parker, seemed somewhat more serious on the matter of Coleman, saying "I have heard the comments made by Boscom, and if I'm honest they do trouble me slightly. Not in regard to my team, but in regards of a man who has given his life to football and wants to see it played properly. The fact they seem to have a player, an important player who is willing and focused on 'seriously injuring' other professionals and hurting another human being is worrying on a moral level. However it is their responsibility, they must control their players and I would be extremely disappointed in Abidawe if they fielded players who didn't uphold the spirit of sportsmanship and protect the integrity of the game. But as I say, it is up to each individual nation to control their players and make sure their conduct is in keeping with the standards expected both on and off the pitch. I know my players aren't scared by Coleman, it'd be laughable to suggest otherwise. If he really is such a loose cannon maybe it should be Abidawe who are more worried about him getting sent off and potentially costing them matches"
Ailiailia wrote:I don't intend to survive. After six hours on General, I welcome the prospect of becoming a brainless zombie.
Bythyrona wrote:46.5 COMPLETION PERCENTAGE IS NOT ADEQUATE. HOW ARE YOU DISPUTING THIS? HE HAS ALL THE TALENT OF RYAN LINDLEY IN THE PROS WITH A PERMANENT ESPN TARGET ON HIS BACK.
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Hammer Britannia wrote:TRIGGERED, PERMA BANNED FOR CALLING ME A BOOK
by Locougara » Fri Nov 28, 2014 8:02 pm
by Abidawe » Sat Nov 29, 2014 9:54 am
Ailiailia wrote:I don't intend to survive. After six hours on General, I welcome the prospect of becoming a brainless zombie.
Bythyrona wrote:46.5 COMPLETION PERCENTAGE IS NOT ADEQUATE. HOW ARE YOU DISPUTING THIS? HE HAS ALL THE TALENT OF RYAN LINDLEY IN THE PROS WITH A PERMANENT ESPN TARGET ON HIS BACK.
[violet] wrote:Urggg... trawling through ads looking for roman orgies...
Hammer Britannia wrote:TRIGGERED, PERMA BANNED FOR CALLING ME A BOOK
by Abidawe » Sat Nov 29, 2014 10:00 am
Ailiailia wrote:I don't intend to survive. After six hours on General, I welcome the prospect of becoming a brainless zombie.
Bythyrona wrote:46.5 COMPLETION PERCENTAGE IS NOT ADEQUATE. HOW ARE YOU DISPUTING THIS? HE HAS ALL THE TALENT OF RYAN LINDLEY IN THE PROS WITH A PERMANENT ESPN TARGET ON HIS BACK.
[violet] wrote:Urggg... trawling through ads looking for roman orgies...
Hammer Britannia wrote:TRIGGERED, PERMA BANNED FOR CALLING ME A BOOK
by Farlandria » Sat Nov 29, 2014 11:37 am
by Abidawe » Sat Nov 29, 2014 1:11 pm
Farlandria wrote:Murdock suffers training ground injury!
Farlandrian striker Tom Murdock was left facing an uphill battle to be fit in time for the rapidly approaching Copa Internationale de Futbol, after suffering what appeared to be a nasty injury in today's routine practise session.
While no official statement has been made regarding the 26 year old fitness, this reporter was part of the international press team given access to the session and was an eye witness to the incident. Murdock lept high in the air to compete for a header against centre back Orlando Pettigrew, but fell awkwardly before collapsing in a heap clutching his left knee. Murdock was treated by physios on the pitch before hobbling off, walking but with the assistance of a member of the medical team. Murdock did not take any further part in the session.
If the injury does prove to be a serious one, it could throw a spanner in the works of head coach Adrian Peters, as it's thought Murdock was the man tipped to lead the Farlandrian attack at the CIF. With their main man out injured, Farlandria may have to do plenty of reorganising prior to the competition. However, Murdock's absence could open the door for mercurial youngster Kirk Napier. Napier is one of the most highly rated prospect in Farlanrian football and many pundits will be watching with keen interest to see what impact the 20 year old Cricklefield Warriors striker can make at on the international scene.
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Ailiailia wrote:I don't intend to survive. After six hours on General, I welcome the prospect of becoming a brainless zombie.
Bythyrona wrote:46.5 COMPLETION PERCENTAGE IS NOT ADEQUATE. HOW ARE YOU DISPUTING THIS? HE HAS ALL THE TALENT OF RYAN LINDLEY IN THE PROS WITH A PERMANENT ESPN TARGET ON HIS BACK.
[violet] wrote:Urggg... trawling through ads looking for roman orgies...
Hammer Britannia wrote:TRIGGERED, PERMA BANNED FOR CALLING ME A BOOK
by Abidawe » Sun Nov 30, 2014 12:56 pm
Ailiailia wrote:I don't intend to survive. After six hours on General, I welcome the prospect of becoming a brainless zombie.
Bythyrona wrote:46.5 COMPLETION PERCENTAGE IS NOT ADEQUATE. HOW ARE YOU DISPUTING THIS? HE HAS ALL THE TALENT OF RYAN LINDLEY IN THE PROS WITH A PERMANENT ESPN TARGET ON HIS BACK.
[violet] wrote:Urggg... trawling through ads looking for roman orgies...
Hammer Britannia wrote:TRIGGERED, PERMA BANNED FOR CALLING ME A BOOK
by Farlandria » Sun Nov 30, 2014 5:07 pm
by Abidawe » Sun Nov 30, 2014 6:00 pm
Farlandria wrote:Why don't we just do it like normal football where it's 3 for a win, 1 for a draw, nothing for a defeat and goal difference decides league position...way simpler...
Ailiailia wrote:I don't intend to survive. After six hours on General, I welcome the prospect of becoming a brainless zombie.
Bythyrona wrote:46.5 COMPLETION PERCENTAGE IS NOT ADEQUATE. HOW ARE YOU DISPUTING THIS? HE HAS ALL THE TALENT OF RYAN LINDLEY IN THE PROS WITH A PERMANENT ESPN TARGET ON HIS BACK.
[violet] wrote:Urggg... trawling through ads looking for roman orgies...
Hammer Britannia wrote:TRIGGERED, PERMA BANNED FOR CALLING ME A BOOK
by Farlandria » Mon Dec 01, 2014 6:29 am
by Abidawe » Wed Dec 03, 2014 5:44 pm
Ailiailia wrote:I don't intend to survive. After six hours on General, I welcome the prospect of becoming a brainless zombie.
Bythyrona wrote:46.5 COMPLETION PERCENTAGE IS NOT ADEQUATE. HOW ARE YOU DISPUTING THIS? HE HAS ALL THE TALENT OF RYAN LINDLEY IN THE PROS WITH A PERMANENT ESPN TARGET ON HIS BACK.
[violet] wrote:Urggg... trawling through ads looking for roman orgies...
Hammer Britannia wrote:TRIGGERED, PERMA BANNED FOR CALLING ME A BOOK
by Farlandria » Wed Dec 03, 2014 6:54 pm
by Abidawe » Wed Dec 03, 2014 7:21 pm
Farlandria wrote:OOC - Your scoring still seems way too complicated lol can you not just get a simulator program? Instead of this best of five stuff..?
Ailiailia wrote:I don't intend to survive. After six hours on General, I welcome the prospect of becoming a brainless zombie.
Bythyrona wrote:46.5 COMPLETION PERCENTAGE IS NOT ADEQUATE. HOW ARE YOU DISPUTING THIS? HE HAS ALL THE TALENT OF RYAN LINDLEY IN THE PROS WITH A PERMANENT ESPN TARGET ON HIS BACK.
[violet] wrote:Urggg... trawling through ads looking for roman orgies...
Hammer Britannia wrote:TRIGGERED, PERMA BANNED FOR CALLING ME A BOOK
by Farlandria » Thu Dec 04, 2014 2:10 am
by Abidawe » Thu Dec 04, 2014 5:02 am
Ailiailia wrote:I don't intend to survive. After six hours on General, I welcome the prospect of becoming a brainless zombie.
Bythyrona wrote:46.5 COMPLETION PERCENTAGE IS NOT ADEQUATE. HOW ARE YOU DISPUTING THIS? HE HAS ALL THE TALENT OF RYAN LINDLEY IN THE PROS WITH A PERMANENT ESPN TARGET ON HIS BACK.
[violet] wrote:Urggg... trawling through ads looking for roman orgies...
Hammer Britannia wrote:TRIGGERED, PERMA BANNED FOR CALLING ME A BOOK
by England-Ireland » Fri Dec 05, 2014 7:24 am
Abidawe wrote:Sounds good then
by Abidawe » Fri Dec 05, 2014 3:44 pm
Ailiailia wrote:I don't intend to survive. After six hours on General, I welcome the prospect of becoming a brainless zombie.
Bythyrona wrote:46.5 COMPLETION PERCENTAGE IS NOT ADEQUATE. HOW ARE YOU DISPUTING THIS? HE HAS ALL THE TALENT OF RYAN LINDLEY IN THE PROS WITH A PERMANENT ESPN TARGET ON HIS BACK.
[violet] wrote:Urggg... trawling through ads looking for roman orgies...
Hammer Britannia wrote:TRIGGERED, PERMA BANNED FOR CALLING ME A BOOK
by Abidawe » Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:08 pm
Ailiailia wrote:I don't intend to survive. After six hours on General, I welcome the prospect of becoming a brainless zombie.
Bythyrona wrote:46.5 COMPLETION PERCENTAGE IS NOT ADEQUATE. HOW ARE YOU DISPUTING THIS? HE HAS ALL THE TALENT OF RYAN LINDLEY IN THE PROS WITH A PERMANENT ESPN TARGET ON HIS BACK.
[violet] wrote:Urggg... trawling through ads looking for roman orgies...
Hammer Britannia wrote:TRIGGERED, PERMA BANNED FOR CALLING ME A BOOK
by The Jong Regime » Sat Dec 06, 2014 3:22 pm
by Abidawe » Sat Dec 06, 2014 3:50 pm
Ailiailia wrote:I don't intend to survive. After six hours on General, I welcome the prospect of becoming a brainless zombie.
Bythyrona wrote:46.5 COMPLETION PERCENTAGE IS NOT ADEQUATE. HOW ARE YOU DISPUTING THIS? HE HAS ALL THE TALENT OF RYAN LINDLEY IN THE PROS WITH A PERMANENT ESPN TARGET ON HIS BACK.
[violet] wrote:Urggg... trawling through ads looking for roman orgies...
Hammer Britannia wrote:TRIGGERED, PERMA BANNED FOR CALLING ME A BOOK
by Farlandria » Sun Dec 07, 2014 6:24 pm
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