International Baseball Slam VII [Everything thread]

by **Super-Llamaland** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 6:31 pm

LLAMALAND TIGERS: IBS VII ROSTER

My opponent, if they RP first, may do the following:
Choose my runscorers: Yes
Choose my lineup: No
Follow my pitching rotation: Yes
Godmod scoring events: Yes
RP injuries to my players: Yes, minor ones
Godmod injuries to my players: Yes, minor ones. Make them funny.
Eject my players: Yes, eject an equal amount of yours. No more than one unless there's a fight, which is really hard to get these players into.
Godmod other events: Yes, TG for permission if it's really out there
Use DH at home: No, and if possible, not on the road either.
Style Modifier Because It Totally Matters: +1

Overview

The Tigers began at the twenty-third World Baseball Classic, held in Qazox, not looking to do that well. To their surprise, they performed quite well after all, winning six and losing a mere four to place third, only behind co-debutants Maklohi Vai on tiebreakers. This pattern of "really quite well, but not quite well enough" continued under manager Thomas Yaft, as a 5-5 record and fourth-place finish in Lycrabon at WBC 24 and a 5-5 record and third-place finish by virtue of the second tiebreaker, H2H RD, which put them behind Skeckoa by three runs and led to minor controversy in Equestrian States for WBC 25.

They finally broke through at Cassadaigua for WBC 26, with a last-day victory Allinlia giving them a 6-4 record and sealing their path through to the Promised Land of the playoffs for the first time in their now twelve-year history. But against the Phoenixes of Equestrian States, they stood no chance, as the Equestrians swept them out of the Round of 24 two games to none.

After this, the nation founded the International Baseball Slam, but at IBS I and II, they found only middling success, placing fourth and sixth in a field of eight nations.

At WBC 27, they bested the same Phoenixes to go six and two in Maklohi Vai and Saintland and clinched a spot in the Round of 16 thanks to their superior victory. But Kriegersen swept them out of the tournament, and going into WBC 28 with a fourteenth-place ranking, they still had not won more than six games in a tournament or won a playoff match. At IBS III, this troubling trend continued as Nova Anglicana swept them out of the quarterfinals despite their 5-1 record propelling the Tigers to the number-one seed.

After a 6-4 record in the WBC 28, the Tigers went through a difficult bracket to defeat Maklohi Vai, Vaugania, Nova Anglicana, and the Royal Barangay in thirteen games and found themselves world champions and world number-two. While many cried "fluke", especially after they failed to advance out of the group stage at IBS IV, they continued to charge through the playoffs of the WBC, this time beating Feministvs Sanctvsterra, Ko-oren, and Cassadaigua, all good teams, before playing The Royal Barangay with revenge, the world number-one ranking, the world crown, and for the Tigers, a chance to become the fourth team to defend their crown. The Royal Barangay took the series lead twice, but each time the Tigers responded to force a deciding Game Five.

They lost, the bullpen, so reliable during the playoffs, imploding and conceding just enough runs for the Indios to wrest away the world championship. But at IBS V, Imota beat three-time champions Gregoryisgodistan in the quarterfinals, and the Tigers took advantage of the power vacuum to, after beating Nova Anglicana again in the semifinals, defeat newcomers Orennana in the championship series to take the IBS title. And after winning the bid to co-host WBC 30 with New Wolfopolis, they once again took back the WBC crown after defeating Jeckland three games to one in the finals. But after a dynamo group stage at the IBS VI, they proceeded to royally screw up their playoff pool, falling to Mammoreck and then being knocked out via a 15-2 thrashing at the hands of Imota.

And then they won thirty-nine games in a row and swept Jeckland to take WBC 31. With mediocre showings at the IBS, dynastic brilliance that has lead Imotan sportswriters to declare this the "Age of the Llama", and the nation's ascension to President of the WBC, nothing can stop this team now except for horrifyingly bad luck and also the fact that their next-in-lines aren't actually that good.

Team Accomplishments

WBC 23: 6-4 (third) in group stage
WBC 24: 5-5 (fourth) in group stage
WBC 25: 5-5 (third) in group stage
WBC 26: 6-4 (second) in group stage, L 2-0 to Equestrian States in Ro24
WBC 27: 6-2 (first) in group stage, L 2-0 to Kriegersen in Ro16
WBC 28: 6-4 (first) in group stage, W 3-1 over The Royal Barangay in Finals
WBC 29: 6-4 (first) in group stage, L 3-2 to The Royal Barangay in Finals
WBC 30 [co-hosts]: 7-3 (first) in group stage, W 3-1 over Jeckland in Finals
WBC 31: 39-0.

IBS I: Fourth place
IBS II: 2-4 (third) in group stage, sixth place
IBS III: 5-1 (first) in group stage, L 2-0 to Nova Anglicana in QF, fifth place
IBS IV: 2-4 (fourth) in group stage
IBS V: 2-1 (first) in group stage, W 3-1 over Orennana in Finals
IBS VI: 17-7 (first) in group stage, 0-2 (elim) in playoff pool 1

A.J. Rondout (Age 29, #23, L/L)

Rondout often sets up his out pitch, a devastating high-eighties slurve that breaks late and spins out of the strike zone, with a high-octane, 95-mph fastball. He also has developed a low-eighties changeup that often offers a confusing change of pace to the batter as he attacks the entire strike zone with all three pitches. Rondout's nasty "stuff" and his mellow personality clash, but he's a great teammate and will compete with Drew Gilson, Griffin Bailey, and Kyle Francis for the title of "The Next Evan Masorka". Now in the ace spot, Rondout needs to step up to Masorka's prodigious shadow. Can he?

Drew Gilson (Age 26, #49, R/R)

A fireballer with triple-digit fastballs and low-nineties sliders, Gilson has occasional control problems but tends to just throw the ball past you. With the changeup perpetually a year away and the curveball often leading to a home run, his reliance on hurling spherical objects could put strain on his arm and pitch count.

Brittany Hendrickson (Age 22, #14, R/R)

Hendrickson had her first international start in the deciding Game Four of the WBC 30 finals with one hour's notice, and she pitched seven shutout innings before the bullpen imploded and gave up nine runs in six innings then somehow didn't lose. Despite this, she doesn't pitch well under pressure, which is why she's in the fourth spot and therefore won't pitch often in the playoffs. Repertoire-wise, she throws a straight fastball in the low nineties, with the high-seventies curve and change her main out pitches. She thrives on throwing off a hitter's timing and throws most pitches in the lower half of the zone.

Josva Reynolds (Age 25, #22, L/L)

While most pitchers on the NT of the world number one would be expected to throw at least ninety miles an hour, Reynolds tops out at eighty-eight. His superior control and finesse, however, have made him a dominant pitcher, with late-breaking sliders, curves, cutters, and sinkers all contributing to the hitter's confusion.

by **Gregory Llama Land** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 6:44 pm

Gregory Llama Land Roster

Here is the roster for Gregory Llama Land. They play at Estadio Llamatastico which seats 1,291.

Lineup:

#12 CF: Freddie Ahmed
#2 SS: Farfel Fufujiu
#14 2B: Lod Soded
#10 1B: Keith Hereda
#44 DH: Kris Kuzimoffedoffolous
#3 LF: Tooter Fartelly
#9 RF: Jumbo Johnson
#66 3B: Jehosophat Johnson
#25 C: Rupert Rupert Rupert Rupert Rupert

Bench:

#26 C: Joey Jackolantern
#1 2B/SS: James Jackolantern
#11 1B: Moses Mordechai
#45 1B/3B: Morcechai Nuca
#21 OF: Frank Franklin-Stein
#91 OF: Zoilo Zamboni

Rotation:

#29 LHP: Suliman Magnifico
#39 RHP: Lama Dola
#71 RHP: Esteben Estobez
#18 LHP: Loredo Lorenzo

Bullpen:
#55 RHP: Joe Plummer
#56 RHP: Jebediah Plummer
#57 RHP: Jamba Juice Plummer
#58 RHP: Jax Plummer
#59 RHP: JoMama Plummer
#54 RHP: Jerome Plummer
#53 RHP: Jerome Plummer

The seven relievers are identical septuplets. The Jerome Plummer who wears #54 pronounces his name normally but the one who wears #53 pronounces it Jer-oh-me like Jeremy only with an oh in the middle.

by **Patistan** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 5:10 am

Is it a bird?,is it a plane?,no its a cutoff!!!

Group 1
Plemborian Royal Tarisers                    0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0  2
Organized States Eagles                      0 0 1 0 0 0 0 2 X  3

Patistan Green Grasses                       0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 2  4
Abanhfleft Revolution                        0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2  2

                                               Pld    W   L    RF   RA   RD   Pts 
1 Organized States Eagles                        5    5   0    25   10  +15    15
2 Plemborian Royal Tarises                       5    2   3    23   24   -1     6
3 Patistan Green Grasses                         5    2   3    15   26   −9     6
4 Abanhfleft Revolution                          5    1   4    13   16   −3     3

Group 2
Wolfbenze Dir Wolves                         0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0  2
Robsonien Blacks                             3 0 1 0 0 0 2 1 X  7

Coconut Isle                                 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  0
Gregoryisgodistan Bat Slaves                 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 X  3

                                               Pld    W   L    RF   RA   RD   Pts 
1 Gregoryisgodistan Bat Slaves                   5    4   1    29    9  +20     12
2 Robsonien Blacks                               5    3   2    16   11   +5     9
3 Coconut Isle                                   5    2   3    14   26   −12    6
4 Wolfbenz Dire Wolves                           5    1   4    19   32   −13    3

Group 3
Trendstart Conquistadors                     0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5  5
Stuzemstazem Blue Cows                       0 0 0 0 1 1 0 1 0  3

Darvale Flames                               0 0 0 3 0 1 0 1 0  5
Estenia Blue Stars                           1 0 0 3 0 0 1 0 2  7

                                             Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Trendstart Conquistadors                     5   3  2   20  16  +4    9
2 Estenia Blue Stars                           5   3  2   29  28  +1    9
3 Stuzemstazem Blue Cows                       5   2  3   30  24  +6    6
4 Darvale Flames                               5   2  3   21  32  −11   6

Group 4
Role Playing Wolves                          2 0 0 0 0 0 1 4 0  7
Peruvian Highland Condors                    1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  1

Nassau Eagles                                1 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 1  4
New North Aqmuland Maroon Lions              0 0 0 1 1 0 1 2 X  5

                                             Pld    W   L    RF   RA   RD   Pts 
1 New North Aqmuland Maroon Lions              5    3   2    22   14   +8     9
2 Nassau Eagles                                5    3   2    18   18    0     9
3 Role Playing Wolves                          5    2   3    17   14   +3     6
4 Peruvian Highland Condors                    5    2   3    12   23   −11    6

Group 5
United States Of Devonta Thundersticks       2 0 0 0 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 2  8
Bandwagon Shamrocks                          0 0 1 1 1 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0  6

Garifunya Dolfijnen                          0 0 0 0 1 3 0 0 0  4
Nova Anglicana Lions                         0 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 0  3

                                             Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Bandwagon Shamrocks                          5   3  2    22 19  +3    9
2 United States Of Devonta Thundersticks       5   3  2    19  20 +1    9
3 Nova Anglicana Lions                         5   2  3    13  14 -1    6
4 Garifunya Dolfijnen                          5   2  3    13  15 −2    6

Group 6
Toulgeois Island Duck Biters                 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 5  8
Gregory Llama Land Llama-Tastic Llamas       0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 0  3

Britonisea imaboy                            2 0 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2  7
San Jose Guayabal Royals                     0 3 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  5

                                             Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Gregory Llama Land Llama-Tastic Llamas       5   4  1   25  18  +7   12
2 Britonisea imaboy                            5   3  2   28  11 +17    9
3 Toulgeois Island Duck Biters                 5   2  3   16  27 -11    6
4 San Jose Guayabal Royals                     5   0  5   12  25 −13    0

Group 7
Paymina Carnivore Duck                       1 1 0 2 0 1 1 0 0  6
Darriti Red Snipers                          0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0  1

Coconustan Trojans                           0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1  1
Llamaland Tigers                             2 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 X  4

                                             Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Llamaland Tigers                             5   3  2   18  15  +3    9
2 Darriti Red Snipers                          5   3  2   23  21  +2    9
3 Coconustan Trojan                            5   2  3   15  15   0    6
4 Paymina Carnivore Duck                       5   2  3   19  22  −3    6

by **Robsonien** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 9:50 am

The Great Dictator Threatens !!!

Before the game against Gregoryisgodistan there was careless statements in a newspaper article
Lord Almighty Gregory replied to the newspaper article
Thereupon Was there in Whispers (short message service) violent reactions to them
Chief Tama Patariki President of Robsonien tried to reassure.

Examples:

Second Victory against Wolfbenze Dir Wolves 7-2

The coaches and players very satisfied
It runs in Patistan !
In the next game we hope to Win against the Coconut Isle

by **Gregoryisgodistan** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 10:33 am

Soldier USUALSO shuts out forbidden fruit isle, Bat Slaves continue scoreless innings streak

One day after an 11-inning shutout against Robsonien, the Gregoryisgodistan Bat Slaves baseball team pitched another shutout, this one a complete game two-hitter by Soldier USUALSO against the Isle of the Forbidden Fruit. You know who we're talking about. They're on the Enemy List. Not the one with ponies. The one with the tree on its flag. The one which is an island. The one which uses a forbidden fruity word in its name. The one that we will destroy soon.

Anyway, the Bat Slaves first got on the board in the bottom of the first. Shirtmaker 9DHUAS led off with a double and took third on a groundout to second by Chauffeur JJIASDES. Soldier JSIAISKS popped out to short for the second out, bringing up Enemy Crusher Bobby Furgles. Enemy Crusher Bobby Furgles hit a gapper to deep left center for an RBI double. He celebrated his RBI by crushing the second baseman and pitcher for the forbidden fruit isle, forcing them to make two substitutions early. Unfortunately, Enemy Crusher Bobby Furgles was ejected for his actions, so the team brought in Grammar Enforcement Officer OOA0010 as a pinch runner, and eventually as a catcher. The inning ended about a minute later when Barber LIEUIUSH struck out on three pitches against the new pitcher.

In the bottom of the second, Lumberjack JSUUSI99387 led off with a single to left. Grammar Enforcement Officer CUPSI19291 bunted the runner over to second, making the first out in the process. That brought up Cow Herder BYD1727, who hit the first pitch over the left field fence for a home run. He celebrated by leading a bunch of cows out of the locker room and onto the field. Unfortunately, one of them pooped on the field and then the home plate umpire stepped in the poop. Stepping in cow poop is punishable by death in Gregoryisgodistan, so the umpire was executed on the field by Executioner 9D8AH, who was waiting his turn to bat at the time. Since Executioner 9D8AH was simply doing his day job as executioner, and since the umpire had clearly committed a capital offense, Executioner 9D8AH was not ejected from the game. However, there was a 20-minute delay while they summoned an alternate umpire.

The rest of the game proceeded relatively uneventfully, with no runs scored for either team. Ultimately the Bat Slaves took it 3-0 with Soldier USUALSO pitching a two-hit gem. Soldier USUALSO also struck out 12 batters and didn't walk any. This continues the Bat Slaves' scoreless innings streak. They have not allowed a run for 21 1/3 innings, ever since Wolfbenz got a two-out single in the top of the eighth several days ago. It seems like an eternity now.

In any case, Gregoryisgodistan is now through to the next round and will almost surely win Group 2. Robsonien is in second with a record of 3-2, while the Bat Slaves are 4-1. The Bat Slaves also have a run differential of 15 runs better than Robsonien, which the Blacks would have to make up while beating the forbidden fruit isle. Meanwhile, Gregoryisgodistan can win the group automatically with a win against Wolfbenz. A loss would still likely see them win the group, and definitely see them through. As the next round is not seeded, Gregoryisgodistan will face either the first or second place team from Group 1, whichever position they don't finish in. Oddly enough, the winners of both series involving teams from Group 1 will face each other in the quarterfinals, meaning there could be another rematch with the forbidden fruit isles. Last tournament's runner-up, Abanhfleft, cannot win Group 1 but can finish in second with a win against Plemboria by two runs or more and a Patistan loss to Organized States. It should be a fun final matchday of the Group Stage. Who will win? Who will move on? Find out tomorrow.

by **Patistan** » Fri Oct 17, 2014 4:35 am

Who will make it? who will fall short?. We are just going to find out,Cutoff for MD6

Group 1
Organized States Eagles                      0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1  2
Patistan Green Grasses                       0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  0

Abanhfleft Revolution                        0 0 0 3 2 0 2 2 4 13
Plemborian Royal Tarisers                    0 0 0 1 0 1 0 2 0  4

                                               Pld    W   L    RF   RA   RD   Pts 
1 Organized States Eagles                        6    6   0    27   10  +17    18
2 Abanhfleft Revolution                          6    2   4    26   20   +6     6
3 Plemborian Royal Tarises                       6    2   4    27   37  -10     6
4 Patistan Green Grasses                         6    2   4    15   28  −11     6

Group 2
Robsonien Blacks                             0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1  2
Coconut Isle                                 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  1

Gregoryisgodistan Bat Slaves                 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  1
Wolfbenze Dir Wolves                         0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1  2

                                               Pld    W   L    RF   RA   RD   Pts 
1 Gregoryisgodistan Bat Slaves                   6    4   2    30   11  +19     12
2 Robsonien Blacks                               6    4   2    18   12   +6     12  
3 Wolfbenz Dire Wolves                           6    2   4    21   33   −12    6
4 Coconut Isle                                   6    2   4    15   28   −13    6

Group 3
Stuzemstazem Blue Cows                       2 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0  3
Darvale Flames                               0 0 1 0 2 1 0 0 X  4

Estenia Blue Stars                           0 0 0 4 0 1 0 0 0  5
Trendstart Conquistadors                     0 2 2 1 6 1 0 4 X 16

                                             Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Trendstart Conquistadors                     6   4  2   36  21 +15    12
2 Darvale Flames                               6   3  3   25  35  −10   9
3 Estenia Blue Stars                           6   3  3   34  44  -20   9
4 Stuzemstazem Blue Cows                       6   2  4   33  28  +5    6

Group 4
Peruvian Highland Condors                    0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1  1
Nassau Eagles                                0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 X  2

New North Aqmuland Maroon Lions              0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0  3
Role Playing Wolves                          1 5 0 2 0 0 1 2 X 11

                                             Pld    W   L    RF   RA   RD   Pts 
1 Nassau Eagles                                6    4   2    20   19   +1     12
2 Role Playing Wolves                          6    3   3    20   25   +5     9
3 New North Aqmuland Maroon Lions              6    3   3    25   25    0     9
4 Peruvian Highland Condors                    6    2   4    13   25   −12    6

Group 5
Bandwagon Shamrocks                          1 0 2 1 1 0 2 0 0  7
Garifunya Dolfijnen                          0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1  1

Nova Anglicana Lions                         0 0 2 0 1 0 2 0 2  7
United States Of Devonta Thundersticks       0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 1  3

                                             Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Bandwagon Shamrocks                          6   4  2   29  20  +9   12
2 Nova Anglicana Lions                         6   3  3   20  17  +3    9
3 United States Of Devonta Thundersticks       6   3  3   22  27  -5    9
4 Garifunya Dolfijnen                          6   2  4   14  22  −8    6

Group 6
Gregory Llama Land Llama-Tastic Llamas       0 2 1 2 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1  8
Britonisea imaboy                            0 0 0 0 0 0 2 2 3 0 0 0 0  7

San Jose Guayabal Royals                     1 0 2 0 0 0 1 0 6 10
Toulgeois Island Duck Biters                 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  0

                                             Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Gregory Llama Land Llama-Tastic Llamas       6   5  1   33  25  +8   15
2 Britonisea imaboy                            6   3  3   34  19 +16    9
3 Toulgeois Island Duck Biters                 6   2  4   16  37 -22    6
4 San Jose Guayabal Royals                     6   1  5   22  25  −3    3

Group 7
Darriti Red Snipers                          0 1 0 2 1 0 1 0 0  5
Coconustan Trojans                           0 0 1 0 0 0 0 3 0  4

Llamaland Tigers                             0 1 0 0 0 3 0 0 1  5
Paymina Carnivore Duck                       0 3 0 0 0 0 1 0 0  4

                                             Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Darriti Red Snipers                          6   4  2   28  24  +4    12
2 Llamaland Tigers                             6   4  2   23  25  -2    12
3 Coconustan Trojan                            6   2  4   19  21   -1    6
4 Paymina Carnivore Duck                       6   2  4   23  27  -4    6

Round of 16 matches to be added in next post.

by **Super-Llamaland** » Fri Oct 17, 2014 5:57 pm

Llamaland Tigers                             0 1 0 0 0 3 0 0 1  5
Paymina Carnivore Duck                       0 3 0 0 0 0 1 0 0  4

BACK IN BUSINESS : Tigers top Paymina to Advance to Final 16
by Alex Stephenson, top columnist

With a playoff spot potentially on the line, the Tigers played Paymina, the oddly-named Carnivore Ducks. With Drew Gilson on the mound after a walk-heavy first performance, the game seemed up in the air and the Tigers oddly fallible, and the first innings didn't exactly help the fact. But a sixth-inning rally followed by a go-ahead run in the ninth did the trick, and the victory sets up a Ro16 match with New North Aqmuland's Maroon Lions, an unfamiliar foe.

While the game started in the first, the action started in the second. With two outs and Eric Seymour on first, Michael Trabajen walked, and Troy Adrian followed by slamming a line drive down the left-field line for an RBI double, only a brilliant outfield play tagging Trabajen out at the plate and saving Paymina from a two-nil deficit in the second. Gilson fell apart the next inning, naturally, walking three straight and serving up a three-run triple.

Things quieted down, Gilson struggling through five innings (six walks, five strikeouts, 125 pitches), leaving the Tigers down three-one heading into the top of the sixth. With one out and runners on first and second, Chris Evans brought up pinch-hitter Steven Donalbain for his third NT at-bat. The script was practically set for a three-run home run. Until...

Three-and-one to Steven Donalbain. Here's the pitch, curveball, Donalbain smacks it, going into deep center, that's really carrying, back at the track is the Payminan center-fielder, leaps, makes the catch over the wall! This could double someone up - Seymour sprinting back to first, Earnest to second. The throw should go to first, Seymour really caught off-guard, and the throw GETS BY THE FIRST BASEMAN! Earnest turns and sprints for third! Seymour stops at first, now is going for second base! The throw ricochets off the side bricking, the catcher will try to pick off Seymour, and the throw hits Seymour and bounces to center-field! Paymina is calling out, but Seymour was on the base when the throw was made, and Earnest is going to beat the tag! Three-two, Tigers!

Replays confirmed that Eric Seymour had slid into second base fragments of a second before the throw bounced off his back and into shallow center. Next up was Aaron Baxter, who performed far better.

Here's Aaron Baxter, two strikeouts today. The pitch - swung on by the shortstop and a line drive down the left-field line! Taking off is Seymour, that's going to score a run, still carrying, back on the track, going, going, and INTO THE STANDS! Wait! I don't believe it! The ball apparently bounced off the yellow line, ricocheted past the foul pole, and entered the crowd! What an odd turn of events - and they are calling it a ground-rule double! Three-all! The Tigers have tied up the game!

Chris Evans was nearly thrown out protesting, but it turned out not to matter.

James LaRoi is up now, and here's the two-two pitch - line drive, right field, base hit. Baxter scores, LaRoi with an RBI single. The Tigers now have the lead.

James Pierce threw two innings, allowing one hit (three feet over the left-center fence, annoyingly) but leaving with an irrelevant blown save anyway. Khris Romano and the Payminan left-handed pitcher traded scoreless frames, leading us to the top of the ninth.

With two outs, it appeared that the game would end in extras - or worse. As Dartii had won, the game suddenly became irrelevant - we'd clinched second, and the Red Snipers first. But still, to lose to Paymina - not even .500! would be embarrassing, and as such Megan Peterson's walk-up was determined and willful.

It showed. The first pitch was a hanging slurve fouled straight back, and the second pitch, a cocky "you fouled off my worst pitch, how good can you be" sort of fastball, 88 mph outside, Peterson flicked into the stands.

Five-four Tigers. They've survived another day, but will the Maroon Lions be their downfall?

by **Robsonien** » Fri Oct 17, 2014 8:55 pm

Robsonien is in the Round of 16
In the Last Game the Blacks won 2-1 against Coconut Isle

For Robsonien Sports a Greate Success
And you can See the Round of 16 on TV Live
We hope you make Party with Frinds at Home or in a Sportsbar
enjoy the Blacks and make Pictures
WHEN THE GAME IS OVERWE WE DISPLAY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PICTURES
Go Blacks!!!

by **Patistan** » Fri Oct 17, 2014 9:41 pm

Round of 16

Played in Patistan

Organized States Eagles VS Robsonein Blacks

Played at Republic Ground,Tahore

Gregoryisgodistan VS Abanhfleft Revolution

Played at Patistan National Ground,Tachi

Trendstart Conquistadors VS Role Playing Wolves

Played at Shah-Khan Stadium,Fujranwala

Nassau Eagles VS Darvale Flames

Played at Green With Pride Stadium,Fujranwala

Bandwagon Shamrocks VS Britonesia imaboy

Played at Tahore Regional Ground,Tahore

Gregory Llama Land Llama-Tastic Llamas VS Nova Anglicana

Played at Tachi Octopus Ground,Tachi

Darriti Red Snipers VS United States Of Devonta Thundersticks

Played at Shah-Khan Stadium,Fujranwala

Llamaland Tigers VS New North Aqmuland Maroon Lions

Republic Ground,Tahore

by **Bandwagon** » Sat Oct 18, 2014 6:21 am

A TV Show Came On
Welcome to Sports Daily on RTB
"Good Evening and welcome to Sports Daily, the only stop for sports in Bandwagon.
Our Baseball Team is now through to the knockout stage of Baseball Slam VII."
It then showed the team relaxing in Patistan.
Then some unhappy Bandwagonian fans in Patistan came on:
"We can't drink alcohol. It's a f**king joke" they said.

by **Bandwagon** » Sat Oct 18, 2014 7:16 am

Bandwagon Shamrocks Roster
Coach: Milan Byrne (American)
Pitchers
40 Zachary Jiminez
34 Dirk Van Dijk
30 Daniel Lee-Cahill
47 Barnaby Doherty
45 Brian Ahmed
39 Johnny Simpson
15 Brandon Edwardson
21 Michael Jacobson
49 Farrell Wilson
37 Ryon Yeong Jin
29 PJ Martin
35 Pedro Rodriguez
Catchers
6 James O'Sullivan
19 Taylor Gardener
Infielders
18 Cillian Mitchell
17 Rennie Vickery
2 Jason Francis
10 Mike Hessman
3 Jay Byrne
26 Hendrick Henry
Outfielders
24 Tomasso Marchelli
7 Brett Murphy
44 Lachlann Murphy
14 Nathan Schultz

by **Patistan** » Sun Oct 19, 2014 5:12 am

Cutoff for RO16 first game

Organized States Eagles                     0 1 0 0 2 3 5 0 1 12
Robsonein Blacks                            0 0 0 0 2 0 0 1 1  4

Played at Republic Ground,Tahore

Organized States Eagles Lead series 1-0

Gregoryisgodistan Bat Slaves                0 5 0 0 0 1 0 0 1  7
Abnahfleft Revolution                       1 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0  3

Played at Patistan National Ground,Tachi

Gregoryisgodistan Bat Slaves lead series 1-0

Trendstart Conquistadors                    0 0 0 0 0 0 1 4 0  5
Role Playing Wolves                         1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  1

Played at Shah-Khan Stadium,Fujranwala

Trendstart Conquistadors lead series 1-0

Nassau Eagles                               2 0 0 0 5 0 0 1 0  8
Darvale Flames                              0 0 0 1 1 5 2 0 X  9

Played at Green With Pride Stadium,Fujranwala

Darvale Flames lead series 1-0

Bandwagon Shamrocks                         0 0 0 3 1 3 2 2 0 11
Britonesia imaboy                           0 1 4 0 0 0 0 0 2  7

Played at Tahore Regional Ground,Tahore

Bandwagon Shamrocks Lead series 1-0

Gregroy Llama Land Llama-Tastic Llamas      0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0  2
Nova Anglicana Lions                        0 0 1 0 0 0 1 2 X  4

Played at Tachi Octopus Ground,Tachi

Nova Anglicana Lions Lead series 1-0

Darriti Red Snipers                         0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 3  6
United States Of Devonta Thundersticks      0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0  2

Played at Shah-Khan Stadium,Fujranwala

Darriti Red Snipers lead series 1-0

Llamaland Tigers                            1 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 0  4
New North Aqmuland Maroon Lions             1 1 1 0 1 1 0 0 X  5

Played at Republic Ground,Tahore

New North Aqmuland Maroon Lions lead series 1-0

by **Patistan** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 5:45 am

cutoff

Organized States Eagles                     2 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0  4
Robsonein Blacks                            0 0 2 1 1 0 1 0 0  5

Played at Republic Ground,Tahore

Series tied 1-1

Gregoryisgodistan Bat Slaves                0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0  2
Abnahfleft Revolution                       0 0 1 4 2 0 0 0 X  7

Played at Patistan National Ground,Tachi

Series Tied 1-1

Trendstart Conquistadors                    0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0  1
Role Playing Wolves                         0 0 1 2 0 0 0 0 X  3

Played at Shah-Khan Stadium,Fujranwala

Series tied 1-1

Nassau Eagles                               3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1  4
Darvale Flames                              2 0 0 0 3 1 0 0 X  6

Played at Green With Pride Stadium,Fujranwala

Darvale Flames win series series 2-0

Bandwagon Shamrocks                         2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0  3
Britonisea imaboy                           0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1  1

Played at Tahore Regional Ground,Tahore

Bandwagon Shamrocks win series 2-0

Gregory Llama Land Llama-Tastic Llamas      0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  0
Nova Anglicana Lions                        0 2 0 0 3 0 0 0 X  5

Played at Tachi Octopus Ground,Tachi

Nova Anglicana Lions win series 2-0

Darriti Red Snipers                         0 0 0 0 1 1 2 0 0  4
United states of Devonta Thndersticks       3 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1  5

Played at Shah-Khan Stadium,Fujranwala

Series tied 1-1

Llamaland Tigers                            0 0 1 0 7 1 0 0 0  9
New North Aqmuland Maroon Lions             0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0  1

Played at Republic Ground,Tahore

Series tied 1-1

by **Gregoryisgodistan** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:50 am

Bat Slaves tied 1-1 in Round of 16

The Gregoryisgodistan Bat Slaves are currently embroiled in a Round of 16 matchup against the Abanhfleft Revolution in a rematch of the last International Baseball Slam championship. It would be truly shocking if Gregoryisgodistan were eliminated at this stage, but anything can happen. In the first game of the series, Gregoryisgodistan rolled to a 7-3 victory over the Revolution, helped by a five-run second inning. Enemy Crusher Bobby Furgles went 3-4 with a home run and 3 RbIs. He also crushed an umpire who called him out on strikes for his only out of the day. Technical Support Specialist A8DHH1938DH pitched seven innings, allowing three runs, two of which were earned, before being pulled. The Bat Slaves were up 1 game to 0 and it looked like they were going to win the series. They needed to win just one of the next two.

Disaster struck in Game 2, as the Bat Slaves were shocked, 7-2, in a truly shocking loss to the Revolution. As a result, there is a deciding Game 3 coming up tomorrow live from Patistan. Soldier USUALSO will get the start, on normal rest thanks to all the off days. He will look to shut down the Revolution and take the series for the Bat Slaves. The winner of that series will face the winner of the series between the Robsonien Blacks and Organized States Eagles. This is in spite of the fact that Robsonien and Gregoryisgodistan were in the same group during the group stage.

Lord Almighty Gregory praised the Bat Slaves for getting this far but said they must advance further. "The Bat Slaves need to advance beyond the Round of 16. We have won four out of five championships. We need to get out of the Round of 16 or there will be severe consequences for the team. This will likely not be execution, since at least we made it to the knockout round, but it would likely include a whipping on national television and hefty fines of hundreds of millions of greggygodbucks per player. Failing to make it out of the Round of 16 would be unacceptable. Failing to make it beyond the quarterfinals would also be unacceptable, but would earn a lesser punishment, likely just the whipping and beating. Our goal is to win it all, but we can't win it every time, so as long as we make it to the semifinals, our team will be spared punishment. But we need to make it that far or it will be a national embarrassment. And the team will get off relatively easy compared to others who shame the nation. They will still be alive and they will still have the opportunity to compete in future tournaments. We will not execute them. However, a beating, whipping, and possibly heavy fines will be in order if we do not live up to expectations, or at least come close. If we lose in the Round of 16, the world may doubt that I am the One True Lord, and this is simply unacceptable. We must destroy the heathens, not lose to them on the baseball diamond. When the whole world accepts me as Lord Almighty, then, and only then, can we lose an International Baseball Slam. Until then, we must win them all. Bat Slaves, do your job. You must win."

Left Fielder Soldier JSIAISKS was unafraid by Lord Almighty Gregory's statement, saying "If we fail to make it to the semifinals, we deserve, at a bare minimum, the punishment Lord Almighty Gregory is threatening. I wouldn't blame him one bit if he had us executed, but ultimately his decision must be right for he is God. If he says we should not be executed, only beaten and fined, he must be right. If I fail this nation, I will willingly submit to whatever punishment Lord Almighty Gregory issues. I know he is God. I do not need reminding. But it seems like the rest of the world does. So remember world, Lord Almighty Gregory is God, and we are going to beat Abanhfleft. Then we are going to beat Robsonien or Organized States, whichever one of those nations wins the Game 3. And oh by the way, Britonisea is now eliminated because they are stupid. They think dog is spelled with a K. They're not as dumb as Costa Luna, but their English is worse. And I know they're the same nation as North Britonisea. They're not fooling anyone with the little North thing. North Gregoryisgodistan is the northern part of Gregoryisgodistan. It is still part of Gregoryisgodistan. So North Britonisea must be part of Britonisea. It's only logical. But they don't know English, so they couldn't figure that out on their own. This is why we must acquire more nuclear weapons from Quebec and launch them at all of the nations on our Enemy List, including Britonisea. Britonisea is very stupid. This is why they must be destroyed."

Super-Llamaland added to Enemy List

In response to a statement by the heathen President of Super-Llamaland Christopher O'Reilly, Lord Almighty Gregory has announced that Super-Llamaland will be added to the Enemy List. O'Reilly wickedly put sanctions on Gregoryisgodistan due to Enemy Crushers simply doing their job and crushing the wicked Prince Josephus of Saintland during the World Cup of Hockey. He created a complete embargo on Gregoryisgodistani products, forbidding the Most Holy Nation from selling their gruel there. He also pledged military support to Saintland in event of war and issued a travel ban. Most egregiously, O'Reilly trumped up international support from allied nations to add these same sanctions. In the words of Lord Almighty Gregory, "Christopher O'Reilly has issued what I consider a declaration of War Against Gregoryisgodistan, which as you all know is a War Against God. Rather than respond with military action, which could include detonation of nuclear weapons, I have decided for now to simply add Super-Llamaland to our Enemy List. However, I also call upon President O'Reilly to apologize and revoke the sanctions. Should he do so, Super-Llamaland will still be on our Enemy List but will be spared military attack. Should he not apologize and revoke the sanctions within 24 hours, we will strongly consider commencing a major bombing, which may include nuclear weapons. It's worth noting that Quebec also sold us numerous non-nuclear bombs that we can use, so it won't just be solar-powered bombs. We will completely obliterate Super-Llamaland, or at least Isle Benoit. Isle Benoit is the most wicked island in the multiverse. We will bomb it into oblivion with the help of Quebec. It must be destroyed. We will kill them all. President O'Reilly, the decision is in your hands. Death to Super-Llamaland!"

by **Robsonien** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 12:19 pm

Blacks tied 1-1 in Round of 16

the blacks lose the first game and win the second Game in the series against Organized States Eagles . The nex Game brings the decision
Quarter finals or out. Support our team scream it to victory

believes believes Blacks Win

And her the Wining Pictue from the Black Fan Party !!!:

by **Darvale** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:13 pm

WE'RE APPARENTLY GOOD AT BASEBALL
The national Darvalian baseball team managed to make it to the quarter-finals of the International Baseball Slam
Article by Ramon Goldstein | Sports Category | Posted 20/10/2014 at 8:15 pm

The Darvale Flames pulled off a two-win series against the Nassau Eagles, putting them in the quarter-finals of the tournament

Green With Pride Stadium, Fujranwala, PATISTAN - Baseball was never popular in Darvale. Sure, you'd here about it every so often, here or there, but football was always the sport that every Darvalian had a special feeling for. But, even with the 70th World Cup just around the corner, this just might change. The recent success of the Darvale Flames (Darvale's official national baseball team) in the International Baseball Slam, held in Patistan, made the front page of the Fairbanks Journal. The Flames reached the quarter-finals of the IBS, after advancing through Group 3 at second place, and beating the Nassau Eagles twice in a row, first by a single run, at 8-9, and then by a slightly smoother 4-6.

Now that the Flames have made it through, they will be facing either the Trendstart Conquistadors, or the Wolfbenz Dire Wolves. The Flames previously encountered the Conquistadors on Matchday One in Group 3, where they managed to pull off a 2-1 win on the Dire Wolves.

by **Patistan** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:15 am

Cutoff

It's late due to me being called up for a Futsal match

Organized States Eagles                     0 0 1 0 5 0 2 1 0 9
Robsonein Blacks                            0 2 2 0 0 2 0 4 0 10

Played at Republic Ground,Tahore

Robsonein Blacks win the series 2-1

Gregoryisgodistan Bat Slaves                0 3 0 0 0 2 1 1 0  7
Abnahfleft Revolution                       0 1 0 0 0 0 2 2 0  5

Played at Patistan National Ground,Tachi

Gregoryisgodistan Bat Slaves win the series 2-1

Trendstart Conquistadors                    0 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 1  4
Role Playing Wolves                         1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  1

Played at Shah-Khan Stadium,Fujranwala

Trendstart Conquistadors win series 2-1

Darriti Red Snipers                         2 0 0 1 1 2 2 0 0  8
United States Of Devonta Thundersticks      0 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0  3

Played at Shah-Khan Stadium,Fujranwala

Darriti Red Snipers win series 2-1

Llamaland Tigers                            1 0 0 3 0 1 0 1 0  6
New North Aqmuland Maroon Lions             0 0 0 5 0 0 0 0 0  5

Played at Republic Ground,Tahore

Llamaland Tigers win series 2-1

by **Robsonien** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:09 pm

Blacks Wins the Series against Organized States Eagles 2-1

At Republic Ground inTahore (see image)

the Last Game of the Series ends 10-9 for Robsonien Blacks

now people we are in the Quater-final !!!

We hope that the quater-final re-drawn
otherwise we play again against Bat slaves
that sucks !!!

by **Super-Llamaland** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 5:33 pm

"I'm worried," Alessandr Ericsson said as soon as the President walked into the room. The Arendellenske Secretary of State was typically wont to time-wasting formalities, but today was a different scenario.

"Look, Chris. I supported your little FLULON bill because Gregoryisgodistan isn't remotely involved with us. We didn't lose a penny from trade and we're at no risk of attack. Your little trick with Isle Benoit was clever if their dictator tinpot accepts, but what if he declines? Sure, we've 42,000 soldiers in support of the Sanctii-Benoitian defense, six thousand from Nacañera, Sola, Eirelia, and Super-Llamaland, and eighteen thousand from the combined forces of the Arendellenske Union, but when push comes to shove, we're going to need to go all-in to fight the Gregoryisgodistani menace."

O'Reilly bit his tongue - holding in a flippant remark, Alessandr was sure, something along the lines of "well, what's wrong with that?" Sensing the question heavily flopping about in the air unanswered, he leapt past any remark O'Reilly could've gotten out.

"We won't be fighting by ourselves - San José Guayabal seems interested and can keep the Gregoryisgodistani busy - they're neighbors, after all- the Quebecois seem to want neutrality, Saintland can be counted on to defend themselves well and of course there's always Coconutstan and their massive protectors, the Free Republics. Gregory may be fighting by himself. We shouldn't underestimate, of all nation's, the Gregoryisgodistani people's willingness to die for their quite blatant cause. We'll suffer casualties, alright. And may I remind you that your northern nations are trying to split off?"

Christopher sighed - not a deep, longing suspiration, but more of a frustrated huff. "I am aware, Mr. Ericcson. How do you propose we do our all-in attack, as you put it?"

The Arendellenske shrugged. "I'm not a tactician. But if San José Guayabal attacks Gregoryisgodistan on their northern front and Gloriax stays neutral, the latter of which is extremely likely and the former always possible, we can easily surround and fight battles in the sea and air, supporting the Guayabalnese if needed. Saintland and the Empire could be drafted in to help, and Gregoryisgodistan isn't the type of nation many would sympathize with - the 'Lord Almighty' has certainly deserved it. Still, as I stress, this would be very bad for us."

The president appeared to close his eyes before leaping into the banter. "Well, Mr. Ericcson, you shouldn't underestimate how deadly a sea and air battle can be. The Llamaneans learned that lesson before."

"Yes, in their nearly-successful invasion of the North." there was silence. The president continued.

"If San José Guayabal helps, we could easily all support a full-on battle."

"Wait, no, I think we should avoid-"

"No, we've put Gregoryisgodistan off for too long. This attack is a necessary evil, Mr. Ericcson."

And two minutes later, the meeting was over, the Arendellenske defeated in single-man combat.

by **Gregoryisgodistan** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:55 pm

From the Desk of Lord Almighty Gregory

To: Heathen Leader of Super-Llamaland who does not deserve a name

Dear Unesteemed Sir,

I am writing to accept your offer about the negotiations. However, rest assured, if you do not lift all sanctions, including those from FLULON, within 24 hours, we will take this as an act of aggression and launch a full-scale military assault on Isle Benoit with high-powered bombs. They will not be nuclear bombs, because we are saving them to bomb Quebec with, but they will be high-grade bombs capable of devastating large areas. We will also contemplate whether or not to launch a military invasion of Isle Benoit. The ball is in your court now. Lift the sanctions or there will be death. I urge you to cooperate with us. If you do not, there will be consequences. You will have to face them.

I fully expect the sanctions to be lifted within 24 hours. Also, if a bill to lift the sanctions fails, we will commence with the bombing immediately even if the 24 hours have not passed. So don't try anything funny or stupid. You need to learn to keep your word.

Also, you will still be on the Enemy List no matter what. Likely forever.

Sincerely,

Lord Almighty Gregory

by **Patistan** » Thu Oct 23, 2014 5:33 am

cutoff

Robsonein Blacks                  0 0 2 0 3 0 0 0 0  5
Gregoryisgodistan Bat Slaves      0 0 1 0 0 1 0 1 0  3

Played at Tachi Octopus Ground,Tachi

Trendstart Conquistadors          1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  1
Darvale Flames                    0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 X  2

Patistan National Ground,Tachi

Bandwagon Shamrocks               3 0 0 0 6 0 1 0 0 10
Nove Anglicana Lions              3 0 3 0 1 0 0 2 0  9

Green With Pride Stadium,Fujranwala

Darriti Red Snipers               0 3 2 0 0 1 0 0 0  6
Llamland Tigers                   1 0 0 3 3 0 1 0 X  8

Shah-Khan Stadium, Fujranwala

All winners lead series 1-0

by **Bandwagon** » Thu Oct 23, 2014 8:24 am

"Amateurs" Win Again
The incredible Bandwagon National Team made up of a group of people who meet in a park in the city of Dublin every week are now one of the favourites to win the tournament. The fans' favourites are "Loveable" as a Patistani fan put it. In fact Baseball which had about 200 players in Bandwagon before the Baseball Slam is expected to now have 10,000!

by **Robsonien** » Thu Oct 23, 2014 10:25 am

We did it again !!!

At Tachi Octopus Ground the Blacks Win the first game in the Quater Final Series
Against Gregoryisgodistan Bat slaves.
The Bat slaves are not unbeatable
has seen for the second time

by **Super-Llamaland** » Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:54 pm

To: Lord Almighty Gregory
From: Christopher O'Reilly, President, Super-Llamaland
CC: Adam Watson, ex-President, Hicaña

We would gladly lift sanctions after a two-week period in which you avoid any attack on Isle Benoit. May this be the new beginning of peace between our two nations.

Christopher O'Reilly
President
The Republic of Super-Llamaland

Adam Watson saw the email and froze. With no definite FLULON support, Isle Benoit was absolutely doomed.

Immediately he forwarded the email to the three presidential candidates, along with an invitation to an anonymous chat room in thirty minutes. Sure enough, each candidate put forth their own flavor of "oh-no-we're-doomed" and agreed.

**AdamWatson has joined #foh12s27!**
**SamuelAntony has joined #foh12s27!**
**SilvioRivera has joined #foh12s27!**
**SolomonErvine has joined #foh12s27!**
[10:00]
AdamWatson : So you have all received the email?
SilvioRivera: Yes
SilvioRivera: I think we're really screwed if O'Reilly doesn't lift a finger for two weeks
SamuelAntony: Correct
SolomonErvine: Gregoryisgodistan has repeatedly shown a willingness to screw with international politics
SolomonErvine: I would not put it behind them to bomb us immediately to make a point
SilvioRivera: Or seconds after the two-week period
AdamWatson: Silvio has a good point. They're warmongers but not stupid.
SamuelAntony: That's why I thought neutrality = good.
[10:01]
SilvioRivera: With GGS?
SolomonErvine: So should we put the nation under lockdown?
AdamWatson: The lockdown systems aren't the best. And we need a leader.
SilvioRivera: Obviously one of us.
SamuelAntony: Whoever does it is guaranteed to be president unless they screw up
SolomonErvine: Not a fair election
AdamWatson: But it's for the country
[10:02]
SilvioRivera: Unless they resigned right afterwards
SamuelAntony: Correct, Adam.
[10:03]
**WebAdmin has joined #cb-217
[10:04]
[10:05]
--In a few minutes we'll automatically switch chatrooms.--
[10:06]
SamuelAntony: So who should it be?
SilvioRivera: We need a vote
SilvioRivera: Private
SamuelAntony: Ask WebAdmin to set it up

SamuelAntony *to WebAdmin*: Voting for Solomon Ervine.
SilvioRivera *to WebAdmin*: Voting for Adam Watson.
AdamWatson *to WebAdmin*: Voting for Silvio Rivera.
SolomonErvine *to WebAdmin*: Voting for Samuel Antony.

[10:07]
WebAdmin: There was a tie
WebAdmin: What do I do?
SamuelAntony: Popular vote
SilvioRivera: Congress?
SamuelAntony: Yes, populace would take too long.
AdamWatson: Well, we have a game plan. Thank you for coming today.

At 10:09, the air raid siren went off.

by **Gregoryisgodistan** » Thu Oct 23, 2014 1:23 pm

Gregoryisgodistan Bombs Isle Benoit

Gregoryisgodistan has launched multiple long-range missiles at Isles Benoit in response to Super-Llamaland's refusal to immediately lift sanctions on Gregoryisgodistan. According to Lord Almighty Gregory, roughly 250 missiles were launched at Isle Benoit over the course of the last few hours, causing numerous deaths and injuries. Lord Almighty Gregory promised more missiles would be launched if the sanctions were not lifted immediately. To quote Lord Almighty Gregory, "We demanded the sanctions be lifted immediately. Super-Llamaland refused. We have no reason to believe that they will keep their word after two weeks. As a result, we are launching several hundred long-range missiles at Isle Benoit, which will result in the deaths of numerous Llamaneans and their allies. It will be a glorious victory for Gregoryisgodistan when Super-Llamaland and their allies are destroyed. They failed to recognize that I am the Lord Your God. They failed to recognize that Gregoryisgodistan is the most glorious nation in the world. They tried to sanction us, but we got our revenge. We launched all these bombs at them. Now there will be thousands, if not millions of deaths. It will be a glorious victory for us. Today shall be forever known as the start of the glorious victory against all the nations on our Enemy List. It is very unfortunate that we could not launch nuclear weapons at Isle Benoit, but we are saving them to launch at The Royal Kingdom of Quebec if our demands there are not met. However, if those demands are met and the following demands which I will get to shortly are not met within 72 hours, we will consider the use of nuclear weapons against Isle Benoit. Should we decide not to use nuclear weapons against Isle Benoit, a full-scale military invasion with attacks on civilians and soldiers alike will commence. You saw how our army devastated Hicana. We will do the same to Isle Benoit. Here are our demands.

"Demand number 1 is that the sanctions by FLULON and Super-Llamaland be lifted immediately. Demand number 2 is that Super-Llamaland and FLULON each pay 1 trillion greggygodbucks, which is 140 million dollars, to our treasury immediately. Demand number 3 is that 5,000 citizens of Super-Llamaland, 3,000 citizens of Isle Benoit, and 1,000 citizens of every other FLULON member be sent to Gregoryisgodistan to serve as slaves for the remainder of their lives. Selection of these individuals is at the discretion of those nations, and could conceivably include criminals should they desire to send them here. However, all property of the slaves will be seized immediately upon the exchange, and the slaves will be chained up during this process, so any attempt to smuggle in soldiers disguised as slaves will just result in a loss of troops and the donation of weapons to our military, which we will gladly accept. Demand number 4 is that President O'Reilly and Adam Watson be extradited to Gregoryisgodistan for execution along with their families for the crimes of blasphemy and contempt of the Lord. Demand number 5 is that Super-Llamaland recognize Gregoryisgodistan as the gruel capital of the world. Demand number 6 is that any citizen of Super-Llamaland who publicly or privately questions Gregoryisgodistan's status as gruel capital of the world be extradited to Gregoryisgodistan for execution along with their whole family. Demand number 7 is that FLULON and Super-Llamaland never again impose sanctions on Gregoryisgodistan, with the understanding that failure to comply with this clause will result in nuclear annihilation. Demand number 8 is for Super-Llamaland and all FLULON nations to publicly support the actions of Gregoryisgodistan's Enemy Crushers in the World Cup of Hockey and other tournaments, and oppose any sanctions that any international sporting body impose on any Gregoryisgodistani team for the actions of the Enemy Crushers. Demand number 9 is the same as Demand Number 8, only for the Pervert Chasers who compete on Gregoryisgodistan's teams. Demand Number 10, the last demand, is that all residents of Isle Benoit shall be permitted to consume no food or beverage other than prune juice and gruel rations provided by Gregoryisgodistan for the next 50 years. Please meet all of these demands within 72 hours or nuclear attack and/or full-scale invasion will result. Thank you."

Gregoryisgodistan is now anxiously awaiting a response from FLULON and Super-Llamaland. Will we have another very violent war? Will we have a nuclear war? Will there be an invasion? These are the questions on every Gregoryisgodistani's mind. In the meantime, the Gregoryisgodistani Military has activated the conscription process and called up 5 million eligible adults to the military in addition to the 1 million full-time soldiers. All able-bodied citizens 18 and older are eligible for conscription, though the process uses an algorithm that will select the more physically fit, and normally the more young, first. This call-up makes up a large chunk of the adult population, so it is clear Gregoryisgodistan is willing to push through with this fight at all costs. There may be yet more call-ups in the future, but for now, Lord Almighty Gregory seems satisfied that a force of 6 million, including 1 million full-time soldiers, is enough.

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