TO: Lord Almighty Gregory
From: Jhanzeb Khan
Thank you for your kind message Gregory,first of all i would be very happy to pay the fine,i know it when my team has done something unacceptable. The money shall be given to a police officer on Monday when the team arrives at the stadium. And i would make it my personal duty to look after the player's and that they do not get into any mischief of any sort during there stay here.
But as the case of Mohaco,i am sorry to say but he was provoked by the fans...as you know Mohaco was a Hicanan who came to Patistan. He was provoked by anti-Patistani and anti-Hicanan remarks. In no way am i trying to justify Mohaco's action's but i think you should take into consideration of how your fan's behave during the match,may i suggest that you put a ban on Anti-Patistani and Anti-Hicanan remarks for the remaining time of the Baptism of Iron..? or at least till the time the Patistani team is staying here?
Also i'm pretty sure that Mohaco did not do the murder of the Prune farmer,of course Mohaco was somewhat known for his hate for Gregoryisgodistan but he was just a simple 19 year old kid who wanted to play football for Patistan. But i would allow police officers to question the remaining team for investigation. I also suggest that you advise civilians and police officers of Gregoryisgodistan to not look at the Hicanan's in our team with disgust or to the Patistani's,as it makes them uncomfortable and does effect them on the field during play.
On a less serious note,would you be able to upgrade our accommodation? we have had some "conflicts" with the staff at out hotel,and their is also the hygienic problems,the bathrooms here are mostly at times not clean and their have been sighting of rodents in the hotel. This makes the players feel bad and feel targeted,i and the team would be very happy if we could have a new hotel,or at least some upgrades to our current hotel's.
Thank you for your time
Sincerely
Jhanzeb Khan,head of the BOI Patistani delegation