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by Electrum » Thu Jul 24, 2014 2:08 am
by Furellum » Thu Jul 24, 2014 2:17 am
by The Inevitable Syndicate » Thu Jul 24, 2014 3:42 am
To: Lazzaro Passerini Generalissimo of the Nationalist Republic of Felix
From: Lex Crowley Supreme Administrator of The Inevitable Syndicate
Subject: You know full well what this is about.
Encryption: HIGH
Passerini,
We may not have always seen eye to eye on most issues, but I think we can agree that, on the whole, we both work to serve the greater goal of the Corvidae Collective. The roots of your Nationalist party stem from similar ones to my own, however our main difference is that I managed to succeed on my own, whereas you needed a small leg up - from me - in order to ascend to your spot of power.
Allies in this world, before Corvidae, were fleeting and few - while you may have assumed that the nations of Rüntenbach and the Sunrise Islands were friends to Felix, I can assure you that times have changed. Just as much as we have moved forward in the world, these nations have moved backward, retreating to their primal and uncivilised ways. This is an issue. An issue that, unfortunately, can only be resolved with conflict. You might not like it, I might not like it, our people might not like it, but Rüntenbach? The Sunrise Islands? They LOVE IT. The chaos that a war brings is the sort of things these uncivilised nations revel in,as it gives their leaders to puff out their chest, beat it a few times, and claim that their forces are the strongest. We are here to prove them wrong, to show them their place, and to prove to the world that Corvidae is a force for good.
So, like the Syndicate, I'm afraid war with Rüntenbach is inevitable. If you have issues with your Felixian Germans, simply remind them just who they are - they are Felixians FIRST, and therefore they are Corvidae FIRST.
And now, for my second point. I don't like it when you lie to me, Passerini. You claim that you haven't contacted this Anti-Corvidae Alliance, but you see, we're more pervasive than you know. I have intercepted messages to the nations of the Anti-Corvidae alliance that see you crying, begging, in fact, for forgiveness and mercy for my actions. The fact that you hang on to a vision of the past that is unfortunately no more frankly makes me sick. You know that Corvidae, like every party of the Syndicate before it, is about abandoning the troubles of the past, and looking forward to a bright future. This future does not involve Rüntenbach. It does not involve the Sunrise Islands. It involves Corvidae.
And so I ask you this, Mr. Passerini. Exactly whose side are you on? The side of the past, which is where you will condemned to stay should you choose it, or the side of the future, where you will hailed forever more as one of the most influential characters of Corvidae? The choice is, unfortunately, not yours to make, as you have already made it. It is here, it is now and in the future. It is Corvidae.
You will declare war on Rüntenbach and the Collective Sunrise Islands, however, to ease your worries, you needn't worry about them. They are not our first target. A contact in Yttribia has told me something concerning... I'm not going to tell you what it is, however, until you can prove to me that you are truly a member of the Corvidae Collective, by doing as I ask.
That is all.
by Jeckland » Thu Jul 24, 2014 4:17 am
by Torisakia » Thu Jul 24, 2014 5:30 am
[TNN] A cargo ship belonging to Torisakia disappeared off the coast of Kostane late Wednesday evening. TBI suspects foul play. || Congress passes a T$10 billion aid package for the Democratic Populist rebels in Kostane. To include firearms, vehicles, and artillery.
by Blouman Empire » Thu Jul 24, 2014 5:49 am
by Zenic » Thu Jul 24, 2014 6:49 am
by HopNation » Thu Jul 24, 2014 6:57 am
HopNation Hops
National Fußball Team NewsGame TwoWorld Cup 69 – the Cup for Chaps
Group 1
Plc Nation Pts +/-
1 Mizuyuki 6 +5
2 NSI 4 +1
3 Thatius 4 +1
4 Jecatria 3 -2
5 HopNation 2 0
6 Evraim 0 -1
7 Jeckland 0 -1
8 Tryienne 0 -3
Matches
MD1: vs NSI
MD2: @ Evraim
MD3: vs Jeckland
MD4: @ Jecatria
MD5: vs Mizuyuki
MD6: @ Thatius
MD7: vs Tryienne
Break
MD8: @ NSI
MD9: vs Evraim
MD10: @ Jeckland
MD11: vs Jecatria
MD12: @ Mizuyuki
MD13: vs Thatius
MD14: @ Tryienne
Win | Draw | Loss
Collection of National TeamsBOF 54 - Group 7 Winner - Round of 16
World Cup
Qualifying Exits: 67, 68, 69*,71
4th Place (70)
Cup of Harmony
Group Stage Exits: 59
Round of 16 (60), QF (61)
*playoff gameWorld Cup of Hockey
Group Stage Exits: 23, 24, 25, & 27
Rof16: 26
by Free Republics » Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:10 am
Gregoryisgodistan wrote:The nation of Gregoryisgodistan tentatively agrees to your offer to move the Gregoryisgodistan-Saintland match that was scheduled for Saintland to the Free Republics. I should point out that the Free Republics are on our Enemy List, meaning it is legal under Gregoryisgodistani law to kill any Republian citizen and the killer will receive a reward of 1 million greggygodbucks. We may or may not kill numerous Republican citizens during the away match there. It may or may not be very bloody for them. Our players may or may not come armed with assault weapons and flamethrowers like the soldiers in Hicana and kill everyone then set them on fire.
by Valladares » Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:22 am
To: All Westlanders Brigades: Edmonton, Adelaide, Victoria, Hamilton, Northport, Townsville, Coulombes, Bretford, Isla Nueva
From: Westlanders Central Command
Subject: Upcoming D-Day
Encryption: HIGH
THE WESTLANDERS
Ex oriente luxus. Ex occidente lux.
Dear comrades,
As you all may know, we have got to face Darmen in our qualifying group for World Cup 69. As you may know as well, the Valladar Football Association have had the gall not to schedule any qualifying matches in the Westlands state and instead chose to play everyone at that hellhole called Canalave and that pigsty of a stadium called "Dragon Stadium" arguing and justifying their decision on the "we'd rather a fried rival than an alive rival" argument when we already know they chose not to rotate venues (let alone hosting a single match at any stadium in the Westlands) because they are scared of an eventual Darmeni invasion which is never happening in fact, and also because the mainland and all their institutions have always looked down on us. Life is truly so sad, is it?
There is a light at the end of the tunnel, though, and the Darmenis themselves are responsible for making it shine brighter: in preparation of the Tricolor's trip to Darmen to MD4 of the qualifiers, not only did they schedule the match to be played at Rogerton, a tow...err, village (yes, that's more accurate) located 35 kilometres away from the border to "ease the amount of travel needed for Valladar fans to watch the match" (silly them), but also their so-called Ministry of Citizenship and Immigration "has decided to end the practice of completely dismantling all vehicles crossing the border, as well as easing many of its other regulations on travellers in anticipation of the match" (even sillier).
How considerate, isn't it? Well, since we are not having a match in the Westlands, then why do not we make an away match being played near the Westlands look like a home one instead? Yes, we, the Westlanders, the biggest supporting group for the Valladar national football team in the whole Westlands state, from Edmonton to Hamilton, are going to take advantage of this valuable chance and will make ourselves be felt outside Valladar territory like no other supporting group has done abroad ever before. And, to fulfill this goal we have just set, we are going to flock into Darmen by every available means: by car, plane, boat, even on foot! The idea is to have over 100,000 people at Rogerton for the match and to get as much tickets as possible for the match. That's how we will be doing our D-Day, a move which will be remembered by everyone in Valladares and all over the multiverse for ages to come. The mainland boys would even be totally grateful to us for making a statement regarding a future annexation of some Darmeni parts as they so desire, even though we shouldn't be doing them any favours.
So the instruction to all Westlanders brigades is to abide, adhere, and follow this move with all its steps as dictated by the Central Command. The "invasion" is scheduled to begin in the previous three days to the match, with all people being in Rogerton by the day the match is slated to be played. No way we're letting pass the chance to show them that we're more and better.
Signed,
The Westlanders Central Command
by Barunia » Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:32 am
by The Icemark » Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:44 am
An Icemarkan Longship
by Timbermunich » Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:14 am
Hardwood’s Matches
MD1: vs Sargossa (0-1)
MD2: @ Yids (3-2)
MD3: vs United Commonweath of Ayrshire
MD4: @ Electrum
MD5: vs Lymantatia
MD6: @ Mangolana
MD7: vs Farfadillis
Day of Rest
MD8: @ Sargossa
MD9: vs Yids
MD10: @ United Commonweath of Ayrshire
MD11: vs Electrum
MD12: @ Lymantatia
MD13: vs Mangolana
MD14: @ Farfadillis
Win | Draw | Loss
Group 2 Table
1 – Lymantatia
2 – Farfadillis
3 – Mangolana
4 – Sargossa
5 – Timbermunich
6 – United Commonweath of Ayrshire
7 – Electrum
8 – Yids
Eliminated|Advanced
Match 3
United Commonwealth of Ayrshire Lineup | Timbermunich Lineup
? |GK Great Hatchet Hank 01
?? |RB Great Norman 04
??? |CB Great Battle 05*
???? |CB Great Battle Axe 03
Was not provided |LB Great Tomahawk Tommy 06
to us prior |RM Great Dead-Eye Darrin 07
to the game |LM Great Dirty Doug 08
???? |RW Great Dagger Dan 09
??? |CM Great Wicked Warren 10
?? |CF Great One-Arm Willy 21
? |LW Great Kyle Slater 17
by Alexanderburn » Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:26 am
"Well I must say, Alundas, has done a spectacular job of preventing any goals from the Blue and White today, and despite the fact that their midfield has opened up heavily and there seems to be a major wound there, they are committing towards their defense in order to strive for the scoreless draw that would be so convenient for them. They've let lots of shots near their goal but all of them have been blocked or saved, both by the defenders and the miraculous and lucky bouts of the goalie, wait, not so fast, Krönenberger is coming in fast and furious with this ball down the left, he makes an excellent pass to Frederiksen who is in plenty of open space in front of the goal, and there it is! Folks all over this stadium waving their flags in excitement and happiness as Alexanderburn takes a 1-0 lead here in Portsmouth against Alundas!"
-Television commentator James Cantorini
@ Olastor
by Gregoryisgodistan » Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:53 am
by The Royal Barangay » Thu Jul 24, 2014 9:00 am
by Patistan » Thu Jul 24, 2014 9:06 am
by Bears Armed » Thu Jul 24, 2014 9:18 am
Bears Armed wrote:The room is suddenly filed by a flash of white light, temporarily blinding everybody there. They hear a thud, as though something moderately heavy had just dropped from a height, and then muttered cursing. As their eyes clear again they see a stranger standing in the middle of the room, using his left hand to feel his right leg in a way that suggested he was checking to discover how seriously it was hurt: He is a male Ursine, gingery-furred, and at the sort of age where he might be counted either as an adolescent or as a young adult. Three separate cameras of different types are hanging from straps around his neck, with a white bow-tie just visible behind those, and he is wearing a checked green jacket.
“Urrgah! he exclaims. “This definitely isn’t back home at the ‘Daily Urrth’. Hwhere have I been dropped this time?”
by Nassau-Hessen » Thu Jul 24, 2014 9:20 am
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by The United Kingdoms of Zackalantis » Thu Jul 24, 2014 10:36 am
Follow the UKZ for live Twitter updates. @Zackalantis (OOC:it's a real account on twitter, can't post a link cause I'm typing this from my cell)
by McKleigh » Thu Jul 24, 2014 10:37 am
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