Gregoryisgodistan Sports Wire (GGSSports.gs)

[Gregoryisgodistan]

Preliminary Round 2 of the Gregoryisgodistan Cup was held today, featuring the 16 winners of the First Preliminary Round. The eight winners advance to the first round proper along with the eight teams from the GSL.

Results:

District 20 0–1 District 35
District 17 3–1 District 1
District 28 5–2 District 13
District 22 4–2 District 15
District 24 1–2 District 34
District 12 3–3 District 36 (4–4 AET) (2–3 pen.)
District 31 5–3 District 33
District 30 1–5 District 3

Draw for First Round Proper

District 36 vs. Prune Farmers FC
FC 17 June vs. District 22
Island Soccer vs. District 3
Slaves FC vs. Coastal Soccer Club
District 35 vs. District 17
Loyal Friends vs. District 28
GSAZ FC vs. District 34
November 5 SC vs. District 31

[Gregoryisgodistan]

Gregoryisgodistan Cup results

First Round:

District 36 1–4 Prune Farmers FC
FC 17 June 1–0 District 22
Island Soccer 3–2 District 3
Slaves FC 2–2 Coastal Soccer Club (3–2 AET)
District 35 1–1 District 17 (1–2 AET)
Loyal Friends 2–2 District 28 (2–2 AET) (5–4 pen.)
GSAZ FC 0–2 District 34
November 5 SC 0–0 District 31 (0–0 AET) (1–3 pen.)

Quarterfinals:

Slaves FC 2–0 District 34
District 17 2–1 Loyal Friends
Prune Farmers FC 2–0 District 31
Island Soccer 1–1 FC 17 June (1–3 AET)

Semifinals:

Slaves FC 1–4 FC 17 June
District 17 0–1 Prune Farmers FC

Final:

Prune Farmers FC 0–0 FC 17 June (0–0 AET) (8–7 pen.)

Accordingly, Prune Farmers FC wins Gregoryisgodistan Cup 3 and qualifies for the Cygnus Cup as well as the CEdC. These will be next cycle's tournaments, not this cycle's.

[Gregoryisgodistan]

Gregoryisgodistan B-League (Local) standings:

Group A
District 30 1–3 District 10
District 11 0–3 District 6
District 7 3–1 District 33
District 1 2–3 District 34

  Group A               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 6              1    1   0   0     3    0   +3     3
2 District 10             1    1   0   0     3    1   +2     3
  District 7              1    1   0   0     3    1   +2     3
4 District 34             1    1   0   0     3    2   +1     3
5 District 1              1    0   0   1     2    3   −1     0
6 District 30             1    0   0   1     1    3   −2     0
  District 33             1    0   0   1     1    3   −2     0
8 District 11             1    0   0   1     0    3   −3     0

Group B
District 29 1–3 District 28
District 14 0–2 District 17
District 24 1–0 District 21
District 4 7–2 District 16

  Group B               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 4              1    1   0   0     7    2   +5     3
2 District 28             1    1   0   0     3    1   +2     3
3 District 17             1    1   0   0     2    0   +2     3
4 District 24             1    1   0   0     1    0   +1     3
5 District 21             1    0   0   1     0    1   −1     0
6 District 29             1    0   0   1     1    3   −2     0
7 District 14             1    0   0   1     0    2   −2     0
8 District 16             1    0   0   1     2    7   −5     0

Group C
District 26 1–2 District 31
District 18 0–2 District 12
District 19 1–1 District 32
District 22 1–1 District 15

  Group C               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 12             1    1   0   0     2    0   +2     3
2 District 31             1    1   0   0     2    1   +1     3
3 District 15             1    0   1   0     1    1    0     1
  District 19             1    0   1   0     1    1    0     1
  District 22             1    0   1   0     1    1    0     1
  District 32             1    0   1   0     1    1    0     1
7 District 26             1    0   0   1     1    2   −1     0
8 District 18             1    0   0   1     0    2   −2     0

Group D
District 25 0–2 District 3
District 20 0–0 District 2
District 13 1–3 District 35
District 8 0–2 District 36

  Group D               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 35             1    1   0   0     3    1   +2     3
2 District 3              1    1   0   0     2    0   +2     3
  District 36             1    1   0   0     2    0   +2     3
4 District 2              1    0   1   0     0    0    0     1
  District 20             1    0   1   0     0    0    0     1
6 District 13             1    0   0   1     1    3   −2     0
7 District 25             1    0   0   1     0    2   −2     0
  District 8              1    0   0   1     0    2   −2     0

Group A
District 10 0–0 District 34
District 33 1–2 District 1
District 6 6–0 District 7
District 30 0–1 District 11

  Group A               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 6              2    2   0   0     9    0   +9     6
2 District 10             2    1   1   0     3    1   +2     4
3 District 34             2    1   1   0     3    2   +1     4
4 District 1              2    1   0   1     4    4    0     3
5 District 11             2    1   0   1     1    3   −2     3
6 District 7              2    1   0   1     3    7   −4     3
7 District 33             2    0   0   2     2    5   −3     0
8 District 30             2    0   0   2     1    4   −3     0

Group B
District 28 3–3 District 16
District 21 1–0 District 4
District 17 6–0 District 24
District 29 0–0 District 14

  Group B               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 17             2    2   0   0     8    0   +8     6
2 District 28             2    1   1   0     6    4   +2     4
3 District 4              2    1   0   1     7    3   +4     3
4 District 21             2    1   0   1     1    1    0     3
5 District 24             2    1   0   1     1    6   −5     3
6 District 29             2    0   1   1     1    3   −2     1
7 District 14             2    0   1   1     0    2   −2     1
8 District 16             2    0   1   1     5   10   −5     1

Group C
District 31 7–2 District 15
District 32 1–0 District 22
District 12 5–0 District 19
District 26 2–5 District 18

  Group C               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 12             2    2   0   0     7    0   +7     6
2 District 31             2    2   0   0     9    3   +6     6
3 District 32             2    1   1   0     2    1   +1     4
4 District 18             2    1   0   1     5    4   +1     3
5 District 22             2    0   1   1     1    2   −1     1
6 District 15             2    0   1   1     3    8   −5     1
7 District 19             2    0   1   1     1    6   −5     1
8 District 26             2    0   0   2     3    7   −4     0

Group D
District 3 3–1 District 36
District 35 4–0 District 8
District 2 6–4 District 13
District 25 0–2 District 20

  Group D               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 35             2    2   0   0     7    1   +6     6
2 District 3              2    2   0   0     5    1   +4     6
3 District 2              2    1   1   0     6    4   +2     4
4 District 20             2    1   1   0     2    0   +2     4
5 District 36             2    1   0   1     3    3    0     3
6 District 13             2    0   0   2     5    9   −4     0
7 District 25             2    0   0   2     0    4   −4     0
8 District 8              2    0   0   2     0    6   −6     0

Group A
District 11 1–3 District 10
District 7 0–1 District 30
District 1 2–1 District 6
District 34 2–3 District 33

  Group A               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 10             3    2   1   0     6    2   +4     7
2 District 6              3    2   0   1    10    2   +8     6
3 District 1              3    2   0   1     6    5   +1     6
4 District 34             3    1   1   1     5    5    0     4
5 District 33             3    1   0   2     5    7   −2     3
6 District 30             3    1   0   2     2    4   −2     3
7 District 11             3    1   0   2     2    6   −4     3
8 District 7              3    1   0   2     3    8   −5     3

Group B
District 14 2–2 District 28
District 24 3–0 District 29
District 4 0–0 District 17
District 16 0–1 District 21

  Group B               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 17             3    2   1   0     8    0   +8     7
2 District 21             3    2   0   1     2    1   +1     6
3 District 24             3    2   0   1     4    6   −2     6
4 District 28             3    1   2   0     8    6   +2     5
5 District 4              3    1   1   1     7    3   +4     4
6 District 14             3    0   2   1     2    4   −2     2
7 District 29             3    0   1   2     1    6   −5     1
8 District 16             3    0   1   2     5   11   −6     1

Group C
District 18 0–3 District 31
District 19 3–3 District 26
District 22 0–2 District 12
District 15 1–1 District 32

  Group C               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 31             3    3   0   0    12    3   +9     9
2 District 12             3    3   0   0     9    0   +9     9
3 District 32             3    1   2   0     3    2   +1     5
4 District 18             3    1   0   2     5    7   −2     3
5 District 15             3    0   2   1     4    9   −5     2
  District 19             3    0   2   1     4    9   −5     2
7 District 22             3    0   1   2     1    4   −3     1
8 District 26             3    0   1   2     6   10   −4     1

Group D
District 20 0–4 District 3
District 13 6–0 District 25
District 8 0–1 District 2
District 36 1–0 District 35

  Group D               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 3              3    3   0   0     9    1   +8     9
2 District 2              3    2   1   0     7    4   +3     7
3 District 35             3    2   0   1     7    2   +5     6
4 District 36             3    2   0   1     4    3   +1     6
5 District 20             3    1   1   1     2    4   −2     4
6 District 13             3    1   0   2    11    9   +2     3
7 District 8              3    0   0   3     0    7   −7     0
8 District 25             3    0   0   3     0   10  −10     0

Group A
District 10 1–2 District 33
District 6 3–3 District 34
District 30 0–0 District 1
District 11 0–0 District 7

  Group A               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 6              4    2   1   1    13    5   +8     7
2 District 10             4    2   1   1     7    4   +3     7
3 District 1              4    2   1   1     6    5   +1     7
4 District 33             4    2   0   2     7    8   −1     6
5 District 34             4    1   2   1     8    8    0     5
6 District 30             4    1   1   2     2    4   −2     4
7 District 11             4    1   1   2     2    6   −4     4
8 District 7              4    1   1   2     3    8   −5     4

Group B
District 28 5–1 District 21
District 17 2–1 District 16
District 29 1–4 District 4
District 14 0–1 District 24

  Group B               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 17             4    3   1   0    10    1   +9    10
2 District 24             4    3   0   1     5    6   −1     9
3 District 28             4    2   2   0    13    7   +6     8
4 District 4              4    2   1   1    11    4   +7     7
5 District 21             4    2   0   2     3    6   −3     6
6 District 14             4    0   2   2     2    5   −3     2
7 District 16             4    0   1   3     6   13   −7     1
8 District 29             4    0   1   3     2   10   −8     1

Group C
District 31 5–1 District 32
District 12 3–2 District 15
District 26 0–0 District 22
District 18 0–0 District 19

  Group C               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 31             4    4   0   0    17    4  +13    12
2 District 12             4    4   0   0    12    2  +10    12
3 District 32             4    1   2   1     4    7   −3     5
4 District 18             4    1   1   2     5    7   −2     4
5 District 19             4    0   3   1     4    9   −5     3
6 District 22             4    0   2   2     1    4   −3     2
7 District 26             4    0   2   2     6   10   −4     2
8 District 15             4    0   2   2     6   12   −6     2

Group D
District 3 1–1 District 35
District 2 3–3 District 36
District 25 1–2 District 8
District 20 1–2 District 13

  Group D               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 3              4    3   1   0    10    2   +8    10
2 District 2              4    2   2   0    10    7   +3     8
3 District 35             4    2   1   1     8    3   +5     7
4 District 36             4    2   1   1     7    6   +1     7
5 District 13             4    2   0   2    13   10   +3     6
6 District 20             4    1   1   2     3    6   −3     4
7 District 8              4    1   0   3     2    8   −6     3
8 District 25             4    0   0   4     1   12  −11     0

Group A
District 7 0–1 District 10
District 1 3–0 District 11
District 34 1–0 District 30
District 33 3–0 District 6

  Group A               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 1              5    3   1   1     9    5   +4    10
2 District 10             5    3   1   1     8    4   +4    10
3 District 33             5    3   0   2    10    8   +2     9
4 District 34             5    2   2   1     9    8   +1     8
5 District 6              5    2   1   2    13    8   +5     7
6 District 30             5    1   1   3     2    5   −3     4
7 District 7              5    1   1   3     3    9   −6     4
8 District 11             5    1   1   3     2    9   −7     4

Group B
District 24 1–5 District 28
District 4 4–1 District 14
District 16 3–0 District 29
District 21 1–3 District 17

  Group B               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 17             5    4   1   0    13    2  +11    13
2 District 28             5    3   2   0    18    8  +10    11
3 District 4              5    3   1   1    15    5  +10    10
4 District 24             5    3   0   2     6   11   −5     9
5 District 21             5    2   0   3     4    9   −5     6
6 District 16             5    1   1   3     9   13   −4     4
7 District 14             5    0   2   3     3    9   −6     2
8 District 29             5    0   1   4     2   13  −11     1

Group C
District 19 0–0 District 31
District 22 2–0 District 18
District 15 3–1 District 26
District 32 0–2 District 12

  Group C               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 12             5    5   0   0    14    2  +12    15
2 District 31             5    4   1   0    17    4  +13    13
3 District 22             5    1   2   2     3    4   −1     5
4 District 15             5    1   2   2     9   13   −4     5
5 District 32             5    1   2   2     4    9   −5     5
6 District 18             5    1   1   3     5    9   −4     4
7 District 19             5    0   4   1     4    9   −5     4
8 District 26             5    0   2   3     7   13   −6     2

Group D
District 13 1–2 District 3
District 8 1–0 District 20
District 36 3–2 District 25
District 35 3–3 District 2

Group D Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 District 3 5 4 1 0 12 3 +9 13
2 District 36 5 3 1 1 10 8 +2 10
3 District 2 5 2 3 0 13 10 +3 9
4 District 35 5 2 2 1 11 6 +5 8
5 District 13 5 2 0 3 14 12 +2 6
6 District 8 5 2 0 3 3 8 −5 6
7 District 20 5 1 1 3 3 7 −4 4
8 District 25 5 0 0 5 3 15 −12 0[/spoiler]

Group A
District 10 0–1 District 6
District 30 0–1 District 33
District 11 3–6 District 34
District 7 3–5 District 1

  Group A               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 1              6    4   1   1    14    8   +6    13
2 District 33             6    4   0   2    11    8   +3    12
3 District 34             6    3   2   1    15   11   +4    11
4 District 6              6    3   1   2    14    8   +6    10
5 District 10             6    3   1   2     8    5   +3    10
6 District 30             6    1   1   4     2    6   −4     4
7 District 7              6    1   1   4     6   14   −8     4
8 District 11             6    1   1   4     5   15  −10     4

Group B
District 28 3–4 District 17
District 29 0–2 District 21
District 14 3–6 District 16
District 24 3–1 District 4

  Group B               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 17             6    5   1   0    17    5  +12    16
2 District 24             6    4   0   2     9   12   −3    12
3 District 28             6    3   2   1    21   12   +9    11
4 District 4              6    3   1   2    16    8   +8    10
5 District 21             6    3   0   3     6    9   −3     9
6 District 16             6    2   1   3    15   16   −1     7
7 District 14             6    0   2   4     6   15   −9     2
8 District 29             6    0   1   5     2   15  −13     1

Group C
District 31 3–2 District 12
District 26 0–2 District 32
District 18 0–2 District 15
District 19 0–1 District 22

  Group C               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 31             6    5   1   0    20    6  +14    16
2 District 12             6    5   0   1    16    5  +11    15
3 District 22             6    2   2   2     4    4    0     8
4 District 15             6    2   2   2    11   13   −2     8
5 District 32             6    2   2   2     6    9   −3     8
6 District 18             6    1   1   4     5   11   −6     4
7 District 19             6    0   4   2     4   10   −6     4
8 District 26             6    0   2   4     7   15   −8     2

Group D
District 3 1–0 District 2
District 25 1–0 District 35
District 20 1–2 District 36
District 13 2–0 District 8

  Group D               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 3              6    5   1   0    13    3  +10    16
2 District 36             6    4   1   1    12    9   +3    13
3 District 13             6    3   0   3    16   12   +4     9
4 District 2              6    2   3   1    13   11   +2     9
5 District 35             6    2   2   2    11    7   +4     8
6 District 8              6    2   0   4     3   10   −7     6
7 District 20             6    1   1   4     4    9   −5     4
8 District 25             6    1   0   5     4   15  −11     3

Group A
District 1 1–2 District 10
District 34 1–1 District 7
District 33 4–0 District 11
District 6 1–1 District 30

  Group A               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 33             7    5   0   2    15    8   +7    15
2 District 1              7    4   1   2    15   10   +5    13
3 District 10             7    4   1   2    10    6   +4    13
4 District 34             7    3   3   1    16   12   +4    12
5 District 6              7    3   2   2    15    9   +6    11
6 District 30             7    1   2   4     3    7   −4     5
7 District 7              7    1   2   4     7   15   −8     5
8 District 11             7    1   1   5     5   19  −14     4

Group B
District 4 1–5 District 28
District 16 1–2 District 24
District 21 2–0 District 14
District 17 3–1 District 29

  Group B               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 17             7    6   1   0    20    6  +14    19
2 District 24             7    5   0   2    11   13   −2    15
3 District 28             7    4   2   1    26   13  +13    14
4 District 21             7    4   0   3     8    9   −1    12
5 District 4              7    3   1   3    17   13   +4    10
6 District 16             7    2   1   4    16   18   −2     7
7 District 14             7    0   2   5     6   17  −11     2
8 District 29             7    0   1   6     3   18  −15     1

Group C
District 22 1–0 District 31
District 15 2–0 District 19
District 32 4–4 District 18
District 12 2–0 District 26

  Group C               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 12             7    6   0   1    18    5  +13    18
2 District 31             7    5   1   1    20    7  +13    16
3 District 22             7    3   2   2     5    4   +1    11
4 District 15             7    3   2   2    13   13    0    11
5 District 32             7    2   3   2    10   13   −3     9
6 District 18             7    1   2   4     9   15   −6     5
7 District 19             7    0   4   3     4   12   −8     4
8 District 26             7    0   2   5     7   17  −10     2

Group D
District 8 3–4 District 3
District 36 2–0 District 13
District 35 2–0 District 20
District 2 3–0 District 25

  Group D               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 3              7    6   1   0    17    6  +11    19
2 District 36             7    5   1   1    14    9   +5    16
3 District 2              7    3   3   1    16   11   +5    12
4 District 35             7    3   2   2    13    7   +6    11
5 District 13             7    3   0   4    16   14   +2     9
6 District 8              7    2   0   5     6   14   −8     6
7 District 20             7    1   1   5     4   11   −7     4
8 District 25             7    1   0   6     4   18  −14     3

Day 8:

Group A
District 10 0–1 District 30
District 6 1–1 District 11
District 33 4–0 District 7
District 34 3–0 District 1

  Group A               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 33             8    6   0   2    19    8  +11    18
2 District 34             8    4   3   1    19   12   +7    15
3 District 10             8    4   1   3    10    7   +3    13
4 District 1              8    4   1   3    15   13   +2    13
5 District 6              8    3   3   2    16   10   +6    12
6 District 30             8    2   2   4     4    7   −3     8
7 District 7              8    1   2   5     7   19  −12     5
8 District 11             8    1   2   5     6   20  −14     5

Group B
District 28 3–0 District 29
District 17 2–1 District 14
District 21 0–2 District 24
District 16 4–1 District 4

  Group B               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 17             8    7   1   0    22    7  +15    22
2 District 24             8    6   0   2    13   13    0    18
3 District 28             8    5   2   1    29   13  +16    17
4 District 21             8    4   0   4     8   11   −3    12
5 District 16             8    3   1   4    20   19   +1    10
6 District 4              8    3   1   4    18   17   +1    10
7 District 14             8    0   2   6     7   19  −12     2
8 District 29             8    0   1   7     3   21  −18     1

Group C
District 31 2–1 District 26
District 12 2–0 District 18
District 32 1–0 District 19
District 15 3–4 District 22

  Group C               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 12             8    7   0   1    20    5  +15    21
2 District 31             8    6   1   1    22    8  +14    19
3 District 22             8    4   2   2     9    7   +2    14
4 District 32             8    3   3   2    11   13   −2    12
5 District 15             8    3   2   3    16   17   −1    11
6 District 18             8    1   2   5     9   17   −8     5
7 District 19             8    0   4   4     4   13   −9     4
8 District 26             8    0   2   6     8   19  −11     2

Group D
District 3 1–0 District 25
District 2 0–0 District 20
District 35 0–1 District 13
District 36 3–0 District 8

  Group D               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 3              8    7   1   0    18    6  +12    22
2 District 36             8    6   1   1    17    9   +8    19
3 District 2              8    3   4   1    16   11   +5    13
4 District 13             8    4   0   4    17   14   +3    12
5 District 35             8    3   2   3    13    8   +5    11
6 District 8              8    2   0   6     6   17  −11     6
7 District 20             8    1   2   5     4   11   −7     5
8 District 25             8    1   0   7     4   19  −15     3

Day 9:

Group A
District 34 1–0 District 10
District 1 0–1 District 33
District 7 0–1 District 6
District 11 1–0 District 30

  Group A               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 33             9    7   0   2    20    8  +12    21
2 District 34             9    5   3   1    20   12   +8    18
3 District 6              9    4   3   2    17   10   +7    15
4 District 10             9    4   1   4    10    8   +2    13
5 District 1              9    4   1   4    15   14   +1    13
6 District 30             9    2   2   5     4    8   −4     8
7 District 11             9    2   2   5     7   20  −13     8
8 District 7              9    1   2   6     7   20  −13     5

Group B
District 16 1–4 District 28
District 4 1–1 District 21
District 24 2–2 District 17
District 14 1–2 District 29

  Group B               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 17             9    7   2   0    24    9  +15    23
2 District 28             9    6   2   1    33   14  +19    20
3 District 24             9    6   1   2    15   15    0    19
4 District 21             9    4   1   4     9   12   −3    13
5 District 4              9    3   2   4    19   18   +1    11
6 District 16             9    3   1   5    21   23   −2    10
7 District 29             9    1   1   7     5   22  −17     4
8 District 14             9    0   2   7     8   21  −13     2

Group C
District 15 1–3 District 31
District 22 2–1 District 32
District 19 0–2 District 12
District 18 5–1 District 26

  Group C               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 12             9    8   0   1    22    5  +17    24
2 District 31             9    7   1   1    25    9  +16    22
3 District 22             9    5   2   2    11    8   +3    17
4 District 32             9    3   3   3    12   15   −3    12
5 District 15             9    3   2   4    17   20   −3    11
6 District 18             9    2   2   5    14   18   −4     8
7 District 19             9    0   4   5     4   15  −11     4
8 District 26             9    0   2   7     9   24  −15     2

Group D
District 36 4–3 District 3
District 8 2–3 District 35
District 13 1–0 District 2
District 20 2–1 District 25

  Group D               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 3              9    7   1   1    21   10  +11    22
2 District 36             9    7   1   1    21   12   +9    22
3 District 13             9    5   0   4    18   14   +4    15
4 District 35             9    4   2   3    16   10   +6    14
5 District 2              9    3   4   2    16   12   +4    13
6 District 20             9    2   2   5     6   12   −6     8
7 District 8              9    2   0   7     8   20  −12     6
8 District 25             9    1   0   8     5   21  −16     3

Day 10:

Group A
District 10 5–2 District 11
District 30 2–0 District 7
District 6 0–1 District 1
District 33 1–2 District 34

  Group A               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 33            10    7   0   3    21   10  +11    21
2 District 34            10    6   3   1    22   13   +9    21
3 District 10            10    5   1   4    15   10   +5    16
4 District 1             10    5   1   4    16   14   +2    16
5 District 6             10    4   3   3    17   11   +6    15
6 District 30            10    3   2   5     6    8   −2    11
7 District 11            10    2   2   6     9   25  −16     8
8 District 7             10    1   2   7     7   22  −15     5

Group B
District 28 5–0 District 14
District 29 1–5 District 24
District 17 1–0 District 4
District 21 1–1 District 16

  Group B               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 17            10    8   2   0    25    9  +16    26
2 District 28            10    7   2   1    38   14  +24    23
3 District 24            10    7   1   2    20   16   +4    22
4 District 21            10    4   2   4    10   13   −3    14
5 District 4             10    3   2   5    19   19    0    11
6 District 16            10    3   2   5    22   24   −2    11
7 District 29            10    1   1   8     6   27  −21     4
8 District 14            10    0   2   8     8   26  −18     2

Group C
District 31 4–2 District 18
District 26 2–2 District 19
District 12 2–1 District 22
District 32 4–2 District 15

  Group C               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 12            10    9   0   1    24    6  +18    27
2 District 31            10    8   1   1    29   11  +18    25
3 District 22            10    5   2   3    12   10   +2    17
4 District 32            10    4   3   3    16   17   −1    15
5 District 15            10    3   2   5    19   24   −5    11
6 District 18            10    2   2   6    16   22   −6     8
7 District 19            10    0   5   5     6   17  −11     5
8 District 26            10    0   3   7    11   26  −15     3

Group D
District 3 3–0 District 20
District 25 0–2 District 13
District 2 3–1 District 8
District 35 0–0 District 36

  Group D               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 3             10    8   1   1    24   10  +14    25
2 District 36            10    7   2   1    21   12   +9    23
3 District 13            10    6   0   4    20   14   +6    18
4 District 2             10    4   4   2    19   13   +6    16
5 District 35            10    4   3   3    16   10   +6    15
6 District 20            10    2   2   6     6   15   −9     8
7 District 8             10    2   0   8     9   23  −14     6
8 District 25            10    1   0   9     5   23  −18     3

Day 11:

Group A
District 33 2–0 District 10
District 34 3–2 District 6
District 1 1–1 District 30
District 7 3–1 District 11

  Group A               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 33            11    8   0   3    23   10  +13    24
2 District 34            11    7   3   1    25   15  +10    24
3 District 1             11    5   2   4    17   15   +2    17
4 District 10            11    5   1   5    15   12   +3    16
5 District 6             11    4   3   4    19   14   +5    15
6 District 30            11    3   3   5     7    9   −2    12
7 District 7             11    2   2   7    10   23  −13     8
8 District 11            11    2   2   7    10   28  −18     8

Group B
District 21 1–3 District 28
District 16 0–2 District 17
District 4 2–1 District 29
District 24 2–4 District 14

  Group B               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 17            11    9   2   0    27    9  +18    29
2 District 28            11    8   2   1    41   15  +26    26
3 District 24            11    7   1   3    22   20   +2    22
4 District 4             11    4   2   5    21   20   +1    14
5 District 21            11    4   2   5    11   16   −5    14
6 District 16            11    3   2   6    22   26   −4    11
7 District 14            11    1   2   8    12   28  −16     5
8 District 29            11    1   1   9     7   29  −22     4

Group C
District 32 0–0 District 31
District 15 0–0 District 12
District 22 3–0 District 26
District 19 2–0 District 18

  Group C               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 12            11    9   1   1    24    6  +18    28
2 District 31            11    8   2   1    29   11  +18    26
3 District 22            11    6   2   3    15   10   +5    20
4 District 32            11    4   4   3    16   17   −1    16
5 District 15            11    3   3   5    19   24   −5    12
6 District 18            11    2   2   7    16   24   −8     8
7 District 19            11    1   5   5     8   17   −9     8
8 District 26            11    0   3   8    11   29  −18     3

Group D
District 35 1–2 District 3
District 36 1–2 District 2
District 8 6–0 District 25
District 13 2–0 District 20

  Group D               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 3             11    9   1   1    26   11  +15    28
2 District 36            11    7   2   2    22   14   +8    23
3 District 13            11    7   0   4    22   14   +8    21
4 District 2             11    5   4   2    21   14   +7    19
5 District 35            11    4   3   4    17   12   +5    15
6 District 8             11    3   0   8    15   23   −8     9
7 District 20            11    2   2   7     6   17  −11     8
8 District 25            11    1   0  10     5   29  −24     3

Day 12:

Group A
District 10 1–1 District 7
District 11 1–2 District 1
District 30 1–2 District 34
District 6 4–0 District 33

  Group A               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 34            12    8   3   1    27   16  +11    27
2 District 33            12    8   0   4    23   14   +9    24
3 District 1             12    6   2   4    19   16   +3    20
4 District 6             12    5   3   4    23   14   +9    18
5 District 10            12    5   2   5    16   13   +3    17
6 District 30            12    3   3   6     8   11   −3    12
7 District 7             12    2   3   7    11   24  −13     9
8 District 11            12    2   2   8    11   30  −19     8

Group B
District 28 2–0 District 24
District 14 2–4 District 4
District 29 3–5 District 16
District 17 3–1 District 21

  Group B               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 17            12   10   2   0    30   10  +20    32
2 District 28            12    9   2   1    43   15  +28    29
3 District 24            12    7   1   4    22   22    0    22
4 District 4             12    5   2   5    25   22   +3    17
5 District 16            12    4   2   6    27   29   −2    14
6 District 21            12    4   2   6    12   19   −7    14
7 District 14            12    1   2   9    14   32  −18     5
8 District 29            12    1   1  10    10   34  −24     4

Group C
District 31 1–0 District 19
District 18 0–2 District 22
District 26 2–2 District 15
District 12 3–2 District 32

  Group C               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 12            12   10   1   1    27    8  +19    31
2 District 31            12    9   2   1    30   11  +19    29
3 District 22            12    7   2   3    17   10   +7    23
4 District 32            12    4   4   4    18   20   −2    16
5 District 15            12    3   4   5    21   26   −5    13
6 District 18            12    2   2   8    16   26  −10     8
7 District 19            12    1   5   6     8   18  −10     8
8 District 26            12    0   4   8    13   31  −18     4

Group D
District 3 4–1 District 13
District 20 1–0 District 8
District 25 0–1 District 36
District 2 3–3 District 35

  Group D               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 3             12   10   1   1    30   12  +18    31
2 District 36            12    8   2   2    23   14   +9    26
3 District 13            12    7   0   5    23   18   +5    21
4 District 2             12    5   5   2    24   17   +7    20
5 District 35            12    4   4   4    20   15   +5    16
6 District 20            12    3   2   7     7   17  −10    11
7 District 8             12    3   0   9    15   24   −9     9
8 District 25            12    1   0  11     5   30  −25     3

Day 13:

Group A
District 6 1–3 District 10
District 33 3–0 District 30
District 34 5–0 District 11
District 1 0–0 District 7

  Group A               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 34            13    9   3   1    32   16  +16    30
2 District 33            13    9   0   4    26   14  +12    27
3 District 1             13    6   3   4    19   16   +3    21
4 District 10            13    6   2   5    19   14   +5    20
5 District 6             13    5   3   5    24   17   +7    18
6 District 30            13    3   3   7     8   14   −6    12
7 District 7             13    2   4   7    11   24  −13    10
8 District 11            13    2   2   9    11   35  −24     8

Group B
District 17 2–0 District 28
District 21 3–0 District 29
District 16 3–1 District 14
District 4 3–5 District 24

  Group B               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 17            13   11   2   0    32   10  +22    35
2 District 28            13    9   2   2    43   17  +26    29
3 District 24            13    8   1   4    27   25   +2    25
4 District 4             13    5   2   6    28   27   +1    17
5 District 16            13    5   2   6    30   30    0    17
6 District 21            13    5   2   6    15   19   −4    17
7 District 14            13    1   2  10    15   35  −20     5
8 District 29            13    1   1  11    10   37  −27     4

Group C
District 12 1–1 District 31
District 32 3–0 District 26
District 15 2–0 District 18
District 22 2–0 District 19

  Group C               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 12            13   10   2   1    28    9  +19    32
2 District 31            13    9   3   1    31   12  +19    30
3 District 22            13    8   2   3    19   10   +9    26
4 District 32            13    5   4   4    21   20   +1    19
5 District 15            13    4   4   5    23   26   −3    16
6 District 18            13    2   2   9    16   28  −12     8
7 District 19            13    1   5   7     8   20  −12     8
8 District 26            13    0   4   9    13   34  −21     4

Group D
District 2 2–2 District 3
District 35 3–1 District 25
District 36 3–2 District 20
District 8 3–1 District 13

  Group D               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 3             13   10   2   1    32   14  +18    32
2 District 36            13    9   2   2    26   16  +10    29
3 District 2             13    5   6   2    26   19   +7    21
4 District 13            13    7   0   6    24   21   +3    21
5 District 35            13    5   4   4    23   16   +7    19
6 District 8             13    4   0   9    18   25   −7    12
7 District 20            13    3   2   8     9   20  −11    11
8 District 25            13    1   0  12     6   33  −27     3

Day 14 (last day):

Group A
District 10 1–2 District 1
District 7 0–1 District 34
District 11 1–2 District 33
District 30 2–1 District 6

  Group A               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 34            14   10   3   1    33   16  +17    33
2 District 33            14   10   0   4    28   15  +13    30
3 District 1             14    7   3   4    21   17   +4    24
4 District 10            14    6   2   6    20   16   +4    20
5 District 6             14    5   3   6    25   19   +6    18
6 District 30            14    4   3   7    10   15   −5    15
7 District 7             14    2   4   8    11   25  −14    10
8 District 11            14    2   2  10    12   37  −25     8

Group B
District 28 5–1 District 4
District 24 3–4 District 16
District 14 0–3 District 21
District 29 2–4 District 17

  Group B               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 17            14   12   2   0    36   12  +24    38
2 District 28            14   10   2   2    48   18  +30    32
3 District 24            14    8   1   5    30   29   +1    25
4 District 16            14    6   2   6    34   33   +1    20
5 District 21            14    6   2   6    18   19   −1    20
6 District 4             14    5   2   7    29   32   −3    17
7 District 14            14    1   2  11    15   38  −23     5
8 District 29            14    1   1  12    12   41  −29     4

Group C
District 31 3–1 District 22
District 19 3–1 District 15
District 18 0–3 District 32
District 26 1–3 District 12

  Group C               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 12            14   11   2   1    31   10  +21    35
2 District 31            14   10   3   1    34   13  +21    33
3 District 22            14    8   2   4    20   13   +7    26
4 District 32            14    6   4   4    24   20   +4    22
5 District 15            14    4   4   6    24   29   −5    16
6 District 19            14    2   5   7    11   21  −10    11
7 District 18            14    2   2  10    16   31  −15     8
8 District 26            14    0   4  10    14   37  −23     4

Group D
District 3 0–0 District 8
District 13 2–2 District 36
District 20 1–1 District 35
District 25 2–4 District 2

  Group D               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 3             14   10   3   1    32   14  +18    33
2 District 36            14    9   3   2    28   18  +10    30
3 District 2             14    6   6   2    30   21   +9    24
4 District 13            14    7   1   6    26   23   +3    22
5 District 35            14    5   5   4    24   17   +7    20
6 District 8             14    4   1   9    18   25   −7    13
7 District 20            14    3   3   8    10   21  −11    12
8 District 25            14    1   0  13     8   37  −29     3

As a result, District 34, District 17, District 12, and District 3 win their groups. All advance to the Series B UICA competition. To determine placing in the league and UICA entry order, the playoffs are held, single elimination at higher seed. Seeding is by points, then GD, GF, and coin flip. Seeding:

1. District 17
2. District 12
3. District 3
4. District 34

Playoffs Semifinals will be District 34 at District 17 and District 3 at District 12. Results:

Semifinals:

District 17 0–1 District 34
District 12 3–2 District 3

Third Place Match:

District 17 3–2 District 3

Championship:

District 12 2–1 District 34

Accordingly, here are the Top 4 in GSLB Division.

1. District 12
2. District 34
3. District 17
4. District 3

[Gregoryisgodistan]

Qualifiers for next cycle (to be added to Sportswire after CeDC)

Results:

Gregoryisgodistan (GGS) Qualifiers
UICA
Champions Cup: FC 17 June
Globe Cup: Coastal Soccer Club, Island Soccer, GSAZ FC
Series B Champions Cup: District 12, District 34, District 17, District 3

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CeDC: FC 17 June, Prune Farmers FC
Cygnus Cup: Prune Farmers FC

Final Regular season standings

Island Soccer 2–4 GSAZ FC
Prune Farmers FC 1–0 Coastal Soccer Club
FC 17 June 3–1 November 5 SC
Loyal Friends 5–6 Slaves FC

                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 FC 17 June               14    9   3   2    30   12  +18    30 LT, PO
2 Coastal Soccer Club      14    9   3   2    26   12  +14    30 PO
3 Island Soccer            14    6   3   5    27   23   +4    21 GC
4 GSAZ FC                  14    6   3   5    22   23   −1    21 GC
5 Prune Farmers FC         14    6   0   8    12   18   −6    18
6 November 5 SC            14    5   1   8    17   24   −7    16
7 Slaves FC                14    4   1   9    33   44  −11    13
8 Loyal Friends            14    2   4   8    18   29  −11    10

FC 17 June and Coastal Soccer Club advance to Championship Playoff.

Championship Playoff:

FC 17 June 1–0 Coastal Soccer Club

Cup Results:

First Preliminary Round:

District 3 2–0 District 10
District 11 1–3 District 33
District 4 1–4 District 12
District 20 2–0 District 14
District 2 0–1 District 34
District 32 2–2 District 35 (2–2 AET) (3–5 pen.)
District 6 1–2 District 31
District 21 1–2 District 22
District 18 1–1 District 1 (1–1 AET) (2–4 pen.)
District 19 1–1 District 24 (1–2 AET)
District 7 2–3 District 13
District 30 2–2 District 8 (2–2 AET) (5–3 pen.)
District 36 3–1 District 29
District 28 4–3 District 16
District 17 1–0 District 26
District 15 2–0 District 25

Second Preliminary Round:

District 20 0–1 District 35
District 17 3–1 District 1
District 28 5–2 District 13
District 22 4–2 District 15
District 24 1–2 District 34
District 12 3–3 District 36 (4–4 AET) (2–3 pen.)
District 31 5–3 District 33
District 30 1–5 District 3

First Round proper:

District 36 1–4 Prune Farmers FC
FC 17 June 1–0 District 22
Island Soccer 3–2 District 3
Slaves FC 2–2 Coastal Soccer Club (3–2 AET)
District 35 1–1 District 17 (1–2 AET)
Loyal Friends 2–2 District 28 (2–2 AET) (5–4 pen.)
GSAZ FC 0–2 District 34
November 5 SC 0–0 District 31 (0–0 AET) (1–3 pen.)

Quarterfinals:

Slaves FC 2–0 District 34
District 17 2–1 Loyal Friends
Prune Farmers FC 2–0 District 31
Island Soccer 1–1 FC 17 June (1–3 AET)

Semifinals:

Slaves FC 1–4 FC 17 June
District 17 0–1 Prune Farmers FC

Final:

Prune Farmers FC 0–0 FC 17 June (0–0 AET) (8–7 pen.)

Accordingly, Prune Farmers FC wins Gregoryisgodistan Cup 3 and qualifies for the Cygnus Cup as well as the CEdC. These will be next cycle's tournaments, not this cycle's.

B Division

Group A               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 34            14   10   3   1    33   16  +17    33
2 District 33            14   10   0   4    28   15  +13    30
3 District 1             14    7   3   4    21   17   +4    24
4 District 10            14    6   2   6    20   16   +4    20
5 District 6             14    5   3   6    25   19   +6    18
6 District 30            14    4   3   7    10   15   −5    15
7 District 7             14    2   4   8    11   25  −14    10
8 District 11            14    2   2  10    12   37  −25     8


  Group B               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 17            14   12   2   0    36   12  +24    38
2 District 28            14   10   2   2    48   18  +30    32
3 District 24            14    8   1   5    30   29   +1    25
4 District 16            14    6   2   6    34   33   +1    20
5 District 21            14    6   2   6    18   19   −1    20
6 District 4             14    5   2   7    29   32   −3    17
7 District 14            14    1   2  11    15   38  −23     5
8 District 29            14    1   1  12    12   41  −29     4


  Group C               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 12            14   11   2   1    31   10  +21    35
2 District 31            14   10   3   1    34   13  +21    33
3 District 22            14    8   2   4    20   13   +7    26
4 District 32            14    6   4   4    24   20   +4    22
5 District 15            14    4   4   6    24   29   −5    16
6 District 19            14    2   5   7    11   21  −10    11
7 District 18            14    2   2  10    16   31  −15     8
8 District 26            14    0   4  10    14   37  −23     4


  Group D               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 District 3             14   10   3   1    32   14  +18    33
2 District 36            14    9   3   2    28   18  +10    30
3 District 2             14    6   6   2    30   21   +9    24
4 District 13            14    7   1   6    26   23   +3    22
5 District 35            14    5   5   4    24   17   +7    20
6 District 8             14    4   1   9    18   25   −7    13
7 District 20            14    3   3   8    10   21  −11    12
8 District 25            14    1   0  13     8   37  −29     3

Playoff:

As a result, District 34, District 17, District 12, and District 3 win their groups. All advance to the Series B UICA competition. To determine placing in the league and UICA entry order, the playoffs are held, single elimination at higher seed. Seeding is by points, then GD, GF, and coin flip. Seeding:

1. District 17
2. District 12
3. District 3
4. District 34

Playoffs Semifinals will be District 34 at District 17 and District 3 at District 12. Results:

Semifinals:

District 17 0–1 District 34
District 12 3–2 District 3

Third Place Match:

District 17 3–2 District 3

Championship:

District 12 2–1 District 34

[Gregoryisgodistan]

Gregoryisgodistan Soccer League announces expansion for season 4

Gregoryisgodistan Soccer League announced that eight new clubs will be added beginning in Season 4, which will as a result start earlier than previous seasons so it can finish in time. Furthermore, as a result of the GSL now containing 16 teams, there will only be one preliminary round in the Cup featuring local teams, with the 16 winners and 16 GSL teams playing in the First Round Proper. Here are the eight new teams.

Military FC will consist of soldiers and other military members, such as SuperGenerals. They will play their home games at Military Stadium on Gregoryisgodistan Military Base in District 31, Ward 3. This stadium seats 1,300.

Slave Beaters United will consist of a team of Slave Beaters. Naturally, their rival is Slaves FC. They will compete at the Slave Beater Lounge and Park at the Slave Colony in District 5. This stadium seats 2,100.

Gruelmakers consists of, well, gruelmakers. It will play its home games at Gruel Field in District 21, Ward 9, next to one of the largest gruel factories in the country. It seats 750.

AC Pervert Chasers will consist of Pervert Chasers. You do not want to streak during this match or you will pay dearly. They play their home games at Pervert Chasing Park in District 2, Ward 2. Its capacity is 300.

Horse Beaters FC is made up of Horse Beaters. They will ceremonially beat horses before every home game, which will be played at Horse Beating Ballpark in District 24, Ward 11. It seats 950.

Police Squad consists of Police Officers, including Secret Police Officers, from around the country. It will play at Police Park in the Capital District, which seats 3,000.

Club de Executioners consists of executioners. They will execute a prisoner on the field before every game. They play at Execution Rec Park in District 8 Ward 8, which seats 1,110.

AC Enemy Crushers consists of Enemy Crushers who weigh at least 500 pounds each. They play rough and may crush their opponents to death but are not very good or nimble. They play at Crushy Crushy Field in District 13 Ward 9, which seats 5,000.

[Gregoryisgodistan]

GSL 4 Matchday 1

It is the first matchday of the newly expanded Gregoryisgodistan Soccer League. This will determine spots for the following UICA competition, not the one that starts in a week, and is starting earlier due to the expansion of teams. It will be a double round robin home-and-home against the 15 other teams.

Results:

Police Squad 1–0 Gruelmakers
AC Pervert Chasers 0–0 Military FC
Loyal Friends 0–1 Prune Farmers FC
Club de Executioners 2–2 Slave Beaters United
AC Enemy Crushers 3–2 GSAZ FC
November 5 SC 6–1 Island Soccer
Horse Beaters FC 0–1 Slaves FC
Coastal Soccer Club 4–2 FC 17 June

                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 November 5 SC              1    1   0   0     6    1   +5     3
 2 Coastal Soccer Club        1    1   0   0     4    2   +2     3
 3 AC Enemy Crushers          1    1   0   0     3    2   +1     3
 4 Police Squad               1    1   0   0     1    0   +1     3
   Prune Farmers FC           1    1   0   0     1    0   +1     3
   Slaves FC                  1    1   0   0     1    0   +1     3
 7 Club de Executioners       1    0   1   0     2    2    0     1
   Slave Beaters United       1    0   1   0     2    2    0     1
 9 AC Pervert Chasers         1    0   1   0     0    0    0     1
   Military FC                1    0   1   0     0    0    0     1
11 GSAZ FC                    1    0   0   1     2    3   −1     0
12 Gruelmakers                1    0   0   1     0    1   −1     0
   Horse Beaters FC           1    0   0   1     0    1   −1     0
   Loyal Friends              1    0   0   1     0    1   −1     0
15 FC 17 June                 1    0   0   1     2    4   −2     0
16 Island Soccer              1    0   0   1     1    6   −5     0

In a battle between two squads playing their first game ever, Police Squad knocked off Gruelmakers 1-0 behind a late goal from Police Officer KSLF38AFGGG in the 89th minute. The goal sent the Police Officers in the crowd into fits of cheers and they would later arrest a few infidels for no reason in celebration.

AC Pervert Chasers and Military FC played to a scoreless draw in a game played in the a driving, pouring rain. Neither team got any real opportunities and the field was in very poor condition.

Prune Farmers FC knocked off Loyal Friends 1-0 on the road in a game that could have been a lot more of a blowout if Prune Farmers managed to hit the target instead of shooting wildly.

Club de Executioners and Slave Beaters United played to a lively 2-2 draw that had a lot of action. Who says draws aren't exciting?

AC Enemy Crushers got their first win ever, knocking off GSAZ FC 3-2 in a surprising upset. Two Enemy Crushers received red cards late, one for attempting to crush an opponent and one for attempting to crush the referee after the first one was red carded. Apparently the GSL was insisting the Enemy Crushers play by the rules, in spite of the fact that most Gregoryisgodistani sports federations want to give them carte blanche in international play.

November 5 SC blew out Island Soccer 6-1, leaving many to think last year was a fluke for the Islanders, who will still have a Globe Cup to look forward to soon.

Slaves FC knocked off Horse Beaters FC 1-0 on the road, in a game that was unremarkable in every way.

Finally, the primetime showdown featuring a rematch of last year's championship game did not disappoint. Coastal Soccer Club knocked off FC 17 June 4-2 at home. The Junebirds took a 1-0 lead in the 17th minute off a goal by Slave Beater SUAXMC91, who shot it into the top right corner from a remarkable 25 yards out. It was a tremendous shot that also earned him goal of the week. However, Coastal would equalize in the 29th minute when Loyal Friend of Lord Almighty Gregory Henry Itted turned in a cross from Guy Who Cleans Up Behind The Elephant at the Circus to make it 1-1. Coastal Would go up 2-1 just before the half, when Guy Who Cleans Up Behind The Elephant at the Circus scored a goal off a free kick from just outside the penalty box. In the second half, FC 17 June would equalize in the 60th minute, when Goat Herder DJASUDF824 scored off a beautiful cross from Soldier DISFISF88AS. However, in the 71st minute, disaster struck for the Junebirds, when Government Advisor Lordborn Godsam took down Guy Who Cleans Up Behind The Elephant at the Circus P0120AZNNAU in the box. He was given a red card and Coastal got a penalty kick. Guy Who Cleans Up Behind The Elephant at the Circus P0120AZNNAU hit the penalty without much problem to make it 3-2. That completely changed the complexion of the game as 17 June could not get anything going, and Coastal added a stoppage time goal after they launched a counter against a Junebirds team that was playing everyone up. That goal was credited to Loyal Friend of Lord Almighty Gregory Henry Itted.

Although it's still very early, November 5 SC sits atop the standings thanks to their five goal win over Island Soccer. Of course, things will even out over time, as there is no way FC 17 June finishes in 15th place. It is certian to be an exciting season, and it's just getting started.

[Gregoryisgodistan]

Matchday 2 of GSL

It was Matchday 2 of GSL Season 4. Here are the results.

Gruelmakers 0–1 FC 17 June
Slaves FC 1–2 Coastal Soccer Club
Island Soccer 3–2 Horse Beaters FC
GSAZ FC 1–0 November 5 SC
Slave Beaters United 1–0 AC Enemy Crushers
Prune Farmers FC 2–0 Club de Executioners
Military FC 6–3 Loyal Friends
Police Squad 0–0 AC Pervert Chasers

                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Coastal Soccer Club        2    2   0   0     6    3   +3     6
 2 Prune Farmers FC           2    2   0   0     3    0   +3     6
 3 Military FC                2    1   1   0     6    3   +3     4
 4 Slave Beaters United       2    1   1   0     3    2   +1     4
 5 Police Squad               2    1   1   0     1    0   +1     4
 6 November 5 SC              2    1   0   1     6    2   +4     3
 7 AC Enemy Crushers          2    1   0   1     3    3    0     3
 8 GSAZ FC                    2    1   0   1     3    3    0     3
 9 Slaves FC                  2    1   0   1     2    2    0     3
10 FC 17 June                 2    1   0   1     3    4   −1     3
11 Island Soccer              2    1   0   1     4    8   −4     3
12 AC Pervert Chasers         2    0   2   0     0    0    0     2
13 Club de Executioners       2    0   1   1     2    4   −2     1
14 Horse Beaters FC           2    0   0   2     2    4   −2     0
15 Gruelmakers                2    0   0   2     0    2   −2     0
16 Loyal Friends              2    0   0   2     3    7   −4     0

FC 17 June escaped with a narrow 1-0 win at Gruelmakers. This was their first win of the year after a two goal loss at Coastal.

Speaking of Coastal, they knocked off Slaves FC 2-1 on the road to remain perfect.

Island Soccer got a home win, 3-2 against Horse Beaters FC. The game turned around on a Horse Beater KLAXNNXCN81828283 red card in the 61st minute that gave Islanders a penalty kick. This made it 2-2 and they would later add another goal to make it 3-2.

GSAZ FC knocked off November 5 SC 1-0, continuing their rise to prominence.

Slave Beaters United beat AC Enemy Crushers 1-0 thanks to a penalty kick goal after a red card to Enemy Crusher Fattles Fattylooper.

Prune Farmers FC beat Club de Executioners, 2-0, keeping their winning and scoreless streaks going.

Military FC beat Loyal Friends 6-3 in a very high-scoring game.

In sharp contrast to that, Police Squad and AC Pervert Chasers played to a 0-0 draw, the second straight one for ACPC.

After two matchdays out of 30, Coastal Soccer Club is atop the standings, ahead of Prune Farmers FC on goals for. Next is a logjam with Military FC, Slave Beaters United, and Police Squad, all siting on four points. Those five teams, plus AC Pervert Chasers who has two draws, are the only unbeaten teams left. It is shaping up to be a very competitive league.

[Gregoryisgodistan]

Matchday 3 of GSL4

It was Matchday 3 of GSL4. Here are the results.

AC Pervert Chasers 0–0 Gruelmakers
Loyal Friends 3–4 Police Squad
Club de Executioners 1–0 Military FC
AC Enemy Crushers 3–3 Prune Farmers FC
November 5 SC 1–3 Slave Beaters United
Horse Beaters FC 2–3 GSAZ FC
Coastal Soccer Club 5–3 Island Soccer
FC 17 June 5–4 Slaves FC

                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Coastal Soccer Club        3    3   0   0    11    6   +5     9
 2 Prune Farmers FC           3    2   1   0     6    3   +3     7
   Slave Beaters United       3    2   1   0     6    3   +3     7
 4 Police Squad               3    2   1   0     5    3   +2     7
 5 GSAZ FC                    3    2   0   1     6    5   +1     6
 6 FC 17 June                 3    2   0   1     8    8    0     6
 7 Military FC                3    1   1   1     6    4   +2     4
 8 AC Enemy Crushers          3    1   1   1     6    6    0     4
 9 Club de Executioners       3    1   1   1     3    4   −1     4
10 November 5 SC              3    1   0   2     7    5   +2     3
11 AC Pervert Chasers         3    0   3   0     0    0    0     3
12 Slaves FC                  3    1   0   2     6    7   −1     3
13 Island Soccer              3    1   0   2     7   13   −6     3
14 Gruelmakers                3    0   1   2     0    2   −2     1
15 Horse Beaters FC           3    0   0   3     4    7   −3     0
16 Loyal Friends              3    0   0   3     6   11   −5     0

AC Pervert Chasers played to their third straight scoreless draw to open the season, drawing Gruelmakers 0-0. Gruelmakers hasn't scored yet either, but did manage to get their first point.

Police Squad knocked off Loyal Friends 4-3, so Loyal Friends is still without a point.

Club de Executioners got their first win ever, knocking off Military FC 1-0.

Meanwhile, AC Enemy Crushers and Prune Farmers FC played to a 3-3 draw in the land of the Enemy Crushers, leaving Coastal Soccer Club, who was yet to play, as the only perfect team.

November 5 SC dropped a 3-1 decision to Slave Beaters United. The inaugural Lord's Trophy Winners have fallen mightily since, finishing sixth last time, and are now in 10th place out of 16.

GSAZ FC defeated Horse Beaters FC 3-2 on the road, putting them in fifth place in the league.

Coastal Soccer Club knocked off Island Soccer 5-3 in a very exciting game that allowed them to remain perfect.

Meanwhile, FC 17 June narrowly defeated Slaves FC 5-4 at home in a game that shouldn't have been that close. There was little reason for the Junebirds to allow 4 goals to a team of slaves, yet it happened. They still won. We are only 10 percent of the way through the season, still very early, but Coastal Soccer Club leads the league with a perfect 9 points. Prune Farmers FC and Slave Beaters United are each in second, level on all tiebreakers, though they have not yet played head to head. Police Squad also has 7 points but is in fourth on goal difference. It is a longer season this year, so anything can happen. It will surely be fun to watch.

[Gregoryisgodistan]

Matchday 4 of GSL Season 4

Matchday 4 of GSL Season 4 was held today. Here are the results.

Gruelmakers 0–0 Slaves FC
Island Soccer 1–3 FC 17 June
GSAZ FC 3–1 Coastal Soccer Club
Slave Beaters United 2–0 Horse Beaters FC
Prune Farmers FC 1–0 November 5 SC
Military FC 2–2 AC Enemy Crushers
Police Squad 2–1 Club de Executioners
AC Pervert Chasers 2–3 Loyal Friends

                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Slave Beaters United       4    3   1   0     8    3   +5    10
 2 Prune Farmers FC           4    3   1   0     7    3   +4    10
 3 Police Squad               4    3   1   0     7    4   +3    10
 4 Coastal Soccer Club        4    3   0   1    12    9   +3     9
 5 GSAZ FC                    4    3   0   1     9    6   +3     9
 6 FC 17 June                 4    3   0   1    11    9   +2     9
 7 Military FC                4    1   2   1     8    6   +2     5
 8 AC Enemy Crushers          4    1   2   1     8    8    0     5
 9 Slaves FC                  4    1   1   2     6    7   −1     4
10 Club de Executioners       4    1   1   2     4    6   −2     4
11 November 5 SC              4    1   0   3     7    6   +1     3
12 AC Pervert Chasers         4    0   3   1     2    3   −1     3
13 Loyal Friends              4    1   0   3     9   13   −4     3
14 Island Soccer              4    1   0   3     8   16   −8     3
15 Gruelmakers                4    0   2   2     0    2   −2     2
16 Horse Beaters FC           4    0   0   4     4    9   −5     0

Early in the morning, Gruelmakers and Slaves FC played to a 0-0 draw that was not terribly exciting in any way. The teams combined for two shots on goal, one each, and just six shots total.

Meanwhile, FC 17 June defeated Island Soccer 3-1 on the road in a crucial test against a team that will shortly participate in the Globe Cup.

In a major upset, GSAZ FC shocked Coastal Soccer Club 3-1. GSAZ continued their rise, though with more teams in the GSL this year, it will be harder for them to make UICA.

Slave Beaters United defeated Horse Beaters FC 2-0 at home for another win. They are undefeated through four games.

Prune Farmers FC defeated November 5 SC 1-0 at home, giving the Novas three points through fou games. My how the mighty have fallen.

Meanwhile, Military FC and AC Enemy Crushers played to a 2-2 draw. Two Enemy Crushers were red carded. The Crushers have nine red cards and 18 yellow cards through four games.

Police Squad knocked off Club de Executioners 2-1 at home on a late goal by Secret Police Agent Keithe Lopez in the 90th minute.

Finally, Loyal Friends handed AC Pervert Chasers their first loss of the year, 3-2, though the Pervert Chasers do not have a win either - their first three games were draws.

Slave Beaters United is on top of the standings with 10 points, while Prune Farmers FC and Police Squad trail on goal difference. Coastal Soccer Club sits in fourth, followed by GSAZ FC and FC 17 June, all with nine points. Nobody else has more than five. Horse Beaters FC is the only team without a point thus far. Gruelmakers and AC Pervert Chasers are also winless.

[Gregoryisgodistan]

Matchday 5 of GSL 4

Here are the results for Matchday 5 of GSL4.

Loyal Friends 3–2 Gruelmakers
Club de Executioners 0–0 AC Pervert Chasers
AC Enemy Crushers 3–4 Police Squad
November 5 SC 2–0 Military FC
Horse Beaters FC 0–2 Prune Farmers FC
Coastal Soccer Club 1–0 Slave Beaters United
FC 17 June 1–0 GSAZ FC
Slaves FC 0–0 Island Soccer

                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Prune Farmers FC           5    4   1   0     9    3   +6    13
 2 Police Squad               5    4   1   0    11    7   +4    13
 3 Coastal Soccer Club        5    4   0   1    13    9   +4    12
 4 FC 17 June                 5    4   0   1    12    9   +3    12
 5 Slave Beaters United       5    3   1   1     8    4   +4    10
 6 GSAZ FC                    5    3   0   2     9    7   +2     9
 7 November 5 SC              5    2   0   3     9    6   +3     6
 8 Loyal Friends              5    2   0   3    12   15   −3     6
 9 Military FC                5    1   2   2     8    8    0     5
10 AC Enemy Crushers          5    1   2   2    11   12   −1     5
11 Slaves FC                  5    1   2   2     6    7   −1     5
12 Club de Executioners       5    1   2   2     4    6   −2     5
13 AC Pervert Chasers         5    0   4   1     2    3   −1     4
14 Island Soccer              5    1   1   3     8   16   −8     4
15 Gruelmakers                5    0   2   3     2    5   −3     2
16 Horse Beaters FC           5    0   0   5     4   11   −7     0

Loyal Friends got their second win of the year, knocking off the still winless gruelmakers 3-2 at home. Club de Executioners and AC Pervert Chasers played to yet another scoreless draw for ACPC. Police Squad defeated AC Enemy Crushers on the road 4-3, while November 5 SC shut out Military FC 2-0 at home. Prune Farmers FC easily disposed of Horse Beaters FC, 2-0 on the road, while Coastal Soccer Club defeated Slave Beaters United 1-0 at home. FC 17 June knocked of GSAZ FC 1-0, while Slaves FC and Island Soccer played to a scoreless draw.

Prune Farmers FC and Police Squad still top the standings with 13 points, followed by Coastal and 17 June with 12.

[Gregoryisgodistan]

Matchday 6 Results for GSL 4

Here are the Matchday 6 results for GSL4.

Gruelmakers 2–0 Island Soccer
GSAZ FC 3–3 Slaves FC
Slave Beaters United 0–1 FC 17 June
Prune Farmers FC 1–1 Coastal Soccer Club
Military FC 0–4 Horse Beaters FC
Police Squad 2–0 November 5 SC
AC Pervert Chasers 2–2 AC Enemy Crushers
Loyal Friends 1–1 Club de Executioners

                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Police Squad               6    5   1   0    13    7   +6    16
 2 FC 17 June                 6    5   0   1    13    9   +4    15
 3 Prune Farmers FC           6    4   2   0    10    4   +6    14
 4 Coastal Soccer Club        6    4   1   1    14   10   +4    13
 5 Slave Beaters United       6    3   1   2     8    5   +3    10
 6 GSAZ FC                    6    3   1   2    12   10   +2    10
 7 Loyal Friends              6    2   1   3    13   16   −3     7
 8 November 5 SC              6    2   0   4     9    8   +1     6
 9 AC Enemy Crushers          6    1   3   2    13   14   −1     6
10 Slaves FC                  6    1   3   2     9   10   −1     6
11 Club de Executioners       6    1   3   2     5    7   −2     6
12 AC Pervert Chasers         6    0   5   1     4    5   −1     5
   Gruelmakers                6    1   2   3     4    5   −1     5
14 Military FC                6    1   2   3     8   12   −4     5
15 Island Soccer              6    1   1   4     8   18  −10     4
16 Horse Beaters FC           6    1   0   5     8   11   −3     3

[Gregoryisgodistan]

Matchday 7 Results for GSL Season 4

Matchday 7 of the GSL Season 4 was held today, with games all across Gregoryisgodistan. Here are the results.

Club de Executioners 0–1 Gruelmakers
AC Enemy Crushers 2–1 Loyal Friends
November 5 SC 2–0 AC Pervert Chasers
Horse Beaters FC 2–1 Police Squad
Coastal Soccer Club 4–3 Military FC
FC 17 June 1–0 Prune Farmers FC
Slaves FC 0–2 Slave Beaters United
Island Soccer 6–4 GSAZ FC

                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 FC 17 June                 7    6   0   1    14    9   +5    18
 2 Coastal Soccer Club        7    5   1   1    18   13   +5    16
 3 Police Squad               7    5   1   1    14    9   +5    16
 4 Prune Farmers FC           7    4   2   1    10    5   +5    14
 5 Slave Beaters United       7    4   1   2    10    5   +5    13
 6 GSAZ FC                    7    3   1   3    16   16    0    10
 7 November 5 SC              7    3   0   4    11    8   +3     9
 8 AC Enemy Crushers          7    2   3   2    15   15    0     9
 9 Gruelmakers                7    2   2   3     5    5    0     8
10 Loyal Friends              7    2   1   4    14   18   −4     7
11 Island Soccer              7    2   1   4    14   22   −8     7
12 Horse Beaters FC           7    2   0   5    10   12   −2     6
13 Slaves FC                  7    1   3   3     9   12   −3     6
14 Club de Executioners       7    1   3   3     5    8   −3     6
15 AC Pervert Chasers         7    0   5   2     4    7   −3     5
16 Military FC                7    1   2   4    11   16   −5     5

Gruelmakers won their second game of the year, knocking off Club de Executioners 1-0 on the road.

AC Enemy Crushers also emerged victorious, winning 2-1 at home against Loyal Friends. However, Enemy Crusher Fuufuu Fatfuu was red carded late for attempting to crush an opposing player.

AC Pervert Chasers remained winless, losing to November 5 SC 2-0. ACPC does have five draws, however.

Horse Beaters FC defeated Police Squad 2-1 at home, which would allow FC 17 June to move into first with a home win against Prune Farmers. However, that game would not happen until later in the day.

Meanwhile, Coastal Soccer Club knocked off Military FC 4-3.

In the much anticipated showdown between FC 17 June and Prune Farmers FC, the Junebirds emerged victorious 1-0 on a late goal by Prune Farmer 913881. This moved FC 17 June into first place.

Elsewhere, Slave Beaters United defeated Slaves FC 2-0 on the road and celebrated by beating the slaves. Finally, Island Soccer knocked off GSAZ FC 6-4 at home in a very high-scoring game.

[Gregoryisgodistan]

Matchday 8 Results of GSL 4

Matchday 8 of GSL Season 4 was held today. Here are the results.

Gruelmakers 2–1 GSAZ FC
Slave Beaters United 4–4 Island Soccer
Prune Farmers FC 0–0 Slaves FC
Military FC 0–1 FC 17 June
Police Squad 0–0 Coastal Soccer Club
AC Pervert Chasers 4–1 Horse Beaters FC
Loyal Friends 1–4 November 5 SC
Club de Executioners 1–0 AC Enemy Crushers

                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 FC 17 June                 8    7   0   1    15    9   +6    21
 2 Coastal Soccer Club        8    5   2   1    18   13   +5    17
 3 Police Squad               8    5   2   1    14    9   +5    17
 4 Prune Farmers FC           8    4   3   1    10    5   +5    15
 5 Slave Beaters United       8    4   2   2    14    9   +5    14
 6 November 5 SC              8    4   0   4    15    9   +6    12
 7 Gruelmakers                8    3   2   3     7    6   +1    11
 8 GSAZ FC                    8    3   1   4    17   18   −1    10
 9 AC Enemy Crushers          8    2   3   3    15   16   −1     9
10 Club de Executioners       8    2   3   3     6    8   −2     9
11 AC Pervert Chasers         8    1   5   2     8    8    0     8
12 Island Soccer              8    2   2   4    18   26   −8     8
13 Slaves FC                  8    1   4   3     9   12   −3     7
14 Loyal Friends              8    2   1   5    15   22   −7     7
15 Horse Beaters FC           8    2   0   6    11   16   −5     6
16 Military FC                8    1   2   5    11   17   −6     5

Gruelmakers improved to 11 points with a 2-1 home win against GSAZ FC. Gruelmaker KI2499FSSPA scored both goals for the team in a thrilling victory.

Slave Beaters United and Island Soccer played to a 4-4 draw in spite of Slave Beater JUCJJCJCJC293's hat trick.

Prune Farmers FC embarrassingly failed to beat or even score upon Slaves FC at home, but earned the point with a 0-0 draw.

FC 17 June knocked off lowly Military FC 1-0 on the road to retain first place in the league.

Coastal Soccer Club and Police Squad played to a scoreless 0-0 draw, allowing Coastal to retain second place on Goals For, with them and Police Squad both four points back of FC 17 June.

AC Pervert Chasers finally got their first win of the year, a 4-1 drilling of Horse Beaters FC.

November 5 SC got a 4-1 win at Loyal Friends.

Finally, Club de Executioners got a 1-0 win at home against AC Enemy Crushers after Enemy Crusher Iamfatto McFries gave up a penalty kick in the box for trying to crush a Club de Executioners player in the middle of the play.

Currently, FC 17 June is in position to win their third straight Lord's Trophy and play for their fourth straight title, four points ahead of the next best team. Coastal Soccer Club would advance to the championship game if the season ended today, while Police Squad would receive a Globe Cup spot in its first season in the league. Prune Farmers FC would get the other Globe Cup spot.

Additionally, with all the uncertainty about the possible contraction of the Copa Esportiva de Campeones to one nation per country, the Gregoryisgodistan Soccer Federation announced several possible scenarios for the berth, depending on the rules.

1. If the berth must go to the league champion, the winner of the Championship Game will qualify.
2. If the berth must go to the cup champion, the winner of the Cup will qualify.
3. If the berth may go to the league or cup champion, then there will be a neutral-site playoff between the League and Cup winners to determine the berth, similar to the playoff between the runners-up in each tournament that occurs under the present rules should the same team win both. In the event that the same team wins both tournaments, but there is only one berth, that team will receive it and no playoff will be held.

Should the CEdC remain at two squads per nation, the current format will be retained.

[Gregoryisgodistan]

Matchday 9 results of GSL 4

Matchday 9 of GSL Season 4 was held today. Here are the results.

AC Enemy Crushers 1–0 Gruelmakers
November 5 SC 1–0 Club de Executioners
Horse Beaters FC 1–0 Loyal Friends
Coastal Soccer Club 2–0 AC Pervert Chasers
FC 17 June 0–1 Police Squad
Slaves FC 0–1 Military FC
Island Soccer 1–2 Prune Farmers FC
GSAZ FC 2–4 Slave Beaters United

                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 FC 17 June                 9    7   0   2    15   10   +5    21
 2 Coastal Soccer Club        9    6   2   1    20   13   +7    20
 3 Police Squad               9    6   2   1    15    9   +6    20
 4 Prune Farmers FC           9    5   3   1    12    6   +6    18
 5 Slave Beaters United       9    5   2   2    18   11   +7    17
 6 November 5 SC              9    5   0   4    16    9   +7    15
 7 AC Enemy Crushers          9    3   3   3    16   16    0    12
 8 Gruelmakers                9    3   2   4     7    7    0    11
 9 GSAZ FC                    9    3   1   5    19   22   −3    10
10 Club de Executioners       9    2   3   4     6    9   −3     9
11 Horse Beaters FC           9    3   0   6    12   16   −4     9
12 AC Pervert Chasers         9    1   5   3     8   10   −2     8
13 Military FC                9    2   2   5    12   17   −5     8
14 Island Soccer              9    2   2   5    19   28   −9     8
15 Slaves FC                  9    1   4   4     9   13   −4     7
16 Loyal Friends              9    2   1   6    15   23   −8     7

AC Enemy Crushers dealt Gruelmakers another loss, 1-0 at home. For the first time ever, the squad did not have at least one red card, though they did have nine yellow cards. Evidently the ref did not want to give out red cards.

Meanwhile, November 5 SC defeated Club de Executioners 1-0 at home.

Horse Beaters FC beat Loyal Friends 1-0, keeping the Loyal Friends in last place.

Coastal Soccer club demolished AC Pervert Chasers, 2-0. The Pervert Chasers still only have one win.

In a major upset, Police Squad defeated FC 17 June 1-0 on the road.

Military FC handled Slaves FC 1-0 on the road.

Prune Farmers FC beat Island Soccer 2-1 on the road.

Finally, Slave Beaters United defeated GSAZ FC 4-2.

[Gregoryisgodistan]

Matchday 10 of GSL 4

Gruelmakers 2–1 Slave Beaters United
Prune Farmers FC 3–1 GSAZ FC
Military FC 3–1 Island Soccer
Police Squad 0–1 Slaves FC
AC Pervert Chasers 0–0 FC 17 June
Loyal Friends 1–0 Coastal Soccer Club
Club de Executioners 1–0 Horse Beaters FC
AC Enemy Crushers 5–2 November 5 SC

                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 FC 17 June                10    7   1   2    15   10   +5    22
 2 Prune Farmers FC          10    6   3   1    15    7   +8    21
 3 Coastal Soccer Club       10    6   2   2    20   14   +6    20
 4 Police Squad              10    6   2   2    15   10   +5    20
 5 Slave Beaters United      10    5   2   3    19   13   +6    17
 6 November 5 SC             10    5   0   5    18   14   +4    15
 7 AC Enemy Crushers         10    4   3   3    21   18   +3    15
 8 Gruelmakers               10    4   2   4     9    8   +1    14
 9 Club de Executioners      10    3   3   4     7    9   −2    12
10 Military FC               10    3   2   5    15   18   −3    11
11 Slaves FC                 10    2   4   4    10   13   −3    10
12 GSAZ FC                   10    3   1   6    20   25   −5    10
13 Loyal Friends             10    3   1   6    16   23   −7    10
14 AC Pervert Chasers        10    1   6   3     8   10   −2     9
15 Horse Beaters FC          10    3   0   7    12   17   −5     9
16 Island Soccer             10    2   2   6    20   31  −11     8

Matchday 11 of GSL Season 4

November 5 SC 1–1 Gruelmakers
Horse Beaters FC 2–0 AC Enemy Crushers
Coastal Soccer Club 2–2 Club de Executioners
FC 17 June 3–1 Loyal Friends
Slaves FC 1–2 AC Pervert Chasers
Island Soccer 3–3 Police Squad
GSAZ FC 2–4 Military FC
Slave Beaters United 1–0 Prune Farmers FC

                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 FC 17 June                11    8   1   2    18   11   +7    25
 2 Prune Farmers FC          11    6   3   2    15    8   +7    21
 3 Coastal Soccer Club       11    6   3   2    22   16   +6    21
 4 Police Squad              11    6   3   2    18   13   +5    21
 5 Slave Beaters United      11    6   2   3    20   13   +7    20
 6 November 5 SC             11    5   1   5    19   15   +4    16
 7 AC Enemy Crushers         11    4   3   4    21   20   +1    15
 8 Gruelmakers               11    4   3   4    10    9   +1    15
 9 Military FC               11    4   2   5    19   20   −1    14
10 Club de Executioners      11    3   4   4     9   11   −2    13
11 AC Pervert Chasers        11    2   6   3    10   11   −1    12
12 Horse Beaters FC          11    4   0   7    14   17   −3    12
13 Slaves FC                 11    2   4   5    11   15   −4    10
14 GSAZ FC                   11    3   1   7    22   29   −7    10
15 Loyal Friends             11    3   1   7    17   26   −9    10
16 Island Soccer             11    2   3   6    23   34  −11     9

Matchday 12 of GSL Season 4

Gruelmakers 0–3 Prune Farmers FC
Military FC 1–0 Slave Beaters United
Police Squad 1–1 GSAZ FC
AC Pervert Chasers 4–2 Island Soccer
Loyal Friends 3–0 Slaves FC
Club de Executioners 0–0 FC 17 June
AC Enemy Crushers 4–4 Coastal Soccer Club
November 5 SC 0–0 Horse Beaters FC

                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 FC 17 June                12    8   2   2    18   11   +7    26
 2 Prune Farmers FC          12    7   3   2    18    8  +10    24
 3 Coastal Soccer Club       12    6   4   2    26   20   +6    22
 4 Police Squad              12    6   4   2    19   14   +5    22
 5 Slave Beaters United      12    6   2   4    20   14   +6    20
 6 November 5 SC             12    5   2   5    19   15   +4    17
 7 Military FC               12    5   2   5    20   20    0    17
 8 AC Enemy Crushers         12    4   4   4    25   24   +1    16
 9 AC Pervert Chasers        12    3   6   3    14   13   +1    15
10 Gruelmakers               12    4   3   5    10   12   −2    15
11 Club de Executioners      12    3   5   4     9   11   −2    14
12 Horse Beaters FC          12    4   1   7    14   17   −3    13
13 Loyal Friends             12    4   1   7    20   26   −6    13
14 GSAZ FC                   12    3   2   7    23   30   −7    11
15 Slaves FC                 12    2   4   6    11   18   −7    10
16 Island Soccer             12    2   3   7    25   38  −13     9

[Gregoryisgodistan]

GSL Matchday 13

Horse Beaters FC 1–0 Gruelmakers
Coastal Soccer Club 4–2 November 5 SC
FC 17 June 2–1 AC Enemy Crushers
Slaves FC 3–1 Club de Executioners
Island Soccer 2–2 Loyal Friends
GSAZ FC 6–2 AC Pervert Chasers
Slave Beaters United 2–1 Police Squad
Prune Farmers FC 0–0 Military FC

Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 FC 17 June                13    9   2   2    20   12   +8    29
 2 Prune Farmers FC          13    7   4   2    18    8  +10    25
 3 Coastal Soccer Club       13    7   4   2    30   22   +8    25
 4 Slave Beaters United      13    7   2   4    22   15   +7    23
 5 Police Squad              13    6   4   3    20   16   +4    22
 6 Military FC               13    5   3   5    20   20    0    18
 7 November 5 SC             13    5   2   6    21   19   +2    17
 8 AC Enemy Crushers         13    4   4   5    26   26    0    16
 9 Horse Beaters FC          13    5   1   7    15   17   −2    16
10 AC Pervert Chasers        13    3   6   4    16   19   −3    15
11 Gruelmakers               13    4   3   6    10   13   −3    15
12 GSAZ FC                   13    4   2   7    29   32   −3    14
13 Club de Executioners      13    3   5   5    10   14   −4    14
14 Loyal Friends             13    4   2   7    22   28   −6    14
15 Slaves FC                 13    3   4   6    14   19   −5    13
16 Island Soccer             13    2   4   7    27   40  −13    10

Matchday 14

Gruelmakers 1–3 Military FC
Police Squad 1–0 Prune Farmers FC
AC Pervert Chasers 2–0 Slave Beaters United
Loyal Friends 2–2 GSAZ FC
Club de Executioners 0–0 Island Soccer
AC Enemy Crushers 3–3 Slaves FC
November 5 SC 0–2 FC 17 June
Horse Beaters FC 0–3 Coastal Soccer Club

Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 FC 17 June                14   10   2   2    22   12  +10    32
 2 Coastal Soccer Club       14    8   4   2    33   22  +11    28
 3 Prune Farmers FC          14    7   4   3    18    9   +9    25
 4 Police Squad              14    7   4   3    21   16   +5    25
 5 Slave Beaters United      14    7   2   5    22   17   +5    23
 6 Military FC               14    6   3   5    23   21   +2    21
 7 AC Pervert Chasers        14    4   6   4    18   19   −1    18
 8 AC Enemy Crushers         14    4   5   5    29   29    0    17
 9 November 5 SC             14    5   2   7    21   21    0    17
10 Horse Beaters FC          14    5   1   8    15   20   −5    16
11 GSAZ FC                   14    4   3   7    31   34   −3    15
12 Club de Executioners      14    3   6   5    10   14   −4    15
13 Gruelmakers               14    4   3   7    11   16   −5    15
14 Loyal Friends             14    4   3   7    24   30   −6    15
15 Slaves FC                 14    3   5   6    17   22   −5    14
16 Island Soccer             14    2   5   7    27   40  −13    11

Mactchday 15

Coastal Soccer Club 1–2 Gruelmakers
FC 17 June 1–0 Horse Beaters FC
Slaves FC 1–0 November 5 SC
Island Soccer 3–1 AC Enemy Crushers
GSAZ FC 1–1 Club de Executioners
Slave Beaters United 3–1 Loyal Friends
Prune Farmers FC 1–0 AC Pervert Chasers
Military FC 0–1 Police Squad

                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 FC 17 June                15   11   2   2    23   12  +11    35
 2 Coastal Soccer Club       15    8   4   3    34   24  +10    28
 3 Prune Farmers FC          15    8   4   3    19    9  +10    28
 4 Police Squad              15    8   4   3    22   16   +6    28
 5 Slave Beaters United      15    8   2   5    25   18   +7    26
 6 Military FC               15    6   3   6    23   22   +1    21
 7 AC Pervert Chasers        15    4   6   5    18   20   −2    18
 8 Gruelmakers               15    5   3   7    13   17   −4    18
 9 November 5 SC             15    5   2   8    21   22   −1    17
10 AC Enemy Crushers         15    4   5   6    30   32   −2    17
11 Slaves FC                 15    4   5   6    18   22   −4    17
12 GSAZ FC                   15    4   4   7    32   35   −3    16
13 Club de Executioners      15    3   7   5    11   15   −4    16
14 Horse Beaters FC          15    5   1   9    15   21   −6    16
15 Loyal Friends             15    4   3   8    25   33   −8    15
16 Island Soccer             15    3   5   7    30   41  −11    14

MD16

Gruelmakers 1–2 Police Squad
Military FC 1–0 AC Pervert Chasers
Prune Farmers FC 1–0 Loyal Friends
Slave Beaters United 1–0 Club de Executioners
GSAZ FC 5–2 AC Enemy Crushers
Island Soccer 1–1 November 5 SC
Slaves FC 1–1 Horse Beaters FC
FC 17 June 3–0 Coastal Soccer Club

                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 FC 17 June                16   12   2   2    26   12  +14    38
 2 Prune Farmers FC          16    9   4   3    20    9  +11    31
 3 Police Squad              16    9   4   3    24   17   +7    31
 4 Slave Beaters United      16    9   2   5    26   18   +8    29
 5 Coastal Soccer Club       16    8   4   4    34   27   +7    28
 6 Military FC               16    7   3   6    24   22   +2    24
 7 GSAZ FC                   16    5   4   7    37   37    0    19
 8 November 5 SC             16    5   3   8    22   23   −1    18
 9 AC Pervert Chasers        16    4   6   6    18   21   −3    18
10 Slaves FC                 16    4   6   6    19   23   −4    18
11 Gruelmakers               16    5   3   8    14   19   −5    18
12 AC Enemy Crushers         16    4   5   7    32   37   −5    17
13 Horse Beaters FC          16    5   2   9    16   22   −6    17
14 Club de Executioners      16    3   7   6    11   16   −5    16
15 Loyal Friends             16    4   3   9    25   34   −9    15
16 Island Soccer             16    3   6   7    31   42  −11    15

MD17:

FC 17 June 3–1 Gruelmakers
Coastal Soccer Club 3–2 Slaves FC
Horse Beaters FC 0–1 Island Soccer
November 5 SC 1–1 GSAZ FC
AC Enemy Crushers 4–2 Slave Beaters United
Club de Executioners 1–0 Prune Farmers FC
Loyal Friends 1–1 Military FC
AC Pervert Chasers 1–1 Police Squad

                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 FC 17 June                17   13   2   2    29   13  +16    41
 2 Police Squad              17    9   5   3    25   18   +7    32
 3 Prune Farmers FC          17    9   4   4    20   10  +10    31
 4 Coastal Soccer Club       17    9   4   4    37   29   +8    31
 5 Slave Beaters United      17    9   2   6    28   22   +6    29
 6 Military FC               17    7   4   6    25   23   +2    25
 7 GSAZ FC                   17    5   5   7    38   38    0    20
 8 AC Enemy Crushers         17    5   5   7    36   39   −3    20
 9 November 5 SC             17    5   4   8    23   24   −1    19
10 AC Pervert Chasers        17    4   7   6    19   22   −3    19
11 Club de Executioners      17    4   7   6    12   16   −4    19
12 Slaves FC                 17    4   6   7    21   26   −5    18
13 Gruelmakers               17    5   3   9    15   22   −7    18
14 Island Soccer             17    4   6   7    32   42  −10    18
15 Horse Beaters FC          17    5   2  10    16   23   −7    17
16 Loyal Friends             17    4   4   9    26   35   −9    16

MD18:

Gruelmakers 1–0 AC Pervert Chasers
Police Squad 5–3 Loyal Friends
Military FC 1–0 Club de Executioners
Prune Farmers FC 3–2 AC Enemy Crushers
Slave Beaters United 0–3 November 5 SC
GSAZ FC 0–0 Horse Beaters FC
Island Soccer 1–2 Coastal Soccer Club
Slaves FC 3–4 FC 17 June

                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 FC 17 June                18   14   2   2    33   16  +17    44
 2 Police Squad              18   10   5   3    30   21   +9    35
 3 Prune Farmers FC          18   10   4   4    23   12  +11    34
 4 Coastal Soccer Club       18   10   4   4    39   30   +9    34
 5 Slave Beaters United      18    9   2   7    28   25   +3    29
 6 Military FC               18    8   4   6    26   23   +3    28
 7 November 5 SC             18    6   4   8    26   24   +2    22
 8 GSAZ FC                   18    5   6   7    38   38    0    21
 9 Gruelmakers               18    6   3   9    16   22   −6    21
10 AC Enemy Crushers         18    5   5   8    38   42   −4    20
11 AC Pervert Chasers        18    4   7   7    19   23   −4    19
12 Club de Executioners      18    4   7   7    12   17   −5    19
13 Slaves FC                 18    4   6   8    24   30   −6    18
14 Horse Beaters FC          18    5   3  10    16   23   −7    18
15 Island Soccer             18    4   6   8    33   44  −11    18
16 Loyal Friends             18    4   4  10    29   40  −11    16

MD19:

Slaves FC 4–1 Gruelmakers
FC 17 June 2–1 Island Soccer
Coastal Soccer Club 4–4 GSAZ FC
Horse Beaters FC 1–0 Slave Beaters United
November 5 SC 1–0 Prune Farmers FC
AC Enemy Crushers 0–0 Military FC
Club de Executioners 3–3 Police Squad
Loyal Friends 1–2 AC Pervert Chasers

                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 FC 17 June                19   15   2   2    35   17  +18    47
 2 Police Squad              19   10   6   3    33   24   +9    36
 3 Coastal Soccer Club       19   10   5   4    43   34   +9    35
 4 Prune Farmers FC          19   10   4   5    23   13  +10    34
 5 Military FC               19    8   5   6    26   23   +3    29
 6 Slave Beaters United      19    9   2   8    28   26   +2    29
 7 November 5 SC             19    7   4   8    27   24   +3    25
 8 GSAZ FC                   19    5   7   7    42   42    0    22
 9 AC Pervert Chasers        19    5   7   7    21   24   −3    22
10 Slaves FC                 19    5   6   8    28   31   −3    21
11 AC Enemy Crushers         19    5   6   8    38   42   −4    21
12 Horse Beaters FC          19    6   3  10    17   23   −6    21
13 Gruelmakers               19    6   3  10    17   26   −9    21
14 Club de Executioners      19    4   8   7    15   20   −5    20
15 Island Soccer             19    4   6   9    34   46  −12    18
16 Loyal Friends             19    4   4  11    30   42  −12    16

MD20:

Gruelmakers 1–1 Loyal Friends
AC Pervert Chasers 2–1 Club de Executioners
Police Squad 1–0 AC Enemy Crushers
Military FC 0–0 November 5 SC
Prune Farmers FC 0–1 Horse Beaters FC
Slave Beaters United 3–0 Coastal Soccer Club
GSAZ FC 3–5 FC 17 June
Island Soccer 2–3 Slaves FC

                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 FC 17 June                20   16   2   2    40   20  +20    50
 2 Police Squad              20   11   6   3    34   24  +10    39
 3 Coastal Soccer Club       20   10   5   5    43   37   +6    35
 4 Prune Farmers FC          20   10   4   6    23   14   +9    34
 5 Slave Beaters United      20   10   2   8    31   26   +5    32
 6 Military FC               20    8   6   6    26   23   +3    30
 7 November 5 SC             20    7   5   8    27   24   +3    26
 8 AC Pervert Chasers        20    6   7   7    23   25   −2    25
 9 Slaves FC                 20    6   6   8    31   33   −2    24
10 Horse Beaters FC          20    7   3  10    18   23   −5    24
11 GSAZ FC                   20    5   7   8    45   47   −2    22
12 Gruelmakers               20    6   4  10    18   27   −9    22
13 AC Enemy Crushers         20    5   6   9    38   43   −5    21
14 Club de Executioners      20    4   8   8    16   22   −6    20
15 Island Soccer             20    4   6  10    36   49  −13    18 ELT
16 Loyal Friends             20    4   5  11    31   43  −12    17 ELT

MD21:

Island Soccer 2–1 Gruelmakers
Slaves FC 3–2 GSAZ FC
FC 17 June 1–0 Slave Beaters United
Coastal Soccer Club 2–0 Prune Farmers FC
Horse Beaters FC 1–0 Military FC
November 5 SC 0–0 Police Squad
AC Enemy Crushers 2–2 AC Pervert Chasers
Club de Executioners 3–1 Loyal Friends

                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 FC 17 June                21   17   2   2    41   20  +21    53
 2 Police Squad              21   11   7   3    34   24  +10    40
 3 Coastal Soccer Club       21   11   5   5    45   37   +8    38
 4 Prune Farmers FC          21   10   4   7    23   16   +7    34
 5 Slave Beaters United      21   10   2   9    31   27   +4    32
 6 Military FC               21    8   6   7    26   24   +2    30
 7 November 5 SC             21    7   6   8    27   24   +3    27
 8 Slaves FC                 21    7   6   8    34   35   −1    27
 9 Horse Beaters FC          21    8   3  10    19   23   −4    27
10 AC Pervert Chasers        21    6   8   7    25   27   −2    26
11 Club de Executioners      21    5   8   8    19   23   −4    23 ELT
12 GSAZ FC                   21    5   7   9    47   50   −3    22 ELT
13 AC Enemy Crushers         21    5   7   9    40   45   −5    22 ELT
14 Gruelmakers               21    6   4  11    19   29  −10    22 ELT
15 Island Soccer             21    5   6  10    38   50  −12    21 ELT
16 Loyal Friends             21    4   5  12    32   46  −14    17 ELT

MD22:

Gruelmakers 3–0 Club de Executioners
Loyal Friends 2–2 AC Enemy Crushers
AC Pervert Chasers 1–1 November 5 SC
Police Squad 0–1 Horse Beaters FC
Military FC 2–0 Coastal Soccer Club
Prune Farmers FC 0–1 FC 17 June
Slave Beaters United 2–1 Slaves FC
GSAZ FC 2–2 Island Soccer

                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 FC 17 June                22   18   2   2    42   20  +22    56
 2 Police Squad              22   11   7   4    34   25   +9    40
 3 Coastal Soccer Club       22   11   5   6    45   39   +6    38
 4 Slave Beaters United      22   11   2   9    33   28   +5    35
 5 Prune Farmers FC          22   10   4   8    23   17   +6    34
 6 Military FC               22    9   6   7    28   24   +4    33
 7 Horse Beaters FC          22    9   3  10    20   23   −3    30 ELT
 8 November 5 SC             22    7   7   8    28   25   +3    28 ELT
 9 Slaves FC                 22    7   6   9    35   37   −2    27 ELT
10 AC Pervert Chasers        22    6   9   7    26   28   −2    27 ELT 
11 Gruelmakers               22    7   4  11    22   29   −7    25 ELT
12 GSAZ FC                   22    5   8   9    49   52   −3    23 ELT
13 AC Enemy Crushers         22    5   8   9    42   47   −5    23 ELT
14 Club de Executioners      22    5   8   9    19   26   −7    23 ELT
15 Island Soccer             22    5   7  10    40   52  −12    22 ELT
16 Loyal Friends             22    4   6  12    34   48  −14    18 ELT

MD 23:

GSAZ FC 1–1 Gruelmakers
Island Soccer 1–2 Slave Beaters United
Slaves FC 0–1 Prune Farmers FC
FC 17 June 2–0 Military FC
Coastal Soccer Club 2–1 Police Squad
Horse Beaters FC 2–0 AC Pervert Chasers
November 5 SC 1–2 Loyal Friends
AC Enemy Crushers 8–2 Club de Executioners

                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 FC 17 June                23   19   2   2    44   20  +24    59 UICA
 2 Coastal Soccer Club       23   12   5   6    47   40   +7    41
 3 Police Squad              23   11   7   5    35   27   +8    40
 4 Slave Beaters United      23   12   2   9    35   29   +6    38
 5 Prune Farmers FC          23   11   4   8    24   17   +7    37 ELT
 6 Military FC               23    9   6   8    28   26   +2    33 ELT
 7 Horse Beaters FC          23   10   3  10    22   23   −1    33 ELT
 8 November 5 SC             23    7   7   9    29   27   +2    28 ELT
 9 Slaves FC                 23    7   6  10    35   38   −3    27 ELT
10 AC Pervert Chasers        23    6   9   8    26   30   −4    27 ELT
11 AC Enemy Crushers         23    6   8   9    50   49   +1    26 ELT
12 Gruelmakers               23    7   5  11    23   30   −7    26 ELT
13 GSAZ FC                   23    5   9   9    50   53   −3    24 ELT
14 Club de Executioners      23    5   8  10    21   34  −13    23 ELT
15 Island Soccer             23    5   7  11    41   54  −13    22 ELT
16 Loyal Friends             23    5   6  12    36   49  −13    21 ELT

MD 24:

Gruelmakers 1–3 AC Enemy Crushers
Club de Executioners 1–4 November 5 SC
Loyal Friends 2–1 Horse Beaters FC
AC Pervert Chasers 1–4 Coastal Soccer Club
Police Squad 1–1 FC 17 June
Military FC 1–0 Slaves FC
Prune Farmers FC 2–0 Island Soccer
Slave Beaters United 6–5 GSAZ FC

Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 FC 17 June                24   19   3   2    45   21  +24    60 CG
 2 Coastal Soccer Club       24   13   5   6    51   41  +10    44
 3 Police Squad              24   11   8   5    36   28   +8    41 ELT
 4 Slave Beaters United      24   13   2   9    41   34   +7    41 ELT
 5 Prune Farmers FC          24   12   4   8    26   17   +9    40 ELT
 6 Military FC               24   10   6   8    29   26   +3    36 ELT
 7 Horse Beaters FC          24   10   3  11    23   25   −2    33 ELT
 8 November 5 SC             24    8   7   9    33   28   +5    31 ELT
 9 AC Enemy Crushers         24    7   8   9    53   50   +3    29 ELT
10 Slaves FC                 24    7   6  11    35   39   −4    27 ELT
11 AC Pervert Chasers        24    6   9   9    27   34   −7    27 ELT
12 Gruelmakers               24    7   5  12    24   33   −9    26 ELT
13 GSAZ FC                   24    5   9  10    55   59   −4    24 ECG
14 Loyal Friends             24    6   6  12    38   50  −12    24 ECG
15 Club de Executioners      24    5   8  11    22   38  −16    23 ECG
16 Island Soccer             24    5   7  12    41   56  −15    22 EUICA

MD25:

Slave Beaters United 1–0 Gruelmakers
GSAZ FC 0–2 Prune Farmers FC
Island Soccer 6–3 Military FC
Slaves FC 3–4 Police Squad
FC 17 June 3–1 AC Pervert Chasers
Coastal Soccer Club 4–3 Loyal Friends
Horse Beaters FC 1–0 Club de Executioners
November 5 SC 1–0 AC Enemy Crushers

                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 FC 17 June                25   20   3   2    48   22  +26    63 LT
 2 Coastal Soccer Club       25   14   5   6    55   44  +11    47
 3 Police Squad              25   12   8   5    40   31   +9    44
 4 Slave Beaters United      25   14   2   9    42   34   +8    44
 5 Prune Farmers FC          25   13   4   8    28   17  +11    43
 6 Military FC               25   10   6   9    32   32    0    36
 7 Horse Beaters FC          25   11   3  11    24   25   −1    36
 8 November 5 SC             25    9   7   9    34   28   +6    34
 9 AC Enemy Crushers         25    7   8  10    53   51   +2    29 ECG
10 Slaves FC                 25    7   6  12    38   43   −5    27 EUICA
11 AC Pervert Chasers        25    6   9  10    28   37   −9    27 EUICA
12 Gruelmakers               25    7   5  13    24   34  −10    26 EUICA
13 Island Soccer             25    6   7  12    47   59  −12    25 EUICA
14 GSAZ FC                   25    5   9  11    55   61   −6    24 EUICA
15 Loyal Friends             25    6   6  13    41   54  −13    24 EUICA
16 Club de Executioners      25    5   8  12    22   39  −17    23 EUICA

MD26:

Gruelmakers 0–1 November 5 SC
AC Enemy Crushers 3–2 Horse Beaters FC
Club de Executioners 2–2 Coastal Soccer Club
Loyal Friends 0–1 FC 17 June
AC Pervert Chasers 6–3 Slaves FC
Police Squad 3–5 Island Soccer
Military FC 2–1 GSAZ FC
Prune Farmers FC 1–0 Slave Beaters United

Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 FC 17 June                26   21   3   2    49   22  +27    66 LT
 2 Coastal Soccer Club       26   14   6   6    57   46  +11    48
 3 Prune Farmers FC          26   14   4   8    29   17  +12    46
 4 Police Squad              26   12   8   6    43   36   +7    44
 5 Slave Beaters United      26   14   2  10    42   35   +7    44
 6 Military FC               26   11   6   9    34   33   +1    39
 7 November 5 SC             26   10   7   9    35   28   +7    37
 8 Horse Beaters FC          26   11   3  12    26   28   −2    36 ECG
 9 AC Enemy Crushers         26    8   8  10    56   53   +3    32 ECG
10 AC Pervert Chasers        26    7   9  10    34   40   −6    30 EUICA
11 Island Soccer             26    7   7  12    52   62  −10    28 EUICA
12 Slaves FC                 26    7   6  13    41   49   −8    27 EUICA
13 Gruelmakers               26    7   5  14    24   35  −11    26 EUICA
14 GSAZ FC                   26    5   9  12    56   63   −7    24 EUICA
15 Loyal Friends             26    6   6  14    41   55  −14    24 EUICA
16 Club de Executioners      26    5   9  12    24   41  −17    24 EUICA

MD 27:


Prune Farmers FC 0–1 Gruelmakers
Slave Beaters United 1–1 Military FC
GSAZ FC 1–0 Police Squad
Island Soccer 2–0 AC Pervert Chasers
Slaves FC 3–2 Loyal Friends
FC 17 June 1–0 Club de Executioners
Coastal Soccer Club 4–3 AC Enemy Crushers
Horse Beaters FC 2–0 November 5 SC

Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 FC 17 June                27   22   3   2    50   22  +28    69 LT
 2 Coastal Soccer Club       27   15   6   6    61   49  +12    51
 3 Prune Farmers FC          27   14   4   9    29   18  +11    46
 4 Slave Beaters United      27   14   3  10    43   36   +7    45
 5 Police Squad              27   12   8   7    43   37   +6    44
 6 Military FC               27   11   7   9    35   34   +1    40 ECG
 7 Horse Beaters FC          27   12   3  12    28   28    0    39 ECG
 8 November 5 SC             27   10   7  10    35   30   +5    37 ECG
 9 AC Enemy Crushers         27    8   8  11    59   57   +2    32 EUICA
10 Island Soccer             27    8   7  12    54   62   −8    31 EUICA
11 Slaves FC                 27    8   6  13    44   51   −7    30 EUICA
12 AC Pervert Chasers        27    7   9  11    34   42   −8    30 EUICA
13 Gruelmakers               27    8   5  14    25   35  −10    29 EUICA
14 GSAZ FC                   27    6   9  12    57   63   −6    27 EUICA
15 Loyal Friends             27    6   6  15    43   58  −15    24 EUICA
16 Club de Executioners      27    5   9  13    24   42  −18    24 EUICA

MD28:

Gruelmakers 5–0 Horse Beaters FC
November 5 SC 1–2 Coastal Soccer Club
AC Enemy Crushers 2–1 FC 17 June
Club de Executioners 3–2 Slaves FC
Loyal Friends 1–6 Island Soccer
AC Pervert Chasers 3–1 GSAZ FC
Police Squad 3–1 Slave Beaters United
Military FC 0–0 Prune Farmers FC

                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 FC 17 June                28   22   3   3    51   24  +27    69 LT
 2 Coastal Soccer Club       28   16   6   6    63   50  +13    54 CG
 3 Prune Farmers FC          28   14   5   9    29   18  +11    47
 4 Police Squad              28   13   8   7    46   38   +8    47
 5 Slave Beaters United      28   14   3  11    44   39   +5    45
 6 Military FC               28   11   8   9    35   34   +1    41
 7 Horse Beaters FC          28   12   3  13    28   33   −5    39 EUICA
 8 November 5 SC             28   10   7  11    36   32   +4    37 EUICA
 9 AC Enemy Crushers         28    9   8  11    61   58   +3    35 EUICA
10 Island Soccer             28    9   7  12    60   63   −3    34 EUICA
11 AC Pervert Chasers        28    8   9  11    37   43   −6    33 EUICA
12 Gruelmakers               28    9   5  14    30   35   −5    32 EUICA
13 Slaves FC                 28    8   6  14    46   54   −8    30 EUICA
14 GSAZ FC                   28    6   9  13    58   66   −8    27 EUICA
15 Club de Executioners      28    6   9  13    27   44  −17    27 EUICA
16 Loyal Friends             28    6   6  16    44   64  −20    24 EUICA

MD29:


Military FC 0–0 Gruelmakers
Prune Farmers FC 4–3 Police Squad
Slave Beaters United 2–2 AC Pervert Chasers
GSAZ FC 4–4 Loyal Friends
Island Soccer 4–2 Club de Executioners
Slaves FC 1–3 AC Enemy Crushers
FC 17 June 0–0 November 5 SC
Coastal Soccer Club 1–1 Horse Beaters FC

Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 FC 17 June                29   22   4   3    51   24  +27    70 LT
 2 Coastal Soccer Club       29   16   7   6    64   51  +13    55 CG
 3 Prune Farmers FC          29   15   5   9    33   21  +12    50 GC
 4 Police Squad              29   13   8   8    49   42   +7    47
 5 Slave Beaters United      29   14   4  11    46   41   +5    46
 6 Military FC               29   11   9   9    35   34   +1    42 EUICA
 7 Horse Beaters FC          29   12   4  13    29   34   −5    40 EUICA
 8 AC Enemy Crushers         29   10   8  11    64   59   +5    38 EUICA
 9 November 5 SC             29   10   8  11    36   32   +4    38 EUICA
10 Island Soccer             29   10   7  12    64   65   −1    37 EUICA
11 AC Pervert Chasers        29    8  10  11    39   45   −6    34 EUICA
12 Gruelmakers               29    9   6  14    30   35   −5    33 EUICA
13 Slaves FC                 29    8   6  15    47   57  −10    30 EUICA
14 GSAZ FC                   29    6  10  13    62   70   −8    28 EUICA 
15 Club de Executioners      29    6   9  14    29   48  −19    27 EUICA
16 Loyal Friends             29    6   7  16    48   68  −20    25 EUICA

MD30:

Gruelmakers 1–0 Coastal Soccer Club
Horse Beaters FC 0–4 FC 17 June
November 5 SC 3–1 Slaves FC
AC Enemy Crushers 2–0 Island Soccer
Club de Executioners 1–1 GSAZ FC
Loyal Friends 0–1 Slave Beaters United
AC Pervert Chasers 1–2 Prune Farmers FC
Police Squad 0–2 Military FC

                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 FC 17 June                30   23   4   3    55   24  +31    73 LT
 2 Coastal Soccer Club       30   16   7   7    64   52  +12    55 CG
 3 Prune Farmers FC          30   16   5   9    35   22  +13    53 GC
 4 Slave Beaters United      30   15   4  11    47   41   +6    49 GC
 5 Police Squad              30   13   8   9    49   44   +5    47
 6 Military FC               30   12   9   9    37   34   +3    45
 7 AC Enemy Crushers         30   11   8  11    66   59   +7    41
 8 November 5 SC             30   11   8  11    39   33   +6    41
 9 Horse Beaters FC          30   12   4  14    29   38   −9    40
10 Island Soccer             30   10   7  13    64   67   −3    37
11 Gruelmakers               30   10   6  14    31   35   −4    36
12 AC Pervert Chasers        30    8  10  12    40   47   −7    34
13 Slaves FC                 30    8   6  16    48   60  −12    30
14 GSAZ FC                   30    6  11  13    63   71   −8    29
15 Club de Executioners      30    6  10  14    30   49  −19    28
16 Loyal Friends             30    6   7  17    48   69  −21    25

Accordingly, FC 17 June and Coastal Soccer Club will face off in the Championship Game, to be held at the newly rebuilt Lord Almighty Gregory National Stadium, which seats 124,617.

Key:

ELT: Eliminated from Lord's Trophy contention
ECG: Eliminated from Championship Game contention
EUICA: Eliminated from UICA contention
LT: Clinched Lord's Trophy
CG: Clinched Spot in Championship Game
UICA: Clinched UICA spot, tournament TBD
GC: Clinched Globe Cup berth

[Gregoryisgodistan]

Championship Game Result:

Coastal Soccer Club 3–2 FC 17 June

Accordingly, Coastal Soccer Club wins Season 4 of the Gregoryisgodistan Soccer League and advances to the Champions Cup. FC 17 June enters the Globe Cup alongside Prune Farmers FC and Slave Beaters United.

[Gregoryisgodistan]

Gregoryisgodistan Soccer Cup 4:

With the Expansion to 16 teams in the GSL, there is only one preliminary round for local teams.

Preliminary Round:

District 2 0–0 District 1 (1–1 AET) (5–4 pen.)
District 17 0–0 District 33 (0–0 AET) (1–3 pen.)
District 36 0–1 District 4
District 34 0–0 District 30 (0–1 AET)
District 7 0–0 District 22 (0–0 AET) (1–3 pen.)
District 26 1–1 District 6 (1–1 AET) (6–5 pen.)
District 21 2–1 District 20
District 32 1–2 District 24
District 35 0–1 District 11
District 3 1–0 District 25
District 16 1–1 District 28 (3–2 AET)
District 31 0–0 District 18 (0–0 AET) (4–3 pen.)
District 8 2–3 District 15
District 14 1–1 District 19 (1–1 AET) (2–3 pen.)
District 13 1–1 District 12 (2–1 AET)
District 10 1–1 District 29 (1–1 AET) (2–4 pen.)

First Round:

AC Pervert Chasers 1–3 GSAZ FC
District 13 1–2 Slaves FC
District 26 0–2 Gruelmakers
District 31 0–2 November 5 SC
District 24 2–3 District 30
District 2 2–1 District 22
AC Enemy Crushers 0–2 FC 17 June
District 16 0–2 Police Squad
District 4 0–1 Military FC
Club de Executioners 0–3 Slave Beaters United
District 19 1–1 Horse Beaters FC (1–3 AET)
Island Soccer 2–0 District 21
District 11 1–0 District 3
Prune Farmers FC 3–1 Coastal Soccer Club
Loyal Friends 2–0 District 15
District 33 3–1 District 10

Second Round:

District 33 1–4 Loyal Friends
Horse Beaters FC 4–3 District 30
Military FC 2–1 District 2
Prune Farmers FC 1–2 FC 17 June
GSAZ FC 0–1 Slave Beaters United
Slaves FC 2–4 Police Squad
November 5 SC 0–0 Island Soccer (2–0 AET)
District 11 1–2 Gruelmakers

Quarterfinals:

November 5 SC 3–3 Police Squad (4–4 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Loyal Friends 2–3 Military FC
FC 17 June 0–0 Gruelmakers (0–0 AET) (2–3 pen.)
Horse Beaters FC 0–0 Slave Beaters United (2–1 AET)

Semifinals:

Police Squad 1–2 Gruelmakers
Horse Beaters FC 0–1 Military FC

Final:

Military FC 0–1 Gruelmakers

[Gregoryisgodistan]

Gregoryisgodistan (GGS) Qualifiers
UICA
Champions Cup: Coastal Soccer Club
Globe Cup: FC 17 June, Prune Farmers FC, Slave Beaters United

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CeDC: FC Coastal Soccer Club, Gruelmakers
Cygnus Cup: Gruelmakers

[Gregoryisgodistan]

Matchday 1 of the GSL Season 5 was held today. The Gregoryisgodistan Soccer League features 16 teams. The defending champion is Coastal Soccer Club. The defending Lord's Trophy winner is FC 17 June.

GSAZ FC 2–1 Loyal Friends
Slave Beaters United 0–0 Military FC
FC 17 June 2–1 Police Squad (8 PM)
AC Enemy Crushers 0–0 November 5 SC
Island Soccer 2–3 Slaves FC
Club de Executioners 1–0 AC Pervert Chasers
Gruelmakers 0–1 Prune Farmers FC (3 PM)
Coastal Soccer Club 1–0 Horse Beaters FC (11 AM)

                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Slaves FC                  1    1   0   0     3    2   +1     3
 2 FC 17 June                 1    1   0   0     2    1   +1     3
   GSAZ FC                    1    1   0   0     2    1   +1     3
 4 Club de Executioners       1    1   0   0     1    0   +1     3
   Coastal Soccer Club        1    1   0   0     1    0   +1     3
   Prune Farmers FC           1    1   0   0     1    0   +1     3
 7 AC Enemy Crushers          1    0   1   0     0    0    0     1
   Military FC                1    0   1   0     0    0    0     1
   November 5 SC              1    0   1   0     0    0    0     1
   Slave Beaters United       1    0   1   0     0    0    0     1
11 Island Soccer              1    0   0   1     2    3   −1     0
12 Loyal Friends              1    0   0   1     1    2   −1     0
   Police Squad               1    0   0   1     1    2   −1     0
14 AC Pervert Chasers         1    0   0   1     0    1   −1     0
   Gruelmakers                1    0   0   1     0    1   −1     0
   Horse Beaters FC           1    0   0   1     0    1   −1     0

The GSL is starting a new tradition this year where the defending champion opens the season at 11 AM on Matchday 1. All other games that matchday will be played at 3:00 PM except for one which will be played in prime time at 8:00 PM. On other matchdays, there will be one match at 11 AM, one at 8 PM, and the rest at 3 PM. The 11 AM match and 8 PM match will be televised nationally, generally on Sports TV but occasionally on an overflow channel. There will also be one nationally televised match at 3 PM, with the rest streaming online. All games are played at 3 PM unless noted otherwise above, but only the one televised one will have the time noted.

Coastal Soccer Club won their opener 1-0 over Horse Beaters FC on a 34th minute goal from Slave Catcher XIA91200AL. The 25-year old forward first shot one off the right post as the goalkeeper dove unsuccessfully, but managed to knock in the rebound off the left post as nobody was around to defend it and the goalie was still lying on the ground. This put Coastal up 1-0 and was also the first goal of the season. Central defender Horse Beater J839AABADB would receive the first yellow card of the season in the 21st minute and would later receive the first red card of the season when he was sent off in the 79th minute for a second yellow.

In the afternoon game of the week, Prune Farmers FC knocked off Gruelmakers 1-0 on a goal by Prune Farmer 81389ASADBA in the 66th minute. Elsewhere this afternoon, GSAZ FC knocked off Loyal Friends 2-1, defending Cup runners-up Military FC played Slave Beaters United to a scoreless draw, November 5 SC played AC Enemy Crushers to a scoreless draw that saw two Enemy Crushers sent off for violent play, Slaves FC humiliated Island Soccer by winning 3-2 on the road, and Club de Executioners knocked off AC Pervert Chasers 1-0.

Finally, it was time for the Primetime Game. FC 17 June, the defending champion, took on Police Squad, who finished with 47 points last season, just two points out of a Globe Cup spot. Secret Police Agent Robert Anderson got the scoring started in the 25th minute when he headed home a corner kick from Police Officer 7189ASAFA on a beautiful set piece to make it 1-0 in favor of the police. They would take this lead into halftime. However, in the 53rd minute, FC 17 June would be awarded a penalty kick after Police Squad goalkeeper Secret Police Agent Mark Michaelson was given a red card for tripping Loyal Friend of Lord Almighty Gregory Joseph Hauu in the box. Replays made it seem as though the contact was not the goalie's fault, as both were running for the ball and just collide with each other. If anything, it should have been a foul on Loyal Friend of Lord Almighty Gregory Joseph Hauu since the goalkeeper was reaching down for the ball when the collision occurred. Nonetheless, Police Squad was down to 10 men and had to bring in their backup goalkeeper for the penalty kick. Loyal Friend of Lord Almighty Gregory Joseph Hauu nailed it to even the score. In the 79th minute, he would score again on a break to make it 2-1, and that would be the final score. That brought a thrilling Matchday 1 to a close. Bizarrely, Slaves FC is in first place since nobody has a GD better than +1 and the Slaves have the most goals for. That result will not hold until the end most likely. But for now, the Slaves are winning the league. It's only the first matchday. It won't be true for long.

[Gregoryisgodistan]

Matchday 2 results for GSL Season 5

Loyal Friends 0–1 Horse Beaters FC
Prune Farmers FC 0–2 Coastal Soccer Club (8 PM)
AC Pervert Chasers 1–0 Gruelmakers
Slaves FC 3–1 Club de Executioners
November 5 SC 3–5 Island Soccer
Police Squad 1–1 AC Enemy Crushers
Military FC 1–0 FC 17 June (11 AM)
GSAZ FC 5–5 Slave Beaters United (3 PM)

Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Slaves FC                  2    2   0   0     6    3   +3     6
 2 Coastal Soccer Club        2    2   0   0     3    0   +3     6
 3 GSAZ FC                    2    1   1   0     7    6   +1     4
 4 Military FC                2    1   1   0     1    0   +1     4
 5 Island Soccer              2    1   0   1     7    6   +1     3
 6 FC 17 June                 2    1   0   1     2    2    0     3
 7 AC Pervert Chasers         2    1   0   1     1    1    0     3
   Horse Beaters FC           2    1   0   1     1    1    0     3
 9 Club de Executioners       2    1   0   1     2    3   −1     3
10 Prune Farmers FC           2    1   0   1     1    2   −1     3
11 Slave Beaters United       2    0   2   0     5    5    0     2
12 AC Enemy Crushers          2    0   2   0     1    1    0     2
13 Police Squad               2    0   1   1     2    3   −1     1
14 November 5 SC              2    0   1   1     3    5   −2     1
15 Loyal Friends              2    0   0   2     1    3   −2     0
16 Gruelmakers                2    0   0   2     0    2   −2     0

In the 11 AM game on national TV, Military FC faced off against FC 17 June, in what everyone knew would be a very exciting matchup. The action was scoreless for 72 minutes until Soldier JI2939ADPA found Military SuperGeneral Peter Vallace in the box and the latter put it home to the top right corner. That put Military FC up 1-0 and they would not relinquish the lead.

Six games were played at 3 PM, with GSAZ FC-Slave Beaters United being the Game of the Day for TV. It was a very exciting and high-scoring game with 10 total goals, but ultimately it ended in a 5-5 draw. GSAZ went up 2-0, but Slave Beaters United scored three unasnwered goals before the end of the first half. Slave Beater 890ASXPA scored one on a penalty in the 48th minute, but GSAZ FC scored three unanswered goals, including a go-ahead one by Loyal Friend of Lord Almighty Gregory Death to Saintland in the 89th minute, to go up 5-4 and looked like they had that in the bag. However, Slave Beater 890ASXPA scored one off a free kick in the third minute of stoppage to draw level, ending the game as a draw.

Elsewhere, Horse Beaters FC beat Loyal Friends 1-0, AC Pervert Chasers beat Gruelmakers 1-0, Slaves FC continued their surprising start, knocking off Club de Executioners 3-1, Island Soccer beat November 5 SC 5-3 in a game that was 4-0 at halftime, and Police Squad drew AC Enemy Crushers 1-1.

Finally, it was time for the Primetime Soccer Game. Coastal Soccer Club headed to Prune Farmers FC in a much-hyped match. Unfortunately, it failed to live up to its hype with Coastal winning easily by a margin of 2-0. Prune Farmers never really got anything going on offense and let in two goals.

Somehow, Slaves FC is still in first place, with Coastal Soccer Club in second. Just two games in, they are the only two teams with a perfect record. GSAZ FC and Military FC are also undefeated but sitting on 4 points due to a draw, just behind Slaves and Coastal. There are two other teams with two draws who are also undefeated - Slave Beaters United and AC Enemy Crushers. Everyone else has at least one loss. Can Slaves FC continue their surprising run? Find out next matchday!

[Gregoryisgodistan]

Matchday 3 of the GSL Season 5 was held today. Here are the results.

Slave Beaters United 3–1 Loyal Friends
FC 17 June 3–0 GSAZ FC (3 PM)
AC Enemy Crushers 2–0 Military FC (8 PM)
Island Soccer 1–0 Police Squad
Club de Executioners 0–1 November 5 SC
Gruelmakers 3–2 Slaves FC (11 AM)
Coastal Soccer Club 3–3 AC Pervert Chasers
Horse Beaters FC 0–0 Prune Farmers FC

                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Coastal Soccer Club        3    2   1   0     6    3   +3     7
 2 FC 17 June                 3    2   0   1     5    2   +3     6
 3 Slaves FC                  3    2   0   1     8    6   +2     6
 4 Island Soccer              3    2   0   1     8    6   +2     6
 5 Slave Beaters United       3    1   2   0     8    6   +2     5
 6 AC Enemy Crushers          3    1   2   0     3    1   +2     5
 7 AC Pervert Chasers         3    1   1   1     4    4    0     4
 8 Horse Beaters FC           3    1   1   1     1    1    0     4
 9 November 5 SC              3    1   1   1     4    5   −1     4
10 Military FC                3    1   1   1     1    2   −1     4
   Prune Farmers FC           3    1   1   1     1    2   −1     4
12 GSAZ FC                    3    1   1   1     7    9   −2     4
13 Gruelmakers                3    1   0   2     3    4   −1     3
14 Club de Executioners       3    1   0   2     2    4   −2     3
15 Police Squad               3    0   1   2     2    4   −2     1
16 Loyal Friends              3    0   0   3     2    6   −4     0

In the early game, Cup Champions Gruelmakers defeated Slaves FC 3-2 thanks to a hat trick by Gruelmaker KUZ930PASKAZO. In the Game of the Day at 3 PM, FC 17 June clobbered GSAZ FC 3-0. At 8, in the primetime game, Military FC lost to AC Enemy Crushers 2-0.

[Gregoryisgodistan]

Matchday 4 GSL results:

Loyal Friends 1–3 Prune Farmers FC
AC Pervert Chasers 0–4 Horse Beaters FC
Slaves FC 2–3 Coastal Soccer Club (11 AM)
November 5 SC 1–2 Gruelmakers (3 PM)
Police Squad 4–1 Club de Executioners
Military FC 4–2 Island Soccer
GSAZ FC 3–4 AC Enemy Crushers
Slave Beaters United 1–0 FC 17 June (8 PM)

                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Coastal Soccer Club        4    3   1   0     9    5   +4    10
 2 Slave Beaters United       4    2   2   0     9    6   +3     8
 3 AC Enemy Crushers          4    2   2   0     7    4   +3     8
 4 Horse Beaters FC           4    2   1   1     5    1   +4     7
 5 Military FC                4    2   1   1     5    4   +1     7
 6 Prune Farmers FC           4    2   1   1     4    3   +1     7
 7 FC 17 June                 4    2   0   2     5    3   +2     6
 8 Slaves FC                  4    2   0   2    10    9   +1     6
 9 Island Soccer              4    2   0   2    10   10    0     6
10 Gruelmakers                4    2   0   2     5    5    0     6
11 Police Squad               4    1   1   2     6    5   +1     4
12 November 5 SC              4    1   1   2     5    7   −2     4
13 GSAZ FC                    4    1   1   2    10   13   −3     4
14 AC Pervert Chasers         4    1   1   2     4    8   −4     4
15 Club de Executioners       4    1   0   3     3    8   −5     3
16 Loyal Friends              4    0   0   4     3    9   −6     0

[Gregoryisgodistan]

GSL Matchday 5 Results

FC 17 June 1–1 Loyal Friends 
AC Enemy Crushers 2–2 Slave Beaters United
Island Soccer 2–1 GSAZ FC
Club de Executioners 1–0 Military FC 
Gruelmakers 4–0 Police Squad (3 PM)
Coastal Soccer Club 1–1 November 5 SC (11 AM)
Horse Beaters FC 2–1 Slaves FC
Prune Farmers FC 3–0 AC Pervert Chasers (8 PM)

                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Coastal Soccer Club        5    3   2   0    10    6   +4    11
 2 Horse Beaters FC           5    3   1   1     7    2   +5    10
 3 Prune Farmers FC           5    3   1   1     7    3   +4    10
 4 Gruelmakers                5    3   0   2     9    5   +4     9
 5 Slave Beaters United       5    2   3   0    11    8   +3     9
 6 AC Enemy Crushers          5    2   3   0     9    6   +3     9
 7 Island Soccer              5    3   0   2    12   11   +1     9
 8 FC 17 June                 5    2   1   2     6    4   +2     7
 9 Military FC                5    2   1   2     5    5    0     7
10 Slaves FC                  5    2   0   3    11   11    0     6
11 Club de Executioners       5    2   0   3     4    8   −4     6
12 November 5 SC              5    1   2   2     6    8   −2     5
13 Police Squad               5    1   1   3     6    9   −3     4
14 GSAZ FC                    5    1   1   3    11   15   −4     4
15 AC Pervert Chasers         5    1   1   3     4   11   −7     4
16 Loyal Friends              5    0   1   4     4   10   −6     1

In the morning game, Coastal Soccer Club played host to November 5 SC and played them to a 1-1 draw. Coastal was up 1-0 for most of the game until Soldier K00PZLAL9 scored a goal in the 93rd minute to even it up for Novas. That made it 1-1 and the whistle blew shortly thereafter. In the Game of The Day, Gruelmakers easily dispatched Police Squad, winning 4-0. Gruelmaker KUZ930PASKAZO scored two goals and has now scored six goals in the last three games after the whole team was shut out for the first two. This win, combined with the goal difference, moves Gruelmakers into fourth place overall. In other 3 PM matches, FC 17 June could only play Loyal Friends to a 1-1 draw at home, continuing their disappointing season. Meanwhile, AC Enemy Crushers and Slave Beaters United drew 2-2 in a game with three red cards and 11 yellow cards to Enemy Crushers. Island Soccer knocked off GSAZ FC 2-1, while Club de Executioners beat Military FC 1-0. Horse Beaters FC beat Slaves FC 2-1, and it is safe to say the Slaves have come down to Earth after a hot start.

In the Primetime Game, Prune Farmers FC took on AC Pervert Chasers and it was not much of a contest. Prune Farmers won by three goals and totally dominated. We have a very tight championship race, with seven teams within two points of the top of the table.

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Loyal Friends 2–2 AC Pervert Chasers
Slaves FC 1–0 Prune Farmers FC
November 5 SC 0–1 Horse Beaters FC (3 PM)
Police Squad 0–1 Coastal Soccer Club (11 AM)
Military FC 2–0 Gruelmakers (8 PM)
GSAZ FC 0–1 Club de Executioners
Slave Beaters United 4–1 Island Soccer
FC 17 June 3–2 AC Enemy Crushers

                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Coastal Soccer Club        6    4   2   0    11    6   +5    14
 2 Horse Beaters FC           6    4   1   1     8    2   +6    13
 3 Slave Beaters United       6    3   3   0    15    9   +6    12
 4 FC 17 June                 6    3   1   2     9    6   +3    10
 5 Prune Farmers FC           6    3   1   2     7    4   +3    10
 6 Military FC                6    3   1   2     7    5   +2    10
 7 AC Enemy Crushers          6    2   3   1    11    9   +2     9
 8 Gruelmakers                6    3   0   3     9    7   +2     9
 9 Slaves FC                  6    3   0   3    12   11   +1     9
10 Island Soccer              6    3   0   3    13   15   −2     9
11 Club de Executioners       6    3   0   3     5    8   −3     9
12 November 5 SC              6    1   2   3     6    9   −3     5
13 AC Pervert Chasers         6    1   2   3     6   13   −7     5
14 Police Squad               6    1   1   4     6   10   −4     4
15 GSAZ FC                    6    1   1   4    11   16   −5     4
16 Loyal Friends              6    0   2   4     6   12   −6     2

The 11 AM Morning Game featured Coastal Soccer Club traveling to face Police Squad. Coastal defeated the Police 1-0 on an own goal by Secret Police Agent Bob Button in the 68th minute. This allowed Coastal to retain first place, at least for now. In the 3 PM Game of the Day, Horse Beaters FC traveled to November 5 SC and Horse Beater 839A9SLZLANS scored his first career goal in the 33rd minute to put the Horse Beaters up for good. Horse Beaters FC is doing surprisingly well this year, in second place after a ninth-place finish a season ago. Horse Beaters FC did advance to the semifinals of the Cup before losing to Military FC, who in turn lost to Gruelmakers in the final.

Elsewhere at 3 PM, Loyal Friends remained winless but did salvage the point with a 2-2 draw against AC Pervert Chasers. Slaves FC upset Prune Farmers FC 1-0, continuing their surprisingly decent start. Club de Executioners beat GSAZ FC 1-0. It is strange how GSAZ is just a couple years removed from participating in the Globe Cup but now sits in 15th place. Slave Beaters United obliterated Island Socer 4-1, while FC 17 June beat AC Enemy Crushers 3-2 after four Enemy Crushers were red carded and eight yellow carded, including one substitute.

In the Primetime Game, Military FC beat Gruelmakers 2-0, bringing the Gruel Boys' streak to an end. Defending Lord's Trophy winners and league runner-up FC 17 June is now in fourth place, but is four points out of the lead. Horse Beaters FC and Slave Beaters United also sit in between Coastal and Junebirds.